No.564324
tfw i know it'll be captain lance and not felicity who dies this season in arrow
No.564325
No.564328
>>564324
also joe
copdads must die
No.564329
aquaman >>> the flash > green arrow
No.564330
>>564329
Hyperion > those other chucklefucks
No.564331
>>564329
the flash could probably instakill aquaman tbh
hes still cool though
No.564332
>>564331
so would superman
does this make him less boring? no
No.564333
i wish comic book characters had actual canonical limitations and power levels instead of it varying as to who is writing
No.564334
No.564335
>>564328
NO MORE DEAD COPS
No.564336
>>564333
continuity? in my comics? non sense
>>564334
i'm saying powerlevel doesn't make you less boring you dumb fuck
No.564337
>>564336
i didnt say anyone was boring you poopface
i think aquaman and the flash are both cool
No.564338
No.564339
 | Rolled 6 (1d20) |
Newwww thread!
No.564342
No.564343
watch yourself laddies, there's libs about
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No.564346
how come the radio in fallout 4 is weighed weird
there's like 2 songs i've heard twice
but every single time i play i hear "THERES A 2 LEGGED ANIMAL RUNNIN ABOUT" like 80 times
No.564347
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>>564346
oh my god i fucking hate that song
pretty sure nv had the best music
No.564351
No.564352
hey guys whats goin o-
*sniff sniff*
wait... is that...
*sniiiiiffff*
the libs...!!
No.564353
No.564354
No.564355
fuck
i buttvomed again
dammit
No.564356
>>564354
Well
He DID hang around with a black bull for what, the whole book?
No.564357
behead those who insult joey
No.564358
No.564359
what if joey has become a sentient entity and is actively working to destroy hussie's life
No.564361
>>564359
hussie probably doesn't need any help with that tbh
No.564362
No.564363
>>564341
I feel bad for bitches what got bad fake titties..
No.564364
No.564365
Not tonight! no. Not tonight.... nooo~
No.564366
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No.564369
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
take nap - 1
study again -2
No.564370
may your gland endure 1000 years
No.564371
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
but i wanna nap
No.564372
>>564371
kek
listen to RNGsus
No.564373
how do i stop buttvomming after every pizz
No.564374
Dear God Dear God Tinkle Tinkle Hoy
No.564375
No.564376
No.564377
When I inform people that Papa John's is the best big pizza delivery chain they look at me funny
No.564378
all delivery chain pizza is same
No.564379
lil ceaser's is the best pizza chain tbh
No.564380
>>564377
papa john's is fighting dominos for last place
>>564378
no
>>564379
no
No.564381
No.564383
>Ezell's Famous Chicken
I don't think so, Ezell.
No.564384
| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>eating chain
No.564385
>>564380
>pizza hut
>better than big papa
atmospheric fucking kek
No.564386
>eszett's famous cock
i don't think so, eszett!
No.564388
eszett single handedly destroying her father's career by posting nudes on a homestuck imageboard
No.564389
No.564390
No.564391
No.564392
i feel the need
the need for weed
No.564393
zwid, unable to take off his underwear because he's too scared of his dick's barking
zwid, the nevernude
No.564394
No.564395
I feel the need for some food
No.564396
>note left on my door saying the fire inspectors were coming by today
>spend a lot of time cleaning up so the place is clean as a whistle
>some nigga just knocks on my door at noon and hands me a fucking fire extinguisher and leaves without ever coming in
die
No.564397
They found no fire and left after giving you a gift. Best day ever.
No.564399
dew, or dew not
there is no try
No.564400
>waifu won't sit on my face
No.564401
So the masked dude in the new star wars is luke, yeah?
Kylo Ren?
No.564402
No.564403
Jar-Jar Binks: [to the Queen] Yousa thinking yousa people ganna die?
No.564404
No.564405
oh boy the firemen are going to be inspecting my room, better make sure this place is spotless!
No.564406
darth darth binks is best thing that ever happen to the franchise
No.564407
>>564402
>>564403
Jar Jar is literally a sith, though.
No.564408
>>564405
The fire department can, in many places, cause you to be evicted if your apartment has continued fire hazards.
No.564409
>>564406
>>564407
The theory is interesting but it's based on things that are obviously interpreted wrong
For fucks sake moving your hands while speaking doesn't mean you're doing a mind trick
No.564410
The fan theory was a lot of fun, especially after I figured the whole saga was put to bed by the RLM reviews.
No.564412
No.564413
i thought you meant like
waifuanon
No.564414
No.564415
No.564416
>>564412
Waifu IS real though
>>564413
>>564414
>>564415
She is very much alive
No.564417
>>564416
i said,
RIPPPPPPPPPPPPP
No.564418
>>564416
why can't you be dead
No.564419
*wwalks into thread*
hi
it's me
eri
No.564420
>>564408
they're not going to evict you for having an unmade bed or dirty dishes, only for shit like you're storing 5 pool tables in your room and have 20 cats. You're a fucking dipshit, Rev.
And evidently they didn't care that much since the affirmative action hired guy just dropped off a fire extinguisher and split. Government workers are lazy as shit.
No.564422
No.564423
>>564417
>>564418
I just don't quit. Perhaps if you were this efficacious in bed you wouldn't be Alpha Cucks
>>564420
If you have anything flammable in certain places, they can have management come do an inspection. If it is a clear and possibly VIOLENT flammable agent, most apartments won't even hesitate
No.564427
>>564426
Is it unbirth or anal vore?
No.564428
>>564423
the only thing violently flammable here is you, you easily-upset flaming homo
No.564429
No.564433
>>564326
That's a cool Elesh Norn. If they go back to the Phyrexians I hope they handle it better than the Eldrazi.
No.564434
>>564431
>USB
>not FireWire
Do you even Apple
No.564435
i can feel the cold winter air on my bare legs
No.564437
>>564435
this except its my cocky-kun
No.564438
>you will never be anal vored by a chubby socialist
No.564439
i always post on the old thread fuck
if saltlick is around, thanks for your tarot readings on my mario shitfic yesterday
know i probably didnt seem that appreciative but it did help motivate me a bit
ima finish this bitch one day
No.564440
>>564437
you can feel your cocky-kun on my bare legs?
No.564441
>>564440
no, i meant instead of "i"
*cock walks out of thread*
No.564442
little did wouter know that i also live in belgium and have been steadily tracking him down
No.564443
No.564444
Is it possible to filter everyone who isnt anon
No.564445
>>564444
YOU CAN'T FILTER ME WHEN I'M YOU
No.564446
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No.564448
>>564443
hang out with our wangs out
No.564449
oh my h*cking god
i competely forgot about the little wire thing that holds the heatsink in place
No.564450
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No.564453
>>564451
dont ring the bell, my sister is asleep
knock on my bedroom window instead
No.564454
>>564452
holy shit, a fellow /b/tard?
No.564455
>>564454
fuck off and die plz
No.564456
>>564455
you are! whats up stupid faggot?
No.564457
Should I get katamari damacy?
>katamari indeterminancy
No.564458
>>564456
no
i'm not
people don't like /b/tards, you are all 14 year olds and stupid
No.564459
>>564457
they're good games
No.564460
>>564459
I have a pc, Xbox, ps2 and PSP.
No.564461
>>564458
oh looks like you're just another sjw bitch
No.564462
No.564463
when did this board get overrun by care bears
No.564464
>>564463
i don't think hsg ever liked /b/
No.564466
sorry for the lack of peri today
No.564467
No.564469
>>564454
>holy shit, a fellow /b/tard?
No.564471
No.564472
>>564464
not just hsg
/co/ never liked /b/
hell, nobody really liked /b/ tbh lad, except maybe /r9k/ and /soc/ iirc
No.564473
this is for you, wesley
we're even
No.564474
>>564472
people who have a weird hateboner for /b/ are worse than anyone from /b/
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No.564480
>>564474
no one has a "weird hateboner" for /b/, it's just no one outside of /b/ has ever actually liked /b/
it's like /pol/ except /pol/ can be funny sometimes
someone here unironically said /b/ was amazing because they had ylyl threads
No.564481
>>564475
Lapisanon if you truly love me will you give me 10 Euros, no questions asked?
No.564483
>>564473
thanks
>>564468
>>564476
if only you two would follow his example
No.564484
the only good boards that are actually funny are /b/ and /wsg/
/wsg/ is basically /b/ anyway
No.564485
>>564481
What do you need 10 euros for bby all you need is me
No.564486
>>564482
I sure wish I could forget
No.564489
>>564486
Betelgeuse was set 100k years after the events of the movie 'Dune'
No.564490
>>564485
I guess you never really loved me
No.564491
>>564490
aren't you american
why would you want euros
No.564492
>TRUMP literally wants to fuck his daughter
Disgusting.
No.564493
>>564491
10 Euros is more than 10 dollars
No.564495
>>564474
"People who don't like interacting with actual diarrhea are worse than actual diarrhea."
- BrokenSpacebar, December 2015
No.564496
>>564492
everybody knows
you can't stumpy the trump's plumpy
No.564497
>>564488
I remember back when I used to read terrible fanfiction RP on MSPAchan without participating someone basically did an entire write-up based around this song with the intent of getting an undead OC Terezi bastardization to fuck off. I'd never seen it before so always associate this video with that as a result
No.564498
>>564497
It was an HSG meme for a little while, that's why I know about it.
No.564500
>>564499
>anybody want a peanut
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No.564502
>>564501
Stop defending kidfuckers.
No.564503
Does anyone have HSE's old 'kanaya bot' thing
No.564504
i don't want a fat communist gf! i want a chubby socialist gf!!!
No.564505
>>564504
what's the difference between fat and chubby
No.564506
>>564504
Chubby girls need big d's spongey...
No.564508
>>564506
no they don't!!! no they don't!!!
>>564505
the amount of rolls
No.564509
>>564507
i want a thicc capitalist gf
No.564510
No.564511
>>564509
but she'll take your money and not work, plus she'll cuck you by outsourcing the sex to some hung indians guys
No.564512
No.564513
>>564511
>not work
that'd make her a communist, sweetheart
No.564514
>>564513
No women belong in the kitchen
No.564515
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
No.564516
No.564517
>>564513
no, that's a shareholder
a qt communist gf would help you overthrow the blue-blooded bourgeoisie and eliminate the class system, the state, and money altogether
No.564518
what if trump smoked weed
No.564519
No.564520
No.564521
ive smoked weed but not irl weed
No.564522
i want a deep sea biblical leviathan gf!
No.564526
>>564517
>blue-blooded
fuck off with your homestuck shit.
And commies don't want to overthrow the state, they want the state to be in control of everything. Don't you know anything? Leftists politically want to consolidate all the power into the hands of the political elite and turn the private sector public, thereby shitting it all up.
It's amazing how many retards here don't know anything about politics. Except me, I help explain with helpfully via my niggerdeath humor styles.
No.564528
>>564525
Vfan the "I'm 9 years old" schtick is wearing thin my friend
No.564530
>>564526
i can't tell if you're serious or trolling
No.564532
>as soon as the words communist and capitalist are posted vfan shows up
something cosmic at work
No.564533
i have a sudden urge to jack off
this is very rare
No.564534
>my friend talked to her for me without telling me what she was going to say
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No.564537
>>564530
that's what makes you a bad poster
No.564539
>>564535
Okra is so good tasting but when you think about it it's a slimy slug with little balls inside
No.564540
No.564542
No.564543
ofc, now that vfan is here, hsg decides to not be dead
No.564544
I don't like how a lot of people here are stupid now. That shouldn't be happening.
No.564547
>>564537
From wikipedia:
>[...] whose ultimate goal is the establishment of the communist society, which is a socioeconomic order structured upon the common ownership of the means of production and the absence of social classes, money, and the state.
No.564548
No.564549
>>564547
Yeah we're talking about communism in the real world-- an authoritarian state with less human rights than the capitalist west, somehow
No.564550
No.564552
commies and fascists want to take away my guns even though im poor and working class
No.564553
>>564549
there has never been communism in the real world, just capitalism and a few tiny socialist states that the cia overthrew before they got too strong
No.564554
>>564504
No, sponge, you *are* the gf
No.564556
>>564552
uhhhh, commies absolutely do *not* want to take your guns away
how are you supposed to violently overthrow the ruling class and bourgeoisie if you don't have guns???
No.564557
>>564556
commies and fascists want to take away my guns even though im poor and working class
No.564559
>>564557
well, i don't want to take away your guns, my man
in fact, i'm rooting for you to get more guns
No.564561
No.564562
>>564559
you're okay i like you
No.564563
>>564555
Um I never said that nigger
No.564564
>>564557
if you repeat over and over it maybe it will be true!
No.564566
grant... nick's ass... get rid of this mess...
No.564567
>>564566
from afar i heard the people cry out. our ancient bond drew me home
No.564568
No.564571
>>564562
*winks communistly at you*
No.564573
>>564568
tastes like foetus...
No.564574
>>564572
whats the context of this
she seems pretty uninterested in participating
No.564575
>>564574
idk, i found it on cuckchan
maybe porn auditions?
No.564576
>>564572
Why the fuck is big tits small ween mcgee doing porn
No.564577
>>564576
im no porn expert but it looks very unprofessional, low quality
i'd guess it's both fairly old (probably not 90s, but maybe early 2000s?) and this dude is some sleezebag who's trying to produce his own porn movies but doesn't have the first clue about it
No.564578
i jacked off and that made it a bit better
this is still weird, i usually don't have that much of an actual sex drive
No.564579
his peepee... its lil....
No.564580
Subliminal messages making innocent people into horny savages, more at 11.
No.564581
>>564428
nice 4/v/ meme, my epic /b/rother
No.564582
>>564416
Israel? ISRAEL???
VFAN GO HOME
No.564583
>>564578
ur hitting puberty
No.564584
No.564585
These dominoes bread bowls taste like fucking shit. I'm sticking with pizza from now on.
No.564586
>tfw no cute chara to kill me
No.564587
thoughts?
makes ya think huh
No.564588
No.564589
petition to make posting zenpencils a bannable offense
No.564590
>>564587
>not drillpencils
no
No.564592
>>564587
i don't think literal brainwashing is the kind of imagery you would want to use for this
No.564593
>>564587
i don't think liberal brainwashing is the kind of imagery you would want to use for this
No.564594
No.564595
>>564592
zenpencils isn't exactly known for being smart
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No.564602
why is ben sexually attracted to kyogre
its just a big fish with fingers
No.564603
No.564604
>>564599
god why does he have one big bag under one eye but not the other
this is giving me a headache
No.564605
ben, all your war stories are fake, you fuckin liar
No.564606
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No.564607
>>564604
My eye bags seem to be the same size. Maybe it's a weird angle or something.
No.564608
>>564606
she looks black
i can't support her
No.564609
now this... this is gonna be epic!
No.564611
>>564609
I thought that was Elesh Norn for a second.
Why're they showing the card back.
No.564612
>>564610
that's obviously me in joey's clothing
No.564613
wanna date that jumbo size spicy big dad
No.564614
Murder my ass with extreme prejudice
No.564615
No.564616
We know his goal is to make America great again.
It's on his hat.
No.564617
>>564582
Who are you trying to quote here
No.564618
No.564619
>>564615
you're right, look at that red SOUL
No.564620
No.564621
>>564619
Frisk's soul was red too.
No.564622
>>564617
who are you trying to quote here
No.564623
>>564613
same but ironically
No.564624
>>564621
frisk didn't have a soul
it was chara
No.564625
No.564626
>>564624
but that's just a theory
a game theory
No.564627
>>564622
The idiot who apparently thinks I was talking about isrrael.
No.564628
blumpkinsmell is shit, fuck off
No.564630
No.564632
>>564624
Chara specifically wants Frisk's soul though.
No.564633
>>564607
Sweet eyes! Here's mine.
No.564634
No.564635
>>564631
thanks this just what i needed to see
No.564636
No.564637
>>564633
That's a girly looking eye
No.564638
No.564639
>>564636
that's literally just your opinion, /b/ro
No.564640
>>564637
look at how well rested it is
probably still in middle school
No.564641
>>564630
plundertail is fucking garbage, leave NOW
No.564642
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No.564643
>>564626
GAME THEORY: CHARA from UNDERTALE is actually the DAUGHTER of HATRED from HATRED???
IT'S JUST A GAME THEORY
No.564644
is phantos a g-g-g-g-g-g
A G-G-G-G-G-G-G
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GIRL!?!?
No.564645
I'm pissed that that dinner was so bad
No.564646
>>564644
epic /a/ meme my man
No.564648
>>564643
>Daughter
>Implying Not Important would ever fuck someone
No.564649
>>564633
>no bags or dark circles
who are these well rested people on hsg
No.564650
is frisk a g-g-g-g-g-g
A G-G-G-G-G-G-G
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GIRL!?!?
No.564651
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No.564653
>>564649
maybe they're actual NEETs
No.564654
No.564655
>>564633
Are you pretty, phantos
No.564656
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No.564660
>>564658
that he's thirsty as hell
No.564661
what if phantos is just a weird anime girl
No.564662
No.564663
i said a bada bing
bada boom
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No.564666
Phantos is an obnoxious little vermilion and I hope his ass gets eaten away from the inside by hiv.
Fuck you phantos you sweaty ghoul
No.564667
consider the implications of this
No.564668
>>564666
> I hope his ass gets eaten
Thats so nice of you
Nobody wishes for my ass to get eaten
No.564669
Ben is an obnoxious little vermilion and I hope his ass gets eaten away from the inside by hiv.
Fuck you ben you sweaty ghoul
No.564670
No.564671
>>564667
cat swallowed an an air horn
No.564673
I meant to say gremlin but it auto corrected to vermilion. And every time I burp I taste shitty Alfredo sauce and get a little mad.
No.564674
No.564675
Alfredo sauce is code for cum
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No.564677
>>564673
no one questioned it i don't think
maybe he IS a sorta peachy red orange, maybe you have insider knowledge
No.564678
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No.564681
No.564682
i hacked the system
nukes imminent
No.564683
can you dig it like a spigot?
No.564684
i hacked the system
cummies imminent
No.564685
No.564687
No.564688
*makes bad decisions*
:-) its fine
No.564690
i thought about that suicidal penguin the other day and got really sad
No.564692
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No.564825
>bsb is the funniest poster in this thread
HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.564829
>>564825
actually it was le me
No.564848