No.553602
MOAR TEMMIE THREAD??????????????????
>>553217 >>553217
>>5532>>553h0I1717>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
No.553608
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hi this is music thread #2
bye i'm going home
enjoy your shit bands, i'll be here with attero dominatus and 40:1 and other shit
resist and bite mvp
No.553610
>>553597
>and if they didnt do the typical edgy 'hi satan' shit
I know you listen to Sabaton and all but do you actually have Downs syndrome
No.553613
>>553610
>every metal band
>dark edgy bullshit
fuck that i'll be here with my war songs
No.553614
No.553615
>>553613
Sabaton are 10 times as edgy with their HURR DURR WAR TANKS :---DDDD shit, have you actually seen what their lead singer looks like?
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No.553618
>>553615
lead singer is kind of a faggot, granted
i'm just here for my war songs tho
No.553619
>>553613
War is pretty edgy.
People die n shit...
No.553620
>>553619
yeah but their songs are still less edgy than 'hurr durr i love the dark one, i sold my soul for pocket change, bake me an infant blood cake'
No.553623
>>553620
Feel free to explain how this is more edgy than singing about nazis and Simo Häyhä and shit
No.553624
>>553623
i just skipped half way in and heard something about vengeance or something
still has the screechy metal voice though which is shit
No.553625
to be fair Simo Häyhä was fucking cool
No.553626
temmiefags need to get their permanent leave on already
No.553628
Guys I swear we're not edgy :--DDD
>>553624
That's what a singer who can actually sing multiple styles sound like and not just the constipated fake bombastic voice
No.553629
No.553632
>>553612
i seriously though she was wearing a chain that said "POTTY" for a few seconds
No.553633
>>553627
is cpt nameless still here
i miss him and his neps
No.553634
>>553631
what does slablands have to do with anything
No.553636
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>>553631
Sure, the singer in Wintersun doesn't have the best harsh vocals but I'll take somebody who can do it and also sing cleans over a shitty tryhard who only knows how to put out one voice any day of the week
See also: Opeth, before they became run of the mill recycled 70's prog rock
No.553637
>>553634
i worked hard on that reaction image
almost as hard as i'm working on my slablands mod, slablads.
No.553638
not impressed with sabaton
No.553639
>>553636
>more of this goddamn harsh metal voice
please.
No.553640
>>553637
I think it's actually gotten worse since the last time I played it. I was able to find a bunnyguy last time but now I can only find insect girls.
No.553641
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>>553639
It ain't my fault that you have pleb tastes, fam. This is what singers who knows how to sing sound like.
No.553642
>>553637
it's coming along nicely
>>553640
THREE FUCKING ONSTER GIRLS IN THE FOREST
and that reaction image, horrible quality aside, shows some of the worst dialogue in there
fucking hell
had another one for the scene where you rob a guy where he's like "this was nice, i dont have people to talk to"
No.553644
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And if you want the edgiest vocals known to man then boy do I got a treat for you
No.553645
FUCK i left the slablads window open to take those screenshots and had to listen to fucking ducktales
i hate 4chan
i can't wait to be done with this pos mod
No.553646
NOWHERE INDEFINITELY
NOT DEAD, NOT ALIVE
EXISTENCE-PATTERNS RIPPED OF SYMMETRY
AS WILL AND FATE DIVIDE
No.553647
>>553646
I could shitpost about this all day, fams
No.553648
>>553640
bunnyguy is in the next town btw, cant find him in the forest
No.553649
what the hell is a lop eared loli?
No.553650
how do we get rid of telltale
No.553652
>>553649
you get three options when you defeat the DEMON LORD, you can turn him into a 'seraphic succubus slave', a 'lop eared loli' or a 'bunny bitch boy'
i guess little lop eared loli is a small loli girl with drooping bunny ears?
fucking retarded, coc killer killed itself
maybe some day i'll make a real coc killer
No.553653
having to browse john cena backgrounds in public is painful
the pains i take for slablads
No.553654
>>553649
the same thing a bitch-eared bunny boy is
or whatever they called the shota rabbit
the demon scene is still the only one I found that was any good at all
No.553655
>>553654
they're painful
"let me spill my worthless seed into your superior pussy"
john cena rape scene will be infinitely more enjoyable
No.553656
>>553650
wait until they release walking dead season 3 then strike
No.553657
>>553655
They're the best thing in the game I've seen, didn't say they were actually GOOD.
There's some really autistic guy in the general for it, and it's not going anywhere even if it wasn't for him.
No.553659
>>553657
i offered to rewrite the intro because i'm too unmotivated to write porn / anything
ofc they didnt want a newfag touching it so i just figured fuck it and started on this
it'd need a complete setting rewrite to stop being autistic
No.553660
I'm just listening to some coil
It's p chill
No.553661
telltale is just retarded
they make games that totally focus on telling a story while incorporating the players choice, yet every single time, invariably, in every game, the choices don't add up or matter in any significant way
and fuck, they're putting out short games, episodically even, so they actually could make the choices matter without the game getting too complex and being stretched thin
No.553662
>boys who still unironically like metal past 14
GOD
FUCKING GROW UP YOU FAGGOTS
No.553663
When will nerds get over video-games and get lives
No.553664
>>553662
here she is again
funny you returning exactly coincides to me packing up my shit and walking home
thank you god, thank you jesus
No.553665
>>553662
Post vocaroo yet?
>>553663
Fuck off trash pee
No.553666
>>553661
>No matter what I do I can't save the kid lord from ramsey in their game of thrones thing.
This is fucking stupid.
No.553667
>>553661
isn't every game that says their choice matter not actually matter
No.553668
>>553665
I'm not doing it because I'm a man.
No.553669
>>553665
Hah
Trash pee
Love it
>>553664
I can archive her posts if you want them bro
No.553670
Just opened the stream
chvrches....yes.................
No.553671
>>553669
maybe i can copy paste them and make her a slablads npc :^)
No.553672
>>553668
Idk if you're a man just say something
Count to 20 and post it on vocaroo
No.553673
>>553666
That's like the one thing they did right you dunce
>>553670
I just listened to every open eye
Total shit
Listening to coil Rn it's much better
No.553675
>>553664
GOOD GROW THE FUCK UP WHILE YOU'RE GONE AND QUIT LIKING METAL LMFAO
No.553677
>>553672
I'm not doing it
I'm leaving you hanging.
No.553678
Oh she's talking about the dumb video game stream
Don't watch that vfam come the fuck on
No.553679
>>553662
>People who still don't listen to everything from metal to pop to jazz to electronic to hip-hop and so on past 14
GOD
FUCKING GROW UP YOU FAGGOTS
No.553681
this lego shit looks retarded lol
No.553682
>>553672
This isn't even the first time she's done this
Not even the second time
It proves nothing either way it's pointless
No.553683
>>553673
Yeah, I guess. I mean it fits with the setting and world and etc. but literally nothing I did had any impact on anything.
I just wish it played out as something other than an episode of a show.
No.553684
>>553679
but that's everyone who's grown up past 14 except for you...............you dumb fool
No.553686
why is donald trump advertising on 8ch by the way?
No.553687
stop replying to vfan and look at this rat's bedroom eyes
No.553688
Once you listen to metal you don't listen to anything else imho.
That's a permanent scar I can't just forget about a person. For all I care all they fucking do is listen to metal and nothing else because they've forfeit their musical autonomy.
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No.553690
>>553684
Yeah, everybody on the planet likes jazz, tech death, Carly Rae Jepsen and Avicii, you're right
No.553691
>not listening exclusively to nightcore.
No.553692
>>553690
everything you just listed
is utter trash
No.553693
>>553683
A major theme in asoiaf is nothing you do mattering, it's a series about disempowering characters giving it a video-game was dumb
A bigger issue would be like in the walking dead game where if you reach the end with everyone still alive they just kill them off for the ending to make sense
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No.553695
>>553678
we should have a stream for lifetime christmas movies. I've been watchi g one a night for like a week or two myself.
No.553696
>>553688
Damn, I better tell the school I'm applying to that there's no point that I apply for their program for jazz guitar and folk music because I enjoy multiple genres, metal being one of them...
No.553697
>>553667
yes, but most actually have an excuse
if you allow choices to actually matter, then you have to start splitting the story at places and devoting resources to one path that won't be used in the other path. this means, if all paths are supposed to be equally viable, you have to expend twice as many resources for every split or halve the length of the game past that point.
games either have to find a way to cheat around that limitation (e.g. in dragon age origins your choices are important in the game's universe, but you leave the area right after you make any important decision so the larger ramifications of it don't have to be dealt with), or they have to make their choices not really matter and keep the story on a railroad with the illusion of choice instead
but taletell could be the exception. the games they're making aren't huge complicated RPGs with 60 hour stories that would be severely hampered by choice, they're essentially short little vignettes. they totally could expend the resources to make choices matter in a big way, and they could break new ground by doing that.
but instead they just do what every other "choice-based" game story does, only short as shit and with no fucking gameplay
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No.553699
>>553692
Okay, please learn to read before replying to me next time
No.553700
>>553692
Post your phallus
No.553701
No.553702
Why do people like horsie again?
Is he like a less handsome version of wouter?
No.553703
No.553704
>>553698
She only listens to shitty minimalist electronic music, do you think she listens to jazz
No.553705
>>553704
people who listen to metal literally leave and burn in hel
No.553706
>>553702
I don't think anyonw actually LIKES me here.
besides, that is an unfair standard. Wouter is a v attractive man.
No.553707
god even I thought you people were above metal and smooth jazz
I shouldn't have been so naive.......
No.553708
>>553705
Nah, I'd prefer to finish my education and start working as a music teacher
No.553709
>watching video game awards
No.553710
>>553706
I don't know they bring you up very often even though you seem very inconsequential
No.553711
No.553712
>>553707
Who said anything about smooth jazz, why are you projecting your shitty tastes
No.553713
>>553709
this but in the most literal, legitmate, unironic way possible in the time space continuum
No.553714
why is the thread split
can you retards not read?
epic new thread
>>553577
No.553715
>>553710
I don't think people talk about me unless they're correcting something stupid I've said.
No.553716
>>553712
Listen to what you just said. If I didn't like smooth jazz, how would it be my tastes?
rotord
No.553717
>indie game awards
>undertale
i think its going to win
No.553718
lel it didn't win
sorry toby
No.553719
>>553715
The self-deprecating low confidence act only works when what are does it
No.553721
Wouter* I should stop dictating my s*** posts
No.553722
>>553717
>>553718
LITERALLY RIGGED
No.553723
>>553717
>>553718
what was it up for, most notes generated
No.553724
>>553716
Because you're the only person who's talking about it?
No.553725
>>553719
I'm self confident, but there are people on hsg who don't like me.
No.553726
rocket league is better tbh
hundred times more fun
No.553727
>>553723
indie game award?
No.553728
>>553726
undertale > [POWER GAP] > bad rats > rocket league
No.553729
>>553726
ori was the best game
No.553730
>>553728
Rocket league was super balanced and way more fun.
Nothing is more fun than a good multiplayer game
No.553732
the fug kind of fedora is this dude wearing and why is he trying to sing high notes with that voice lmfao
No.553733
No.553734
what show is this even on /utg/ is being spammed by people from /v/ over it
No.553735
>>553731
The costume quest dude right
No.553736
>>553735
No that's 3.3 MILLION dollars, they made that mediocre adventure game
No.553737
S H O T S F I R E D
H
O
T
S
F
I
R
E
D
No.553738
toby being mad is the best part
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No.553741
>>553737
Gameplay>>>story you cuck
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No.553743
>>553737
Yea I didn't think Radiation was a douche
No.553744
>>553741
undertale still should have win over car soccer for both story and gameplay tbh
maybe it shouldn't have won, but it probably deserved to win more than car soccer.
but who gives a shit about any part of this corporate whore out of a hot mess of an event this is
god this is embarrassing to watch
No.553745
>>553741
I haven't played rocket league but I would probably like an RPG over soccer.
No.553746
>>553743
nah lol I don't think he's doing anything wrong
who cares he's shitting on other video games like come on
don't pretend you care about any of this
No.553747
god I'm making a lot of typos rn
No.553748
>>553744
>undertale
>gameplay
No.553749
>>553748
undertale has gameplay yes
No.553750
I really should get into more jazz though but it's so hard to stay interested in it unless they really haul ass on their instruments
No.553751
>>553746
I'd prefer the people who make the games I like not be annoying douchebags.
Eggmund's already enough of a cunt for a few game studios, thanks.
No.553752
>>553748
the funny thing is that it's literally more intricate than car soccer. that's how sad it is.
No.553753
>>553751
I doubt he's going to make another game tbh so who cares
he's not even being that mean he's just roasting a dumb game
No.553754
I really should get into more jizz
No.553755
>>553753
He's literally not though.
No.553756
No.553757
this isn't an award show this is a toilet
No.553758
toby is justified in his anger
No.553759
>>553758
can you hear me from your house
cause laughing pretty loud
No.553760
No.553761
will undertale grow in scale to the point people ask what happened to old rad?
No.553763
>dude wearing a shirt in portuguese
No.553764
>witcher 3 and mgsv losing to a side scrolling platformer
WHAT THE HOT SHIT IS THIS
No.553765
How do I get senpai to notice me
No.553766
>>553753
I hope he makes another
No.553767
I think I'm just gonna give senpai space
No.553768
this is fucking awful
how can anyone genuinely enjoy this
No.553769
there's something about gaming events where it feels like every second phrase they say is trademarked
No.553770
>>553764
but it had a cute animal
No.553771
I'm glad blunderfails are getting btfo
No.553772
No.553773
>>553764
what game?
what award?
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No.553776
metroidvanias are the two gamers on a couch of indie games
No.553777
>>553772
"Mom you can't pause an online game"
one of the dudes delivering the award was wearing it
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No.553779
>thank god for RTS
>without it we never would have gotten ASSFAGGOTS
No.553780
are the cheers from the trailers or the actual crowd
No.553781
wwith kans radish wwe gonna wwin the competition
No.553782
why do people care about game awards
No.553783
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No.553785
I am glad I am watching love live now and not this.
No.553786
>>553782
because it lets them know if they really did like that one game or if it was garbage
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>>553788
I can't help my need for maki and nico
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No.553794
Now yer talkin' my language.
No.553795
why do people call mobas assfaggots
is it supposed to be funny
No.553796
what the dude said
people were booing here
No.553797
No.553798
>>553796
kojima intended to be at the awards show, but was told by a konami lawyer he couldn't
No.553799
>>553796
kojima is locked in the basement of konami hq
No.553800
>>553798
wwhat
what the fuck konami
No.553801
>>553795
i think it's because there was some disagreement over how should the genre be called, because some people didn't want their game to be called 'DOTA clone'
No.553802
>>553795
Because your average /v/ poster is 14 so of course they find it funny
No.553803
>>553801
i feel as though this does not answer my question because what sort of sense does this make
No.553804
I can't believe Kojima is dead
No.553805
>>553795
mobas are garbage but people who try to push assfaggots are even more pathetic
No.553806
>mgsv was supposed to be vr training for rescuing kojima from konami hq
No.553807
>>553806
Remember when Kojima put Komani HQ on fire
He knew
No.553808
kojimmajam................
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No.553810
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
B
O
R
E
D
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No.553812
is there a single good greek mythology movie
No.553813
>>553810
*bends over*
hehe :3
No.553814
>>553775
Bless you.
And who gives a damn about video game awards? Well, you guys I guess.
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No.553816
>witcher III
well i was hoping for mario maker
cause more people would be mad
No.553817
>>553813
*spreads butt cheekk, revealing my shit encrusted butthole*
No.553818
it should have been fallout 4
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No.553821
gaming really is dead
it's all up to me to save it
No.553823
undertale should have been goty
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No.553825
>>553821
tobys words before undershit
No.553826
>>553821
What are you going to do, anon? You're our only hope.
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No.553828
>>553825
why do you hate undertale so much
No.553829
>>553828
its not a gay sex sim
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>>553829
i'm pretty theres lesbians
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>>553825
and then we ended up with a bullet hell friendship simulator, or a bullet hell with timed hits that tells you you're a terrible person at every turn. did gud tobes
u dun gr8
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>>553833
you also fuck off
No.553838
>>553837
i feel so very compelled. but no? :^)
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No.553844
goty should have been crossy road
No.553845
i will make the next goty
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No.553847
I should have been the game of the year
No.553849
I keep forgetting that Iwata is dead
No.553850
Anybody in contact with stabs? I want to get her a thing for Christmas.
No.553851
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No.553853
MGSV is a better game than TW3
No.553854
>>553850
I think I still have her phone number.
No.553855
>>553847
more like dame of the beer
No.553856
I want to lick a girl's tight abs tbbbbbh
No.553858
>>553856
It'll be OK, VFan, you'll get your wish some day.
No.553859
>>553851
I'm not even mbg
>>553852
I said I would when I could afford it
I can afford it, almost.
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No.553865
Ha ha, Andrew is delivering me a pizza atm.
No.553866
rev would you take some doujinshi of my hands, i have some dupes of stuff that was already scanned
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>>553865
can't run a dev stuido of no budget forever
No.553869
>spend night at friend's place
>friend wakes u up
>friend: "hey let's go do [thing]"
>u: "ok cool just let me take a shower"
>friend: "are you really gonna make me wait for a shower? let's just go do it now"
die
kill
maim
ransack
destroy
No.553870
>>553869
your friend wants ur ball musty anon
No.553871
>hussie taking up several part time jobs so he can work on anything except his game in order to finance his game studio
No.553872
>>553866
Uh
What's the catch?
No.553873
>>553870
no he is just fucking human scum who showers once every three days and walks around with greasy hair smelling like ass and thinks it's normal die die die DIE DIE DIE
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No.553875
>>553872
the pages are laced with tree frog venom >:)
noone on /jp/ wanted the h ones, it's either i send them somewhere or turn them into weird wrapping paper
No.553876
>>553873
every three days? whata normie
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No.553878
>>553875
Sure send them to me
At the very least I can store them in my comics trunk.
776 Commerce St. APT 523
Tacoma, WA 98402
No.553879
i shower every 3 days
sometimes even longer until my hair gets greasy
No.553880
hsg does not need to have the "i just don't have a natural odor ;)" conversation for the umpteenth time, but my point is that someone who not only neglects their own personal hygiene but treats another person bathing themselves like it is a burden to them is unacceptable, and faggoty
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>>553880
you crying about it is faggoty
No.553884
that new superman vs. batman trailer spoiled literally the entire movie trying to find engaging clips and yet still managed to make it look godawful
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>>553886
>hairy chest and happy trail
>shaved armpits
what
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No.553891
Hairy armpits are kinda gross
Hairy chests are awesome
Happy trails save lives
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No.553893
What's the nonsexual word for cum gutters because that dude's got some amazing cum gutters.
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No.553895
We need someone to offset vfans gay vibes by posting hot men
I'm afraid I'm not autistic enough to do it myself
No.553897
>>553896
what a weird penis
No.553899
>>553884
ikr
i know they showed wonder woman before but i wish they wouldve just not showed her at all. imagine the hype when diana just swoops in on the screen
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No.553901
movie trailers are usually bad anyway tbh
No.553902
>>553900
are you a footfag
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>>553899
she looks like a cosplay trying her best
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>>553902
Me love girl feet
No.553908
Glub hasn't drawn anything since that demon lady because of vidya
We need to abolish video-games
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>>553906
What's with your obsession with girls
No.553912
girl's midrifts = perffffff
No.553913
>>553912
More than perf
Show us yours
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No.553917
Like who the fuck spends their time posting softcore hentai to 8chan
No.553918
>>553899
there's literally nothing left of the movie
lex luthor introduces clark kent and bruce wayne at a party
they don't like each other
they discover each others identities
they fight in some big dumb action fight
they won't kill each other which makes luthor mad
luthor creates/revives doomsday to finish the job
diana shows up in the nick of time
the three of them beat doomsday
and then an ending that sets up strings for a justice league movie
like that's it, the whole entire goddamn movie, every single pivotal scene in one fucking trailer just to trying anything to get people into the theater.
and the movie looks like a bunch of cosplayers striking poses under a shitty colorless filter
No.553919
>>553917
the neckbeards at /animus/
No.553920
No.553921
i should sleep but not sleepy
what to do
No.553922
>pearl/rick porn
I want off this ride
No.553923
No.553924
>>553921
I have
The exact opposite issue
No.553925
>>553923
*resists the urge of posting vfan nudes*
No.553926
>>553918
why they even do that tho
i assumed its going to be one of those movies where you just have to see
its a fucking superman and batman movie, the 2 biggest names in the superhero comic community
they couldve just had them glaring at each other for 5 minutes and people would come to watch it
but who am i kidding im still gonna watch it tho
No.553927
No.553928
>>553926
it looks like hot poopoodoodoo garbage fam, do not go
No.553929
who likes cursed dragon knight
No.553930
>>553928
i need to go see wonder woman
i love her and i want my expectations to be blown out of the water for when she's actually an amazing diana
No.553931
Haven't all of their super hero movies tanked
at least critically they have
No.553932
>>553930
> when she's actually an amazing diana
thats not happenin
No.553933
>>553931
All Star was pretty bad in not-comic form.
No.553934
>>553930
i dunno how the lady is as an actress, she might be super good
but man, just visually, she looks awful.
No.553935
No.553936
>Psychonauts 2 crowdfounding
!!!
>3.3 million dollars
oh nvm
No.553937
unshaved > shaved
this is objective fact
No.553939
>>553936
I find it hard to believe they won't make it, because they're actually promising (at the least) a sequel to a good game, if not it ends up being a good game itself.
They really should have done this first though, instead of ruining everyone's good will with broken age.
No.553940
>>553934
i was pretty bummed out when i saw who they chose
i was really confident they were actually going to pick a pretty tall, buff girl who gave off that amazon feel and not go with the "hot sexe pretty girl in that one movie" that people jerk off to until the next one rolls around
No.553942
The ruining of good will on backer-paid games is a huge deal imo.
No.553943
No.553944
i've been waiting for psychonauts 2 for so long, but i will not be donating specifically because broken age burned me
and also a little bit because schafer has said some dumb things kind recently but that's more icing
No.553946
No.553947
>>553945
Kid, you're gonna need more than determination to win at an awards show.