No.558241
hiveswap will come eventually
>>557906
No.558248
and so will your cock
haha not it wont
No.558249
what happened to rachels twitter
No.558251
>>558250
I can't stay mad at Joey
No.558252
>>558249
it's protected
now we will not see her ebin tweets with ipgd
No.558253
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No.558256
At least Hussie will never ruin Joey.
No.558258
>Carly Rae Jepsen is older than Drake
U wot m8
No.558259
What would you say is Carly Rae's most attractive quality?
No.558260
See the blazing Meul' Beforus
Smoke smoke smoke smoke smoke, w33d every day
No.558262
No.558263
>>558261
I remember really liking 420-tan
No.558264
No.558265
should i:
start a new file to play the old hunters
use my new game plus to play the old hunters
No.558266
>>558265
new
it'll be top tier epic
No.558267
>>558265
>he bought a phony shitstaintion bore
No.558269
>have already wasted 20 hours in Fallout 3
i'm not even having fun
No.558270
>>558228
Jesus fucking christ
what a disaster
Games are not this hard to make. They just aren't. By this point they should have MUCH more content than they released. It should be DONE by now if it's a short game.
This is a fucking disasterpiece. How could he let this happen?
No.558271
>>558265
i do not recommend playing old hunters for the first time in ng+
because that first boss is a bitch
No.558272
i wish hsg has an hour count
No.558273
>>558270
Have YOU ever made a game?
No.558274
>>558272
i wish your mom had an hour count
for how long i've been fucking her
No.558275
>>558273
Yes, actually
Several
I've also worked on a game with professional studios, I was working on a game with BeachHead for a while (A subsidiary of activision) and a couple other companies.
No.558276
>>558270
didnt your game project go to shit?
No.558277
>rachel's twitter is now blank
oh boy
No.558278
>>558276
Yeah but I'm still a student in college. These guys are full-blown game devs that do it as a fulltime job.
And I've worked with other teams (albeit only for a few months because they were internships and I had school) but that was more than enough time to get a feel for what an actual development cycle is like.
No.558279
>my fallout 4 install is completely broken
>cant figure out what's causing it
epip
No.558280
what if adonis-kun is cletus hsg
No.558281
>>558280
HE IS YOU THIRSTY FUCK
No.558282
>everyone in fallout general ignores me asking for help
edifice
No.558283
what if lapis-kun is cletus hsg
No.558284
No.558285
pull apart that pussy and/or ass until it rips
No.558286
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>>558277
I hope she does alright.
No.558288
>>558278
do you have any links to any of your games?
No.558289
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>>558278
>These guys are full-blown game devs that do it as a fulltime job.
isn't WP staffed by homestuck fanartists who accepted super low wages because of their love for hussie's work
i'm pretty sure these guys are less professional and educated than the average student
No.558292
>>558290
mega is fine you sperg
No.558293
>>558290
it must work for you since you're a mega fag
No.558294
>people talking about hsg at /utg/
stop it
stop it right now
No.558295
 | Rolled 17 (1d20) |
I love Mega.
No.558296
>>558290
i never got why this was a problems
No.558297
Mega is fine, you guys, I was posting from my approval folder. Let's see what else I got in here.
No.558298
No.558299
Why is "fam" namechanged to "senpai" on 4chan? It's confounding.
No.558301
>>558278
That's the point though.
WP aren't game devs. It's like what, 1 person who sort of knows how to code?
That indie dev they hired were real devs but they were also real jews.
No.558302
>>558300
this but with your board instead
No.558303
>>558299
better a weeb than a wannabe
No.558304
>>558294
utg is garbage anyways so who cares
>>558300
this
No.558305
>>558300
Your 300 get will get you 300 warriors of Sparta, but it won't be enough.
No.558306
>>558302
it's already ruined
No.558307
>>558300
I don't see the use in pissing on pig shit
No.558308
>>558299
hiro has a dumb sense of humor
smh tbh fam = baka desu senpai
cuck = kek
No.558309
>>558299
Black twitter memes must be murdered with extreme prejudice.
No.558310
>>558299
Hiro doesn't like people talking like niggers.
So stop talking like a nigger, senpai.
No.558312
Hiro is my sworn enemy as of this moment for not allowing fam to be fam, fam.
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No.558315
people who say fam aren't niggers, but they are really stupid fucking black people
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No.558321
Fiesta Anon has entered the ring.
No.558323
HSG
>>558228
Where the information that dev abandoned hiveswap came from
this game is never coming out is it
No.558324
No.558325
>>558323
It came... from 4chan!!
And that came from someone with some free time on their hands!
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No.558329
I wanted hiveswap 2 years ago
:(
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>>558308
>implying it was hiro
No.558336
Where else shall I direct this righteous fury?!
No.558338
there's this concept in programming called the "billion laugh" attack
basically you just make a chain of commands that all call each other twice and that all ultimately lead to one command that prints "ha", and with only a few dozen lines of code you can destroy an entire network by flooding it with endless lines of "hahahahahahaha"
what if we subjected utg to a "billion meme attack"
No.558339
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That's a lotta memes, boss.
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>>558301
iirc the one dude doesn't even know how to code really, he's just experienced with unity and can make the elements interact in rudimentary ways
i doubt hiveswap will have any more complexity that just walking around and talking to character and maybe pressing the occasional button, just because the one single dev they have probably doesn't know how to do anything beyond implementing triggers to start animations, and doesn't have time to learn.
No.558343
hiveswap would have been so much easier and better if it were another earthbound-style pixel game
No.558344
>>558338
isn't that illegal to do
No.558345
>>558342
>2.5 million dollars for a long walkaround
The prophecy has come true
No.558346
No.558347
>expect the worst for hiveswap
>still be disappointed when it comes out
No.558348
Joey in an actual video game would be weird but fun at this point of mental conditioning.
No.558349
>>558346
have fun being raped
No.558350
hussie should've allocated at least half of the budget to toby to make the game tbh
No.558351
No.558352
>>558350
maybe toby will work on it now?
No.558353
hussie should have just bought undertale and inserted homestuck universe references
No.558354
No.558355
stand back, i know game maker...
No.558356
>>558345
a 3D meenahquest is pretty much the level of complexity i'm expecting
No.558357
>>558353
but undyne is in the game already
No.558358
>>558354
kill the infidel!
No.558360
No.558361
undyne really isn't that vriska-like
she's better written too
No.558362
*writes lapis + adonis on my notebook*
*traces a heart around it*
No.558363
>>558361
She's what Vriska wanted to be.
No.558364
>>558362
*lays a fat turd across it
No.558365
>>558362
please don't indulge the narcissictic shit, his name is cletus
No.558366
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>>558362
I love lapis aw thanks
No.558368
>>558363
This pretty much. Vriska's overwhelming, delusional and easily manipulated hero complex is the main driver of the plot post-Hivebent.
She literally still hasn't learnt her lesson, even her lame dead self only half-learnt it by being forced into irrelevance. Her best idea of team play is still coercing people into an army.
No.558369
Given the hiveswap clusterfuck I'm more convinced than ever that we'll be finishing our drinks soon.
No.558370
>>558354
Joey is the queen of HSG
No.558371
>>558370
lapis is hsg goddess
No.558372
>>558369
>homestuck theory
this needs to be replaced
maybe with undertale posts or poopydot
No.558373
>>558368
ghost bullshit literally ruined homestuck, vriska was one casualty among many
No.558374
who's adonis, cletus's real name?
No.558375
i almost wanted to drop the comic when hussie brought vriska back, then i realized he's probably gonna retcon the retcons...
what a tweest...
No.558376
>>558371
peri is the hsg god empress of hsg titles
No.558377
>>558369
Roxykitten's first words are Shai'hulud!
Her favorite ship is Karezi too!
Also she loves joey. and wants to have sex with her!
No.558378
>>558375
You don't read the comics sponge stop lying
No.558379
>>558374
i doubt his real name is either of those things. i also doubt they're even the same poster. why would somebody that attractive fuck their cousin unless they had an incest fetish
No.558380
>>558373
sprawling complexity at the expense of depth is what ruined homestuck
ghost bullshit is just one of the worst cases of that
No.558381
No.558382
>>558378
what? i used to read the shit out of homestuck dude
No.558383
>>558376
*god empress of poop
No.558384
>>558379
he doesn't fuck his cousin it's an epic shtick
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>>558383
i'm gonna kill you one day
No.558387
shitvan jewniverse
blunderfail
homosuck
No.558388
>>558387
it's STDven pooniverse, get it right
No.558389
File: 1449446055215.jpg (863.46 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, stevenuniverse_still_001-2….jpg)
>Shitvan
That van is bitchin'
No.558390
>>558384
i'd love to believe he hasn't lied at all about it honestly
No.558391
i like the narrative he's come up with
if he's lying that makes him an artist
No.558392
>>558379
No I fuck her because I have an amputee fetish
I wish she wasn't my cousin so we didn't have to hide-- although ngl being sneaky is fun and exciting (except for thanksgiving I was scared to death)
>>558384
If I lied about banging a girl why would I make her my 31 year old cousin
No.558393
>>558392
you get more identity and attention with that added dash of verisimilitude
No.558395
>>558393
No what I get is fucking redneck jokes when I live 20 miles north of NYC
No.558396
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>>558395
You get redneck jokes because you literally fuck your cousin.
Also I think you do other redneck stuff too but I don't remember any of it.
No.558398
a new yorker and a redneck... can you even imagine...
No.558399
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Cousin fucker just wants to feel good.
No.558400
>>558395
yes, identiy and attention
No.558401
>>558398
what a horrible fusion
No.558402
>>558395
>upstate ny
>not a redneck
toppest kek
No.558403
>>558402
That's not upstate at all everyone in this rich catholic little suburb commutes to the city for work
No.558404
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No.558405
Big bara hussie puts me on edge more than any other hussie.
No.558406
>>558403
sure you are, cletus
No.558407
>>558406
upstate new york is not 20 minutes from the city
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No.558412
why come hussie got attacked by frothing sjws for a caucasian joke, but toby can make a kid with squinty eyes, a bowl cut, and banana yellow skin and not catch any flack
No.558413
>>558412
read that as frotting
No.558414
>>558412
Because frisk has brown hair so he's racial neutral
No.558416
>>558413
>frotting sjw
he already do that with rachel
No.558418
why does vfan get mad when people use the term sjw again
isnt that what they literally call themselves
No.558419
We stole the term SJW and warped its connotation to be negative, so now it's a weapon (or seen as one) by people especially sensitive to the subject.
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>>558418
I think they usually don't use the words social justice
No.558422
sjw is literally the new "n-word"
No.558423
>>558418
she thinks people are trying to use it as a witty barb and therefore accuses them of being uncreative
which means she probably thinks she's performing an epic burn whenever she calls someone an mra or something similar
No.558424
libcuck is the "nigger" of the world
No.558425
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Good music, bad music, it can excuse anything if you keep it pumping out.
No.558427
>>558418
it's mostly used to lump all people disagreeing with you into a single group, people generally don't identify as sjws.
No.558428
>>558421
doesnt it actually come from clueless teenage girls doxxing people with opinions they didnt like while calling themselves warriors back in 2008
No.558429
>>558428
it's a mutation of "keyboard warrior", i think
sjw is definitely a negative term used to loop a bunch of similarly-minded-although-not-necessarily-related people together. whether it's useful or apt or not is another thing though.
No.558430
vfan's successful brainwashing of hsg turns me on
No.558431
>>558430
skypenigs are not hsg
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>>558377
Roxykitten is not sexual, she doesn't want to have sex with anyone because she is literally 3.
No.558434
oh man tbf are taking on the old hunters
No.558435
>>558433
everyone wants to have sex with joey, even babies
they just dont know it yet
No.558436
No.558437
OLD AND BUSTED
>picture of kanaya
NE WHOTNESS
>picture of joey
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>>558435
not all babies are casanova sex freaks like Frisk
No.558444
No.558445
roxkit the hotshot lawyer
No.558446
>>558438
i clicked, but only because i thought it would be lasagna cat
No.558447
No.558448
roxkit is a doctor, not a lawyer
No.558449
>>558446
but lasagnacat never uses actual stills from any garfield cartoons
No.558451
is it just me or is drive actually kind of a garbage movie
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No.558464
arrraaagggh
aaaAAARRAAAGGHHH!
ARAAAGGHhharaghh...
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No.558466
can you imagine someone literally saying supoosed out loud by accident
No.558469
>>558466
yea
sounds kind of canadian tbh
No.558470
>>558466
makes me think of that pedo with the fucked up teeth
No.558472
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
I hope this song makes it into the new Star Fox...
No.558475
>>558473
>filename
worrying
No.558476
>>558473
did they just draw roxy and then enlarge her or something
the quality is shitty
No.558477
>>558471
I love Paradox Space unironically, how many people are like me?
No.558478
>8chan shits the bed again.
No.558479
>>558476
select roxy
ctrl + t
drag
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>>558477
i would have to revisit it
No.558487
>>558241
Hiveswap is cancelled.
We get a Homestuck/Problem Sleuth crossover MOBA instead.
No.558488
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I didn't really dislike any of the stories in the book, and I felt like the varied styles fit what I expected to be like... fan stories? Each one had a lot of direction and was generally well paced. Some were over too soon.
I think buying paradox space and reading it, having not been up to date with the comic, may be staining my viewpoints for future material.
No.558489
>>558487
>Homestuck MOBA
what would everyone's moves be
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No.558491
>>558489
Dickmoves?
I know Vriska and Meenah would be OP, because Hissie mains them, because he likes sociopathic grills.
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>>558487
I would play a Homestuck MOBA if we got a Rick and Morty voicepack for it.
No.558494
wheres the canonical fan story where my two favorite characters engage in my favorite sexual fetish together in a dreambubble somewhere
No.558495
No.558496
>>558492
It's a /v/ meme
MOBA is wordfiltered to ASSFAGGOTS
No.558497
wordfilters sure are quirky and fun.
No.558498
>>558496
why not just say moba then if this isnt /v/.....
No.558499
who would you main on the homestuck moba
easy mode: no joey
hard mode: no vriska
nightmare mode: no eri
No.558500
>>558498
Because ASSFAGGOTS is a much better description of those types of games
No.558501
No.558502
>>558492
Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides
Aeon of Strife was a StarCraft mod and was considered the very first of it's kind.
Then came WarCraft and with it the mod Defense of the Ancient, and the rest is history.
No.558503
im an adult
I can eat a whole pizza by myself!
No.558504
Use Map Settings games were the shit back on battle.net with SC1. Fuck you, Vamphunt.
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>>558501
your waifu a shit
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>>558499
John.
Everyone else whatever roles they get.
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No.558510
| Rolled 11 (1d20) |
I'd play Vriska for some sort of crazy RNG mechanic that never works in your favor in actuality.
No.558511
goddamn it
i was supposed to do a whole bunch of shit today and instead i'm playing fallout
No.558512
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six months.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
And why is your board unlisted?
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No.558514
>>558512
>Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
who
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>>558512
why do you keep doing this no one caaaaares
No.558517
>>558512
>Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
which one
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No.558519
>>558512
we got rid of moody, but there are worse trips now
unlisted because of gristmas
No.558520
>>558509
>problem sleuth characters are all paid dlc
No.558521
>>558514
>>558517
ben
wasnt HE taking a bunch of "insulin"
No.558522
>>558521
I don't think ben is a tranny
also he's still here
No.558523
>>558521
our only trannies are eszett and moody
No.558524
>>558522
>>558523
Didn't realize this place was overrun with newfags.
No.558525
No.558526
>>558512
kiss the eri anon
provve that you are one of us
No.558527
how do we literally force the nig-butted cuties to reveal themselves
No.558528
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>>558526
No, he's a douchenoodle.
I am Eridone with him!
No.558530
>>558500
mobas are shit but assfaggots always struck me was trying way too hard to be edgy
No.558531
>>558528
>nice meme
>not niceme.me
You're embarrassing yourself, sweety.
No.558532
>you'll never be in a codependent relationship with eri
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No.558534
assfaggots sounds like something someone would shout in a 5th grade class
No.558535
No.558536
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six days.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558537
>>558535
Screencapped, enjoy your humiliation.
No.558538
>>558530
Another name for that genre is (F)ARTS.
I call it Dotalike.
No.558539
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six minutes.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558540
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six seconds.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny?
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558541
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six days.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558542
Seriously though, why is your board unlisted?
No.558543
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here for six years.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558544
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No.558546
Sup, homos.
Didn't browse here yet at all, ever.
What did I miss?
Did you finally get rid of that medication-addicted tranny
And why is your board unlisted?
No.558547
>>558542
avoid the pedo spam
getting our gets
and gristmas i think
No.558548
Maryam definitely wasn't one to flinch at gore, of course. She'd sawed Tavros's legs off and cut open her own lusus, not to mention all the undead she had mowed through long ago. And yet, she could not help but hesitate. Here she was, just about to cut open a girl that had been brutally beaten to death... It was a disgustingly selfish prospect, carving open such a gorgeous, fit body just to see what she looked like inside? Rip her guts out and play with them?! Kanaya had to remember that she wasn't alive anymore. She couldn't complain, or judge or mind at all. Feferi was dead, she wasn't. She was free to do whatever she wanted with her! Even then, organ inspecting wouldn't have been anywhere near as depraved as say, actually copulating with the deceased, right? Of course not!
No.558549
>>558542
We dont like ourtsiders. Like you
No.558551
>>558550
thats because you are an outsider.
We dont like you.
No.558552
i think that /furry/ anon is advertising hsg on /furry/ because /homosuck/ has been mentioned there like 10 times already
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Gristmas is the best thing ever.
No.558558
hsg is the village that worship the devil or something
anon is the guy whose car broke down on the road
No.558559
>>558557
its cool guy
cool guy~
No.558560
>>558556
RRRREEEE and so on, yeah I know the routine
No.558561
>>558558
and you're the guy who likes a shitty cartoon
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>>558561
smug cartoo girl dot jpg
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>>558564
What does smug look like again, I always confuse it.
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why is masturbating next to sleeping persons so hard
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>>558571
why are you so fucked up
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>>558577
fuck off cuckgane
No.558581
>>558576
I will straight pm you pics if you post your face
No.558582
so who is gonna be the one to retire megane
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