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 No.568647

 No.568652

File: 1450246415787.png (85.34 KB, 283x352, 283:352, tumblr_inline_nyhuu1Jq9i1r….png)


 No.568654

i think the vfan constantly trying to use other people as argument points ("oh this person hates you too we laugh at you and we hate you a lot" for example) is awful and should be stopped if you ever want anyone to respect you one day


 No.568655

epic bad tumblr fanart meme... thats a good meme


 No.568657

*massage your man boobs without consent*


 No.568658

File: 1450246520315.png (570.17 KB, 1151x1920, 1151:1920, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.568659

>>568655

i miss home stuck admiral


 No.568660

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.568661

>>568654

she's the second most hated girl on here, nobody likes her apart from AE and he's a gay palestinian terrorist (redundant I know)


 No.568663

File: 1450246551362.gif (385.33 KB, 500x280, 25:14, DRAkkkee2_kbjvdd.gif)

you used to,

y o u u s e d t o


 No.568664

File: 1450246555197-0.png (9.51 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449347553834.png)

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 No.568665

you used to snapchat me on samsung galaxy phone 6 lol


 No.568666

>>568661

who is the most


 No.568667

>>568654

[Outro]

Bitch, give me my mothafuckin' money, bitch!

Don't you wish you could be me, bitch?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Yeah, Mista Thug Isolation

Don't you wish you could be me punk? Ho?


 No.568668

>>568666

egghead duh


 No.568669

File: 1450246632024-0.png (417.71 KB, 900x1089, 100:121, i love earth.png)

File: 1450246632026-1.png (417.71 KB, 900x1089, 100:121, i love earth.png)

File: 1450246632060-2.png (417.71 KB, 900x1089, 100:121, i love earth.png)

File: 1450246632077-3.png (417.71 KB, 900x1089, 100:121, i love earth.png)

File: 1450246632078-4.png (417.71 KB, 900x1089, 100:121, i love earth.png)


 No.568670

>>568668

that doesnt seem right


 No.568671

>>568669

The funny part is how triggered you get over these


 No.568672

File: 1450246676229.jpg (77.73 KB, 424x640, 53:80, tumblr_n531cg3vco1snrvt3o1….jpg)


 No.568673

>>568671

go fuck yourself


 No.568674

File: 1450246679918.gif (388.04 KB, 371x318, 7:6, POOPYDOT.gif)


 No.568675

File: 1450246680470-0.png (5.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449358122869.png)

File: 1450246680470-1.png (5.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449358122869.png)

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 No.568676

>>568668

That's not right though


 No.568677

File: 1450246712181-0.jpg (73.73 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, image.jpg)

File: 1450246712181-1.jpg (73.73 KB, 790x1010, 79:101, image.jpg)

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 No.568678

File: 1450246713856-0.gif (555.01 KB, 906x1200, 151:200, POO.gif)

File: 1450246713857-1.gif (148.97 KB, 483x694, 483:694, PY.gif)

File: 1450246713858-2.gif (107.65 KB, 344x376, 43:47, DOT.gif)


 No.568679

>>568661

Hey bsb

I know you're confused about the changes, I respect that.

but less people like you than people like me at this point.

I'm sorry. You are actually the most hated girl here because nobody as annoying as you has that much of a developed penis.


 No.568680

>only cia file for the EU region smash bros is up

>no us

ggggggggggggay

let me pirate this dumb anime man i dont wanna play


 No.568681

File: 1450246801026-0.gif (555.01 KB, 906x1200, 151:200, POO.gif)

File: 1450246801061-1.gif (148.97 KB, 483x694, 483:694, PY.gif)


 No.568682

File: 1450246808847-0.jpg (64.02 KB, 1142x642, 571:321, p95.jpg)

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 No.568683

i want to slowly drive over ezsett's head in my honda civic


 No.568684

>>568682

>>568681

>>568675

im gonna bop all you downy fucks in the schnozz


 No.568685

>>568683

dont do it over his face hes cute


 No.568686

File: 1450246873347-0.jpg (16.67 KB, 208x156, 4:3, Bonifacius_I.jpg)

File: 1450246873347-1.jpg (18.13 KB, 210x159, 70:53, Boniface_II.jpg)

File: 1450246873348-2.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)

File: 1450246873363-3.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)

File: 1450246873381-4.jpg (18.09 KB, 208x161, 208:161, Boniface_VI.jpg)


 No.568687

I want bsb's head to slowly transform into a full grown honda civic


 No.568688

>>568683

Why again


 No.568689

>>568688

retribution


 No.568690

*revs my epic engine*


 No.568691

>>568690

hehe... rev...


 No.568692

Blessed are the neet:

for they shall inherit the earth.


 No.568693

>>568689

For what again

Also, remember when you like

begged me across multiple threads for mouthpics

that sure was epic


 No.568694

File: 1450247159817.png (288.58 KB, 500x485, 100:97, 1448862144900.png)

If you need it.


 No.568695

File: 1450247200065.png (546.12 KB, 800x1350, 16:27, ClipboardImage.png)

I want you all to transform into epic half robots


 No.568696

>>568694

I DON'T AND I NEVER WILL


 No.568697

File: 1450247220335.png (331.88 KB, 500x534, 250:267, tumblr_inline_nymd1i2dlm1r….png)


 No.568698

>>568695

i want you to transform into a corpse


 No.568699

>>568693

very epic haha x^3c


 No.568700

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.568701

>>568697

Yes like this but no dong


 No.568702

>>568695

o-okay


 No.568703

>>568701

but then it won't be vfan


 No.568704

>>568699

I mean you're not denying it


 No.568705

>>568703

new

jokes


 No.568706

File: 1450247437580.jpg (24.78 KB, 462x464, 231:232, is loose.jpg)

>>568703

kek

>>568702

No not you you aren't a pretty woman


 No.568707

File: 1450247489100.png (2.65 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykittentoddlercry.png)


 No.568708

>>568705

you never get new jokes why is it up to me


 No.568709

>>568706

if you're so good with girls how come they all hate your ass


 No.568710

>>568708

Every single post I make is new and fresh and beautiful.


 No.568711

>>568705

Maybe if you didn't make up fake selfies we wouldn't all suspect you're a fat neckbeard??


 No.568712

You heard it here first. Saw it because of connections to some Jews I have to "good-goy" for at work.

tldr: Tar Wars: the Black Buck Awakens will easily be the most disappointing movie you nerds ever see. Do yourself a favor and save those NEET bucks and just torrent the thing via a VPN. (I recommend iPredator).

Why this movie is total shit:

1. A complete re-hash of material from Episodes 4-6. No I'm not kidding same shitty story all fucking over again. It's goddamn mind-blowing considering they have a fuckton of great books already written for Star Wars, yet they just recycled the same shit.

2. Finn the "buck" is as bad of an actor and an annoyance as you could possibly imagine.

3. Rey is besotted by her strong black future lover so much that she wields a giant black-cock penis-walking stick and fights with it all movie. The fucking end of the thing is like some gay Jew's strapon.

4. The good "white man" is played by the droid BB8. It is not subtle what JewJew Abrams was trying to say here: White men are: confused, nearly useless, weak, and of course total beta orbiters for the white female who showers the only black guy in town with affection.

5. Han Solo dies. One of the only people in the whole fucking thing who can act dies. For good. No shit.

6. Acting: fuck it's bad. Worse than Episode 1. The Jews used a bunch of budget Z-lister nobodies to make more shekels and it shows.

7. Corny ass dialogue. I couldn't stop rolling my eyes. The group I was with hated it too. There were a couple of women who spend the last half of the movie texting because they were so turned off by it.

8. The bad guys are obvious Nazi's and it's the good-goys job to save the day. So painfully shoe-horned in, this concept is - Yoda. It's fucking jarring. They should have used the music from Shindler's fucking List during half the scenes.

You will be utterly enraged if you pay money for this. The only thing that is any good is the CGI.


 No.568713

deep

voice


 No.568714

File: 1450247559943.jpg (18.41 KB, 298x267, 298:267, shutterstock-185953115-298….jpg)

>>568707

Go back to sleep.


 No.568715

>>568704

do you want me to le deny it


 No.568716

>>568711

This fat neckbeard is better with girls than all of you combined then.


 No.568717

>>568709

"I can speak for all the girls!"

And even if it were true, (which it isn't) that's because physically conversing with someone on a face to face level is different from skypeniggery and hsg


 No.568718

>>568712

there are people who actually type like this.


 No.568719

>>568712

now this is epic


 No.568720

>>568717

I speak for all the girls because I speak with all the girls. Or at least spoke lol.

you are universally hated my man.

You can even count me 2 if you so desire x3


 No.568721

File: 1450247885927.png (801.11 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

>>568712

>6. Acting: fuck it's bad. Worse than Episode 1.

Impossible

>>568720

That's a lie I know Chaz is indifferent to me and Angel probably doesn't even know who I am


 No.568722

File: 1450247938886.png (129.24 KB, 500x483, 500:483, 1442727146771-2.png)

>caring about being loved or hated by hsg


 No.568723

>>568721

ok u got chaz

chaz is indifferent about you.

your response to the hsg vulva council is disgust hatred or indifference.

how suave you are <3


 No.568724

>>568722

shut the fuck up my little cucc toy


 No.568725

>>568712

>Going from metallic orb to "the white man'

what the fuck


 No.568726

>>568722

>>568724

For once Abdul is right


 No.568727

>>568725

BB stands for beta buck


 No.568728

Star Wars is cool.


 No.568729

File: 1450248149656.gif (4.77 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1361772974401.gif)

do you lovve me hsg


 No.568730

>>568726

do you know my man cletus

if all the women in a population hate you.

that doesn't bode well for you elsewhere.

Which conflicts with your image of actually being good with women cuz you're not.


 No.568731

>>568726

i didnt care for abdul

jojo (excluding the first half of battle tendency) is trash


 No.568732

File: 1450248242315.png (2.48 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten toddler.png)

>>568729

wibber!


 No.568733

>>568731

Why did you throw a tantrum @ grant out of nowhere the other day


 No.568734

its not women who have a problem with cousinfucker its everyone

his behavior is obnoxious

but at his worst he's way less annoying than vfan at her worst imho


 No.568735


 No.568736

File: 1450248300785.gif (900.76 KB, 500x280, 25:14, グレア.gif)

>>568730

No because like I said, hsg me is not exactly me irl. I'm sure that's true for everyone

>>568731

*leers at u*


 No.568737

>>568734

Well I know that everyone hates him. I'm just saying because he paints himself as this womanizer and it's just.....not accurate because he's too weird.

I also kinda agree w/ the last part. My personality is 2 big 4 it's own good.


 No.568738

>>568737

>he paints himself as this womanizer

I have never ever ever, ever, ever, ever, ever done this unironically

But then again maybe your whole "I go to parties, have sex, do drugs, and smoke to look interesting, honey" schtick is ironic too


 No.568739

>>568737

i think hate is probably a too strong word

i really think maybe 5 people (tops) from hsg actually feel hate at other hsg goers

he posts bad, thats all there is

he just wont shut up about his stupid fetishes but he does it in a more obnoxious way than others who do the same thing


 No.568740

>>568738

it's not lol.


 No.568741

lmao


 No.568742

>>568739

I hate plenty of people here


 No.568743

>>568739

eh. I think general bewilderment is better.


 No.568744

i hate cletus


 No.568745

I am glad, however, in that the people I hate are also the most likely to commit suicide so there's that


 No.568746

>>568742

like le who?

>>568744

Jealousy is an evil mistress


 No.568747

>>>>> >>568594


 No.568748

>>568745

I see you as a victim of suicide more than anyone else here actually. Projecting, are we not?


 No.568749

File: 1450248984168.png (307.47 KB, 800x614, 400:307, 1449935320803.png)

>>568748

dude what


 No.568750

>>568748

didn't you threaten to kill yourself if you kept getting banned?


 No.568751

>>568749

please, stop posting


 No.568752

File: 1450249158915.png (373.42 KB, 1011x919, 1011:919, 1449935490672.png)

tfw johnkat will never be canon

>>568751

sorry that post was too stupid not to highlight


 No.568753


 No.568754

>>568752

Tongue, top-teeth zipper maneuver, very classy.


 No.568755

homestuck is shit


 No.568756

>>568755

haha fukin rekt


 No.568757

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.568758

>>568755

aside from your shitty waifu who you never talk about, you never even cared about homestuck


 No.568759

>>568758

I did back when I posted here. Like, when I was in fucking high school dude.

It's kind of hard to give a shit about anything other than the token lesbians for being cute.


 No.568760

i still care... i miss caliborn... and the epic leprechauns...


 No.568761

im still not convinced ugly brown guy is cletus

im not sure why anyone would pretend to be cletus though


 No.568762

I want to see it finished, to hear it's over, all of the feedback all at once... it'd be electrifying.


 No.568763

i'm cletus


 No.568764

>>568763

hey bby want sum fug


 No.568765

File: 1450250259871.jpg (111.95 KB, 481x479, 481:479, Bjork2.jpg)

>>568763

get on skype


 No.568766

I'm no one that you should respect

You don't know shit that I have to suppress

The shit that i'll never get off of my chest

The terrible shit I say under my breath

My level of stress I would never suggest

Evil blood drops, swapped with Mephisto in Vitro


 No.568767

>>568761

>this >>444819

>ugly


 No.568768

>>568762

what if hussie updates on christmas


 No.568769

File: 1450250441545.jpg (12.01 KB, 285x285, 1:1, slide01-woman-fanning.jpg)

>>568768

>>444819

same reaction


 No.568770

>hussie realizes he's fucked himself in homestuck and needs to reboot

>starts from the beginning on 4/13/16

what is your reaction


 No.568771

>>568767

yes cletus


 No.568772

>>568770

mercy kill hussie

the poor man had enough


 No.568773

I want some fug


 No.568774

File: 1450250652768.gif (458.99 KB, 320x231, 320:231, giphy (6).gif)

>>568770

The thought of all of the new merch alone, oh man. Maybe he'll offer stickers this time.


 No.568775

>>568770

Gonna kill


 No.568776

get off vent or i'll have you bent


 No.568777

>>568776

blow it out your ass


 No.568778

File: 1450250756403.jpg (82.32 KB, 750x651, 250:217, ff.jpg)

>>568766

will you ever stop being basic though


 No.568779

>>568778

lil ugly mane the direct opposite of basic you powerless cucc bitch


 No.568780

tfw no layton in smash


 No.568781

>>568780

yo that would be nice


 No.568782

im mad we got furry kaworu and the main character of sony's biggest exclusive ever as 2 of the 3 final dlc characters


 No.568783

i'm still upset brittany from pikmin didn't get in smash


 No.568784

I'm pissed britany spears isn't in smash tbh


 No.568785

>>568782

How is the guy from fates furry Kaworu.


 No.568786

>>568782

Bayonetta though

>>568783

Why was it just Alph


 No.568787

>>568783

did you get that last message twice

internet went out


 No.568788

>>568785

silver hair

red eyes

but then he turns into a dragon


 No.568789

RIP HUMAN RAP GAME


 No.568790

Ass niggEr


 No.568791

what. . .what do you mean no more smash dlc?

I don't know why I'm concerned about this, I don't own the game


 No.568792

there should be more drive-in theaters so you can fingerbang girls


 No.568793

>>568792

there should be more girls that let me fingerbang them.


 No.568794

>>568793

horses have hooves, way to break character nerd


 No.568795

>>568794

my new character is GO FUG URSELF


 No.568796

>>568792

play is the only way you can get off, why not let a girl finger you?


 No.568797

*ass play


 No.568798

>>568788

Yea but kaworu isn't a girl.

OR a dragon


 No.568799

I'm space station, I'm cold scab

Steadily making my nose numb

Bent thumbs dig back in my sockets

Nothing worth seeing, I'd rather be dumb


 No.568800

>>568792

First good thing I've seen you say.


 No.568801

epic


 No.568802

File: 1450263736201-0.png (147.92 KB, 509x873, 509:873, tumblr_nx4e2lsRaB1rl0buto1….png)

File: 1450263736221-1.png (39.36 KB, 500x467, 500:467, tumblr_nx1u6bXA4y1uys1bmo1….png)

File: 1450263736222-2.png (460.5 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_inline_ny9t2jSLzI1r….png)

cha

ra


 No.568803

who's going to see star war tomorrow?


 No.568804

I wanted Chara in Smash...


 No.568805

>>568803

Me

I hope in episode 8 or 9 Rey loses her epic arm to a lightsaber

It would be epic!


 No.568806

File: 1450269882123.jpg (45.24 KB, 476x442, 14:13, 1450265927134.jpg)

did Kojima turn into Miyazaki?


 No.568807

> Honestly didn’t think I’d spend any time writing nearly nine thousand words of dragon fucking, but then, here we are. It, uh, sort of captured my imagination really quickly. Please note that I’m extremely new to Monster Hunter- I bought my first one after starting this story- so I apologize in advance for any inaccuracies; they were concessions for style, nothing more.


 No.568808

>>568806

He just needs to get a little fatter


 No.568809

was metal gear a mistake?


 No.568810

File: 1450271866339.png (618.91 KB, 800x450, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

i wanna see her joints


 No.568811

damn i miss drawings of the carapaces with joints


 No.568812

File: 1450273063682.jpg (171.86 KB, 600x390, 20:13, 1450158812737.jpg)

posting this for tonight

good form, pupper


 No.568813

File: 1450273156459.jpg (18.25 KB, 250x228, 125:114, 125114121111.jpg)

Shai'Hulud.


 No.568814

File: 1450280578794.jpg (119.84 KB, 500x572, 125:143, 1450224109091.jpg)


 No.568815

>>568813

Gesundheit.


 No.568816

>>568814

me on the right


 No.568817

Dreams logged: 3 (49, 15, 34)

Images saved: 12 (5)


 No.568818

we back


 No.568819

File: 1450284062089.png (76.47 KB, 640x960, 2:3, Photo Dec 16, 8 01 47 AM.png)


 No.568820


 No.568822

File: 1450285498438.jpg (207.61 KB, 600x837, 200:279, 1354161025183.jpg)


 No.568823

could it be that the board is finally working again


 No.568824

i want to know more hsg last names


 No.568825

>>568823

more like the site is working again


 No.568826

>>568824

my last name is bin laden al jihad


 No.568827

>>568824

grant ampora

ben fedorafreak

sponge english

vfan serket

chaz zazzerpan

egg pyrope


 No.568828

i can't believe they really put bayonetta in smash


 No.568829

broken again?


 No.568830


 No.568831


 No.568832

File: 1450289244369.jpg (257.4 KB, 1280x1725, 256:345, https://40.media.tumblr.co….jpg)

i wanna kiss peridot on her gem


 No.568833

benjamin scharfenstein

benjamin scharfenstein

benjamin scharfenstein

benjamin scharfenstein

benjamin scharfenstein


 No.568834

if poopydot was human she would be indian lol

- poop meme

- big dot on forehead


 No.568835

grant is too stupid to piss me off with his actions or words

but his existence

the fact the universe allows someone like him to exist

now that makes me mad


 No.568836

>>568833

benjamin is my frien(d)jamin


 No.568837

take the peri

to the leri


 No.568838

Why isn't there a "Snapechat" app?


 No.568839

considering buying one of those pull-up bars

what are the odds of it just caving in the doorframe the first time i use it


 No.568840

File: 1450289567179.png (100.98 KB, 453x635, 453:635, 1447514447713.png)

>>568834

i would still love her


 No.568841

>>568839

depends, how much do you weigh


 No.568843

>>568841

uh

i am not comfortable answering this question


 No.568844

>>568843

you're anon, nobody will know


 No.568845

>>568844

grant will know


 No.568846

>>568845

i dont care


 No.568847

>>568834

DESIGNATED


 No.568848

>>568843

pipe down fatty


 No.568849

>>568846

fuck off dont pretend to be me you kike


 No.568850

>/cuteboys/, /lewd/, /animus/ AND /erp/ in the top 25 boards

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS


 No.568851

my lil babies


 No.568852

>>568812

i'm sorry pupper

the gym was too packed and i didnt have the patience to wait for other people to finish

i know i failed you but i'll do my best tomorrow!


 No.568853

what draw


 No.568854

>>568853

me boob


 No.568855

File: 1450292356051.png (6.02 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

>>568854

anon your boobs are out of control


 No.568856

i kind of want to write smut


 No.568857

>>568853

winter fun peri


 No.568858

>>568850

I don't think /cuteboys/ exists to circlejerk.

It's just /lewd/ and /animus/.


 No.568859

oh hey, santa's doing the rounds

i remember being young enough to get super hyped about that


 No.568860

>>568858

it exists for pedophiles


 No.568861

>>568860

When we first came here I went to it for like an hour an they had some vent chat or something up. It was actually a pretty pleasant conversation, but I never bothered to go back.


 No.568862

File: 1450294367048.jpg (33.77 KB, 450x278, 225:139, image.jpg)


 No.568863

File: 1450295087374.gif (131.06 KB, 500x528, 125:132, 1427480989578.gif)


 No.568864

File: 1450295750274.gif (362.9 KB, 192x291, 64:97, 1444480577527.gif)


 No.568865

start spreading


 No.568866

File: 1450295904410.gif (2.45 MB, 426x240, 71:40, 280X.gif)


 No.568867

>>568865

*spreads butter*


 No.568868

*curls toes*


 No.568869

*smeck*


 No.568870

*pre cum leaks*


 No.568871

*gushes*


 No.568872

>>568870

*closes your dick faucet*

you gotta be careful, anon

water bills are getting expensive


 No.568873

cummie bills


 No.568874

>>568872

closes it with what


 No.568875

>>568874

my cunny-chan of course


 No.568876

h-hot....


 No.568877

>>568874

i close it by turning your dick valve


 No.568878

anon's worrying dexterous cunny-chan


 No.568879

wanna see a magic trick?

*makes all the colorful balls in the ball pit disappear*


 No.568880

why am I still so sleepy


 No.568881

File: 1450297637186.jpg (59.5 KB, 560x377, 560:377, 1427647578092-3.jpg)


 No.568882

thats all there is

nothing more that you can touch now

thats all there is


 No.568883

>>568879

u fucking monster


 No.568884

hsg

i am le sick :(


 No.568885

I'm sure Parenting Comix are super funny when you're a parent, but I'm not and my main feeling about them is "why are there so many"


 No.568886

>>568884

aww, what ails you?


 No.568887

*cums in the ballpit*


 No.568888

everyones getting sick


 No.568889

quads


 No.568890

>>568888

i hate you


 No.568891

>>568886

i'm horking up vile mucous & sleeping 12 hours at a time

if i caught TB at the hospital or something i'm going to be real mad


 No.568892


 No.568893

File: 1450298521541.jpg (18.13 KB, 408x408, 1:1, 1449635235469.jpg)

>>568890

suck it


 No.568894

File: 1450298614367.png (1.6 MB, 1280x1394, 640:697, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.568895

>>568891

yikes, that sucks! good luck clearing the 'berc out of your lungs


 No.568896

>>568894

peridot tries to come to terms with her poopyness


 No.568897

File: 1450298772690.png (74.08 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1397806094950.png)


 No.568898

>>568896

please leave peri alone


 No.568899

>selling an EMPTY Gunshow Vols. 1-5 Slipcase for 20 dollars

why KC

why


 No.568900

File: 1450299265233.png (456.93 KB, 800x800, 1:1, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

she and i don't deserve this hatred


 No.568901

Total posts: 245.

Anonymous: 125, ≈51% of total posts.

JustVfan !vris0JGJL2: 31, ≈13% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: Dragon Ball (4 star)): 15, ≈6% of total posts.

Spongelord !NERDfx2FtI: 12, ≈5% of total posts.

Æ: 12, ≈5% of total posts.

Anonymous (flag: SU: Lapis): 11, ≈4% of total posts.

Phantos: 11, ≈4% of total posts.

BrokenSpacebar !aUtiSmatss: 7, ≈3% of total posts.

horsie (flag: Illuminati): 6, ≈2% of total posts.

ß: 5, ≈2% of total posts.

Saltlick: 4, ≈2% of total posts.

XLR !KOaMEGASp.: 3, ≈1% of total posts.

Nick's Ass: 2, ≈1% of total posts.


 No.568902

>>568900

poopydubs!poopydubs!


 No.568903

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

1 - ho

2 - jo


 No.568904

peridot making wesley eat her out after a much more attractive man has already cummed inside her


 No.568905

>>568904

this but without the last part


 No.568906

File: 1450300422733.gif (153.95 KB, 570x336, 95:56, Ollies out.gif)


 No.568907

i would love to eat peridot out tbh


 No.568908

File: 1450301191050.jpg (29.06 KB, 900x900, 1:1, 328641.jpg)

Oh hey guys, can I do some jump roping on the 8chan servers again?


 No.568909

I think Phantos is like hsg's pet


 No.568911

File: 1450301910386.jpg (101.28 KB, 1080x608, 135:76, chinail_ep308_009.jpg)

All HSG wants for christmas is a magical pet.


 No.568912

On October 19th 2015, Canadians across the country went out and exercised their right to vote.

And who did the country vote for? A 43 year old substitute drama teacher with a degree in Literature and self-proclaimed Feminist who leads a party with some of the most irresponsible and reckless fiscal policies of any party the country has to choose from. His father however, the man responsible for raising Canada's debt by over 700% over the course of 15 years, was known for being one of the best Prime Ministers Canada ever had for some god forsaken reason.

So what has this man done? He created a cabinet based on "the true image of Canada", making half of the cabinet women, while including numerous individuals of varying races, religions and "abilities", or rather DISabilities; including people with visual impairments, physio-related impairments and even a wheelchair-bound paraplegic. Why? For the reason that (as quoted by Justin himself): "It's 2015". Trudeau pledged over $2.65 billion dollars to help poor countries around the world fight climate change. Along with spending billions on foreign countries, the cost of Trudeau's admittance of 25,000 Syrian refugees is expected to cost over $1.2 billion dollars.

It has been less than 2 months.


 No.568913

File: 1450302226653.jpg (1.76 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20151214_120555.jpg)

why don't you have a crippling xenoblade addiction yet fam


 No.568914

>implying Canada wasn't already libcuck land


 No.568915

>>568913

I need to pick this up

But the combat looks MMO tier is it bad


 No.568916

>>568915

combat is fine, much better than any mmo

though yeah its basically mmo style

absolutely great though. finally got my skell at 40 hours, so far 50 hours in like 6 days. the side quests, unlike the original XC are actually really fun. XC just had retarded 'run around for an hour to find x rare item'

prob best game on the wii u


 No.568917

*shilling intensifies*


 No.568918

>>568916

>prob best game on the wii u

No that's Splatoon

My Wii U is just a Splatoon machine atm tbh


 No.568919

>>568918

die squidophile


 No.568920

>>568918

no internet at home, fam

besides splatoon cant possibly rival the feels


 No.568921

File: 1450302651851.png (3.67 KB, 400x400, 1:1, 1356728269428.png)


 No.568922

>>568921

Cute nep!


 No.568923

>>568919

to be fair, i too fap to splatoon futa

also jfc i thought i already removed my name fuck


 No.568924

>>568923

DIE SQUIDOPHILE


 No.568925

>>568919

Inklings are not for sexual

>>568920

Yeah if you ever felt "feels" over a jrpg you have autism my friend


 No.568926

File: 1450302781675.jpg (87.34 KB, 1280x855, 256:171, roxykitten ball pit.jpg)

*plays in the bal pitt*


 No.568927

I've seen some pretty attractive squid ladies, fam. Don't knock it, maybe.


 No.568928

i feel like i might be able to achieve a great ass if i keep working at it

that would be nice


 No.568929

>>568925

nah im just a lonely neckbeard who attaches himself to video game protagonists

also not all jrpgs have shit writing. both xenoblade games, for instance, have great writing and voice acting. though XCX does have a bit of annoying leftism in it. it seems worse initially with the 'muh conservation' stuff, but there's a good reason for that and it mostly dies later on


 No.568930

When I met my boyfriend, I made fun of him for having a sad, shovel ass. He in turn has been working on it ever since and it's truly an amazing ass now. /vfan mode off.


 No.568931

>>568929

>nah im just a lonely neckbeard who attaches himself to video game protagonists

AUTISM

U

T

I

S

M


 No.568932

>>568931

okay sure


 No.568933

File: 1450303102296.png (172.03 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1450057565518.png)

Attaching yourself to protagonists is the point of entertainment to some, fam.


 No.568934

File: 1450303113800.png (92.2 KB, 600x600, 1:1, damara sees you as wounded….png)

>>568928

私はあなたのお尻で作業を開始します。


 No.568935

hi


 No.568936

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

Hey wouter how's it going? /7


 No.568937

>>568936

pretty good my lad hbu


 No.568938

File: 1450303690332.jpg (1.68 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20151211_101618.jpg)

>censorblade chronicles x


 No.568939

>>568934

damara i don't know what you're saying but your face is not encouraging

i'm going to prove you wrong, i'm gonna get that bubble butt


 No.568940

File: 1450304065956.png (118.52 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1450064844150.png)

>>568937

Oh fine, fine.


 No.568941

>BAYONETTA IN SM4SH

>BAYONETTA IN SM4SH

HOLY SHIT


 No.568942

>>568941

Doze how've ya been buddy


 No.568943

Let's dance, boys!


 No.568944

What's taking Nintendo so long to put Joey in Smash?


 No.568945

I bet you could make a convincing Joey with the Mii option in Sm4sh. She could be a small gunner type, pistol packin' mama.


 No.568946

>>568944

Joey needs to be in a videogame first and Hiveswap is never coming out


 No.568947

Fuckin Bayonetta, man

shame she prob wont do the hair thing


 No.568948


 No.568949

>>568948

Who's Daisy


 No.568950

>>568947

She does?


 No.568951

Oh he got a picture with Turk and JD


 No.568952

now i kind of want smash

but that means getting a wii u...

... i'll just replay bayo 1


 No.568953

>>568949

the girl from the new star wars movie

i liked it btw


 No.568954

>>568948

God halfchan thumbnails are disgusting

>>568952

Smash 4 is shit play PM instead and buy a Wii U for Splatoon

>>568953

It's not out yet silly....


 No.568955

>>568954

it is in belgium


 No.568956

>>568954

It comes out tomorrow night.

That's probably an early screening for ~something~.


 No.568958

>>568955

Nice dude! I am seeing it next week, I believe. I wonder if it's at all anything like the Star Wars Battlefront game I've been playing.


 No.568959

>>568952

wii u is a heaven of exclusives

>XCX

>BAYO 2

>SMUSH (3Dsmash is shit)

>MK8

>3D world

>Splatoon


 No.568960

>>568958

probably not


 No.568961

>>568959

shit

inferior sequel

also on 3ds, worst game in the series

lol

lol

shit


 No.568962

>>568961

go back to /v/


 No.568963

>>568961

I know you're doing this on purpose, I'm just gonna pretend you don't exist


 No.568964

>>568961

r u d e.


 No.568965

>>568962

>>568963

butthurt nintoddlers


 No.568966

DBZ is shit because I say so :^)


 No.568967

>>568964

*pets ur head*


 No.568968

File: 1450305127895.png (214.8 KB, 1000x1000, 1:1, 1450147186330.png)

chara for splatoon when

chara for smash when

chara for president of the united states when


 No.568969

File: 1450305174573.png (183.01 KB, 600x532, 150:133, damara dick.png)

>>568939

あなたが得るバブルの一種類だけがあります。私は時間戻って旅行して、あなたの精液の完全な口であなたにキスします。

あなたの口を開いて、飲み込むための準備。

その後、離れてあなたの足と背中に横になります。


 No.568970

>>568938

what did they censor?


 No.568971

>>568959

>SMUSH (3Dsmash is shit)

I actually liked 3DSmash better because of the single player stuff.

Like I know Smash has never been heavy on single player but the Wii U single player is just really really bad. I know the Wii U one was the "multi-player focused" one but why did they actively make the single player elements worse.

Subspace Emissary was kind of dumb but it was alright for a campaign, and 3DSmash's single player campaign is a lot better than the Wii U's one.

Also holy shit the pseudo-mario party thing is boring. Smash run was actually fun.


 No.568972

File: 1450305557707.png (5.96 KB, 400x300, 4:3, 1380927744053.png)


 No.568973

File: 1450305641733.png (488.12 KB, 560x700, 4:5, 1443309929998.png)

>tfw great fap


 No.568974

>>568970

nothing except they put undergarments under the bikini of the annoying 13 year old

/v/ assblasted by elma's ass

>>568971

i play 3DSmash only SP and affter 40 hours i was completely fucking bored

wii u sm4sh has kuch better graphics, stage builder, better levels, 8 player sm4sh... it's amazing

almost all of 3DSmash's levels are tiny and crap


 No.568975

>>568970

They took out the ability to change boob size completely, iirc.


 No.568976

>>568974

I've got like 110 hours on 3DS and like, 5 on Wii U.


 No.568977

>>568975

Maybe Japan should stop making games where you can have a 13 year old with dolly parton sized tits.


 No.568978

>>568968

you for electric chair when


 No.568979

File: 1450305752059.jpg (1.65 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20151214_112935.jpg)

>>568975

i play a man anyway

but yeah i wish i could make a flat chest punk goddess


 No.568980

>>568977

fuck off, tumblr


 No.568981

>>568973

Bless you.


 No.568982

>>568979

this but le unironically


 No.568983

>>568982

i'm not being ironic you shit

flat chest is my fetish

funny i like my men feminine and my women masculine

i am truly degenerate


 No.568984

I don't even find bayonetta hot tbh


 No.568985

>>568977

Who said they were going to make them bigger?

>Unironically defending censorship


 No.568986

>>568974

that's not too bad.

>>568975

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


 No.568987

did rev tell you guys?

tell them, rev


 No.568988

>>568983

androgyny is the ultimate path


 No.568989


 No.568990

>>568987

are you two getting married


 No.568991

>>568989

no you


 No.568992

>>568985

I mean there's a difference between censoring speech and censoring stuff that is too lewd


 No.568993

women with small tits are more agile


 No.568994

>>568985

they put an undergarment on a 13 year old girl with no tits...

its not a big deal


 No.568995

>>568994

THEY TOOK OUT THE BOOB SLIDER


 No.568996

>>568992

>We need to talk about when censorship is ok


 No.568997

>>568978

you seem upset


 No.568998

>>568995

that is a big deal

good game though

you can hack it if you have it on a hard drive, assume you have to pirate it for that


 No.568999

File: 1450306100480.png (24.32 KB, 198x293, 198:293, a smug damara.png)

>>568973

さて、あなたはそれを飲み込むします。 私のために。


 No.569000

>>568996

what is this a reference to?


 No.569001

Remember when Saint's Row had a dick slider.. oh good times...


 No.569002

File: 1450306498440-0.png (1.09 MB, 1200x900, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1450306498440-1.png (511.31 KB, 720x474, 120:79, ClipboardImage.png)

These were funny, the actual scenes in the game were ok.


 No.569003

>>568997

fuck off


 No.569004

>>568999

*cocks gun*


 No.569005

File: 1450307048457.jpg (381.62 KB, 700x1000, 7:10, 1202718 - Damara_Megido Ho….jpg)

>>569004

トリプルと議論しないでください。

あなたはあなたの精液を飲み込むます。

あなたがしなければならない場合、再び自慰行為。

必要に応じて、私の体を見ることができます。


 No.569006

>>569003

rude boi


 No.569007

nothing is worse than PM fags


 No.569008

>>569007

paper mario is epic...


 No.569009

>>569007

Didn't project m get cancelled


 No.569011

>>569008

paper mario died after sticker star


 No.569012

File: 1450307291282.gif (243.95 KB, 284x544, 71:136, Sami Project M.gif)

>>569007

Casual...


 No.569013

there he goes again


 No.569014

>>569012

>sami in project m

dude is this real

i love advance wars


 No.569015

metroid dread when


 No.569016

>>569009

it's already been released


 No.569017

>>569016

Yea, I mean hasn't development on it stopped.

It was released years ago wasn't it.


 No.569018

File: 1450307460681.jpg (14.39 KB, 327x240, 109:80, SA-X cgi.jpg)

>>569014

She was gonna be but then it got canceled. Knuckles and Lyn and Issac too

>>569015

>tfw you will never play Fusion agin for the first time

>>569016

Not the finished 4.0 release


 No.569020

>Mentioning "Project M" on the official Nintendo Miiverse Internet forum will result in an automatic ban for discussing "criminal content". This includes using the abbreviation of the game "PM" which will result in erroneous bans when referring to other gaming franchises (i.e. Paper Mario) or when used for miscellaneous purposes (i.e. denoting the time of day).[47][2]

haha how salty can you get


 No.569022

>8 years from Super to Prime

>Almost 9 years from Prime 3

This is the end, isn't it.


 No.569023

>>569020

This was actually a bro move by Nintendo because if they acknowledged it they'd have to sue

>>569022

F-federation Force...


 No.569024

>>569022

other m literally killed the franchise

it's awful


 No.569025

>>569017

>development ended on Dec 1st 2015

oh wow


 No.569026

last e3 or something they said they were working on a wiiu metroid and a 3ds metroid

3ds one turned out to have probably been that third person shooter that's not metroid related

which leaves le wee woo game, which is probably now being developed for the NX if i had to guess from my 0 business knowledge


 No.569027

>>569026

The NX is not a new console


 No.569028

File: 1450307989841.jpg (118.36 KB, 979x816, 979:816, https://36.media.tumblr.co….jpg)


 No.569029

>>569028

who bitch is this


 No.569030

love too be completely dependent on coffee to wake up

love too be an addict


 No.569031

File: 1450308090706.png (514.47 KB, 800x995, 160:199, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

>>569029

>bitch

lappy anon..........


 No.569032

tfw flight soon


 No.569033

>>569030

it's epic!


 No.569034

>>569031

don't get owned


 No.569035

>>569026

They keep on saying the NX isn't a "new console", but I don't know how true that is.


 No.569036

>>569033

drinking coffee at six in the evening because you're still falling asleep is decidedly unepic imo tbh fam


 No.569037

>>569035

Maybe it stands for "no excuse" and will be a true "Nintendo console" capable of backwards compat for all previous systems.


 No.569038

>>569037

Right now I just want them to release nintendo account in the west.


 No.569039

Dice rollRolled 2 (1d2)

1 - reset

2 - don't


 No.569040

>>569038

>Nintendo account

Explain, because as soon as it was revealed that if you had bought vc stuff on the Wii and, say, had to replace it, and would have to repurchase the vc titles, I gave up on ninty.


 No.569041

>>569040

Their replacement for club nintendo.

It's been out in Japan for like a month or so.

I don't really care about VC, but yea that's shit.


 No.569042

the only flaws with bayonetta in smash is no fly me to the moon or tomorrow is mine (with vocals) as stage music


 No.569043

>>569041

Wait have they still not fixed that for the digital stuff?


 No.569044

>>569042

tomorrow is mine was meh

moon river better


 No.569045

>>569043

What digital stuff.


 No.569046

goodnight dudes

stay hydrated


 No.569047

File: 1450309228886.png (1019.47 KB, 1000x582, 500:291, 1450135249602.png)

let's marvin gaye and chara


 No.569048

File: 1450309460820.png (3.2 KB, 190x133, 10:7, roxykittenclothedup.png)

>>569047

candy!


 No.569049

>>569047

I forgot to put the box of snickers I bought in that picture.

I failed Chara.


 No.569050

roxkit anon and chara anon awkwardly flirting at the playdate


 No.569051

File: 1450309677886.jpg (321.95 KB, 960x1280, 3:4, 1420990339486.jpg)

>tfw the dokkan battle rate up gave me 2 god tier pulls in a row


 No.569052

File: 1450309885119.png (171.8 KB, 295x427, 295:427, 77743783.png)


 No.569053

File: 1450309900776.png (58.35 KB, 422x211, 2:1, ClipboardImage.png)

god


 No.569054

kill the ben


 No.569055

dont kill the ben


 No.569056

KILL THE BEN


 No.569057

it's not ben's fault his face is made out of square bricks and has no curve whatsoever.


 No.569058

>>569057

He's got such a weird mouth too


 No.569059

File: 1450310552862-0.png (587.93 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 2.png)

File: 1450310552864-1.png (523.69 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 3.png)

File: 1450310552877-2.png (703.09 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 4.png)

File: 1450310552879-3.png (782.62 KB, 1280x1280, 1:1, 5.png)

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wwoww


 No.569060

>>569053

dare you???


 No.569061

>>569059

B-bone?


 No.569062

>>569059

i liked you better when i could filter you


 No.569063

>>569061

no. Some weird artist stand in, apprently.


 No.569064

>>569062

well

who am i

(hint it starts with dr)


 No.569065

>>569064

dr. kill yourself


 No.569066

>>569065

Well, go ahead then doc.


 No.569067

File: 1450310977762.png (115.64 KB, 465x539, 465:539, tumblr_inline_nyyx3fVH8b1r….png)

mood


 No.569068

>>569059

it's worse than I thought


 No.569069

>>568938

r u really upset you can't dress a 13 year old girl in lace lingerie

lol


 No.569070

File: 1450311268596.jpg (193.08 KB, 623x598, 623:598, ycihboW.jpg)


 No.569071

>>569069

NO

TIDDY

SLIDER


 No.569072

>>569071

isn't the 13 year old the only playable girl in that or something


 No.569073

File: 1450311421392.jpg (200.74 KB, 1600x900, 16:9, elma.jpg)

>>569072

No I don't even care about her she has a weird face

Elma is hotter

What I'm mad about is that they took out the breast size slider for character creation which was in the Jap version


 No.569074

File: 1450311445271.png (5.5 KB, 147x210, 7:10, roxykittenclothedsad.png)


 No.569075

File: 1450311499178.jpg (46.93 KB, 750x750, 1:1, x67833_Velocity,P20Slide,P….jpg)

Hello yes, this is my titty slide.


 No.569076

every girl should be flat like me

t. vfan


 No.569077

>>569073

wow that face looks absolutely terrible lol


 No.569078


 No.569079

File: 1450311640921.jpg (60.27 KB, 400x300, 4:3, blogger-image--1302786785.jpg)

It's that time again.


 No.569080

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>>569075

*wants u 2 help her up the slide*

*hopes 4 a titty @ the bottom*


 No.569081

>>569079

thanks doc


 No.569082

>>569080

god shut the fuck up


 No.569083

won't somebody please think of those innocent titty sliders?


 No.569084

File: 1450311784464.jpg (51.58 KB, 500x667, 500:667, tumblr_n4zai1afA21si6edfo1….jpg)


 No.569085

File: 1450311850828.png (243.07 KB, 800x800, 1:1, 1369607986340.png)


 No.569086

File: 1450311874808.jpeg (1.3 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, noisy roxykitten.jpeg)


 No.569087

god my contacts are irritating the fuck out of my eyes, I have to wear these dumbshit back up pair of glasses that give me a head ache fml


 No.569088

File: 1450311910117.png (1.49 MB, 1188x1080, 11:10, ClipboardImage.png)

>>569077

Says u lmao

>>569076

What Vfan doesn't understand is that now you can't have DFC either


 No.569089

>>569087

Sorry to hear that, Vfan.

>>569080

You're a cool cat, kit.


 No.569090

>>569088

this shit looks like some of my old barbies when I was four lol


 No.569091

>>569089

this post


 No.569092

what cletus doesn't understand is he's a corn ball


 No.569093

will hiveswap have tiddy sliders?


 No.569094

>>569086

das cute


 No.569095

>>569087

that's what you get when you don't apologize for crucifying the lord


 No.569097

File: 1450312094351.png (348.1 KB, 510x710, 51:71, ClipboardImage.png)

>>569090

*plays with Dolls*


 No.569098

>>569093

yes

you can make joey more tiddy than girl


 No.569099

>>569097

skells*

;)


 No.569100


 No.569101

File: 1450312147720.jpg (106.96 KB, 640x581, 640:581, harms2.jpg)

>>569097

I always liked this one.


 No.569102

>>569095

you're crucifying my time eyyyo


 No.569118

>listening to metal on headphones is giving me severe tinnitus

>do it anyway

who here /r/thuglife?


 No.569162

/r/tardlife


 No.569266

File: 1450318868109.jpg (168.51 KB, 1280x1236, 320:309, https://41.media.tumblr.co….jpg)

😍😍😍




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