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>>561110
the funniest part is that the baby is a girl
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goodnight for real my epic ape niggers
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>>561115
I wish I could believe that...
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I don't know what Borfmas is, but I'm sure we can do it.
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🎄🎄🎄 👢 🎄🎄🎄
The dog needs help HSG.
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>>561129
all according to plan... >:)
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>this hurts the atheist
Are atheists ready to give up yet? The Catholic Church was created by the actual God of the Universe, and nothing you do can hurt it.
>But atheism is on the rise in Europe
But white people are such a minute fraction of the earth's population it's not funny. You're fighting over a sliver of a Twinkie while the Catholic Church is pulling a Garfield on the rest of the world (a Garfield is when one cuts a slice of pie and then takes everything but that slice).
>But muh sex abuse scandal
That was a fabrication of the media in the first place, but even so, do you realize that Church attendance didn't actually drop as a result of the scandal? Only 3% of those who left the Church cited it as one reason out of many others. No one cared. That's how protected the Church is by God. Not even something like this can hurt it.
>But Protestants and other Christian sects
Let me tell you a story. When the Protestant reformation happened, an estimated 5 million people left the Church around that time.
Oh man the poor Church, right? No, and this gets to the crux of the issue: As a response to that loss of souls in Europe, do you know what God did? He made the Virgin Mary appear to St. Juan Diego in Guadalupe, and converted 10 MILLION people to Catholicism in less than a decade.
Do you see how this works? The Church is eternal. Even if atheists pile on and hurt the Church extensively, God can just send the Virgin Mary to Earth and win souls instantly. You can't hurt us.
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 | Rolled 20 (1d20) |
The Catholic Church literally can't be destroyed.
No.561137
Oh it's like december 7 or something, I think slime should start being translated again soon.
kumoko is like one 'chapter' every 2 weeks though
No.561138
Clearly we need to just kill God
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>>561137
It's the 8th
It's one of my coworkers birthday
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>>561116
sleep tight, roxkit.
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>>561141
Yea it's the 8th now.
It was Iwata's birthday two days ago, the Isaac daily turned you into him, plus you started with the gameboy and every item you found was a nintendo one.
also apparently womb 1 was hard coded to have Death as the boss
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>>561144
where's the dick?
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the skype chat is so long that when I start it up it lags forever loading all the old messages
my face when
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>>561150
not pictured: me outside Joey's window with a rope, adhesive tape and a gun
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people are going to bitch about wonder woman in the new movie no matter what right?
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>>561156
Yes and think about her sexually too
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>>561157
angry lesibans, yeah
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>>561159
me:*looks up at the sky* it looks like it's gonna rain soon
you: why do u care
me:*turns to you in disgust, shoves you down with one hand, then walks away shaking my head* faggot...
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>>561161
Are you telling you care about everytime its gonna rains
Are you on a village next to sahara
>>561160
this but me and adonis
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>>561163
since when were there wallmasters in the spirit temple?
And did anyone really ever use dins fire? (apart fromthat once time you need to use it to get into the shadow temple)
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>>561168
his name is cletus
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>>561160
Isabel is not for lewd!
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>>561168
whos sahara? who are you?
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OOT NOW
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>>561171
her name is isabelle
No.561174
wind waker is the better zelda game anyway
No.561175
i never really got the pun thats implied to be in isabelles name
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>>561177
Not me I'm drawin bear
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>>561179
what the fuck are these little gremlin aliens
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>>561179
what is wrong with their faaaaaaaaaces
No.561183
>humans don't have noses or eyebrows, right
>yeah, this is fine
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>>561183
they're thugs, they shaved their eyebrows
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>>561184
ah of course
as thugs do
(???)
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>>561185
yes
yakuza members shave their eyebrows to look menacing
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>>561186
should we tell them it's not working
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>>561190
I was just using the clipping tool
i thought it looked retarded but I can't into drawing simple lines
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>>561191
No yours it's fine it's just that you should've raised the thing in the middle a bit
No.561193
perfectly rounded pink bubblegum nipples
No.561194
well that explains the lack of eyebrows on giovanni
No.561195
when are you going to put your trees up, hsg
No.561196
this is alarmingly arousing
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>>561195
my tree's up baby
*points to my groin*
No.561198
>tfw you accidentally click on an ad
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>>561197
is that a bonsai?
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>>561201
absolutely disgusting
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>>561201
I want to fug the one in the bottom right corner
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>>561201
love for muscles knows no bounds
No.561205
how do i git gud on bind of isaac
No.561206
apparently those are canonically just markings on machamp and choke and they're not wearing briefs at all
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>>561206
i don't see how that is surprising
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>>561207
my entire childhood is a lie
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>>561207
most people assume it's a speedo
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>>561210
well yeah it looks like a speedo but jinx also looks like shes wearing a dress
No.561212
are those big flaps of skin on gardevoir
this is uncomfortable to think about
No.561213
like, imagine that on a person
No.561215
would you eat a salad made of grass pokemon leaves
No.561216
its not a dress
its my flesh
*flaps*
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>>561216
haha can i smell the flap
just as a joke hhaha
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>>561217
you nasty wrinkly fucker
No.561221
honestly amethyst is more like patrick and peridot is more like squidward
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>>561211
how do you know she isn't
No.561223
Garfield looking on in bored disinterest as he gives Jon the most powerful orgasm of his life.
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>>561222
cause she isnt
the same as any other pokemon with clothe looking skin/flabs
No.561225
wait, nick cannon works for radio shack?
>>561224
what about that one with the pants?
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>>561224
Machoke, Machamp, Sawk and Throh wear belts
Why can't Jynx wear a dress
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>>561227
>Machoke, Machamp
those are markings
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>>561223
fuck john arbuckle must die
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>>561228
I said belts idiot
No.561231
>”Let's ban all muslims from entering the country.” - Donald "a richer Hitler" Trump
I never thought I'd see the day when actual real-life fascists had a shot at winning the presidency.
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>>561231
Muslims are more fascist than Trump
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>>561232
yes anon the refugees are the real fascists
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>>561231
Trump did nothing wrong
No.561235
i wonder if my old friends will remember about my birthday...
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>>561235
you know they wont
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>8 teens dead in "homestuck" cult suicide
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>>561233
They're not refugees they're migrants. They left Finland because it was "too cold and boring"
http://news.yahoo.com/finlands-no-good-disappointed-migrants-turn-back-152042061.html
No.561239
what do you think post-trump america will be like
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>>561241
It's been a thing for a while now
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>>561238
>one 22 year old saying finland is boring means all of them are ungrateful bastards
a lot of them lost their homes and only brought what they could carry, meaning a lot of them probably don't have much winter clothing. helsinki gets cold, fam
plus finland has a lot of anti-immigrang groups protesting: the article you posted mentioned people throwing fireworks at migrants' buses and people forming human chains to block buses from entering the country
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>>561244
Some said my country is boring too because they didn't have ladies to bang
No.561246
why is europe supposed to take in refugees when saudi arabia and israel aren't? :^)
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which gem would be a furry
trick question, it's all of them
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Why doesn't Syria take in refugees?
No.561253
what if we took the refugees
and pushed them somewhere else
No.561254
Dreams logged: 1 (82)
Images saved: 1
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What if we took the refugees and made them take a nice shower
No.561256
over 70% of the planet is water
why doesn't the ocean take in more refugees
No.561257
why dont the refugees start their own space program and build refugees camps on Mars?
No.561258
why don't the refugees band together, enter the skiing contest, win and use the prize money to save the community center from being demolished?
No.561259
why don't the refugees just stay home
No.561260
why doesn't hussie pay the refugees to destroy the odd gentlemen
No.561261
>all those size fetishists who reblogged/liked that nep
weird
No.561262
why don't we just force the refugees underground and put a magical barrier around the enterance
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>>561261
maybe they just like the nep
nep is great
No.561265
why don't we just put the refugees in a plane and then crash it with no survivors
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sizecon '16, located in terezi's giant gaping butthole
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>>561264
One of them also contacted me saying something about how they have a size fetish and that perspective is great
Weird
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randomly-generated anal vore dungeons
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>>561268
do a micronep next
No.561272
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
*enters butthole dungeon*
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>>561273
did zwid comission you
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>>561273
>That Nep in Rumia's dress
l-lewd
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>>561273
why does hsg waifufags pick the kids
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>>561276
doo die dee dunn~
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>macro/micro
>hard vore
>nepeta
>rumia
Really how much did zwid pay you
No.561283
do die
doo die
doodie
ehehehehe
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>>561277
because the hottest HS characters are kids :)
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>>561282
prob 20 photos of his dick from different angles
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>>561285
that's a lot of bargs
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I can't find the zwid'hulud
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zwid should be paying all of us reparations for his bad adminning and us having to see his gross dick
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>>561291
is that seriously zwid
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hussie should add a vore mission in hiveswap where jude explores the inside of joey's mouth and accidentally gets swallowed
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>>561293
that's rev or something i think
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>>561298
>>561299
wow, rev is one ugly motherfucker
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>>561296
hes a disgusting waste of flesh and i hate him
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giant zwid sitting on a tiny grant
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>>561302
that may be, but there was no skype group
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>>561304
normal me choking normal you to death
No.561307
grant your gf does cute art
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i hope you all get killed
No.561309
rev looks a lot better from the first time he posted his pic, or at least the first time i saw his face on hsg
>>561302
zwid isnt that bad grant
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>>561307
thanks ben
she is also a cute person, so it evens out
>>561309
zwid is the worst i hope he falls down some stairs and gets a booboo
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>>561309
he looks like a fat rapist from an eromanga
how bad did he used to look
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>>561307
> your gf
*subhuman scream*
No.561315
i'm gonna leave now dont bully my bff zwid-kun uwu
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>>561306
*turns super saiyan*
are you sure about that kid
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>>561300
Why didn't they try to go kill Asriel inside the barrier
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>>561320
They only tried to kill Asriel because he carried out Chara's body. Everyone thought a monster had killed a human so they killed him.
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>>561321
stop trying to call posters out
youre bad at it lol
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i should probably start thinking about what to buy to my gristmas anon
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>>561327
fake novelty barf with real barf on top
No.561330
there is no try
only do or do not
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i wonder if the guy who came lottle on his gristmas presents is still here
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>>561333
bls fuggen rezbong
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>>561337
i want your benis in my putt
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>>561341
i wouldn't know anything about that, dot's gristmas anon asked for their shirt size awhile ago and they haven't replied
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>>561344
so grants gf is sharktits huh
i could steal her from him..
cuck him....
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>>561347
back the fuck off
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>>561347
I don't think so.
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>>561347
im the uncuckable man
No.561352
if my name was buck people would go CANT CUCK THE BUCK
but its not, so uh, you can still say that but its not right because my name isnt buck
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>>561347
I kinda doubt that
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uncuckable, with bruce willis
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you can't plant horns on grant
nah
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they don't make bbcs big enough
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>>561344
Are you gonna post all the art
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Can ride Grant
WILL RIDE GRANT
No.561369
ha ha ha
let's get a burger, dudes
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ha ha ha
let's hit those showers
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splatoon is for pedophiles
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>>561372
post the other versions
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>>561376
I only have that one
Tell me about the other versions
No.561378
i wonder how many people will start naming their kids after gemstones in the next coming years
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>>561378
that's been a thing for ages
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>>561377
found it with a quick search
No.561381
>Friend says they'll make a study guide out of my notes
>They aren't
>Have to actually attempt to study through my notes
kill me
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i really hope i don't have mono
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>>561381
>trusting other people
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>>561378
i was almost named jasper
No.561387
Does peridot have a quartz fetish?
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>>561386
dodged a bullet eh
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>>561385
this is a very poopy dot
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>>561379
No but more frequently
No.561391
I was almost named Garnet
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I was almost named poopydot
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I was almost named wesley
No.561395
jasper is a very epic name tbh
No.561396
please ignore i need to open this on my phone
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>>561398
>>561397
>>561399
>>561400
i fucking told YOU NOT TO OPEN IT
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>>561402
No you only said "ignore"
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>>561396
I don't get what the issue is
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>>561402
no but why do you want it on your phone, do you wank on the bus
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File: 1449598204494.jpg (156.23 KB, 500x851, 500:851, tumblr_mhmmjxcBTT1qzgamco1….jpg)
Good morning plebs and losers
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>>561405
>not havin a wank on the trolley
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i nedd........ menes..........
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>not fingering a girl on a train in public
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>>561331
You guys were relentlessly mean to her so she doesn't come here anymore except for skype.
You scared away another cute girl, nice fucking going you homos.
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>>561410
well, if you can't take the flame... >:)
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>>561410
Dot isn't a girl until she proves it with pics
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>>561412
The fact you want nothing else to do as adults but scare women away from your secret club is incredibly homoerotic.
No.561415
literally fuck off if you cant handle a bit of banter tbqh
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>>561410
When did that even happen
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>>561413
You're not a man unless you prove it with behavior lol.
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okay. so that's a size XXL for dot if you're listening, anon
No.561422
evil mean hsg harassing women when literally everyone gets treated like shit until they stop giving it the time of day or leave
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LMAO my gland!!! haha lol!!!
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I like to yell at women on the internet.
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>>561425
mein Gland is not smol x^3c
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>>561422
I'd just rather this place not be a sausage fest tho is my point. It's kind of unrelatable.
No.561429
this but with hsg and not beavis
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>>561415
is this bander??? :DDD
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>>561428
le want the snip...
snib us
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>>561428
not our fault women cant handle the heat lol
you make a joke and they flip out and cry soggy knees
>>561430
o fug ids gonna ead me :DD
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>>561432
not wanting women here is pretty gay, my dude.
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>>561435
JoeywaitingforHiveswaptobereleased.png
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>>561435
I loved Joey! Too much...!
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>>561435
shhh.... joey's sleepin
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hiveswap me le roflgopter lol
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>>561436
see >>561422
its literally not about gender at all
some of the shit given might be about it
but everyone gets treated like shit until they show they're not phased
its le hazing
like if i call xlr a disgusting subhuman motherfucker because he had maggots in his sink hes not gonna write a dozen posts about how im a shitlord who's in the closet and hates women or something
hes just gonna be like "damn"
No.561444
it is GAY to not want tumblr's garbage thrown in your face
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>>561445
this is literally spam
grant why don't you ever ban this goon
No.561448
top 3 things i love on this earth
1) my gf
2) barqs root beer
3) dbz
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>>561447
why dont you make your own peridot board
No.561450
>>561448
this but replace peri with your gf
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>>561447
but then he'd have to ban you for spamming peridot
No.561453
wesley is me from the dark timeline where i never got a gf and became a waifu obsessed person
No.561454
>>561453
isn't your waifu vegeta
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>>561453
Doesn't that mean you have a poopy gf
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No.561459
top 3 things i le love like a le grant lol
1) myself lol
2) dead girl lol
3)mouthpics lol
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No.561463
I want to just. smoke my lungs out right now.
because I feel like shit.
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>>561453
what if you're the dark timeline wesley
but the bad stuff hasn't happened yet
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>>561457
poopytits! poopytits!
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>>561463
hope things work out soon bud
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>>561453
wesley is an impressionable teenager
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>>561468
but those are the things that make me unique
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>>561463
maybe if you stop smoking and you'll feel less like shit?
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No.561475
Do you mean peridot, this green rock, or a literal pile of poop.
Yes.
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>>561472
My uncle died a couple days ago and I'm not going to not feel like shit by just not smoking.
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>>561468
what are you talking about, my love for peridot isn't impressionable
>>561471
that's not me
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>>561475
>>561476
goddamn fuck off
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>>561477
ohhhhhhhh, i forgot that was a thing that happened sorry
maybe watch some cat videos on youtube: i just watched some at lunch where the cats just got back from the vet and they're still half-sedated, and the poor things can hardly walk
its so goddamn funny i'm giggling just thinking about it
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>>561478
This is the visage of one forlorn bitch who's ready for the noose