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first for general, stuck home
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i even tried to carefully unwrap it for this exact reason......... but i didnt.......... i fucking destroyed the box
No.566300
no we're going to eat italian food I ordered and then afterwards we're going to bang and then after that I convert her into the black satanic cultural marxist cabinet and the unholy church of judaism and become one entity made out of pure hatred for all the races of the goyim.
then sleep and wake up tomorrow morning and hang out a bit and study together.
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I can't and won't shut up about this
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i think mine might be fucked up or something cause i got the same pair for my friend and she had no complaints
unless she some low quality binch...
No.566305
I can't and won't shut up about my tulpa
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i want to turn my gf into an orc
No.566311
who the heck would pay 50 whole dollary doos for these!!! >:(
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No.566317
>sans can damage you from the menu
I CAN'T DO THIS
No.566320
if there was an orc-ifying machine i would literally push my gf into it and press go
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>>566301
Thanks, I was sitting in that thread just staring at the screen.
>>566319
This man gave Germany the Christmas tree, I hope the next pope is named after him.
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>>566317
just stock up on items and heal up between attacks
No.566323
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>Sans fight on a Saturday night.
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>>566320
>>566309
i'm with you buddy
been thinking about putting together a little /u/ themed fantasy rpg, and the orc is the one character i have fleshed out the most atm
it is the source of my greatest shame
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>>566324
Stop posting any time
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do you think peri likes bein doodoo
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>>566324
theres nothing shameful about that
sounds like fun
No.566337
what the fart happened to everyone
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Sorry, I was playing smash for hours.
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I'M WATCHING MY FRIEND PLAY UNDERTALE BUT HE'S SKIPPING HALF THE DIALOGUE
No.566345
watching puppies and small dogs get up and try to protect their owner from something dumb always makes me sad cause its like
youre a little puppers
you'd fukken die irl dude
No.566346
why must i think about death
No.566347
Aren't you a little young to be thinking about death? Statistically speaking, you're fine.
No.566348
i really wanna wash my asshole clean and do butt stuff with it
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>>566348
>not using your shit as lube
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>>566351
now how will she suck my dick!?
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>>566351
at last, she can suck my micropenis
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>>566351
>Doc Scratch cosplaying Joey
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i had an epic case of the "social anxiety" today... why do people like touching others so much
No.566362
i put it in quotation marks because its fake
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i won my draft with fucking 10 seconds on the clock and my opponent playing for time
luckily some dudes started watching towards the end so he threw out a "gg :)" and conceded like a decent human being even though he'd been sandbagging for like ten fucking minutes before that
we both had really epic decks though, good draft
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>>566367
Rounds exists doesn't it. Trying to survive till a draw isn't that bad.
No.566369
ok what the hell this isn't even remotely subtle disney
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>>566369
still better than the Icarly one
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>>566369
when you see an animated animal do you immediately think of fucking it
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>>566368
time is carried over the entire round. i was low on time because my deck had a lot of moving parts and my opponent was playing control so i had to keep messing with a lot of triggers and shit.
point is, he tried to drain every second out of me he could once i was at a fairly low time. shit like blocking with every single creature he had against every attack so i would have to finangle around in the terrible interface for an entire minute to reorder them.
but when watchers came in he didn't want to look like a total dink so he bowed out honorably when it was clear i was going to kill him next turn if my clock didn't kill me first. alls well that ends well i suppose.
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what is a good toy for a baby child that will let them be creative BUT ALSO they can't possibly choke on
she loves play-doh for instance
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>>566382
this actually kind of helped me find something, thanks
No.566384
highly suspect is an amazing band.
Absolutely amazing
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is kc green like a non-asshole version of ryan north
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gonna fill my ass with cereal
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watch out for that gland!
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hsg trying to tell me not to be epic irl
No.566405
when me and Egghead met, we didn't have sex but we did drink a bunch of monster energy and dry hump.
It was terrible. I think she gave me poison ivy but it might have been earlier when i fell in the bushes that day.
No.566406
egghead gave me a tumor lol
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>>566405
you poor little boy
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>>566381
Duplo?
i remember the pieces being huge
No.566409
>Mom gifted me speakers for my pc
is this some kind of passive-aggressive gift?
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>>566409
why would it be passive-aggressive?
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No.566413
hello my children
how are you all
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>>566413
i ate a slice of cheesecake after dinner last night and now i feel insanely guilty about it
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>>566413
what are you getting me for christmas
No.566419
i'm going to name all of these characters after hsg tripfags because i'm feeling uninspired
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>>566419
what game are you playing
No.566422
Joey doesn't see the world like we do. There's red foam coming from her mouth, her eyes are completely black, she's shaking and making strange noises. I come into the room with a loaded shotgun, the smell is almost unbearable. I need to end it now while it's not too late. I point the gun at Joey and pull the trigger, but nothing happens. The shotgun crumbles into dust, Joey has stopped shaking and is now staring into my soul. It is hungry. I turn around and try to run, but Joey wont let me. She is reading my mind, I can feel it in my head. I start to feel sick, my vision becomes blurry, there is blood coming from my eyes. Joey is happy. I want to scream in agony but no sound comes from my mouth. Joey likes the silence. I then realize that this is the end for me, no one is coming. Joey wouldn't let that happen. I loose control of my body, I fall onto the ground, she's in full control of me. Joey is ready to devour me. I feel relieved and happy for some reason, I want to become one with Joey, my thoughts are not my own anymore. A single tear falls from my left eye as Joey consumes my body in one devastating motion. I am part of Joey now, I make her stronger. Joey is strong enough to leave the board now, it was the only thing keeping us safe. There is no hope for the rest of the world. Joey is now coming for your flesh...
No.566423
i wish i hadn't gone up those stairs
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>>566421
post all characters
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>>566422
>Joey is happy
That's the only thing that matters
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>>566424
what, you mean their full stat pages or just all 15 names
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>>566422
>It is hungry
YOU
FUCKED UP
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>>566426
all characters and their names
No.566429
if__ Hiveswap comes out we should dump all the joey oekaki on tumblr
No.566430
turns out there's a video of me and grant on the internet!!
No.566431
Or not wait hold on this isn't the right place
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Yeah nevermind the stairs are different so we're not in it
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( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)
No.566435
💣( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°)💣 🔫👀🔪
No.566436
as a high-class hooker, i'll definitely make you cum!
No.566438
You stayed up all night, but all you got was this sleep tight, roxkit.
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>>566448
show me the posts you do not like
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>>566450
Then it's always the same HSG isn't it
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>>566453
A very angry fish butt
No.566467
new season of nichijou fucking when
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anon #566468 is killed when
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>>566471
I'm not sure if I should save this in the undertale folder or the hsg one
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>>566445
>no more interesting homestuck-related OC stuff
>never
>EVER
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>>566471
now have meenah angrily eat out that butt
No.566476
>>566473
save it in the trash bin
No.566477
*watches nichijou, happily*
*starts singing along with the cute and fun themesong*
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>>566477
*breaks your screen*
No.566479
new season of Daily Lives of High School Boys when
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>>566479
never ever
he ended the manga
and then started a new manga
which he ended
No.566482
joujou yuujou, banji maji kaichou!
nananaNANA! :D
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No.566484
it seems im more willing to draw lewd when we have people over
they dont know the stuff im up to in my corner of the room
its my dirty little secret
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No.566486
anon, are you drawing?
i didnt know you could draw! you must be really talented!
can i take a peek :)
oh
uuuuh that's a
huh
a nice posterior
...
No.566487
me too sweepy to run
but me gotta run
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No.566490
>person wants to show me something on my pc
>sure go ahead
>they get on my browser
>/homosuck/ tab is still open
>they dont know shit about hsg
>can only imagine what must they think it is
>they dont mention it, not sure if they even saw it among the other tabs
>dont click it away because it would draw attention to it
>waiting for them to finish and go away
No.566491
>>566490
at least they didn't see porn
No.566492
tell yoshi bedtime story now
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>>566499
who the fuck are you
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I went to church with my mom and when the service ended she was like "so do you want to sing in the choir again?" hell no mom, just because I went to church with you once does not mean I want to go every week early and rehearsals besides jesus christ
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>>566499
ban this guy for identity theft
No.566505
how do we expunge the religies from hsg
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No.566508
its me wouter
come on and scooter
into my booter
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>>566508
thats not how my name is pronounced you fuckass
No.566510
i have to get on a train now
please BAN THIS IMPOSTER
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>>566509
enlighten us, is it wow-ter
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>>566513
not that I don't believe this guy but I've seen many an intentional pants-wetting in my life and why aren't there any damp spots on the leg
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>>566513
is this chris-chan
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>>566517
Sounds like a good way to grab attention and get bullied later
No.566520
*8ees 8anties out of desperation*
No.566522
Dreams logged: 3 (15, 193, 130)
Images saved: 8 (8)
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>>566523
haha thats silly ha can you post the gif so i can laugh at it
No.566525
and now i wait another week
No.566526
Joeylands
Joeys of the Old Republic
Joeyrun: Judefall
Joey Raider
Joeytale
Joeyswap
Counter-Joey
Joey Fortress 2
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hi
it is i
your favorite tripfag
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>>566524
here ya go schniedy-kun
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No.566533
Who is worse?
Wes with his insatiable lust for Poopydot
or the filthy German who will fuck anything as long as its wearing glasses?
http://strawpoll.me/6256033
No.566534
threadfags unite gas the skypenigs
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then the grim and gritty remake that the studio wants to be taken seriously despite its origins as joey
The Dark Claire
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>>566531
anon why do you have that
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>>566540
see
>>566523
i found it on cuck-chan and decided to share it with my epic best friends, here on the H.S.G.! :P
No.566542
*bangs fists on table*
ME BORED ME BORED ME BORED
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Ubuntu won't boot from the USB stick and we can't figure out why
I had to use Windows for like five whole minutes and I feel dirty
No.566545
hold on I gotta piss really bad
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wouter's identity crisis when he realizes he's been pronouncing his name wrong his whole life
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>>566546
>>566549
don't do it that can kill you!
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>>566553
sunburned lobster?
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>>566555
Ive heard crossdressing Ironman
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>>566553
you look like an oblivion character with the blush values all fucked up
No.566560
i think i've put weight back on again
i'm a bad person and i should just sew up my damn mouth
No.566561
>>566558
she just wanted to do experimental work with contouring or whatever that is.
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>>566560
who cares
you'll have all the time in the world to slim down when you're in a coffin
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>>566560
you should fill your mouth with my dick instead of food
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>>566564
but it's so tiny and unsatisfying!
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>>566563
its already happened. You just missed it
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>>566570
Nah. You gotta find it
No.566572
teenage mutant ninja libcucks
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No.566574
it's really difficult to buy stuff to someone when you know abosolutely nothing about him
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>>566574
just buy them chocolate or something
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>>566574
buy them some mouthpics
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>>566575
your dad
i guess i'll gift him the usual "big sausage" pizza :/
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>>566578
Oh, that's cool but he's dead
No.566580
what if your stand was your signature. every time you signed anything you'd be trapped in the signature, but you'd jump into the mind of whoever saw it first, and then you could leave their body if you liked and they'd forget what you'd done in their body. but if anyone successfully forged your signature- somehow- you'd be trapped just as if you wrote it yourself
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>>566579
more pizza for me then
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>>566581
I hope you'll enjoy your "big sausage" pizza
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>>566580
oh, and there can only be one of your signature at a time, and it disappears when you take over someone's mind.
anyway if I was a Jojo villain and this was my stand the way to defeat me would be to either forge my signature on or force me to sign my own forehead, or some other part of my body I couldn't see
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No.566586
let me be your jojo villain
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>>566586
what's your gimmick? does it have to do with mouthpics
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>>566553
does she know you're gay
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>>566595
only the ugly nerds are left
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>>566589
the amount of mouthpics i've harvested is directly proportional to the range of my stand, capable of stealing teeth and utilizing them as projectiles
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>>566599
how comes you never asked for mouthpics back when we were on 4chan?
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>>566600
i did. it all started sometime in 2012. it has since spiraled
maybe 2012 really was the end of the world... makes u think...
No.566602
whatever happened to meet n fuck homestuck?
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>>566602
taking the money and running seems to be some kind of guiding principle in homestuck-related works
No.566604
i always thought the HSG smut dropbox was something handled by a single guy but apparently several people were working on it
and it's strange because that dropbox was rarely brought up in HSG
also
>photo of a guy rubbing his gf's bloody clit
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>>566607
sorry i meant
>photo of a guy's hand after rubbing his gf's bloody cervix
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>>566608
>hand got to the cervix
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watching the new season of arrested development
the actress who plays the sister got a nose job and looks like a completely different person and it's bothering LE FUCK!!! out of me to the point that i'm about to drop this shit
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>>566612
deliver him unto Me
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i hate living here
i want to die
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thats why i love living in los angeles
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As the French say, J'ai besoin d'une brève sieste
No.566623
Grandma Ethel, this is the last time I'm going to let you drink all the wine and punch the tree. It's fucking ridiculous and it's gotta stop
No.566624
>MCs are Muslim Hijab girl, Gay Nerd Dinosaur and Joey
alright Ryan let's see if this shit is better than Squirrel girl
No.566625
HSG: The Video Game kickstarter
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>>566625
raised an amount of negative 52 dollars
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i miss getting her slime all over me
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>>566608
This makes me sick to my stomach.
No.566633
i used to confuse kc green and ryan north
but now that i think about it
what has ryan north made that's actually good
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>>566630
is this actually joey
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>>566633
dinosaur comics is still pretty funny.
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>>566633
squi... *snort*
squirrel *bursts in laughter*
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>>566630
oh, so that's what happens to Joey after Hiveswap. way to go, Joey!
No.566638
MMMMMMMMMMMMM WATCHA SAAAAAAAAY
OH THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELL
WELL OF COURSE YOU DID
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>>566633
fam, it's kc green that sucks
all his jokes are either weed jokes or dumb
dinosaur comics is pretty good
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>>566636
is the writing in the comic that bad or do people just not like the art?
No.566642
dune is good.
except for the shit that Frank Herbert didn't fucking write and his little fuck son wrote.
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>>566639
what the fuck kind of post is this
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>>566641
WHAT COMIC IS THIS
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THE CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN FOR ME RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T MAKE IT LOWERCASE AGAIN
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>>566642
i've never read any smol herbert books. i've heard the amount of inconsistencies is ridiculous though, how bad is it?
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>>566645
press the shift key, fag
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>>566640
it's like 90% the art
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>>566646
Little Herbert is a fucking disgrace compared to his Dad jesus fucking christ.
The novels are written terribly, it's so sterile and fucking concrete in its details and are just concrete.
It reads how eating cardboard tastes.
Worst of all it completely fucking destroys the back story his dad wrote for the series.
In the main novels it was written vague about what happened in the distant past, which is our distant future.
In babbu Herbert's books it's just laid out bare in the worst possible way. It just reads like a small toddler telling a story and saying "AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN"
For example, the AI no longer enslaved humanity for hundreds of thousands of years, allowing evolution to occur and humans to adapt past their robotic masters and destroy them in Holy Jihad against the computers leading to the creation of the Orange Catholic Bible.
Now the humans were free the whole time! The robots were just enemies out in the background who didn't matter much! And the main characters are Ace Pilots! And Heroes! of humanity!!11 And they're also the great great great grandpas of the characters of Dune :DDDDD x3333
It's basically worse than the star wars prequels writing wise.
No.566653
i don't care what you think squirrel girl is cute
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>>566652
>And they're also the great great great grandpas of the characters of Dune :DDDDD x3333
that's the worst thing i can imagine being in those books, ugh. the clone reincarnation thing was bad enough, although i'm sure they use the hell out of that too.
he really fucked up the AI stories? that's a fucking bummer man, i'd always been interested in hearing more about those.
don't the worms become eels at one point too
No.566658
i finally had time to get laid last night thank god
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what if you owned nepeta but she acted like a regular cat
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>>566660
is she sapient and just acts like a cat or is she a cat in a person body
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>>566658
lol that's an epic lol
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>>566662
>it links to the nep thread
that's actually pretty neat
No.566667
forever peed on and loving it
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>>566658
did wesley enjoy it
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>>566668
naw he whined like a bitch because I didnt use enough lube
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>>566666
only 100k more posts till the mega satan
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>>566664
he wrote sequels too though, didn't he? he got to fuck up both ends of the series... how epic...
it's a shame there isn't anything half-decent about the harkonens though
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>>566666
>nep
>66666
typical nepedophile
No.566680
>every time I take a myers briggs test I get a different result
epic...
No.566681
tiny chara accidentally tripping and cutting off an arm
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>>566681
tiny chara replacing your dildos with knives
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>>566682
tiny chara replacing your dildos with tiny chara
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>>566683
*accidentally anal vores tiny chara*
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>>566683
chara is not for sexual
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>>566687
I want a Lesser Dog plushie
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I dont get why people let themselves get so fucking drunk that they cant control themselves or even straight up black out and sleep with random people and act like its rape the next morning.
It's your fault you got so drunk that you couldnt control your actions. You are accountable for everything you did. You slept with that guy. You took yourself out of control by drinking. You brought it on yourself.
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>cant post my porn without disclaimers and shit
what good is tumblr even
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>>566691
Victim blaming uwu
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>>566696
alphys looks like shit even when you remove the terribad personality
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>>566694
i mean i wanna post this doodl but because it involves frisk i just know the warriors will be on me like ticks on a dog
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>>566703
Oh my ogd, thank you
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>>566696
Oh yeah I forgot that was a thing
No.566706
I want a piece of Muffet's sweet ass
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>>566701
>>566702
there are people out there with no morality.
Why would you put yourself in a position that would allow those horrible people the opportunity to take advantage of you.
Thats like going into the hood and flaunting your money and saying "I hate niggers" and then you acting surprised when you got mugged and beaten.
You shouldnt have been mugged and beaten because its wrong, but there are people who DONT CARE what is wrong or right. So dont give them a way or reason to hurt you.
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>>566707
Trust No One, Anon.
No.566713
in this world it's rape or be raped
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>>566710
anon wasn't just talking about women
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No.566717
howdy! I'm rapey the rape!
No.566718
my favorite sjw meme is assuming rape is a thing that only men do to women
No.566719
i ate a whole burger with fries and i'm even more hungier...
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>>566710
There are men and women with no morality. No one should get that drunk so someone can take advantage of them. It sucks that they got taken advantage of but they're not entirely free of blame.
"having fun" is different than getting completely shitfaced blackout drunk. Having fun is having a few drinks and partying. If you get taken advantage of when you're still able to control yourself. Then youre not to blame. But if you are completely out of control because you while you were in control got so drunk that you were no longer in control then you fucked up royally.
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>>566717
Run into the friendliness cummies!
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>>566718
rape is sex + privilege
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>>566716
>Technically, neither was I.
anon never said anything about the sex of the victim while you
>>566710
>drunk women
>it's all the drunk woman's fault
>You talk about women
>You're blaming girls
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No.566726
*unlocks the privilege chakra*
No.566727
so is Vfan unbanned or is grant just a lazy piece of shit?
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>>566727
grant felt bad about the nudes and pussied out
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>>566716
no you were. I made no mention of the sex of either party and you did. Men who take advantage of shitfaced women are scum. Women who take advantage of shitfaced men are scum. But people are scum and dont give the scum and easy target.
No.566734
why would anyone get so drunk to the point that they can't control themselves anyway
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>>566728
they arent.
Is a soldier who decides to stand straight up in the open in a war zone free of blame when he gets shot?
If youre gonna be shitfaced drunk dont do it in a place with strangers. Do it with people you absolutely trust. Or do it alone.
Surrounded by strangers, you have no clue who is gonna be the guy taking shots at you.
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>>566733
theyre both to blame. The Person who takes advantage of the drunk person.
And the drunk person for putting themselves in a vunerable position around people that could hurt them.
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>>566734
because they're stupid
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>>566734
Idiots do.
Vfan does because she is an idiot.
If you get passed out drunk surrounded by strangers and you dont get raped youre lucky.
I never would wish that on anyone but they have to take precautions to make sure it doesnt happen. Its the exact same mentality as locking your doors in a bad neighborhood. or making sure your wallet is well secured at a big concert.
No.566739
only the strong survive, and don't get raped
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>>566739
only the careful ones
No.566741
only the strong survive, and rape
No.566742
Everywhere I Go I Must Also Rape
No.566743
*sees a lib*
*the fury flows through me as i get ready to kill*
No.566744
Everywhere I Go I Must Also Vape.
No.566745
no matter how much strong you are, there's always someone stronger than you
and that someone's gonna rape you
No.566746
*sees a lib*
*the furry flows through me as i get ready to yiff*
No.566747
Only The Rapeys Can Have A Dapey
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The Rapeys Dapeys In: The Vapey
No.566751
i went to my local burrito place yesterday
there's a vape shop right next to it with a glass front
there were two guys inside just hoverboarding in circles around the shop while simultaneously puffing out vape plumes
thought about it a lot while i ate my burrite
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No.566754
>>566734
I just want to not be myself for one night.
No.566755
If all women knew men were the terrible beasts they really were, there'd be really no expectation for mercy in scenarios where they make mistakes.
No.566756
tbh blame men for everything you're usually right in your assumptions about what they're capable of doing is what I'm hearing from you guys/
And I totally agree, men aren't trustworthy.
No.566757
>can't sleep naked in a dark alley without getting raped
what is the world coming to...
No.566758
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>566754
I drink to put out the fire in my head.
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>>566752
these things
they're a new fad
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>>566756
now i know...
what racism feels like.....
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>>566761
>getting raped by a man
it's the women you have to watch out for
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>>566769
oh cool someone finally bought that domain
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>>566770
>I wouldn't be afraid of a woman raping you since none of you are hot.
rape rarely has little to do with beauty, just fuck a hole
No.566773
>>566759
that's disappointing
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>>566770
you were raped and you're not hot
checkmate atheists
No.566776
>>566753
Its more a split with 75% of it being the rapists and 25% of it being the person who got so drunk around strangers that they couldnt stand up.
No.566778
>>566773
they're pretty anti-epic
kinda like segway without a handle that has to move super fucking slow because of the resulting balance issues
but they're really popular with the same techie hipster crowd that think vaping is a fashion statement
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No.566781
teach men not to rape or teach women to not get raped
what if you did le both
whoa.... almost blew my own mind there...
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No.566783
take a look at the lol man
memeing on the wrong guy
No.566785
If vfan is sober enough to punch and sling bottles then she isnt drunk enough to fall under the category "out of control drunk"
she still has enough sense and coordination to stop it.
No.566786
>>566782
*pushes you down*
No.566787
>>566782
>I was r8ped!!!!!!!!
no you werent vfan. You called the guy over while you were drunk enough to still be in control and you willingly had sex with them.
No.566788
there's still nobody hotter than lucy lawless tbh
No.566789
why call it hoverboards when they don't actually hover
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No.566791
>>566784
>men have no standards and morals
>says the person with no standards and morals
wew
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No.566794
you guys
rape is pretty un-epic
what about this man who cant understand weight?
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>>566793
I do that every time I tuck my penis in between my legs
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>>566793
neat i always wanted a pussy
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>>566793
i would masturbate all day.......................
No.566799
>>566793
I'd stay at home masturbating all day.
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>>566793
you know that's the dream of like, three/four people here right
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>>566799
thats actually in a new highly suspect song.
He sings about how he just wants to be naked and jack off all day
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No.566807
vfan just hates men because she cant get into a fulfilling relationship with one because she hangs around scummy people.
Scum attracts scum fam.
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>>566794
they seem pretty funny
No.566810
i kind of wish chara was my daughter
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>>566808
what do you think joey dreams about...
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>>566813
that's not poopydot that's an anime kawaii moeblot cosplaying as her
No.566819
>>566815
it's not that's just the filename
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No.566822
why do people try to talk to me
No.566824
Is it bad that I can instantly recognize what map this is on?
its CP_dustbowl stage 3
No.566825
>>566824
I think that's supposed to be 2fort.
It doesn't look like the little bit you can see near first on dustbowl stage 3.
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No.566828
Yea dustbowl stage 3 has the concrete thing.
That's 2fort, probably.
No.566831
whats the faction point of no return in fallout 4
No.566832
They have another section but the non-concrete part has a truck on it. Though I suppose it could just be a super close up of it?
No.566833
ebin + pikachu = ebichu????
No.566834
>>566828
theres a gate on the other side of that building though. Right there is where the picture was taken. You can even see the joint on the left side of the picture.
No.566835
>>566832
actually you may be right. I think that is 2fort.
No.566836
this looks like a custom map.
I dont remember any maps with wood grain like that.
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No.566839
thinking I can't recognize shitty pub maps when I see em
No.566840
The French Republic is a country founded upon the genocide of conservative peasants who opposed the centralization of political power around Paris and were for that reason slaughtered by the same people who signed the first declaration of "human rights". Ever since them, they have always been steered by the most far-left ideology you can think of at any time, first there were anticlerical freemasons (and they are still hugely influential), later it became communist intellectuals.
France is probably the only Western country where Maoism is a strong political force, that shows how much fucked up they are. And of course, being a Maoist is not seen as bad as being mildly right-wing. Alain Badiou can defend a regime that murdered tens of millions and not receive any criticism that Michel Houellebecq or Eric Zemmour have to face.
Basically, it's a country beyond saving. The National Front is part of the problem, since they claim to fight for preserving the ideals of Republican France: liberty, equality, fraternity, and the worst of all, secularism. But these are the ideals that have ruined France, so it's important for that country to be completely destroyed, to be made a globalist shithole where gangs of feral niggers and Arabs rape white women daily in every street, to serve as an example to the world. France must be destroyed, because the salvation can never come from France. Only Eastern European countries such as Hungary have enough vitality to save the West.
When Polish troops march in Marseille and Nantes, that's when you will know that finally things are going in the right place. Not before.
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>>566844
>>566844
New thread when/if this goes through.
No.566846
>>566829
this might be a custom map. I dont remember any map with a wood texture like that.
And all the glass in the game has that wire inlay.
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No.566861
goddammit this sunday went too fast
i want my weekend to be more longways
No.566863
huh is 8chan not broken anymore
can we have long threads again?