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No.558924
eri wwas here peri is poo poo
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>>558919
Did you see this cat, and then again, right away?
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>>558921
more like dragon ball pooper
No.558927
hussie lives solely on taco bell
No.558930
TOG fucked hussie over and should be blamed for ruining the game, but man hussie's rebound strat of renting out an office building in one of the most expensive places in the world so his fresh-from-deviantart employees could go there and play video games as "research" and his team of writer's cooked up epic troll-twitter jokes, while his one actual developer, an autistic fetishist with no real programming ability, did all of the work, was not very good
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>>558930
so what's gonna happen
where's all this news coming from anyway
No.558932
The odd gents seem like a funny bunch to go around not getting sued all this time.
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>>558929
>no theme
why bother
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>>558930
>TOG fucked hussie over and should be blamed for ruining the game
nah
the game was doomed from the start with hussie making a kickstarter as an ideas guy
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>>558933
i got your theme right here pal
No.558937
idk
undertale felt a lot like what fully fleshed out homestuck game should feel like that.
and hiveswap doesn't really feel like that from what's come out about it
so I don't even know if it would even live up to expectations unless it was extremely fucking impressive.
and that's not happening lol
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>>558937
>undertale felt a lot like what fully fleshed out homestuck game should feel like that.
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>>558937
but... it'll have joey...
No.558941
seriously, where are these rumors coming from
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>>558932
it does seem strange that they took several million dollars to do a job, used half a million of that to fund another project and didn't work on the original one at all (aka committed actual fraud), and then forced the other party to sign a gag order about the other thing in order to get the rest of the money back
i guess maybe from hussie's perspective he didn't want to blow the rest of the money fighting a legal battle he might not win, but it does seem very one-sided
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>>558939
it's what I said.
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>>558935
let's be fair, even an ideas guy should be able to throw together a half-decent dev team with 2 million dollars at his disposal
>>558942
it probably wasn't a gag order, hussie probably signed a NDA when he first hired TOG
it's pretty common for them to do that, apparently
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>>558942
thing is, we don't know for sure of what happened between them
all we have is ipgd's post which is probably embellished as fuck
No.558948
>>558944
undertale wasn't a fully fleshed out anything
No.558949
i command that somebody redpills me on yetijade
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>>558945
>let's be fair, even an ideas guy should be able to throw together a half-decent dev team with 2 million dollars at his disposal
literally no
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>>558948
no that's hiveswap lol
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>>558940
See, this is what I root for at the end of the day. Joey will have so much meme energy behind her that any installment will melt HSG for weeks.
No.558953
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Sunday night, let's push it.
No.558954
give zone the money for a joey flash
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>>558950
not all idea guys are stupid enough to buy an office in a manhattan high-rise
No.558956
hussie handing the game off to a development studio that actually knew what it was doing and only contributing as a director for the story and art was 100% the right move. he knew on some level he did not have any of the expertise this project needed.
it just sucks that the people he went to were crooks, and his reaction to that was to forsake outside devs entirely and try to pilot this thing himself
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>>558955
rachel made him do it!
No.558958
hussie should have used the money to revive CING tbh
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>>558937
i agree that undertale had a very hussie/earthbound feel to it
i kinda wish hussie refrained from doing 3d and instead did a 2d game with a lot of story and art assets
point and click 3d is a shit idea tbh lads
No.558961
hussie didn't research TOG's history, he didn't have any concept art before the kickstarter, he didn't even have the design document written
and then he gives 700 grand in one go and when he physically goes to their office to check on progress he gets stopped at the door because he's a milqutoast little cunt that has no authority to lead anything
No.558962
>>558930
first and biggest mistake was running it before the comic was done. I still don't understand why he did it. Hubris and buying into his own retarded fandoms hype I guess.
By the time the comic had been floundering and going fucking nowhere for two years (and sucking a bit before then too), the pool of talented+interested people huss could turn after the "pro dev" turned out to be a dud had obviously shrunken considerably. Easy to see deviantart rejects who've never worked a day in their lives and can't really do anything being the only receptive employees for something like trolls: the game
No.558963
purple rain is the best album of the 1980's tbh
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>>558965
that's nice being incorrect isn't the worst thing in the world.
>>558966
if you are implying I am wrong, you are wrong.
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>>558954
we already have hij.swf
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Rolling Stones seems to prefer the Clash to Prince. I'll go up the list a bit.
No.558971
hussie really should've just waited to finish the fucking comic before he pulled this. at that rate the game and the comic could be finished right now. instead he decided to undertake two massive projects at the same time
why
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>>558968
now we just need episodes 2-8
No.558973
My gut feeling is that the comic getting finished before any game is how things will go down, and that the comic will be done a lot sooner than people think.
No.558974
that was just a taste of what i can do
i w i l l r e t u r n
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>>558967
i disagreed because this is the best album
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>>558971
He was riding high and invincible
He got too cocky kun
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>>558974
We'll be here if you're not, fam.
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>>558956
I think most people who take that approach to getting others to handle their material go for a team or expert they trust already, have a working relationship of some kind with so that these things don't happen
someone like fucking toby fox maybe
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>>558973
like
one year soon
No.558982
there's still the few more weeks left in december, hsg!
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>>558979
how much longer are you gonna keep spamming this
nick should ban you
No.558984
>>558982
Kid, you just need to have a little more FAITH in your life.
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>>558962
it makes perfect sense
the homestuck fandom had reached critical mass, waiting until the comic finished before he started the kickstarter meant some number of people in the fandom might consider themselves done with homestuck and move on.
hussie thought his involvement with this game would be as a general director with TOG doing all the real work. a time investment but not something that was going to take all of his time.
it made sense. it ended up being a total disaster, but that was due to a series of unfortunate events that both were and weren't under his control.
No.558986
hussie should release the game on alpha access/early access
and keep it like this for an year or two
its not like this is something new at this point
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>>558983
as long as you keep spamming
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>>558986
he did promise beta access for the game to backers
so much for that shit
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>>558986
i don't think early access would work so well with a story-based point and click
the gameplay isn't going to develop
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>>558985
no it didn't
it doesn't make sense to kickstart a 3d adventure game when you as a person have no experience in making them
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>>558989
early access usually dont work at all
its just way to release unfinished gaems into the market
its worst thing on the industry rn tbh
>who cares
No.558994
I know how HSG feels about Hiveswap but what about other parts of the fandom? Did they all just forgot about it and moved on?
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>>558990
which is why he promptly took the funds and used them to hire and outside company that did have experience making exactly this type of game.
i do agree what pumpkin studios was a massive, stupid mistake, and was a decision probably made because hussie imagined the perils of learning the ropes of game dev were less dangerous than getting fucked over again, which was unbelievably dumb.
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>>558994
do they talk about it on the 4ums
is the release date a banned topic there, that would be funny
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No.558998
The video game is not discussed on the forum, to my knowledge. I mostly just idle on the General Fo's for old times sake.
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>>558998
it has its own sticky
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>>558992
i've never bought an early access game tbh
i just imagined most of them were game like nuclear throne, where the base game was done before they early released and they basically just kept adding content until they felt it warranted a full release
makes more sense that most would be scams though
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No.559002
Yeah they're not amazing at upkeep on the stickies, so I'm not too impressed. I'll bet it gets discussion once every... oh, it's pretty active, actually.
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>>558999
link? can't find it
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remember *happy whale sounds*
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>>559000
I got Starbound in the beginning of last year, and was already out for some time
And it was really unfinished (still is) and they put really little content very slowly that got me super pissy
The game only got worth buying this year around september/october
Also H1Z1 or whatever was broken and in early access for years besides being expensive
No.559008
>toby fox is making the music for hiveswap
they could use this to their advantage for advertising, seeing how undertale's still pretty huge
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>>558995
no its still dumb
for all we know the design bible hussie handed TOG was fucking retarded and not possible with the money given
you can't just throw money at something without experience and expect it to be good
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>>559008
>Calling him toby
you're gonna have a 👢 time
No.559011
The first time Hussie starts up the finalized version of the game and has to see TOG's production logo appear on it at startup, he's gonna take just the biggest fucking swig of whiskey
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>>559007
The change of Starbound, or Terraria even, from early access to now to what they will put out 6 months from now is undeniable. I love those games, and I love that I can go back to them over and over.
I don't think Joey is an over and over kind of gal, though. This reminds me of the Penny Arcade games.
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>>559008
Wait he is? Source?
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>>559012
>defending starbound
another one for the pile
No.559015
actually thats toomanly a drink for him he's probably gonna drink a sissy beer like heinikin or something. Hussie strikes me as the kind of guy who winces at the taste of any alcohol
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>>559013
http://www.whatpumpkinstudios.com/
>Music for the game is being made by James Roach and Toby Fox. Toby has made quite a large number of songs for Homestuck, so perhaps you will recognize his sound.
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>>559009
there is literally no excuse for this except maybe cerebral palsy
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>>559015
Honestly Hussie could probably beat you up, that's how sad you are.
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>>558974
do more so we can get rid of you for good :^)
No.559020
brokenspacebar is honestly in my top twenty worst men
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>>559017
you know thats not actually what TOG made right, it's just something someone made when they read ipgd's description
No.559022
>>559015
It's so easy to mix alcohol into sweet things, why isn't anyone considering the obvious fuzzy navels Andrew must enjoy.
Oh baby.
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>>558982
>People also search for: King's Quest
No.559024
I bet if you went up to hussie and asked "do you like heinekin?" he would get really confused and go "uhhh well yes I respect the decision of anyone who wants to self-identify as a... heine?"
because he's surrounded by SJWs all day so he'll confuse the name of the beer with some tumblr -kin thing
that's the joke*
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>>559017
this is still the most hilarious use of $600,000 i've ever seen
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>>559024
I would fuck someone who drinks Heineken.
I would not fuck you or even fuck with you or even look at you
because you are just an awful obnoxious cunt who doesn't deserve life.
No.559030
every time brokenspacebar posts I scream
No.559031
BSB is bad but not that bad, well yes he is, nevermind.
I dunno what to tell you.
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>>559028
oh lol
maybe it's not the same, but i'd like to think it's very similar to this
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>>559026
sober4lyfe master race, checking in
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>>559022
you suck cum out of the fuzzy navels of gay lumberjacks you tard
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>>559034
If you imagine BSB as a small neko person, it makes it easier.
No.559037
I fucking like Rev & definitely Phantos more than I fucking like BSB
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>>559036
imagine this image but instead of kitty it said sad fag and now pretend I posted it here at you
No.559039
Dude, I am a fag, though. It isn't funny, it's actually kind of charming. Keep doing it, please.
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>>559038
but bsb
you are the sad fag
No.559043
BSB just wants to make people aware of the facts.
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>>559038
okay this made me chuckle
No.559047
Andrew Francis Hussie Jr.
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>>559050
My grandmother would call me little lord fauntleroy, and I never understand what she meant until recently.
No.559053
game design really is hard if you don't just pick a pre-existing thing though
like really super hard
like the hardest thing ever until the end of time
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>Hiveswap devs leaving WP
Is there any source?
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No.559057
what do you think the best way to ask for a mouthpic is, hsg?
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>>559053
a pre existing what
No.559061
sponge is this your fursona
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i do think its time for your daily dose of migraine approved images
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>>559057
die and ask god before he sends you to hell
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>>559057
"lemme snap dat uvvie guurl"
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>>559063
birds dont have breasts
No.559068
When will you fucks just let this place die?
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>>559067
Boys don't have breasts but look at you
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>>559064
>god
which one
>>559065
you might be on to something
>>559058
what do you le need???
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>>559060
a pre-existing game design
like "oh i'll make a 3d point a click where you use inventory objects to solve puzzles :o)"
i mean obviously everything's gonna be somewhat derivative of something else, but when your gameplay has just been done to a T a thousand times before, it doesn't really take much thought to recreate
but trying to design something that's actually kinda new is fucking hard, gayly hard even
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>>559069
you don't have breasts
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>>559067
you're kind of wrong. i mean, they don't have titties, but they have breasts.
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>>559069
vfan you don't know what you're talking about
some males can even lactate
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>>559075
Girls don't have to have breasts.
Boys shouldn't have breasts.
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>>559057
you could be like
"hey my throat kind of looks weird and i can't tell if there's something wrong with it, do you mind taking a mouth pic so i can compare?"
she might get suspish, but you might just get that exposed pie hole!
No.559080
>this place is basically just 3-4 forgotten tripfags circlejerking with each other constantly
sad tbh fam
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>>559073
>it doesn't really take much thought to recreate
Point & Click adventure games are some of the hardest to create or at least make good despite the simple mechanics.
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>>559078
fatshaming... smh...
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>>559082
>hardest to create
absolutely wrong, although i was talking about design not creation
>or at least make good
too subjective to argue
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>>559080
and most importantly me
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>>559080
i just come for the memes
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No.559091
ill have a small character jumping around a loney, atmospheric 2d world
irs a metaphor for me life....
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>>559092
what is your point
that i'm wrong in saying designing somewhat novel gameplay is harder than retreading gameplay from a different game to a T
ok dude
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>>559094
design doesn't stop there "dude"
No.559097
In more immediate shit news
my uncle just passed away
No.559098
but why did they buy a studio in nyc?
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>>559097
Sorry to hear that, vFan...
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>>559095
gameplay design doesn't stop with gameplay design
i see, very insightful, great point
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>>559097
sorry fam
he's in a better place now
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>>559103
away from her LOL
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>>559098
there was no studio
the whole thing was a cover up for them to siphon the money into the "employee's" bank accounts and launder it from there
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>>559096
is that black guy smoking crack at the jenga table?
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>>559105
actually scratch that
them paying the rent for the studio as money laundering works better
No.559108
It's recreational marijuana.
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>>559102
>>559104
It's ok none of you are good people so it doesn't hurt when you're being so obliviously dumb with your insults and timing
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>>559106
how else would you play jenga
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>>559106
there are several jars of mary jane on the table you dingleberry
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>>559101
game design doesnt end when you choose some template to follow
No.559120
my tum tum is starting to hurt
i am going to die
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>>559097
that's super shitty dude
were you close?
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>>559116
How much is weed where you guys live? Would you buy a week's worth for twenty dollars? This is the frightening and legal world I live in, now.
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>>559112
dude those are jars of wasabi peas
No.559125
There's even a little bit on the table, it's the most true to life picture of weed you're going to get for a while.
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>>559122
ah yes the horrifying world where people can overtoke on dank and violently giggle at you
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>>559125
why is the dick shaped one the bad one.....
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>>559127
it doesn't have as many epic weed hairs
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>>559118
what a substance-less argument against a point i didn't make
all i said is designing gameplay is harder when you're trying to design something more unique
if you honestly think taking a tried and true gameplay formula and retreading it does not reduce how difficult gameplay design is, then ok. epic.
No.559131
It's a trick photo, there's no such thing as bad weed. The article is discussing which strains you may prefer over the other.
It's the ultimate product.
No.559134
santa should put Phantos on the "retard who should stop posting" list
No.559136
putting mouthpics on my christmas list
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>>559121
Yes.
I knew him throughout my childhood.
He was there to help raise me part way from 3-5.
So yes, we were fucking close. I don't know how to take this right now.
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>>559134
this but with your dumb skank ass
No.559142
not gonna help you blog if you're gonna give me attitude tbh
No.559143
I have to listen to Southern Rock to celebrate my dead uncles' spirits, suggest a hit for me.
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>>559130
i'm saying you're acting smug because you read a few agdgs and your original "point" is so smackingly obvious that nobody even bothers to remark on it
No.559146
There's no need to fight over it, anon...
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>>559142
I didn't mean to give you attitude. I'm sorry, I meant it in a "yes we were definitely close" kind of way, not in a shit talking way.
please blog with me khan is being a titanic morally reprehensible asshole in the chat like usual
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>>559139
>He was there to help raise me part way from 3-5.
he scrooed up xD
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>>559148
>being a dick right now.
No.559150
the man at the gym keeps killing my gains...
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>>559148
Says the guy with no income to speak of.
No.559152
I know this is sick but I just have to get it off my chest.
Lately I've been having these Asriel theme day dreams where I'm standing with him at the final moments of the true pacifist ending and he asks me if he can ever be forgiven for what he's done. As I think about what he's done, I don't believe that this little goatboy deserves any sort of redemption and deserves a fate worse than death. I refuse to forgive and I imagine him there with tears starting to swell in his childish like eyes. Then I head over to him and grab him my the arms and pull him to my chest, giving him a warm embrace. Confused he asks why I'm doing this even though I couldn't forgive what he's done. I chuckle at him under my breath and I bring his ear close and whisper, "This is no act of kindness I'm giving you you goatbitch".
I immediatly throw him the the ground on the pile of yellow flowers. Before he can even understand what's going on I rip of his pants, bearing his wimpy goat ass to me. Tears are starting to waterfall down his pathetic face as I begin to hover over his trembling body. I lean in close and whisper into his ear "I'm going to make your last moments in your body a living hell, and once I'm done with you, I will leave you here to rot as a flower" I then begin thrusting my member into his ass without preparation, his yells echoed throughout the ruins but no one was there to hear him except me. As I finally splurge my spooge all over his body he lets out a quiet whimper. Then I get close to him again and say "Enjoy being alone down here kid with my cock being the last thing you ever felt" and I turn around and exit the ruins.
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i swear if i have to work tomorrow...
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>>559147
that's funny given khan's freak out on grant.
that's awful though, i still have no idea how i'm going to react to the loss of any parental figures in my life. probably the worst time of the year something like that could happen, too. how old was he?
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>>559145
yet multiple people did, including you, who tried to argue against what was essentially just me shitposting about how i found game design difficult
and now that you realize your weird attempts to thwart my non-argument to make yourself feel superior were really dumb, you're trying to put yourself above the discussion you created, i guess in a bid to still find some way to make yourself feel superior
e p i c
p
i
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>>559153
he comes up to me with a syringe full of Powdered Cardio and shoots it right into my balls
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>>559159
He was 67.
Old, but far too young to die.
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>>559162
that's not very nice of him
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More this >>559160
less this >>559159
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No.559167
my mom will probably die within the next year or two
worse yet because she's doing it to herself
watching a parent figure helplessly die is the worst feeling. it's like an essential part of your world is going away.
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>>559163
jeez, that's not much older than my dad. that's definitely too young to die. you have my condolences, vfan, that's really rough. i don't think it's something that gets easier.
No.559169
I'm going to go eat this entire pan of brownies now.
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>>559166
what a retarded looking eyepatch
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>>559161
>multiple people
all me ;)
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>>559166
I don't think I've ever actually seen titties from here.
Just a bunch of vaguely lewd art.
Where's zwid I want to know why she has robot ears and an eyepatch
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>>559168
thanks sponge. That was really thoughtful of you.
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>>559171
your point becomes even more retarded then, fam........
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oh, and the "point and clicks are really hard to create" guy, that warnt me
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>>559174
i asked the question in order to give you the chance to dig your own grave... now i bury you in it...
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>>559176
>all the posts were me
>oh except the only other posts, that was a different guy
e..................................................pic..................................
No.559180
lns suuuck
but i need the 🏆
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>>559165
they're the same...
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>>559179
sometimes dolphins get caught along with the rest of the haul...
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I want to eat more brownies with milk but then I'd have none for coffee.
No.559185
IT WAS ME AUSTIN
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
No.559186
epic doge fam me up lads
go back to >>>/v/
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the vast majority of my mouthpics come from texas
just an epic fun fact...
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eating pumpkin pie and suffering
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>559143
I think this 1 for now, self-ham.
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now dnsbl captcha
that is epic
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american rifle association
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>>559197
Holy shit, cool.
But who? I thought it was just the NRA.
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i want to rub egghead's powerful forehead
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eggheads are even known to crack boulders
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Egghead looks pretty adorable, guys, I still don't get the hate. Is it because she can be a bitch? I'd get it, then.
No.559203
i spent too long on this stupid 4koma
good night hsg
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I want a nice grilled hot dog
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eats ice cream by the tubby gf
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No.559210
...and THIS is my yellow dinosaur cocky-kun!
No.559211
this
*the sound of the universe before the big bang*
is my cocky-kun
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and this
*slot machine payout noise*
is my cocky-kun
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and this
*excited vocalizations of a manchild playing mario kart on the subway*
is my cocky-kun
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What's tostop me right now from getting dressed up and going down to 711 and getting a disgusting chii dog?
Absoluetley nothing. This is america. Bernie Sanders, suck my dick.
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>>559219
absolute madman le
No.559221
>>559219
cringiest thing I've seen all decade
No.559222
What's tostop me right now from getting dressed up and going down to (COLLEGE CAMPUS DORMS) and getting a disgusting (MY GIRLFRIEND'S WARM PUSSY I CAN EAT)
Absoluetley nothing. This is america. Bernie Sanders, suck my dick.
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>>559222
cringiest thing I've seen all decade
No.559226
i le could go to the mouthpic store and get a mouthpic le... in my mario pajama pants le...
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No.559230
By the way sponge. I didn't expect you to be so kind.
I have no idea if you meant it.
But out of everyone here, you said the most thoughtful thing. Which I was honestly not expecting.
Thank you. It does mean a lot, I honestly want to go back to being friends now.
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>>559218
is that hammy the goddamn hamster and his friend g.p. the guinea pig
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>>559230
you fool... its all part of his plan for more mouthpics...
No.559233
>>559232
well that sucks cuz he ain't gettin any more from me
No.559234
>>559229
the only ftm that had breasts before starting HRT
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>>559234
*mtf
I fucked up
I fucked up
No.559236
>>559230
by thanking people for not being shitty to you you're setting the bar way too low
No.559237
in fallout: new texas, the wastelanders use mouthpics as currency
No.559238
>>559230
sure dude. just don't be so flighty as to unadd me over a post i didn't make next time, yeah? we can do a mutual apology thing if you want
i don't really hold anything against anybody in hsg. except fucking zwid
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No.559240
you know that little fic (I think there are two?) about dave fucking jade, and he pulls out and a bunch of worms start pouring out of her? there's a scene like that in this shitty netflix movie. the girl could even pass for a sickly jade. very epic
No.559241
another bullet for the vgun
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>>559239
it's like 1:30 and i don't wanna wake up my dad.
tomorrow though, yeah?
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>>559238
why do you hate the boyking so much
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>>559242
yeah
I'm glad we're here.
No.559247
>>559244
he's literally the worst thing that ever happened to hsg
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>>559248
peepee got really shitty towards the end, but still wasn't as bad as zwid.
grant is definitely the best mod so far. i do wish the board wasn't unlisted though
No.559252
>>559251
we don't need more crossies
No.559253
who would you want to direct hsg: the movie
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>>559221
>>559220
I didn't read a single one of these god d*mn posts. They're filtered.
This is america. I do what I want.
No.559257
>>559251
zwid was epic because he is easy to influence
grant made his gf a mod, thats mmo tier
No.559258
>>559257
eh. it's not like his gf is some unknown, if they are sharktits they've been here for a long ass time
>>559256
epic
No.559259
every crossie says theyve been here since 2013
No.559260
zwid is the smarmiest cunt to ever disgrace the same e-space as me and i'm not sure anybody can convince me otherwise
No.559261
>>559229
thats me adonis-kun
No.559262
yeah, im an oldfag... been here since the dumbgarbage era...
No.559263
>>559256
What's tostop me right now from getting dressed up and going down to 711 and getting a disgusting chii dog?
Absoluetley nothing. This is america. Bernie Sanders, suck my dick.
No.559264
>>559261
say cletus goddam
No.559265
smarmy
1.Excessively ingratiating or insincerely earnest.
2. Relating to or indulging in lewd conduct
i still don't know if i understood
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>>559260
he seems more edgy than smarmy
No.559267
a disgusting chili dog sounds good right now tbh
No.559268
>>559265
he's the cuntiest cunt if that clears anything up for you
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No.559270
i wanna drive my dumbass to taco bell but i dont wanna get caught doing it
No.559271
I wanna give every square inch of my girlfriend's body a hickey this hanukkah tbh
No.559272
Sponge I didn't know you had any enemies.
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>>559272
there's a pedophile juggalo i know irl that loves me but i hate him and sometimes i fantasize about mugging him
my real enemies aren't from le hsg
No.559276
i'm fucking my gf right now
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>>559270
illegal tacos..........
No.559278
>>559267
Same and eating at home where i can eat in non human way
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>>559275
but wonk is from hsg...
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>>559278
you mean
with your butt
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No.559283
Brokenspacebar, have you read this?
I think you'd like it, you'd find it very relatable brokenspacebar.
No.559284
I keep eating theese fucking brownies.
No.559285
>>559279
he's like a double wonk
like, wonk squared.
No.559286
i am posting here and fucking my hot gf at the same time
No.559287
>>559280
yes i'm gonna conversely digest it
No.559288
Talking with Roasted about how much of a cunt egghead is, is fun.
No.559289
my gf is so fucking hot guys
No.559290
im posting from inside my gf right now
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>>559290
>>559291
>>559289
I sense sarcasm from my little boy.
No.559293
My BF is asleep but I got him a greasy cheeseburger just because I love him.
No.559294
my gf is a quintiple amputee
No.559295
she is so fucking hot hsg my gf is so fucking hot
No.559296
Anon so vain he thinks this quip is about him tbh
No.559297
>>559273
>everyday i fuck my giant frog
>>559276
>i'm fucking my giant frog right now
>559286
>i am posting here and fucking my hot giant frog at the same time
>>559289
>my giant frog is so fucking hot guys
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>>559288
i also like to yell at women on the internet
No.559300
i'm cumming from fucking my hot beautiful gf
No.559301
grant world filter gf to giant frog
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>>559298
also, really unattractive. wonk is kinda good lucky, these fucking guy isn't
he (talked me into letting him) buy me dinner when i was 13, and then made me leave the tip
and he's a pedophile. i want to pull this man apart like soft bread
No.559304
>>559301
have your browser filter 8ch into tumblr
No.559305
lads
how do we cleanse the world from wonks
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my perfect gf i have sex with
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>>559304
*reblogs*
*tag as me, fave, same*
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my strange mouthpic addiction
No.559316
i dont know what it is but beer bottles look so tasty
i want to eat one
No.559317
>>559122
>20 bucks for a weeks worth of weed
30 bucks will buy me a month's worth of medical grade stuff
No.559318
>>559310
i wouldn't reblog on principle
if i wasn't already too principled to use tumblr that is...
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why would you measure it by time, isnt that entirely on a personal basis
No.559323
>>559322
eszett isnt a very smart lady...
No.559324
a weeks worth of capn crunch (52 oz)
No.559325
i sold my aryan sister into slavery, and now i have two hundred Weed Years...
No.559326
a weeks worth of caprisun (800 oz)
No.559327
eszett isnt a very smart laddy...
No.559328
measure your time in love
No.559329
Usually you don't go through a zip of weed in a week but there's always the fringe group of users who use waaayyy too much.
No.559330
two cummies worth of baby bong rips
No.559331
You watch those cummies, those cummies are super potent!
Yeah measuring it out in time is dumb, whatever, sue me.
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It's official
I'm going to kidnap Khan's girlfriend and me and melon are going to subjugate her through evil lesbian torture.