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>>568200
i got you're jizzya right here *whips out dick*
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augmented glands, anyone?
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No.568209
i dont wanna watch the force awakens b/c im afraid of being attacked
No.568212
>photoshop some OC for a thread on /v/
>rush it, program stalls, get it done
>upload file
>Error: Specified thread does not exist.
re
ree
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No.568214
gf is finally out of the house for the night
time to masturbate and draw lewds
No.568216
>>568214
I didn't know we still had another drawfag.
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>>568216
i posted a few days ago asking what i should draw and ended up making a festive joey
i've posted as anon for a while, but i'm trying to get back into drawing after a long break
No.568223
>>568220
Imagine that booty up in the air when praying
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No.568225
hsg! we should all watch the republican debate together!
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>>568225
why would you want to watch a stage full of libcucks circlejerk about how muslims and obama are bad?
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No.568232
Why watch the debate, nobody is worth listening to except Trump
No.568233
>>568232
rubio is kind of epic tbh
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No.568237
does the republican party in general recognize their shit has flown off the rails or are they still holding onto hope
No.568238
ah yea, I love to be woken by the massive nosebleed... that is the Good shit
No.568240
(•ิ_•ิ) "How about showing me the toxicity levels of that Vitamin D, baby."
No.568241
tfw hungy but sweepier than hungy so go sweepy instead of eat
No.568242
>>568241
why do you talk like a retard
No.568243
i need
those epic qt loogies!!!
No.568244
>>568242
i dunno
makes me feel good
No.568245
So hungry you got sleepy and babbled like a kid. Do you need food, anon?
No.568246
i know! i'll go get a burger and then eat it in bed and fall asleep, again!
a bed burg is just the ticket!
No.568247
>>568246
I hope the crumbs keep you awake in torment forever
No.568248
Forget the crumbs, get the greasy pizza.
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>>568210
>Nylon string
REEEEE
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>>568252
pshhh I only use the best in d'arddio strings.
>>568254
Grade A in my book, fartposter.
No.568257
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No.568258
>>568254
congrats on your grades anon!
No.568259
>>568256
Elixir or death
If your string packages don't look like condom packages you're doing something wrong
No.568260
>>568254
How the fuck do you get a B in Dinosaurs?
>>568257
This pic is what you think you are, but you aren't
No.568261
>>568260
This is either khan or cousinfucker
and both of you are very sad people.
No.568262
>>568259
Your strings are named after a magical cure-all, I can't argue with a good elixir.
No.568263
>>568257
you know it's actually a dude underneath all the woman clothes
No.568264
>>568254
You have a class just called Dinosaurs, straight up??
No.568265
>>568260
>How the fuck do you get a B in Dinosaurs?
I'm lucky I didn't get a C.
I didn't expect there to be a 40-dinosaur match for 4/10 of the questions.
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>>568265
Did you get to watch Jurassic Park as part of the class?
>>568263
This pic is actually me, I think VFan and I just shop at the same place.
No.568268
Idk how looking that is an impossible look? smoking without pants and looking tired is something I do you dumb bitch get off my back.
No.568269
>>568257
Vfan the only thing you have in common with this picture is the dick under the sweater
No.568270
>>568267
No but apparently jurassic park 1 or something had an actual dinosaur person on it and my teacher knew them once.
No.568271
an actual dinosaur person
No.568272
>>568270
Yeah, they called in a lot of experts for the first one. I think all of the experts on subsequent movies were PR people and CGI pros.
>>568269
VFan has two modes: cool and not cool. Which one do you want to invoke tonight, master summoner of Bad Times?
No.568273
i've got the burg!
and i've got the bed!
>>568255
LET'S ROCK!
No.568274
>>568269
the only thing you have in common with me is my dick is in your fucking ass bitch
No.568275
>>568272
She came into the thread decidedly uncool
No.568276
this burger is terrible i regret everything
No.568277
>>568272
phantos, my man, i love you, but you're retarded
No.568278
>>568275
I am actually cooler than everyone here and it's always been that way.
No.568279
lol she didn't see de ebic cocky-kun umber de sweader :D:D:D:D
fruedian slibb xD
No.568280
>>568278
hsg just got...
S-S-S-SMECKLEDORFED
No.568281
>>568279
dick or not that image is so me.
No.568282
im taking like 50 college courses right now
don't call me a liar im !SAD! its not my fault i cant tell a single bit of truth
No.568283
>>568264
Yea the full name of the class is Dinosaurs.
I missed signing up for it in the Spring so I wanted to do it this semester.
Next semester it's at 1 PM instead of 9 AM, that kind of sucks.
No.568284
>>568282
khan put your damn trip on you weasel fool.
Just because I made an exaggeration once does not give you the right to skip over the tantrum you threw because you got your fee fees hurt over being called salt boy of all the fucking things to get angry about.
No.568287
By trip I meant flag
same shit only you can't filter it.
No.568288
>>568286
the first one was good the other two are terrible and stupid.
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>>568276
Th-there's still time for 'za...
No.568291
>>568288
the third one is one of the best works of fiction in human history
it's groundbreaking tbh
No.568292
boxcutter boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
No.568293
everyone who thinks i suck is khan lol
No.568294
>>568291
I watched the second one and if the third is anything like the second one it's eh
plus I don't like things with sexual assault in it even if it's like, ludicrous and absurd
No.568295
>>568294
the third one has a totally different tone
it's pretty heavy with the sexual assault though
although dieter laser is magnificent in it
the man is a treasure
No.568296
>>568294
Vfan you know why sponge would say that, right?
No.568297
>>568293
At this point it's either egghead or khan in the shit on vfan nonstop because she hurt my feelings circus and who cares about them.
the rest of the people here don't matter enough to be mentioned.
No.568298
>>568262
They're so nice
They keep that "new string" slipperiness until they're dead, without the tone changing
No.568299
>>568297
don't be so tsun-tsun laddie
No.568300
petition to seal eszett beneath the earth's crust
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>>568295
I'm not really into poop but I'll watch it eventually just so we can talk about it.
No.568303
>>568299
think you got it confused.
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>>568298
Music to my ears, homie. I honestly do not play any instruments, but I buy strings for my guitarist BF every now and then. I've looked into the science behind the strings and they do seem different enough to warrant your opinion.
And even if all they did was make you think that, well it's the right mind set for making music.
No.568305
>>568300
But why
>>568283
Was it a GE class or was it a fun class
No.568306
>>568302
there isn't too much poop
there's a very epic stoma scene in it tho.
i'd like to hear your epic analysis of the trilogy
No.568308
>>568305
It wasn't general education that's for sure.
It was about as fun as a college class normally is.
No.568309
>>568308
I mean, anything can be a GE class
I had a GE class this semester called "Creating a meaningful life" that filled out my E category.
No.568310
>>568305
punishment for your transgressions
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>>568306
there isn't really much to analyze about the human centipede it's just people eating poop and gore for the sake of it.
tbh I enjoy that they want balls out instead of trying to be serious.
No.568313
the most purely fun college class i ever had was my sherlock holmes class
it billed itself as a serious analysis of doyle's works and their impact, but in reality we just watched the old sherlock holmes tv show every single day. the professor brought pop corn.
and our final was basically writing sherlock holmes fan fiction. we had to write a short holmes story were graded on how good of a mystery it had.
No.568314
>>568311
you're a cunt, ez...
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No.568316
>>568313
the game dev class this year was pretty good
the "fads and fallacies" class I took first semester was probably the "most fun" class but it also required sort of treating it like a class
No.568317
Is vfan gonna just post metta now
No.568318
>>568317
do you not filter her? lol
No.568319
>>568315
>>568317
Vfan can have this one, the butt looks too nice to be one of mine.
>>568314
Well that's a new one for my shipping wall. Sponge doesn't like mysterious ß
No.568320
>>568317
better than those charafags
No.568322
>>568321
you know i'm not going to read this but you still take the time to post it
No.568323
being cold is, dare I say it
unepic
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No.568326
>>568324
Why does the male robot have human tiddy
No.568327
>>568324
lol you can't stop can you
No.568328
>>568314
Ah
Why
Is it because I have a different preference in guitar strings than you
Like actually, where is this coming from
No.568331
>>568323
How are you even still awake? Much less cold, you should be wrapped up in something.
No.568332
>>568328
you need to apologize to wesley
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>>568330
lol you can't you literally can't
No.568335
more daring opinions: privatized healthcare is Bad
routine vaccination is Good
>>568331
I slept for an hour and woke up with a wicked nosebleed and am now inexplicably lucid
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>>568335
Oh. That sounds like it sucks. Grab something warm to drink, oy.
>>568334
Vfan will stop when she's run out of amazing fan art to post in response to your equally amazing shenanigans.
No.568339
>>568336
don't play dumb with me you milky-licking smarmy twat
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No.568341
>>568340
thanks for the (You)s! more! more!
No.568342
>>568339
Sponge has entered FEISTY MODE.
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No.568344
>>568343
that's not a real apology
tell him you're sorry
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>>568313
>>568309
i'm so mad at you guys for having fun classes
when i went to university my 'fun classes' were like. trying to learn new languages, and world religions
No.568347
>>568342
it's le epic not even LE my le epic final epic form le... ...
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>>568345
This post is going to seem like a joke
but it's not
Creating a Meaningful life is by far my most difficult class and it's the one that I have the lowest grade in. It's nothing but essays on the nature of leisure. It's terrible.
>>568344
Sponge I have nothing to apologize for
he doesn't even know why you want me to apologize to him
No.568350
>>568345
World religions ruined my entire outlook on life and they still charged me. I think I would have rather taken dinosaurs.
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>>568343
>flowey avatar
what a faggot
what's his skype
No.568354
>>568351
>Mettaton choking
?
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>>568353
he should spam flowey instead of scat
No.568359
Tarot Spread for figuring out what the hell Sponge is on about at any given moment:
1. Lay down one card. This is the surface level of his schema.
2. Lay down another card. This is one level deeper into the labyrinth.
3. Repeat step 2 until you have made your peace with the yawning absurdity of the Universe.
No.568360
>>568356
what happened to her penis
No.568362
>>568350
World religions was my favourite, and if I could be guaranteed an livable income for it I would devote my life to religious studies without looking back. Beliefs are so cool
>>568349
That sounds like the most malicious class imaginable. A trap for slackers.
No.568363
>>568359
i rike ror (raugh out roud)
No.568364
OH to teach the principles of leisure, of hedonism, of a fulfilled existence.
Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
No.568366
tbh i had a shit semester and an awful last few months. I just want spring to start and more time with bae
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>>568366
Did you get any time off for winter, to be with the bae, VFan? I get 11 days off and I have no idea what to do with them besides D&D.
No.568370
wwhat if i came out as trans lol
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No.568376
you ever had arms so cold that it's like
what if there were two horses, one facing away from me on either side, right
and I had my arms up their assholes
gross, right? but warm
No.568378
Sponge you really need to get into the world of pin & pixel.
just look it up you're gonna love it you're gonna love me for introducing you to this.
No.568379
look at this precious creature
https://vine.co/v/eTB5gzpEBUH
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>>568382
listen me closely mothercuck
Observe Yon Piglet
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>>568386
I want build a little house on her ass and live there forever
No.568389
 | Rolled 2 (1d2) |
I'm going to do the incredibly obnoxious thing, I'm sorry to everyone
1. I make pasta before putting on an eight-hour sleep track and conking back out.
2. I skip the pasta.
No.568390
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No.568391
>>568390
because you're trans
No.568392
>>568391
If that makes your attraction to me easier.
No.568393
pen & pixel is very epic
also it looks like lil wayne and snoop dogg had album covers done by them? epic
No.568395
>>568386
>you will never fall into a giant qt's asscrack
why am i living
No.568396
>>568394
I want to punch him.
No.568397
>>568394
I want to hug him.
No.568398
>>568393
I knew you'd love it
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I wish I had a bod like this tbh
No.568402
>>568401
you already have the dick
No.568403
i wish i had a sexy robot body too
No.568404
>>568402
Mettaton probably doesn't even have a dick.
No.568405
>>568401
Vfan your bod is alright it's your face that's uggo
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No.568407
what if mettaton could change genders depending on what alphys has in mood?
No.568408
>>568405
look
we're all a little ugly here in hsg.
No.568409
>>568407
isn't he androgynous enough already
No.568410
>>568402
Mettaton was never a dude to begin with.
Just because he was a square with a wheel, does not make him a man.
No.568411
anon or whoever it was raised a good point the other day though
why is le bad time skeleton the go-to guy for porn instead of the sex robot
No.568412
>>568408
not me
im beautiful
No.568413
>>568409
i meant his robo genitals
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No.568415
>>568411
people relate to him more because of his depression
No.568416
>>568411
depression and masochism
No.568417
mettaton's laser cannon cloaca
No.568418
"we need to go flatter"
t. vfan
No.568419
mettaton's metallic manpussy
No.568420
>>568418
honestly? boobs as organs are obsolete and we don't need them.
They suck.
No.568421
>>568408
HSG sexiness ranking
1. Adonis
POWER GAP
2.Sponge
3.Egg
4.Eszett
5.Vfan
POWER GAP
6.Ben
7.Sako
No.568422
>>568421
BSB isn't ugly but he isn't handsome idk where to put him
No.568423
>>568415
>>568416
ah well that's one explanation
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>>568421
*takes a huge shit on this list*
No.568426
>>568421
honestly why am I so low when I've gotten more puss than cletus will see in his entire life.
smdh he's not even an attractive boy he's a total twink stereotype.
No.568427
"babies don't need breast milk"
t. vfan
No.568428
>>568421
you're forgetting c1q, chaz, angel, khan, wouter, etc
No.568429
>>568427
who the fuck needs babies actually.
And who the fuck actually uses women as objects for reproduction like that. gross as hell and unattractive.
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>>568424
>>568425
You don't get to make a list until you post your face you ugly fuglys
>>568426
You're low because you're like a 5. Pussy doesn't mean shit when you're in college and everyone is drunk and has low standards.
You're also in denial
No.568432
"More abortions and less tits" -t. vfan
No.568433
"the human race should just die out already"
t. vfan
No.568434
>>568431
Riddle me this cletus.
Why do I have someone to love me that's unrelated to me, while you've never dated outside of your fucking blood related relative.
No.568435
>>568429
>And who the fuck actually uses women as objects for reproduction like that
literally the entire human species has done this for over 10k years
No.568436
>google Steak n' Shake to see if there's any that exist in my area
>find this review from a week ago
>I took my kids here and we went to the bathroom one of the employees was taking a shower, literally water all over the floor.... As I watched the guy take off his shoes and socks and wash his feet in the sink.... He then dried his hands without washing them again after scrubbing his feet and put his shoes and socks back on and went into the back of the restaurant where they cook. ( I will say i didn't see him touch any food, but i was only there for five more minutes).I confronted the manager about why his employees are washing there feet in the sink, and he could not answer me about it.... But to say its ok. I let everyone know in the restaurant what had transpired. . If they think that was ok what else will they do. Avoid this place at all cost.
No.568437
SHE HAS NO TITS
SHE HAS NO ASS
No.568439
>>568428
Oh yeah. Out of those 5:
1.Khan
2.Angel
3.Wouter
4.Chaz
5.Her ugly bf
No.568440
>>568438
that's a big boat
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>>568435
>>568433
ok but
who the fuck wants kids, only dumb people want that.
No.568443
>>568435
250,000*
>>568434
I've never "dated" period and Melon isn't real or probably ugly
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No.568445
>>568439
>c1q
>ugly
??
he's pretty handsome
No.568446
>>568439
>khan
>higher than wouter
No.568447
im actually cute
i should be at the top tbh
No.568448
No.568449
>>568439
cletus you dumb idiot sod
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No.568451
>>568447
post your face nigger
No.568452
No.568453
>>568444
He's actually surprisingly chad looking for a brony bitch boy
>>568445
I don't like his facial structure but I don't think chaz is that attractive either she looks sickly to me so maybe it's just me
>>568446
After those disgusting sideburns I can never put him at the top of any list
No.568454
>>568443
You pretending to be as shallow as me is funny because you actually are more shallow than me but that's not your intent <3
No.568455
>>568451
dont call me a nigger, faggot
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No.568457
>>568455
then stop being a nigger, nigger!
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No.568459
>>568453
I don't actually believe adonis is you.
Take it from me, know when to admit you're lying.
No.568461
remove the bird-fucking gunlusting nigger from these threads...
No.568462
>>568454
Post melon
>>568455
You're so uggo you wear a GAS MASK my niqqa hahahaha smh tbh
No.568463
>>568460
that mask is actually my face
No.568464
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
*gesturing you closer to my deathbed so I can whisper my last words in your ear*
let's...
ship...
trips...
No.568465
>>568462
Cletus if you're so great how cum I got more friends than you honey bun?
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No.568469
>>568464
let's ship you to space away from us lol
No.568470
>>568464
vafn/cletus still the best
No.568471
>>568464
who do you le ship me with saltlick???
No.568472
>>568465
Vfan stop trying to convince yourself that you're a normie just embrace your uniqueness
No.568473
No.568474
>>568468
I believe you believe the twink you're posting is attractive but the thing is you're wrong and he's painfully average.
I know twinks hotter. If that's you than your shit at being a twink.
No.568475
>>568472
I meant in hsg. But real life counts too 5w33713.
No.568476
>>568471
I ship saltlick with ben
No.568477
>>568473
hehah he an epic a goood post le for Le us xXdDDxD^D^xXxD^Dd
No.568478
>>568474
are you the hot twink
No.568479
>>568464
vris/vfan
grant/horsie
egg/wesley
sponge/vfan
sponge/ben
No.568480
>>568474
I'm not average in any way wow at least call me ugly or something
No.568481
>>568478
idk are you cletus's cousin because you need to hop off his nuts
No.568482
>>568479
>grant/horsie
>egg/wesley
bros don't fuck
No.568483
>>568480
You know what I think of when I see you?
Fucc
Boi
No.568484
do you think the aliens watching us/hsg ship us?
No.568485
vfan/cletus
asstree/dot
sponge/wesley
eszett/moody
No.568486
No.568487
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wesley/peridot
grant/sharktits
chaz/c1q
No.568488
No.568491
>>568487
that first one is non-canon
No.568493
>>568488
I ship you with better posts lol
No.568494
>>568493
there are no better posts than my own
No.568495
No.568496
>>568488
cucked... by the corean...
No.568497
what do please pick for me
No.568498
trapping ben carson in the grain pyramid
No.568499
No.568500
>>568494
But I'm standing right here bitch.
>>568496
wtf is wrong wit u lol
No.568501
letting ben garrison loose in the synagogue
No.568502
>>568497
internet explorer
No.568503
>>568497
find the licture of the bird and gun xXxxxxxxxxxxD. ^
No.568505
internet explorer is only good for netflix
No.568506
Christie is still running hahahahahahahaha
No.568507
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someone needs to buy me a pair of crocs for my first christmas tbh
No.568508
why don't this bitch shut up about how mtf she is
No.568509
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>>568489
>>568490
awful
>>568491
it's canon through the sheer force of my DETERMINATION.
No.568511
>>568508
i wish I had a dick sometimes tbh.
ejaculation sounds interesting.
No.568512
>>568510
what is up with u and recycling jokes at least use new images
No.568513
>>568511
It's great for a few seconds
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No.568515
>>568513
too bad your gspot is up your butt lol
No.568516
>>568497
Making me choose between VTM Bloodlines and STALKER? Slow down, Satan's Desktop.
No.568518
No.568519
reach my g-spot with your huge dick vfan!
No.568520
>>568507
I would do this for ironic, humor purposes. Look at these fucking shoes, why would you ever... what...
No.568522
>>568519
how about I give you a heart to heart on better jokes you dumb boy slut
No.568523
>>568515
>too bad
At least I know how to hit my girlfriend's gspot
And mine
No.568524
>>568520
Someone buy me these
No.568525
>>568522
yes, insult me more!
No.568526
>>568524
I need to know your foot size...
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>>568527
please vfan give me more of your delicious insults!
No.568531
>>568529
If you want my insults then you have to give me some arousal in return, and this begging isn't meeting me standards tee bee eightch
No.568532
>>568522
How about I give you a heart to heart on making sure your partner cums first
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>>568532
been there done that x3
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>>568534
Suuuuuuuuuuuuure you have
No.568538
Is melon a squirter
does she spray her sticky honeydew juice everywhere
No.568539
No.568540
vfan please post your feet
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No.568542
>>568540
i will eviscerate you
No.568543
>>568537
to be fair it was only once when I first admitted I really cared about her when we were hanging out, like, a couple weeks ago.
haven't since then. not because it was unsatisfying, we're just nervous and don't want to rush things.
This winter break tho >:33
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No.568545
>>568540
beg really hard for me
No.568546
I'm going to post my face!
here it is!
🔞
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>>568547
thanks for the enthusiasm
No.568550
>>568545
please vfan i beg you please please please
i will do literally anything
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>>568549
This could add or subtract potentially like one full point from her 5.2
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>>568550
make it hotter.
I want you to sweat you want my feet so bad.
No.568555
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
HATE
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>>568538
I will literally pit my skills against vfan and she already has the advantage
No.568558
>>568538
I've never squirt and I've never seen someone squirt.
No.568559
This could be possible, some day
No.568560
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No.568562
>>568554
vfan, you goddess
dominate me
humiliate me
anything
please post it
No.568563
>>568561
What
Those legs are pieces of art
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No.568566
>>568562
Tell me I'm your everything.
No.568567
>>568562
ae fucking die fucking die fucking die
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No.568570
Too late I'm falling asleep.
Maybe you'll work on begging for me better next time.
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No.568572
Feet are nice but it'd be better if every female leg was replaced with a pretty, perfect pillar of plastiod with a dainty little hoof like thing at the end
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>>568566
you are my everything
i can't live without you
No.568575
>>568572
>Feet are nice but it'd be better if every female leg was replaced with a pretty, perfect pillar of plastiod with a dainty little hoof like thing at the end
what the fuck dude
No.568579
>>568572
cyborgs are pretty cool too.
No.568580
Let's not even pretend you wouldn't trade your lame weaksauce flab arms for two red hot rods of pure piston power
Man, imagine just crushing a rock in your hand like a clod of dirt
No.568581
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No.568582
none of my neighbors have put up chirstmas lights so far, weird
No.568583
if you could push a button and kill cletus you would do it
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No.568585
>>568583
only if it kills everybody else on this planet too
No.568586
>>568583
By the time such technology exists cousin will be a mechanized battle waifu and the Queen of Earth my friend
She'll straight fuck you up
No.568587
Have some epic black weebs lol lol kek cuck
storm isn't even le anime kek kek
No.568589
have some cletus filenames kek hahahaha
>>568588
epic! epic ben! what a little, epic laddy!
No.568590
whoever asked for the chel drawing two days ago, my lazy butt finally finished it
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No.568594
i hate you all
>>568539
except for this guy this guy is great
No.568596
No.568597
remember when vfan said she looked like joey
>>568567
im not a footfag though
you disappoint me
No.568598
so is cletus actually the unattractive brown guy
weird
>>568568
this but unironically
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>>568598
>unattractive brown guy
No that would be you most likely
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No.568602
>>568601
I'm not gay
AE worships a man (Vfan)
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No.568604
>>568603
No I don't like benis
I would make out with myself but that's just narcissism and unfortunately human cloning isn't quite up to par
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>>568604
no you can tell from your pics
you're really gay, dude
No.568607
>>568606
you don't look pretty, you look gay
No.568608
>>568606
you are a bottom bitch, dude
sorry to break it to you
No.568609
i'm glad you fags had skypenigger circlejerking while i was asleep
No.568610
>>568607
Looking gay usually means looking delicate/effeminate
>>568608
Actually I can't be on the bottom because she's on the bottom because she's paralyzed
No.568611
And honestly the vast majority of hsg has always been males of a decidedly un-pretty but still very homosexual disposition
Which is the worst of both worlds
No.568612
wheres my rev at... haha... lol...
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No.568614
>>568611
>always been
the crossie talking like he's an oldfag
that's rich
No.568615
Good night my ugly shudras
So flabby faced and pasty... hee...hee
>>568614
Prab killed herself and Igpd left, those were the only two girls I cared about. Roasted was not handsome
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>>568602
what's funny about thinking I'm a man is even if I was, my personality would be more cuter than yours. lolll
No.568619
>>568618
you have like the same shitty personality
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>>568619
If that was true cletus would have much more buds. Alas............
No.568621
>tenderly whispering 'no homo' into adonis ears after we make love so he wont freak out
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>>568620
Aw, isn't it cute how she confuses skypenigs for real friends?
No.568623
>tenderly whispering 'no homo' into adonis ears after we make love so he wont freak out
No.568624
i'm glad prab left/died so fagspic cant bother her
No.568625
>>568622
Vris is honestly one of my best friends, not even exaggerating. She's my hero.
No.568626
>>568624
Do you think he showed his weewee to her and she bounced off forever
No.568627
>>568620
you only have more buds because you roleplay a girl and he roleplays a cripplefucking hillbilly
who would want to be buds with that
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>>568625
that's just fucking sad
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>>568621
>>568623
>tenderly whispering post your face into lapisanon's ears after he posts so he knows to POST HIS FACE
>>568624
I miss her so much she was the first bittersweet mote of delicious brown in my life
>>568625
I erped with her :3
No.568633
>>568615
prab was honor killed, she didnt kill herself
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>>568627
Is not our entire conglomerate of conversations here some kind of role playing.
I mean I am a girl, I have a vaginejaja.
But I'm not gonna deny I roleplay a bit.
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>>568631
he's a mythical figure, you uneducated swine
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>>568632
She erpd with you cletus because she wanted to see what sorts of fucked up things you were actually into and guess what she got what she wanted.
We both laugh at some of the stuff you said.
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>>568629
You have no idea the power of girl friendship tbh.
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>>568637
This behavior is shitty and I frown on it. If you fuck somebody digitally, you better respect them about it. Even if Cletus is a shitbag.
No.568642
prab is still alive out there somewhere, hanging out with tupac on a remote island
No.568643
>>568638
no, even isis has standards
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>>568641
Don't worry phanty she's lying-- it's a jewish habit
>>568637
What sorts of things, hmm? Tell the whole thread
No.568646
>>568631
>>437396
Aka cousinfucker aka me
No.568648
>>568645
I don't have it on me but she got sickened when you started talking about forcefully tearing off limbs.
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>>568641
would you say it's like spreading nudes
No.568650
>>568646
oh
you mean cletus
gotcha
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>>568648
Hey, black Vris/Ara is fucking HOT my fam-- you of all people should understand
She also told me she was into that. I guess that's why she didn't want to continue? She wanted to get the dirt on me ehl oh ehl
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>>568656
I don't like gore/guro
That was never played out