No.555363
>>555093
ok yeah i jerked off to this scene when i was a kid
No.555367
only one attention whore allowed
me
No.555370
No.555375
FUCK I CANT FIND ANY GOOD MLP FUTA
No.555376
why didn't they just use dino-drawn carriages in the flintstonesverse
why did they use dinos as literally every other imaginable appliance except transportation
No.555377
No.555380
>>555375
stop impersonating me you worthless trash :^)
mlpfutaquest is over, dont you realize
No.555381
just fap to human futa like any decent human being
No.555382
>>555093
is this 17 or 18? i forget
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No.555385
>>555375
I want you fucking dead and out of my life and the lives of others
Leave. Now.
No.555386
Bald girls
Sinead O'Conner
No.555387
hippie guy has given me a total of 3 ice cream bars today
i love hawaii today
No.555388
>>555384
depends on context
No.555390
>>555365
I do say
Especially if they wear some nice jeans and maybe some flannel
No.555391
No.555392
>>555383
anon, he never absorbed 16
No.555393
>>555384
its in between. prob mostly gay i guess, but i cant stand manly bodies almost as much as i cant stand vajayjays
No.555394
Why aren't there any qt's in my life? Are all the beta satellites blocking their view? Le sigh~
No.555395
>>555389
I said fucking leave you friendless loser shit.
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No.555402
When will my beautiful girlfriendless prince arrive...
No.555403
I don't understand the boxcutter meme.
No.555404
>>555394
i would but imho you're not worth the effort tbh
No.555405
*absorbs the whole thread to increase my power level*
No.555407
>>555402
his arms look so goofy
No.555408
>>555394
mfw neckbeard and know all these hot girls i'll never date
No.555409
>>555405
n-no... its so moist.....
No.555410
>>555403
MAXIMUM FUCKING TRIGGERING
No.555412
No.555413
Look at that lovely smile
I want to climb up his rippling muscles and kiss those cheeks~
No.555414
>>555392
yes he did are you stupid
No.555415
this is still one of my favorite gifs
No.555416
>>555413
shut the fuck up you spinster
No.555418
>>555396
look at the filenames
No.555419
loud heterosexuals are the worst
No.555420
>>555418
proving yourself wrong again, fucktard
No.555421
>>555407
SHIT TASTES
H
I
T
T
A
S
T
E
S
No.555422
>>555419
FUCK I CANT FIND ANY GOOD MLP FUTA
No.555423
>>555418
o-oh i got 16 and 18 mixed up
No.555424
>>555421
you are the worst kind of straight girl just like ae is the worst gay loser
No.555425
>>555419
if youre so gay why do you have a crush on a jewish girl
No.555426
>>555422
he said heterosexuals
No.555427
>>555420
dud are you dumb
16 was the first to go
No.555428
>>555422
how about you find a good psychiatrist lol
No.555429
i think i met jesus today
he had pink hair, recommended me a good pop-music band, and also gave me three ice cream bars
No.555430
also i've given up on e621 altogether
back to /d/
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No.555432
>>555423
it's okay my son, go in peace to love and serve the lord
>>555420
bitch, 16 was killed in the cell games
his death is the reason gohan started getting serious with cell
No.555433
>>555429
It would make sense that Jesus is in Hawaii, away from all the bullshit
But it's very important he come here and hand me a qt
No.555434
>>555430
stop being so loud you heterosexual
No.555436
>>555424
>implying id ever be a monosexual
No.555437
>>555427
>>555432
saying over and over doesnt make it true
No.555438
No.555440
what happened to /aco/ being western futa
this bodes unwell
No.555441
>>555440
why do there need to be two futa boards
No.555442
>>555432
no the one who died in the cell games was 8
No.555443
>>555441
/d/ are a bunch of whiny cunts who whine about western porn
No.555444
>>555441
Some people on /d/ get autistic about things that "look too western"
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>>555442
son i will fuck you up
No.555447
/d/ whined about western stuff but when /aco/ got created it lost a lot of traffic and now they mad
No.555448
ha ha
time to browse /soc/ for footsluts
No.555449
Santa Claus plz give me a tall, fuzzy qt bf
Maybe Henry. He's so lonely, he adopted a bat and named it after his costar. ;_; Henry needs a friend
No.555450
>>555439
i really hate that i enjoyed this video
No.555451
>>555448
thats a rapist board...
No.555452
No.555453
Santa Claus make him dark, mysterious
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No.555457
>go inside public bathroom in community center to piss
>stand a good distance so as not to splatter my feet at all
>splatter feet anyway
>accidentally spray all over the bowl
>not an asshole so i now have to wipe the bowl with a wad of TP
why the fuck do i even pee standing up this is fucking retarded
this is why i usually prefer to sit lmao
No.555460
>>555457
>go inside public bathroom
that was your first mistake
No.555461
>>555457
am i the only one here who pees all over the stall in a public restroom
No.555462
>>555460
i cant hold it for 5 hours nigger
No.555463
Give him a good laugh, a sense of humor Santa
No.555464
>>555462
its not my fault youre too stupid to regulate when you go to the bathroom
No.555465
i aim for the floor in public bathrooms
No.555466
it is just fucking remarkable how shit this place has gotten compared to the skype chat
hsg has literally moved and you're all trapped here. this is so amusing to me.
No.555467
>>555461
i'll leave a short blast of piss behind the bowl
so you dont see anything but it does have the smell
No.555468
Make him a little snarky too.
No.555469
homestuck thread has good porn
holy shit..... what happened????
No.555470
>>555466
i don't like skype anyway
No.555471
>>555466
skypefags go away
No.555472
>>555459
I would unironically fuck that
No.555473
>>555466
i wanna get on skype....
but i cant
No.555474
>>555466
every screenshot i have seen of the chat is awful and all the worst posters are there
No.555475
Make him curious Santa plz
An inquisitive soil
No.555476
anyone else think crablouse is a shit tier artist?
it's not that she's necessarily objectively bad, she just spams the same, awkwardly drawn, mass-produced shit and dumps it all over the internet
No.555477
>>555476
you must be new here
No.555478
>>555476
It's been a meme to hate her art here for years.
It's not good but it's not awful either.
No.555479
>>555476
yes
most of us hate her
No.555480
>>555472
Yeah me too israeli girls are hot
but they're the enemy
No.555481
>>555474
Really?
Remarkable, it seems all the worst posters are actually here!
No.555482
>>555478
>its not awful
hehe
No.555484
>>555477
i only started browsing chans again about a month ago
i miss kaybeer
rip
No.555485
>>555481
>is one of the worst posters
vfam...........
its bad because you're here
No.555486
>>555483
Vfan life in the IDF would straighten you out quick you should join
No.555487
what's the point of hsg if you can't be anon
No.555488
>>555483
stop getting all high and mighty because they're nice to you in the skype chat
No.555489
hsg is only bad when vfan is here because everyone responds to her
No.555490
>>555484
oh okay
also apparently crablouse slept with some underage kid
No.555491
Give him a good, hairy cock Santa
Make it like he glued a tribble down there
No.555492
i love attention whores
i love sluts
i hate them for making me love them
they control my cock
i am an ant crawling around in the palm of their hand waiting to be crushed
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No.555494
>>555490
She slept with her bf or something.
They both came to HSG to argue over this, for god knows what reason.
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>>555490
yeah i think i remember seeing you guys bitch about it like 4 months ago lel
No.555499
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No.555501
vfan, if skype is so great show me one good conversation from there
No.555502
>>555498
you forgot me, the neckbeard blogging about his quest to find good futa porn
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>>555501
>this desperate to get to know her
lol
No.555507
>>555498
Nigger until somebody does something worse than posting poopy horse anus you are and forever shall be the worst poster in hsg history
No.555508
>>555502
obligatory there is no such thing post
No.555509
>>555502
no one cares about you
No.555510
what will be the great get.....
No.555511
>>555506
you can't, i knew it
No.555513
ok all this shitty futa porn is starting to get depressing
>>555509
i hate you anon
No.555514
im still mad about something dumb
im so stupid
No.555515
>>555506
>*tugs at collar and gulps loudly*
>w-why would you want to see that? i mean, w-we have plenty of them....
No.555517
1. Post proof you're not a man
2. Post the current Skype conversation to prove it's not shit
No.555518
>>555504
is this the storyboard guy?
No.555519
No.555521
i love the shitty poop fucksss
No.555522
>>555517
she doesn't really have to prove shit though
esp when it's impossible to prove things that are wrong
No.555523
>>555514
Story of my life
It's okay man just stay centered in the current moment
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No.555525
>>555518
nah that's ashton
storyboarder dude actually has decent art
No.555526
>>555517
how about you prove you're a woman and post feet
No.555527
yeaa... doot doot odoo todoot ooooDOOOot fucking kill l killl KIlll k kll
No.555528
fuck i wish there was a site where i could just find good porn
without having to look at miles of scribbly bullshit
>>555517
i'd say it's pathetic how long vfan's kept this shitposting up but as someone aiming to write 5mil words of trollfic it'd be kind of hypocritical
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>>555520
Can't
Can't
It's official, skypenigs is shit, vfan is a dude and made up everything
No.555536
No.555537
SHITTTYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
No.555539
>vfan didnt mention me
i feel insulted
No.555540
>>555530
>>555531
>>555532
fuck off ruta/wesley/terezi
No.555541
Greg "MurderCock" Universe
No.555542
>>555535
shitto is in the chat isn't he
No.555543
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
No.555544
why do i keep clicking vfan's posts
i know i shouldn't
but i still do it every time
No.555545
meess fuckk fuck fuckk killing kill fuck fuckkkkk fuckkk fufcckkf fuck fuck fuck ytouu shoot fukkk youu fuckkk kill kill murder killer
No.555546
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peepoo peeeopoo ppeeoop he
No.555548
pee haven pee haven pee haven pee haven
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No.555551
the gets gonna be one of the fit posts lol
No.555552
I CANNOT DEAL WITH ALL THIS BAD PORN JFC I JUST NEED SOME FAPS LMAO
No.555553
>>555544
she is literally clickbait
like instead of "10 toys you had that makes you a 90's kids ", it's "boy this is so much worse than skype, prove me wrong!!!"
No.555555
/FIT/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No.555557
>>555555
And grant thought unlisting the board would do shit
No.555558
>>555504
why are self inserts so pathetic
No.555559
kanayababby bbaby.. baby... milk
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>>555557
who cares about post numbers you manchild
No.555566
>>555561
wrong i have seen him on the list, you're not good at this truth thing
No.555567
>>555504
just another taste of how absolutely retarded steven universe is
lmao
No.555569
>>555555
Well it wasn't /sp/
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No.555571
>>555565
It's epic board culture
No.555572
Fact: I'm no filthy skypenig. On many occasions skypenigs have begged me to come back or added me only to watch me leave the chat.
Fact: Grant is scared of me, last time or two I was readded he kicked me before I said anything.
Fact: vfan is a man, everyone heard her in a Skype call
Fact: Santa, please deliver a hot babe to my doorstep
No.555573
fact: fuck my 5 inch neckbeard penis egghead
No.555575
>>555572
that is the most generic aquaman i've ever seen
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No.555577
you ever drink mountain while you jerk off?
it's pretty epic.
No.555578
are vris and vfan the same guy?
No.555580
>>555577
doing it right now my man
No.555581
my dick is graying and racist
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>>555572
you're being p petty
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No.555586
all this time and only 15 saves
this is fucking disappointing
anyway time to walk 2 miles home
bye hsg
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>>555590
this is likely yes
No.555593
lleepp LEEP EEP EEP SAVEE
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No.555595
i should have been going home an hour ago fuck
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No.555597
post the nudes i'm going to do something epic with them
No.555598
vfan was on skype all day while vris was missing
coincidence? no
No.555599
keep of the GRASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKK
No.555600
No.555601
>>555590
isn't your grandma dead?
No.555602
>psychonauts 2 got more funded in one day than indivisible did in nearly 2 months
lol
No.555603
>>555597
me too
post the le nudes!
No.555604
>>555598
I certainly was not.
No.555605
dead gam gam.. shes gone gone
gamem..
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No.555608
ok im really going. bye guys.
egghead PLEASE come to hawaii so i can fuck you. my penis is perfectly sized.
No.555610
>people actually use a Skype group where vfan is constantly posting
No.555611
bees.. bees... bees.. bees.. bees... bees..
No.555612
>>555602
>comparing psychonauts to lab zero games
No.555613
>>555602
obivously nostalgia
No.555614
>people actually use a hsg where vfan is constantly posting
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No.555616
>>555608
Have a nice rest of your day Hawaiian
No.555617
>>555604
its ok vrissy
the jig is up
maybe now you can move on
better your life
No.555618
>>555616
don't get the poor guy's hopes up
No.555619
>>555602
Doublefine means you pay twice!
No.555620
>>555491
I'm not surprised at all that you saved that
No.555621
>"vris" has a "gf"
>suddenly "vfan" has a "gf" as well now
its just so he wont mix up his personas by accident....
No.555622
noooooodles .. nude noodles x3 hhee louded nouds
No.555623
new mouthpic girl pls boss
No.555624
boossyy bitch bossy bitch killer
No.555626
oohhhhhh fuckk yess smurders mee
No.555627
>>555602
>A person famous for making multiple AAA games vs. a small studio that's made a single game
No.555629
>>555617
*keeps doin a jig*
*collects jiggies with bird companion*
*uses a jig for woodworks projects*
Silly anon... my jigs are unmatchable...
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No.555632
what would a perfectly sized penis be like
i'd say 7 inches but im biased
No.555633
>>555621
I've had a gf for months though??
??
>>555625
She's like, primarily Caucasian tho
She's only 1/4 black
No.555634
If I ran a Skype group I would only add good posters, but you have to add at least three people to have a group...
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No.555636
>>555632
for a vagina, probably 5.5 to 6 inches
for an anus, as long as possible, and thick too
No.555637
>>555632
-4 inches
i.e. a vagina
No.555638
cookiein the bar its int he bar its in the fucking bar right there in the bar whoa.. in the aar cookie under theGFUCKING chcoCOLATE under.. it
No.555639
>>555629
so.... this is the great posting i miss from skype...........
No.555640
i would say... EPIC INCHES ROFLMAOOOOOOOOixxdddSdDSDDxXdDDDdxD^Dx^^DDDDXXDDDXDDD^^^^^xX^^^^^^^^^
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kit kat - orange these kit kats are ufcking orange yess yess oraneg yesssssss
No.555643
>>555633
>She's like, primarily Caucasian tho
>She's only 1/4 black
NICE
I
C
E
No.555644
warm.......... succulent.... delicious..... yes
No.555645
>>555637
>>555636
fuck outta here dodo heads
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>>555643
No she's even whiter than that
Also wrong kinda black
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No.555651
he vahina me vagina xDddD s le
a meme a meme genital.... a hah ha a le
heeee genitale meeee leeeeee
No.555652
>>555648
What the fuck do you mean wrong kinda black
There's 1 black
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>>555656
you're right
for once
No.555659
chet baker
chet boober
shit boober
shit boober
shit boober
shit boober
No.555660
le le a le a mLMAOLMAK
A LE LMAOLW
L(E)MAO
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>>555661
hey did you guys know AE hates pie and spaghetti
how fucked up is that
No.555664
LEmonsLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMONSSSS :D)))N FUKK YREAA YEA FUCKKKKK EA KILLLIN TT FUCKKKKK
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>>555653
That's hot too
>>555661
Eh-- not really. They're Austronesian
No.555668
>>555658
what do you mean for once
i have never been wrong
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>>555663
i don't care about that faggot
No.555671
>>555663
yo why'd that quote
>>555667
;)
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her fagboob hr fagboob fsgboob BBBOOBB fAGH FUCKK YESS FSB MY BOOB YUP BITCH FAAGG my booberlok
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>>555673
opinions can't be wrong or right that's a meme
except for my opinions which are always objectively right
No.555679
>>555671
I really liked that Vris/Ara thing we did
No.555680
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>>555681
the vriskafan is accepting her true sex
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>>555681
vris belongs to all of us you hog
No.555685
>>555679
Which one
you'll need to remind me
>>555678
Hating all pie is objectively incorrect as there are so many pies it's impossible that you hate all of them
Also fuck you spaghetti's amazing
No.555686
boob ing fkkll kill kil mruder my boob my murder boob kiilling boob fuck boobfuck boobkilermufan
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*redistributes the vris equally*
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Mel Gibson Fat Cock Huge Asshole
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>>555685
The one with the blackrom and the amputations
I think I might actually have a story draft based on it saved
No.555698
I should have made a ditty about how batshit vris is
No.555699
he Let ME TIT
HERRRRRRTTTITYYYYY
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>>555692
vris has no honor
vris is a slut
who needs to be treated like the filth she is
pinned under hsgs filthy ass
No.555702
shitto is worse than phantos
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No.555707
the only pies someone could reasonably call objectively terrible are key lime and coconut creme
and maybe lemon meringue
No.555708
see vris even rps with cletus
No.555709
>>555692
I'm a prized gem though
I must be spread to the people, like butter on toast
>>555701
>anon will never sit on your face
wwhy live
No.555710
piss pieps pissy pie pespsie pie pepsi piss pie
No.555711
>>555702
i'm enjoying his posts more than this vfan/vris/egghead/cletus shit
No.555712
>>555707
nigger what
Pecan pie is shit and those 3 are p good
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No.555714
i ate her ass!
and now she's dead!!!
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>>555714
AWKWARD MOMENT O.O
No.555718
>>555709
well take a deep breath
cause you wont be inhaling for a longass time
*8ulls 8ants down*
No.555719
squiakward squidward tentacles rule34 tentaclerape hugecock spongebob
No.555720
It's funny because vris being here means some beautiful goddess is out there fucking her gf
No.555721
>>555720
vris is a cuck????????????
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>>555718
*huffs butt*
*buffs hutt*
No.555726
>>555494
no, she cheated on her bf with the underage kid
No.555727
>>555725
>stretching one of his holes
that was a little too much for me, thanks
No.555728
Have you seen the spongebob one with the knocked up Sandy
No.555729
No.555730
I had sex with black whore once, when I was in US. I didn't want that too much, just wanted "to do this for checking the box" (as it's said in Russian, i can't translate). It was the most disgusting experience in my life. Black skin have so many defects when you see it in close, they smell awful even just after shower. My ex-girlfriend's pug dog had very similar smell. When you see pink palms and feet it's looks like you are fucking monkey. I'd better go to Thailand and meet a penislady then come closer than 1 meter to black female again.
No.555732
>>555721
it's le meeme
Nobody except Eggy's had a real relationship you see
Her and Roasted, was the only legitimate relationship
Everyone else, from me and my gf to Terezi and his crush, are getting cucked 24/7 and only she is wise enough to tell us
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>>555732
I was never in a relationship with Roasted you moron.
No.555739
>>555732
can't see sako being anything but a cuck tbh
No.555741
>>555736
I know
is... /le joak/... about how you dole out advice...
No.555749
>>555720
Hey egghead every single relationship you've ever been in has fallen flat on your face and you think you're giving people advice when all you ever fucking do is talk about how "YOUR GF? CHEATING ON YOU. BF? CHEATING ON YOU. HE'S CHEATING ON YOU. SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU." like you're Dr. Fucking Ruth when you're the most basic bitch on the planet.
Some people don't treat others like others have treated you, because others never loved you to begin with and what you felt wasn't real for an instant.
No.555799
Why was Cell absorbing 18 so lewd
No.555833
>>555557
at least it wasn't /monster/
No.555857
>>555697
are you telling me vris rped with cletus
vris
have you no standards
No.555870
>>555846
this is the main reason I'm glad it wasn't
No.571699
Vorefag containment: msparp.com/homestuckvore
(so lonely ;-;)