No.567327
>>567322
hsg is fucking dead because of you
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>>567327
who are you even talking about
they're probably a better poster than you
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No.567333
http://8ch.net/boards.html
hsg is below the adult baby diaper wearer board
gg no re
No.567334
wats up where the gfs at lol
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No.567336
ae wants me to relist the board
so im going to unlist it again
No.567337
>>567333
I don't understand why they have specific boards for each country.
Doesn't /pol/ already have "country" threads that are just shitposting.
No.567338
>>567336
>ruining the board just to troll one person
epic
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>>567337
egyptians post in hieroglyphics there which they cant really do on /pol/
also /pol/ isnt really for "general about x country" that's more of an /int/ thing
but i think /int/ on this site turned into some epic troll illuminati??
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>>567333
oh hey, we're like the fourth board in terms of total posts
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No.567351
I want a kid just to tell them not to put arbitrary dates on things because they will be let down every time.
No.567353
i can't find a present for my gym rat brother
REEEEAARRGGHHH
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>>567353
how hard is it to find a box of oats at the grocery store
No.567356
>>567354
it's gotta be something epic and also i dont know what kind of protein powder he generally uses
so die
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No.567358
W REALISE THAT KARKAT/NEPETA IS JUST ONE BIG SELF-INSERT FANTASY ON BEHALF OF THE FANDOM. THE FEMALE HAVE OF THE FANDOM LOVE IT BECAUSE NEPETA BASICALLY HAS NO PERSONALITY ASIDE FROM "AUTISTIC CATGIRL" MAKING IT DISGUSTINGLY EASY FOR THEM TO IMPRINT THEMSELVES ON HER. THE MALE HALF OF THE FANDOM SHIPS IT BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE PATHETIC SELF-LOATHING LOSERS WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN IN A REAL RELATIONSHIP, WHO LONG FOR SOMEONE TO LOVE THEM WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT IT TOO HARD, LIKE NEPETA DOES WITH KARKAT.
I'M P
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>>567356
give him epic gains
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>>567358
your p
THE p?
Woha.
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>>567356
aight well good luck with all that
No.567364
Good, Bad, He's the P with the gun.
No.567367
>>567353
hehe
you have a rat brother
thats funny for reasons only me and you will understand
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>>567367
is it little mouse
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>>567367
well now everyone knows because you just spelled out the joke
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>>567368
>>567370
you keep assuming shit
No.567372
how do I find Chaz and get her to notice
No.567373
>>567369
The eri February pic for the Homestuck calendar for 2016 was enough to get me to buy it.
No.567374
>>567372
why do you want chaz senpai to notice you
>>567373
what is it
No.567375
>>567374
because she's cool and also I want fug
because lonely
No.567376
>>567372
1) inquire about commissions as to who can draw you some lardtub futas with dog weenies in exchange for a money
wait a couple of minutes
b) whip out youre hoarse dingy
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>>567375
you're lucky c1q is into watching
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>>567375
chaz has a skeleton with a rifle for a boyfriend
don't become a second megane with his chazlust
No.567379
>>567378
it's mostly just lustlust, anyone would do tbh.
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>>567380
I can't help myself tbh
No.567383
/wfa/ - White Fashion★
The cure for cuck-core
No.567384
it has no posts
i want to know that cuck-core is
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>>567386
do cogs like bogs?
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>>567387
as a cog I do like bogs
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No.567391
 | Rolled 6 (1d20) |
The Luck of the Cuck.
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lol remember that time he wwalked into the thread that was classic
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>>567395
is it twelve months of shai-hulud
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>>567395
Just in time for Christmas, I'll bet!
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No.567404
oh my other mom quit her job so now neither of my parents can get fired for being gay
No.567405
>>567404
are your moms hot
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>>567405
well
one of them looks like him
No.567407
>>567405
no
>>567406
well she's my mom so that's not really that weird
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No.567414
I want ben to be my future obgyn
And when he comes out from from underneath the curtain spread
this is his face
No.567415
my mom's actually a doctor
it's a doctorate in musical studies though or something
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>>567415
so she isn't a doctor
No.567417
mama ben will diagnose ya lol
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No.567419
imagine
getting through a musical studies degree
getting through a musical studies masters
getting through a musical studies doctorate
before realizing you've made a mistake
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>>567416
If you get a doctorate in something you're a doctor.
She's technically Dr. [Her Name]
No.567423
i wouldn't mind getting murdered if it was by a cute girl that knew how to dress
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No.567425
The table's flipped, now we got all the coconuts, bitch
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No.567428
>it's a cuckolding episode
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No.567430
>buy two tickets for star wars
>person i was gonna go with can't make it
g-guess i'm scalping
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>>567430
you should give it to me! your epic good friend to the very end, le me, wants the ticket!
No.567432
where the fuck is my ticket
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No.567438
i like my coffee black and cold, with a side of mountain dew gamer fuel lol
No.567439
just one more day until I irreparably ruin my life my fams
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>>567439
that sounds like a good idea
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>>567439
irreparably ruin THIS!!!!
*presents bunghole*
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>>567440
thank you anon. This is all the motivation I need
No.567443
to cuck or not to cuck...
No.567444
i just woke up but i'm so tiiiired
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>>567439
are you going to purchase a John Cougar Meloncamp cd?
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>>567378
c1q is beefy af m8
and chaz is cool but she's fat and unattractive
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No.567452
i should get up and shower but i really dont want to
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>>567449
i could just post them here if you want.
it'd be a lot easier
did you want three?
No.567454
>>567453
let's go with 5 since that's the limit
but vary it up
No.567455
>>567452
why? it's not like youre gonna fuck anyone
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>>567455
what does that have to do with anything
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>>567454
i can't remember if you wanted ones i harvested myself or not
i personally procured all of these
No.567458
>>567456
pretty sure thats just æ being a salty cuck again
No.567459
well??? what do you think???
No.567460
jesus fucking christ i just want to go to sleep but i have to find this last present
just let me fucking die
No.567461
>>567457
these are great especially that last one. cheers, lad
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>>567461
happy to share... :'^)
goodnight lovely lad
No.567464
>>567463
sweet dreams my /b/ro
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>>567462
right???
she had the perfect uvula. it's too bad she was apathetic psychotic garbage
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hsg i burned my comforter in the dryer and now everything in my closet smells like burned linen 😭
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No.567470
the hairy taint of nepeta leijon
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No.567472
holy shit murmur is such a good album
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No.567474
>>567473
right now
*anon slowly unzips fly and slips out of trousers, knees trembling as he presents himself*
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>>567474
*laughs at your skinny twig legs and itty-bitty cocky-kun*
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>>567475
n-no!
this was supposed to be special
how do you know about my twig legs
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>>567476
oh, anon
everybody knows about your twig legs
No.567478
>>567464
this is kinda awkwardly phrased because i was going for 'my epic /b/ro' but i didnt want to ruin the only epicless spongelord encounter ive had
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gonna go buy some cheese because im white
No.567483
when will i have the hot bubble butt i so crave
No.567484
>>567483
just buy a butt pump you dingaling
No.567485
the renovations on my building's facade were supposed to be over by this weekend but will last until at least january
fuck
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i want to embrace peridot while she's sleeping
No.567494
i love this jumper because it has bells on it so i jingle whenever i move
No.567495
a tangerine
the size of a ruby
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i fucked up
i need to be stopped
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jingle bells
peridot smells
pearl laid an egg
greg's van lost a wheel and malachite got away
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ugh, fuck this job
i should have been a sys admin so i could do nothing for most of the day
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Dreams logged: 2 (35, 55)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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No.567510
🚨hey you🚨 scholarly📚📓📝 sluts💦😫! It is finals📖 week‼️ which means it's time to study✏️📕📗📘📙📔📒📓 the FUCK out! Don't forget your hardest🍆 clASSes🍑🍒: slapping out hard COCKulus🍌🍆📝💦 problems and finding🔦🔍 chemical BONDAGE⛓⚗🔬⛓ in CUMistry💦💦. But, before you hit🙌🏿👏🏽 those problems, SMACK🙌🏿🤗 THAT ASS!!🍑🍑 Be sure to get that extra credit💯💯 by sending this to 6️⃣9️⃣ of your SEXIEST🚼💦💁🏾 teachers🙋🏼 pets💦🐶 who would fuck💦🍆 their teachers!!! If you get 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're a sexy💦👙 subsTITute😫😫 teacher. get 0️⃣ back and you ❌FAIL❌ all of your tests😵😲😰. good luck with getting those D's!💦🍆💦😫
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No.567512
I think I'm getting sick, I've got that weird gross feeling around my eyes and a throbbing headache
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>>567518
>no more China, IL ever
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No.567521
when will the one punch man meme end
No.567522
>>567521
*kills u in one punch*
No.567523
>>567521
when jojo part 4 starts
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No.567525
wouter wants warmer winter wear
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No.567527
I should be doing things but there's nothing I want to do
Nothing I do will ever affect the lives of millions of people, even then, doing something is still better than doing nothing, isn't it?
Why are you sitting there staring at this monitor? What's the point of this? Having nothing better to do isn't really a good reason
These words don't even exist
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>>567529
Oh man that's some nice art.
No.567532
I am truly, my worse enemy
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>>567533
I like them in poofy jackets. It's usually shipping them with Sans though.
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>>567534
are you saying that's a bad thing
No.567536
>>567535
I don't really like them in a romantic relationship.
Some artist does real cute art for it though.
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>>567536
they're bros and you know what bros are supposed to do right
No.567539
>>567537
That'd be Sans & Pap.
Which is even worse.
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>>567539
no they're actual brothers
I'm talking about bros
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>>567540
Sans is for being awkwardly hit on by Chara.
No.567542
>>567527
fear of failure
fear of being disliked or judged
fear of success and the problems it brings
No.567543
how to win fallout 4
put industrial water purifiers at base
put even more turrets down
open a shop
go do stuff
come back to a million bottles of water and a little bit of money in the workshop
sell water back to shop at workshop
free thousand caps
do this at every workshop
use the insane profits to buy lots of good gear and ammo
No.567544
>>567543
why would you ever need to buy anything in that game
it was just the same in skyrim
the only thing i have ever spent money on was buying the best stores i could for sanctuary hills
No.567545
>>567542
Fear is an ILLUSION
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>>567521
dont worry anon
next season will be full of all those borderline-porn harem comedies you like so much
No.567547
>>567544
most dedicated vendors have unique weapons, which can get pricy
stocking up on ammo
buying power armor frames to have more robot suits than tony stark
being rich for the fun of it
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>>567545
you're an illusion
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No.567550
At least Joey will always be real. Right, Joey?
...Joey?
No.567551
Will Joey become real if all Orks think she is?
No.567552
in a way, joey is more real than you or i
No.567555
>>567554
why is this making me sad
what the fuck
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>>567555
do you feel not real
No.567558
>>567554
surprisingly good drawing
No.567559
>>567556
i'll draw you a joey
with my trackpad
No.567561
>>567560
reeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.567562
*prints off the picture of anon's hand and cums on it*
No.567563
>>567560
i am mad because i didnt think about doing that
fy anon
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>>567564
what a happy joey!
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>>567566
she's crying tears of joy!
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>>567560
2/10 hand not beefy enough
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No.567577
joey
more like joereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee am i right
No.567578
joey
more like
let the bodies hit the flo' ey
No.567579
joey is a character in a game that will never come out
No.567580
>>567579
these things, they take time
No.567581
>>567577
>edited video of CWC howling JULEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY while having sex(?) with his sexdoll but instead of saying JUUULEEEEEEEYYYY he says JOOOOEEEEEY
No.567582
>>567579
But Joeyquest is already out
No.567583
>>567581
im sure someone in hsg is degenerate enough to reenact this
No.567584
actually i might do this
as a joke of course
No.567585
just for laughs hahaha :)
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>>567592
sidemouths weren't enough, now you also get sidehorns!
No.567595
tonight i am feeling sad and lonely and inadequate
y'know, just for a change
No.567596
Just who is Joeykaki anon
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>>567595
lets start a club
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>>567595
at least you're among friends
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>>567598
what, you mean a place for the sad and lonely and inadequate to get together and talk
like hsg
No.567602
>>567601
okay yeah good point
No.567603
hsg meet 'n' fuck 'n' suicide when
No.567604
i wish i had real people who like me enough to talk to me when i feel like this
but no, it's just you guys
is that why i still come here
No.567605
>>567604
it is for me
theres something about talking to a bunch of strangers that makes me capable of just openng up about stuff i wouldnt talk about otherwise
No.567606
oh shit the Kaomoji-kun Mugs are back
i wonder if they can survive world-wide shipping
>>567604
i think this is why everyone still comes here
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>>567604
you wound me anon
No.567608
but it's not even as though you guys like me enough to listen
there's just no consequences for me either way
god, what the fuck am i doing
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>>567608
im listening
whats bothering you
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>>567608
come blog about it
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>>567610
i don't know what i'm doing with my life
i'm 22 and i don't have any goals because i genuinely don't think there's anything i'm capable of
i'm just sitting here and being a useless burden on everybody and i want to stop so desperately but i just don't know what to do
i feel like i don't know anything
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>>567612
are you actively trying to find something that suits you?
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>>567612
id give you some advice but im afraid im in a similar position
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>>567612
get a job and live on your own
at least you wont be a burden to anyone but yourself
it helped me
No.567616
“I could always make people laugh, in high school,” he told The Washington Post. “Then I began to discover that people were laughing at me rather than with me. I got angry. That anger has accelerated. I used to make a lot of jokes, I could stand up on a stage and make people laugh. But I mistook the laughing for people liking me, and I began to get angry … All through my childhood and my teens I was constantly picked on, attacked, assaulted.”
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>>567612
What did you like to do when you were a kid
What did you like to do when you were a teen
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>>567615
that's it, that's what i want to do
i don't care about finding a job that makes me happy any more i just want something that makes me feel useful
but i just don't know what to do
No.567619
why did hitler have to fail?
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>>567621
please don't end in fucking please don't end in fucking
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>>567623
please end in fucking please do end in fucking
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No.567627
it's going to end in sex, isn't it
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No.567630
will undyne have a wang, taking bets now!
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No.567634
this is the worst of all possible worlds
No.567635
*doxxes artist for sexualizing the frisk*
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frisk and undyne's goofball child
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it looks like planetofjunk improved at least
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>>567641
didn't know alphys was a cuck
No.567651
i'm still surprised there isn't more mettaton porn
there's a fuckload of sans porn tho
what the heckie
No.567652
I will die
before I enjoy anything related to undertale
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>>567650
of course she is a dirty ntrfag
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>>567651
it's bizarre
maybe it's the glowing blue dick
No.567655
i half expected sans to have a tentabulge
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>>567655
he does in like half of the tumblr porn
like, a phantom tentabulge
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>>567651
All the fujos jumped on sans because he's ~so depressed~ and/or they want to have a bad time.
No.567659
i want to have a le bad time
No.567660
*gets dunked on sexually*
No.567661
even if sans had a dick he'd be too depressed to get an erection
No.567662
>>567661
This is sort of canon.
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No.567664
someone add khan back in to the chat.
Lets see where this shitfest goes.
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>>567663
>wants to be boned/destroyed
this is basically me
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TEAM WOUTER
VERSUS
GIANT GRANT
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>>567673
i dont want to fight anyone
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>>567674
i've got money riding on this, you'll fight and you'll like it fuckboy
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>>567676
im holding a baby and im in a room full of chairs
i really cant be dealing with this
No.567680
>>567677
why are you shitposting with a baby
won't somebody think of the children
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gimmie fuel gimmie fire
gimmie that which I desire
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a mean green poopy machine
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i wish chara was my daughter
No.567700
is this a homestuck reference
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>>567698
do not sexualize the chara
No.567702
>>567700
it's a chara reference
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>>567702
is chara a skull with pool balls for eyes?
No.567705
i snatch kisses and vice versa ;)
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>>567704
no they are cute and sometimes a demon
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