No.553220
first for both want and need gf
No.553221
tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
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>>553212
I'm never going to be a mom because I can't handle the responsibility of making sure my son or daughter can be safe from all the hazards of the world and growing up.
Nobody can handle that here, without raising a child to become a man or a woman who will live out an unfortunately grim and depressive and suffered existence.
It's just an insane amount of responsibility. I'm not going to raise another kid to tell them lies about everything being alright when it's not alright and they can get hurt so easily.
I'm probably going to get my tubes tied this year idk
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>>553229
>I can't be a mom because telling my kids to just do the opposite of what I did when I grew up is too hard
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>>553233
good
you not reproducing is the best thing you could contribute to this world
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>>553236
this but killing herself
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>>553235
lmfao do you really think raising a kid is easy?
the ways you can fuck up are so large and assorted that it's a nightmare.
Never have kids, they're just going to end up like you are now. It's a disaster.
>>553236
Follow by my example dumbshit
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me faceless in the background
No.553245
people from hsg i would want as a parent
wouter
camilo
phantos
vris
egg
horsie
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>>553241
good luck with paying for school and college
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>>553245
most of these people can't even take of themselves
No.553249
Skypenigs are too busy being cool to be parents, but we'll wish anyway.
No.553250
>>553245
skypenigs are not from hsg
No.553253
people in hsg i would want as a parent
ben
vris
sponge
grant
wesley
anon
No.553254
>tfw i really don't want kids, but if we get married my gf is probably going to make me give her some in the future anyways because she wants them and i'm a pushover
No.553255
>>553248
most of those people dont have a significant other
with the right spouse they could work
No.553256
how do we stop the skypenigs' growing power
No.553257
>>553246
Ha ha, you're American
No.553258
>>553254
>tfw your SO would be happiest studying all day and doesn't have time for pets, much less kids OR tulpas.
No.553259
>>553256
cut off their supply of crossies
No.553260
>>553259
Just stop talking about them, go ahead and try.
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>>553253
those are all the worst choices, and ive gone over them
grant would be an asshole dad
ben is too autistic
wesley, i can't even imagine him in any sort of paternal role
sponge as a dad, who the hell knows??? but it frightens me
No.553262
>>553258
i've thought about trying to make a tulpa
sometimes (like when I'm going to bed) i really like mental peace, and i wonder if they're like "active" all the time
No.553263
>>553262
Security blanket by any other name. Do you have a "hug" pillow, I wonder?
HMM anon.
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>>553262
tulpas need sleep too
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>>553253
Have you seen modern family.
Imagine the skinny gay dad but worse
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>>553261
i would dump the baby on someone's doorsteps unless the other parent was someone i really liked
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>>553245
>camilo
>the pedophile
No.553270
>>553255
wrong
you have to fix your own shit anon, not others
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File: 1449185303498.png (56.34 KB, 480x854, 240:427, Screenshot_2015-12-03-17-2….png)
I made a Skype group out of all the best posters~
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>>553271
we knew you'd do this
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>>553271
more like skypedoublenigs
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>>553253
thats even a worse list
in terms of parenting
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>>553269
fug
you're right....
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>>553269
>>553278
so cam IS wonk?!?
No.553280
I'd be a bad parent because good boy / good girl points would translate into tendies at a much greater rate. My poor fat American kids.
No.553281
>>553271
egghead you can't handle skype chats. You running a skype chat is an even bigger disaster
every time you do this
it ends in catastrophe
No.553282
>>553279
hsg is a breeding ground for pedos
theres more than 1
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We have nothing but the highest quality content
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>>553279
they certainly look alike
No.553286
Wes sure is a lot more crude than I remember.
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>>553286
the man spams poop how could you not find him crude
No.553288
katnep anon is the cutest poster x3
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>>553289
r u shoare,...,.,.. *holds up spork*
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>>553287
I thought that was you, anon. Whatever, I get easily confused.
+1 for katnep anon is best poster.
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No.553295
put down that spork mister
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No.553297
>tfw when everyone is jealous of your Skype group
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>>553296
isnt bringing skype nonsense into hsg a bannable offense
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No.553301
Don't do it, grant, the song!
No.553302
 | Rolled 11 (1d20) |
Tulpa sleepy time.
No.553303
grant make egghead into the new admin
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>>553298
then how come vris isn't banned
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>>553305
nice try but it's actually le me
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>>553283
*doesnt like being called a balls*
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>>553310
*rubs my fat hairy unwashed ballsack on your face*
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how many tons do roxykitten's balls weigh
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>>553312
*thinks this is the worst birfday gift evr*
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No.553317
remember that time egghead left her mic on on her phone and she had this hilariously awkward conversation with a coffee shop employee she was crushing on and all she did was talking about weird shit like a documentary about chimpanzees and other shit.
I remember.
It was p. funny.
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>>553317
Once again getting every detail completely wrong... This is why you didn't make the cut for Skypegents...
No.553319
>>553317
remember your man voice
No.553320
oh man
she even let that awkward nerd see her naked
No.553321
>>553320
egg will let anyone see her naked
i bet even i could seduce her
only to break her heart...
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>>553314
about 0.00005 metric tonnes
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No.553324
>scrimped my calories all day to have a big and very epic meal for dinny
>they fucked up the order
die
kill
die
die
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what does egg's turds smell like
No.553328
"I'm leaving now bye" = I'm going to stay for a few more hours
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>>553326
that would be illegal
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>>553326
Hey baby! How ya feelin?
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No.553333
what's this about egg nudes
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>>553331
she's excited for her birthday
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showing egg my big hairy hands
egg fainting
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>>553336
nothing is wrong with this picture
No.553342
shaun is kind of a sociopath isn't he
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>>553341
something is wrong with this picture
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>>553345
it's an epic fallout 4 spoiler
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No.553348
>George Zimmerman’s Twitter account suspended after he posts naked pics of woman he claims cheated on him with 'dirty Muslim'
What a stand up lad this guy is
No.553349
>>553348
when will libcucks stop obsessing over this guy
No.553350
>>553348
can't simmer the zimmer
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>>553324
You deserve it for using the word dinny
No.553352
i love how zimmerman has never completely gone under the radar
i love little stories about him doing wacky bs popping up
he was at ferguson for a while, wasn't he?
No.553353
HIYA HO ZIM-A-ZAM
IT'S-A ME
THE PIZZA MAN
No.553354
>not diminutizing every word
wewie laddie
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>>553355
He's a cuck spic with a micropenis and a severe case of premature ejaculation
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>>553360
>cartman finally convicted and sentenced for the murder of the tenorman couple
No.553362
new buzzword idea: cuck-passing
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replace white-passing with cuck-passing
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sponge when are you going to fuse with vfan to rectreate spongefan
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>>553368
its mostly in my crack yes
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>>553372
who broke peri's teeth
No.553375
wtf taco bell?
i just wanted a #6 combo fresco-style with no sour cream, and they put cheese on some of it (not all), took the lettuce off of my taco leaving me with just meat + salsa + shell, and although i don't see any sour cream on anything, everything tastes like it
like how high do you even have to be to mess up that simple of an order?
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>>553370
spongefan split into us for a reason
vfan has become too impure to fuse back with
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>>553376
but you won't be able to defeat the androids otherwise!!!
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>>553384
hÆ
how's it hanging
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>>553385
I'm trying to procrastinate
But I'm so bored I might just finish studying
No.553388
>mfw homestuck is so shit i dont even fap to the porn anymore
though most of the new shit is crap anyway
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No.553390
I've been getting a lot of guys sending me dickpics on Skype
If one of you guys is behind that it's fucking genius
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I'm honestly surprised people are still drawing homestuck porn
>>553391
Biology midterm in 27 hours
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>>553389
oh shit i didn't realize we were /nofap/ here
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>>553393
it mostly seems to have dried up and most of it is shit nowadays
the good times are over
but then pussie seems to be trying to filter out all of his non-autist fanbase, so i guess that's natural
No.553396
>>553388
how far homestuck has fallen
No.553398
there's no such thing as good homestuck porn
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>>553397
terezi what are you doing
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>>553393
visualization exercises always helped me study
i like to imagine that the grade on an exam is a big stinky poo in my hand that i could slap people in the face with and then shout profanities at them as they walk away ashamed
the better the grade i scored, the bigger and messier and stinkier the poo, and the more shame the person i'd be slapping would feel about it
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>>553397
that guy has a flabby butt
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i want to fuck sako's boypussy
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>>553397
I'm surprisingly glad I don't have you filtered on my phone
>>553398
Look up flushed it's a Johnkat thing
And I think glubs drawn some good stuff
No.553412
flaccid dicks are so gross
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>>553407
ugh thats fucking awful
No.553415
I want to shoot sako's boypussy
No.553416
soon im just gonna filter everything but boniface and nep pictures
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>>553416
>and nep pictures
fag
No.553418
I want to shoot my load in sako's boypussy
No.553419
>go to hsg for the porn
>theres never any porn
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>>553419
yeah remember the good old days when we had BESTiality threads
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>>553402
I don't associate studying with getting good grades
Never really got used to it
>>553410
No you don't
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>>553419
why dont you go on the internet
No.553423
oh boy
gotta get my four hauers of sleep
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>>553424
now this is autism
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>>553424
hnnnnnnng, so sexy
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>>553427
now this is autism
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>>553428
now this is autism
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>>553417
she helps me forget my dead wife
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>>553427
now this is autism
not even tits
No.553432
boring? try posting about how much you love weed and are bisexual
No.553434
>>553397
Who is this god among men
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>>553434
but egg
hes not even black
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>>553433
hnnnnnnng, so sexy
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>>553431
zamii doesn't sexualize neps
No.553438
my ot3 is cletus's cousin, meron and phantos's bf
No.553439
neps in a bikini
like string tied around a plank
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>>553435
The issue is that he's not brown, but he has hair and a very beautiful belly
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>>553441
I've got refined tastes. Call it a lesson from my long term relationship with a hairless fuccboi
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>>553442
they're as refined as sugar made of poop
No.553446
man you guys are retarded :Aste_Roy:
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>>553449
no she just wants to rape little boys
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>>553449
what makes you think that
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>>553449
i wouldnt be surprised tbh
No.553456
sako is trying to get into the gentsclub
im onto you
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i self insert as the shota so it's alright to wank toit
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>>553455
>homestuckin2014.png
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No.553464
does anyone here actually listen to fucking pop music
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>>553464
i listen to pop'n music
No.553467
>Weird Loners tv show
>everyone on the tv show is normal and has friends
why cant normies do anything right................
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>>553464
i like 80s synthpop
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>>553464
Not me, I'm a cultured gentleman with refined tastes *Tips fedora*
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>>553464
pop isnt fucking music
No.553471
i don't mind pop-sounding music but actual pop is usually retarded, namely due to normies having shit taste
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>kid who sounds like a girl singing love songs
>oh look it's this shit again *tips majora*
No.553472
CUZ I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IIIIIN SO SHAME ON ME NOW
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>>553464
marina and the diamonds, florence and the machine and bjork they ll are pop i think
so yeah
No.553475
i only like guys in their 30s singing love songs
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>>553477
>>553476
I've still never heard more than like 5 seconds of this
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>>553477
Because you used to call me on my cellphone
>>553478
He's still daddy
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No.553483
any song on the radio is shit
if you disagree you dont know shit about music and are probably fucking retarded
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>>553483
>any song on the radio
>hawaii's classic hits, 97.1
>old school rock all day erry day
>fucking amazing
No.553485
I want to fug Carly Rae Jepsen
>She's older than Drake
What the shit
No.553486
people who ramble for paragraphs for no reason need to be killed
thats like the one thing sponge gets right
oh and pop music is great you dunces
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>>553482
please tell me you're not serious
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>>553487
are you kidding me? that shit sounds amazing
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>>553484
and if you look here you'll see a music scrub who doesnt know shit
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>>553488
All outta sick days, kid.
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>>553473
>lapisanon has a good taste in music
whom are you
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>>553482
Dance With The Dead are great but that's still pleb tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GUNcSWSko
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>>553490
>classic rock is too mainstream for you
hipsters these days i fucking swear
No.553498
>it's a people share bad music thread
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No.553500
>He listens to music in 4/4 without polyrhythms
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>>553456
what the fuck is that
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>>553495
>>553496
>HURRR ME KNOW MUSICS ME IS SMARTZ!!1!!!111!!!
so pathetic
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>>553494
ugh the piano in the beginning sounds completely disharmonious
No.553506
Having taste in music is like having taste in food. You've got it. Other people have it. It's fine.
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>>553505
Yes, that's the point
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>>553483
pls go listen your anime songs
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>>553507
so the point is that it sounds bad?
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>>553504
They aren't going to have anything to use if they do ALIVE 2017.
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music snobs are the lowest of the low and should all be killed
tbh
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>>553511
If your peanut brain can't handle normal jazz piano then sure
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>>553520
i don't like jazz because it's slow and incredibly boring
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>>553522
That's only slow if your frame of reference is Dragonforce
No.553524
>go to musicfag friend
>same type that is posting right now
>rec me something
>always the same shitty low beat bad vocals or no vocals music
boring af
No.553526
>>553524
pleb taste confirmed
No.553527
I literally only listen to Neutral Milk Hotel and Circulatory System tbh
No.553528
>>553523
dragonforce is alright but they got boring when i was 13
sabaton / dunderpatrullen
though i like some slower shit like social distortion / smash mouth as well
No.553529
you know when that hotline bling...
watch the jewish nigger try to sing...
No.553530
I only get high and listen to Infected Mushroom while the sky moves away from me.
No.553531
You're all so stupid it's actually quite sad. Too bad you'll never grow beyond your ignorance, but oh well. I'm the one with the better taste and not everyone can have it.
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>>553523
this could be nice if it wasn't both disharmonious and repetitive
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>>553527
is there anything that you do that points to something that isnt white trash
No.553535
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here's some good taste for you
>>553534
>white trash
your sjw is showing
white race kkk
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>>553535
more like poop race
hehe
No.553538
white trash vs sjw
who would win
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>>553536
no, that'd be the shitskins
unless you're color blind lmao
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>>553524
>Vocals
Pleb
>>553528
Dunderpatrullen are good, here's another project that the members were involved with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5w8SJ3yVsc
No.553542
>>553538
white trash have the guns
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>>553540
more like poopskins
hehe
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No.553545
Sako never crossed me as white trash, huh.
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>>553532
I don't think jazz is the genre for you if you're going to complain about how it's "disharmonious"
No.553547
its hilarious caue jeff mangum is anti-gun
No.553548
>>553545
>white guy
>like 17 or something
>never ever shuts up about guns and how everyone should use guns
No.553549
Do all white trash people have birbs they collect as much as guns and perfectly fine musical tastes, y'all
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>>553537
it was kind of good until the typical fuckboy lyrics came up
rip
>>553544
>not embracing the glorious master race
i'm fucking disappointed in you, you are the true white trash
>>553546
yea thats why i never listen to jazz :^)
No.553551
gimme the video game osts
No.553552
really though
drake is shit and he belongs in some sort of asbestos-lined crate at the bottom of a well
No.553553
>>553537
why did you feel the need to respond to me
i'm probably going to be disappointed
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No.553555
Drake is pretty self loathing and silly but I love his fucking dance moves so much.
No.553556
>>553541
vocals >>>> the womb sounds you listen to
No.553557
is it just me or is chvrches new album total shit
>>553552
a lot of his songs are p good though
No.553558
spongelord probably listens exclusively to soundtracks
No.553559
>>553550
they asked for something with lyrics and while I don't really LIKE the lyrics I Don't dislike them
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BBL hanging out with stoner friends (e.g. tulpas)
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>>553551
Try Dr. Wily Stage 1 & 2 from Mega Man 2... It's very underrated...
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>>553560
meh, typical teenage girlyguy types.
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>tfw you used to be a metalhead
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>>553568
i hate most metal because it's shit
sabaton is god's saving grace though
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>>553564
>Unironically listening to Sabaton
Fam...
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>>553571
you literally don't know shit about me
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>>553572
they're fucking glorious
that's some real 'i'm a fucking badass' music right there
they used to be my goto every time i had to shitpost for mario and the search for the inner spaghetii party quest
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>>553564
>sabaton
i was just joking about the tumblr thing at first but goddamn
No.553576
breakcore and vaporwave are the future
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>>553572
>first thing is screechy retard voice
>having taste this bad
>>553575
pure testosterone, m8
No.553582
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>>553574
Yeah man, a bunch of hardasses over here
At least listen to some good folk metal
No.553586
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
i fucking hate how it stretches text on the side of the video so im just going to put this filler out i guess
anyway
>entire board filled with people with bad taste
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>>553562
Hey this shit is tight, just f y i
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>>553573
sure I do
most of the album art itt I have seen show up on a teenage girl's phone at one point or another on the train
everyone in hsg must share libraries with their little sister or something
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>>553589
>not giving your sis your epic music
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>>553582
okay this would be good if they didnt do the RETARDED SCREECHY VOICE SHIT
and if their lead singer was better
and if they didnt do the typical edgy 'hi satan' shit
one thing i love about sabaton is they dont pull that crap
No.553599
>not giving your sis your epic D
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>>553579
>Screechy retard voice
That's called having range, and that album was recorded when they were like 16-17 years old
https://youtu.be/WMPd_WEMrLM?t=174
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>>553504
Go watch Electroma, you fucking casual trash.
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>>553253
i'd be a horrible fucking parent
i don't even know if i'd be a mom or a dad
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