No.555035
No.555037
it sure feels great getting sniz on the reg
No.555040
No.555042
First for 8 inches is awful and please god give me a qt3.14 to sext
No.555043
some might call me a "sociopath"
No.555044
>>555042
you're gay
in coc when you get fucked by 20" it feels amazing
No.555045
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No.555047
>>555041
is she embarrassed about snorting
i know that feeling
No.555048
No.555049
>>555042
1 253-376-1340
text me i guess
No.555050
>>555042
Do you still have a Hank Hill ass
No.555051
>>555044
That's four times the space for a penis that I actually have
No.555052
>>555051
h-hey, i'm just your size
ever thought of moving to hawaii?
No.555053
>>555051
how do you feel about 6 inched dicks
No.555055
if your dick isnt under 5 inches then why worry
No.555056
 | Rolled 14 (1d20) |
My BF's dick is pretty big and I can't handle all of it which always kind of made me happy.
No.555058
Hahaha, fam, forgot to take dice off.
No.555059
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No.555061
>>555057
The man known world-over for two things: going fast, and listening to his fan base. By year three or four, he had completely stopped going fast and entirely stopped giving a fuck about the fans.
That's my honest and probably wrong conclusion.
No.555062
Hello
Its Me
I Was Wondering If After All These Years Youd Like To
Give Me A Smecky
No.555064
>>555057
this site that's notorious for being powerful enough to change the minds of people started to take interest
No.555065
>>555061
i think now he just doesn't give a shit and wants to milk his fanbase
so he's doing retarded shit to cater to the autists, which has the good side effect of making any non-autists get completely tired of his shit comic
either that or he's an epic meme troll
No.555066
No.555067
alright whos from canada besides nick ass
No.555068
homestuck turns women into lesbians
No.555069
No.555070
No.555071
I still haven't caught up with the latest updates, am I missing out on anything
No.555072
No.555073
>>555065
I think HS is getting to the point now where it's just refined cheese and you've either got the taste for it or you don't.
HSG same whey.
No.555074
No.555075
>>555071
youre missing out on the epic sprite^2
No.555076
No.555077
No.555078
did you get me for gristmas lapinon
No.555079
im gonna eat a timbit out of a canuck's ass
No.555080
i wonder if there was ever another dutch hsg out there
No.555081
I wish we had Tim Hortons here.
No.555082
what's with the 9 inch dicks are too big meme
that's only 3 inches over average i doubt you could maim anyone with it
No.555083
If you love oral, 9 inches is going to give you some practicing to do.
No.555085
tbh i wish i was a qt girl so i could give blowjobs
No.555086
>>555084
Thank You Kanaya
I Think You Are Awesome Too
No.555087
tim hortons is meh. does the job
No.555090
i still want to cuddle kanaya
and play with her feefees
No.555091
>>555085
ben you are becoming a problem that needs to be solved
No.555092
>>555085
u already have a mouth tho..
No.555094
>>555078
i'm not doing gristmas
No.555095
i still want to cuddle kanaya
and play with her feetfeets
No.555096
>>555092
no but i always want to be the trap in porn
otherwise i'm just some wide shouldered man giving a blowjob and its like
ew, this is ugly
why am i so ugly
No.555097
i gave a blowjob once and now my jaw cracks
No.555098
>>555096
It's fine if you convince them you're an elf.
No.555099
>>555095
yes anon that was the implication
>>555097
your jaw probably cracks for another reason
like your teeth being misaligned
No.555100
>>555096
maybe
stop being so ugly???
No.555101
>>555096
But anon, you're not ugly.
YOU'RE HIDEOUS
No.555102
>>555100
Just call 555-100-GETS
No.555103
ben's pepe mouth
slobbering on ur hed
No.555104
No.555105
>>555099
it never did before though
my jaw was really sore the next day and ever since i gotta crack it like knuckles
No.555106
knowing how to give a proper blowjob is 13 year old skill around here
No.555107
File: 1449273797428.png (54.37 KB, 480x854, 240:427, Screenshot_2015-12-04-18-0….png)
stop toying with my emotions you _sick fuck_
No.555108
Shit I've completely forgotten the markup
No.555109
>>555107
pls come to hawaii so i can stick my 5 inch mutant penis in u
No.555110
i have my first blowjob at the age of 11
No.555111
i gave blowjob in the womb
No.555112
>>555110
when i was 13 or 14 i managed to get my head in my mouth
does that count
No.555113
what's the right foot size for a footjob
No.555114
i gave my first blowjob at the age of 111
No.555115
No.555116
No.555117
>mfw i am now posting selfies on my imagedump board
we're entering dangerous places, anons
No.555118
>>555113
it only matters how stinky they are x3
No.555119
I'm uninstalling this app you heartbreaker
No.555120
>>555117
you know bots go around to all the boards and collect that shit
No.555121
No.555122
>friend says she thinks she looks bad now
>sends pic
>she looks like some fucking badass punk girl
how did i ever get to be friends with so many cool chicks? one sent me a fucking 3ds half a year ago
No.555123
i wanna sext but not with egg
No.555124
>>555120
shit
too bad i'm narcissistic anyway
No.555125
>>555123
lol and then what ;)
No.555127
>>555123
lets erp
whats your gemsona
No.555128
>>555127
*affixes limb enhancers*
i am ready
No.555129
>>555122
maybe someday i'll be the neckbeard with the qt punk girl harem
No.555130
>>555107
I swear to fucking god egghead
I LEFT MY PHONE AT MY GIRLFRIEND'S STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME
Also yes she is a qt
No.555131
peri's small clammy hands from having been in her gloves too long
No.555132
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Peridot uses powder to prevent clamminess, of course.
No.555133
>>555130
hahaha
youre fucked anon
No.555134
I put on my robe and wizard hat
No.555135
No.555137
peri's smelly poopy hands
No.555138
>>555131
they're all wrinkly and musty
No.555139
>>555136
Noice! i'm saving this one
No.555140
No.555141
>>555134
this was a good meme
No.555143
>>555057
He left his house.
No.555144
shit the mods are deleting my slablads posts in the general
i'm going to have to take them by surprise when i release it
No.555145
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No.555148
the story shouldnt have incorporated time travel, doomed timelines. dreambubbles or scratched sessions
No.555150
>>555130
I sent a total of three messages fool
No.555151
>>555144
Make the new thread and replace the download link with yours, people probably won't notice.
No.555152
>>555148
it was ok until hussie made everyone gay, made catrosesprite a thing, made davepeta a thing, and generally shat on the storyline
never mind the fact that he put extremist feminists in charge of the forum
No.555153
>>555148
i guess time travel could work like in hp
they used once and thats it
No.555154
>>555148
i need doomed sessions and dreambubbles for my shitty fanfictions
No.555155
>>555151
holy fuck... this is a god-tier idea, anon
the show must go on...
the john cena sex scena... must be seena
No.555156
>>555150
Yeah and I already get enough shit about sponge texting me
Now everybody else is gonna blow up my phone and fuck me over
No.555157
>>555153
It was kinda dumb in hp, though. like the ministry thought it was ok to give a young teen time travel so she could do more classes, that's bananas
No.555158
What, you not PC, bro? MSPAF is PC, OK.
No.555159
>>555156
>not using a four digit pin code
too bad you would have made it 1025 anyway
No.555160
>>555156
>posting ur phone on hsg
lel
No.555161
>>555159
>1025
No, actually
No.555162
>>555156
No one ever called me except rev that one time because someone sent him fake insurance with my home number.
No.555163
>>555157
yeah it's very dumb but at least it didn't fucked the history with voldie time travelling to get more powerful and what not
No.555164
>>555162
Guess who else was upset about that
State Farm's rep on the phone.
No.555165
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No.555167
>>555166
Who the hell is jake
No.555168
ho man, remember this thread from months ago?
>>365673
twas good times
No.555169
>>555163
Was it ever explained why they didn't? That seems really easy to exploit in a lot of ways
No.555170
No.555171
>>555148
that kind of stuff was what really drew me in
i like reality bending concepts and stuff. seeing that act 6 flash where they introduced jake/roxy/dirks planets with all the doom and gloom, and the knowledge that they were the main characters relatives in some sort of fucked up alt future, is what made me realize that homestuck might actually be a cool comic worth checking out. and not some dumb hetalia alien romance thing like i thought it was
No.555172
>>555164
I saved the message but I lost it when my hard drive crashed in like July or something.
No.555173
>>555165
http://boards.4chan.org/vg/thread/123935716/slablandscoc-general
yeah
4chan is making a REALLY BADLY WRITTEN text game which is literally 'we hate coc'
so i decided to make a parody of it
god even the engine they chose is shit compared to coc
No.555174
>>555171
tbh jake / jane / dirk / roxy were all pretty shitty characters anyway
No.555175
>>555174
i didn't think so but shrug
No.555176
>>555174
roxy was pretty good...
No.555177
>>555168
why anon what happened
No.555178
>>555173
It technically has Potential™ but every time you suggest trying to make a change (don't make the intro 15 pages, make the UI less retarded, let text scroll instead of being paged, don't plot dump when you first show up in a town) some autist will conflate it with you being a furry and then go on a moral crusade to stamp you out.
It seems that no one really cares enough to fix anything, or to tell that guy to fuck off.
No.555179
>>555176
she's cute but imo not that good a character
"mmm im a drunk flirty girl, i erped with dirks shades"
good for porn though
man i need some new homestuck porn
No.555180
>>555169
The only thing i remember is the ministry not using it anymore at all
I think JK said it was a mistake using the time turner
No.555182
>>555180
The reason the Ministry never used time turners again is because they're all destroyed at the end of book 4 and then they aren't super high up on the to-do list of things to fix.
Doesn't explain everything before that, though.
No.555184
>>555173
when you say badly written...
do you mean on purpose or they are not aware it's terrible?
No.555185
>>555178
lmao, i suggested rewriting the intro but they were like 'FUCK OFF WE LIKE WEEB SHIT'
the entire game needs a rewrite though IMO
i know a programmer guy who wanted to make a coc spinoff but he hasnt been online in half a month, but when he comes on again i'd seriously like to see if we could make a 'coc 2.0'
i figure i could do pretty well with it if i try to balance out futa / gay / straight content, make sure not to allow unfinished content, and generally make sure not to let savin write for it
No.555186
dubs names my shiny heracross
No.555187
No.555188
>>555184
they think it's fine
hold on let me get my shitty meme image
No.555189
No.555190
>>555184
It's really badly written.
No.555191
Grown ass men who watches South Park
No.555192
>>555188
i dunno this is about coc's quality
No.555193
>>555177
nothing, i don't think
homestuck was still updating
zwid had just left, vfan didn't have a vpn, people like terezi and mbg and roasted still posted
it was a simpler time
No.555194
>>555188
i hate this stupid retarded moronic faggoty type of image, with all the resized text everywhere
just post what i'm supposed to be laughing at, you fuck, don't try so desperately to meme
No.555195
>>555185
The guy who actually 'codes' shit for the game seems sane enough, you could try to talk to him when your friend shows up.
I don't know how protective he is of that stuff though.
No.555196
>>555193
Whoa there, nostalgia glasses. I see those people post sometimes. Except for whoever the hell Roasted is.
No.555197
>>555188
Duck tales being the opening theme was cool though.
Or at least, it was before you had a 20 page intro.
No.555198
>>555193
why are you getting nostalgic about a thread from 5 months ago
pull urself together
No.555199
>>555193
terezi's still here
No.555200
>>555188
>>555190
oh good
if they were trying to make it bad on purpose it probably wouldn't have been funny
then i wouldn't be able to laugh at people's hard work
No.555201
*reads ol thrad*
*laughs at my own posts*
No.555202
>>555193
>terezi
he posts as Sako
No.555203
>>555193
Terezi still psots though
He was here yesterday
No.555204
>>555202
This explains some things.
No.555205
>Rudy
>BTW, Vris, what do you think of VriskaFanX? Would you?
>Vris
>She was a cunt of a thing and I'm glad she's gone. Good riddance to her.
how times change
No.555206
>>555156
Well I wasn't exactly gonna hand some internet stranger my number
I did that with roasted and look how that turned out
No.555207
>>555198
but fam, i miss homestuck
>>555199
>>555202
oh
No.555208
>>555205
Isn't that her current opinion, or did I miss a pow wow
No.555209
>>555205
what le fug happened to vris
No.555210
>>555195
nah we're not going to work on his game
we were going to do something entirely new
the guy who made it seems to hate futa anyway and that's a no-go
>>555194
sorry friend, overdid it there
there's some funny shit at the bottom though
there's another one i have which is less memey but has mostly original text
No.555211
No.555212
>>555207
homestuck is long gone
No.555213
Vfan broke free from her nature, it's beautiful.
No.555214
also yeah i'm going through vris' old posts what of it
you got a fuckin problem bucko
No.555215
No.555216
>>555215
I don't think anyone knows it offhand. It probably wouldn't be hard to find, though.
If you want to you can send stuff to michealrein@gmail.com though.
No.555217
No.555218
>>555212
yeah don't remind me
No.555219
>>555208
they circlejerk in the skypenig headquarters now
No.555220
Truly the Skypenig HQ is a bustling place of fun and activity.
No.555221
>>555219
the circlejerk is more of a cyclone
you get sucked up in it
before you know it you're having a pleasant coversation with vfan about hegelianism and david cronenberg
No.555222
>>555219
>using skype
sigh, normies.
No.555224
skypenigs... crossies... just kill them all
No.555225
>>555222
this tbh
there are so many better chat/voip protocols that aren't run by the nsa's bitch
No.555226
No.555227
>>555225
at this point does anyone care about the brave new super mario world
No.555228
No.555230
>>555226
There's always Discord.
No.555231
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No.555233
anyone else here like mlp futa as a shameful passion?
No.555234
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>>555232
VERY FUNNY KID. I meant discordapp dot com.
No.555235
>>555226
tox, ekiga, and jitzi off the top of my head
there's probably a bunch more
No.555236
No.555237
>finally modded an advanced receiver on my shotty
YEEAAAH
FUCK YOU BLOODBUGS
No.555238
>>555233
if it has a penis, i don't really care :/
No.555239
>>555235
>tox
>eshitga
>jizzi
nice choices cuck
No.555240
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No.555243
>>555238
there's something incredibly attractive about those oversized horsecocks
god
>>555240
i was furry at 12. left the fandom because it was filled with yiffing memekids
i think to be a furry you generally need a degree of autism because you're identifying yourself with an autistic fandom / making a shitty fursona / other retarded shit
i love the porn though
No.555244
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No.555247
>>555241
/pol/ here, hitler is an amazing meme king
No.555248
>>555239
this is funny considering that skype is the ultimate cuck application
you are literally letting m$ and the nsa fuck your computer and sitting back enjoying it
No.555249
dark world hitler
mirror verse hitler
No.555250
>>555243
i don't like this guy
No.555251
>>555245
well yeah i guess i am but i don't identify with the fandom anymore because they're autists
No.555252
No.555253
>>555251
then again i'm kind of an autist myself but at least i don't go into chatrooms flinging my imaginary penis at people
No.555255
hitler looked weird
can you honestly say youve ever seen anyone who remotely looked like hitler, like seriously
i havent
No.555256
No.555257
>>555255
except for the facial hair yeah probably a few
No.555258
File: 1449277184911.jpg (239.07 KB, 1024x868, 256:217, Battletoads_Store_Icon_102….jpg)
BBL gonna listen to battletoads on vinyl.
No.555259
>my qt 3.14 ideal mean girl-looking bffsie played armed and dangerous
my soul is filled with love
too bad i'm a neckbeard
No.555260
>>555248
whatever you say mr. cuckold
No.555261
>>555259
then shave
its that easy :o
No.555262
>>555261
it's the neckbeard on the inside that counts
No.555263
No.555264
>>555261
>>555262
sadly true
im on a quest to grow out my hair until i am a true metal
No.555265
>>555264
this never looks good
ever
No.555266
im so bored
i started licking mustard off this fork but thats boring too
No.555267
No.555268
im gonna get a haircut because its getting loooong
what epic hair should i get hsg you decide for me
No.555269
>>555260
it's okay, tell yourself whatever you need to make you feel better
oh, can you say 'hi' to microsoft and the nsa for me, btw? just open a text file and type 'anon says hi', the keyloggers and built-in spyware will take care of the rest
No.555270
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No.555272
>>555265
i look normie as fuck with short hair man
No.555273
>>555269
i didnt read this post because it looks like a cuckold made it
No.555274
>>555269
nah, write an ironic guide to makin a pressure cooker bomb
nobody will know
No.555275
Skypenigs are a high school clique
When hsg is dead, they're there... Talking about you...
No.555276
>>555268
"just fuck my shit up"
No.555277
>>555272
post your hair
i bet you look like shit with long disgusting hair
No.555278
>>555264
trim every once in a while so it keeps growing and don't have a beard if it's noticeably scraggly and thick and shit compared to your hair
No.555279
>>555275
do they love my memes
No.555280
No.555281
>>555273
plugging your ears and yelling "lalala" doesn't stop the nsa malware dick in your computer that's cucking you
No.555282
>>555280
just keep it like that or shorter
dont grow it out you already look gross
No.555283
>>555265
Only if you can't take care of it
No.555284
>>555281
it's no point
he probably uses windows 10 :Aste_Roy:
No.555285
>>555270
im not getting an undercut because im neither hipster scum or a neonazi
No.555286
i unlearnt how to read the english language because it is a cuck language
No.555287
>>555275
I bet they are jealous of my hair
No.555288
>>555282
i tried doing this once but it was too much effort
No.555289
No.555290
>>555288
thats an unga forehead
No.555291
>>555284
yeah i know the type
probably uses the term "console peasants" unironically
No.555292
>>555291
PC masterace fucking faggot
No.555293
fucking pc faggot master race
No.555294
>>555291
i might if i wasn't too poor to afford a pc
also pic related is me like half a year ago
when i was underaged
No.555295
>>555279
Why would I know? I haven't been a filthy skypenig in months
No.555296
>>555294
this is a nice photo of you
No.555297
>>555294
we have a /soc/ thread
No.555298
are the skypenigs hiding memes from us
No.555299
>>555288
Totally unfuckable
No.555300
>>555298
I don't want their stinking memes
No.555301
>>555298
Yes they come here to take our memes and put on their own private meme pile
No.555302
>>555294
>>555292
i have a nice rig because i'm a sys admin and run various servers from home
i don't play video games, and i think making fun of other video game players because you play the same game on a better system is the most cringyworthy thing since fedora wearing atheists
No.555304
>>555277
in my defense asking a narcissist for photos is similar to walking into a room filled with black people and screaming I HATE NIGGERS or something
unless they're all really cool guys and think that's hilarious
No.555305
>>555294
Horrifying sideburns aside u r a qt
Plz talk to egg
No.555306
leaking an epic skypenig meme
No.555307
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No.555308
>>555288
lad
you got some bad hair
stop jelling it or whatever
No.555309
>>555304
what on god's green earth does this post even mean
No.555310
>>555298
They create memes from pure hatred
They're memeing about how pathetic you are right. Now.
No.555311
No.555312
>>555305
pretending to be a pedo is the dumbest shtick
No.555313
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No.555316
>>555309
somebody ASKED me for my hair
geez
i'm a lonely narcissistic neckbeard this is not ok behavior if you don't want to get bombed with selfies
No.555317
>>555312
He's not underage NOW
No.555318
>>555313
No c1 is a lot better looking than that.
No.555320
No.555321
can we post about something else
No.555322
>>555316
but why are you trying to defend yourself
i asked for it why would you say "in my defense"
why are white trash so stupid
No.555323
No.555324
>>555321
its ok.... not everyone can have good hair
No.555325
>>555306
Skypenigs are the jews of hsg
We have to do something about them!
No.555326
>"i can't wait for steven and lars to fuse! 'stars' will be so cute!"
die
No.555327
>>555322
oh
yeah i quoted the wrong post
i should have quoted >>555296
i mean i meant to quote you but i did it like a retard
No.555328
>>555323
Fuck off piss drinker
No.555329
>>555324
bitch i have the best hair in this thread including all the "girls" that post here, thats just a fact
No.555330
fetishes become contagious among the skype group
No.555331
>>555329
i have pretty golden tresses
No.555332
>>555326
>steven fuse with lars
>mutiple arms and eyes cause lars is a shit
No.555333
>>555329
The pictures of you from 2013 have some real nice hair. Though I think pretty much everyone looks better with long hair, so I'm biased.
No.555334
i miss the days before source filmmaker
remember those days? back then when you searched for tf2 porn you only got the occasional shitty piece of gmod porn
now it's FUCKING PAGES OF SHITTY GMOD PORN
No.555335
i can't wait for steven and ronaldo to fuse
No.555336
>>555334
you should get a trip or name
this has nothing to do with me filtering all your posts
No.555337
>>555331
Blondes are disgusting
>>555330
I bet they all have the worst most putrid fetishes. I on the other hand have kept my fetishes pure
No.555338
No.555339
>>555336
personally i think its kind of gay to trip on an imageboard
also i wouldnt be talking about embarrassing shit all the time :^)
No.555340
No.555341
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>555334
We used to have to WORK for our shitposts.
No.555342
>>555555 soon fellow hsgs
No.555343
>rick ross confirms that it was, in fact, meek mill's girl's tour.
No.555344
>>555341
>nope.avi used to be a funny in-joke among the tf2 cliche
now it's just a shitty normie meme
the good times are over
No.555346
long brown hair on a skinny girl is the most beautiful thing
No.555347
No.555349
i can't wait for peri and lapis to fuse
No.555351
there's no such thing as an in-joke in a f2p game community
No.555352
>>555338
Birdfucker
How can you justify sexual attraction to birds you sick bastard?!
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>>555351
there's no such thing as a f2p community
there is only the barbarian hordes
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>>555351
>Uploaded on Jan 11, 2010
No.555356
>>555351
it used to be a p2p game you retarded normie
also FUCK I CANT FIND ANY GOOD MLP FUTA I GET PAGES AND PAGES OF THE OST RETARDED SHIT GOD DAMN IT
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No.555361
I hope someone mods flintstones cars into the new far cry
No.555362
Oh wait we aren't at 5 yet
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No.555366
i give up, mlpfutaquest is over
now ill have to search for regular furfag futa
*sign*
No.555368
>>555356
>>555366
plz kill yourself
No.555369
>>>/insani/
this is the face of a brony
No.555371
>>555346
can you die from having taste this plebish
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>>555369
i hate bronies
kind of like i hate furries
either way i love the porn for both fandoms