No.567712
two toys would not be enough to take down those towers
No.567713
i'm gonna put this spider in my ass
No.567714
>>567712
unless theres a controlled demolition...
No.567717
think about it
toys would have such an easy time sneaking explosives in
No.567718
>>567716
I really, really like this picture
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>>567719
peepeedot! peepeedot!
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>>567719
>floating flesh fingers
>no ankles
>piss
No.567724
>>567723
come on wesley isn't that your waifu
how can you say you love your waifu if you won't drink their piss
No.567725
wanna kiss a cute boy while he memes my ass
No.567726
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No.567729
少年が二人のメイドさんによって、調教されます。
動物のを模したディルドによって、少年はお尻と尿道を犯され、快感で射精をしてしまう。
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>>567729
>tfw no nerd destroyer gf
No.567732
No.567733
look at this jjjooey
every time i do it makes me laugh
No.567737
>>567736
Yea they said that's a WIP for something.
They're one of my favorite Chara artists actually, I didn't know they went to /utg/ but they gave me their tumblr.
No.567738
No.567739
I don't know the source for the 4th one but I really like the artists for the first three.
No.567740
she cucc me and it feel
like
home
No.567741
No.567742
i can't do it!
i can't beat the big dog!
No.567743
chara is the worst character
that's right, worse than SO SORRY
No.567744
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How the hell do they expect me to unplug my love for all of these games just to vote on fucking GameFaqs. Does Undertale even have an amazing selection of FAQs to peruse? Can I go to some amazing comment section for pure, unadulterated teenage wasteland?
No.567746
>>567743
every time you say something, it's just like "wow that sure is xlr". like yeah, you would be about the fat gay fetish fanboss.
No.567747
how do we exterm the fumbletales
No.567748
>>567747
It's impossible, now.
No.567749
>>567747
wait until they're asleep, then put their hand in warm water
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No.567751
>>567746
i'm not about so sorry, he's the second worst character
chara's the worst
No.567752
>>567750
holy shit a time traveler from 2010
No.567753
problem sleuth is really good
i bet hussie's next webcomic (or is it a flash?) will be terrific!
No.567754
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>567753
I remember this being posted as a rough draft sound to base HS stuff on. I've always gone back to this song when I want to feel inspired.
No.567755
if you pinch the wiener when it go pee pee it will pop like a balloon!
No.567756
i wonder if there is an operation to link the colon to the urethra so you can shit out of your dick
imagine the possibilities
shitting while standing up
shitting in a urinal
No.567757
>>567756
>shitting in a urinal
You can already do this it's p fun
No.567758
>>567757
but imagine doing it while still facing the urinal
No.567759
I'm full... but I'm still hungry... you know what I mean
I want to taste things without eating them
No.567760
>>567759
i know this one weird trick.. (all the bulimics use it)
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>>567759
Like, I know what you mean, man.
Munchies can put you into a strange place where your body thinks you're starving like only 1200 calories in snack paks can cure.
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No.567764
>>567759
eating is one of the best feelings
if i could just eat delicious things constantly without getting my fat on i would be one happy lil negro!
No.567768
>Youtube selling the ability to keep playing videos while the app isn't open
Damn they're really getting Jewish aren't they.
No.567770
>>567754
You can definitely hear the Sim City influence in Sburban Jungle.
No.567771
>>567767
Robbie seems like exactly the type of kid to write "SMOKE WEED" on the side of the town water tower.
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>>567769
this guy some kinda 'tistic
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>>567774
Do not sexualize the Chara.
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>>567768
yeah now that they have a monopoly on video they can do whatever they want
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>>567776
I mean so far they haven't done anything that actually done anything THAT atrocious.
Their copyright system is fucked up beyond belief but so is the actual copyright system.
Anyone who jumps on the RED jew wagon will just be ousted as the jews they are and have some serious hit to their reputation.
Same thing that happened when they did paid mods for Skyrim, though I doubt they're going to get rid of RED.
Not that it'll probably affect anything.
They could always get more Jewish though.
No.567783
No.567785
>>567782
they're doing it slowly but surely
first there were just advertisements on the side of the player
then they put the ads in a small box in the player
then they started to put the ads in the video itself, but with a "skip" button with a 5 second timer
now they're doing 15 second unskippable ads, with some 30 second ones mixed in
No.567786
No.567787
the head of my penis, ragged and sore, being dipped into a viscious jelly-like liquid that nourishes the head and keeps it healthy. A container that holds my cock and balls that float in this rejuvenating fluid.
My junk is like gestating in it's own personal womb, getting stronger and stronger. When it is time to put it to work it will burst forth, eyes glowing.
No.567788
>>567787
>the head of my penis, ragged and sore
this wouldn't be a problem if you hadn't let the jews snib your wiener
No.567789
>>567785
>first there were just advertisements on the side of the player
>then they put the ads in a small box in the player
>then they started to put the ads in the video itself, but with a "skip" button with a 5 second timer
>now they're doing 15 second unskippable ads, with some 30 second ones mixed in
Yea but that's only if you're on a phone, and you can get adblock on your phone too.
So far escapist is the only site I've seen that has managed to "stop" ad blockers.
No.567792
hello libcuck my old friend
No.567793
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No.567795
someone let me live with them
No.567796
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No.567798
wanna cum inside char
gonna cum inside char
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No.567801
>>567799
not ben
ben's a jew and a degenerate fag
he should be killed, tbh
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No.567803
>>567798
even if it's a girl?
No.567804
>>567724
if peridot ever offered to have me drink her piss, i probably would, just for her
No.567805
>>567804
but what about her poop
No.567806
Imagine how many thousands of people wear Peridot jewelry every day.
No.567807
>>567805
no
i have to draw a line somewhere
No.567808
>>567803
especially if it's a girl
No.567809
>>567801
stop being so hard on yourself ben....
No.567810
>>567809
epic post my man
i fukken love this "everyone who disagrees with me is ben" meme
it's super hip and trendy and edgy and cool and "in vogue" and "on clique"
No.567811
No.567812
>>567811
like one hundred and fifty two or something
No.567813
>get new settlement in fallout 4
>have to kill everyone in it to get it
>corpses don't despawn
>comes with turrets
>cant scrap the turrets, they dont count towards defense
this place FUCKING SUCKS
but
IT HAS A CAT
so i cant just not use it....
No.567814
>>567813
Catstuck! If only you could command the cat to travel to other settlements.
CYA SHITTOWN
No.567815
>>567814
tfw cant create cat city
No.567816
>>567815
Download neko atsume, fam.
No.567817
are we finally coming to an end
No.567818
No.567819
i'm watching battlestar galactica for the first time and man oh man this is fucking awful
No.567821
>still haven't played xenoverse
>still haven't watched revival of f
fuck
No.567822
>>567821
You're officially as bad as I am at being a DBZ fan, homie.
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No.567827
it's 12:30 and I'm drinking coffee because I've been awake for six of the last 24 hours and I'll be damned if I'm going to sleep my life away
No.567829
>>567827
Coffee is so good.
No.567830
youre the girl from the laundry mat
No.567831
evver since i left the city you
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No.567834
tbh hsg will probably dip for awhile and then pick up again after the holidays
people are busy
No.567835
dont worry HSG you will always have me
No.567836
I'm too annoying to leave.
No.567838
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No.567839
don't worry friends, I will save HSG
with Tarot readings
c'mon who wants 'em
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>>567840
>>567841
>Past: Ace of Clubs
Joy, divinity, fertility and abundance.
>Present: Seven of Pentacles
Money, a quarrel, innocence; a rich spouse.
>Future: the Sun (XIX)
Warmth, happiness, vigor
Your dick game has been divine lately, and I hope you've been careful about methods of birth control, but now you are either- Seven of Pentacles is a weird card- not getting any because of disputes with your regular partners, or perhaps you've acquired a sugar parent. In the future you can again expect to be giving some good dick, and just in general having a lot of strong boners.
No.567844
saltlick, if you don't mind, could you do a single card reading for the current status of my mouthpic quest? please?
No.567845
>>567844
VI. The Lovers! Your quest for mouthpics may have yielded something much greater. The Lovers is very much about the uniting of equals and opposed forces, so you may land outside your comfort zone- but this is also a card of long-wished for success, so I can only predict a happy ending.
No.567846
come on come on
jump a little higher
No.567847
>>567845
>i can win the epic mouthpic game
thank you saltlick :'^)
No.567848
do a tarot reading for my ass, you unepic cunt
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No.567850
>>567848
Stress on "ass" or "my"? I'll read it both ways.
>Past card: I. the Magician
Masculine creative or occult power; self-confidence, willpower; skill and subtlety, but not necessarily to good ends
>Present card: Ten of Pentacles
Happy home life; fortune, comfort, tradition
>Future card: Page of Pentacles
Scholarship, knowledge, rule
>my ass reading
Your recent actions have been kinda dicey, but you've certainly been acting decisively in your idea of your own best interests, although not necessarily with good effect. However, you've arrived at a comfortable position in the end- perhaps your family home, returned to after a period of prodigality? The road to success lies in better understanding of yourself and the world around you- the Magician's opposite, the High Priestess (II), represents such an understanding, and may be what is lacking in your past approach.
>my ass
Your power-bottoming ways have landed you a regular butt-buddy who may well be paying your way. My advice? Go to school, you won't be young and cute forever.
No.567852
lil ugly mane will go down in history.
No.567853
foals in winter coats, white girls from the north
No.567855
lil ugly mane is a furious genius.
No.567856
Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious
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>>567857
Yeah, don't you wish you could be me, bitch?
No.567860
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
thread theme, cozy edition
No.567861
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
This is actually the thread theme.
No.567862
one of the most amazing beats of the century
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>>567863
Send Em 2 Tha Essence as a track, is better than the entire discography of the beatles actually. I'm not being ironic right now. Couldn't be farther from ironic. It's unironic.
No.567865
>mista thug isolation
>sneakin thu the hood
>nigga sees you
>spears you in the back when you try to run away
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>>567866
yooo just from the opening strains this is cozy as fuck, good Yule music
No.567868
epic lulz 4 muh top memers
No.567869
can't believe it's been 3 years since underwater tank..............
No.567872
[Chopped-and-Screwed]
Debit card chopping up the grams in the mirror
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>>567867
I have been very enthusiastic about that composer ever since i found him through Night in the Woods. He's got such a good touch to his pieces
No.567874
I spent the last day of Hanukkah doing finals
it was unfun and I am exhausted.
ugly mane keeping me company tonight
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>>567873
I'm definitely inclined to listen to more of his shit after that track. I'm listening to Tundra on the same album now.
oh hey NA
do you want a Tarot reading :3c
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>>567876
Yeah dude, tell me my fate!
No.567880
cozy ended in 2013
nothing is truly cozy anymore
i'm so sorry
i wish it didn't have to be like this. i'm so sorry
No.567881
I can't believe nick's ass isn't sending this ip into fire
this truly is, my last Hanukkah gift
No.567882
>>567880
shh shhh have a hot chocolate
No.567883
>>567881
i am feeling too at peace, and you aren't being aggravating right now
We can be cool for one night, hey?
No.567884
>>567883
i am too exhausted to even feel sadness tonight
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>>567882
*takes one sip and runs up to my room and starts screaming into my pillow*
No.567887
new concept: sad shitposting
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>>567885
Before that, I mean.
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No.567892
i could date a nonbinary tumblr but i don't want to do that
although i'm taking them on a "date" because i don't want a le guilt trip lol
>>567890
new concept: replying to your stupid dumb ass
No.567893
>>567892
>although i'm taking them on a "date" because i don't want a le guilt trip lol
cucc
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>>567891
you want these dank mouths, yeah?
No.567897
did I ever tell you guys about the time me and egghead drank a bunch of monster energy cans and dry humped for like an hour?
No.567898
>>567895
you're not supposed to apologize you're supposed to call me names too :^(
now i'm sorry
>>567893
we're gonna go to an animal expo or something? i dunno i'm going to have fun. i'll convince them of the favor i'm doing them by not dating them, somehow
does that make me a cuck
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No.567900
>>567879
Four-card reading based on the classical elements- water the top card, dealing with your emotional life, the right card being air and having to do with your social life, the bottom card being fire and dealing with your intellectual/creative life, and the left card being earth and the material, practical part of your life. (The directions are a little idiosyncratic, based on my associations; the only thing everyone agrees on about the direction/element correspondences are that South is Fire, at least in the Northern hemisphere.)
>Water: Three of Cups
This is "the party card;" celebration, and a feeling of completion, is close at hand.
>Air: XXI. the World
Assured success, change, flux.
>Fire: Page of Wands
Envoy, bearer of news; an amorous youth.
>Earth: Queen of Cups
Wisdom, clear sight, honesty, success.
You're going to be quite content, happy with what you've achieved; you've got a water card in your water slot, so this could be a very potent, lasting sort of contentment. Your social doings may be very engrossing for a while, as things shift and change, but you're liable to benefit from it. Intellectually, you may find yourself acting as a catalyst or muse for the insights of others; but, again, fire card in the fire slot, so you can expect that your knowledge and perspective will be very valuable to the people around you. You will, or should, act wisely and with foresight in material matters, but this is perhaps not the busiest or most exciting part of your life in the times to come. All in all, a very extroverted spread, and pretty positive.
No.567901
tell me if my life is gonna stop being shit tbh
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>>567900
Thanks!
Man, that's a lot of good sounding stuff. I hope I don't disappoint the future.
No.567904
tarot is black magic superstitious horse shit but I don't see any of you athiest queers saying shit about it,because you only complain about stuff if it says no buttfucking allowed.
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>>567904
oh no you found us out ;)
No.567906
>>567904
it's fun unlike catholicism which is way more bs lol
No.567907
you can die from buttfucking
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>>567904
i don't think anybody here thinks it is real
No.567909
I bet any atheist homo here has a brazilian power crystal they rub up against every morning for healing charkra energy, or whatever made up shit that they use to fill the holein their lives
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>>567901
Two-card spread- the left card is the case for yes, your life is gonna stop being shit, and the right card is the case for no, things are gonna stay shit.
>Yes: Knight of Pentacles
Utility, reliability, practicality- insofar as you are reliable and dependable, you can expect that to effect positive change in your life, although probably a slow sort of change; this is not a card of rapid action, but long payoffs over time.
>No: Knight of Wands
This is a card of change of place, leaving, absence, flight. Expect a discouraging sort of instability, and perhaps feelings of abandonment.
Interesting to have two knights! The case for "yes" is Earth-associated, the stablest of the elements, and the case for "no" is Fire-associated, the least stable. Expect the bad shit in your life to burn away dross and reveal what's really important and valuable to you, and stick to those things with the stubbornness of tectonic motion.
>>567902
Hahaha, no! I kind of wish I had, though!
>>567903
I'm sure you won't, you seem like a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything.
>>567904
yeah pretty much
No.567912
honestly? i think we should have a holocaust for the amish
no joke
i'd be all about that shit
No.567913
>>567912
it would be great because they wouldnt be able to fight back
No.567914
>>567913
they wouldn't be able to do shit yeah
also we'd be saving american children
No.567915
what's up with religions enabling pedophiles lol
No.567916
I'm gonna take a shower, but I'd be happy to do more superstitious horseshit when I get back!
No.567917
>>567915
why do you think religion was invented
No.567918
>>567917
to subjugate people? i guess pedophilia falls under that
No.567919
tfw boyfriend is on winter break fifty miles north and you don't have a car : (
No.567920
>>567919
Man that is so close, could one of you take a bus or something?
No.567921
>>567920
yeh probably, but I have like. less than a dollar to my name, and I don't know that he really has a travel budget either
No.567922
>>567921
Aw. That sucks, having no money is the worst.
No.567923
nick....pls don't ban me......
No.567924
>>567923
i did not
it looks like your recess on bans from the rest o the team is done
No.567925
>>567924
dumb tbh
I'm cute now.
No.567928
Let's put Joey back in Christmas!
No.567929
Let's put Christmas back in Joey!
No.567930
is it just me or is the fact that moving your laptop while it's doing something over Wi-fi doesn't fuck up the wireless connection sort of magic
No.567931
>>567930
not really, the signal the router sends isn't directional. as long as you're not too far away from it it should work fine.
No.567932
>>567931
so are both ends of the connection, the router and the Wi-fi enabled device, just sort of firing off the information in a spherical burst of radio light, and the magic happens as long as each receiver/transmitter is in the other's range
so I guess moving could, potentially, fuck up the signal, but only at relativistic speeds or whatever
No.567933
let's put chara back in christmas
No.567934
*puts the roxykitty back in crismas*
No.567935
I'm not enough of an asshole to post this long-ass poem in full, but uh
please read this, it's by Walt Whitman and if I was a crier it would have made me cry in the best way
http://www.bartleby.com/142/175.html
No.567937
work is pissing me the heck off
No.567938
>>567937
the lack of work is pissing me the heck off
No.567940
charafags are pissing me the heck off
No.567942
>>567940
>charafags
>fags
>s
No.567943
>>567941
>open gummy's tumblr
>welcomed by ahegao sans full of vibrators while dressed as a schoolgirl
alright
No.567944
No.567945
Do they know that skelebones are probably like, the least sexual things on the planet
Why is sans everyone's waifu
No.567946
i'm gonna do it
i'm gonna summon for ludwig
No.567947
No.567949
>>567947
nah, i'm cool for now
No.567950
>>567948
>fleshy boobs and thighs
THAT'S NOT A SKELETON, ITS A ZOMBIE
No.567951
>>567950
looking back on this post, it was written in all-caps to try and give the illusion of an angry writer
but looking at it 1 minute later, the all-caps could be mistaken as panic
and after giving it some thought, i'm okay with that
No.567952
>>567950
she gets pissed if you call her a zombie
No.567953
Dreams logged: 3 (17, 16, 12)
Images saved: 2 (2)
No.567954
Asses eaten: 3 (17, 16, 12)
Mouthpics saved: 2 (2)
No.567958
what kind of disks do i put iso files on again
i haven't torrented in years
No.567959
>>567958
i just remember downloading a program that let me use a virtual disk drive for them
No.567960
>tfw you realize how hopelessly terrible your company's software is
No.567962
Zwid is back! Cute precious Zwid!
No.567963
>>567958
put them on saw blades and use the saw blades to cut your own head off
No.567964
>>567958
cds or dvds
and iirc if you have win10 it should just be able to mount it as a drive without burning it
otherwise just install daemon tools like >>567959 this guy suggested
or if you use a unix machine you can just mount them to a directory with the mount command
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No.567969
>kojima officially has left konami, expected to make new company with former kojima productions members
yes... yes!
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No.567971
i dont understand why they had to draw anuses on anime cats
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No.567974
:33 < this is worse than that time equius tried to build an aradia robot to have sex with him
No.567975
:33 < cmon equius, it cant be worse than that time gamzee offered us his sopor pies
*flashback of all trolls puking violently on the floor for 7 minutes*
No.567977
>>567972
still a better idea than davepeta
No.567978
:33< *gets into a fight with a man in a chicken suit for 10 minutes*
No.567979
>>567933
*anally discharges butt juice on your mouth*
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>>567978
I thought of making this shitpost
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No.567984
we need to kill ben before he completes his transformation into wesley 2
No.567985
>>567984
I post about things other than poopydot though.
No.567988
we just need to kill ben period
No.567989
>>567987
oh fuck you chris for not allowing this shit to be embedded
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No.567993
i cant believe there isnt a single woman in the world willing to fuck an e-celeb like Chris
even Hotwheels got laid
No.567994
>>567993
Hotwheels has money
No.567995
why are there christmas decorations on this poop
No.567996
deck the halls with lots of peri
No.567997
>>567993
that one prostitute did
No.567998
virgin until proven sex-haver
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No.568000
help, I can't stop farting
No.568001
>>567994
cwc has enough to hire a prostitute it seems
No.568003
>>568002
>bothered animating the breath
>but not the snow
No.568004
HSG
Does anyone have that one drawing of Grant as Santa?
No.568005
No.568006
for some fucking reason it bothers me that grant is sharktits' bf
She's too good for him.
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No.568008
>>568006
cuck him if you really believe that
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No.568010
>>568006
I'm pretty sure you meant grant is too good for sharktits
No.568011
>>568010
>>568006
what if theyre both too good for eachother
No.568012
you're too good for me hsg....
so i want you to cuck me...
No.568013
>>568011
I'm going to KILL wouter
No.568014
>>568013
woah hey there buddy
No.568015
>>568008
That is surely going to happen.
No.568016
>arin and jon doing the silly han solo dance
oh my gooooodddddddd
No.568017
>>568006
maybe he's better IRL than on the internet
maybe she's worse IRL than on the internet
No.568018
>>568016
that was a nice little ending
No.568019
man i loved this more than i probably should have
No.568020
>>568017
does that mean you like my posts anon
No.568021
ass tree is mad that:
vfan wants to be friends with me
someone he wouldnt stop nuthugging was my gf
i exist
No.568022
no wait i got it she has a physical malformation
"sharktits" because she has a hunchback and when she wears clothes it looks like she's hiding a fin on her back
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No.568024
what a horrible night for a thread
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No.568027
what are your predictions for the final smash presentation hsg?
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>>568026
I'm gonna KILL this anon
No.568032
i want...
a mouthpic gf...
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>>568036
why pretty boy is high af
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No.568040
The only problem with pretty boy that I see is that neither of their parents are involved for the bullying past highschool.
No.568041
>>568034
wasn't there supposed to be another sequel to this soon
No.568042
>>568036
This but with Joey
No.568043
want a qt mamano gf
A wriggly legged, carapaced gf
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No.568049
phantos
after all
you're not all that bad
No.568050
how dank can i possibly be
No.568051
>>568050
the dankest state a person can achieve is to be called "danksgiving" by at least 1337 unique persons
No.568052
>>568049
this but unironically
i feel like i was a bit hard on him
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>>568053
How do you kill that which has no life?
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No.568058
hey I'm falling asleep what's up
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>>568058
Coffee finally wearing off, Salt? Are you deliriously tired yet, because I kind of want a tarot card reading for my latest business venture. Maybe something done with less than your fullest mental focus.
I can tell you it got off to a rocky start, but it was founded with fun in mind.
No.568061
i want a qt gf
nigbutted beauty gf
No.568062
oh my god two conversations going on at once, one through a language barrier, this is a sensory nightmare
No.568063
>>568060
oh, yeah, sure. gimme just a sec
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No.568067
did grant and sharkie fug
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No.568069
suck my dick, ultra greed
choke on it
No.568070
>>568068
It's actually less than 48 hours
No.568071
>>568069
ultra greed is a pushover most of the time you get to him
No.568072
>>568070
I have this thing about the middle of the week, the dead of the night, the slowest that HSG has ever seen before. To do something in 2 days, still a wide shot from the weekend, oh man it's amazing to me.
I am easily pleased, I think. I hope you guys have fun.
No.568073
more like ultra weed ayyyyy
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>>568063
>>568060
>Past: XII. the Hanged Man
Retreat, withdrawal, contemplation, intuition, divination
>Present: Knight of Pentacles
Utility, serviceableness, reliability. Practical discovery.
>Future: King of Swords
Warlike, grim, strict authority figure; even-handed, but not necessarily merciful.
I can definitely see that this was founded on a whim- the deep, irrational sort of whimsy whence comes folly and genius both. That's you all over, Phantos, and it is both your great strength and your deep flaw, as all truly defining traits are. The Knight and King cards, like Queen and Page cards, are often individuals, although not necessarily; is there someone who's started to take on more and more of the work, a methodical, careful sort of person? That's probably as it should be, as whimsy doesn't sustain projects well. The King of Swords could be someone who streamlines the business structure, making it more viable at the cost of the early whimsy. Or- a worse outcome- you could run into legal trouble, as the King of Swords is often a judge. The one clear prediction I can make based on this spread is that this fun business venture is already getting less fun, and will only continue in that direction. I've drawn a fourth card, for the wise course of action.
>Wise course: IX. the Hermit
Solitude and wariness of others.
Perhaps the wisest thing to do is to watch for the right time to step gracefully out.
No.568078
>it's another FE character
No.568079
>>568077
So spot on, it's divine. Thank you, saltlick!
No.568080
let us all have the epic vaycays
No.568081
>>568079
I'm glad! My skills are honed to a fine edge, I made almost forty dollars today reading Tarot
No.568082
>>568081
*dons fedora*
so youre basically scamming gullible people?
No.568083
>>568082
they're providing an epic therapeutic service...
No.568084
>>568082
yes
pay-what-you-want, though, and I'm a pretty wise bird so it's not like I give bad advice. just partially randomized
No.568086
where were you when europe saved smash
No.568087
clapping out a seductive rhythm with your buttcheeks
No.568088
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EU borders collapsing, the euro worthless, everyone speaking Japanese.
No.568089
why does this never get old
No.568090
photoshop flowey frisk tentacle porn r34
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No.568094
hey ben, can you take two selfies that look like pic related
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No.568098
fly ben to the moon and let him play among the stars
then push him out a airlock
No.568099
25 year old sponge looking back on this time in his life
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>>568094
I'll try in a bit.
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>>568103
i'll take that
sleep tight roxkit
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>>568105
ehhhh hey close enough. Bestowed!
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>>568110
I just realized what's off about ben
His eyebrows
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No.568113
Sponge has really nice eyebrows, tbh fam. They fade out really nicely and have enough color in the middle for manly emphasis.
No.568114
>>568111
he just has a moderate bungabrow
lots of hsg guys are rocking cavemanish brows actually, kinda weird
No.568115
can someone post that one ben pic with the face
not him smiling
No.568116
>she didn't get plastic surgery you sexist, she's just older and is a vegan now!
no
she looks completely fucking different
die, libs
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No.568118
>>568111
its actually the huge mouth and the fact that his eyes seem kinda low set on his face
No.568119
>>568116
imagine caring this much
thank god this is just satirical performance art and not a real grown man's sincere attitude
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No.568121
>>568116
I'd like to Fünke her if you know what I mean
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>>568116
The lighting makes her as serene yet sincere as an elvish princess. Or at least whatever Peter Jackson thinks of an elvish princess.
No.568124
>>568116
is it her eyebrows? i don't get it
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>>568121
you mean you would like to reverse whatever the hell they did to her so she doesn't ruin everything with her uncanny almost-recognizable face
then yes, i'd fünke the living shit out of her
No.568127
hsg, listen to my pun
if you were composing music, and i got a hold of it and started erasing it....
would that mean i was... "decomposing"???
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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>>568127
fuck I hate puns, but good one, you killer.
>>568128
Why didn't he ask JonTron for tips on the pussy, b0ss?
No.568130
>>568113
thank you phantos!!! i'm pretty happy with my epic genetics
y-you are talking about me and not ben, right?
No.568131
>>568124
she just looks like a different human being
it took me like twenty minutes to realize it wasn't a replacement actress
veganism did not do that to her unless eating enough greens makes your fucking nose grow backwards into your face
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No.568133
still considering paying the one jewish girl for mouthpics
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>>568134
but i could stop eating and get them for free...
No.568138
What The Hecky
Give Me A Smecky
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>>568136
How much is this kike charging
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>>568140
they're not charging and i've already gotten some for free. i just need more. and am willing to pay
No.568143
i wwant to
gggivve smeckies
No.568144
givv a little smecky right there
No.568145
>>568139
I'm probably more heterosexual than you
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No.568148
i'm heterosexual enough to admit i would like to give a brojob or two
No.568149
thinking of smeckies is making the big penie
No.568151
penie ready to burst with goof juice boss
No.568152
>>568150
God what is it with Jewish girls and ill advised piercings
No.568153
>>568152
i think her septum piercing looks cute... tbh... fam...
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>>568150
do the women you're asking mouthpics for understand that you're getting off to those pics
do they think it's some sort of joke, haha, send me shots of your throat gurl it'll be funny, kind of thing
it's bizarre to me that so many people are willing to indulge in some dude they barely know's weird fetish. like, if someone asked me for feetpics it would kinda creep me out.
No.568156
>>568155
do you have cute feet
No.568157
The fact that the manic pixie dream girl is still working in 2015 is funny and a little sad
>>568155
Yeah maybe its relative obscurity helps
I doubt most of these girls would send feetpics
No.568158
>>568155
you know whats a funny body part anon? toes lol
show me your toes haha itll be funny
just like on that show icarly llol
No.568159
>>568156
no
they're like big slabs of warty gnarled meat with tiny little useless sausage-toes dangling from the front
No.568160
>>568155
they understand that i'm epic roflmao!!!
it's usually the former, or sometimes a bit of both. no epic body got anywhere without creeping a few people out! nudes aren't even that hard to get. and if they'll send nudes, baby, they'll send mouthpics.
besides. the mouthpics are for a good cause... an epic cause...
No.568162
>>568161
wtf why isnt he working on homestuck smh tbh
No.568163
id suck some cute toes rn tbh fam
No.568164
What's wrong with being a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? Other than 'quirky doesn't last', according to several articles I've read.
No.568165
i'm a manic pixie dream girl to many tbh
manic pixie dream lord?
No.568166
>>568164
No, that type of girl will always exist as long as people like attention
I said there was something wrong with falling for it
No.568167
 | Rolled 18 (1d20) |
Falling for a MPDG is bad, bad, bad.
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No.568169
>you'll never date a manic pixie dream boy to save you from your life of mundane choices
No.568171
manic pixie mouthpic girl...
No.568172
MPDG is essentially just mainstream waifu-ism with real people.
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No.568176
the guy who coined mpgd got harassed for creating an apparently sexist term and now is deeply ashamed of it and asks people not to use it
i dunno, it seemed pretty pro-feminist to me. it's basically just calling out some really shitty writing with female characters
No.568177
>>568175
why was there a 1950's diner in star wars
No.568178
>>568175
He was a real bro
>>568177
The same reason they aren't all brains in cyborg bodies that eat hydrogen and have a hivemind
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No.568180
reminder that star wars happened a long time ago in another galaxy
No.568181
>>568180
and in that galaxy so long ago, there was a 1950's diner
No.568182
i want to go to a 1950's diner
No.568183
>>568182
They have Ruby's and Johnny Rocket's around you know. They're nice, but they really should have authentic segregation, if you ask me.
No.568184
i want to run a 1950's diner
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>>568176
it is, it's just that it became meme shorthand for a quirky girl. in its original formulation, the mpdg solely exists as an object to develop the male character.
No.568188
does anyone else fantasize about converting all other HSG posters to islam
No.568189
>>568188
I stared at this for about 20 seconds and she turned into a demon
No.568190
>>568188
islam is a mental illness
so we're almost there
No.568191
>>568189
if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth
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