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No.565156
i like sponge's unga forehead
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i want to kiss peridot on the lips
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>>565157
aren't you afraid of giardia?
No.565160
someday i will have all the money i could possibly want
and no time to enjoy it
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>>565162
you walked right into that one. speaking of, you've got some waifu on your shoe
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>>565163
i'm gonna send you a dead cat for gristmas
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No.565168
couldn't hear ur sound wtf
No.565169
remodel the moon to look like rev's face
No.565170
remodel the moon to look like rev's ass
No.565171
rev seems like he would be cute for what he is if he could just take a selfie to save his life
No.565172
Tbh.......me and Lum are like
the same
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>>565178
Cutiedot! Cutiedot!
No.565180
>>565179
POOPYDOT! POOPYDOT!
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No.565183
New Kanaya Food Additive
It Will Make You Tall
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>>565180
BEAUTYDOT! BEAUTYDOT!
No.565188
>>565187
get thef fuck out
No.565194
>You Will Never Be Kanaya
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No.565196
this thread is already a disaster
No.565198
>>565196
what's wrong with it?
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No.565200
All I Want for Christmas is Youuuuuu shaving my hairy back
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>>565202
Look if you don't like me here you might as well leave bruh
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>>565201
i don't get it
does the image represent the problem with the thread? is the problem love mice?
use your big girl words
No.565207
>>565204
*puts my leg on your lap*
bok... b-bok
No.565208
>>565206
youre as bad as vfan hehe
No.565209
>>565208
this but unironically
No.565210
>>565208
this but unironically
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>>565206
look at the thread you dingus
complete mess
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>>565212
lol, compared to other hsg threads? that's like saying this poop is worse than the rest because its slightly browner
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>>565215
finger my poopyhole
No.565218
>>565207
*douses ur leg in a spicy sauce*
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>>565220
pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaase
No.565222
>>565217
*sticks preserved finger from a cursed monkey paw up your butt*
10 years of bad luck on your colon
No.565223
kiss every toe like you mean it
No.565224
>>565222
moooooooooooonga~
No.565225
why are foot fetishists so creepy
No.565227
but i won't die... ha ha ha... no, not as long as this world remains full of filth!
No.565228
Foot massages are good sub foreplay tbh
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>>565225
its
listen to this one
its because...
they're *TOE*tally obsessed!!!
No.565232
>>565230
bored but i think my friend might come over later
No.565233
>>565228
can i rub them please
No.565234
>>565232
You gonna bung his hole
No.565235
>>565232
*sounds of distant REEEEEEEEEEEing*
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No.565237
i miss licking qt feet tbh
No.565238
>>565237
*takes off socks*'
sup bby
No.565239
>the constant internal battle between "getting made up for simple outside things is a pain in the ass and wastes valuable time I could use making sure my clothes are perfect" and "I really look good though, why fix what's broken" that have lead me to longer periods of time I need to get ready that justifies the first point but than the second point comes along that I look good and this ouroboros never ends
No.565240
my girlfriend thinks toes are gross, and she has some weird fear of having her toes bitten off, so she won't suck my toes or let me suck hers
tis a shame, lads
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No.565242
>>565241
i dont know
depends on what you consider cute
No.565243
>>565242
cute
kyo͞ot/Submit
adjective
1.
attractive in a pretty or endearing way.
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>>565243
i dont think he is, but i guess some people might
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>>565246
post pictures of his naked Human body
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>>565250
i dont own a camera and the one on my phone is ass
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No.565254
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
1 - chicken sandwich
2 - hot dog
No.565255
guys stop posting for a sec
i gotta go shit and i don't wanna miss any of this crazy high-intensity hsg action
i'll be back in like 20 minutes tops
No.565256
I need to see my bae and I need to see her now damn it
No.565257
is he gone?
okay, we can start the hsg meet 'n' fuck
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>>565256
let me suck on your toes
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>>565258
My toesi woesies are reserved for mine mistress.
No.565260
>>565256
you should send her a text that says
hey bby 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😜👭🎅
No.565261
>>565260
actually the only message I text her.
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>>565259
can you at least step on me
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>>565261
i knew it
that's why they call me "anon: professional lesbian behavior analyst"
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No.565270
my cute and feminine cocky-kun
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No.565272
if this doesnt give me diabetes nothing will
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>>565259
>not one but two hsg lesbian couples now enoying the toesi woesies
what a wonderful world
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No.565275
is there a single hsg female in here that isn't a lesbo excluding grants gf
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| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
>>565275
vfan
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No.565281
there's actually too many het girls here
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>>565282
I didn't tell any jokes
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>>565275
good tbh
love between two women is the purest form of love
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>>565283
The only joke here is that I'm talking with you bozos when I have to get ready at this point since I got finals @ 2 and a whole lot of my body aching to bite my bae's butt afterwards
No.565286
fuck fuck fuck i just spilled my piss jug
No.565287
>>565286
nice going you clumsy fucker
No.565288
>>565286
fucking amateur neets
No.565289
>>565286
what is a piss jug
No.565290
it should be law that men sit down when they pee tbh.
the grossest shit is when I go to the bouth room and some knob fucking got pee pee on the toilet seat and I gotta sit down right on top of it and feel the cold wet truth my butt has just came in contact with old pee.
at least lift the toilet seat up for fucks sakes.
No.565292
>>565092
in an alt reality...
No.565293
>>565290
do you just not wipe the pee off
No.565295
>>565293
with toilet paper ya.
I'm a lot more diligent with that now, I know the tell tale signs of a pee seat when I see one. I'm no longer so innocent and naive to sit on a toilet seat without proper observation procedure first.
No.565296
tbh I don't know who does it but I'm pissed when it happens
No.565297
>>565092
>>565292
this is staged
peri wouldn't do this
No.565298
>>565290
haha you sat on pee
vfan more like pee fan
No.565299
>vfan sat on some dude's pee
lol
No.565300
>>565299
>>565298
this is not a joke
No.565301
>>565290
nah, ladies should all get catheters with a tube on the end so you can pee like guys do lol
it's fun! writing your name in the snow, peeing by sonar, etc
No.565302
i wish vfan would sit on my pee...
No.565303
>>565301
I had a fucking catheter once that shit hurts no fucking thanks
No.565304
>>565300
and yet it's still funny
No.565305
the point is either sit tf down or lift up the toilet seat because nobody wants urine bits all over the seat that's unsanitary and gross
just advice.
No.565306
if you dont piss all over the toilet the floor and the walls when you piss
you are not a man
No.565307
i like how we're all by default every person that vfan hates
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>>565303
you gotta do it a few times (gently and on your own terms) to get used to it, like butt stuff
sounding wouldn't be a hobby for people if it always hurt
No.565310
>>565307
are you suggesting you all pee pee on the toilet seat............
No.565311
in vfan's world you're scum until proven otherwise
No.565312
>using public restrooms
Yuck
No.565313
>>565309
no way in hell does that sound fun actually.
>>565311
look I'm giving you urine advice I never said anything about hating you.
No.565314
>>565313
Vfan what's your final on
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>>565313
vfan assuming none of you know how to use the toilet because one bum pissed on her toilet seat at some point
>>565312
>using public unisex restrooms
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>>565312
No, at first I had two friends as room mates, now the numbers grown a bit with other friends who can help pay rent for this nice place.
In other words it's slightly more ok because it is friend pee but still not ok because it is pee.
No.565317
>>565296
>I'm pissed when it happens
>pissed
LMAO
M
A
O
No.565318
i always use the ladies restroom when nobody's watching
its nicer in there
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>>565314
i read that as
>Vfan what's your final form
No.565320
if i'm not using a urinal or peeing outside i always sit down tbh lads
No.565321
>>565320
because your dick is too small to aim properly
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>>565319
Probably the whore of Babylon or something with crab claws
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>>565320
i only sit down unless im in the shower
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>>565313
>no way in hell does that sound fun actually
okay, if you say so
i guess you'll just never know what it feels like to stimulate your g-spot from the top and bottom at the same time
No.565325
>>565322
(To pinch your pennies)
No.565326
to live and die by the mouthpic
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>>565324
your g spot is not down your pisshole you fuckc
No.565328
I pity women and how they need to sit down to use public restrooms
there's a reason I never go number 2 outside of my house
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>>565314
World Art in Contemporary Life and a kind of broad Linguistics class
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>>565324
do
do you think the gspot is located in the urethra
do you think we pee from the same canal
what the hell
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>>565322
My final form is actually you understanding me and what I go through.
No.565333
every human has two g-spots hidden in the deepest reaches of the urethra
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>>565327
>>565330
that's what I learned in anatomy
although I was wrong according to this image, the urethra is also behind the g-spot
No.565335
>>565318
I don't blame you tbh.
Just be careful and don't get caught <3
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>>565335
alright i dont actually do it veefers
pls do not encourage this type of behavior
No.565337
i cant even remember the last time i used a bathroom outside of my own home
No.565338
the world is your bathroom
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>>565334
Dude this is sex ed 101 oh my fugging gosh
So, we have the coin purse where we can put stuff in to make it feel nice.
then, we have the clitoris, which is not just located in the vagina itself, but generally around it underneath the epidermis.
and the urethra, which is actually fucking separated as hell from everything and you have no excuse for being above 15 and thinking that the pee hole is related to the above.
No.565340
there was this one kid in my sex ed class that couldnt wrap his head around where the urethra was located and was afraid he would accidentally stick his dick in there
No.565341
Look I know the vagina is a confusing thing but I think it's fairly easy to understand that sexual stimulation does not occur from urine going out the pee chute.
No.565342
clitoris?
more like... snip...
No.565343
and that kid.... was albert einstein
No.565344
Now I really gotta get ready
I wish I could stay and talk about pee
No.565345
this pizz is too much
what do
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>>565344
you can do that with vris
No.565347
Squirting is actually a form of urination so it's incorrect to say that girls get no sexual pleasure from the urethra
No.565348
what do you think hsg? HIV or leukemia?
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>>565339
from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-spot
>Drawing of the female internal sexual anatomy. The G-spot (6) is reportedly located two to three inches into the vagina, at the side of the urethra (9) and the urinary bladder (3).
No.565350
maybe both, actually
can you imagine
No.565351
>>565348
to get? HIV
to give to you? HIV as well.
i wouldnt want you to die sponger ;3
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>>565349
Yes......at the fucking side........it has nothing to do with the urethra itself..........
Can you read?
Pls yell at your teacher for not actually telling you how a vagina works you're a grown ass man
No.565354
>>565352
these are some adorable 2d bitches
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No.565356
that pain in my peen...
that buzzing in my tooth...
it's HIV and leukemia... how epic...
No.565357
female anatomy scoreboard
anon: 1
vfan: 0
No.565358
I'm thinking about cashing in on the hypno dom bux.
How hard could it be?
No.565359
life scoreboard
me: one million
No.565360
they called him Donald Deadgay.. he was my friend
No.565361
life scoreboard
me: one billion hiv&leukemia points
No.565362
Also getting drunk every friday is boring i miss weed.
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>>565362
he alchy lol
LOL
L O L
No.565364
ok now I really really need to go and get ready
toodles butt faces
No.565365
Also getting high every friday is boring i miss alcohol.
No.565366
also getting hiv every friday is boring i miss leukemia lol
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>>565347
if i pee during orgasm does that make me a girl :3
No.565368
*has a pussy pee when you touch my princess parts*
oh no! im sorry daddy!!!
No.565369
some of these grapes have seeds in them and thats not ok
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>>565367
yes
guys have a muscle that prevents them from peeing during orgasm
i forget what its called though
No.565372
>>565371
the peepee preventer
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>>565347
Okay I lied this is my last post before I take a shower because
It seems you have gotten everything you know about women from fucking pornography which is understandable considering you think the gspot located within my fucking vagina is somehow related to my pee when that is actually not the case and never was the case for anyone.
But go ahead and start trying to stick your tongue around the urethra when you're eating someone out to try and make them reach orgasm I'm sure they'll be happy when they develop a UTI.
No.565374
I think you are just confusing the way the machine is handled.
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>>565373
obviously its not related to peeing, but its reachable via the urinary tract
in fact the skene's gland, which is a female analog for the prostate touches the wall of the urinary tract
you don't feel g-spot pleasure when you pee just like guys don't feel prostate pleasure when they shit, but that doesn't mean you can't stimulate those things using those holes
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>>565376
hey phanty
did you have sweet dreams
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>>565375
>just like guys don't feel prostate pleasure when they shit
speak for yourself
No.565379
gids little gids lol lmao kekkie
No.565381
more gland talk pls lol boss lol
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>>565377
Actually yeah anon, it turns out taking my meds before bedtime also really reduce the chance of night terrors. Thanks for asking!
No.565384
why did pete burns have to get uggo
No.565385
watch out for those glands... lol...
No.565386
digimon adventure 02 gets more shit than it deserves
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No.565390
wearin my daveshirt rn
feelin very homestuck
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>>565385
i'll gland you right in the kisser
No.565392
gland me in my gland (lol)
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>>565390
*puts on karkat shirt*
*makes bedroom eyes @ u*
No.565395
is the "adding banners" option still blocked?
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>>565394
karkies.... my otp~
*touches your face from across the room with giant yaoi hand*
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No.565398
what if two guys...
rubbed their prostate glands together???
No.565399
my doctor turned me gay via prostate exam
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>>565396
*sucks on your yaoi fingers*
yaranaika?
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No.565408
*bored at work*
*starts rubbing a random gland*
*which gland? whoof knows*
No.565409
*shoves my e-peen in your face*
No.565410
Is Patreon worth it, guys?
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No.565412
how do i get a fuckable-nipple gf
No.565413
I was going to buy all the amiibos they've released so far and another N3DSXL but they don't let you order stuff on the last day of school anymore, so that really sucks.
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No.565415
the Nostalgia Critic has slutty nipples pass it on
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>>565415
does the nostalgia critic even still exist
has he not just balded out of existence
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>>565416
I have no idea, I was only briefly aware of him when he was more of a presence than he is now. and his nipples are sluttish in a pleasing way, so he kind of gives me a boner
No.565418
joey is too pure for a slut like peri
No.565419
Google image search had absolutely no fun returns for "slutty nipples."
No.565420
Joey Claire - An HSG Original Meme!
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>>565419
if you're having trouble envisioning slutty nipples, let me explain. You know how some dudes with some fat or breast tissue- not full-on gynecomastia, just a bit of softness- on the pec area have nipples that sort of. slouch. they're not taut, they have some pooch to them. that's what I think of as slutty nipples and they're really hot
No.565423
Surrender Your Will To Almighty Kanaya
No.565424
*selects a webm at random*
No.565425
Saltlick that's amazing. Do I remember that you liked big areolas, too?
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>>565418
agreed
we must remove the poop from the equation
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*selects webm not at random*
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>>565425
I don't really feel strongly of big 'uns, but I'm not really a fan of small areolae. I also like full-on moobs and muscleboobs, but they don't usually look slutty the way just a bit of soft tissue right beneath the areolae does.
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>>565430
i want to be one with kanaya....
No.565437
>>565432
did you do the BoI daily where you played as Iwata
No.565438
>>565437
yeah
i either died or gave up
isaac dailies are boring as fuck to me i dont care about doing them
No.565440
>>565438
I don't either but I thought it was nice they made the Iwata one.
Every single item in the item pool was one of the "Nintendo" ones, too.
No.565441
Forget getting high with HS chars, I want to drink some rainbow with Kanaya.
No.565442
>>565440
yeah
it was a good run until i used the 6 room and got the worst damage and range of all time
No.565443
>>565441
I want you to drink bleach because that would kill you and you are a terrible poster
No.565444
>>565424
whats the deal with this dog
why do people remix he barks
No.565447
>>565443
Does something about me bother you, BSB?
No.565448
time to return to our roots
No.565449
ACTUAL UPDATE
>Hi again. Hasn't been much to see here in a while, so I figured it was time to stop by. Actually I was planning on giving a more substantive update on the progress with both Homestuck and Hiveswap around the end of the year. I'm working on both at the same time right now, so it's keeping me very busy. But progress is going well for both. I'll probably be in a better position to say when Homestuck will update by the end of the year. I'll also have a better collection of materials to show for a Hiveswap update by then too. Progress on the game has been looking great. I've just been very focused on getting work done, so I haven't really had much time to organize a meaningful update. Check back in a few weeks though, and there should be something to see. Thanks for the patience!
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No.565451
We'll get more info on Joey soon, HSG! Aren't you excited?
No.565452
*selects epic random webm*
No.565453
I'm simultaneously happy that you can't noey the joey, while also kind of mad that there wasn't more of a spectacle.
It's just gonna happen late!
No.565456
>offer friends a ride to chicago for a thing
>they decide they want a ride to the train station instead because some asshole i don't know doesn't trust my driving
so... they get no ride at all... lmao... >:^)))
No.565457
>>565453
I'm not excited for an announcement for a future news update
No.565458
my way... or the skyway...
No.565459
hey, does anyone have an idea for a brief little comic featuring the original kids
No.565460
>>565457
Considering the alternative was just weeks of spectulation and dry faith, I dunno. I think anything is better than nothing.
>>565458
It's important to have standards with yourself and your time, Sponge, good one.
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No.565465
i
-cannot-
find gifts for my fams
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>>565459
dave talking to john about his Enormous Gland
No.565467
>>565461
did u suck off your friend
No.565468
>>565467
no but he did beat me in magic
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>>565465
same
im going to the mall tomorrow in hopes of finding something decent
i can just get my sister a poster or some shit like that but ive got no idea what to get my parents
No.565471
>>565468
what decks were you using
No.565472
>>565375
See, I just got done with my final and here's the thing about that interpretation of the G-Spot.
I disagree.
The genitals of men and women are similar and come from the same sort of thingie, but women don't have a prostate analog because our genitals are different.
I think the G-Spot isn't actually real, it's more of a collective build up of sensation from the clitoris. You can probably reach a gspot like orgasm if you worked around the general clitoral areas in a specific way, you can achieve this effect through eating someone out.
Honestly, it's hard to identify it other than the portion easiest to orgasm, but it's such an ill defined thing that actually has no evidence for its existence that seems more likely to be built up sexual sensation hitting a particularly (at that point, or in general) sensitive part of the vagina allowing for orgasm to occur.
This could be nowhere near the urethra in my mind. Even if there was a sensitive location near there, I'm too skeptical to believe that's the only sensitive area, especially when in coitus.
It's hard to define a feeling, but the idea it's near the urethra for me has always been dumb.
Which is why the vagina is so fascinating to me. It's so much more complicated and evocative and erotic than the penis. Both are so foreign to each other that I don't think comparisons can be made.
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>>565471
well both of us only have intro decks because we like our money and aren't that serious about magic
i actually just bought my first deck today, Assemble Victory from Origins
No.565475
>>565468
what glands were you using
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No.565477
>>565474
I only use precons too.
I meant more like just what colors and/or general strategy.
I never have a general strategy for mine though, if I'm at a pre-release.
No.565478
>>565474
If you aren't really serious about magic the commander decks are really good. The ones from last year are mono-colored and the ones from this year were enemy color pairs.
No.565479
i am struck by the realization that there must be hundreds of pieces of Kung Fu Panda porn where he goes "ska-doosh" right as he cums
No.565480
>>565472
you're right about the g-spot just being an extension of the clitoris
however, on the topic of the female prostate (from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland)
>In female human anatomy, Skene's glands [...] are glands located on the anterior wall of the vagina, around the lower end of the urethra. They drain into the urethra and near the urethral opening and may be near or a part of the G-spot.
>It has been postulated that the Skene's glands are the source of female ejaculation.[3] Female ejaculate, which may emerge during sexual activity for some women, especially during female orgasm, has a composition somewhat similar to the fluid generated in males by the prostate gland, [...] When examined with electron microscopy, both glands show similar secretory structures,[8] and both act similarly in terms of prostate-specific antigen and prostatic acid phosphatase studies.[9][10][11][12] Because they are increasingly perceived as merely different versions of the same gland, some researchers are moving away from the term Skene's gland and are referring to it instead as the female prostate.[13]
they are basically the same thing as far as we can tell, though its not fully understood yet
and it DOES connect to your pee chute, thank you very much :^)
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>>565480
oh my god who cares
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No.565483
>>565481
shut up
i'm trying to win an argument about vaginolas on the internet
No.565484
that's what the argument really boils down to, you see... the superiority of glands...
No.565485
>>565478
not him, but i bought the UR commander deck and it produces some seriously ridiculous games
in one i had this guy out + thought reflection + reliquary tower, so every time i cast a spell i would shuffle my hand into my deck and then draw twice that many cards
i got up to like almost 70 cards in hand and then bounced arjun back and proceeded to play against my opponent with essentially my entire deck
No.565486
>>565483
who cares oh my god
No.565487
>>565480
See, the thing is, there's no indication said things offer sexual stimulation, and stimulation can be confused easily.
And squirting is rare as fuck, it's never actually happened to me or anyone I've ever been with. I've yet to see that.
I'm fairly certain that it may offer sexual stimulation, but the idea it offers more than the general area of the clitoris itself is absurd.
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No.565489
>>565485
Electromancer on steroids seems a lot more fun than him. I've never actually played with or against a spell-slinger deck though.
That does seem like a good mix of red and blue though, draw a bunch of cards but make sure it's through a convoluted and stupid way.
No.565490
>>565487
never said it was more stimulating than the clitoris, so we're in agreement on that
i think it works like how in guys, the benis is the main focus of sensation, but the brostate can make some one cum without benis stimulation, although its a lot harder to do that
No.565491
Who wants some pizza rolls? Post in this thread if you want pizza rolls.
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No.565493
>>565491
if i send a mail to your webzone will you mail them to me
No.565494
>>565489
yeah, mizzix is a much better commander, i just played arjun naturally
being at 6 mana but casting epic experiment for 12 because of mizzix and exploding everything is great
No.565495
>>>/pol/4227969
haha
HAHAHA this is great
No.565496
even the fucking liberals can't take it anymore. Countdown to them switching gears and calling for removal of all kebab and then pretending like it was their idea and the republicans were the ones who wanted more immigration.
No.565497
>>565495
Isn't his plan "build a wall and deport everyone who isn't white".
No.565498
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>>565493
What's right with your face?
No.565499
>>565490
it's not the same because the penis is built up for ejaculation
while the vagina is not. Female ejaculate does not work in the same ways as male ejaculate, obviously.
The sensation of the male orgasm can be pinned down to
The female orgasm is more mysterious, I don't think you're correct really. All my orgasms have been fully around the genital area, with concentration in pleasure around the direct opposite end of where the urethra is. So I'm just skeptical because women generally don't have a general answer to where it feels the best.
It seems more like nothing more than differing areas sensitive to touch all related to the clitoris, inside the vagina. But rubbing has always been more effective for me than fingering, and the outside of the vagina still feels a ton of sensation and it isn't just an interior thing.
It's complicated.
No.565500
tbh girl talk > brokenspacebar
No.565501
>>565499
Fuck I forgot to fill in a part.
*The male orgasm can be pinned down to increasing pressure and build up of fluid stimulating the nerves as it floods upwards.
No.565502
I like it when we talk about guns and birds.
No.565503
i like it when we talk about me
No.565504
>>565502
Go marry terezi then
No.565505
No.565506
I like it when we talk about Joey!
No.565507
I like it when we talk about ___homestuck__ and _other MSPA content_ while ___encouraging creativity and remaining civil__
No.565508
Joey es #1 gun in this town.
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No.565511
>>565510
I think double underscores probably fucked it up
No.565512
>>565507
Saltlick's an A+ poster imo, I don't care about extra underscores
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No.565514
islam is a mental disorder
No.565515
>>565512
You're too kind. I'm a B- on a good day.
No.565516
hsg is love
horrible, beautiful, ugly love
No.565519
>>565515
But you're prompt and never have anything bad to say about anyone. You also share a lot about yourself, which is something I admire in people.
>>565516
I'll cheer you on too, anon.
No.565520
wow noise music sure is something
No.565521
>>565519
*pushs bowl off high chair while gigling*
No.565523
neros day at disneyland is poop...
No.565524
that "ho in a relationship" feel when you really like and enjoy being with the person you're with but also a part of your brain is like "you're giving up so many opportunities to be promiscuous right now"
No.565525
It's nice to not have all of the bad memories about roxkit poster, because I think it's a darling concept.
But it's also weird to raise a little girl on a board.
No.565526
i wish karkat would use me as a human toilet and relieve himself inside of me like the rightful piece of human garbage i am
No.565527
>>565526
>in Dave's quirk
nice
No.565528
tfw gf asks your to cum in her butt
No.565529
that "ho in a relationship" feel when you really like the person you're with but not as much as before and theyre still as demanding for attention as back when everything was still exciting and new and you just want them to fuck off sometimes
No.565530
>>565529
I think this is called having a normal relationship, except you never fluctuate back to the part where it is actually exciting. No answers but a smile, homie.
No.565531
That ho in a relationship feel when we share our pains and sufferings and are there for each other when we need ourselves the most and don't want to leave behind the feelings we've developed for each other.
No.565532
Sounds nice doesn't it?
It is ;D
No.565533
>>565529
sounds like youre in an unhappy relationship 8)
No.565534
>>565532
give it a few years
No.565535
>>565530
relationships have an expiration date and i hate it
No.565536
what is a "ho in a relationship" feel
No.565537
that epic relationship feel when ur gf doesn't know ur name... lol...
No.565538
do people enter relationships thinking that they'll last forever
No.565539
im not comfy
im not comfy at all
No.565540
>>565538
you dont know or care at that point
No.565542
>>565534
I honestly want to marry melanie eventually and we both love each other very much. I don't care if it falls apart eventually. Ignoring her because it might get bad would be the biggest mistake I'd have ever made next to coming back here.
>>565538
Quit being such a crumb butt and live in the moment grincho.
No.565543
>>565535
reading this makes me feel better that i've never been in a romantic relationship
No.565544
i need some kind of portable computer i can take into bed with me
get on that shit, scientists
No.565545
>>565531
Whenever I think about my BF being less than satisfactory, I remember all of the shared experiences we have that I could never have with someone else. All of the problems I have with him are superficial when held next to this concept, at least in my opinion. A lot of people don't think my BF is a good fit for me but they ultimately cannot control what I like and dislike in life.
Maybe he's trash and I love trash.
No.565546
>>565540
what the f*ck
i swear romantic relationships are some kind of scam
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No.565548
>>565541
i wish my girlfriend wore underwear like that.
No.565549
>>565543
>>565547
well it shouldnt because its the best feeling in the world
thats like reading about someone falling from heaven and going "well im glad i never went up there to begin with"
No.565550
>>565548
i wish ur girlfriend did too lol
No.565551
khans gf's twig-like figure
No.565552
Let's be honest, each and every person here is lying about having a fucking boy/girl/some weird mixture-friend
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No.565556
>>565550
we can't afford sexy underwear :(
No.565557
>>565545
stop raping people
No.565558
>>565552
is it lying if she doesn't know who or what i am but i still say we're dating
No.565559
Let's be honest, each and every person here is lying about having a fucking dick/vagina/some weird mixture-package
No.565560
>>565553
too real brian
too real
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No.565562
>>565549
>thats like reading about someone falling from heaven and going "well im glad i never went up there to begin with"
you know that you're going to hell for eternity after that right
No.565563
Let's be honest, each and every female here is lying about having a fucking vagina
No.565573
>jontron is going to review the star wars holiday special
rlm already did it twice, whats the point
No.565590
Choke On Kanaya
Swallow For KAnaya