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>>555731
first for feeling sick
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No.555740
First for Vris being clueless about everything
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No.555743
well that thread lasted like an hour
should we check to see if the threads work later on
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No.555747
first for egghead being clooneyless
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>>555745
no i don't wanna smell the poopydot above you
No.555755
cTHC MHYU FUCKKGING"Lhpgw whoa?2
No.555756
>>555744
>fighting solves nothing
Unless you're vris, in which case the best way to deal with a situation is by rapidly filling someone's inbox with angry crap
No.555757
>>555753
But troll drool isn't green...
did kanaya fellate herself...
No.555758
*takes a light whiff*
stinky!!
No.555759
>>555753
darkling kakaya
i wonna cuggle
No.555760
a loud dubstep noise for all the gaping boys
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>>555752
i hope australia is destroyed by nukes someday
No.555763
>>555754
whats with this need to be nasty to people, why you always gotta be so unpleasant
No.555764
a loud dubstep noise for all the gaping boys
No.555765
>>555747
ಥ_ಥ still too soon
>>555754
Oh shit did I trigger you? Sorry I was kind of busy sexting your girlfriend
No.555766
a loud dubstep noise for all the gaping boys
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No.555770
i wann a cuddle kanayaya
i wanna be her rosey
i wanna kiss her toesey
No.555771
a loud dubstep noise for all the gaping boys
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No.555774
>>555756
or if you're egghead, in which case the best course of action is to take a condescending tone and pretend you were trying to take care of them the whole time, while also saying they're nasty sociopaths, in response to someone trying to bury the hatchet
No.555775
NEVER NGET NVER never get never
caught
No.555776
a loud dubstep noise
for all the gaping boys
No.555777
>>555754
catfight!
give her a wedgie! grab at the boob
No.555778
this drama is stupid
im making toast
No.555779
driving to the canyones on the mall
No.555780
>>555774
sounds just like vfan
No.555781
just kiisssssss
i can tell this is the big one
vris and egg truce
coming to you live
egg back in chat when
No.555782
HSG HARLEM SHAKE.................... GO!!!!!!!
No.555784
watch out for my sponging hole
No.555785
>>555781
i don't know who you are but i really don't like you
No.555787
>>555781
I know of a way we can be friendly again...
*ovipositions egghead*
No.555788
i want to fuck you till im dead
No.555790
>>555785
anon i
i'm you from the future
No.555791
>>555786
go away cletus
your boner for weird nub people is creepy and gross
No.555792
>>555789
vfam stop getting mad about tripfags
it's embarrassing to watch
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>>555791
Sorry I'll post something else
No.555795
>>555792
shes not really mad shes jus lashing out at egg to score points with vris whom she needs to stay in skype
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>>555797
*snaps your neck*
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>>555798
*smootches yer booty with my now floppy neck and head*
No.555805
>>555795
I'm not even feuding with Egg though
No.555806
goofding
gooof my assss toufckkk yesasss
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>>555774
>pretend
Lmao
Yeah, please retroactively justify your psycho freakout
No.555810
>>555803
No roxkit if you drink their milk your limbs will fall off
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No.555813
feeding cletus huntsmen up his asshole
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No.555815
Also I literally have the worst timing of any person on the planet, it's like I've got no fucking clock in this body. It's like some kind of timelord illness.
No.555816
>>555810
Wait
dude
dude what if
Someone with no arms touched the arm crystals...
No.555817
Kanaya shooting up autistic children for ISIS
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No.555819
( ´∀｀ ) n
⌒｀γ´⌒`ヽ( E)
( .人 .人 γ ﾉ I am INTERNET COOL.
ﾐ(こﾉこﾉ ｀ー´
)にﾉこ(
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No.555821
>>555816
>arm crystal
holy shit I'm retarded
I mean the long finger making crystals
No.555822
is cousinfucker's cousin cute at least?
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>>555816
>>555821
I already knew what you meant
I dunno maybe they'd get long freaky stumps
But if they were off at the shoulder who knows what could happen
>>555822
Yes!
No.555825
>>555821
what the fuck are you on about
stop fucking getting boozed up
No.555826
>>555823
Damn.
It would have been okay if she was
No.555827
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No.555829
was she named handia before she got the freakish hands
talk about irony
No.555830
dont b roodDONT FUCKKKKKKyues
No.555831
>>555824
>this bitch gives real professional handjobs
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No.555834
>>555824
>oh no
That fucking panel always makes me laugh
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>>555810
*is acshully 2 old 4 the tity*
*just says it b/c its fun 2 say*
titty! titty! *gigles*
No.555838
>>555834
she doesnt want this
she didnt ask for this
No.555839
>>555836
i want to fuck this character
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No.555841
>>555826
She is!
>>555836
Our little girl is growing up...
No.555842
>>555838
But she really wanted to be healthy anon
Her hands growing... that was ok...
No.555843
strawberry switchblade!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.555845
hey hsg i'm playing skyrim who should my nord stormcloak marry
i'm kinda feeling the one orc blacksmith dude in markarth since orcs & nord racists coexisting seems to work pretty ok & he has a shop so that's neat
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>>555845
nord
more like
nerd
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>>555845
Just mod it so one of them is Tavros
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No.555853
do they make hoodies/sweaters with insulated sleeves that you can slip over your hands and use to pick up hot things
No.555854
ITS 1000 PMM UYTOUF CKIN G PEICE OF SHIT COMMIE FUCKER ILL KILL YOU BTICHCHS
No.555855
>>555850
trolls probably would be orcs actually
he'd be one of the beta cucked non-chiefs for sure
No.555856
i fuckin hate when evening happens while im asleep and then i get up and do morning things only to find out my day is now assfaced fuckin backwards yknow
time is just a rank slopping self-important shit and i refuse to go on abiding by its rules
im just gonna put all my clocks at different hours and stuff
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>>555858
fug u
morrigan a bes
No.555861
>>555858
i fucked everyone in that game but i married manslut elf
leliana weirded me out somehow, maybe the voice acting
No.555862
third for vris having rped with cletus
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No.555865
>>555860
noh isabella is the best
or maybe serah whoof knows
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>>555845
marry erik the slayer bro
his sweet murder hooker skills will surely keep your tables supplied with hella sweet rolls
No.555869
>>555862
I'm actually a really good writefag I'll write you some lewd if you want
No.555871
>>555861
she was offputing in origins
she got hot as fuck in inquisition though
No.555872
>>555869
write some ben x vfan
No.555873
>>555869
try stabbing yourself in the neck with a pen
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No.555875
>>555869
write some grant x bsb
No.555876
>>555872
big titties > life
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>>555876
didn't mean to quote
whoops....
No.555879
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>>555872
>>555875
hahah okay for shits and giggles
>>555874
Lemme see if I can scrounge something up I've already written
No.555881
>>555868
oh he seemed nice, like a pet
maybe i will
>>555871
oh i've only played the first, i'm not gonna buy inquisition until it's 75% off probably
No.555882
>>555876
vfan has no titties
No.555883
>>555879
big titties don't mean anything if they don't have big areoli
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>>555869
my foot x your butt
chop chop pensmith, show me your moves
No.555887
>socslut very willing to show her feet
>find her kinda offputting
why is it never a qt
>>555883
big areolas are gross horsie pls
No.555888
no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy no boober boy
No.555889
>>555887
shut the fuck up you god damn human filth.
No.555890
>>555881
that's a good idea, the game is pretty as heck, but the story is a snore
unfortunately i don't think you can romance her in inquisition though, she's just there
No.555891
>>555887
big areolae are literally proof that god exists and loves us
No.555892
snore with cum in your nose
No.555893
i can make you change your mind
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>>555882
that just makes my mistake all the more embarrassing
No.555897
No.555898
holy shit a horse with bad taste
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No.555902
oh god yesss snurk meeee fuckk ohg g ooodd d snurk my asssss gooodd
No.555903
>>555887
shut the fuck up you god damn footfag filth
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No.555906
slutty socks
socks that are sluts
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No.555910
sockies...
peel em off....
No.555912
>>555904
whats my motivation
No.555913
friendly reminder horsie has jacked off 3 horses already
No.555914
>>555861
Same
Zevran is the best
No.555915
>>555913
you're saying something I don't like so I'm just going to assume you are Cletus.
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No.555920
Roxy's pudgy little baby hands smacking you in the face
No.555921
>>555919
take her clothes off...
No.555922
>>555919
yes roxykit
its time for your bath
No.555923
>>555914
I always appreciate characters with a real sense of fun, they're good.
No.555924
giganto anime cat tiddies
No.555925
No.555926
me smacking roxykitten anon in the face
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>>555927
Cute
I love it when babies grab your lips or hair or finger
They're dumb little grabbies
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No.555935
MF DOOM is a good FUCKING rapper
No.555936
grab the2e babiie2
*unziip2*
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No.555938
>>555923
Also hes a hot brown 3d rendered piece of elven ass
No.555940
>>555939
and that's why john needed prosthetic eyes on his glasses
No.555941
>>555925
non consensually massage my feet
No.555942
how come they have 4loko at the store again
didn't it get banned after those kids died
No.555943
It's taken us two hours to figure out where to even eat dinner, help me god, tulpas may not be real but indecisive friends and family do.
No.555944
don't you understand, i WANT to be raped
No.555945
>>555938
yes well,
there is that
No.555947
my slutty cummy toes are just begging to be fucked!! :3
No.555948
>>555943
this is why you need to be confident and force everyone to follow your choice cucko
No.555949
seriously wanna cuddle kanaya lads
wanna hold her fully clothed and snuggle under the covers
No.555950
>>555942
They severely changed what it was made of.
Like didn't it use to be weed+alcohol.
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>>555948
Are you kidding? If I stay out of the way long enough, someone will buy and bring it to me.
No.555953
>>555950
oh they don't put caffeine in it anymore?
that's some bullshit
No.555954
>>555953
>After the beverage was banned in several states, a product reintroduction in December 2010 removed caffeine, taurine, and guarana as ingredients, and the malt beverage is no longer marketed as an energy drink.
No.555955
effortposting is retrocool now but you have to call it powerposting
No.555956
>>555947
why did this made me chuckle
No.555957
>>555954
might as well call it 1 loko
No.555958
File: 1449286092657.png (843.95 KB, 1000x1295, 200:259, tumblr_mv0w2kgH9S1s6q5eio1….png)
>>555949
same
clothes optional though
No.555959
5 am now almost
gotsa catch them zs
goo nigh hsg ilu
No.555961
>>555958
>no foot hooking
cuckat..
No.555962
>>555960
sleep tight lil slut
No.555963
wanna hook kan's feet.....
i bet theyre warm..
No.555964
>>555960
sleep tight roxkit
No.555965
meanwhile, in better timezones.
No.555966
i want phantos to be my daddy
No.555967
what was the big deal with 4loko
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No.555970
i really want to kill murder
No.555971
>>555967
You crossfaded with the uppers in caffeine and body building supplements and then come down with the alcohol component. It was very dangerous and very potent. I never had any, not a drinker.
I've got other vices.
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>>555969
they're not paling dongus
no foot hook = no pail
No.555977
im going to murderfuck my way out of here
No.555978
No.555979
Who knew foot hooking was so important?
No.555980
murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck murderfuck
No.555981
>>555975
I'd straight bang femjon
>>555978
It was a good show and I don't care what anyone says
No.555982
No.555983
you wouldn't foot hook your own mother
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No.555986
Do you hook your own mother with those feet?
No.555987
>>555963
i don't think so, tim. dead or undead, folks tend to get cold feet.
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No.555989
>>555969
i don't see no pails there it's just some innocent naked cuddling
No.555990
ACigtiviiividfgvlkdfldkfjvhdlfkhdlfk FUCK yesok sok
No.555991
>>555988
*slides in*
*opens wide*
No.555992
See innocence, in this day and age?
No.555993
>>555987
then i can warm them, with mine
No.555994
Hahaha this grantxbsb is great tbh
No.555995
kanaya corpse cuddle
sticky green messy cuggles
No.555996
No.555997
>>555987
why did hussie killed the baby
No.555998
>>555994
don't be a porn hog, share that good shit
No.555999
my tummy is so chubby it pokes out under my hoodie
No.556000
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No.556002
yummy yummy cummy
i got cum in my tummy
No.556003
>>555999
*snips it off with a pair of scissors*
No.556004
>>555998
>>556000
I'm fucking writing it rn wait you impatient binch...
No.556005
>>556003
o no!!! my tummy!!!!
No.556006
Whoa anons, are you guys writing smut amongst yourselves again?
No.556007
>>556004
what kind of a weirdo laughs at their own jokes...
i do it too
No.556008
>>556005
die fatty die >;^j
No.556009
>>556008
Ok, you crossed the line. Fat shaming isn't ok in any context. Fun and games are over.
No.556010
come here dad you gotta hit this juicy kush
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>>556009
what are you gonna do tubbo, vore me?
joke's on you i get off on that
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No.556021
the cum between my toes goes squish squish squish!
No.556022
oh man i wish i saved that picture of the dude with the green turd poking into his face
that's totally wesley
No.556023
I'll be the round about
The words will make you out 'n' out
You change the day your way
No.556024
>>556023
God you can clearly see who is a cancerous memelord and who isn't
No.556027
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No.556028
>>556027
depressingly familiar
No.556029
Do you ever reach for something in the night, to help you sleep? Is it something you can buy in a store?
No.556030
File: 1449287650252.gif (450.51 KB, 300x226, 150:113, tumblr_n9n08lijBG1tf6pjno1….gif)
No.556031
>>556029
wanna fug that chu >.<''
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>>556035
could it be
the original egg?!
No.556038
>>556035
Who is this uggo fuck
No.556039
>>556035
>those posters
>that nose
krill
your
shelf
No.556040
>>556035
fucking dorkiest blue klansman ive ever seen
No.556041
Fuckin' acid bath worth of anon feedback, amazing.
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>>556040
>>556039
>>556038
pls don't bully the newfriend
No.556044
File: 1449288094494.gif (425.02 KB, 367x672, 367:672, tumblr_na6ktuSPju1qi9swno1….gif)
>>556043
Thank you, faith in anon humanity restored.
No.556045
phantos please come back when you're not underage and you've started caring about your body and appearance
you're worrying me
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No.556048
*swandives into a pile of naked anons*
*comes up with a mouth full of crabs*
No.556049
>>556035
is this phantos pfahahaha
No.556050
>>556049
yeah
15 year old chubchub
No.556051
That isn't me but I like how they look, I think anyone brave enough to post pics is worth focusing on positively for a moment.
No.556052
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No.556054
 | Rolled 1 (1d3) |
1 - ffxiv
2 - dark souls 2
3 - endless legend
No.556055
>>556050
that means he was like 9 when he was posting on andrew's blog...
No.556056
I'm 30 years old, you've got the wrong man, officer. I'm too busy writin' about Tulpas to post selfies.
No.556057
>>556051
i remember when i too felt unfettered kindness towards all hsg, instead of whatever this is
No.556058
>>556053
Well it's just one of many explanations for why I love sucking dick.
No.556059
| Rolled 2 (1d3) |
>>556035
can't see their face but nice posters
anyone who likes wonder woman usually has a decent taste in comics
No.556060
>>556059
Oh now you gotta Dark Souls 2 that shit.
No.556061
No.556062
| Rolled 3 (1d20) |
Dice.
No.556063
>>556057
nick don't put yourself down by likening to phantos
No.556064
Yeah I don't think the dice are going to help tonight.
No.556065
how to kill yourself in one easy step
No.556066
>>556060
no i'm gonna play ffxiv
No.556067
No.556068
Heh, do whatever the hell you want, fam.
No.556069
i fucking hate the weekend i wish every day was a workday
No.556071
>>556069
how about a take fat shit on your mouth
if thats not your kink
No.556072
>>556069
yo dawg whys your head on all backwards and shit
No.556073
>>556063
even weird artificial positivity is a change of atmosphere
No.556074
>>556071
it is actually >w<''
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>>556073
Artificial and here like every day.
No.556078
>>556073
you know that kc green comic of a dog sitting in a burning house
that's phantos
it's not something to strive for
No.556079
>>556076
1. End your life.
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No.556082
>>556080
no just end your life though
No.556083
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>>556080
cease to be
desist to exist
and become deceased
this is not a difficult process you can even find it at your nearest local electronics store
just bring a damned butter knife with you and a representative should be able to help you from there
carry on then
No.556151