No.559337
No.559338
It's official
I'm going to kidnap Khan's girlfriend and me and melon are going to subjugate her through evil lesbian torture.
No.559340
No.559341
im feelin pretty cummy rn
No.559342
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No.559344
>>559342
My gothic concubine
No.559345
i could have this Nonbinary Tumblr Teen spit on me, or i could try to coax loogies out of this beautiful froggish girl who doesn't know me
why are life decisions so hard
No.559346
No.559347
>>559345
how is a girl froggish and beautiful..
No.559348
>>559322
I was critiquing how much he must be smoking to go through that much that fast
das a lot of weed
No.559349
>>559347
you obviously have no taste and/or perception in or of the intricacies of the epic human body
No.559350
>>559348
its phan
he probably brushes his teeth with tincture
No.559351
>>559344
like is this a tulpa or
No.559352
No.559353
No.559354
I was just talking to my weed doctor the other day about how you can get prescribed medication with a certain known dosage and it's all groovy.
With weed, it's just about how much you bought, what shelf it's off, and your tolerance level from beforehand. It isn't really a problem, just kind of an oddity because most places are pushing it as a medical marijuana cure-all instead of a strict medication.
No.559355
my real gf she's reall shes not a tulpa shes my real gf
No.559356
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No.559358
No.559359
my gf is real she just doesn't know my name
No.559360
No.559361
Khan seems like a bad person but I hope he has a GF if for no other reason than maybe it will make his life a bit nicer. Somehow it will lift his spirits overall and he will be less of a shitter.
No.559362
i love my friend so much i want him to be happy forever
No.559363
my real gf wants me to fuck her again
No.559364
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
My BF is still asleep, even my tulpa knows better.
No.559365
i fuck my real gf so much i love her
No.559366
>>559361
i kind of hope his gf attacks him with an epic bladed weapon
it would be epic...
No.559367
Violence is not the answer, sponge.
No.559368
No.559369
>>559361
he seems like a man out of place, even more than you
No.559370
What can I say, I love the all-night scene. Khan doesn't seem to enjoy the company, which is the strange part. Why not just fuck off?
No.559371
>>559369
he's our little leddit lad
No.559372
>>559361
i cannot imagine khan's gf being any better than him
their break up will be angry and possibly violent
No.559373
All's for the best, I guess...
No.559374
>>559366
>kahn gf going kill bill (khan) on him
i dunno why this made me laugh maybe its 4 am
No.559375
I hate to skypenig but Khan said his "Model Gf" was really a "Low Grade Model"
which either means
pity
or
she's not real but honestly it's the best fucking thing I've heard.
Because what the fuck is he even? Who is Khan and why does he say the things he says?
No.559376
No.559378
khan does nothing but complain about his gf and how annoying and stupid she is. i feel bad for her
No.559379
want a new model gf
upgraded human gf me le
transhumsn le my gf le
le me a brave new gf
No.559380
why should i care about some faggot that never even posts
No.559381
based on what hsg is posting and my certified gay sense i can tell you khan is gay
someone break the news for me
No.559382
khan is a low grade man and his gf (if she exists) desperately needs to do better.
No.559383
>>559379
*sticks my robodick in your boymouth*
No.559384
>>559380
He spills out and over into this place, which of course is our sacred playground.
No.559385
>>559381
He is gay.
I call him Glay in the chat because his name is Clay and he's Gay and he gets mad because he's Gay Glay
No.559386
No.559387
>>559381
i truly to believe he has some repressed homofeelings and the fact that his father is a pastor and he thinks being gay is a sin even reinforces my idea
No.559388
No.559389
well he requested that phantos pic...
No.559390
forcing gays to have sex with lesbians at gunpoint
just some wacky hi-jinks in my fun camps
No.559391
>>559390
but nobody actually knows you and you don't have any friends
No.559392
>>559387
i knew it
tell kahn he can be in denial until hes 50 and his dad is dead or can go suck a dick right now and be happy
No.559394
skypenigs
EVERY
ONE
OF
YOU
will DIE
No.559395
what i'm saying is tell kahn to suck a dick and lets change the subject
No.559396
stupid dumb skypenig scum
No.559397
>>559394
Some day, for sure.
No.559398
>>559395
change the subject
to me
No.559399
and before you liberal pussies start with the whole "waaah how would YOU feel if someone forced you to have sex from a different sexual orientation!?"
well gee, Doc, before you give that cancer patient that Chemo ask yourself how you would feel with that stuff in your system?
"uhh, pretty crappy I guess. Hmm. I see your point" *pours chemo into trash can as patient flatlines*
No.559400
No.559401
But anon, you never told us your name!
No.559402
>>559393
this tbh
I want her tongue to slide down my throat and tickle me tummy
No.559403
>>559398
what about me....
No.559404
No.559405
>>559399
bruh
nobody even cares enough to get mad at you
No.559406
I'll try to care.
Oooh BSB you bad person, you.
No.559407
>>559399
you're acting like it'll somehow cure homosexuality
anyway i've fallen prey to your poopy posting yet again
woe is le me...
No.559408
khan is so obviously gay though
No.559409
Brokenspace and Khan should date
No.559410
No.559411
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No.559412
No.559413
Stop making everyone gay, this isn't part of our... Agenda...
No.559414
wasn't khan the one who asked sharktits to draw him and wesley fucking phantos
it doesn't get much gayer than this
No.559415
the end of the skypenig race
No.559416
well. i'll get spat on soon. somehow. i deserve it. i need it.
goodnight hsg! i love you, hsg!
No.559417
>>559414
So it's sharktits what gots the art chops, eh? I was wondering who fatmanass was.
No.559418
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No.559419
>>559416
Goodnight epic little lad.
No.559420
>>559416
dream of epic dreams
No.559421
>>559409
I was looking for this gif a few days ago
No.559422
No.559423
Soon it will be just me and the one anon.
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No.559428
It's only Teenage Wasteland.
No.559429
she's a female and you can tell by all the weird shit she does with her cats in pictures
No.559430
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No.559432
File: 1449479058518.gif (471.68 KB, 500x336, 125:84, tumblr_lk1256Wy8d1qbvl2io1….gif)
BSB could make us great again...
No.559433
>>559431
you're right you're balding and haven't had sex in years if ever.
No.559434
>>559432
a new shitpost utopia
No.559435
No.559436
such a compelling thought
No.559437
>>559434
I already did that a while back ago.
Should have been more active not having sex to post.
No.559438
That was sarcasm, I don't actually think brokenspacebar has sex.
No.559439
Sex is a pretty low barrier of entry for this game.
No.559441
i want to die and take everyone with me
No.559442
No.559443
I want to live and revive the dead as zombies
No.559444
>>559440
the face of a man who must have a lot of sex
No.559445
>>559442
*reads your posts to you*
haha
No.559446
>>559445
everything you reply to you get more gay
No.559448
everytime*
sign time for bed i guess
No.559450
I think I'mma turn in soon, too, fellas.
No.559453
Shucks, I hope my dreams aren't so shitty tonight.
No.559454
They aren't bad dreams, I am just aware of the passage of time and have some measure of lucidity each time. It's been like this for weeks and they're all so bad and awful boring!
Just give me some nice blank tape for eight hours, let's see how it goes.
No.559455
>>559453
I know this is sick but I just have to get it off my chest.
Lately I've been having these Asriel theme day dreams where I'm standing with him at the final moments of the true pacifist ending and he asks me if he can ever be forgiven for what he's done. As I think about what he's done, I don't believe that this little goatboy deserves any sort of redemption and deserves a fate worse than death. I refuse to forgive and I imagine him there with tears starting to swell in his childish like eyes. Then I head over to him and grab him my the arms and pull him to my chest, giving him a warm embrace. Confused he asks why I'm doing this even though I couldn't forgive what he's done. I chuckle at him under my breath and I bring his ear close and whisper, "This is no act of kindness I'm giving you you goatbitch".
I immediatly throw him the the ground on the pile of yellow flowers. Before he can even understand what's going on I rip of his pants, bearing his wimpy goat ass to me. Tears are starting to waterfall down his pathetic face as I begin to hover over his trembling body. I lean in close and whisper into his ear "I'm going to make your last moments in your body a living hell, and once I'm done with you, I will leave you here to rot as a flower" I then begin thrusting my member into his ass without preparation, his yells echoed throughout the ruins but no one was there to hear him except me. As I finally splurge my spooge all over his body he lets out a quiet whimper. Then I get close to him again and say "Enjoy being alone down here kid with my cock being the last thing you ever felt" and I turn around and exit the ruins.
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No.559462
im going to end up a depressed alcoholic working a shitty job living paycheck to paycheck just like my parents whats the fucking point
No.559463
>>559462
ur right......... ur 17 ur life is basically over
No.559464
>>559462
you get to do fun shit inbetween
No.559465
>>559462
just dont have children
No.559466
No.559467
i dont have any sunscreen on
No.559468
talking to and being friends with someone with an active social life is so daunting and intimidating
you talk to them and hear their stories and you realize that you're nothing, they have known a thousand people just like you and probably had more fun with them than they're having with you right now, and you're just a fucking drop in the friend ocean while they mean the world to you
No.559470
No.559471
>>559468
My friend's become more of a normie and he constantly talks about shit he does now.
I almost want to reeee at him
No.559472
whats cool and hip about being socially inept is that media has portrayed this as a quirky and fun trait so people want to be friends with me because of it
No.559473
>>559472
Most people leave me alone.
I used to wear my space hoodie though and that's how my friend found me.
No.559474
>>559472
I don't think that ever worked in my favor
No.559475
>>559472
and then drop you like hot shit when they realize what you really are, right
No.559476
>>559473
maybe its your col dead eyes
No.559477
>>559476
well at least they're useful for something
No.559478
No.559479
>>559478
Get through one night without you
No.559480
get through one night without you
No.559481
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>>559474
>>559475
im talking out of my ass since ive never reactively engaged these people because im dumb
No.559483
HOW CAN I LIVE WITHOUT YOU
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
No.559484
ugghghhhh i hate school so fucking much
No.559485
im dying im dying im dying
No.559486
No.559487
out of my 4 whole friends im the only one who doesnt have other friends outside the group and it sucks
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No.559489
No.559490
WITHOUT YOU
THERED BE NO SUN IN MY SKY
No.559491
>>559490
those armageddon references in the comic aren't going to age well are they
No.559492
>>559491
they already haven't
No.559493
>>559491
>implying half the people reading homestuck even know what armageddon is
No.559494
>>559493
>tfw got drawn in to the comic by john sharing your love of con air
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>>559491
they were already old when the comic started, it should be fine
what won't is the over 9000 references and possibly obama
No.559499
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>>559498
hussie should have stuck to using in universe memes, i dont get why he stopped
No.559501
>>559491
They were already unbelievably old when the comic started.
No.559502
>>559501
yeah but the readerbase was old enough to get them for the most part
good thing hiveswap isn't being based around 90's references or something that would be pretty stupid haha
No.559503
Hi! I'm Cockey! Cockey the cock!
No.559504
>>559502
>yeah but the readerbase was old enough to get them for the most part
anon how old are you
No.559505
>>559504
armageddon isn't that old of a reference you fuck
No.559506
what if frisk became a cop and shed have to give people patdowns
No.559507
>>559505
1998 was last century, anon.
No.559508
>>559507
thats almost 20 years ago
No.559509
>>559505
It was a mediocre movie from 1998. Assuming the reader base is late teens (and that's really pushing it) when the comic came out, the average reader would have been about 7 when the movie came out.
It's not exactly a classic. John liked bad movies, remember.
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No.559512
>>559509
>John liked bad movies, remember.
then how come he likes con air
checkmate B^)
No.559513
i have no accounting today!!! whoo!!!
No.559514
im feeling pretty ok
too bad i have school
school sucks
No.559515
>>559514
>>559513
I have a test on wednesday I need to start studying for.
Besides that I have nothing, the one ok thing about finals
No.559516
i miss school
job hunting is suffering
No.559517
>>559513
>>559514
>>559515
>>559516
>tfw no school and a job
wheeeeeeeee e e e
No.559518
I'm actually going to try and advertise myself as a sex slave on craigslist once I get my undergrad
No.559519
>>559518
arent you a virgin
go have sex first
No.559520
No.559521
i dont think there is a single thing about school i like other than the bliss im going to have once i graduate and can start doing manual labor for 7.25 and hour
No.559522
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No.559524
>>559523
youre doin a bad job at it
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No.559526
>>559519
aren't virgins more valuable, though?
No.559527
>>559526
just the girl ones
No.559528
>>559527
is it because guys don't want to let their partners know how bad at sex they are?
No.559529
>>559528
no its because women need to be protected while nobody cares what happens to guys
No.559530
>>559529
thats why we need mans right :/
No.559531
these headphones were made to "contour to a woman's ear" but they fit mine perfectly
maybe that means something..... hehe :3c
No.559532
>>559531
i ghostwrote this post
No.559533
>>559530
no, men are expendable by nature
No.559534
im going to get more cereal even though i already had a bowl
im such a cereal slut
No.559535
its really foggy it looks cool as fuck
No.559537
>>559536
>Undertale is Radiation practicing for the Homestuck game
kek
No.559538
>>559536
i wish ipgd never wrote that post so the blame could rest unambiguously on hussie
No.559539
>>559536
They want to believe xlr
No.559540
>>559539
Isn't it like 8 am for you
No.559541
>>559538
This but also because i could continue to ignore ipgd existence
No.559542
>>559540
what the fuck that suppose to mean
i dont like your tone mister
No.559543
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No.559545
would you hang out with a clone of yourself who is just like you
would you fug them
No.559546
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No.559548
>gym, then work, then charity
i miss being a NEET
No.559549
>>559545
god no
i dont even like myself alone
No.559550
>>559549
Someone would actually listen to you talk about guns though.
No.559551
>>559545
yes
maybe
we probably would just make a suicide pact
>>559548
>charity
who the fuck you think you are
No.559552
No.559553
i dont know if i could hang out with myself, i dont know what we'd talk about
but i'd totally bang myself
No.559554
I sort of like the sound of my voice.
Like not in a narcissistic way? Like how your voice sounds different when it's recorded. I sort of like my voice.
No.559555
>>559554
this except the opposite
No.559556
>>559555
You like the voice you hear or you hate your voice on recording.
I always think it sounds weird but I think I've grown to like it.
No.559557
No.559558
why do vegetarians even try to make meals with soy
it never works
No.559559
>>559558
They're desperate to try and show people that they aren't lunatics going against nature to serve some perverse morals they have.
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No.559564
any alpha dogs here that are interested in my puppy pussy? :3
No.559565
No.559566
>>559564
depends on how puffy it is
No.559567
No.559569
i have class in an hour......... pls..............
No.559570
No.559571
i would normally have class in 2 hours
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No.559574
who is borf anon
why he is so relatable
No.559576
No.559577
>>559575
why does the dog have hands
No.559578
>>559572
me 2, fam
i stayed up til 1am last night and i'm probably going to doze off at my desk at some point
i really just want to take a sick day, but i need the money
wage slavery ;_;
No.559579
>>559577
magic power probably
he is actually a very small dog
No.559580
>>559564
>jade dreaming of being a wolf queen and having her pick of males to make into her alpha
No.559581
>>559577
it doesn't, it's just the armor
No.559582
You see him jump out of the armor and he is small dog sized.
Lesser dog is actually much larger than greater dog.
No.559583
i got love in my tummy and a tiny little pain
and a ten ton catastrophe on a sixty pound chain
No.559585
undertale is for pedophiles tbqh
No.559586
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No.559589
>>559586
tem is not for sexual
No.559590
>>559585
hey hey hey
i like the dinosaur and fish couple
they're both of age, okaaaaaaaaay?
No.559591
>>559590
this sounds like something a pedophile would say
No.559592
>>559591
don't talk to me with your assumptions
you probably spanked it to selena gomez or emma watson before they were 18
No.559593
>>559592
what the fug
i was joking before but now im sure...
No.559594
>>559545
yes
only if it's a female version of me
No.559595
>>559590
you like fucking garbage
No.559596
>>559594
its not gay if its yourself
No.559597
>>559596
one of us would end with a dick in his mouth
and das gay
No.559598
>you'll never date the hotblooded tough girl attracted to shy nerdy people
No.559599
>>559597
but its your own dick...
No.559600
>>559599
sucking your own dick is gay
ask any contortionist
No.559601
i dont jerk off because touching a dick is gay
No.559602
>>559600
why is sucking your own dick gay but not jacking it off
No.559603
>>559599
and that's not gay?
No.559604
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No.559606
>>559602
because you're not sucking a dick
No.559607
>>559598
thats because she doesnt exist
No.559608
>>559604
this but unironically
No.559609
is it gay if you use those wi-fi fleshlight/dildo combo for LDR on yourself?
No.559610
>>559607
wanna die
gonna die
No.559611
>>559606
does that mean i can jerk my bro's dick and its not gay
No.559612
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No.559614
>>559612
this changes everything...
No.559615
Chara! Brain damage! It's a miracle!
No.559616
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No.559618
peri is my gf and only mine
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No.559620
>>559617
>>559618
stop tormenting me
No.559621
>>559607
she does anon
realize that she does
now go and find her
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No.559628
xlr you keep on posting news stories like a week after they hit
No.559629
i hate school i hate it i hate hate hate hate hate hate hate it
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No.559632
>>559629
school shooter anon you back
No.559634
>>559631
*gets you some fresh dickie from my special crop*
No.559635
some of you guys are alright
don't go to the hsg mansion tomorrrow
No.559636
im going to murder school
No.559637
are all those people lying when they say that highschool was the greatest time of their lives or are they just old and stupid
No.559638
>>559637
No they peaked in high school which is kinda sad
No.559639
>>559638
could be worse, they could never peak at all
like us
No.559640
the best time of my life was kindergarten
No.559641
>>559639
>like us
speak for yourself loserboy
No.559642
well my DIcK is peakin right now
lmao
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No.559645
>>559641
you're here too, chum
don't pretend you're doing well in life
No.559646
>>559642
*sits on your lap*
no homo
No.559647
No.559648
>>559645
im doing pretty ok
dont project your lameness onto me boy..
No.559649
No.559650
man
that episode of dragon ball super was so good
No.559651
>>559650
glad you liked it :)
No.559652
my english teacher is kinda cute though
No.559653
No.559654
for the people out there still willing to defend capitalism, i have 2 words
wage
slavery
No.559655
>>559648
i really think somebody would do this
just go on the internet and tell lies
No.559656
*psychoanalyzes you from your shitposts*
No.559657
>>559639
Everyone peaks. Is your life getting better or worse? If it's the latter you peaked
No.559659
>>559628
i work for kotaku #truth
No.559660
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No.559662
*gives anon the d while he shitpost*
No.559663
the only way to shitpost is while riding a dildo
No.559664
>>559662
*takes the d and uses it in a shitpost*
dis done
No.559665
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No.559668
how do i KILL the american education system
No.559669
>>559668
With machine guns and bazooka
No.559670
6 more months.... thats all...... 6 more months............
No.559671
LAERTES
That drop of blood that’s calm proclaims me bastard,
Cries “Cuckold!”
was 4chan even a thing back then???
No.559672
No.559673
this is really fucking me up..like, when was shakespeare alive and how old is 4chan
No.559674
>>559673
4chan has always been and always will be...
No.559675
i think i stumbled across something really interesting
No.559676
No.559677
Back when it was called "quarter channel"
No.559678
im hungy for some eggies but i already had cereal
No.559679
i hate school so much i want to die
No.559680
le school is better than your well-being meme
No.559681
>>559678
eat this
*takes a fat shit on your bowl*
No.559682
*spends every second I'm in school shitposting on hsg*
time well spent
No.559683
i wish my mom would let me go grocery shopping instead cause she prioritizes snack foods over everything else and that shits gotta go
No.559684
>>559682
this is the most mind numbing boring shit in the whole world and it requires 0 brain power
No.559686
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