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wesley what do you do all day
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>>559692
i eat shit all day lol
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wesley quit his last job because they saw all the peris on his phone
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rosalina's hair kinda looks like a parrot beak
like a cartoony one, not a real one
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wesley quit his last job because they saw all the penis on his phone
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*in r2d2 voice*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>559692
i dedicate every hour of every day to loving peridot! forever and ever!
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wesley quit his last job because they saw all the scat on his phone
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should i put eggs in the cheesesteak
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all we do in this shitty class is watch youtube videos
why is this lady getting paid to send me youtube links
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>>559709
are you in an online school haha
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*in my own voice*
aaan~~ <3
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i'm going to go sleep in a park instead of going to school
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>>559711
yea
it turns out that "bomb threats" are "incredibly inappropriate and warrant expulsion"....
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>>559713
i used to nap on the steps of the bank (since a bus stop was right there i looked natural) instead of going to first period class
then id go in for second period and just go to sleep in class rofl
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little does he know that i have images filtered
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i would rather have megane than the stupid steven universe spam
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>>559718
why are we even doing anything
we should have machines that do everything for us by now
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>>559723
i threatened to cause a memesplosion at my school but the normies busted me
No.559726
a machine that jacks my wang
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a machine gf
a cold heartless gf
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>>559724
i dont do anything
i dropped out of highschool like 4/5 years ago
its epic!
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>>559729
oh nice
this makes me feel a lot better about dropping out of community clown college
No.559731
grant is just taking advantage of his gf's fortune
drop out marry rich
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>>559729
how do you get money
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>>559703
your "love" is an interchangeable shtick once swapped out for pearl
shut up wesley
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>>559733
I don't remember that happening
No.559735
i want to drop out but i only have half a year left and it sounds like a waste
No.559736
my friend dropped out and all he does is cosplay and go to anime picnics
No.559737
i wish the fo4 "ending" wasn't pure shit
they should've done what nv did where it went over what happened to each faction. that was cool as hell
No.559738
working more than three days a week should be outlawed
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the thought of not doing anything makes my skin crawl but i also hate almost everything i'm doing right now
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>>559738
communist scum...
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>>559738
working shouldn't be mandatory
you have such a short time on the earth
there is no greater torture than having to spend so much of it toiling away just to survive
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i'm probably going to become this one girl's maid instead of working. instead of a job i'll clean and be a borderline sex-slave but that's cool
if i can live in texas
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>>559742
can i live with you
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>>559742
you sound lige a le go.mmunist :^DDDD^D^d
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there's this weird puss leaking out from my inner thigh and i dont know why it wont stop, i can barely even see where its coming from because there's so much hair and the puss is getting caught in it
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>>559744
no
im not planning on living here that much longer anyway
>>559745
o fug i dont wanna vote sanders :DDD
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>>559746
no she's such a major cunt
an epic omegle girl i've been talking to for almost a year now
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>>559748
can i come with you
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tfw you wont ever live in a cage under grant and his gf's bed
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>>559748
honestly the best way of preserving ur lifestyle is probably voting sanders
do it grant...
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>>559751
please grant
please
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>>559753
im going to vote trump and then die on the street, my heart at peace because i know my sacrifice saved america
i will be welcomed into valhalla with open arms
>>559754
find your own qt gf who lives in a good country, bucko
No.559756
i want grant to help fund my hrt
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>>559755
okay... i see how it is...
hopefully sponge can set up that hsg mansion
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>>559747
sometimes excess hair gets embedded under peoples skin and causes cysts
you may want to keep an eye on that
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hsg mansion but every room's function is to execute the tenant
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>tfw you wanna be productive but you are constantly trapped on the anxiety/depression cycle hell
no shame to the neet way of life tho
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>>559761
this but with laziness and self hatred added to the mix
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>Highschool diploma or GED required to literally flip burgers
for what purpose..........................................................................
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>>559764
to validate the government's prison school system x3
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>>559747
fucking shave the hair you goober
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>>559730
Wait was this a recent thing?
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>>559764
those fast food chains wanna make sure you got what it takes to work....... tha grillz
No.559770
Please show proper credentials before flipping the burgs
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I mean I know it's hsg and I'm not expecting people to be successful or even have a job but holy shit graduating from high school is the barest minimum
No.559772
high school sucks huge ass
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think of the biggest ass you can possibly imagine and then multiply that by 100 and thats how much ass school sucks
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school is just a filter they put you through to dampen your spirit...
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>>559771
and not fucking your cousin is the barest minimum
looks like we all failed, didnt we
No.559776
school is universal and it is fit for everyone in the world
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>>559772
>>559773
>>559774
All of this is true but graduating high school is not hard
No.559779
>my monitor just up and dies
>have to switch to an old-ass crt
help
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honestly college fucked me up so badly i would tell my past self to just get a job
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>>559775
Why'd you drop out? Was it grades or something else
No.559782
sitting through 8 hours of boring stupid dumb garboshit every day for 4 years to make fries
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>>559781
anxiety issues (made worse by being stalked) and issues i assume were related to adhd
i couldn't focus or think, and i started having panic attacks sitting in class and i had to get out, and then i just couldn't go and now im here
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remember the bullystuck discussions
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stalked might sound worse than it was
but there's not really a better way to say "transferred to a school in my building, followed me home one time, showed up at my house a few times, apparently kept a notebook of stairwells/hallways where he saw me and at what time"
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Dreams logged: 1 (45)
Images saved: 5 (5)
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>>559785
no that described it to a t
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>>559733
a very unironic this
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>>559768
technically i'm still enrolled, so sort of. it's whatever.
i'm very excited to potentially work at the epic syringe factory!
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>>559787
i dunno, it still doesnt feel like that much
he only showed up at my house like twice, and its not like he hadn't been there before, he came over a bunch when he was my friend
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Wow I'm grateful for my humble little nursery job now
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>>559790
oh you knew him? yeah that's not as bad but only by a little i guess
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>>559792
yeah we were friends for a few years, then not friends for a year or two because of some fight, then friends for a few years again
he was always making a game out of pissing me off, he'd always like
steal shit from my house and taunt me about it and make me have to yell at him and come chase him and shit, never big shit but like, half packs of oreos, small shit and stuff like one time he threw a small party at his house with a couple of his friends and i didnt wanna go, and he tricked me into going over and like, tried to fuckin wrestle me inside and shit
and eventually i just got sick of his shit and told him to fuck off
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>>559724
that's not how it works in capitalism fam
say you worked at a factory and somebody invented a machine that sped up output enough for everybody to leave 1 hr earlier every day
in a socialist planned economy, you're just trying to hit a quota, so everybody just leaves 1 hour early every day and they can enjoy life
in a capitalist market economy, upper management figures out how many people they can fire and still have the same output, and they "lay them off" and the rest of the workers pick up the slack. then since they aren't paying as many wages, the product can be slightly cheaper as well as increasing profit for the shareholders
the system doesn't work for us, it works for the rich
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>>559794
oh, believe me, i know. capitalism needs to end in our lifetime tbh
we need some sort of AI to take over. or at least some actual movement to combat the stranglehold corporations have
No.559796
There's nothing wrong with capitalism and everything wrong with globalism, multinational corporations, monopolies and Jewish usury
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>>559796
>multinational corporations
because capitalism has nothing to do with those :^)
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>>559797
What is regulation and anti trust fund laws?
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>>559795
oh okay
i agree, although idk if i would trust a giant AI to rule everything
although chile used a neural network to direct their economy in the 70s, which sounds good
No.559800
does sitting in my car nursing a boner while i listen to a stale yeast count as exercise
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Chris Flemming the person from Company is coming is very funny, their video about theater kids just pulled me out of this vibe hsg got me into because i dunno wanna think about my life when i come here
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>>559798
okay those are like, the opposite of laissez-faire, so i'm not even sure policies like that are necessarily capitalistic in nature.
also where the fuck have those actually been lmao
>>559799
i mean, probably not literally everything, in actuality i'd imagine you would want a few for checks and balances.
that's really interesting about chile though, i'm gonna look into that
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>>559796
>There's nothing wrong with capitalism and everything wrong with globalism, multinational corporations, monopolies and Jewish usury
ignoring the antisemitism, capitalism is to blame for all of those things
it has strengths and weaknesses, just like socialism or mercantilism or feudalism, but like mercantilism was the obvious evolution from feudalism, and capitalism from mercantilism, socialism is the necessary evolution from capitalism, and then probably communism from that
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>>559806
thanks, my man
would you say it was..... truly epic?
No.559808
i've heard of post-scarcity... but this is ridiculous!
No.559809
in a communist society dank weed would be considered a human right
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music so loud i cant hear my gay thoughts
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>>559811
are your gay thoughts telling you to make out with me
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How do we get rid of the homosexuals
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>>559814
wait 70 years and they'll all be dead since they can't breed...
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hey just thinkin about you lol x
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>>559816
waiting is the lazy man's game
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nerds so thirsty they convince themselves to be bi
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>>559802
yeah, but even with checks and balances, somebody will have to write the AI, and even if it's open source, somebody will have to maintain the machine it runs on. they could infect it with a malware, and there's any number of ways to exploit systems
i guess it all comes down to not being able to trust any big collection of power. i'm a libertarian socialist, i think we should get rid of most of the fed and instead let local governments figure stuff out. its a lot harder abuse their power if they don't have much to abuse
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>>559823
no i've got poopybutt （ つ ｗｕ）；；；；
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>>559829
excuse you
i'm hetero with exceptions
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there's a lot of boogers in my nose i want to pick but I'm in public
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>>559835
whos gonna stop you
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>>559837
its a poopmas tree
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deck the halls with boughs of poopy!
No.559840
my friend is so amazing i wish i could make him happy
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>>559840
just offer him a blowie
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my love for my friend is completely platonic
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that wasn't gay, it was just a thank you blowjob
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>>559844
no it's not
you know it's not
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>>559844
you've never gotten a strictly platonic blowjob?
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>>559846
im like 99% sure it is, broseph
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i expected vita memory cards to be cheapers by now...
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>>559849
this tbh
if i ever break up with my current gf, i am not doing dating again
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>>559851
Are they still something rediculous like 60$
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>>559855
>tfw not a vitard
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>>559851
console specific hardware usually doesn't get cheaper unless the console is EOL, or a competitor like madcatz makes a competing product
monopolies are a bitch, muh friend
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WELL I LIKE SUGAR AND I LIKE TEA BUT I DON'T LIKE NORMIES, NO SIREE
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>>559858
>>559858
>unless the console is EOL
it's vita...
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>>559854
she's got a lot of problems, but i see her as kind of like a pet (that i can have sex with)
i can't just abandon her, she would be heartbroken
the same way that you can't abandon a good dog even though it has a bad habit of chewing on furniture
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>>559860
i thought they were still making and selling vitas?
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>>559861
>i see her as kind of like a pet (that i can have sex with)
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>>559865
nah, she has all of her limbs
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how am i supposed to deal with the fact that there are so many hot guys out there who don't want to fuck me
why couldn't i have been born as a cute blonde chick with enormous chesticles
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>>559877
a-a-a-are you a girl??
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fuck it im getting subway
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five dollar
five dollar
five dollar footloooooooong
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>>559883
good luck
at least where i'm from, a lunchtime subway is a 20 minute wait subway
No.559886
which way to the peri war
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>>559886
sometimes you make it too easy...
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>>559890
singles deconfirm
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the guy shitposting about game dev yesterday reminds me that titan souls looks like such a derivative piece of shit
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what's with the sudden drop in posting
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*forms and monetizes an hsg lp group*
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>>559896
remove panties
REMOVE PANTIES
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>>559896
is this supposed to be in gummypron's style?
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>>559910
why are ben's eyes different from each other
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i didnt believe the soc thread could get worse
but it did apparently
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>>559909
o-ok
>>559911
I didn't really bother since I think anon was talking about the bodytype
just kinda matched the colors a bit
sort of
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>>559913
is lapiss still lusting over that kid's boycock
No.559918
how effective is sponsoring
when people see a talkshow host mention sears' trustworthy brand names do their sales increase
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>>559918
sometimes but not by much
No.559920
this dying general brought to you by The Odd Gentelmen
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>>559915
can you spare a cup of ben?
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>>559920
*buys a million copies of king's quest*
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i'll have to cut my way in...
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>>559927
The cat is adorable but the thing in the background is creepy
Despair but also a boner
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>>559928
My mom collects masks.
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>>559930
eri swimming in a pool
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My sister wanted to jump in the picture too but Craterhoof wanted down.
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>>559937
Yes he is my baby. He's almost 8 months old now.
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>>559939
He was tiny when we found him
He probably wasn't bigger than the card he's named after.
No.559941
im watching steve harvey's talkshow and he has someone on their that likes wearing diapers
now hes talking about how there's a community
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>>559941
well theres a community for hsg isnt there
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>>559941
who let PoM on the tv box
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>>559946
i didn't know you knew perinese
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>>559947
Keep trying to convince us you're not a fat neckbeard hahaha
No.559950
>muslims blow up a bus stop in Russia, injuring 3 people
WORKPLACE
VIOLENCE
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>>559950
Where was this. If it wasn't in Chechnya then Putin is gonna make some heads roll
What if Rudy died in the attack
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>tfw you blow your nose in the shower at 7am and you find a dried booger caught in your chest hair at 3:30
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>>559960
They really do think of them just as toys don't they
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>>559964
maybe some day they'll reach igor status
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>>559959
>having chest hair
it's what you deserve
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>>559967
pls no bully
we cannot help our deformity
No.559969
it's been like four years since i've eaten ass...
No.559970
Ah yeah I have no ideas about eating ass, at all, ha ha.
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
hi, sabacuck here
how's life not reading to the greatest swedish or pollack or whatever metal boy band ever told?
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>>559971
Gorillaz came out while I was in highschool. Demon Days was the first album I purchased with my own money. I loved every track almost immediately, while Plastic Beach took me a while.
I wonder if Phase 4 will be as immediately catchy or if it will take a while for me to like it. Maybe after a rousing bout of shitposting, I will know for sure.
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>>559968
mfw 18 and still no chest hair
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>>559978
i mean i guess its nice but it's not really manly and makes me look like a twink
i mean ive got my fucking scraggly beard growing out and moderate muscle mass but no fucking chest hair
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>>559983
>>559984
why the fuck did i press reply shit :^)
anyway who the fuck would want to look at neps vagina anyway
vaginas are gross
plus solo porn is useless
it's not erotic enough to be fappable but it's not safe for work enough to hang up on your bedroom wall
y'all should just go fap to galactic overlord's nep gangbangs
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>>559985
I just like to look at females' privates
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>>559985
is this the furry reddit guy
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>>559986
why the fuck did i image search vagina monster
it's not worth the reaction image
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>>559987
well i'm only furry for the porn and i only use reddit to circlejerk on /whatthefanfic/ but yes
No.559990
consider this
gems dont have genitals
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i just want to eat and eat and eat and get thin anyways
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>>559985
>anyway who the fuck would want to look at neps vagina anyway
le me
>plus solo porn is useless
>it's not erotic enough to be fappable
Die
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>>559993
*unless you're like 12 and you've just discovered pornography
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>>559989
i don't think you get to judge what is fappable
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>>559992
consider tapeworm diet
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>>559983
I love this image.
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>>559985
>plus solo porn is useless
>it's not erotic enough to be fappable
What are you twelve
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>>559994
No, I'm just not an oversexed hedonist who needs more and more sexual stimulation to get his rocks off
No.560001
>feelling superior because you only fap to anime girls unbirthing
regular porn is fine if you are in the mood
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>559999
damn it man that was a shitty get
i miss being able to fap to catgirls tbh
or anything remotely japanese in style
>>560000
tbh fam
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i was doing so great with diet and then i ate so much during thanksgiving. just two solid weeks of food
now i'm always hungry
my stomach is always "chasing the dragon"
me want eat cranberry sauce until almost die
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>>560003
literally why is japanese porn so hideously unfappable
>>560004
you have to starve yourself to shrink your stomache
i have to walk like, 2 miles to use internet, then i dont eat for like half a day, which does a pretty good job of it
or i go to work and dont eat for like an entire day, which does a REALLY good job of it
No.560007
shove a whole turkey up your ass
who cares
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>>560003
>>560006
do you mean drawn stuff of 3DPD
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Why couldn't I save the goat hsg?
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>>560009
Depends
Stuff like image 1 is good
Stuff like image 2 is bad
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furry genocide best day of my life
to be honest, family
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>>560013
image one is good
image two is decent
my main problem is when i search for j futa it's always absolute FUCKING TRASH
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>>560015
i'm not your family
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>>560017
there's a good reason for that, do you have any guesses as to what it is
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>>560019
western futa has a much higher percentage of decency
now that i think of it one of the big problems with j futa IMO is they always draw these really thin, long dicks that look fucking awful
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>>560021
>western futa has a much higher percentage of decency
You're joking right.
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gay furry and brony judging you
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>>559992
consider south bronx parasite
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>>560022
okay well idk about percentage but usually when i search for j futa i find a whole lot of shit
when i look for w futa i get a whole lot of shit and some really good stuff
>no girth
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i want to EEAT
I WOULD EAT "MAYONEGG"
I WILL EAT "MAYONEGG"
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>>560023
gay furry brony porn gourmet
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>>560027
i don't understand, isn't this everyone's fetish?
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>>560028
The goat, anon, the goat
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>>560032
as somebody who enjoys fapping to gay furry porn, whoever posted this is a fucking faggot
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>>560011
>>560032
remove goat
REMOVE GOAT
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i wanna boop asriel's snoot!
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>>560036
nnnnnnnnah im out
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>>560037
>>560032
literally gay jewish furfag bait
a meme character
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>>560035
love goat
LOVE GOAT
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who cares about toby and his stupid goat dick
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have you even seen toby
he's an arab. a gay arab, too. the worst kind