/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.

Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.

>>566850

shit how do you do that?

I need a full color manning face.

>>566852

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=222268519

>>566853

do others see it in full color?

>>566855

yes

I love that the tutorial features big anime titties and ALF POGS

>>566856

fuggin sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

>>566856

fuggin sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

I use the conscientious objector exclusively to fuck with a friend.

he snipes a lot and I hop onto servers he's on and try to get the sign to fill his scope.

i love memes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>566860

fuggin sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

delayed lol

fart

>>566867

>>566868

hot

:33 < *qu33f*

where are the mouthpics at

>>566873

epic!

>>566873

why the fuck would someone do that

>>566876

is glitter really that dangerous

is it like industrial waste

but glitter is like

shredded bits of aluminium or painted plastic

that cant be healthy

what draw

>>566879

joey's toeys

>>566879

festive joey

>>566879

meenah eating out undyne tbh

bonus if fish pun

what's it mean when she sends you a pick of her boobies lol

trans girl undyne wearing a shirt that says "AFAB (Assigned Fish At Birth)"

>>566884

no

>>566883

she wants 2 fug....

>>566879

arquius pls b0ss jej

i wish a girl would show me her boobles

>>566884

you have a penis ergo you are a man deal with it you tumblr fuck

>>566888

thought you didn't want to be a """sex pest""" L M A O

>>566885

>>566889

see, it's funny because "fish" is a term used for when trans girls or drag queens look cis-pretty, but AFAB usually has a different meaning in a trans context, and also she's a fish

>>566882

ok i could go for another one of those

it just werks

>>566883

it means you can get into that mouth of hers and make your own pics

>>566891

now you're just making shit up

>>566879

vriska x muffet

>>566890

i dont, but that would opnly be a problem if i ASKED for nudes

which i dont do

>>566891

come live in my basement lol i'll give you a snack lol xd

fuck me i should ahbe been in bed hours ago

>>566896

time to become a fucking sex pest, obviously, you goofy shit abortion nigger of a nigger

get your own titty pics God Damn lol

ma just get on omegle nigga u nigger lmao x

D

d

^D

>>566899

why are you being this mean to saltlick :(

>>566894

no, this is all true, the "assigned fish at birth" thing is a joke that has its origin in the group chat of a bunch of tumblr-famous black trans girls

listen my hyper-niche jokes aren't funny, but I don't just make shit up, I do my research okay

>>566900

wow please dont use slurs at me okay??

fucking

sleep tight puppers

>>566904

i'll spackle your crack you limey-by-proxy nigger-loving invalid

>>566907

tbh fam u cant insult me behind all the layers of privilige i have lol

What's with the trans hate, fam?

>>566910

vfan is bsb now lol

are the "gender is a social construct" camp and the "you can be born as the wrong gender" camp opposed to each other in sjwdom, or is it just sort of an awkward plot hole in the narrative that nobody wants to talk about

>>566916

was boxcutterboi trans?

transphobic tbh... problematic lol...

>>566916

you dont want them encroaching on your territory?

caitlyn... gender lol

>>566913

yes, there's friction there, but not always in the way you'd think. and trans-positive social constructionists exist- I'm one of them- you just have to allow some nature into the nurture, without gendering that nature. e.g. some people may be born with body dysphoria, which isn't the same as "brain sex" (which is no longer scientifically endorsed), but also if your innate personality is seriously at odds with some aspect of the gender role you're being socialized into, you may develop a contrary identity as a way to explain that mismatch.

>>566926

I have several personas that I wear now and then, some are much more developed than others. All of it is because I can't seem to reconcile these people in myself, all the time.

I think you're on to something with your last words, there. At least, for me, anyways.

To be a man you must have honor, honor and a penis!

>>566920

imo ultimately sex is just a list of physical characteristics and gender is the importance we give to it as a society, so yeah i think people should probably just do what makes them happy in regards to gender. it's all just aesthetics and roles, i think, and their cause would probably be better off aiming to convince society to decrease the importance of gender in judging one's character rather than focusing on getting people to change their strict gender ideas to other strict gender ideas that progressives think are better.

i do think trying to argue for people "being born as the wrong gender" is pretty dangerous though, and it ends up with those stories of like 5 year olds who just somehow figure out that they're a dmab genderfluid proxyqueer who needs reassignment surgery NOW without any of their parents' influence they swear.

>>566931

wew

>>566926

see, this makes sense. i get this and can support it.

this is my headcanon on trans.

i love you hsg but if i could press a button to kill every human on this planet i wouldn't hesitate lol

>>566926

it must suck to lose your scientific justification and be forced to rely on this pseudoscience

do away with sex entirely and have all further generations be genetic chimeras of self-made successful people tbh

JUST TO GET RID OF THE BLACKS LMAO

>probably going to be out of a job without a home soon

i thought the holidays were suppose to be jolly

>>566939

I've never believed in brain sex dude, I don't even believe in regular bodily sex the way I imagine you mean

>>566939

all social science is dumb pseudoscience

all that really matters is if it helps or not

the futa future...

i wonder what pom is up to

i miss the pom-meister

>>566943

you don't believe in penises................?

i'd rather be an irken lmao... epic... jej...

>>566941

this but ironically

>>566949

How tall are you sponge

>>566951

he already said he's a manlet

>>566951

5' 11.5"

that'd probably translate to a decent height by their standards

>>566948

not as a thing which is Platonically perfectly distinct from a clitoris, no! it's one fucking organ, with two common morphs and intermediate forms at every point in between, no matter how much doctors chop at baby genitalia in order to hide it

there are a BUNCH of chromosomal sexes and healthy "males" and "females" with variant or even opposed chromosomal sexes exist

hormone levels are overlapping between cis men and cis women, so there's another bimodal distribution for you

all of these factors are at least partially independent of one another

so what I'm saying is, sex as a two-category variable is scientifically false

keeping saltlick suspended in a fluid-filled tube in my basement

*animorphs her clit into a penis*

i get they couldn't get the whole cast together for every episode of season 4 of arrested development, but man maybe they should have made half the episodes and twice the shooting time or something to make it work

the show is great because of the character interactions, sending everyone off on their own adventure with maybe a scene or two together per episode means instead of watching awful people bounce off each other in humorous ways we just see, well, awful people being awful, in a vacuum.

As I get older, the portfolio of shared human experiences starts to dwindle until I am left with a few big ones that I can't experience unless I make huge changes in my life. Changing gender is one of them, right?

I assume, by the time I am very old, medical science and basic entertainment will have evolved to a point where maybe you or I can actually experience reality as a wildly different creature or mindset. I wouldn't put a "never" on the topic of being able to understand someone from their very own perspective.

I just want to explore dank memes, tbh.

>>566954

why are we counting mutants

>>566959

the best part is that all the scenes together are basically repeated

>>566961

why are you throwing people out of your sample to make your theory work

trans me up doc lol

>>566963

they are muties!

>>566962

i kinda like that conceptually, like not understanding what some of the characters are talking about until their story circles around to that part and it becomes much funnier with context, but yeah it gets a little fucking obnoxious when they do that like eight fucking times in the same scene because they couldn't be assed to get the actors all together on more than one set.

let me Trap you... lol... a jej...

>>566963

they're a major minority that hardly even counts to a statistic in terms of black, white, and their tiiiny little dots of gray that show up somewhere in the middle.

anyone who seriously uses the term "trans" out loud without irony needs to kill themselves. We are so beyond the point of return if men can wear silly dresses and it's considered hate speech to tell them the simple truth.

but all leftists prefer this not because they give any shit about trannies, that's not the point for them. They just want to make reality subjective

>>566966

same tbh

i wonder if there are traps who listen to trap music

like, what's the overlap between /cuteboys/ and fans of future?

All leftists, wether it be democrats in america or socialists in europe, it doesn't matter. Anyone in any form of left-wing politics is someone who believes in subjective reality, the idea that anything can be true if enough people believe it to be. They think that if everyone on earth is forced by law to say that 2+2=5, then 2+2 will actually equal five. Right-wing people are people who say that no matter who many people say that it will still be wrong since 2+2 is 4 and it always will be 4 even if nobody recognizes that.

>>566974

all of them

its also kinda impressive because, due to the way the scenes are shot and framed, i'm fairly sure that even within the paltry scenes that they're all together, it's actually just different shots pieced together to make it look like the two actors are conversing.

there was like one genuine scene that panned across the apartment and showed everyone, and i think every other one was just three actors or so in frame while they talked to the rest of the family off screen, or with a body double standing out of focus in the foreground.

i guess it's cool in an experimental way, but man, the big ensemble scenes really did make this show and it's painfully obvious without them

benis on de lady :DDDDD

let me wear that silly dress lol trans me up lol

>>566978

wow hot (no hobo :-DDD))

hitler was trans

stalin was trans

The enitre point of the book 1984 was that liberalism is a mental disorder, because they way they view the world is fundamentally broken. In their mind as long as everyone is forced to believe a ridiculous concept they will be spared from anything bad.

the only reason democrats don't raise the minimum wage to one million dollars an hour is basically because there are enough republicans to stop them, even though they get shouted down for hating poor people despite saving the economy from melting down. in the eyes of a liberal giving all that free money to everyone feels good, therefore is must be good.

Feels over facts, that is leftism in a nutshell

trans me up scotty lol

the girl i love is dead lol

>>566984

lol this is the stupidest thing i've ever read

It's really not surprising we see bizarre things like that one holocaust surivor who made up the story about meeting his wife in the camps and when it was proven he made it all up he just went "It was real in my mind" and that settles it. To a liberal that's a good explination. A man in a dress says he feels like a woman in his mind, and that somehow makes chromosomes "not count" because fuck you my feelings are what count here, shitlord.

watch out that book had an author lol keep an eye on that lol

wait... hold on just a second... i think people might be strawmanning in this thread!!!!!

All liberals are retarded and i am in no way exaggerating when i say they we as a society can go nowhere but up if we all locked every single one of them in a padded room. Ironcially we would be giving them the "safe space" they've always claimed lol

hook me up with that trans with a side of that fake holocaust lol

Comin' right up, Sponge.

fucking tripfags

>>566997

>>567000

why are you responding to pasta

Spongeboss

>>566975

What if conservatives were saying 2+2=5 this whole time, and only recently leftists found out it actually equals 4?

The siren's song of leftism infects those with weak willpower into believing that their wildest dreams can come true because in our utopia you can identify as a unicorn and nobody will stop you. Are you worried about where your next meal comes? Who cares, let someone else worry about that.

It's really unsurprising that all the internet trannies are losers with no jobs that don't contribute to society. They are just eaters who want the system to give them stuff without putting in anything back. I'm serious, there is not a single cross-dresser who has even done manual labor.

i wanna meme you like an animal

>>567004

2+2=5 is a short hand way of writing capitalism

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.

I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.

After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug administration.

At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service and drop the kids off at the public school.

Then, after spending the day not being maimed or killed at work thanks to the workplace regulations imposed by the department of labor and the occupational safety and health administration, I drive back to my house which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and the fire marshall's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and fox news forums about how SOCIALISM in medicine is BAD because the government can't do anything right.

BOILING SHITPOSTING

-by spongeboss

remember when he cuts the guys testes out and tells dwight to take them to the cook? that but with me and hsg

>>567012

*pops boner*

wa-hey! it's weley!

I love Peidot!

>>567014

i didnt see this movie what is it

>>567013

yeah, well a little man named ALBERT EINSTEIN wrote an essay on why we should adopt socialism, and he *invented* space

political score board:

intelligent leftists 1

smelly right-wings 0

acrually bill boss was onto something

like, it's totally applicable to hsg

neuter everybody here

>>567018

>yuri hands

>>567020

the third human centipede, the best film in recent history

>>567018

> It's that one knows a considerable number of heterosexuals who would wish to become homosexuals, whereas one knows very few homosexuals who would really like to become heterosexuals.

>

>>567018

counterpoint: homestuck

anyone who doesn't think we should be moving more toward socialism as scarcity and labor become less important is a cucktard

i wish become a gay man with aids and a poopypenis....

>>567030

i like to enjoy my coffee with mountain dew

>>567026

It's object fact though.

There's very few to none

Statistically, this means. That the same sex is arousing to a number of people, who once were aroused by the opposite sex.

They just tell nobody about it and ignore it and pretend it's not there and didn't happen.

>>567033

Ah the ol' "everyone is secretly gay!" meme

Homosexuality appears as one of the forms of sexuality when it was transposed from the practice of sodomy onto a kind of interior androgyny, a hermaphroditism of the soul. The sodomite had been a temporary aberration; the homosexual was now a species.

it's so obvious why spongelord would like human centipede that I feel like a retard for only realizing it now

>>567035

hey

wwheres peri

>>567035

Looks like Joey moved in with Peri!

>>567038

epic ass eating le

>>567036

The homosexual agenda: to be happy.

im gay so everyone is gay

>>567035

*flushes*

what should i draw hsg?

>>567045

festive joey

>>567045

>>566881

'Tis the season for Joey.

>>567036

To deny you've never been attracted to the same sex at least once in the heat of masturbating or alone walking down the street or in bed staring at the ceiling is actually psychologically impossible.

It's happened once, or twice. And it did fascinate you.

This is nothing new.

You especially deny the homoeroticism involved with alienating women from image boards in order for them to be filled with young adult boys and not icky sticky girls.

You can write entire discourses about how internet and sexuality wind around one another in inanimate sensation.

>>567048

die cletus

>>567043

You sure are smart :D

>>567034

i want her to be my gf!

The question here is the same as the question I addressed with regard to madness, disease, delinquency and sexuality. In all of these cases, it was not a question of showing how these objects were for a long time hidden before being finally discovered, nor of showing how all these objects are only wicked illusions or ideological products to be dispelled in the light of reason finally having reached its zenith. It was a matter of showing by what conjunctions a whole set of practices—from the moment they become coordinated with a regime of truth—was able to make what does not exist (madness, disease, delinquency, sexuality, etcetera), nonetheless become something.

>>567045

Undyne legs splayed open getting eaten out by meenah and involve a fish pun.

>>567049

Someone like you can twist anything to be gay

>>567049

men are uggo af

>>567056

There is nothing gay about a bunch of hormonal boys rejecting femininity and feminine power as a whole.

>>567057

Then you probably thought about a lithe boy of some kind to abstract the feminine into the masculine.

>>567059

i think about my waifu...

>>567061

heres your reply

fuck

>>567061

What is wrong with you lately

>>567061

all me

The soul is the prison of the body.

Sponge is feisty.

>>567061

all le me

>>567064

sent ;)

gotta get off fams... i'll see you all later fams... love ya fams.... lates, family....

Is it wrong to be sexually attracted to video game girls?

>>567073

>Bill orders the castrated man who raped him in a dream to be attached to him as an added punishment. He also breaks the man's arm again, whose arm he broke earlier. Bill and Dwight observe the operation with Six, who vomits after seeing the death row inmates being dismembered for a 'special project'.

>Touring the cells, the trio discover a mentally unstable inmate who is eating his own feces, and wants to be sewn into the centipede. Not wanting anyone to enjoy the centipede punishment, Bill shoots and kills the inmate.

>After Tom Six leaves, Bill and Dwight go and visit Daisy, who is now in a coma. Dwight reveals that he loves her as Bill rapes her motionless body.

>With the five-hundred person centipede now complete, Governor Hughes arrives and is disgusted at what he sees. Not only has a Human Centipede been created, but a 'Human Caterpillar' has also been created out of the inmates serving life sentences. This is the same as a Human Centipede, only the limbs of the victims have been removed, meaning they cannot move. It is revealed that Daisy has also been accidentally sewn into the Centipede.

which three tripfags would you use to make a human centipede?

>>567077

Sponge, Vfan, AE, in that order

>>567075

how do you accidentally dismember and sew a person to other dismembered, sewn people

How medically accurate will Hiveswap be?

here's an interview with tom six

http://defamer.gawker.com/i-dont-like-human-beings-a-chat-with-the-human-centi-1706049658

trigger warning: gawker

>fat person offers me nudes

how do i say no

>>567082

"god no"

>>567082

I'm assuming she's actually obese and not chub right

Because chub can be very good

>>567077

bsb-cletus-ae-every single anon who posts here except staerk and shark and dr& and cam and ben and grant-nick's ass-and saltlick as the head.

in that order

>>567080

100%

Joey will meet the troll centipede.

>>567086

anons are not tripfags you dummy!

>>567085

chub can be great.

we're talking large belly and tiny titty. that's a le no go!

>>567084

That's our Joey!

Vris I dont want to be friends with you anymore. Stop trying.

Just because you make horrible decisions when it comes to who you associate with and who you want to be your friends doesn't mean I do.

>>567091

fuck off skypenig

>>567078

I'd switch AE and Vfan

AE would probably enjoy eating her shit

>>567093

>>567093

>>567093

>>567093

>>567093

>>567094

Oh yeah I made sure to put sponge at the front but I forgot about that

>>567091

he a le a post lol

he good a reddit lul jej

upvote! 4u lol

>>567097

Seriously what le fucky happened to you famlord

>>567098

vaped a little too hard

i also agree that vris is shit but she doesn't come here anymore i think so who le care

>>567081

he seems like a nice guy

>>567098

i got...

jejjed on lol

bad times by bad glands

not enough mouthpics TBH

>>567102

she cucc u?

get well soon epic lad

>>567100

she comes on occasionally under anon. I cut off all contact to her and she's still trying to contact me through other people. So im just getting a direct message out there for her to read.

>>567105

fuck off skypenig

>>567105

i hope...

...you'rer gf gets a mugged!!!

L M A O

>>567105

Bae, can you hear me runnin'

i can't believe spongelord is dying

just khunt me up

here lies sponge

killed by his gland

Look

Look with your epic eyes

My gland!

cause of death: gay gland

>>567091

Khan my nigga

we were roasting on you, I get roasted, grant gets roasted, egg gets roasted, sponge gets roasted, everyone gets roasted

just cuz you couldn't handle getting called salt boy by vris does not mean she hates you or actively wanted you gone.

You're making a big deal about nothing even I'm willing to apologize to you about taking you too seriously, damn. Like it's not that big of a deal.

>>567115

He's a brony he's oversensitive

it's hard out there for a conservative brony

what if khan's gf got into a gland accident

alli's glands, severed by train wheels

salt boy

>>567115

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

>>567122

fuck it's not even as if these were a day or two apart

she hates u fam

>>567120

not fucking cool. christ man.

>>567124

Dude you're a brony

>>567126

watch your fucking glands

>>567122

what did you do to scare her off besides sending those things

who's alli

>>567130

my gf lol

>>567124

this would make some great pasta

>>567124

Damn nigga slow down you're calling me a vampire for calling you salt boy

the worst of all things I ever did was argue to you about rock and get mad you said gross sexual things about me I didn't appreciate and call you salt boy.

Like, we could still salvage this because I agree I over reacted to you.

Everyone has more power over me than I have power over them, they can kick me whenever I have no fucking clue what you are saying.

I'm sorry we called you salt boy a bunch of times khan it literally means no hateful feelings it's just jokes.

>>567131

(note: she doesn't know his name)

>>567134

(that's my other gf, alli knows my name. unless she forgot)

>>567137

(Note: Oh okay)

(Note: You're a stud)

people as epic as me can't be forgotten

>>567133

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

>>567140

see

>>567140

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

>>567141

wesley pls

khan me up loll

*upvotes my own post*

>>567141

whats ur skype bro

would you rather be

>a cool sexy vampire

>a equally-as-cool sexy werewolf

>yourself

>>567144

I'm not wes...

>>567148

like

how do the power sets on these bad boys work

does sunlight kill me cause that seems sucky

am i still aware as a werewolf or do i just go crazy when i transform

trap me in that hot topic lol

>>567149

wesley pls

>>567146

fatmanass.tumblr.com

>>567148

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

>>567150

yes

no, that'd make werewolves ridiculously OP

>>567152

good choice

>>567156

wow they both suck

>>567154

bro....

>>567156

then there's no upside to being either

>>567148

i'm rather be an alien lol

>>567159

tbu (this but unironically)

>>567157

>>567158

you do get standard immortality, though

that's something

>>567148

i want to be the little girl

>>567148

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

>>567148

my elf

Kill yourself. I dont even consider you as a human. You're below subhuman.

Youre a creature who only wants to have power over others. You want that so much you'll try to become a child psychologist and take advantage of disturbed children and scared parents.

what's joey opening??

>>567168

a bomb

>>567168

The anthrax I sent her as a christmas present!

I love Joey!

>>567168

a new flashlight dildo

>>567167

Beautiful and cheery!

get the hell out of here, denton

>>567175

bless you

jc denton

joey claire

hmm...

j.c. denton

jesus christ denton

joey claire denton

joey claire

is

jesus christ

ACTIVATE

oh my goddddd

give me money

rob schneider

is

the joey

i want to fucking die

where is he

shut the fuck up

all the stories about Vlad the Impaler are neat

why do i see things that arent actually there

whats up with that

>>567192

your cray cray

i just want to play tf2

ghosts

spooky ghosts!!!

nothing is working

>>567197

>into the wild

probably the most offensively bad based on a true story movie ever

>>567197

Hey the new Mad Max was fucking good

Better than most of the tired garbage Hollywood churns out

>>567197

post the template

>>567201

especially because the nigga starved to death alone and scared in the woods

fuck, why did they even need to make a movie about that shit

>>567202

no it wasnt.

The costumes and cars were too professional looking

It was too epic

Everyone was too pretty

The story wasnt even good.

>>567202

wrong

>>567205

Listen up you fucking brony cuck of you didn't think that scene with the guy and the guitar and the flames was awesome just drink a tall glass of bleach tbh

>>567205

mad max was actually good and you are wrong and probably hate the movie because it seemed feminist to you like a total dumb dumb.

the story was there since the early 90's dude compared to fucking

Thunderdome

it's citizen kane

>>567192

Because when you have stanky old Wizard Eyes, sometimes you see things that are real, and other times it's like crazy, crazy, crazy, in your face, all the time. (sighs) All the time.

>it seemed feminist

>>567204

and he died because he was a retard who couldn't preserve food or scavenge and poisoned himself via wabbits

why do people fucking idolize him like he did something that mattered

>>567197

3/5 of those games are good

>>567213

>undertale

>super brothers

Indivisible isn't out yet so...

>>567210

Are you one of those dudes who ragged on fury road because you think freeing women who were literally sex slaves in order to become baby machines is feminist bias

hahahahahaha

oh my god dude I hate you people fucking think with your brain and not your dick for two fuggening seconds

>>567214

Alright, 2 are good and the 3rd will probably be good.

>>567212

No what happened irl was that he wanted to go back after a few months of chillin innawoods but the river he crossed in winter was swollen by spring snowmelt so he was trapped and starved

>grundlefailures

>in my general

yeeahh it would be greaaat if you left right fucking now thaaaanks

>>567215

i was saying the opposite, retard

>>567215

Nigger mad max wasn't a feminist movie stop trying to make everything about feminism

does anyone here like offensive comedy

>>567217

that happened in the movie too

what finally killed him was that he was so fucking hungry that he grabbed some random berries and ate them and got poisoned

although at that point it was clear he was going to die, so it kinda begs the question of why he didn't at least TRY to swim across the river. he probably would have drowned but fuck just resigning yourself to starving to death seems pretty fucking dumb.

>>567217

wasn't there a suspension bridge like a mile away from him that would've taken him directly back to civilization too

>>567219

oh

sorry

I got you confused

>>567220

That's my point

it's clearly not it's a fucking story about rebuilding from monstrosity and evil.

>>567224

Yes and no

There was a rickety basket on a cable crossing the river that the Dept of Forestry or whatever had. I don't remember if the basket was on his side though

>>567225

Nah it was about daily life in 'straya

It was a documentary

oh boy a new board is is in the top 25

>/lewd/ - Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation★

literal genocide please god

i wish they were last on the list so i could relist the board and kick those faggots off the top

>>567228

why do we need so many gay boards?

>>567228

why isn't the board relisted yet

gristmas registration is over

>>567228

>Circlejerk + Lewd + Sissy Humiliation★

Good Shit™

"sissy" and "femmy" being used a sexual terms revolts me deeply

i'm talkin' "cunny" level here

>>567229

anime + lack of female attention = those steam friend thread prison gay losers

>>567230

there are no reasons to relist it

>>567231

:/

>>567232

Cunny is unappealing but cunny-chan is a cute name

>>567207

Okay that scene was pretty good. It was an epic movie but it was too epic for mad max.

sissy boicunny

>>567233

>there are no reasons to relist it

didn't you say that we need new blood to make things survive

hsg's been dead recently

but it's not that you don't care, you're rarely on anyway tbh

>>567208

>didnt even refer to you or talk about you

>insults me anyway

So much for wanting to make things right vfan.

every single crossie has been terrible

>>567237

big words from self admitted mr "i only come hsg to post green rock"

i think there genuinely are some people on /pol/ that hated women so much and with such intensity that they literally became gay to spite them

And this

*sound of Zelda transforming into Sheik*

Is my cunny-chan~!

>>567244

This game takes me back to that era of weird midbudget PS2 games

>>567241

that doesn't excuse your behavior big boy

>>567247

what behavior

>>567248

going back on things you said

>>567249

like??

>>567250

sleep forever cletus

>>567237

but crossies wandering in here would only make it worse

>>567251

you literally said you wanted more people in here in the past

>>567253

better red than dead

>>567251

Not being an irredeemable piece of human garbage

>>567254

that was before ass tree's bullshit, the endless whining about phantos, etc

>>567238

calling you a total dumb dumb is just a platonic poke you lil dingus

I call vris that for your information. I also call her a dingus.

poopydot! poopydot!

>>567256

gee if only you were able to prevent people from posting so they won't continue to ruin the board

something like a BAN

does funky still look like a fat girl

i mean i guess they want that but

>>567238

youre a child lmao

Bloodfeather is a beatiful and sexy song. I cant get enough of it.

>>567260

if i banned people runing the board you'd have gone a long time ago

there's a very fine line between "shitpost policing" and "justifiable bans"

i dont think you appreciate the nuance that goes into decision making

>>567260

i dont like this person's posts

ban them

there should be an option to ban everyone in a thread for twenty minutes so everyone can take a goddamn nap

>>567264

I bet it's harder than you expect.

Tbh don't ban AE

because every so often he comes

I exist only to give him the cucccccc

poopydot! poopydot!

>>567271

you are a fucking worthless braindead scumfuck bastard pile of trash mental dickface that should be gunned down in the street like the degenerate you are.

is wes really like this or is he pretending

>>567269

if it was left up to vote you would also probably be banned, just to point that out

andifyou cant see how turning hsg into a fucked up version of survivor is a bad idea i dont know what to say

>wesley during zwid rule

little mouse

>wesley during me rule

"ban everyone i dont like"

survivor: hsg............

Trump's border wall idea is racist

But ewww don't relist the board I don't want those nasty dirty crossies in here

Wesley........was little mouse........the whole time????????????????

>>567273

the periposting or

>>567274

>you would also probably be banned, just to point that out

http://strawpoll.me/6262898

> fucked up version of survivor

it's an unanimous vote you clown

if everyone thinks they're annoying, then ban them

>>567277

man everything is a fugging political issue for you jesus

>>567279

Don't ban ae leave him for my sick pleasure.

fams, my gf won't leave the room and i have drawing shyness, so chel and undyne/meenah is going to have to wait until tomorrow

i'm sorry lads

>>567282

destroy the gf

>>567283

except I don't actually think that and think this place was better and more active when it was listed.

Assuming makes an Ass out of you, your mother should have taught you that.