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File: 1449878368021.gif (31.45 KB, 650x650, 1:1, 05931.gif)

 No.565554

 No.565564

im gay


 No.565565

this thread is for fagbabies only


 No.565566

File: 1449878511562.png (831.04 KB, 1280x1674, 640:837, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)

this but with me instead of pearl


 No.565567

>>565536

the original of this Hot New Meme tm was me talking about how I'm a ho, which is to say "extremely promiscuous," by nature, and being in a relationship makes my ho side feel cramped

after that the meme got significantly less sense-making


 No.565568

File: 1449878556523.png (9.51 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449347553834.png)


 No.565569

>>565566

is this what happens when you throw pearls before swine? they eat them?


 No.565570

sometimes im like

"cant fucken wait to live alone"

but then im like

"no its gonna be awful youre terrible at being alone youve hardly got any friends"

but its also

"well youre not happy where you are now anyway what does it matter if youre miserable alone or miserable with your partner"

and then i go

"yeah but separating is just gonna be too much of a hassle and im gonna put them through shit and myself through shit"

so then i just stay


 No.565572

crogre


 No.565574

fucking vagina


 No.565575

>>565566

this but with me instead of peri


 No.565576

>>565566

this but with joey instead of pearl


 No.565577

im going to modify my body until i look like peridot and then seduce wesley


 No.565578

someone buy me a vibrator


 No.565579

a full body vibrator


 No.565580

an earthquake inducing vibrator


 No.565581

>>565575

this but unironically


 No.565582

File: 1449879281010.gif (139.46 KB, 500x389, 500:389, tumblr_m6bhnuXZXT1rtcfaqo1….gif)

It's FRIDAY.


 No.565583

File: 1449879369539.jpg (419.85 KB, 709x900, 709:900, 1447764607177.jpg)

its friday


 No.565584

who wants a Tarot reading? you can tell me what you want a reading about or not, up to you, and I'll do a past-present-future three-card spread


 No.565585

>>565584

hiveswap


 No.565586

>>565584

i take one

does my reading have to be something specific


 No.565587


 No.565588

File: 1449879566759.png (166.47 KB, 239x266, 239:266, 1435361951412.png)


 No.565589

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.565591

>>565584

can i just get a general reading?


 No.565592

Worship The Pleasures And Beauties That Kanaya Brings


 No.565593

File: 1449879905125.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.565594

>>565592

doesnt count if theres no kan pic


 No.565595

File: 1449879944515.png (28.64 KB, 611x506, 611:506, 1385188309382.png)

Together Forever

Specially Fridays


 No.565596

File: 1449879991275.jpg (69.29 KB, 418x446, 209:223, ijustwanttodrinkcoffee_102….jpg)

Kanaya is awesome. And I already got a tarot reading, you're in for a treat!


 No.565597

i actually wasnt home alone on friday night

i am now though

so alone


 No.565598

goo night hsg

>>565597

wouter yae com tae bed as well

ess almost two in the morn


 No.565599

>>565598

its not even 1:30 its cool


 No.565600

File: 1449880084919-0.jpg (215.57 KB, 496x782, 248:391, 1433022539151-0.jpg)

File: 1449880084919-1.jpg (572.17 KB, 1000x750, 4:3, 1427032941658.jpg)

File: 1449880084920-2.jpg (611.01 KB, 1280x852, 320:213, 1433021995220.jpg)

>>565594

Is This Enough Kanayas For You


 No.565601

File: 1449880146645.png (46.61 KB, 480x490, 48:49, 1402698634616.png)

Kanaya Loves You No Matter What

Never Forget That


 No.565602

File: 1449880196954-0.jpg (1.63 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20151211_192241.jpg)

File: 1449880196954-1.jpg (1.49 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20151211_192750.jpg)

Doing two at a time to get them out

>>565585

>Past: Two of Cups

The felicitous meeting of opposites, concord, alliance. A very romantic card, but in this case a romantic reading doesn't make much sense.

>Present: Seven of Pentacles, inverted

Money trouble, impatience, suspicion. Suggestive.

>Future: Two of Swords, inverted

Imposture, falsehood.

The reading suggests that the early "marriage" of game to developer fell apart into dubious use of money, and we're not likely to get what was promised. Nothing novel, really. Note the bookending twos- a falling apart of harmony.

>>565586

Nope, general state-of-life readings are fine.

>Past: Seven of Swords, inverted

Good advice, probably ignored; but also slander or nonsense.

>Present: Strength (VIII)

Wow, this comes up a lot. Self-discipline and dynamic action.

>Future: Knight of Pentacles, inverted

Inertia, anomie, stagnation; underemployment.

You've been saddled with a great deal of commentary on your life and choices, and you've had to sort through it for the useful parts. Right now you're on a roll- but you should be cautious of slowing down and resting on your laurels in the near future.


 No.565603

>>565602

>Marsella deck

look at him, look at him and laugh


 No.565604

File: 1449880403494.jpg (264.97 KB, 1723x1363, 1723:1363, 1433273745809.jpg)

An Impressionist Kind Of Kanaya


 No.565605

>>565600

these girls

cute as fuck

first butt reminds me of bae's.


 No.565606

>bae

>ae

makes you think...


 No.565607

>people absolutely losing their fucking minds over the colorless mana symbol like it's gonna destroy the game

fucking hell

it's epic, you idiots. or at the very least slightly unepic. nowhere NEAR anti-epic, christ.


 No.565608

File: 1449880590608.jpg (1.51 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20151211_193456.jpg)

Just one- gotta eat dinner. I'll get to you, wouter.

>>565587

Joey reading.

>Past: Five of Cups, inverted

This is the spilled milk card- something has been lost, but not all- and inverted it suggests that what is left behind is more valuable than anticipated. Also relevant: "false projects" is one divinatory reading.

>Present: Seven of Wands

Valor, competition, strife; an underdog succeeds despite odds.

>Future: Page of Cups, inverted.

Taste in the aesthetic sense, but also seduction, deception, and obstacles.

Joey has had a rough time recently with the game dev mess. The people responsible for creating Joey are, however, doing an admirable job despite the circumstances. We may see that we should have trusted more in What Pumpkin's vision for Joey, although perhaps the superficial might be deceiving.


 No.565609

>>565606

have you never heard someone call their loved one bae before


 No.565610

lug!vfan


 No.565611

>>565609

that was a joke son

it went right past ya


 No.565612

>>565609

not someone I respected at least


 No.565613

I was going to go out tonight and get shit faced but it's raining too hard to have fun and it's too cold.

I guess it's just gonna be another night of me lighting incense rapped up in sum nice toasty blankets listening to the rain and texting my girl.


 No.565614

>>565609

i don't live in the hood


 No.565616

>>565614

>>565612

you guys are so bad


 No.565617

>bae

>ae

>AE

>Ashtree

get it now son


 No.565618

why do white girls want to be black so bad


 No.565619

i need to go to beddddddddddddd


 No.565620

>>565618

yes because I call my bae my bae I want to be black congratulations on solving the ancestral riddle my son.


 No.565621

>>565619

toled ya m8


 No.565622

File: 1449881011817.png (288.58 KB, 500x485, 100:97, 1448862144900.png)

>>565619

If you need it.


 No.565623

>>565617

no actually. I still don't get it.


 No.565624

>>565620

in general


 No.565625

>>565622

sleep tight roxkit


 No.565626

>>565622

NOBODY NEEDS IT


 No.565627


 No.565628

little white european girls use "bae" too now but they have no idea what it means or where it came from so its just become synonymous with cute

like "that [singer/actor] is so bae"


 No.565629


 No.565630

>>565627

not yet


 No.565631

>>565630

no. now. die.


 No.565632

Donald J. Trump


 No.565633

>>565624

Bae is cutesy, everyone does it, I like it.

>>565628

listen you moronic pretentious cheap fuck nut I've been using the term since 2013.


 No.565634

>ae

>bae

>ben

oh... fuck.......


 No.565635

black twitter is so le epic!


 No.565636

>>565633

in no way did my post ever apply to you or refer to you

calm yourself jesus


 No.565637

god all of you have been locked up in your rooms for so long you think people calling people they love cutesy casual names like bae is an actual problem.


 No.565638

We're too homestuck, Vfan.


 No.565639

re-ban vfan tbh


 No.565640

>>565636

I'm locked in my house instead of being able to go out tonight I'll be as upset at you for imagined insults as much as I please.


 No.565641

>>565640

do you even take into consideration how your behavior makes me feel


 No.565642

>>565639

I'm sorry for being mad honey. I didn't mean it. We can work this out I promise.


 No.565643

i want to get my lil baby niece an epic gift... she's 2... i want to get her some very epic legos, but she'll eat them and die...? fuck...


 No.565644

File: 1449881625558.png (14.02 KB, 200x161, 200:161, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565645

>>565641

I'm sorry for being mean, I did not mean to hurt you shhhhhhh I would never hurt you when you matter so much to me.


 No.565646

>>565644

Duplo is the shit.


 No.565647

>oh i guess i cant go out tonight

>this is a perfectly valid reason to start being toxic to strangers


 No.565648

>>565647

we wouldn't have these problems if grant just made me a mod


 No.565649

how to cure cancer i dont want my dog to die


 No.565650

>>565649

shoot it


 No.565651

>>565650

>i dont want my dog to die


 No.565652

File: 1449881917372.gif (989.77 KB, 500x281, 500:281, 1449431655149.gif)

>>565648

Vfan may be a bit bratty sometimes, but it'd be a lot slower without her around. She's like right on the cusp of full redemption path, just give it a few weeks.


 No.565653

>>565647

Oh,

The taste of your lips

I'm on a ride

You're toxic I'm slippin' under

With a taste of a poison paradise


 No.565654

File: 1449882057155.png (489.55 KB, 850x637, 850:637, ClipboardImage.png)

she trucc me


 No.565655

File: 1449882147107.jpg (53.45 KB, 495x700, 99:140, 1433156898608.jpg)

Become One

With Kanaya


 No.565656

>>565653

britney spearing me as well

were you designed by satan


 No.565657

File: 1449882191705.jpg (61.15 KB, 612x609, 204:203, Borf.jpg)

bOrf kind of Kanaya


 No.565658


 No.565659


 No.565660

>>565656

britney......

is iconic


 No.565661

>>565660

yeah she was great in HIMYM

oh wait


 No.565662

File: 1449882456730.jpg (147.42 KB, 625x1300, 25:52, mOvuYhY.jpg)

lel


 No.565663

File: 1449882531682.jpg (1.61 MB, 4096x2304, 16:9, P_20151211_195934.jpg)

>>565603

it's the Universal Waite. I'm not super up on Tarot deck terminology, so I dunno what counts as a Marsella deck.

>>565591

Wouter's life reading.

>Past: the Hermit (IX) inverted

Hiding, unnecessary caution or fear.

>Present: Three of Swords

The card of heartache. Longing for one absent, or betrayal of one loved.

>Future: Ten of Wands

The laying down of a burden, and questions of honesty.

The cards suggest you've been hiding what you truly feel, and it's beginning to strain your relationships. Things can and will get better, but only if you are more open and honest.

>>565629

Sako's life spread

>Past: King of Pentacles, inverted

Vice, ugliness, corruption, a fall from grace; see how the King is nearly woven into his throne by ivy? That can mean an entrenchment of power or the decay that comes with power. Also possibly an old and vicious man.

>Present: The Emperor (IV)

The Dad card, in the way that the Empress (III) is the Mom card. Power, the holding of masculine influence in the material sphere; virility.

>Future: Eight of Swords, inverted

Disquiet, the unforeseen, difficulties; the departure of a relative.

In your past lies a strong influence of poor moral character. Right now, you are resisting the influence and conducting yourself with authority and fairness. In your future lies unease- perhaps an internal confrontation with the influence indicated by the King of Pentacles, a new and dissonant understanding of who or what that person was. Note that we have a card of evil power, a card of benevolent power, and then a card indicating a sense of powerlessness and vulnerability. Your current advantages may not be as reliable as you suppose.


 No.565664

>>565661

Oops I did it again


 No.565665

>>565663

just looked the marsella thing up and I get it. What don't you like about that set of designs?


 No.565666

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.565667

File: 1449882654443.png (487.1 KB, 877x900, 877:900, PJ1WFkm.png)


 No.565668

>>565667

damn

deep


 No.565669

i could never get through a single episode of himym

it's so unashamed of how cloyingly mild and unfunny it is


 No.565670

>>565663

oh, do me, do me next


 No.565671

by todays standards Friends is an amazing sitcom

not to mention shit like Seinfeld


 No.565672

>>565668

das right


 No.565673

>look up videos of toys, trying to see if they're worth getting for the kiddo

>find what is very clearly a middle-aged woman getting hype as shit over some Frozen play-doh

well ok


 No.565674

>>565671

this tbh


 No.565675

>>565673

old people getting hyped over toys is something i enjoy greatly


 No.565676

Imagine if Friends were made today

Imagine if it had gamergate references


 No.565677

>>565675

she saw some of the playdoh was sparkly and got crunk


 No.565678

>>565676

>lamergate

i honestly forgot that happened


 No.565679

I have masturbated 2 times today and the last two were deeply unsatisfying.

let's hope three's the charm.


 No.565680

>>565678

everyone should


 No.565681

Rose/Vriska tbh


 No.565682

>>565679

let me help you : )


 No.565683

File: 1449883387925.jpg (719.61 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, not me tbh.jpg)

rare sponge


 No.565684

>>565678

this except with friends


 No.565685

I turned all my cards the same direction- inverted cards are supposed to be rarer than they've been in the last few readings, but I fucked up shuffling a bunch.

>>565670

>Past: Nine of Wands

Strength in opposition, delay; a bad card.

>Present: Two of Swords

Camaraderie- think "siblings in arms-" and uneasy, tense balance.

>Future: the Sun (XIX)

Warmth, happiness, vitality.

You've been toughing it out in a cruel world for a long time. But there are other people like you out there, and your friendships with them will bring you the happiness you've been waiting for. For your own sake, you may want to "put the blinders on-" focus on your friends and loved ones, and most of all yourself. Whatever external forces you're fighting against can wait while you build up your resources and attend to your own needs.


 No.565686

>>565685

it all makes sense thank you


 No.565687

>>565681

dump pics to prove it


 No.565688

anyone here know any good sleep pills or remedies


 No.565689

>>565679

I believe in you.


 No.565690

>>565686

I'm glad!

>>565688

warm milk. melatonin is available over the counter and can work. I like the eight-hour sleep music videos on Youtube. Progressive relaxation is supposed to work but it never has for me. Also, a lot of the time for me, the problem is that I get impatient and get out of bed when I should just keep lying back waiting for sleep.


 No.565691

Grant did my IP change.


 No.565692

>>565688

Melatonin is available over the counter and has a mild sleepiness punch that also can help with dreaming.


 No.565693

>>565691

yes

visually it's still the same but the post history only shows 2 posts, which means it changed in a small range, probably last digit but might be 2 digits idk how it works


 No.565694

>>565688

bob ross


 No.565695

I'm going to bed in a li'l bit, but if anyone wants one or two last readings I'm down.


 No.565696

>>565694

>>565692

>>565690

thanks guys

i will try melatonin + relaxing videos


 No.565697

>>565696

If those don't work and you continue to have problems, a psychiatrist can offer you some anti-anxiety drugs which may help. It depends on what the root cause of your insomnia is, I suppose.


 No.565698

What's the point of pepple acting fake gay in this general? Is it some retarded meme?


 No.565699

What's the point of pepple acting fake like they don't like Jasper in this general? Is it some retarded meme?


 No.565700

>>565698

Like real people or in media


 No.565701

>>565698

>pepple acting fake gay in this general

>fake gay

>fake

*cackles gayly*


 No.565702

File: 1449884794426.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.565703

What's the point of pepple acting fake like they don't like me in this general? Is it some retarded meme?


 No.565704

>>565702

Bless you.


 No.565705

my butt hurts


 No.565706

>>565681

nah fam

rosemary

vs

scourge sisters


 No.565707

john/rose/kanaya/vriska love quadrilateral


 No.565708

File: 1449886130628.png (16.09 KB, 568x499, 568:499, 1393448783237.png)


 No.565709

File: 1449886693490.png (25.8 KB, 709x853, 709:853, 1444100667797.png)


 No.565710

File: 1449886927488.gif (11.45 KB, 183x217, 183:217, nep shields up.gif)

>>565709

Cute nep


 No.565711

>>565702

Gesundheit.


 No.565712

>>565573

easy jokes

also they only did it once


 No.565713

shitto


 No.565714

im bored

im bored

IM BORED


 No.565715

File: 1449889045116.png (217.04 KB, 1280x777, 1280:777, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.565716

>>565715

pedophile


 No.565717

>>565714

play tf2


 No.565718

>>565717

(x) HATE TF2


 No.565719

>>565717

i love tf2


 No.565720

File: 1449889660293.gif (269.77 KB, 400x248, 50:31, gaaaaaaayben.gif)

will this fat fuck ever shift his lardass and make a game, hsg?


 No.565721

File: 1449889689051.png (170.84 KB, 660x1039, 660:1039, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.565722

>>565720

Isn't the meme dog's name gabe


 No.565723

i just wanna snuggle with peri


 No.565724

File: 1449890211137.jpg (54.39 KB, 540x763, 540:763, 1449777856622.jpg)


 No.565725

File: 1449890218108.jpg (365.63 KB, 798x1000, 399:500, moth.jpg)


 No.565726

>>565725

i'd be a bug-chaser for this cutie, ya know what i'm sayin guys???


 No.565727

File: 1449890529431.png (464.77 KB, 1658x2000, 829:1000, buzz buzz.png)


 No.565728

File: 1449890740505.jpg (440.63 KB, 1200x918, 200:153, 1443926104436.jpg)


 No.565729

>>565728

hehe

Isn't nep a riot?

hehe


 No.565730

grant your gf makes very good art


 No.565731

grant your gf makes very good farts


 No.565732

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

It's Friday N I G H T


 No.565733

File: 1449893350864.jpg (56.78 KB, 500x495, 100:99, 26.jpg)

>>565732

chill af


 No.565734

File: 1449893517023.png (105.96 KB, 500x455, 100:91, 1442829933258.png)


 No.565735


 No.565736

damn nuclear throne is tough

2 hours and i still haven't gotten past the scrapyard


 No.565737


 No.565738

File: 1449897665458.png (Spoiler Image, 685.75 KB, 960x1358, 480:679, the forbidden cummie.png)

hello?

is there anybody out there?


 No.565739

File: 1449898147871.jpg (166.85 KB, 600x1066, 300:533, 165af974e8103f6af29e858519….jpg)


 No.565740

is there something wrong with my lappytop

my connection will be normal and then drop to 0-1 bars

how many times do i have to hit it with a hammer for it to work


 No.565741

File: 1449899025831.jpg (483.53 KB, 1617x1095, 539:365, image.jpg)


 No.565742

File: 1449899091396.jpg (387.25 KB, 750x891, 250:297, ebktFBA.jpg)


 No.565743

meme me up lol


 No.565744

holy shit why are we so dead


 No.565745

>>565744

heh, little thread users are so pathetic


 No.565746

skypenig me lol


 No.565747

>>565744

it's saturday~


 No.565748

File: 1449899538119.gif (822.73 KB, 500x281, 500:281, DRAKE33_x7u4ij.gif)

It's Friday night, people are statistically more likely to be doing stuff right about now.


 No.565749

>>565748

I've still only heard the tag line from this.

I've even heard it in car radios twice and it was on that part.


 No.565750

File: 1449899666840.jpg (36.26 KB, 272x335, 272:335, image.jpg)


 No.565751

>>565749

You're missing out, anon!


 No.565752

goddamn i am bored


 No.565753

File: 1449900511241.png (344.25 KB, 961x935, 961:935, 1448727471605.png)

Have you considered video games, cartoons, or sleeping?


 No.565754

i miss 2011/2012


 No.565755

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.565756

>>565753

i just got done playing some fallout 4 and now i am going to have mozzarella sticks and watchyoutube lets plays because im a piece of shit


 No.565757

i havent slept for more than 4 hours at a time for weeks

im.........so tired................


 No.565759

>>565758

i cant


 No.565760

clean my glands lol


 No.565762

>>565761

you dont want to take too much of it

generally a very small dose should do enough


 No.565763

>>565761

i already have melatonin!!!! i just woke up!!!! if i take it now ill just sit there in an uncomfortable drowsy state!!! taking too much will not be good for future situations where i would need to take them to sleep!!!


 No.565764

get a new gland lol


 No.565765

File: 1449902039388.jpg (560.3 KB, 2000x870, 200:87, bhang-stick-vape-refills-m….jpg)

>>565761

Just echoing that a larger dose won't do too much with melatonin, unlike other potential sleeping aids.

Not being able to sleep sucks. I feel for you, wakefulanon.


 No.565766

a new meme to force lol

omg


 No.565768

File: 1449902182506.jpg (6.58 MB, 2560x1440, 16:9, Watercolor_Splash_2560X144….jpg)

Just spend ten minutes posting here with me and you'll be bored to sleep enough for days.


 No.565769

let the soothing sounds of my ass put you to sleep....


 No.565770

I just realised

how is the dialogue supposed to work in hiveswap

like if you just go around examining shit, where's the avenue for joey to ever talk in text


 No.565771

hiveswap me lol


 No.565772

>>565770

the fug u talkin about


 No.565773

>>565770

If there isn't a narrator present, I assume the primary character will be the one commenting on things. Either option has exciting potential for hilarity.


 No.565774

>>565773

everything is exciting to you you fucking sperg


 No.565775

WHOA

CUMMY ALERT


 No.565776

Dice rollRolled 16 (1d20)

I'm good company.


 No.565777

You fail your bluff check. You needed an 18.


 No.565778

Harsh DM is harsh.


 No.565779

>>565622

Sleep tight, roxkit.


 No.565780

i just cracked my chest

thats never happened before


 No.565781

>>565780

big deal


 No.565782

big

dick


 No.565783

>>565769

I'm going to put my hand inside your butt


 No.565784

i should clean my room

but *le sigh*

i am lazy


 No.565785

morning, losers


 No.565786

>>565785

morning winter


 No.565787

>>565782

sorry i'm late


 No.565788

Hellooooo~!


 No.565789

sea salt is good but i cant enjoy it because i associate the taste with a huge wave crashing over my head and water getting in my noise


 No.565790

stick your dick in my noise


 No.565791

making 16 year olds cry


 No.565792

>>565789

you're a real gumped-up individual, you know that?


 No.565793

>>565792

is this old people speak for cool


 No.565794

Someone tell me to stop procrastinating

>>565785

Morning bæ


 No.565795

morning hsg


 No.565796

>>565793

no itmeans you're one jello shot short of a party


 No.565797

File: 1449913849276.png (197.09 KB, 540x665, 108:133, tumblr_ny85iscbME1ritlhso1….png)


 No.565798

>>565797

classic tumblr


 No.565799

>>565794

does it make you really mad that vfan wants to be my friend and not yours

tell me how to troll you with the least effort


 No.565800

>>565797

I guess her fingers need to be amputated


 No.565801

the e word


 No.565802

a little smoochy smeck


 No.565803


 No.565804

moshi moshi


 No.565805

>>565799

dude try to keep up with hsg drama sheesh

you sound like an old person trying to use memes rn


 No.565806

and you can't really troll me

i am untrollable


 No.565807

hey grant do me a favour and unhide the board


 No.565808

who up


 No.565809

homosuck is shit

enjoy your autism


 No.565810

>>565809

nostalgia memes


 No.565811

>>565810

shut the fuck up, hellstrider


 No.565812

real shitposter hours

if u r up remove that reply button from motherfucking existence


 No.565813

tfw no cute mongolian archer gf


 No.565814

>>565813

this but with a roman centurion instead


 No.565815

>>565813

this but with a spanish werewolf bf


 No.565816

>>565813

this but with a spectral skelly gf


 No.565817

tfw no cute ottoman janissary gf


 No.565818

tfw no indonesian selkie gf


 No.565819

tfw no memes


 No.565820

File: 1449924060016.png (44.25 KB, 578x95, 578:95, ClipboardImage.png)

how you know it's a good a** meme


 No.565821

>>565815

>>565814

>>565816

>>565817

>>565818

dont make fun of my pain, you jerks


 No.565822

im going to the comic book store and the mall today with my friends!!!


 No.565823

i went shopping and had dinner with the gf

we only argued once!

next up is the family visit.


 No.565824

tfw no warrior queen boudicca gf


 No.565825

>>565823

break up with her


 No.565826

don't make fun of my brain, you jerks


 No.565827

finally alone....

*sluts it up*


 No.565828

*sluts it down*


 No.565829

why is it called nightcore


 No.565830

>>565829

you listen to it at 3 AM while suffering from insomnia and assuaging your greater despair with Internet use


 No.565831

File: 1449928041323.png (578.99 KB, 1280x1097, 1280:1097, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565832

joey's sentient dick


 No.565833

File: 1449928848289.swf (1.8 MB, lolicatgirls.swf)

4ch /f/ is the only place that can make me feel like it's still 2006


 No.565834

i drink the tea

it energizes me


 No.565835

i wish i had somebody to do this whole weight loss thing with

would make me feel a lot better about it


 No.565836

>>565833

its called cuckchan


 No.565837

>>565836

niggertits you mean


 No.565838

>>565835

*plops my chubby tummy on u*

how about wittle me? :3


 No.565839

>>565837

>literal /b/ meme

haha holy shit


 No.565840

>>565838

*vomits*


 No.565841

>>565839

yeah if only I were cool enough for the cuck meme instead


 No.565842


 No.565843

>>565841

>SOMEONE INSULTED MY SHITTY FETISH WAAHHHHHHHH /B/ SAVE MEEEEE

pathetic


 No.565844

File: 1449929379572.png (275.32 KB, 554x800, 277:400, 1334537933684.png)


 No.565845

Non Stop 5 Hour Memeing


 No.565846

File: 1449929405878.jpg (16.4 KB, 428x364, 107:91, 1449118668639.jpg)

>>565843

you're talking to yourself


 No.565847

>>565846

ok first off, fuck you

second off, this is blatant abuse of your moderation powers. do not look through people's post histories just to out them

P.S reported


 No.565848

>>565847

i'm not your ragdoll man.. quit playing with my emotions.. I'M A HUMAN BEING!!


 No.565849

tell me to go to the gym


 No.565850

kekkitty kek


 No.565851

>>565849

one missed workout won't make any difference, dude

why not go for some pizza instead?


 No.565852

>>565847

But Grant is asleep


 No.565853

GIANTS: CITIZEN KABUTO is free on GoG


 No.565854

why is life 100x better sleep deprived

i want to live my entire life like this


 No.565855

>>565852

its his communist gf, she is probably menstruating which is making her completely and utterly irresponsible and crazy


 No.565856

what if memes

but irl


 No.565857

>>565855

No that was over one week ago


 No.565858

grants gf how do you feel about me ;3

>>565838

forgot my flag


 No.565859

>>565858

You're a gay homo boyfag


 No.565860

little did she know that i set this up so i could start tracking her cycles


 No.565861

>>565859

Thank you


 No.565862

File: 1449931248337.png (27.71 KB, 798x719, 798:719, 1417746701029.png)


 No.565863

👣👅


 No.565864

>>565862

its like u and me!!!


 No.565865

>>565861

not me


 No.565866

File: 1449931338048-0.jpg (314.2 KB, 1280x1181, 1280:1181, image.jpg)

File: 1449931338048-1.jpg (35.59 KB, 634x276, 317:138, image.jpg)

File: 1449931338048-2.jpg (53.46 KB, 500x282, 250:141, image.jpg)

File: 1449931338048-3.jpg (1.03 MB, 2448x2448, 1:1, image.jpg)

File: 1449931338049-4.jpg (21.6 KB, 500x250, 2:1, image.jpg)

Good morning hsg


 No.565867

Not even I keep track of my cycles thanks anon


 No.565868

remember that nudestuck video with the equius and john


 No.565869

File: 1449931574725.jpg (471.14 KB, 600x887, 600:887, tumblr_nz0z2rJqiW1u5bo8eo1….jpg)

so I was masturbating to this picture when my roommate said she was fat

does this look fat to you guys or do I just have really low standards for what constitutes fat

i also can't seem to open the menu that lets me hide images behind a spoiler


 No.565870

>>565869

she doesnt look fat at all

although her boobs are kinda drawn weird


 No.565871

>>565865

:/

>>565866

Morning Handsome~


 No.565872

File: 1449932112262.jpg (228.24 KB, 978x1400, 489:700, image.jpg)

>>565871

Post your face


 No.565873

>game has something quirky that fans make into a memey in-joke

>sequel comes out

>the characters knowingly reference the meme and play it up for epic laughs

die


 No.565874

>>565869

you were masturbating next to your roommate?

she's chubby


 No.565875

Dreams logged: 3 (62, 32, 79)

Images saved: 1


 No.565876

fug

i only have 3 gb left


 No.565877

You might think that nobody would get close to an Asshole on purpose, but the problem is, Assholes are often attractive (just ask any dog, har har). Intense emotions are attractive, even when they’re ugly, and Assholes, like crazy people (and “crazy women”—see chapter 6), convey so much raw emotion that (a) it’s like living in your own personal telenovela, and (b) they seem like tragic victims. When they turn to us non-Assholes for help and shower us with praise, one can’t help but be sucked in.

Assholes offer us a chance to step into their drama and play a role—hero, victim, unjustly accused, you name it—without the need for talent or a ticket. In addition, they’re naturally less inhibited by doubts and second thoughts than the rest of us so they speak with more confidence and conviction. Unfortunately, after initially being your best friend/indebted admirer, Assholes tend to graduate you to their enemies list (or at least force you to listen to their enemies list, the length of which should serve as a huge red flag).


 No.565878

>>565869

the belly button suggests she's chubby, but the waist, neck, and arms suggests she's not, but it's porn so who cares

also the boobs are wrong and the penis heads are wrong


 No.565879

My cock is puny! It's a small little faggy thing for you to step on!! Punish my tiny little dick!!!


 No.565880

It’s hard to describe how violating it can feel to be fucked by an Asshole—first of all, it seems both disgusting and biologically impossible


 No.565881

>>565880

m€m€


 No.565882

>>565878

In japan everyone has mushroom penises


 No.565883

>anon is deeply worried he got a boner for a chubs

lmao


 No.565884

i was invited to an anal orgy in japan, but i'm not a fan of shiitake mushroom


 No.565885

i hadnt finished a book in 2 weeks

but i just randomly picked up and read 3 books today

what is wrong with me


 No.565886

i actually know what's wrong with me i had a latte after not drinking any coffee for 3 months


 No.565887

>>565869

do people really masturbate in the same room with their roommate?


 No.565888

>>565887

>not having jack off sessions with your bros

fag


 No.565889

>>565882

i had to go look up japanese penises to make sure you weren't joking

the ridges do seem to stick out off the bottom of the head and give it a more mushroom shape, that's so weird

still the picture is wrong, but not as wrong as i thought


 No.565890

File: 1449934655110.png (143.08 KB, 478x225, 478:225, 1433084632232.png)


 No.565891

File: 1449934976099.jpg (128.79 KB, 754x788, 377:394, 1420096749032.jpg)


 No.565892

nepeppers


 No.565893

neppersposting will now stop, thanks.


 No.565894

File: 1449935713891.png (53.92 KB, 657x602, 657:602, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565895

quick reminder:

i said nepperspoting was over

just making sure everyone's up to speed! :D


 No.565896

File: 1449936332251.png (55.68 KB, 427x600, 427:600, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565897

das me meulin


 No.565898

>still no contest prize

>it's been over one week now


 No.565899

>>565898

u got scammed girl


 No.565900

>>565899

but he delivered last time and I'm not even doing this for me


 No.565901

that is to say


 No.565902

File: 1449937805402.png (8.25 KB, 293x351, 293:351, 25.PNG)


 No.565903

File: 1449938080840.png (150.97 KB, 928x747, 928:747, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565904

File: 1449938188767.png (525.06 KB, 597x597, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.565905

>>565869

if you look at the stomach and waist you could probably say they're a bit overweight, but not even enough for fat fetishists to meme it up with "thick" etc.


 No.565906

im a little cummy dump

short and stout

here is my faghole

that you are to mount


 No.565907

why does ben make his posts like that


 No.565908

>>565853

fug i miss that game


 No.565909

me v. hungwy...


 No.565910

i.e.


 No.565911

>>565909

would u like some of me chippies


 No.565912

>>565911

chips... are fattening... lardo.....

*dies of hungies*


 No.565913

>>565912

not if u spit them out after chewing hehe


 No.565914

holy shit, my new phone can't even transfer files between my computer

i don't know if it's an android thing or a cyanogen thing, but i h*cking hate technology


 No.565915

File: 1449939284403.png (1.84 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>is 14

oh no

oh noooo


 No.565916


 No.565917

>>565915

just like in the comics.....

six solar sweeps...........


 No.565918

>>565915

why cant pedos control themselves


 No.565919


 No.565920

>>565919

sure she doesnt


 No.565921

>>565919

that's not a good excuse, breh.


 No.565922

File: 1449939579064.jpg (151.3 KB, 1246x1246, 1:1, tumblr_nxq8eaiiqC1rkmzpgo2….jpg)

>>565919

i dont care how old she is

this can be fucked

by me


 No.565923

>>565919

damn you're right, she looks like 30 in some of these

gross


 No.565924

nepedophiles at their fucking finest

THIS is the price of neppersposting

THIS is the normalization you all cause by allowing it

we MUST stop the NEPS


 No.565925

>>565922

wonk...


 No.565926

how do we wipe the nepedophile scum from the face of the earth?


 No.565927

jade and nepeta are pedo bait


 No.565928

we are manya

we are leijon


 No.565929

jade and nepeta kissing


 No.565930

joey kissing girls

not kissing you


 No.565932

this game better stop sucking so much ass or i'm gonna have to give it the finger... the middle finger.......!


 No.565933

>>565930

unless those girls have dicks i dont see that happening


 No.565934

is a girl even a girl if they have a dick...


 No.565935

>>565933

does this mean youre bi


 No.565936

File: 1449941044833.png (17.18 KB, 526x413, 526:413, 19 and serial.png)


 No.565937


 No.565938

>>565934

yes obviously


 No.565939

File: 1449942913106.png (165.47 KB, 565x721, 565:721, c6a7f89c78ea0999687126c566….png)


 No.565940


 No.565941

o-oh no anons are sad


 No.565942

fuccbois need love too..


 No.565943

good morning


 No.565944

File: 1449945305155.gif (3.63 MB, 500x281, 500:281, when they block your longe….gif)

me tonite


 No.565945

File: 1449945384676.png (533.19 KB, 604x480, 151:120, ClipboardImage.png)

me tonite


 No.565946

>>565944

I feel like I recognize that guy

from another picture or a vid


 No.565947

>>565946

Yeah that's fucking boogie


 No.565948

>>565945

ASS2ASS


 No.565949

>>565945

me on top


 No.565950


 No.565951


 No.565952

File: 1449945916593-0.jpg (116.82 KB, 321x750, 107:250, 13.jpg)

File: 1449945916604-1.jpg (254.47 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 27.jpg)

File: 1449945916605-2.jpg (303.33 KB, 956x1280, 239:320, 28.jpg)

CUTE

BLACK

WEEBS


 No.565953

>>565952

>cute

>black

pick one


 No.565954

*8irths*


 No.565955

File: 1449946313449.jpg (80.78 KB, 605x503, 605:503, 23.jpg)

>>565953

I prefer cute but both is nice


 No.565956

>>565952

the amount of weebs in the black population is truly astonishing

like 70% of the people i grew up with in atlanta were black and they were all obsessed with either hood shit or anime shit or both


 No.565957

File: 1449946535039-0.png (189.78 KB, 395x264, 395:264, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1449946535040-1.png (666.11 KB, 680x456, 85:57, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1449946535041-2.png (232.12 KB, 500x326, 250:163, ClipboardImage.png)

>>565956

Spics too


 No.565958

>>565956

the manga/comic book section of my library is where all the niggaz hang out


 No.565959

>>565958

>niggaz

>in the library


 No.565960

File: 1449946958257.png (17.88 KB, 719x586, 719:586, niggaz.png)


 No.565961

>>565953

why i do feel you are that white anon that keep posting their mug

>>565957

Thats not weebs

You're not gonna find people talking about what moe shit they are watching on these places, they only like dbz


 No.565962

>>565961

>why i do feel you are that white anon that keep posting their mug

Wouter?


 No.565963

>>565961

Weebs aren't just moeshit...


 No.565964

File: 1449947183017.png (15.41 KB, 658x536, 329:268, ebola.png)


 No.565965

why is ludwig the acursed so hard


 No.565966

scrath me tum


 No.565967

>>565966

*gets cheese grater*


 No.565968

every time i go to mickey dee's a get a meal big enough for two

such is the fatty's burden


 No.565969

File: 1449950436467.png (379.37 KB, 880x672, 55:42, fa89a26c229cb32990e5287d51….png)

That's So Nep, starring Nepeta Leijon


 No.565971


 No.565972

every time i go to mickey meal's a get a D big enough for two

such is the cumslut's burden




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