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No.554268
Holy fuck I'm bored and I couldn't sleep, what the fuck am I even doing here.
No.554269
>>554267
no
it's business time
No.554270
>>554268
what the fuck are you doing here admiral
theres like only me and maybe one another anon right now
No.554271
File: 1449231086633.jpg (116.5 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, the most shameful of globe….jpg)
>In a post-SBURB world (or perhaps one where trolls are a more peaceful society because the Sufferer won after all), a legislacerator on vacation and her mutant matesprite give Earth a look-see. Further, following her adult pupation, Terezi has gotten bigger and BIGGER; will her growth ever end? Probably she's already hit her full adult height, but you never know...
>I'm fairly satisfied with this positioning for Terezi's horns. On a romantic angle, it also means that her and Karkat's horns won't lock when they kiss, but at most rub the bases of their horns together, which is probably an affectionate gesture among trolls.
No.554272
>>554268
get out while out while you still can
No.554274
>>554270
I have no idea. I think I've only been to this website like once before too, and that probably like a year ago.
No.554275
>>554271
is that supposed to be karkat next to terezi?
why is he crossdressing?
No.554277
>>554274
Well the site is broken
We maybe are going to move to infinity chan
I belive that we should let hsg die but nobody listen
Also i just wanted you to know that you were always a personal fave
No.554279
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>>554277
Wait what I thought this was infinity chan. Now I'm even more confused.
And yeah sometimes I miss homestuck a lot but even I stopped bothering with hsg long ago. Still, got to stick through until the end. I've been filling the void on /sug/ for a while but since that's banned during hiatus, well...
No.554280
>>554279
have you tried /sugen/?
No.554281
>>554279
welcome back my epic buddy
also if you want to shitpost i recommend you go ruin undertale general on /vg/ because i dont like them and lots of hsg people post there
No.554282
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>>554280
Nope.
>>554281
God damn it, I do not shitpost, never have. I post shitty art for entertainment purposes. There is a big difference.
Also... I haven't actually played Undertale yet. Been meaning to though.
No.554283
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No.554284
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
No.554285
Holy shit HSA is back?
Is it the real HSA??
No.554286
>Basically a scenario where Vriska transforms Rose into a Latexy Kanaya, and brainwashing her to love her. A sort of dig on the actual Kanaya. Will Rose be stuck being Vriska's love slave forever? Stay tuned!
No.554287
will the real hsa please stand up
please stand up
No.554288
>>554280
Game coming soon maybe, just in case is there a cheaper game you'd like?
No.554289
File: 1449232836570.png (771.83 KB, 1599x1313, 123:101, god damn it I almost forgo….png)
>>554285
Accept no substitutes.
>Looks like the Condesce did it again! This time, she's kidnapped and pampered the Scourge Sisters this time and they're proving to be the most troublesome duo she ever dealt with, with her almost skewering the two at one point... which thankfully she didn't otherwise this pic would be tagged as "gore", and you came here to see cute troll girls pampered and bound, not skewered on a trident... but I digress. By the looks of it she managed to catch Vriska in the middle of an escape plan and is being harshly reprimanded with a CrockerCorp™ Brand Spanking Paddle! As for why Terezi isn't helping Vriska out and also laughing at her misfortune well... let's just say the two have a bit of history together... but this isn't the place to tell it, so instead enjoy Vriska getting the spankings!
No.554290
i found some dude's precious momento in fallout 4, he died getting it
and im going to scrap it for silver
its a doggy dog world, b*tch
No.554291
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No.554292
>>554290
>doggy dog
i like this
No.554293
>>554291
now that's what i call a negrobooty
No.554294
File: 1449233647442.jpg (183.99 KB, 1024x1365, 1024:1365, Mituna helm for Hitler.jpg)
No.554297
I did it
I told her I want her to sit on my face
She wasn't even mad
No.554298
>>554296
How old are you now? 31? 32? How's your life going
No.554300
i can finally sleep
and im no longer sleepy
life is suffering
No.554301
i wanna be ian when i grow up
No.554302
>>554299
you shouldnt laugh at bad artists it discourages them
i dislike your shtick it's mean spirited
No.554303
>forgot to charge phone last night
i'm gonna die
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No.554305
haha look at that dumbass he's pursuing something he's passionate about and developing a skill
what a loser let's all laugh at his bad art
No.554306
>>554303
Poopydot no! We need you!
No.554307
>>554298
Turned 32 last week. Life's pretty OK, not much to speak of but going alright, should finally be moving in a few months to live with my friend I've known since we were 12, haven't seen her in a few years so I'm looking forward to that. Aside from that, uh, I had some surgery last year, nothing really serious but it still sucked, I had something blocking my pancreas which was painful as fuuuuuck.
No.554308
oh fuck Admiral's back time to celebrate
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No.554311
>>554307
>this is exactly what you think
Post the full thing, then
No.554312
>sponge works night shift at walmart
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>>554311
The full thing is on furaffinity and I am not making an account there for any reason, fuck that.
Have another image from the same guy though.
No.554314
>>554313
Then link it, asshat
No.554315
>>554313
Is that his dick poking out
No.554316
>>554314
Pretty sure you want this for fetish reasons now, so... no.
>>554315
Think that's Bro's tongue with saliva on the tip.
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No.554321
Admiral it's been so long....
All the awful art we've missed...
No.554322
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No.554326
Admiral how recent is this stuff
Is the Bad Fanart Machine still going strong
No.554327
>>554326
Its all recent, though the picking seems to be much slimmer than they used to be, which is to be expected.
No.554329
>>554328
this is actually pretty good art though
No.554330
>>554328
>Saltwater Taffy Pearl
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>>554329
I often post things for conceptual reasons.
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No.554335
Holy shit
Samurai Jack is coming back
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No.554337
>>554335
aku's voice actor is dead so who cares
No.554338
>>554336
whoops didn't mean to have that on
>>554335
link pls
No.554339
>>554337
Holy crap you're right
>>554338
It's all over /co/ right now
No.554340
Also people still watch AT which is amazing
No.554343
>>554340
that series didn't end yet?
No.554344
leave it to adult swim to dish out the most underwhelming promo imaginable
No.554345
inferno joey
blitzlicht von her holle
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No.554349
yeoj
joey's evil twin sister
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No.554351
>>554350
>batman v superman
superman automatically wins
No.554352
Dreams logged: 2 (81, 33)
Images saved: 7 (6)
No.554357
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
No.554358
>>554357
go smeck yourself
No.554359
>>554351
what if batman is wearing armor made with a kryptonite alloy?
No.554360
>>554350
eisenberg might just make it entertainingly bad instead of just an overblown action movie
also wow, they spoiled everything
No.554361
>>554359
what if my dick is wearing armor made of your mom's cunt?
No.554363
>>554359
what if superman just drops a bunch of tanks on him from a distance
No.554364
Trainspotting is still such a good movie I could rewatch it a million times over
young ewan mcgregor is cute as fuk
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No.554366
>>554364
i've never actually seen it
No.554368
>>554361
dam son
>>554363
but superman is against killing, and batman has the supernatural ability to plan for everything
No.554369
>>554367
yes
he looks like a drug addict, and nothing at all like a jedi master
No.554370
>>554368
not according to that last superman movie...
No.554371
>>554369
>he looks like a drug addict
'That's what makes him so fukin cute!
Plus it's pre star wars ewan. before his career was destroyed by george lucas
No.554372
instead of watching super hero bullshit stay home and watch trainspotting tbh
No.554373
I'm hoping BvS will create a meme so powerful it'd dethrone Baneposting,
No.554374
anyone else see those skellingtons?? O_o
No.554375
>>554371
>drug addicts are cute
"Mr. and Mrs. Fan, I'm sorry. There's no easy way to tell you this, but the lab reports show that your daughter has bad tastes in sexy men.
With therapy it can be treated, however there's no guarantee she will ever recover."
No.554376
>>554373
didn't they try that with the "halt, invincuble son"
No.554377
>>554375
how in the fug can you not think he's cute
No.554378
>>554377
i can't really put into words what is unappealing about him. he's kinda gaunt, and the hairdo is weird. he kind of looks like a skinhead or holocaust survivor?
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No.554381
>>554377
he looks like a kid who skateboarded in high school and now has a job at a gas station which he describes to his friends as a "sweet gig with lots of smoke breaks"
No.554382
>>554381
That's the entire fucking appeal. He's a cute kid who has absolute fuck all and knows he has absolute fuck all and thrives in having absolute fuck all with hedonistic and nihilistic glee.
perfect tbh
No.554383
>>554350
Why is Not Michael Cera there.
No.554384
>>554379
i'm not often attracted to men, but i can usually appreciate a cute or handsome guy
but i'm not seeing it with mcgregor tbqh
No.554385
WHY IS NOT MICHAEL CERA THE VILLAIN
No.554386
y'all have weird tastes. I've never met people with tastes like yours.
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>>554382
i'm guessing one day you'll be pregnant, watching your significant other clean out his ear gauges, and suddenly be struck by a sense that a mistake has been made somewhere in your life
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>>554388
that's a really rude thing to say and I would appreciate it if you could apologize to me for what you just said
No.554392
>>554386
sounds like you don't have enough truly epic friends in your life
No.554393
im very disappointed in the lack of ben photoshops from you people
No.554394
>>554392
Or maybe it's vice versa and you've never met a friend like me.
No.554395
>>554385
michael cera as lex luthor would probably be a lot more entertaining than jesse eisenberg tbqfh family member
No.554396
>>554393
Sponge is the only one doing it I think.
No.554397
>>554395
They look similar. I think he's actually been in more stuff than Cera now.
No.554398
i wonder what michael cera is doing right now...
No.554399
>>554394
i've got hipstery friends, fam
and my hipstery friends have at least one truly honestly ebic friend that is myself
maybe it is you that needs to take a ride on the epic side......................
No.554400
>>554398
shitposting in undertale general
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No.554405
i saw a video of shia labeouf pulling up next to a guy on a motorcycle at a red light and just glaring at him angrily until the biker would pay attention to him
when the biker noticed he said "hi how are you" and shia was just like "good, how are you" all friendly-like, but kept just fucking staring furiously at the guy
i wonder if famous people do shit like that all the time just to psych people out
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>>554405
that shit is like, three years old
No.554408
who keeps paying for that trump ad
and why
No.554409
call it eating ass and they dont even use their teeth smh
No.554410
there's more visible, loud threats to hsg traipsing around openly, but in the greatest evil of all hides in the shadows and undercurrents, only surfacing occasionally to work their wicked agenda
the asseaters.....
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No.554413
>>554408
this tbh
i am so tired of the man, but especially his stupid hair and face
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No.554415
>>554408
>>554413
why the fuck do you not have ad block
No.554416
>>554414
it's a shame they only draw fat
No.554417
>>554415
Oh yeah, I forgot to install that on my new computer.
And just like that, the advert is gone. Ah, bliss.
No.554418
>>554415
i use noscript to block most ads, but it doesn't block simple image ads, and i keep forgetting to install ublock
i usually drag the quick reply box over his face because it fits perfectly
No.554419
>>554413
better get used to him
he's our next president lol
No.554420
>>554419
lol
*buys passport and 4-year visa to travel to denmark*
No.554421
No.554422
Trump has already a lost a majority of his voting base he had. he was like, a month thing.
No.554423
>>554422
he lead again :^)
No.554424
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No.554425
>>554424
misery loves company D^x
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No.554427
>Wife in San Bernardino Attack Pledged ISIS Allegiance, Officials Say
No.554428
>>554427
now if only one of the rejected skypers would run into the waiting arms of ISIS...
No.554430
>>554423
if he becomes president
literally nothing will change
No.554432
>>554430
lol
>he's not relevant
"he is"
>w-well if he wins he wont change anything
face it, your cuck sanders is gonna lose and trump is going to win and save america
No.554433
>>554432
But that doesn't really matter since you're gonna live here
No.554434
i saww eri kissin santa claus
No.554435
grant wants trump for president because hes just going to get up and leave america
No.554437
i sort of hope the trump shitposting stops when the election's over
No.554438
>>554437
Remember ron paul shitposting
I forgot what the text said
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No.554440
i neeeeed this paste to come in today.... im so f*cking bored..... i just want to play video games.....
No.554441
>>554439
what does that even mean
No.554442
should i get liquor or beer tonight...
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No.554444
>>554442
what liquor
what beer
these choices are just too broad
No.554445
>>554444
probably whiskey
this good tequilla beer i had the other week and i've been wanting to get again
No.554446
>>554432
if sanders win nothing will change and if trump wins nothing will change
the president of the united states does not matter to the equation.
No.554447
Does anyone want too read problem sleuth with me?
No.554449
>>554435
i know trump is going to win the election because he is going to save america
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No.554451
Grant just admitted to me he doesn't actually care about America.
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>>554451
silence doesn't mean no
No.554455
>>554453
That's just him admitting to me he doesn't care about america.
if he cared about america he would have told me. I'm his friend.
No.554457
I want to protect cute lil' wesley
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No.554459
I want to fuck cute lil' wesley
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No.554461
>>554457
prepare for the storm maggot
No.554462
i am so bored goddamn
and its too cold to go for a walk
save mee
No.554463
do u think gideon ever took it up the butt while in prison...
No.554464
I want to pet sweet lil' kusogen
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No.554466
a cornered cuck...
is more dangerous than a numale!
No.554467
i dont even feel like shitposting
i just want to play videogames
No.554468
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No.554469
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
No.554470
>>554469
just use toothpaste man
No.554471
are you with the pizz
or the burg
No.554472
>>554470
toothpaste isnt a suitable substitute for lube!!!
No.554473
i gotta go with the burg tbh
No.554474
>>554471
I'm gonna have noodles
No.554475
I want to snuggle with Ben and Wesley
No.554476
>>554471
i'm thinkin quiche
No.554477
>>554469
hi
it's me
the superhero Average Guy With A Really Big Dick
i came as fast as i could
what seems to be the problem?
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No.554479
>>554477
*captures you with a net*
nyeh heh heh! i was never a helpless civilian, it is i, the great villain Evil Guy with a Below Average Dick!
No.554480
>>554477
*chomps off ur weenus*
hehe :3
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No.554482
*sucks your dick so hard, it comes off*
No.554483
>>554477
Well you just came on me, that's a problem.
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No.554486
Unpopular opinion: Act 6 is the best act in Homestuck
No.554487
Unpopular opinion: Poopybutt is pretty ok
No.554488
Unpopular opinion: Homestuck is shit
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No.554490
Unpopular opinion: Homestuck is good
No.554491
my dick is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis long
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No.554500
its not even 2 pm holy shit today is going to be a long day
No.554502
*uses a popular fictional character to voice my opinions*
that'll show them
No.554504
http://store.steampowered.com/sale/thegameawards2015/
>sale
>SALE
>undertale not discounted
how do we
STOP
tobiastein foxberg
No.554505
>>554504
got that 100% discount ;)
No.554506
>>554504
wait rocket league isn't free to play
who on earth would pay money for that garbage
No.554507
Vfan I have something to tell you
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No.554509
>>554508
this, but unironically
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No.554511
>>554506
Someone from /utg/ added me as a friend on steam but they've never even played undertale and all they ever talk about is rocket league and magic.
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No.554514
am I going to spend the entire month of Christmas fruitlessly job-searching
No.554515
>>554510
nah she's probably in class atm
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>>554514
hey, at least we're in the same boat
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>>554517
we'll be there for each other
No.554521
>Project due at midnight
>Sent in a draft on Monday night
>Teacher hasn't sent back anything
>Tried going to their office, not there
>Tried calling them, didn't answer
They just sent a mass email a few hours ago, should I try to email them again.
No.554522
>>554521
i dont know how you do it but every single one of your posts are boring as shit
No.554523
>>554522
It's simple.
I don't post about interesting things on here. I just shitpost.
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No.554526
lolcats just get a facelift every couple years
No.554527
>>554520
Me3
Keep procrastinating even though I'm pretty sure the tao thing to do would be to stop suffering the stress in back of my head and just do it
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>>554528
>>554529
look at these fag babies..
No.554531
this is what megane jerks off to
No.554532
>>554528
i'm sorry... your gf is memetarded
No.554533
No.554534
grant caring for his memetarded gf after the incident
No.554535
>>554531
do you think he's on the german furry map
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>>554535
why do you even ask
are you a furry you degenerate
No.554539
>>554532
kusogen... did I guess right
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>>554534
tell me all the juicy HSG gossip details
No.554542
File: 1449259295588.gif (748.4 KB, 821x800, 821:800, tumblr_nytbsjsNWs1qjr0y8o1….gif)
A happy Conny!
A happy animated Conny!
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Undertalers... Homestucks... Gemfuckers... whose the worst I wonder
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>>554548
but they are dead anon
they are all dead
No.554552
>>554547
its not homestucks, its karkitties you fucking shit eating faggot
No.554553
its first friday today but my friend is doing something and i have no money
2day sux......
No.554554
>>554552
shut the fuck up dr sonic
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>>554549
You don't need to refresh threads to see flags
You fucked up
No.554558
why do people like idle games so much
you literally do nothing
No.554559
>>554555
stop shitting your pants dr sonic
No.554560
the best idle game is growing weed...
No.554561
>>554558
Almost every idle game has you do more than literal nothing.
Even cookie clicker, the one that made everyone shit their pants over the 'genre', had an active element.
No.554562
>>554561
oh yea i forgot about the clicking
No.554563
https://twitter.com/americanmcgee/status/672626146404524032
anti-gamer gate kidnaps an innocent game dev's sister
a mother of 3....taken
when will the sjws be classified as a terrorist organization....
No.554564
>>554562
The thing I was talking about in cookie clicker was the golden cookies, not just clicking itself.
No.554565
>>554564
do you click on the golden cookies
No.554566
>>554558
it's a good way to waste time when you don't feel like doing anything that takes effort
No.554567
>>554559
fuck you i hope you die
No.554568
>>554565
It's called cookie clicker what do you expect
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>>554565
Yes. There was also dungeons but orteil never did anything with them and there hasn't been an update for like 2 years.
He's apparently working on one though.
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>>554571
sounds like all u do is sit there and click on things occasionally....................................
No.554575
>>554574
Yea, cookie clicker wasn't very interactive.
I'm not really surprised but all of the actual good ones never seem to get popular because everyone would prefer real simplistic shit.
No.554576
idle games are for people just looking to waste the time until they die
No.554577
talking about gay things is my only joy left in life
No.554578
>>554576
i hate idle games
t. person just looking to waste time until i die
No.554579
>>554578
I won't let you waste your time kid
No.554580
>>554577
Vfan I have something to tell you
No.554581
i want vfan to siphon my man milk
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No.554583
im going to feed my man milk to hsg..
No.554584
>>554582
*caresses u*
fukken good
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No.554589
Man those game awards were shit at least splatoon won best multiplayer game
No.554633
>>554585
Sorry my mom called me
Well, when you were away I showed HSG my nudes, and they all agreed they were a lot better than yours...
No.554696
maybe some of you remember i came here like, a few weeks ago asking if anyone would be interested in a shitfic collab? basically just a bunch of shitty OCs / random charactes / real people playing sburb. last one had Geralt / Postal Dude / Genghis Khan before it died due to Genghis Khan guy saying he wanted to write one chapter a month. :^(
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatTheFanfic/comments/3v85m0/need_writers_for_homestuck_shitfic_collab/
if interested. will probably set up a quicktopic or something up soon
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No.554711
>>554709
EVERY TIME I TRY TO POST HERE THIS FUCKING HAPPENS
No.554716
>>554711
Weird it should be the first thread after the sticky ones
No.554736
>>554359
Batman would get kryptonite poisoning
No.554867
*game dev voice*
i will make a le game... but you have to pay for it before it comes out and so do a gorillion other people le LMAO...