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previously on the homestuck general programme...: >>556446
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steampunk joey beating the shit outta cyberpunk peri
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*nibbles the joeyfaced clit*
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>>556797
>anime stuff
>english voice
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.556801
FIIIIIVE
FUUUUCKAAAAASSSSSEEEEES
No.556802
what the fuggy mcwuggy is qpsk
No.556803
nuclear throne is pretty fun
playing it on a touchpad is really hard though
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>>556803
yeah, touchpad sounds real bad
even if you have a laptop you should get a cheap mouse, touchpads suck ass
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>>556804
my dream is for this image to replace the poopydot! poopydot! post and thus immortalize me
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No.556809
never forget that jon arbuckle has drank dog sperm
No.556810
never forget that jon reader has drank dog sperm
No.556811
what does felicia day even do
why do people treat her like she's so important
No.556812
never forget that jontron has drank dog sperm
No.556813
never forget that jon tron has drank dog sperm
No.556814
vintage image of ben in action
No.556816
never forget that jon stewart has drank dog sperm
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>>556817
post the onion one!
No.556822
after failing to get the hot dog out by herself, the girl leaves it in there for weeks. A burning sensation in her nether regions encourages her to seek medical help, and when the bits of hot dog are pulled out, they're discovered to be crawling with maggots
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"i'm only going to shitpost for 12 minutes" i though to myself 72 minutes ago
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File: 1449349597007.jpg (209.77 KB, 1241x1920, 1241:1920, mindfang and her girls.jpg)
Mindfang giving you 8lue 8alls by filling you with her venom, then making you eat her out for hours with no release
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>>556825
us shitposters, eh anon
us shitposters
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>>556829
yep
uuuussss shitposters
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>>556830
if you keep up that sass i won't hesitate to vore you mister
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No.556834
It's the SMELL, if there's such a thing.
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>>556834
*wiggles stinky toes*
:x
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>>556837
ur shitposting on my turf pal
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>>556840
it's like Wal-Mart Apocalypse
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>>556840
it's like the police popped a balloon right when they took the picture
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No.556846
if i play a game someone else likes and they can't play it, am i cucking them?
No.556847
yo my name is wouter and im here to say
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
No.556848
if i tried fapping to this i probably could
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>>556846
sort of metaphorically, yeah
No.556850
cuckat, bitchslut supremo
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>>556846
i think it would work best if it was their game, like they bought it
or its a multplayer thing and you only play a little with them and play way more with others
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>>556854
hey rev how are you
can we have more pics of you
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>>556857
i was thinking about getting the pirate but like i probably should play the games i actually bought it
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>>556848
I know I did at least a few times.
No.556860
lets get revtarded in here!
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>>556857
fuck off, Slime Will Ferrel
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No.556863
god fuck
you'd think that Bethesda, for all the work they do in games
would give us a way to migrate from a game into its sequel for some bonuses
like go morrowind -> oblivion, get some cool unique gear
or go oblivion => skyrim, get a stat bonus
or go morrowind -> oblivion -> skyrim, get yourself an awesome house
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>>556861
is that ferrell's beard
i thought it was phil fish
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>>556864
looks like will ferrel to me
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>>556863
why not just give every player an awesome house, with no requirements
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>old monitor can barely handle 1280x1024
>visiting a ValueVillage on black friday
>get a $30 monitor and a $4 video card
>they both work
>can now play Fallout 3 and New Vegas
I'm honestly really excited and am downloading skyrim right now
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>>556872
by shitposting it to death
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File: 1449352202109.png (475.15 KB, 750x1280, 75:128, tumblr_ny8bbiXJOj1ulx18jo1….png)
>>556872
Some bored guy is "trolling" and people are responding for some reason.
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send roxkit to utg and lock her there
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>>556882
How are you going to use that hatred?
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>>556882
as long as he doesn't do that i can tolerate him
No.556885
whats the fastest you ever came hsg
and to what
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>>556885
I don't keep track of my masturbation records anon
No.556888
it doesn't even sound like they say woomy tbh, more like "woo-moo-mee"
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>>556887
i wasnt talking about masturbation per se
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>>556888
pedos are slightly deaf
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File: 1449352883982.png (265.72 KB, 557x800, 557:800, d91fa5f734815d9fb1ec50d3bd….png)
No.556893
hsg im asking for the cummies
pls
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>>556893
*gives you second hand cummies*
No.556896
fanfiction idea: the squid sister's producer tell them to tease a lesbian relationship to entice more mature listeners
little does the producer know that the squid sisters are actual lesbians for each other
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>women who constantly fucking talk about men and shove how straight they are in your face 24/7 just reminding you how heterosexual they are and you can't do shit to stop them without sounding rude
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File: 1449353169455.jpg (111.86 KB, 407x501, 407:501, this_is_fine___silent_hill….jpg)
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>>556896
Just like in sailor moon!
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>>556900
That 900 reminds me of the past.
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>>556901
didnt this bitch get fucking killed
No.556905
having this overbite gives me the natural kitty mouth
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>>556903
they're c-cousins
No.556907
>want to upload a gif
>it's 16mb
fuck
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>>556904
no, filler-chan is invencible and actually the best
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>>556907
if its any consolation i guarantee nobody would have clicked it
No.556912
File: 1449353484658.png (117.49 KB, 313x501, 313:501, 30c786ad363f78797a7d3bd5d6….png)
>khan doesn't stop talking about his pubes
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No.556915
>watching draft stream
>streamer sets up a cycle with Xiao-Dun and casts Cruel Ultimatum a bunch of times in a row for game
>look in the comments to see if people thought it was cool as I did
>they're all concurring about how sexy the streamer's voice is when she went "oh yes" at one part
die
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File: 1449353598490.jpg (73.05 KB, 402x500, 201:250, you-are-wearing-virtual-re….jpg)
I will click on Rev's stupid shit just like everyone else's.
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[2:13:12 PM] Khan: Ive seen a lot of penis tbh
[2:13:25 PM] Khan: and ive touched a quite a few dicks on accident
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>>556906
second degree incest
No.556923
tfw drinking a nice cold crab juice
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>animemes
>cancertale
>skypenigs
what a horrible thread
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>>556926
this
and it started so well
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No.556934
[2:16:54 PM] Khan: I want her to love my cock
[2:17:00 PM] Khan: but she just likes it
[2:17:07 PM] Khan: because its attached to me
it gets worse
it just keeps getting worse
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>tfw your cock gets friendzoned
No.556938
or you will facem y wrath
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>>556921
true
but, less bad than dave/bro
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>>556938
this but unironically
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>>556940
that is not exactly an acomplishment
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me sweepy
tell yoshi bedtime story now
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No.556947
So what are you sending my parents this time.
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File: 1449354273224.png (307.32 KB, 500x373, 500:373, tumblr_n3j7kruK2q1qckaxpo1….png)
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>>556925
>that zebra waitress
jesus
what the fuck did they rotoscope this from
it's terrible
No.556950
Oh wait I think Joe is rev's name isn't it? Is this the same insurance thing again?
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>>556943
john/dad?
any troll/their lusus?
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>>556949
Hey I knew you'd like the waitress. She's a survivor.
No.556953
animal masks vs. tv heads
No.556954
also it was signed up for shitposting
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>>556955
"International Foundation for Function Gastrointestinal Disorders"
ipgd should probably unironically look into this didn't she have trouble shiting, she used to talk about that a lot
No.556958
phantos confirmed for furry
No.556960
Welcome to the year 2000, we're just finding out that PHANTOS may be a FURRY.
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>>556958
>>556959
did i miss something
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>>556958
furry but's he's never actually fapped to yiff porn
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kill me kiiiilllll meeeeeee
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>>556962
My boyfriend sends me porn all day long, I think I know what's up, homie.
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>>556967
all those wasted panels that mean nothing
No.556969
What is this, some sort of smut flick? Oh wait it's probably canon HS.
No.556970
still waiting for con: descend
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>>556971
what am I looking at
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No.556976
i wonder if hussie started doing the "use 20 panels to show every micro-action" thing because he wanted to make the updates seem longer, or if it was just something he started doing without really thinking about it because those panels are low effort and he was preoccupied with the game
No.556977
>5 panels.
>shows off a decent amount of action
>feels boat almost sailing
Maybe you're cyni-- oh who am I kidding.
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No.556979
2012 was the best year for homestuck
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2011 - 2013 were a great time to be in this fandom
No.556983
2013 was my favorite year of the last 5 tbh
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>>556982
this but 2009 - 2011
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File: 1449355818878.jpg (242.8 KB, 500x714, 250:357, tumblr_n37akxc5Az1sahre4o4….jpg)
Every year, another bunch of people fall into the MSPA trap and we just pretend everything is long gone.
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>>556984
I never said it was your favorite year and I wasn't even talking about Homestuck
No.556988
but this kong's one hell of a guy
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>>556987
your favorite was 2011
No.556990
2013 was when Gravity Falls came out, fam! It's a GREAT year!!
No.556993
someone make donkey kong flags and then post them at me when i wake up
thanks
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>>556993
i resized their instruments and bananas a while ago
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someone make dragon dildo flags
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>>556994
oh
i dont remember that
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>>556994
we need a he flag though
No.556999
Anons with flags, who'd have thought.
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>>556997
i think it was back during the reign of the boyking
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>>556998
HE has a name
HIS name is lanky
No.557002
[2:58:51 PM] Khan: my dad is a creationist
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>>556991
>"tiny"
That's creepy
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File: 1449356457742.jpg (780.61 KB, 1300x919, 1300:919, 9cfead77522190d8abd00c9616….jpg)
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recommend PC games from 2011
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>>557007
stanly parable :^)
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>>556967
>the condesce will never choke you and kiss your flushed face
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>>557008
I watched an LP of that
not interested
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>>557009
>the condesce will never devour aranea whole and alive
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>>557011
touhou shinreiyou :^)
No.557015
Sure are a lot of vore fans.
No.557016
*says the word "he" in a way reminiscent of the rapper from the DK Rap song*
No.557017
shoving the shit up y dick
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>>557014
>touhou
no.
>>557012
already have it
No.557019
*says the word "has" in a way reminiscent of the rapper from the DK Rap song*
No.557020
*says the word "no" in a way reminiscent of the rapper from the DK Rap song*
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>>557018
artificial academy :^)
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>>557021
Local tem jailed for nothing, good times forever.
No.557024
stop with the temposting already
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>>557024
calm your tem-per, anon
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>>557024
ANON DO U NOT LIEK TEMMIE?????
No.557027
no objection to artificial academy i take it
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>>557027
fuck that shitty game
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File: 1449358154979.jpg (139.61 KB, 1366x768, 683:384, golden_ending_by_hvk-d9j2q….jpg)
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>Peridot's precious plump peach
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I've been way too clingy lately
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>>557044
everybody has low times
remember when i came and posted drunk for like twelve hour stretches
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>>557042
how come the poop came to life
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>>557046
Don't reply to me Rev.
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>>557049
too late, beanpole
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>>557051
don't reply to me Rev.
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boxcutter, boxcutter boxcutter?
boxcutter boxcutter boxcutter!
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>>557053
too late, beanpole.
>>557054
the what?
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>>557054
>>557055
>>557056
Bad posters and bad posts
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>>557057
no chance, hot pants
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>>557060
in a world without boxcutters...........
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>>557060
I'm so glad you have no friends
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>>557060
In life, there are no good endings
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i want a cute girl to shotgun bong hits with
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i want a cute girl to shotgun me in the face
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I was added back into the skype chat and cletus have never been invited.
/skypenig
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Jesus I fucked that sentence up.
I accidentally pressed post while trying to rephrase it.
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>>557077
cletus never tried to penetrate that circle as tenaciously as you did
cletus is putrid but at least he's also inert and harmless
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>>557074
i'm so glad peridot has actual personality now and fanartist don't have keep using that one thing she said once
No.557083
>wanting to be a skypenig
lol
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>>557083
>he doesn't want to hear khan talk about his dick
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>>557080
no grant literally refuses his admittance and it's been that way for some time now, since the Summer I think.
it has nothing to do with anything else.
>>557083
it's legit better than here
No.557087
either kill me or make me god
i dont want anything between
No.557088
think of all the great khan posts you're missing...
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>>557085
No, I don't
>>557086
>it's legit better than here
Then why the fucky are you here?
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>>557090
I'm here because I'm bored and stuff
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>>557082
Poop, that's right!
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>>557091
sure
what's your skype
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this is the greatest oglaf I have seen yet
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>>557097
what'd the boy do now
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>>557100
nigger just post the file you lazy fuck
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>>557101
LEGENDARY GLOWING MIRELURK
>>557102
>41MB
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>>557100
rev some stuff is coming for you in the mail
No.557106
i feel worthless
i probably am worthless
and now im whining about it making me even more worthless
oh no
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>>557105
well it either gets here monday, or I can't get it until friday
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>>557110
why do i feel like this image was made for the feet specifically
there's a whole beautiful woman there but something in my brain is say "this is footsmut for footcretin"
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>>557110
who is the semen demon
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>>557113
why are you looking at her feet anon
do you have something to confess
No.557116
>>557113
pretty much any art that has some focus on feet soles is footfag art
No.557117
>>557113
Oh no it definitely is
If it wasn't the feet wouldn't have normal irl proportions and be way smaller and more slender
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>>557117
the proportions are correct though
your foot is as long as your forearm
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No.557123
>donated to the psychonauts kickstarter for the whispering rock tee
hmm, maybe i should donate more for the mystery shirt
2 shirts that signal that i'm an undatable loser trash arebetter than one
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>>557121
Read the post again idiot
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>>557126
this is, of course, assuming that i ever get the shirt, which, lol.
No.557132
It's Saturday night, what are you eating for dinner?
No.557133
is there a way to find all the sites that use the jw player
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man that was one good le the pizz
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>>557136
what was on le the pizz
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