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File: 1449804253676.gif (55.5 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 00893.gif)

 No.564693

 No.564695

me sweppy

beptime now


 No.564696

🔞


 No.564697

File: 1449805897441.png (45.51 KB, 443x562, 443:562, 1449258107385.png)


 No.564698

dude


 No.564699

File: 1449806045497.jpg (483.53 KB, 1617x1095, 539:365, image.jpg)


 No.564700

File: 1449806190531.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.564701

>>564700

werent these pngs before

or were they always jpg


 No.564702

File: 1449806883551.jpg (16.19 KB, 208x154, 104:77, image.jpg)


 No.564703

File: 1449806992919.jpg (36.09 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1449705688674.jpg)


 No.564704

hey baby I got testicle hands

do you want to taste them?


 No.564705

File: 1449807246805.png (172.32 KB, 647x1199, 647:1199, 1437352953220.png)

neeeerd


 No.564706

File: 1449807293986.png (219.94 KB, 1280x1094, 640:547, peridot.png)

pooooop


 No.564707

File: 1449807314020.png (867.58 KB, 1280x1040, 16:13, tumblr_nz35hmRKf81rsb4j1o1….png)


 No.564708

>>564707

cute charas


 No.564709

File: 1449807415759.png (417.35 KB, 600x526, 300:263, 1449080987897.png)


 No.564710

i just got done jerking off for an hour


 No.564711

Nuclear booty


 No.564712

and by jerking off i mean i was sounding myself for 60 whole minutes


 No.564713

>>564707

post more chara gushing over sans


 No.564714

File: 1449808386722.jpg (47.76 KB, 576x1024, 9:16, 144969730963.jpg)


 No.564715

>>564714

is that rape jew


 No.564716

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

huh, i didn't realize tay zonday still did music


 No.564717


 No.564718

File: 1449809790433-0.png (1.38 MB, 1280x815, 256:163, tumblr_nyo8i07hUO1r6xju4o2….png)

File: 1449809790449-1.png (1.17 MB, 1200x713, 1200:713, 1449202256368.png)

File: 1449809790464-2.png (955.3 KB, 800x922, 400:461, 1449079278659.png)

File: 1449809790471-3.png (769.53 KB, 900x548, 225:137, 1449079061662.png)


 No.564719

die ben


 No.564720

File: 1449811202841.png (245.64 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nz4hdwYH9i1r….png)


 No.564721

FUCKING NEWSDATE

Hi again. Hasn't been much to see here in a while, so I figured it was time to stop by. Actually I was planning on giving a more substantive update on the progress with both Homestuck and Hiveswap around the end of the year. I'm working on both at the same time right now, so it's keeping me very busy. But progress is going well for both. I'll probably be in a better position to say when Homestuck will update by the end of the year. I'll also have a better collection of materials to show for a Hiveswap update by then too. Progress on the game has been looking great. I've just been very focused on getting work done, so I haven't really had much time to organize a meaningful update. Check back in a few weeks though, and there should be something to see. Thanks for the patience!


 No.564722

>Progress on the game has been looking great.


 No.564723

Hussie has probably developed an eating disorder from this whole ordeal


 No.564724

at least he didn't say "whoops out of money"

although there was that blatant advertising at the end, maybe he's trying to keep it subtle


 No.564725

>>564722

it's looking so great we have to wait a few weeks to see it

what's the betting they're frantically throwing stuff together to show by the end of the year


 No.564726

>>564721

>Wow it's fucking nothing, but (please) come back later and it probably won't be!

This comic's entire content has become hiatuses, news updates about hiatuses, and a series of estimates about when those hiatuses will stop being a thing to keep people hopeful. I don't know why he's still bothering to write all this out when probably no more than ten people care anymore.


 No.564727

>>564724

He usually posts about new shit in the store.


 No.564728

check back in a few weeks... okay... haha...... lol.........


 No.564729

>>564727

yes, but i need to fuel my conspiracy theories with *something*, and this is all we've got


 No.564730

File: 1449813594796.jpg (239.72 KB, 919x856, 919:856, roxykittenposting.jpg)


 No.564731

seven gids


 No.564732

>>564730

god help those kids


 No.564733

thanks GOD roxykittenposters are actual 4-years old catgirls and not grown-ass men


 No.564734

>>564730

WHO THE HELL JUST PUTS A KNEE IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR NAME


 No.564735

stefonknee me lol...


 No.564736

why the heck am i not tired at all!!!


 No.564737

File: 1449814849447.gif (655.11 KB, 320x220, 16:11, tumblr_inline_ne5se0RECM1s….gif)

>>564721

>Not nothing, but something.


 No.564738

cha

ra


 No.564739

File: 1449814987044.png (406.51 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1449623090073.png)

you know I can't be here to post Chara all the time


 No.564740

>>564739

better make it none of the time


 No.564741

>>564733

roxykitten is 3 years old


 No.564742

File: 1449815092519.jpg (44.81 KB, 500x501, 500:501, 1403300687064.jpg)

Charanon is pretty sweet, in my book.


 No.564743

die ben


 No.564744

>>564743

how goes the dbz mobage


 No.564745

this fan is pointing directly at me but it doesnt feel like anything D:<


 No.564746

>>564744

about to rank up so my stamina refills

cooler ends in 1.5 hours, i've gotten him to drop 3 times

and when cooler ends it goes down for 2 hours then comes back to GREAT SAIYAMAN event, probably

which i wont be able to finish because i wont be at my pc one of the days and its a new mission every day


 No.564747

>>564746

I thought this was mobile


 No.564748

File: 1449815789456.png (776.4 KB, 1280x1101, 1280:1101, 1449467879130.png)


 No.564749

>>564747

i emulate android version because my ipod touch is so old it's stuck on like, ios 5


 No.564750

Sounds like it's time to get you some new gear, boss.


 No.564751

>>564749

do you not have a phone upgrade thing


 No.564752

File: 1449815906413.jpg (444.49 KB, 600x700, 6:7, 1449487490786.jpg)


 No.564753

>>564751

my phone is a cheap 30$ chinese made piece of shit

i don't like having nice things


 No.564754

File: 1449816008372.png (398.67 KB, 500x355, 100:71, tumblr_nbt70zWq2X1td3k3fo1….png)

Boss, you should have nice things in your life.


 No.564755

>>564754

the only nice thing i need is my gf


 No.564756

tbh though i'd rather fuck a squid


 No.564757

File: 1449816165941.jpg (34.05 KB, 300x465, 20:31, 1449260405214.jpg)

>>564753

My old phone was a crummy $20 off-model thing and ran everything fine.

Also I could just upload my Chara folder.


 No.564758

>>564756

im gonna choke you out, bitch


 No.564759

i love my gf lol


 No.564760

My favorite cellphone so far has been the Palm Pixie, it was small and cute, and didn't cost much.

How do we accept boss-man having shitty times?


 No.564761

>>564758

fuck off impostor

your ass is banned


 No.564762

File: 1449816484984.png (531.68 KB, 620x763, 620:763, K2sUHK3.png)


 No.564763

if im writing a text message while i get a text message my phone freezes

the back falls off and exposes the battery constantly


 No.564764

File: 1449816531333-0.jpg (164.7 KB, 940x529, 940:529, image.jpg)

File: 1449816531352-1.jpg (179.52 KB, 674x1024, 337:512, image.jpg)


 No.564765

File: 1449816568697.png (464.43 KB, 677x828, 677:828, tumblr_nykobd7t2r1uxo3fdo1….png)


 No.564766

File: 1449816602272.jpg (55.04 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1290670437293.jpg)

>>564763

You make me sad, boss man.


 No.564767

>>564763

your posts are really phoning it in


 No.564768

>>564766

i have one friend what the fuck am i gonna do with an expensive phone


 No.564769


 No.564770

morning, sluts


 No.564771

>>564770

it's like 1 am


 No.564772

File: 1449817041767.png (14 KB, 600x800, 3:4, 1445868658023.png)


 No.564773


 No.564774

>>564768

Play sweet games, not worry about battery ass showing and stuff like that... I dunno, fuck the phone, it sounds like you're zen with the situation. I just think you could use a better outlook, like learn to treat yo'self.


 No.564775

File: 1449817112764.png (368.37 KB, 547x919, 547:919, tumblr_nyt1yyOKeD1uxo3fdo1….png)

>>564772

Don't turn Chara into a demon.

If they are already a demon though you can comfort them.


 No.564776

File: 1449817448672.png (1.21 MB, 1280x896, 10:7, 1445930904490.png)

cha~ra


 No.564777

>>564776

Oh I didn't have this one thanks.


 No.564778

I wish Homestuck still had an active fandom, it's the only piece of media I like enough to want to do fannish things for


 No.564779

File: 1449818232366.jpg (57.16 KB, 289x440, 289:440, 1446099621358.jpg)

cha~


 No.564780

>>564778

you're fucking sad dude


 No.564781

File: 1449818381776.png (2.22 MB, 1600x2467, 1600:2467, Shirt hug colored.png)


 No.564782

File: 1449818773012.png (22.42 KB, 755x546, 755:546, 1447584270155.png)

ra~


 No.564783

File: 1449818840705.png (486.41 KB, 999x1095, 333:365, You felt your sins crawlin….png)


 No.564784

why this


 No.564785

File: 1449818998270.jpg (179.04 KB, 600x811, 600:811, 1449299972682.jpg)

>>564784

why not


 No.564786

why who


 No.564787

>>564784

blame ben


 No.564788

File: 1449819081296.png (442.37 KB, 840x701, 840:701, 1449626743053.png)

>>564787

i'm going to bed in a bit and it's like 4 am for lapis i think


 No.564789

Brokenspacebar calling other people sad is ironic because he is one of the saddest people here


 No.564790

fuck me how do i tell this girl i dont really want to talk to her anymore without being a dick

my current plan is to just ignore her


 No.564791

>>564790

You've gotta fuck her.


 No.564792

>>564790

I mentioned magic once in /utg/ and this guy added me.

He's never played undertale and only wants to talk to me about magic.

I really don't care about anything he has to say 95% of the time but he shows me leaks before I would otherwise see them so that's a plus I guess.


 No.564793

>>564790

ask for mouthpics


 No.564794

>>564793

im not some kind of sex pest


 No.564795

>>564780

be nice to saltlick... they're my nigga now...


 No.564796

>>564794

get

in

there


 No.564797

>>564790

why don't you want to talk to her anymore


 No.564798

>>564797

i dont know, it's weird and i have a lot of other stuff on my mind rn


 No.564799

>>564798

Would you be open to talking to her again someday? If so, that's an easy way to soften the blow. The only way to do it that isn't dickish is to be straightforward: you're under some stress, and some of it's coming from talking to this girl, and you'd rather not talk to her [anymore]/[for the foreseeable future]/[until such a time as you're less stressed out], depending on how you feel about talking to her in the future


 No.564800

tbh how could you even think about not wanting to be around girls??

I don't get this joke.


 No.564801

girls tbh


 No.564802

>>564799

well i was planning to just say that it's kind of hard for us to meet irl since i always have shit to do in the week and the weekend is usually short visits to ,y parents

does that maybe sounds like a lame excuse?


 No.564803

I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna fuck a girl one day.

haha, just kidding.


 No.564804

i just dropped a metric ton of spaghetti on her, it will have to do


 No.564805

>>564803

this but unironically


 No.564806

>>564803

this but ironically :P


 No.564807

>>564804

best of luck


 No.564808

too many trips..............


 No.564809

>>564808

EEEEK

an ANON


 No.564810

>>564808

i dont even have my trip on


 No.564811

File: 1449820407207.jpg (5.68 KB, 140x140, 1:1, 303_s.jpg)

>>564804

sorry for distracting from your nightly fix of nothing being posted or terrible posts being posted sweetheart


 No.564812

fucking a girl is ok, ive done it before


 No.564813

>>564812

how would you rate the experiences you've had with fucking boys?


 No.564814

>>564812

hahahahahahahahahahahaha


 No.564815

File: 1449820708922.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.564817

File: 1449821338987.gif (452.08 KB, 592x680, 74:85, tumblr_n90jyodI5p1tqbhhmo1….gif)

noice again


 No.564818

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.564819

File: 1449821519631.jpg (39.33 KB, 640x475, 128:95, 139303112897.jpg)


 No.564820


 No.564821

File: 1449822919867.png (288.58 KB, 500x485, 100:97, 1448862144900.png)

sleep tight, hsg.


 No.564822

cum filtration device


 No.564823

File: 1449823024697.jpg (16.67 KB, 208x156, 4:3, Bonifacius_I.jpg)


 No.564824

>>564822

your face


 No.564826

go fuck yourself AE


 No.564827

>>564826

what did the crossie do


 No.564828

>>564801

It was said that you would destroy the monosexuals, not join them


 No.564830


 No.564831

how do i learn how to draw with a mouse


 No.564832

>>564828

eat my farts lol


 No.564833

>>564831

you do it a bunch

at some point, presumably, you either pony up the cash for a tablet or you draw on paper and scan the drawings, which should work out pretty well if there's no subtlety in the values and no color

why do you want to draw with a mouse? I tried for many years, you can do it but it's really not fun


 No.564834

I'm so braindead rn help me sleep


 No.564835

>>564833

i want to make my webcomic

i have a story that must be told


 No.564836

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.564837

i was gonna cycle to aldi to buy a kerststol but its raining :(


 No.564838

And you can't and you can't see the wind in the trees

And you can't and you can't see the wind in the leaves

And you can't and you can't see the weight in the dark

And you can't and you can't see the weight in the heart


 No.564839

>>564835

nobody wants to read your gross self-insert fetish comic


 No.564840

File: 1449828303771.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)


 No.564841

>>564838

and you cant and you cant see my dick in your mum LOL


 No.564842

(its too small)


 No.564843

lowkey wanna die rn


 No.564844

>>564843

lets make a suicide pact


 No.564845

oh no a boner


 No.564846

it went away again


 No.564847

File: 1449831782605.webm (1.79 MB, 854x480, 427:240, 1449798662501.webm)

POLAND YES


 No.564849

>>564847

I want a polandball version


 No.564850


 No.564851

>>564847

>human garbage that does not want to work

wow......this seems.......so familiar..........


 No.564852

>>564851

yeah

sounds like communists


 No.564853

>>564851

yeah

sounds like jews


 No.564854

The irony of the two posts I am responding to is that they know I am right.

>>564852

It sounds like white nationalist keyboard warrior neet internet nerds actually

>>564853

It sounds like white nationalist keyboard warrior neet internet nerds actually


 No.564855

>>564854

It sounds more like you tbh smh fam


 No.564858

>>564856

lad, that was my first reply to you.


 No.564860

>>564859

I care


 No.564861

>>564860

that was a mistake


 No.564862

>>564861

you were a mistake


 No.564863

hsg was a mistake


 No.564865

homestuck was a mistake - A. Hussie.


 No.564866

>>564864

go to bed stupid cunt


 No.564868

i wanna fug speed of sound sonic


 No.564869

hsg a moth startled me and i ended killin it

:( i thought it was a roach

i'm a murderer


 No.564870


 No.564871

>>564864

*pulls out gun*

sleep forever... or else...


 No.564872

>>564869

welcome to hell


 No.564873

File: 1449835269335.png (124.65 KB, 540x453, 180:151, 1428373618875.png)


 No.564874

File: 1449835393234.png (2.56 KB, 148x95, 148:95, sleepy kitten.png)

*snooz*


 No.564876

"vfan was a mistake" - vfan's parents


 No.564878

>>564875

what a cunty response


 No.564880

File: 1449835817467.jpg (27.91 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1.0x0.jpg)

a f2p battletech game came out yesterday


 No.564881

"homestuck was a mistake"

-- octopimp 2015


 No.564882

>>564880

Yeah mechwarrior online right

I was think checking it out but theres so much to play and do this weekend


 No.564883

>>564879

Actually you're being the cunt my bro I just needed some sleep advice and here you are telling me that I'm being rude for pointing out the recycle of insults going on here.


 No.564884

>>564882

i have absolutely nothing else to play this weekend until i get insurgency so it's all good

i was looking for a game to play besides vtmb anyway


 No.564886

what a dumb bitch


 No.564887

"xlr doesn't make good posts"

-t. me, 12/11/2015, past my bed time


 No.564888

File: 1449836456909.jpg (113.95 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_nejpihsawy1qzgamco3….jpg)

>>564886

You're just rude tbh.


 No.564889

i hate New Year's Eve so fucking much


 No.564890

>>564889

It's a ways away :3


 No.564891

does phantos still post here

>>564838

will you ever stop being basic


 No.564892

>>564889

yeah its my least favorite eevolution


 No.564893

am i allergic to question marks


 No.564894

>>564888

i wasn't talking to you.........


 No.564895

*squirts*


 No.564896


 No.564897

File: 1449836657906.png (902.03 KB, 1900x2700, 19:27, be1ff9d7d416fa37eaa5393a4d….png)

>>564891

I'm a complicated psychopath then

I'm basic now

Chose you fucking retard


 No.564898

vaporeon best eeveelution tbh


 No.564899

>>564889

>you'll never get to kiss a qt as the ball drops


 No.564900

>>564899

that much is obvious xlr lol


 No.564901

>>564897

you're a basic psychopath


 No.564902

>>564901

This basic psychopath got more friends than u lol


 No.564903

>>564885

ok


 No.564904

>>564897

you can be both honey

and psychopaths arent complicated what you're doing is obvious to anyone who isn't ill


 No.564905

>>564902

i don't think so


 No.564906

>>564899

>getting kiss that makes you hit puberty


 No.564907

apparently phantos has 10 posts in this thread

im dumb


 No.564908

i have an appointment with my internship later

this is gonna be great


 No.564909

>>564906

the megakiss


 No.564910

>>564907

what else is new


 No.564911

>>564904

ok

So what I'm doing is obvious but you're behind twelve different layers of irony in order to ruse people here.........why.

There's not even an emotional need for you to do this, there's no place you're coming from, you're empty and shallow and everyone who isn't ill can see it.

Who exactly is ill here?


 No.564912

File: 1449836926832.png (5.59 KB, 264x273, 88:91, 1445451234322-homosuck.png)

why is hsg only active when vfan is around?

do you guys have a cruuuuuuuuuuuush on her?


 No.564913

>>564905

I do ^_^


 No.564914


 No.564915

>>564912

what's up with your filenames


 No.564916

>>564912

i ship hsg ♠︎ vfan


 No.564917

>>564914

Wouter.......I...


 No.564918


 No.564919

>>564916

I ship you to Tanzania away from this board.


 No.564920

>>564915

thats how the overchan android app saves them

ive seen at least 1 other anon posting similarly named images


 No.564921

>>564898

This, vaporeon is the best

>>564912

I rarely replay to her fam

People should get a crush on me


 No.564922

>>564917

i didnt want you to find out this way im sorry


 No.564923

>>564911

i do things for my own amusement

we're all ill

>>564910

seemingly nothing


 No.564924

>>564918

I am a cool cat.


 No.564925

>>564916

>>564917

>>564921

>>564922

>>564923

too many bad posters at once. one of you must leave


 No.564926

>>564923

Lmfao dude you're trying to emulate me and it just comes off as shallow and pathetic.

Stop posting here, nobody wants you here.


 No.564927

>>564925

me

pick me


 No.564928

>>564925

ill leave

i have to be at my internship in less than half an hour anyway


 No.564929

>>564925

how about you


 No.564930

>>564925

you can just go ,':^)


 No.564931

>>564925

Yeah. You.

Go.


 No.564932

>>564926

if i were trying to emulate you id sound a lot more retarded rn


 No.564933

honestly vfan is unremarkable it says a lot about you that shes the only thing you talk about

alright im out l8r niggers


 No.564934

>>564933

later bae


 No.564935

>>564932

Is that why you warn my friend vris about how I'm a psychopath even though I've never ever fucking talked to you much, and you admit having a crush on me and being obsessed with me but not really for the sake of irony.

Get a fucking job dude I'm sure they exist in Palestine.


 No.564936

*vomits*


 No.564937

>>564912

I have a crush on Aradia


 No.564938

>>564933

Bye, you'll always be my bitch.


 No.564939

"I was a mistake" - myself


 No.564940


 No.564941


 No.564942

her voice makes my ears bleed


 No.564943

oh i almost forgot my court mandated return after saying ill leave

>>564935

you're not cute


 No.564944

>>564941

who the fuck would have a crush on you


 No.564945


 No.564946


 No.564947

>>564943

You're right, I'm not cute.


 No.564948

>>564946

theres no use in denying it anon, everyone can see through you


 No.564949

just fuck already


 No.564950

>>564947

What friends did you really have? What connections did you really make? What loves were ACTUALLY real? People didn't know you - thy knew a facade. A shadow. An echo. You wore a costume and played a character but you never stopped, and that empty, carefully crafted shell was all that anyone ever liked. The real you on the inside never made it out. You are alone. You are nothing. All in the name of your almighty irony


 No.564951

>>564948

you're annoying and probably ugly


 No.564952

>>564950

#me #relatable


 No.564953

would you attend the hsg hate-orgy?

be honest


 No.564954

File: 1449838206287.jpg (41.24 KB, 500x281, 500:281, image.jpg)

Morning uggos


 No.564955

>>564951

yes bby talk dirty to me


 No.564956

>>564953

no

2many dicks


 No.564957

alright guys, its time for our union-approved 15 minute break

feel free to take a break from posting on hsg for the next 15 minutes unless you live in a right-to-work state, in which case i'm sorry for your loss


 No.564958

>>564953

yes, and then kill everyone inside


 No.564959

*hate fucks you in the hate orgy*

*you get hate pregnant and produce hate babies*

*i promise to hate love you forever and we live hate happily until we both die at ha80*


 No.564960

>>564954

>saving thumbnails

>le epic tumblr posts

sure is cancer in here


 No.564961

>>564959

Why would anyone want to retire to Haiti


 No.564962

>>564960

guessing thats adonis


 No.564963

>>564961

the black people


 No.564964

File: 1449838367044.jpg (104.83 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, image.jpg)

>>564960

Bite me fag


 No.564965

>>564954

Morning darling


 No.564966

i want to die in a pile of black dicks

just get smothered to death

and you can leave me there

bury me in black dicks


 No.564967

part 4 anime start when


 No.564968

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20151207/17164733016/congressional-rep-plans-commission-to-force-silicon-valley-to-undermine-encryption.shtml

yet another politician wants to force tech companies to make their encryption with a backdoor that only "the good guys" can use

what a fucking idiot


 No.564969

>>564962

yeah it's posted from an iphone too


 No.564970

>>564968

Well, what's the problem? You don't have anything to hide, do you?


 No.564971

>>564965

>no tilde

You really do hate me


 No.564972

>>564970

only 54.2 gigs of anime tiddies

i'm pretty sure there's no loli in there, but with anime it can sometimes be hard to tell


 No.564973

>>564971

fuck off cletus


 No.564974

the innocent have nothing to fear


 No.564976

Update

I have Insurgency


 No.564977

>>564974

-sincerely, a 3 letter agency


 No.564978

>>564973

*fucks on*


 No.564979

>>564977

... hsg?


 No.564980

>>564979

Homeland Security General


 No.564981

of course, after vfan leaves, hsg slows to a crawl

you guys totally have a crush on her, don't you


 No.564982

>>564981

stop projecting bud


 No.564983

do you think nsa keeps logs of all shitposts everywhere


 No.564984

>>564982

not projecting, only observing

when she was posting 20 minutes ago, the post rate was somewhere near a post every 20 seconds

now it's like a post every 1.5 minutes

this has been happening more frequently recently

there's no shame in being a lonely neet and craving female attention, anon, you don't have to be all tsun-tsun


 No.564985

>>564984

but you're not gone, you're right here


 No.564986

>>564984

you're the one who keeps bringing her up after she already left


 No.564987

>>564983

not only that, I think the nsa trains a chatbot AI on shitposts so it can have an astroturfing spammer that sounds authentic


 No.564988

>>564985

yes because i'm not vying for her attention

>>564986

is that what it means when i talk about somebody's effect on a population? why so defensive my man?


 No.564989

AAAUGH


 No.564990

>>564929

>>564930

>>564931

epic /b/ meme.

we are legion.


 No.564991

>>564988

why so defensive my man?


 No.564992


 No.564993

>>564990

You're ruining my brand hon


 No.564994

>>564993

you don't have a brand, jew


 No.564995

up until now, i've only been using a fraction of my real cocky-kun!


 No.564996

File: 1449841227310.png (54.4 KB, 184x184, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.564997

john eagerly lapped up the hot, salty mancream leaking from his best friend's fuckstick


 No.564998

>>564988

brah

youre analyzing conversational activity based on vfans presence

tbh that sounds like a point you should consider getting some help


 No.564999

File: 1449841392839.jpg (106.35 KB, 794x960, 397:480, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)

me getting sick


 No.565000

i don't wanna go to work...


 No.565001

>>564999

You were always sick, scatfag


 No.565002


 No.565003

dashing through the ass

in a one horse open ass


 No.565004

ganbatte hsg-kun


 No.565005

>>564996

>>565002

how the fuck did I forget the image?


 No.565006

>>565003

O'er the fields of ass

Assing all the way


 No.565007

hello

im bill dollear


 No.565008

File: 1449842209825.png (5.89 MB, 2697x2705, 2697:2705, ClipboardImage.png)

>>564996

>>565005

>>565002

looks like it the website's fault


 No.565009

>>564950

this post sounded smart in your head but it's really shallow and stupid tbh.


 No.565010

>cleaned the living room earlier this week because it was so messy

>today mom complains about how messy the living room is

>she's been doing nothing but piling garbage and clothes where i cleaned

i scream


 No.565011

>>565008

you have no one to blame bu yourself


 No.565012

>>565011

this type looks like it the website's fault


 No.565013

>>564950

But to answer your question.

The ones I made along the way :)


 No.565014

>>565012

this typo also looks like it the website's fault


 No.565015

tbh I am being exaggerated

but this is pretty much my real life personality, it's always been that way? It's a bit more dripping in sarcasm and sardonicism you can't really tell, but I've always been me.

I am not in fact a carefully crafted nerd destroyer for irony, but I do destroy nerds.


 No.565016

9/11 was the website's fault


 No.565017

9/11 was the original site of the moon landing


 No.565018

what if persona 4 but with your shitposts


 No.565019

>>565000

me either fam

the only way we will defeat shitty work is by overthrowing the capitalist pigs who own the means of production, and by extension the economy


 No.565020

>>565018

i would absolutely play this, my man


 No.565021

what if my life but good


 No.565022

hey you twat

stop looking at me

ill shit on your face

and piss in your tea


 No.565023

what if persona 4 but good


 No.565024

>>565022

no gristmas present for you


 No.565025

>>565015

>implying you destroy anything except your lungs

vfan....


 No.565026

what an interesting thing i can cook with salmon


 No.565027

File: 1449843637353.png (724.12 KB, 1280x851, 1280:851, ClipboardImage.png)

i dont understand

why would you want this for a gas impingement operated gun

why


 No.565028

>>565023

say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens


 No.565029

>>565026

human fingers


 No.565030


 No.565031

>>565027

direct impingement i mean

why would you want the inside of your rifle open to dirt and contaminants


 No.565032

chara


 No.565033

>>565031

also, wouldn't that let the accelerant out and the bullet wouldn't go very fast or far?


 No.565034

>>565033

the bullet is in the chamber already, so no i don't think so

but when you shoot you'd probably get shit from the direct impingement system flung all over you


 No.565035

like, it looks cool I guess but in practice it's fucking retarded


 No.565036

>>565032

cease and desist


 No.565037

epic


 No.565038

>>565035

whoa dude, ret*rded is a slur


 No.565039


 No.565040


 No.565041

Toxic masculinity


 No.565042

>>565025

You're right.

I create joy and happiness :3


 No.565043

every time vfan posts a new peridot is born


 No.565044

File: 1449844490880.png (42.58 KB, 140x170, 14:17, 1367943995384.png)


 No.565045

>>565042

sure you do :::;)


 No.565046

God damn the shit I just took was enormous. It hurt, but also it felt really satisfying.


 No.565047

Dreams logged: 1 (133)

Images saved: 2 (2)


 No.565048

>>565046

that's what birth is like, but more intense


 No.565049

seeing someone give birth is more likely to make someone puke than seeing someone take a shit


 No.565050

File: 1449845832491.jpg (81.18 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_mv3htzOhGQ1qzgamco1….jpg)


 No.565051

>>565049

it doesn't help birth often involves poop


 No.565052

File: 1449846240904.png (4.42 KB, 299x223, 299:223, 1328748455175.png)


 No.565053

>>565052

me on the left

about to get fucked hard

and not in a good way


 No.565054

HSG, quick, make interesting posts- I'm falling asleep!


 No.565055

>>565054

did you ever think about what happens when two hermaphrodites mate? what sex is the child going to be? are they going to be hermaphroditic too?

could we breed a race of manwomen?


 No.565056

Bung


 No.565057

File: 1449846943309.png (175.59 KB, 700x800, 7:8, e591c1189b2047b3b56408349c….png)


 No.565058

>>565055

depends on the specific intersex conditions of the parents! they'd have to have certain kinds of chromosomal abnormalities before you'd start to get unusual chromosomal sexes as a regular part of the offspring's distribution, and such conditions often lead to sterility. It'd be effort-intensive to establish a breeding population large and genetically diverse enough to be self-sustaining, but I suppose it's just barely possible.


 No.565059

>>565055

uuuuuuuuh


 No.565060

why are kids so ruthless and mean in middle school


 No.565061

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.565062

>>565058

yeah but like

what if you could breed out all the man features


 No.565063

>>565061

i like it


 No.565064

>>565061

fuck me


 No.565065

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.565066

File: 1449848853341.png (539.91 KB, 730x764, 365:382, ClipboardImage.png)

dam... its true


 No.565067

>>565066

this is why we need meninism


 No.565068

>>565066

i wonder how hard does this triggers manlets


 No.565069

>>565066

i wonder how hard does this triggers AE


 No.565070

>>565066

you know what this means

we need to breed most women to be smaller than 5 feet so all men seem tall


 No.565071

File: 1449850074736.png (586.25 KB, 1280x1191, 1280:1191, 1388382404842.png)


 No.565072

>>565070

or

we just breed small men out of existence

shorty


 No.565073

>tfw 6'1"

>tfw most people are shorter than you

>tfw no dom


 No.565074

>>565072

what about.... both?

6 ½ foot men, and 4 foot women


 No.565075

>>565074

no man

i need my amazons


 No.565076

i have 2 hours until my next class and im bored af

what do i doooo


 No.565077

>>565075

that's what trannies are for ;^)


 No.565078

>>565077

geyyyy.....


 No.565079

File: 1449851078929.png (8.22 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.565080

>>565076

put stuff up your butt


 No.565081

come on joey, just smoke a weed

just one weed


 No.565082

File: 1449851241602.png (13.76 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.565083

>>565082

your o is a butt


 No.565084

🔞 here i go!

🔞 💉


 No.565085

File: 1449851412429.jpg (152.63 KB, 800x837, 800:837, 1325620692673.jpg)


 No.565086

>>565079

dude your picture kinda looks like a dick ejaculating the word "lmao" lmao


 No.565087

File: 1449851789373.png (49.98 KB, 470x250, 47:25, Oekaki.png)

Joey gives in to peer pressure... but at what cost?


 No.565088

>>565087

being dank


 No.565089

farty-cums


 No.565090

>>565087

my boner


 No.565091

i like cooking but sometimes i just

want to eat without putting in effort


 No.565092

File: 1449852294242.png (20.95 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.565093

joey.............


 No.565094

>>565092

will joey share?


 No.565095

>loses all respect for a character because a piece of fanart depicts her doing drugs

i.... am the ultimate straight-edge!


 No.565096

joey getting stoned

stoned to DEATH!!!


 No.565097

File: 1449852749224.png (25.06 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)


 No.565098

File: 1449852804108.png (47.6 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1401328191069.png)


 No.565100

does anybody else smell their own arm hair?

i do it all the time: it smells like head hair, but fainter


 No.565101

>>565097

then joey becomes the leader of the aryan brotherhood


 No.565102

I recognize at least three different joeyanons

One who draws the smiling Joey, one who seems to draw mostly Joeydot and the footfag skypenig


 No.565103

File: 1449853179680.png (89.9 KB, 640x860, 32:43, tavrosrapping.png)

hahaha fuck how do I fix Tavros's right arm, hardmode: I really don't wanna redraw his hand, the whole exercise was to place the hands and then draw the body to make it make sense


 No.565104

i 9am i chance to wake

to crownless king, my way i'll make

but not for hash, or sweet flat bread

i want the burg! give me instead


 No.565105

>>565100

just gave mine a whiff

just smells a little bit like soap fam


 No.565106


 No.565107

>>565106

you're not even half the woman Joey is


 No.565108

>>565103

the forearm seems too long

plus the gap between the middle and index finger is too big if the fingers are posed like that


 No.565109

>>565104

#relatable and #beautiful, my family member


 No.565110

>>565107

I'm the woman andrew hussie based joey off of actually. You're speaking to a living legend, watch your tone.


 No.565111

>>565105

how long ago did you shower? you might gotta wait

maybe not wash your forearms tomorrow, it is a good smell if you like hairsmell


 No.565112

>>565108

those things are all true, fuck. I was asking about the arm on Tavros's right and the viewer's left, but now I gotta fix both arms. THANKS ANON.

unironic thanks anon, my eyes are kinda bleary and I'd convinced myself that the left arm was okay, but it's def not


 No.565113

>>565106

stop smoking pot

its bad for you


 No.565114

>>565113

she should drop the cigarettes first


 No.565115

>>565113

Don't worry

I smoke cigarettes. It's perfectly legal and healthy.


 No.565116

File: 1449853892968.jpg (90.04 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_noyx9a1DU21qzgamco2….jpg)

>>565114

Here's the thing.

No.


 No.565117

Surrender Yourself To The Kanaya Collective


 No.565118

>>565112

oh lol

actually, his right arm looks better than his left tbh lad. maybe the sleeve should be a little more foreshortened, and move the elbow line closer to the shoulder since the forearm muscle should be obscuring the elbow and some of the bicep but the hand doesn't look too bad

the only thing I would change about the hand would be to move the knuckle lines to be more of a contour of the knuckles, but the current way works with your style


 No.565119

manlet me Le lol


 No.565120

>>565119

how smol are u


 No.565121

Sponge's erect two inch dick


 No.565122

Worship Kanaya

Love Kanaya


 No.565123

Buy Kanaya Tickets For The New Star Wars Movie In Advance


 No.565124

Pay Off Kanayas Student Loan


 No.565125

File: 1449854314767-0.png (91.81 KB, 640x860, 32:43, tavrosrappingv2.png)

File: 1449854314768-1.png (89.9 KB, 640x860, 32:43, tavrosrapping.png)

>>565118

I monkeyed with the elbow a bit and tried to fix the left arm according to your advice, but before you made this comment. Does this look better? The first pic is the changed one and the second one's the old version for easy comparison


 No.565126

>>565120

>5' 11.5"

LORD of the manlets... le...


 No.565127

Give In To Kanaya


 No.565128

>>565115

>perfectly healthy

roflmao

plus how are you supposed to revolt against the slave-master establishment when you are completely blissed out & hallucinating on crystal fucking weed


 No.565129

im not tall but everyone around me is short


 No.565130

New Kanaya Food Additive

It Will Make You Tall


 No.565131

I never really wanted to be taller, I just wish there were more men shorter than me because imo most men would be cuter if you took about six inches off their height. it's actually a problem when I wear heels that everyone looks more attractive because I think they're shorter, instead of me being higher up


 No.565132

a sponge so smol u put he in you pocket


 No.565133

File: 1449854667418.png (4.46 KB, 183x217, 183:217, 1369742945096.png)


 No.565134

>>565128

what's crystal fucking weed


 No.565135

File: 1449854775714.jpg (46.33 KB, 722x349, 722:349, 1445808046558.jpg)

>spend all my dragon stones trying to get videl or gohan from the event

>get fucked and get absolute training fodder trash pulls


 No.565136

Hi guys it's me.

crystal wweed eri


 No.565137

manlets are decidedly unepic


 No.565138

>>565134

its an MLG meme

its like crystal meth, but with weed instead of meth


 No.565139

>>565135

Last Christmas I spent $60 trying to get Hathor.


 No.565140

>>565139

the stupid cow comic lady /co/ hates???


 No.565141

>>565125

yeah, it looks better

i was gonna try and find a reference image, but i'm on mobile and have poor signal


 No.565142

>>565138

that sounds like a dumb joke


 No.565143

File: 1449855042042.png (404.61 KB, 640x383, 640:383, ClipboardImage.png)

>>565140

I actually didn't spend all $60 trying to get her, it was more like $35, then I spent the other $25 on the Christmas gacha. That had better results, but still nothing that good.


 No.565144

>>565143

pretend i posted the a wyatt mann comic where the white guy is dead on his stomach with a knife in his back and its like "serves him right for trusting a jew" but instead of a jew its "gatcha games"


 No.565145

>>565141

alright, cool. I appreciate the thought about the ref image, no stress. I'm bad at using references- I rely on them too heavily for every detail and it turns into a copying exercise- but I'm worse at finding them, hahaha. thanks for your help- I needed a fresher pair of eyes.


 No.565146

>>565144

You're literally playing a gacha game too.


 No.565147

>>565142

your intuition is correct


 No.565148

>>565146

i know

it applies to me too


 No.565149

how do we get le fuck rid of those who would buy exploitative dlc

dlcnigs, if you will


 No.565151

tbh I'm not only trustworthy but once you're my friend I'll never backstab you and will always be there for you to tell you that you matter and are special to me and how great you are. And I'll always be there to give advice and help you out through hard times.

:3


 No.565152


 No.565153

>>565151

she said to her dollar bill, stroking it lovingly


 No.565154

>>565151

LOL x3


 No.565158

>>565153

If I cared about money I wouldn't be in the place I'm at right now lol


 No.565182

File: 1449857868803.png (220.56 KB, 518x518, 1:1, 1422069154422.png)

Kanaya Kanaya Kanaya

I Am One Hundred Percent Kanaya




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