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>>554591
its been sleepin for a while!!
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No.554598
who keeps posting the gremlins
No.554600
No.554601
>>554598
sponge, one of our more epic memelords
No.554604
>>554591
nigga i keep tellin u he ded
No.554606
No.554607
my efforts to lose weight have produced the beginnings of visible cum gutters
how nice, i've never had those before
No.554608
>>554601
I don't think Sponge likes undertale
No.554609
>>554608
... what does that have to do with anything
No.554610
>>554607
>visible cum gutters
???????????????????????????????
No.554611
>>554610
uh... v-lines? adonis belt?
No.554612
No.554613
>>554607
>>554611
I saw someone mention these in /utg/ and I don't know what they are and I haven't bothered looking them up.
No.554614
>>554611
I have those and I love them
No.554615
>>554611
Oh the weird thing I don't like seeing
No.554616
No.554617
gay people sure are strange
No.554619
No.554620
>>554618
Look at that
They're so fucking weird this is why ladies bodies are better
No.554621
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>>554620
bullshit, dude bods are great
look at those pecs, you don't get those on ladies
boobs re just over-inflated pecs
No.554624
No.554625
>>554623
tbh this kinda body type >>554618 I just don't like it
this kinda body type though >>554619
holy shit amazing
No.554627
>>554625
and what kind of body type does our dear grant have
No.554628
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No.554630
>>554625
grant probably has a more attractive body than that guy
also that dude's got some serious butter face, and he doesn't even have a good body to make up for it
No.554632
No.554634
>>554630
why does hsg have such awful taste in men
No.554636
No.554637
>>554634
You should be asking that to yourself
No.554638
my friend is the cutest person in the whole wide world O3O;;;
No.554639
>>554637
alright, hit me with your idea of an attractive dude
No.554640
>>554634
dude that face is awful looking
like I'm not much of a looker either but still
No.554641
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No.554646
Fuck my mom called is she gone again?
No.554647
>>554643
the one that said women are better than men?
if you agree with that you automatically have shit taste and your opinion is invalid
No.554649
>>554647
women have better pussies than men
No.554650
>>554648
now these are bodies
No.554651
>>554647
i dont know the context of whatever youre saying but women are universally better than men
No.554652
>>554646
is there no limit to your sadness
No.554653
No.554654
>>554650
tfw will never control my ki
No.554656
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how to we end the poopy menace
flushing it down won't work
No.554657
No.554659
how do i feel normal emotions without listening to music to invoke them
No.554660
>>554658
is that nep or jade cosplaying as the nepp
No.554661
No.554662
No.554663
self-hypnosis to forget im a cuckold
No.554664
boys make better girls than girls
No.554665
No.554666
i don't like this person and their opinions!
I know! i will call them a cuck! that will show them for sure
No.554667
No.554668
>>554666
this is cuckold logic
No.554669
No.554670
*self-deprecating ironic remark*
No.554671
>>554669
Is that the dude who can fit the giant dildo in his ass.
No.554673
No.554674
traps are some creepy uncanny valley shit tbh
No.554675
>>554668
it isn't dumb shitposter
No.554676
>>554672
which dbz would you cosplay
No.554677
>>554676
farmer with a gun
No.554678
>>554671
idk about giant dildoes, but
they're a transsexual person who still has their cocky-kun whom is widely regarded to be attractive as a female
No.554679
>>554676
realistically: yajirobe
if i was buff: tenshinhan the strongest human alive because krillin doesnt have a nose so he isnt human
No.554680
No.554681
>>554679
what about the pink guy
No.554682
gain more weight to cosplay huge pink man
No.554683
>>554678
They're ok looking, I guess.
I meant more traps instead of trans people.
No.554684
>>554679
that is rude af
he would be hard to cosplay though, midget short but doesn't look like a midget
No.554685
No.554686
ben talks about trans people like theyre humans but not quite human, like elves or some shit
its good stuff
No.554688
>>554686
No they're humans. Most of the ones I know are crazy but they're certainly human.
No.554689
>>554686
>>554687
can you blame him
No.554690
>>554652
It was a joke but now it's wasted asshole
No.554691
>>554664
if you're a dude sure. You like to see women as vapid vacant dolls you can just fuck whenever. So boys can naturally pretend what they think women are fairly easily.
If you're a girl, not so much. I'd never fucking a trans woman or fucking whatever.
No.554692
No.554694
Is it moody that keeps on thinking I'm being transphobic to them or something, because I don't see why anyone else would care.
No.554695
Isn't this person a trans?
No.554697
No.554698
>>554691
No vfan you have it completely wrong, I want to be the vacant doll that can be fucked whenever.
No.554699
>>554674
learn to love the peri
No.554700
>>554691
this is vfan. she sees everything wrong with the dirty male earthspawn. but can she see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch
No.554701
No.554702
>>554695
Oh whait that first gif isn't even the same person my b
But yeah I've been told that the girl in #2 and #3 is a tranny
No.554703
>>554699
poopydot is a man???
No.554704
No.554705
>>554694
he only thinks ur being transphobic cause you always use them instead of him lol
No.554706
>>554699
alas wesley admits his gayness
No.554707
>>554705
I'm pretty sure I used he/him to refer to them a few days ago.
It's not something I usually put conscious thought into, and it's moody so I don't really bother. I'm not gonna go back and change my post.
No.554708
>>554706
i am the straightest person alive
No.554710
>>554707
what are you talking about
use your brain
No.554712
No.554713
ben "the tranny stomper" scharfenstein
No.554714
maybe some of you remember i came here like, a few weeks ago asking if anyone would be interested in a shitfic collab? basically just a bunch of shitty OCs / random charactes / real people playing sburb. last one had Geralt / Postal Dude / Genghis Khan before it died due to Genghis Khan guy saying he wanted to write one chapter a month. :^(
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatTheFanfic/comments/3v85m0/need_writers_for_homestuck_shitfic_collab/
if interested. will probably set up a quicktopic or something up soon
why the fuck do i always post in the old thread
No.554715
>>554714
ughhhh what do these words mean
No.554718
>>554714
This is a worthwhile endeavor and I wish you great success in its fruition
No.554719
>>554710
A few days ago I was talking about him and I think I had used masculine pronouns to refer to them, I could be wrong though.
No.554720
No.554721
>>554717
I never noticed cell was so anime
No.554722
>>554720
i only use reddit for /whatthefanfic/, where i circlejerk my creative endeavors
No.554723
>>554721
cell has pretty sparkly eyes
No.554724
No.554725
>>554723
That's some good cell shading.
No.554726
>>554723
>pink eyes
what a homo
No.554727
>>554724
I WANT TO WRITE IRONIC SBURB FANFICTION YOU NIGGER
No.554728
>>554727
...................... ok :|
No.554730
>>554723
Alas a good smug anime face
No.554731
>>554727
You could have just said that instead of that vomited up sentence up there.
No.554732
>>554731
yeah i guess that first bit was a bit long
tl;dr sburb shitfic with whoever the fuck you want, done easy style ie one person writes both characters during pesterchum / meet-ups, otherwise writing however much you want of whatever
No.554733
No.554735
>>554733
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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No.554739
should i go to the lgbt meeting today
No.554740
No.554741
>>554739
>lgbt meeting
are you fucking gay? fuck those faggots
No.554742
No.554743
>>554739
is there free pizza
if not then no
No.554744
>>554743
do you know what lesbians do with pizza..
No.554745
>>554739
do you get free food
that's the only reason i'd go
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>>554742
just go on a sidewalk, undress, and put a sign saying 'niggers pls rape me'
No.554749
>>554747
my god... so innocent...
No.554750
No.554751
>>554746
so does my huge dong in his butt lmaoo
No.554752
gfuckkk OYUUUU BITCCHHHHHHhess hehe
No.554753
laugh my motherfucking spicy donut butthole off
No.554754
No.554755
im gonna do it.... yes......................
No.554756
the rippling muscles of a meme in its prime
No.554757
>>554756
you haven't even seen the sex scenes yet
No.554758
its at 7:30 though and my mommy and daddy wont let me leave the house
No.554759
has anyone here played infamous 2 and second son
how does second son square away the ending of 2
No.554760
snake eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*passes out*
No.554761
i have my driving test next week
send help
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No.554763
>>554762
im not playing around
dont fuck with me
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No.554765
>>554763
so anger..... so........ sexe
No.554766
>>554763
see >>554765
but unironically
No.554768
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>peridot will never nervously taste your cum after testing to see what it is
No.554769
>>554768
steven universe is worse than homestuck
No.554770
fucking killlllllllllllllllllllllll
No.554771
No.554772
>>554761
i believe in you!!!
No.554773
>john cena will never hold you in his muscular hands as his 20" man donger slowly pushes your petite asshole open
No.554774
it would be so much more convenient if I could use my vagina as an actual container and stuffing things into it didn't hurt bad or cause intense sexual arousal
like why can't I use that shit as my meaty storage space tbh
No.554776
>>554769
this but ironically
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No.554778
>>554773
he probably actually has a small donger from steroid use
sorry anon
No.554779
>>554774
here let me stick my dick in there to test it out
No.554781
this pitch dark at 5pm shit has gotta go
No.554783
>>554779
No thanks I'm good
No.554784
>>554783
*takes out boxcutter* >:)
No.554785
>>554782
That's very clearly not wes
No.554787
>>554784
why don't you take out less tired jokes while you're at it. I didn't know your rectum cold hold jokes.
No.554789
HEY GUYS WHERE ARE MY FUTA THREADS
No.554791
>>554787
Vfan, the thing I have to confess
.. Is... when you were away I showed HSG my nudes and they all agreed they were a lot better than yours... I'm sorry to break it to you...
No.554792
did peridot take joey's last name or did joey take peridot's last name
No.554793
>>554789
up your ass with the rest of your shit
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No.554795
>>554792
Peridot Joestar has a ring to it.
No.554796
why do girls post nudes anymore
this isn't 2010, girls aren't special anymore
all the cool kids are fapping to jade / bec porn
No.554798
>>554774
get a small dildo, lube it up, and leave it inside you all day, maybe bring some extra lube in your purse just in case
once you get used to that you can probably buy lube-free condoms, lube up the outside, put small stuff on the inside and insert it and carry it around
No.554799
>>554791
ok
why would I care I have every girl here eating from the palm of my hand.
No.554801
>>554798
tbh? That sounds very uncomfortable.
No.554802
>>554799
>why would I care I have every girl here eating from the palm of my hand.
im glad the women you love so much are nothing but pawns to you, you scum
No.554803
>>554802
when did I say they were pawns lol I like taking with them and they me
No.554804
>>554801
i'm an idea guy, fam
i don't know these things
No.554805
>>554803
"eating from the palm of my hand" is not a friend expression
it is "i have control over them and they will do what i say"
No.554806
wesley's scat fetish must come to an end
No.554807
>>554804
I mean girls have smuggled drugs up their vagoogers so it's not impossible
I'm sure someone has done that, I'm 100% positive it happens. But I doubt it's like, not uncomfortable unless you get off on being aroused in public.
No.554808
>>554774
why not just use pockets
No.554809
>2015
>still arguing with vfan
>not hiding her posts
fucking niggers
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No.554811
>>554805
I've literally put more energy into vris than anyone here ever has. I've helped dot out with a lot of shit she was feeling. I talk with sharktits now because I like talking with her.
I was being halfway cutesy sardonic you fool.
the only people I don't get along with are Chaz and Egghead and to be honest I'd rather not anyways.
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>>554811
say what you will but you will not convince me you aren't trying your puppet master garbage yet again
No.554814
>>554813
what exactly am I puppeting
am I using my charm to make me friends and learn more about people I knew nothing about
oh no I've done it I'm talking with people now at the expense of the innocent men of hsg without asking their permission what have I done
No.554815
you're all sad shitty people
No.554816
CHAPTER 4: GERALT AWAKKENS, FUCCCCCKS SHIT UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
(blaze it)
WRITTEN BY LIQQUID POWER
whos this mothefucking motherfucking being all motherfucker like in his motherfucking chill ass pad of a house? ill fucking tell you its deeZ NUTS ha GOT EM. which is what he would have said because fuck you youre a cunt like the biggest cunt of all you fucking cunt why are you even reading this? you have no fucking life you fucking motherfucker get the fuck out of here you dumb fucker and stop watching this cool motherfucker do his cool thing because youll die and he'll live you cunt so get a fucking life before i call the cops for you watching this FIFTY YEAR OLD MAN *DRAMATIC GASP IN BACKROUND FROM MORE COOL MOTHERFUCKERS* THIS IS NO CHILD ITS A GROWN ASS MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *duck MOTHERFUCKING fuckem comes in and gives A RAD ASS HIGH 5 BEFORE LEAVING AFTER PLAYING A SICK ASS AIR GUITAR SOLO* HONKING FUCKING WOULD EVERYMOTHERFUCKING APRROVE OF THE RAD SHIT JUST HAPPEND YOU CUNTS I MEAN HOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK THAT WAS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL *mmajjsmamamw amwmam wmmememww m* HOLY SHIT HE JUST HAD ANOTHER SICK ASS SOLOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...................
anyways now that our manliness is out for now we have another guest apperacnce by who? you ask? well ill motherfucking tell ya GODDAMN SPONGE BOB SINGING THE GOOFY FUCKING GOOBER SONG HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCK. no wait youre just high that didnt happen. bards of fucking tend to get HIGH OF THEIR ASSES AND TRIP BALLS because FUCK YOU..... where were we? ah yes IN YOUR MOMS PUSSY MAKING YOU SO YOU COULD READ THIS MOTHERFUCKING STORY YOU FUCKING ASSHAT GET FUCKED WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...... whats this mystical motherfucking slab of meat doiing? oh hes reaching for his dick.... what a no life loser wow just wow im so disaponited in you geralt you fucking sack of shit. tsk, tsk, tsk. fucking loser get rekttanguralprism HA GOT EM...... wait no hes getting his sord because some mothercucking elf is trying to cuck him up the cuck hole. jeez how rude of him what fucking ass hole gosh there he goes fucking him up with his sord for being a fool and attaciking him like a alpha cuck....... #cucks for life. anyways hes done pulling his sord out of his stomach wow thats alot of blood wOW EW im gonna go barf brb......... *sponge bob 10 minutes later voices* "ten minutes later" oh man WAS THAT FUCKING INTESNSE you wont belive who i met in there, wanna guess? well if so, and you get it right.... ill give you uuh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, 10 bucks yea 10 bucks but furst lets see what geralt is doing..... hes fucking triss as usual..... well have you figgured it out yet? it was deEEZ NUTS HA GOT EM......... well you just got rekt didnt you? the answer is yes.
==> geralt use computer HOLY FUCK THAT DIDINT WORK BECAUSE THIS MOTHERFUCKER LIVES IN THE STONE AGE. well shit what is geralt gonna do?
==> talk to triss FUCKING HELL THAT DIDNT WORK EITHER because shes k.o.ed from the brutal fucking geralt gave her eralier......... jeeez dude take it ez, i think shes bleeding........
==> geralt fuck triss while shes k.o.ed *420 hours later*
==> geralt cum in blood. well, that was uh, gross to say the least...... theres alot of blood now what the fuck golly guy.......
==> put pants on.
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No.554818
>>554815
welcome to hsg, you must be new here
No.554819
File: 1449268430788.webm (Spoiler Image, 1.44 MB, 448x536, 56:67, who's that pokemon.webm)
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No.554821
*crawlws around and purrtends 2 b trans*
*follows tran tracks n makes tran noises*
toot too!
No.554823
>>554819
I love how this is actual kirby music
No.554824
it's jigglypuff seen from above!
No.554825
>>554797
his dick isn't that big
neither is poopydot
No.554827
I have invested more into dot and vris as people than hsg ever has or pretended to tbh
No.554828
>>554823
i feel like i've seen a le happy merchant image but it was king dedede
but i dont know if ive actually seen that
if thats not an image it should be
No.554829
>>554826
is that donald trump
No.554831
parents are stupid orhpanize my ass
No.554832
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>>554800
>>554825
my size looks pretty decent
No.554833
>>554826
i wonder what will people think of this years in the future, after trump's presidency is over
No.554834
No.554835
4" here
girls love my petite penis
No.554836
>>554832
did peridot have sex with a shark
No.554838
they wont let me go to the tranny meeting
kill all breeders
No.554839
>>554837
holy shit the dude who is holding that sign is the cringiest sounding/looking fuck on earth
jeez
No.554840
>>554837
spotted a rare numale
No.554841
>>554819
>Who's that pokemon
>Doesn't end with probopass
No.554842
>>554837
brokenspacebar: the early ears
No.554843
all getting this disgusted by all this wes x peri
No.554844
fuck fucking uffuckf cufkc ufC CUFKC ufkc fuck fuckf fuckf cuckf fcufkering duckf cu killl fuck fuc fuck you fuckkkk fuckkkinggg
No.554845
>>554840
yeah the guy holding up the sign
the other guy is just a normal dude
No.554847
No.554848
>>554843
most people feel that way about scat
No.554849
i hate verything i want to die
No.554850
>>554837
this guy is my hero
No.554851
No.554852
Is this brokenspacebar spamming via anon
No.554853
No.554854
>>554845
no the guy holding up the sign is funny ironically
the other guy speaking is a beta type numale who hopes a cute girl would be watching that
No.554855
>>554854
sjw new world order
No.554856
>>554850
maybe if you relate to edgy angsty ginger teenagers sure
>>554854
maybe the guy holding the sign is obnoxious and people don't like obnoxious people?
woah
No.554857
>>554837
Spacebar looks different with dark hair
No.554858
No.554860
>>554856
i thought people liked you...
No.554861
>>554854
>projecting this hard
No.554862
>>554851
Your peri lust has reached a critical point wes
No.554863
>>554859
we get it you've browsed /wsg/ a fair hour in your day
No.554865
which homestuck would be the biggest numale in college
No.554866
>>554837
yep that's brokenspacebar all right
No.554868
No.554870
No.554871
>>554862
isn't this a good thing? my love knows no bounds, i'll never stop
No.554873
>>554837
Why do i get the impression this guy beats to forced crossdress rape and then cries
No.554874
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No.554877
hotwheels got cum on all his servers le
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No.554879
>>554873
i beat it to bestiality and don't cry
No.554881
>>554877
can you cum on my servers, big boy? ;)
No.554882
>>554872
vfan post pics with timestamp or you're a man
No.554884
will jontron play hiveswap
No.554885
which hsg poster has the best assortment of glands
No.554887
No.554888
>>554883
Rwby's acting sounds like a children's cartoon.
No.554889
>>554871
Posting peri pictures is okay
Porn of yourself and peri, not okay
You can still save yourself wes
No.554890
>>554883
who is the semen demon
No.554891
>>554884
will anybody play hiveswap
No.554892
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No.554894
>>554890
idk this is the worst webm ive seen posted in a while
it's not funny
No.554895
>>554886
you fucking monster
No.554896
No.554897
>>554886
so beautiful
brings a tear to me eye
No.554898
No.554899
No.554900
wes lowering himself to that storyboarder who drew himself dating Pearl
No.554901
>>554889
you're not making any sense...
No.554903
Wes with the drawing skills of that storyboarder who drew himself dating pearl
No.554904
I'm playing Runescape while listening to Bad Religion, I think I've invented time traveling
No.554905
i had some epic pasta but now i only have 210 calories left for the day.... wtf..........
No.554906
No.554907
>>554904
>not listening to sabaton
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No.554910
>>554907
We had this discussion yesterday, gaylord
No.554911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfVA9Q73mo
hey want to make this into /mu/ general again
No.554912
>>554903
what a horrifying thought
No.554913
>>554904
Anon... The first timelord...
No.554914
No.554915
>>554900
God that comic was embarassin enough and people still manage to be mad about it
No.554916
No.554917
>>554906
Sorry I can't be assed to find it but a guy who I think was a temporary storyboarder or something drew a comic where his self-insert dated Pearl and met sugar and jq as her parents
No.554918
>>554910
it's okay man, i've upgraded my tastes to edguy
No.554919
No.554920
>>554916
MOON RIVER
WIDER THAN A MILE
I'M CROSSING YOU IN STYLE
SOME DAY
No.554921
>>554915
I like the way he draws, I want to see more of his embarrassing stuff
No.554922
No.554923
>>554918
Better than Sabaton at least but that's not saying much
No.554924
No.554925
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries
Lyrically perform armed robbery
No.554926
why haven't you shit niggers played bayonetta 2 yet
>>554923
i listen to sabaton because every other metal band is retarded hissy bullshit and dragonforce has retarded guitar solos that last forever
No.554927
>>554926
because i'd have to buy a garbage-tier console to do so
No.554928
>>554926
why would i pay 60 dollars for softcore porn?
No.554929
>>554926
Um I have W101 is actually better
>>554927
Yeah amirite
*Goes and plays PS4*
No.554930
>>554927
>smUsh
>splatoon
>mario kart 8
>bayonetta 2
>>554928
it's an amazing game
No.554931
watch out for that gland!
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>>554929
i have the xbone.......
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No.554938
vfan please post your feet
No.554939
did grant get pussy whipped into unbanning vfan
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>>554938
This but completely unironically
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>>554939
Grant loves conflict
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>>554942
i meant it unironic too
No.554947
i don't blame the guy
he must have been so in love with his waifu and then he actually got hired to work on the show
he made an episode with her, he became part of creating his waifu
he became his waifu's god
how could he resist riding that feeling for as long as possible
how could a god resist making his most beloved creation love him back
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>>554947
fucking link this already i want to see it
No.554951
i kinda don't want to go to ren fair tomorrow, but if i go i get to ogle all the nerdy cosplaying moms who are a little too enthusiastic about showing cleavage
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>>554952
>everybody loves me now
you jinxed it, prepare for a sudden rush of "I h8 vfan" posts
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i want to hear vman's voice
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>>554947
the sad thing is that if pearl was a real person, she would think he's a creep and never love him
No.554961
does anyone here post on 4chan
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>>554960
just like wes and the poop
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>>554961
maybe, whoof wants to know?
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>>554964
can you post some 4chan exclusive memes
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>>554966
then they wouldnt be 4chan exclusive
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>>554962
that's being mean anon
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>>554968
please i'll do anything
No.554974
>>554960
you don't understand
she might not have liked someone like him before, but now her character is at least partially formed by his hand
do you get it
he inceptioned her love for him into the canon of her character, forever
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>>554974
>tfw you never be brainwashed into loving someone through dicking
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>>554977
which response are you even saying I am to that
No.554981
no HS thread on 4chan but a PS one instead.
Monica.
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No.554985
i have to take a FAT shit
No.554986
at this point if pussie died before homestuck was over it'd be kind of funny because only the autists would care
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>>554939
try refreshing the page
No.554988
Anon is feisty this friday.
No.554989
i have to take a FAT peri
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>>554986
>thinking about homestuck
i didnt realize this was a tumblr board
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>554990
even the porn is dead to me now
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>>554989
a big fat peri coming out of your butt
No.554995
This place is worse than a tumblr blog, it's garbage, but it's homey enough for me.
No.554996
80% of the time i forget homestuck was even a thing
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No.554998
[to the tune of "I Have a Golden Ticket"]
i want qt gee-effff!
i want a negrobooty in my life!
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>>554997
>posted 4 years ago
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>>554998
this is a bad meme
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>>554999
Remember to follow! :3
No.555002
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>>554926
You do know that there's more than two metal bands out there, right
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>>554992
have memes gone mainstream?????
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>>555001
theres nothign there to follow 3 mouth anon
all the cool kids follow my blog ;3c
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>>555004
have you watched southpark at all this season?
No.555007
y'all muthafuckas need cletus
No.555008
>Ask girl I'm sexting with how big she thinks the ideal dick should be
>"Around 8 inches, 9 works too"
No.555009
Size queens are dangerous, proceed with caution, chief.
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>>555008
has she ever had actual sex with a 9 incher
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>>555002
>more screechy shit
god damn it man
pretty good otherwise just wish he'd sing with a normal goddamn voice
smh
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>>555008
why would anyone want an entire 9 inch dick in their vaginy
No.555014
>>555008
Get a 9 inch dildo and ram it into her vag
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>>555006
>watching southpark
i'm not eight anymore
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>>555008
Hueeee
I'm sure will find someone that isnt a size queen. anon
No.555017
some ladies just like having their cervices bruised
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>>555002
okay i take it back this is actually pretty good, typical metal screechy voice notwithstanding
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>>555012
They have a chick that sings too but you really need to stop being such a pleb
No.555021
>413 posts
what's the deal
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>>555019
I JUST DON'T LIKE SCREECHY HISSY SHIT GOD DAMN
i prefer my men to sound like men
not HISSSSS I AM SON OF THE DEVIL
and not fucking justin bieboy either
No.555023
how do you just end up sexting with someone platonic you know on the regular
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>>555011
She says she has but she also says that she's boned like 50 people
>>555014
She does have a fucking huge dildo, I don't even think she could fit more than half of that inside her
>>555016
She still wants to bone me tho
No.555025
make new thread right the fuck meow
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>>555023
a magical fairy comes along and does it for you
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>>555023
I met this chick on Fetlife but my friend casually shows me her nudes and asked me for a dick pic once just because she was curious to see what it looked like
No.555029
>>555022
>Implying that low-ass growls doesn't sound more manly than that lame-ass tryhard ATTERO DOMINANTUS voice
No.555030
imagining ben's dick makes me sick a little
No.555031
Uh oh, a girl that knows what she wants.
No.555032
i know a couple who met up on fetlife
he ties her up and then puts her on the couch and they watch netflix
seems ok
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>>555008
She obviously hasn't had sex because that shit feels like you're being stabbed
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>>555028
>>555028
>>555028
made this as fast as i could
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>>555033
Fairly sure she's taken at least 10 times as many dicks as you, fam
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>>555029
it's a lot less retardedly tryhard
No.555054
so roasted confirmed for below average then i guess