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No.563874
I don't know what the OP is, but it's pretty cute.
No.563875
No.563876
I hope this rash of gayness gets cleared up, soon.
No.563882
>>563879
*nods sagely* deep
No.563883
Just one micro-aggression can lead to an entire macro-regression.
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No.563888
Nepeta isn't even that faggoty.
No.563889
a micro fetish can lead to a entire macro fetish
No.563890
>>563888
nepeta is pretty gay bro
No.563891
>>563889
A micro dildo can lead to an entire macro dildo collection.
>>563890
fuck, fine.
No.563895
No.563896
>>563884
Eh
Not hot, not not
No.563897
Now Abyssinian women that's another story
No.563898
 | Rolled 4 (1d20) |
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder.
No.563899
i know it wont actually stick and instead they'll kill off a character i really like
but the ending to tonights episode of arrow was the best christmas gift the show could have given me short of boston brand
No.563900
>>563898
Phantos you might be a fat neckbeard, or a tranny, I don't know
But you're a supermodel on the inside
No.563904
Season finale of Southpark tonight, my friends and I are going to watch it. I was thinking, though, isn't Wednesday night the slowest of the week? Aren't you bored, anon? You should really find some games to play.
No.563905
>>563904
when is that comin on
No.563906
Whenever my friend's F5 button on kick ass torrents stops being broken. It's usually 10 PM PST, I thought.
No.563908
Is South Park still even good
No.563909
french fries worst side
fact
No.563910
Minuteman HQ looking good boss.
If he hunches down, he'd remind me of wouter...
No.563911
>>563908
Not particularly, but I like it. This season they decided to poke fun at the upcoming elections, PC people, news and advertising (jimmy is essentially hotwheels in their story), and gentrification in general.
No.563912
>>563910
He (?) is actually inside power armor
No.563913
>>563912
Good lord what an amazing bug.
No.563915
No.563916
How you like your elf ears, hsg?
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File: 1449725651043.jpg (126.33 KB, 500x665, 100:133, tumblr_nw127an1Sl1qgq73go1….jpg)
OK I'm restless. Saltlick, if you ever feel like taroting again, I am ready to d i s c o v e r .
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Here you go HSG I found one for you.
No.563926
Finally, my own Lauren Kyanka! Tell me a story, little goil.
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No.563930
the waitress told me the skillet usually comes w/ hashbrowns and not american fries when i ordered it that way. even though the option was in the menu
what was she, some kind of cunt?
No.563931
Sponge storytime also good.
No.563932
>>563928
>>563929
what the fuck can i do with it
No.563933
>>563932
Feed it chocolate.
Protect it.
No.563934
>>563931
me and my friend were the only people in the diner other than the staff the whole time. even though it was in a really busy part of the town.
very weird.
No.563935
Give it a name, a space, a cool website, even.
No.563936
>>563934
Did it feel like a date even though you're strictly friends.
No.563938
>>563937
i don't care i'm going to fuck it
No.563940
>>563936
not really, there isn't any sexual tension between us, he's really, really hetero. i kinda felt it with my old drug dealer tho. we even cuddled and fell asleep together once.
No.563941
That sounds like the drugs more than the 'you gay fellas' but I could be absolutely wrong.
No.563943
>>563932
take chara them LMAO
No.563945
>>563941
mdma/mda is kind of The Gay Drug isn't it
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No.563947
>>563933
here chara, I have something for you
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No.563950
>>563947
you sadistic son of a bitch
No.563951
i want to do the Joy from Lisa
No.563952
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Something about Garfield just pisses me off and idk why, fam. Why does he only eat lasagna and never pizza? Not even one time? Fuck, dude.
No.563953
>>563952
garfield is a cunt to the man that supplies his lasagna
he is a welfare whore
No.563954
He doesn't even like bOrf
No.563955
>>563922
>First card, past: VI. the Lovers, inverted
Failure, foolish designs; frustrated marriage, all sorts of unpleasant happenings.
>Second card, present: Page of Wands, inverted
News and gossip of little merit or import; bad news; indecision.
>Last card, future: VIII. Strength
We've seen this before- discipline, self-control, dynamic action.
You've moved from foolish ideas to foolish chatter. The future lies in mastering yourself, and applying your efforts to better tasks. The Lovers has obvious symbolism, and the Page of Wands is also often a lover; both are inverted. Something unexpected may happen in your relationship soon.
No.563956
>>563955
Hell yeah! Good reading.
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No.563958
saltlick is great at this. i bet they could make money off of this irl w/ the right charisma
No.563959
You can lie down against everything he says and fill in all the blanks any way you like, it's a lot of fun.
No.563963
>>563956
>>563958
Thanks! I've been told I read well in person.
>>563959
Oh, yeah, it really is all about what you see in the cards, and how the cards reflect your own perceptions back at you. Honestly, when a card's implication is totally off and wrong, that's as good as anything- it makes you think about why the card seems to conflict with reality, and causes you to examine your expectations.
Also if anyone else wants one of these, I'm down for like one or two more.
No.563964
instead of killing or sparing, frisk chooses to molest flowey's broken body
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No.563967
>>563961
can u do this but with chara
No.563968
>>563964
how would they even molest a flower
wrap them around their dick? lick flowey's petals?
No.563970
>>563968
i imagine them fucking his face
No.563972
>>563964
>feeling up a wilted flower
No.563973
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No.563974
>>563973
who ruined this image by editing it
No.563975
>>563972
which Homestuck would be the most fun to smoke a fat blunt with
I feel like Dirk would be a really great person to smoke with, but also- maybe this is indelicate to say- I feel like he'd get rapey with anyone he was attracted to? so you wouldn't necessarily want to smoke with Dirk alone you feel
No.563977
>>563975
>who's a good person to smoke with
>picking the character who hates fun the most and talks like a computer
nice one
No.563978
>>563975
I think Rose or Dave for the sheer amount of shit they would say while I would just have to listen, stoned af.
No.563979
I should really be going to bed, but I haven't even been awake for twelve hours yet
No.563980
I yawned, just thinking about it.
No.563981
lorthos no
he was too young
No.563982
>>563973
>betty crocker
i'd rather just eat the shit.
No.563984
No.563985
Oi, boss. Late night shift time.
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No.563988
Not really. But, if you need it.
No.563989
phantos has been posting better than normal lately.
If he keeps it the good posting quality I wont mind him anymore.
maybe if he lowered his post volume he'd be a bit better
No.563991
>>563987
it had to be done brah
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No.563993
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
I post too much.
No.563994
>>563993
ya, but youre posts have been better. Keep it up and lower the volume.
No.563995
Fug. Fine, but I'm gonna post 1nce more to let you know I am going to sleep.
Sleep tight, roxkit.
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No.563997
got a busy day tomorrow
but i wanna grind the cooler event as much as i can until it disappears
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>>563998
>but I literally cannot understand a girl who falls for someone who is literally the most conniving back door rat weasel son of a bitch on the planet.
don't talk that way about your girlfriend, vfan
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>>564000
oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
No.564005
i feel bad, i really do
i more than anyone else wants everyone to be friends, but when there are people who cant get along and cant ignore each other tough decisions have to be made and i think my call of "person who has the biggest problems with the most people" was the right one, even though it's unfortunate
i really am sorry
No.564006
>>564005
its hard man. Being a leader is hard. You did well. I wouldve stood by your decision if it was the other way as well. You're doing your best and thats all we can ask for.
No.564007
did something go down between the skypeblackpeople? again? like it always has?
No.564008
No.564009
its hard being this glamorous
No.564010
im bored
i want to lay down and eat grapes for the rest of my life
No.564011
>>564010
i dont think ive ever eaten grapes
No.564012
No.564013
someone I barely know from the Internet made a post a while back that was kind of concerning but I didn't check on her because I didn't feel up to it, and now she's just posted something about it being difficult to slit your wrists
I mean, I'm an Internet acquaintance, so I'm not saying that I could have prevented this from happening, but I feel awful because I distinctly remember thinking "I should probably message her about this, because she sounds suicidal, but I'm not going to"
No.564014
>>564011
what the f*cking heck
go eat a grape
No.564015
>>564013
I know that feel Salty
No.564016
thank you for letting me commune with the last bits of his spirit
No.564017
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No.564019
imagine a beautifully-voice-acted audiobook of Homestuck, but to represent the flashes the actors make sound-effects over the music appropriate to the action
No.564020
>>564014
i dont really like fruit
only apples pretty much, and only a few kinds
do tomatos count as fruit, i like those sometimes
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No.564027
i dont know why but i always assumed jar jar binks had a really big dick
No.564028
jabba the hut canonically had a dick and and vag
imagine how slimy it was
No.564029
No.564030
im assuming their genitalia is above their tail where you would think the crotch area is
maybe one rolls over on its side, and the other kinda mounts them and the engage like that
but i find it hard to believe that the top would be able to move around vigorously enough to stimulate themselves to orgasm
and there's also the slime, they create so much slime to traverse terrain i think that would come in the way of the top trying to somewhat balance on the bottom
No.564031
>>564029
ask your mom, bitch
No.564032
>>564031
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
No.564033
I ate a burger today
it was good
No.564034
No.564035
ok i think i got it
if their genitalia is at the base of their tail, maybe they both lay on their sides and the one doing the penetration flings their tail back and forth since thats their most mobile part
No.564036
blooga blugga im boredy woredy
No.564037
>>564033
what type of burger
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No.564039
mustard and mayonnaise
thats the good stuff
No.564040
the dead spider has been up there for months
he is my only true friend
No.564041
its actually mayonnaise and mustard if anyone is worried about canon
No.564042
>>564037
double cheeseburger
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No.564049
I've been making myself sad by listening to old Homestuck music.
Fuck, I miss Homestuck.
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No.564051
>>564048
Grant went to bed
Try again later
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No.564056
>I will never own a PM9
>Japan will never export the few guns they produce
wanna die
No.564057
this thing looks like it came out of a cyberpunk film
No.564058
>>564056
>>564057
such a nasty piece of trash that japan doesn't even want it anymore
No.564059
No.564061
>>564060
Heavyweight > Normal= Lightweight > Dairy >>>>>>> Life itself
No.564062
fuck ghosts
but also, fuck ghosts
No.564064
>>564055
this meme is compact
No.564067
>>564064
*runs memes through winrar to make them more compact*
No.564068
>>564061
fuck off with your horse pussy
No.564071
>>564068
did someone say horse pussy?
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No.564073
>>563975
probably roxy? because i'm assuming she'd smoke and drink heavily
No.564074
>fallout shelter update
Oh
>they added pets
WHAT
No.564077
>>564076
*ignites you with a flamethrower*
No.564078
>>564076
roxkit, no
where did we go wrong hsg
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>>564079
Spare the rod, spoil the child.
No.564081
spare the weed, unepic the child...
No.564082
No.564083
need a cute girl's coffee spit pls...
No.564084
>>564075
i am ashamed
I should really stop doing that
No.564085
>>564083
*pees in you coffee*
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>>564089
how do you have so little disk space
delete your pornography
No.564091
>>564090
i had a 1TB hard drive but it fucked itself to death and I'm too poor to buy a new one
No.564092
go to your top bar there, type in 'homo' and just give it a clicky
you're all set, bro
No.564093
It's been a long time comin' but it finally came
For Bun B to get his motherfuckin' shot in the game
I put mo' work in than an average trill nigga can put
No.564095
>>564091
I'll still sell you my spare for $40
No.564096
>>564095
no one wants your cum-encrusted hard drive
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>>564095
dude i aint made of money
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>>564100
$40 = 40 pics of ur boy peen tbh
No.564104
No.564105
I
I didn't even do anything
I don't understand
No.564106
why do i feel so fucking anxious
FUCK
No.564107
its like something awful is going to happen but i dont know what it is
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>>564106
>>564107
take a chill pill and calm your hocks brah
something awful happened like a decade and a half ago
No.564110
>>564105
Your pagefile may have updates
No.564111
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>>564111
Pagefile.
Google that shit, friend.
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>>564117
i thought the mind symbol was a bunch of stink lines
No.564119
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 5 (5)
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No.564122
rev needs to snapchat me back...
No.564123
No.564124
i picked my nose and it started bleeding
No.564125
>>564122
couldnt hear you wtf
No.564126
>>564124
*sucks out all your blood through your nostril*
No.564127
are vampires just people with a blood vore fetish
No.564128
>>564127
vampires arent real you dumb fucking cunt
No.564129
>>564128
nice try, drac
i'm on to you fuckers
No.564130
No.564132
im going to follow in the great Spongelord's foot steps and go to clown college
No.564133
sucks boner whilst farting
No.564135
*strokes beard erotically*
No.564136
>>564132
and then drop out
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>>564132
>>564136
yea... yea lol...
epic...
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>>564139
>implying its old
for teh lulz is the /b/tard anthem, faggot
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No.564146
why do people like watching things about rape so much
No.564147
No.564148
remember when hiveswap came out
No.564149
>>564148
remember how backers aren't going to get the second half of the game and most of them probably don't even know it yet
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>>564151
what did you bring me?
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No.564156
>>564155
is that your real name and address
No.564157
>>564154
but you gave me that last year!
this is the worst fuckmas EVER!
No.564158
>>564155
why the fuck are you posting your name and address
No.564159
>>564158
>>564156
autistic people dont care that their info is public
No.564160
>>564158
>>564156
lmao fucking newfags
No.564161
>>564155
Enjoy getting swatted lmfao
No.564162
No.564163
> Since you have secured your account with a Steam Guard Mobile Authenticator, all purchases on the Steam Community Market will be discounted until December 16 at 10am PST.
No.564164
>>564155
do you have any actual friends
No.564165
No.564167
and i can meme with you
(and you can meme with me-eeee~!)
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No.564169
>>564168
oh really
you wouldn't be lying to me, would you anon
No.564170
>>564166
What about a kraken body pillow
No.564171
Make Alternia gr8 again!!!!!!!!
No.564172
You can't diss the vris!!!!!!!!
No.564173
We need to perform a cull!!!!!!!!
No.564174
staying in my room all day for weeks on end is fucking with my perception of time
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No.564176
>>564174
you get used to it
helps if you have a few anchors, like mine are arrow wednesday, flash tuesday, the times my gf gets on skype, saturday night is dragon ball super
and i have to know what date it is roughly so i know when dbz dokkan battle events end
No.564177
my french teacher is so cute
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>>564176
how are you alive
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>>564179
because my heart hasnt stopped?
No.564182
>>564176
Is this sustained with complacency or begrudging acceptance
No.564183
grant being found dead in his room in a mummified state consisting of bodily fluids and food
No.564184
here lies pearl
she never scored
No.564185
Jasper and Rose Quartz fusing to form Jasprose
No.564186
when are we going to find a way to replace sleep with an easy and quick alternative
No.564188
>>564187
*in bioshock man voice* wait a minute that couch...
No.564189
>>564186
right now
say the first thing that pops into your head
that thing is now the replacement
No.564190
>>564189
popcorn dogs
no.....
the puppers...
No.564191
No.564192
when will these fucking horned grey aliens stop haunting me and ruining my life
No.564193
>>564191
its.... the sex porn couch
No.564194
>>564187
wanna fug the joey
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>>564186
hyper coffee when
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>>564161
Enjoy facing federal fraud charges.
>>564176
>arrow
Has Ollie lost his arm yet?
>flash
Had The Turtle appeared yet?
No.564198
>>564195
the sex porn couch
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>>564199
sex porn couch
sex porn couch
sex porn couch
sex porn couch
sex porn couch
No.564202
im eating these pizz pringles and they aint that good
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>>564174
>>564176
uncharted realms comes out on wednesday
i haven't bothered to look at the release dates for any of the anime i'm watching
i'm only like watching, two anime this season
No.564205
No.564206
i keep forgetting there are a shit ton of calories in a single tube of pringles
No.564207
my mom got over 20 cups of pudding
no one eats this much pudding
No.564208
im going to shove the pudding up my ass
No.564209
pudding that is also lube
No.564210
and then im going to shove my mom up my ass
No.564211
No.564212
the amount of pudding porn videos i found is making me uncomfortable
No.564213
>>564212
i wonder if anon's mom is planning on getting in on that
No.564214
No.564215
why the f*ck wont she buy real food!!!!
just because you eat nothing but chips all day doesnt mean i want to!!!!
No.564216
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>>564215
go to the supermarket and buy yourself real food
No.564218
>>564217
i need..... the cash
No.564219
only homoboob suckers call it the supermarket and not the grocery store
No.564221
>>564220
is that an irl icedog
No.564223
my back hurts and myh ead hurts
No.564224
No.564225
im on my back and giving head
No.564226
>>564224
i was outside today
its too warm
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No.564230
my dick hurts... from all the sex...
No.564231
No.564232
you know what..... im gonna say it........... channing tatum isnt that attractive
No.564233
No.564234
dont you just hate mondays, katherine
No.564236
ok you know what katherine you dont have to be an asshole. i gave you an entire batch of cookies to bring to the office because i knew your lazy ass wasnt going to bring anything to the party, so dont come over here and act all high and mighty. now im pissed, you fucked up. you better buckle up bitch cause shit is about to get crazy
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No.564239
i want to kiss your face hsg
No.564240
>>564237
errr............ nepbot....? where are youre pants.....?
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>>564239
what about a little lower?
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No.564249
how do i politely let down a girl
its not that i dont think shes nice or something, its just that i don't really haave the time or whatever to start something
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>>564249
tell her about your tiny penis
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>>564252
thats just weird
maybe i should just stop replying
No.564255
>>564252
thats too weird
maybe i should just stop replying
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>>564253
o-ok here I go *gentle smooch*
No.564259
>>564257
your eyes are the size of the moon
No.564260
i wonder if anon passed his driving test
No.564261
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No.564266
i'd be more interested in driving if i didnt live in a city where all the cars are so close together
No.564267
No.564268
No more sexy women. I'm making a unilateral demand of the Internet to stop showing me sexy women and depictions thereof
No.564269
i can drive but whats the point if i can cycle everywhere
No.564270
owning a car is too expensive tbh
No.564271
>>564260
aww, you remembered
but no, i didn't pass
ballsed up the maneuver and got everything else spot on, been kicking myself all day
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>>564271
its cool that you didnt come here and whine about it anon
i like you, and good luck next time
No.564274
>>564273
thank you
just got to spend some lessons really getting this shit down and then i should be fine next time
No.564275
>>564271
when I first took my driving test I successfully parallel parked then backed up into the pole after the fact
No.564276
>>564271
the first time i went to get a license i didnt notice i got on the highway and then ignored a stop sign when i came back off it
No.564277
>>564275
more like parallel parked your ass then backed up into my pole
lmao
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>>564258
now i'm heart-pregnant
i hope you're happy
No.564281
>>564280
you made my lips pregnant too anon
with love
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No.564285
>>564284
>expecting a donut
>disappointed
What's wrong with me
No.564286
>>564284
Where's the goddamn hole
No.564287
why does squeezing my butt feel so good
No.564288
>>564287
do you have a pillowy ass
if not then you're just a weirdo
No.564289
>>564287
butts were made to feel good
No.564290
>>564288
how would i squeeze my butt if it was small
wouldnt it be like squeezing cardboard
No.564291
No.564292
can you anal vore yourself
asking for a friend
No.564293
rev canonically has a fat ass
No.564294
>>564290
i can squeeze my ass but i'm not gay or a fag so it's meh
No.564295
No.564296
i feel like my efforts to firm up my butt have borne fruit slightly
i should have been taking pictures to be sure
No.564297
>took a five hour nap
>still tired
am i dying
No.564298
>>564297
that's not long enough for a lot of REM
you need to get your genuine, bona fide snooze on
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>>564297
i slept for 12 hours last night and was still tired hours after awakening
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>>564301
that's too much snooze
you over-snoozed
you snoozed yourself out
No.564305
if you have no interest in doing stuff with your butt are you concerned about the quality of it
would you work towards a good butt if someone you are interested in liked butts
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>>564305
yes
because although i myself dont care about the butt, in the end theres no downside to having good quality butt
No.564307
*rims you while listening to R.E.M.*
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No.564315
its december why is it so warm
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global warming is not real they said
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>>564284
poor ghost, it can't poop
No.564318
I wish I could be more understandable to others so they can understand what I'm made out of, so people caught up in me can get loose and be what we want.
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No.564320
isnt this such
an epical night
again
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hey b0ss... i hope i don't have a mono...
>>564298
>>564301
i slept last night too though. i'm dying... we're dying... !
No.564430
if saltlick is around, thanks for your tarot readings on my mario shitfic yesterday
know i probably didnt seem that appreciative but it did help motivate me a bit
ima finish this bitch one day
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>>564430
if hes not here somebody say a nigger says thanks some day