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File: 1450312081002.png (14.6 KB, 512x325, 512:325, 42 43.PNG)

 No.569096

 No.569103

dat it neppers


 No.569104

booby


 No.569105

File: 1450312230224.png (52.73 KB, 522x493, 18:17, roxykitten loves wizards.png)

>>569097

*also plays w/ dolls*

wibbers!


 No.569106

File: 1450312233347.png (194.65 KB, 425x585, 85:117, tumblr_inline_nxh8wqQfIR1r….png)


 No.569107

File: 1450312257388.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.569108

File: 1450312272976.gif (883.08 KB, 320x240, 4:3, wLPd0.gif)

>>569096

You rock.


 No.569109

File: 1450312342723.png (2.48 KB, 123x131, 123:131, roxykitten toddler.png)

>>569106

*toddles over n paps her*

viska!


 No.569110

File: 1450312373454.png (238.27 KB, 523x947, 523:947, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.569111

>>569101

that's a bomb ass heavy arms custom, but I can't tell if the gatling guns are from the 1/100 unicorn or the 1/60


 No.569112

[Intro]

Yeah, don't you wish you could be me, bitch?

[Hook x3]

Don't you wish you could be me?


 No.569113

File: 1450312449085.png (56.11 KB, 540x502, 270:251, Chara-in-a-box.png)

Release the Chara


 No.569114

File: 1450312455799.png (9.51 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449347553834.png)


 No.569115

Turn me up some, 665 plus one


 No.569116

File: 1450312522983.png (92 KB, 288x412, 72:103, 1437101739186.png)


 No.569117

does roxykitten have two boobs, like a roxy, or several boobs, like a kitten?


 No.569119

File: 1450312574230.png (5.36 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449358122869.png)


 No.569120

>>569117

Evidence suggests two boobs, what a great question.


 No.569121

>>569117

she has no boobs because she is 3


 No.569122

>>569117

momcat has two


 No.569123

>>569121

3 year old cats have boobs.


 No.569124

does she have a barbed penis or is it a normal penis?


 No.569125

fuck breasts. get rid of em.

feed your toddlers sprite if you must. or just leave the needy bastards to starve smdh


 No.569126

File: 1450312760210.png (59.69 KB, 561x782, 33:46, https://36.media.tumblr.co….png)

>>569119

can you fuck off


 No.569127

>>569124

roxkit is f.emale only


 No.569128

File: 1450312795019.png (236.24 KB, 647x671, 647:671, Untitled.png)


 No.569129

Nursing my adopted gay son Javier with vodka so he grows up strong and powerful


 No.569130

>>569126

after you


 No.569131

>>569126

hey man you started it


 No.569132

File: 1450312815453.gif (999.35 KB, 497x283, 497:283, tumblr_n1j3xajl3D1t4x32xo1….gif)


 No.569133

>>569126

even her proportions are awful

truly a shit character.

>>569127

okay, but what is her penis like?


 No.569134

File: 1450312912512.jpg (56.06 KB, 500x403, 500:403, FEEEEMALES.jpg)


 No.569135

File: 1450312969353.png (16.04 KB, 401x548, 401:548, 933badf4db2060e38bb144a732….png)


 No.569136

>>569135

why does she have laser eyes


 No.569137

File: 1450313013763.jpg (58.79 KB, 809x613, 809:613, mom breastfeeds rose.jpg)

>>569122

that she does


 No.569138

File: 1450313027396.jpg (136.2 KB, 500x658, 250:329, https://40.media.tumblr.co….jpg)

>>569130

>>569131

>>569133

you're the ones who keep continuing it

now just stop posting


 No.569139

>>569138

I don't even like that show and I can already tell peridot is the worst.


 No.569140


 No.569141

poopydot! poopydot!


 No.569142

>>569134

>not getting the refrance

>doing le reddit word meaning hairsplit

get out crossie


 No.569143

>>569142

cletus does it offend you


 No.569144

>>569143

does it offend you to be called a female

because i can go back to "christ-killer" if you want


 No.569145

File: 1450313202945.png (86.19 KB, 896x905, 896:905, Do you really think this f….png)

>>569128

You put them down in the wrong area. Don't worry I got them.


 No.569146

File: 1450313203609.png (320.77 KB, 677x863, 677:863, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)


 No.569147

>>569136

all sprites have laser eyes, read the fucking comic


 No.569148

>>569144

I'm gonna get shark to draw you a futa roxykitten if you don't shut your big chilean fag mouth


 No.569149

File: 1450313297280.gif (460.83 KB, 500x360, 25:18, 1363889618131.gif)

>>569146

Wes, don't you think you're too cool for these fools? Maybe?


 No.569150

>>569148

make sure the penis is barbed


 No.569151

>>569148

do you think you have total control over her, lmao


 No.569152

>>569150

Way ahead of you.


 No.569153

>>569148

i'm not even chilean you hooknosed sow

you just went ahead and assumed


 No.569154

>>569148

make sure the penis has one of those gross large foreskins


 No.569155

File: 1450313405932.gif (1.33 MB, 500x225, 20:9, WVifL68.gif)


 No.569156

>>569151

No, I barely talk talk to her lol.

But I think we all agree it would be funny.

>>569153

Nah you're chilean.

>>569154

Way ahead of you x3


 No.569157

[Outro]

Bitch, give me my mothafuckin' money, bitch!

Don't you wish you could be me, bitch?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Don't you wish you could be me?

Yeah, Mista Thug Isolation

Don't you wish you could be me punk? Ho?


 No.569158

>>569154

barbed foreskin???


 No.569159

File: 1450313503052.jpg (1.38 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, 1450310565263.jpg)

will me posting on the old thread ever stop


 No.569160

>>569159

grown ass men


 No.569161

>>569159

I hope Bernie Sanders brushed up on his anime game before he gets invited to any debates.


 No.569163

File: 1450313635690.png (2.66 MB, 1800x1200, 3:2, Untitled.png)


 No.569164

>>569159

this is pathetic looking


 No.569165

>>569160

i want to be the guy on the right

i want to be... the ironic coolkid

i want to get a mario spaghetti party tshirt

i want to grow a beard.... that doesnt look like shit

i want to... be the /pol/ neckbeard


 No.569166

Radiation (Lung Pollution)


 No.569167

File: 1450313730255.png (234.03 KB, 453x302, 3:2, tumblr_nakizl1IbK1qlj42ao1….png)

I want to be the guy on the right.


 No.569168

>>569157

Rap sure is thought provoking and inherently meaningful!


 No.569169

>>569156

Jasenovac i Gradiška stara, to je kuća Maksovih mesara

Kroz Imotski kamioni žure, voze crnce Francetića Jure

U Čapljini, klaonica bila, puno Srba Neretva nosila

Oj Neretvo teci iza stranu, nosi Srbe plavome Jadranu

Ko je moga zamisliti lani, da će Božić slavit partizani


 No.569170

>>569169

i don't know what this is but it is epicc


 No.569171

>>569169

give me a dollar for every time you post so I don't have to be broke and I can actually read your posts and not skip over them bemused.

Encourage me to get mad my chilean pedophile friend.


 No.569172

File: 1450313861981.png (282.81 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 1448950002104.png)

>jade's ultra sensitive foreskin


 No.569173

File: 1450313876047.png (359.74 KB, 1280x3796, 320:949, Free them.png)

>>569163

You're not very good at this are you.


 No.569174

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.569175

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>569170

it sure is

>>569171

a jew begging for money, not surprising


 No.569176

>>569175

[Hook]

­

[Verse 2: Lil Ugly Mane]

Puffing on that paradise that kush has got me paralyzed

Verified I'm very high, whip so clean it's sterilized

Terrorize yo block, you in my way, why ain't ya moving?

Me and Supa Sortahuman rolled a quarter in a cuban

Now we grooving

Feeling extra throwed, hot like wings of buffalos

Just to let you bustas know, them duffle bags got extra dough

Only fuck with sexy hoes, I swear I leave the rest alone

Underground, I'm lesser known, but in hood they feel my testimony

Y'all ain't smoking on my level

Y'all ain't fucking on my level

Y'all ain't dranking on my level

Y'all ain't nothing on my level

These fools they need'na listen, they probably smoking that resin

They talkin' all'a that shit, I proudly pull out my weapon

That sour diesel be relievin' my stress, gettin' me right

I swear it's hard not to just walk outside, just ready to fight

Lime green cannabis, color of praying mantises

No stems, no seeds, crystals like they amethyst

[Hook]


 No.569177

>>569172

>the retard face

i hate homestuck

even the porn is shit now


 No.569178

>>569177

it's jade any face she would make would be retarded


 No.569179

File: 1450314246352.png (2.46 MB, 1280x3796, 320:949, Untitled.png)


 No.569180

File: 1450314265088.gif (1.79 MB, 450x254, 225:127, 1450226571599.gif)


 No.569181

>>569180

epic and random and funny


 No.569182

I like Jade's face.


 No.569183

File: 1450314338424.webm (554.36 KB, 360x360, 1:1, 1449801860062.webm)


 No.569184

a honking cat??!?!!


 No.569185

:33 < honl


 No.569186

:33 < h3nk


 No.569187

File: 1450314549969.png (514.74 KB, 1500x1500, 1:1, 1317512636856.png)


 No.569188

:33 < bark bark


 No.569189

File: 1450314577306.gif (83.51 KB, 500x469, 500:469, tumblr_molqk7CMDu1rp0ykjo1….gif)


 No.569190

:33 < moo


 No.569191

File: 1450314766534.jpg (1.65 MB, 3264x1836, 16:9, 20151214_112935.jpg)

tfw you spend 20 minutes swimming to sylvanium when you could have waited a few hours, gotten a skell, and done it in 3


 No.569192

Enter my chamber you never will leave

Festering bodies will cover the streets

Satanic prophecies, christian hypocrisy

Bury me deep in the filth and disease

Open my mind and then hammer it closed

Into the darkness I'm strangled and choked

Tracing the patterns and numbers in smoke

Blood on my dagger from enemies throats

Crucify ghosts in a frozen abyss

Ocean of planets in total eclipse

Know where I wander wherever I drift

Using a razor to open my wrists

My body is vacant, my soul is enslaved

To a hatred as ancient as day and night

Ladder of Jacob, the devil awakened in hell I'm created

I pray tonight


 No.569193

>>569192

Q THE TEA DIRNKIGJN ROBOT AND HTE SEARHC OFR HE INNER JAMES K POLK ASSASINSATION PARTY QUEST

INTERMISSION 3: YOU CAN FUCK MY BALLS

INTERINTERMISSION 1: Q FLIES AGAIN

CHAPTER 172: Q VERSUS THE ENTERPRISE... who will win? can q destroy the evil, mongolia region controlled star trek gang... can q defeat james t kirk, who sold his soul to the mongolia region puppet, JAMES K POLK?!

q was flying through the mongolia region as the enterprise followed alongside him, captain kirk on the top of it as he screamed profanities at q and q was flying there like fucking superman just sipping his fuckign tea and responding with "ayy chap" and "wew lad" adn "dear me, tea time again? how drab of you" and then james t kirk screamed "THAT WAS YOUR LAST WARNING YOU ROMAN CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING PIECE OF SHIT ROBOT I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS IRONCI OR NOT YOU ARE A THREAT TO THE MONGOLIA REGIONS BEST INTERESTS AND A THREAT TO OUR GLORIOUS REGION, JAMES K POLK" and q said "deary me, at least nothing of value will be lost when i bring divine judgement upon thee" and james t kirk screamde "ARE OYU FUCKING KIDDING ME I AM THE ORIGINAL CAPTAIN I AM THE BEST CAPTAIN" and q said "the original series was fucking shit, fucking cardboard sets, cliche plots, and fucking glowy shtity blur effects every time you see a woman and then of course oyu make out with the woman because youre a noble great man who fucks lots of pussy. well it's all nice, chap, except that it's a crock of shite and your face is about as pretty as your arse!" and then james t kirk said "oh would you LOOK AT FUCKING THAT FINALLY HE SPEAKS AFTER FUCKING MILES OF PRETTY OCK BRITISH INSULTS AND 'OH LOOK IM SIPPING TEA' and 'OH WOW LAD' and 'HAPPY CHAP' and 'GIMME A BRIEFER MATE' and 'CRIKEY THATS A HUGE LASAGNA' wEW and all he fucking says is another load of SHIT much liek his blasphemous course of action against our great mongolia region lord, JAMES K POLK" and q laughed and said "alright chap, i ought to ask, are you, like, being mind controlled right now? excuse me for saying though but you speak like a goddamn assburgers reject" and then james t kirk screamed "HEY DONT MAKE FUN OF ARSEBERG SYNDROME DISEASE WE HAVE A CREW ATE WHO SUFFERS FOR IT ITS NOT A FUNNY JOKE" and q said "well bring the blighter out so i can fucking shoot him in the dick" and james tk irk screamde "HEY SPOCK BRING THE BLACK CHICK OUT" and spock said "what you mean this one" and james t kirk screamed "YEAH WHAT THE FUCK IS HER NAME EVEN" and spock said "man i dont know fuck man i shouldnt even be responsible for porting your black women around my face got ripped off by a fucking shitchucking ching chong" and james t kirk screamed "GOD DAMN IT SPOCK YOUR WHITE PRIVILEGE IS SHOWING WERE TRYING TO BE RACIALLY DIVERSE HERE" and spock said "yeah but... but, man, fuck niggers, and fuck ching chongs" and jaems tk irk said "DUDE YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE EMOTIONLESS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" and while james t kirk and spock were hsouting at eachother like assburger rejects q flew ver to the enterprise and landed on top of it with a loud clang and james t kirk looked to his isde and he screamed "WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU FUCKING DOING HERE CANT YOU RESPECT THAT THIS IS MY FUCKING SHIP" and q laughed and said "chap why teh fuck should i respect your property when you're threatening to levy the fucking death sentence over my head? that's fucking retarded if i've ever heard it" and james t kirk screamed "WHATEVER MAN TAKE THIS" and he put his phaser on kill and shot at q but q took the phaser beam and bent it around and shot it back at james t kirk and james t kirk screamed in agony and said "what the fuck is this how are you able to resist the power fo my phaser" and then q said "your shitty 60s star trek effects cant affect me, the ORIGINAL HD WARRIOR" and then james t kirk screamed "its too late for you... i have already won"


 No.569194

>>569193

calm down lol


 No.569195

>>569192

>>569193

these are about the same quality


 No.569196

File: 1450314994383.png (256.07 KB, 1000x658, 500:329, USA USA.png)

>>569179

Chara will serve in the mine sweeping corps.


 No.569197

bussy


 No.569198

>>569195

please. i am clearly the superior shitposter here


 No.569199

chara's feet


 No.569200

>trump wants to shut down the internet

Out of the race


 No.569201

joey's toeys


 No.569202

>>569200

But he doesn't though


 No.569203

>>569200

why does he think that it can be shut down with a wave of a magic wand

doesn't he research this shit


 No.569204


 No.569205

vfan's

feet


 No.569206

>>569205

Beg for em.


 No.569207

>>569205

vfan with no feet is preferable


 No.569208

File: 1450315454571.jpg (87.74 KB, 498x750, 83:125, tumblr_milv1wfKOe1r09f27o1….jpg)

Vfan and melon.


 No.569209

File: 1450315478116.jpg (270.54 KB, 1280x717, 1280:717, 1432887397207.jpg)


 No.569210

Same wolf from that folklore

Drinking blood right out of that that goat horn

I'm post-mortem, these boys want war I transport 'em

Right to Hell, in a trance when I write the spell

Leave the blood on my hands cause I like the the smell

In the death business, you the clientele

Motherfuckers can't win cause I'm trying to fail

Flesh is the fabric that covers my robes

Blood is the matter that built up my throne

Nothing but shadows, I'm waiting alone

Deep in my coffin, I call it my home


 No.569211

chara's ass


 No.569212

File: 1450315925021.jpg (45.64 KB, 500x698, 250:349, tumblr_najo9kDq0t1r95ufao1….jpg)

Chara's well thought-out adult wardrobe.


 No.569213

File: 1450315939739.png (72.78 KB, 855x788, 855:788, Do not lewd Chara.png)


 No.569214

>>569210

and q said "how so, chap?" and james tk irk said "watch as your BLACK ASBERGERS SYNDROME DISEASE REJECT APPEARS TO CAST HORROR UPON YOUR FACE" and spock pulled out the black chcik, what the fuck was her name? chittertitty? chingisdick? chucker? chester? fucking hell i have no idea lmao she was kind of hot though and then spock said "HERES YOUR FUCKING BLACK CHICK now i need to go get my face healed fucking oolong" and jaems t kirk said "HERE GAZE UPON THE GLORY OF THE DISEASE YOU SO INSENSITIVELY MAKE FUN OF" and q said "looks like a regular black chick to me god you sjws are retarded" and then the black chick said "hey, look there mister im not even interested in this shit i only stayed here because i was told i was going to improve african american diversity" and q said "get the fuck off my ship or i'll shoot you, m'lady" and then the black chick whatever the fuck her name is, lets call her chittertitty, anyway chittertitty spinted off the enterprise and fell to the ground slowly with her space parachute flaoting behind her slowing down her descent towards the earth and q said "asta lavista, you negro bitch" and q said "hey kirk shoot me again why dont you" and james tk irk thought q was daring him so he did and q took the phaser beam and aimed it towards chittertitty and james t kirk screamed "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT DO YOU REALLY HATE ASSBURGER DISEASE SYNDROME SUFFERERS SO MUCH YOU ABLEIST SON OF A BITCH" and q said "no, but space parachutes reflect phaser beams" and james t kirk looked down and saw a phaser beam flying towards his face and it blasted through his face destryoing his face and causing his brian to spill out and q said "gnarly" and then q walked towards the hatch and spock was there hammering it shut with nails and duct tape and q started poudning on it but couldnt open it and he screamed "SPOCK ARE YOU USING FUCKING DUCT TAPE DOWN TERE" and spock said "yesiree, bob! and nothing in the known universe can destroy duct tape" and q cursed under his breath because duct tape was invincible and q said "well let me in already fucking hell your captain is dead" and spock said "yeah you killed him and im not retarded enough to let you kill me too" and q said "good lord, chap! havent you already lost your communications chick, your captain, and your pilot" and spock said "w-well yes, but" and q said "let me the fuck in before you create a mongolia region 9/11"


 No.569215

>>569214

to clarify this is not star trek q, this is armed & dangerous q

i assume people with shit taste wouldnt be able to discern this


 No.569216

File: 1450316181289.png (6.61 KB, 222x350, 111:175, 33.PNG)


 No.569217

>>569128

fuckin nice


 No.569218

>>569211

ben....


 No.569219

WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I USED TO FUCK BLACK NIGGAS WITH MY BIG DONG AND GO HA HAHA HAHA HAHA


 No.569220

>>569218

kill ben


 No.569221

[Hook]

Bitch I got ten thousand, multiply a hundred

Bitch theres a million fly womens in my dungeon

Catch me at the airport, flying out to London

Stackin up my paper you can tell that I am stunting


 No.569222


 No.569223

and then spock looked at the screen in the bridge and he started screaming like a little girl and rolling around on the floor because the twin towers of the mongolia region were right in front of him and spock started screaming "oh sweet beautiful james k polk why did you let this happen oh polk, oh polk, oh fuck, polk, polk, please polk, no, please, fuck, i want my daddy, i want my mommy, i want to hide my emotions, i wnat to be a strong alpha male, like my daddy was, fuck, no, please no, daddy, mommy, no, vulcans.... vulcans dont cry, bt i am only half vulcan, oh my god why, i am so sad" and then q said "alright ill be off, then! don't want to take part in ANOTHER 9/11, though i suppose i already have, haven't I? blimey!" and then spock started un-duct taping the hatch and he screamed "Q COME BACK WE NEED YOU" and q said "sorry chap! my interest in exploring your enterprise and / or taking command of it has waned completely" and spock screamed "no, q, we need you, PLEASE BE MY CAPTAIN, ill give you a box of rare vulcan tea my daddy gave me" and q said "rare vulcan tea, huh? blimey, chap, you really know how to hit the weak point for massive damage... i'll bite, matey." so q flew into the enterprise and took out his ps4 controller and he siad "alright wheres the usb port" and spock said "what are you going to do" and q screamed "THIS IS CAPTAIN Q SPEAKING WHERE THE FUCK IS THE USB PORT DO YOU WANT TO DIE" and spock said "here" and he showed a table filled with usb ports and q said "oh this is fucking wonderful" and he plugged in his ps4 controller and he instantly did a 360 degree spin and then a 180 degree spin and he said "alright this is fucking sweet, now lets blast some fucking mongolia regioners"


 No.569224


 No.569225


 No.569226

christmascast soon


 No.569227

>>569225

>chrome


 No.569228

>>569226

fuck I forgot all about that

I hope there's more vomiting than last year. They gotta get some real good shit this year.


 No.569229

bring lapisanon and ben together

then kill them with a single bullet


 No.569230

>>569229

this but with vfan instead of lapis


 No.569231

>>569230

you're so tsundere grant it's precious


 No.569232

File: 1450316991622.gif (3.49 KB, 147x238, 21:34, roxykittenpacifiersuck.gif)

>>569228

*sits calmly on the good chair*


 No.569233

File: 1450317030457.jpg (161.96 KB, 477x825, 159:275, 1355081963034.jpg)


 No.569234

>>569231

epic /a/ meme, my epic /b/rother


 No.569235

>>569232

this pic but with my dick instead of the pacifier


 No.569236

>>569234

thanks.


 No.569237

>>569235

do not sexualize the roxkit


 No.569238

>>569237

I'm gonna commission shark to make a futa roxykitten and there's nothing you can do about it.


 No.569239

I've done it, I've got myself set up for online pay-what-you-want Tarot readings

don't worry, I won't pervert our relationship by linking it here, because it's on my personal blog


 No.569240

wonk returns


 No.569241

chara returns


 No.569242

Dragon Ball HSG: Wonk's Revenge


 No.569243

File: 1450317562191.png (1.69 MB, 744x4766, 372:2383, Soulless Pacifist - Extend….png)


 No.569244

File: 1450317565267.jpg (446.01 KB, 1000x663, 1000:663, tumblr_lwqwtx72WM1qjdi9g.jpg)


 No.569245

If I were at all romantically interested in men I could see liking Grant.


 No.569246

>>569245

what about me


 No.569247

do you think veef stands every morning and chants into her mirror, "every day in every way, I am getting worse and worse"


 No.569248


 No.569249

>>569247

no, she gets up in the morning and commands JHVH to curse the goyim

she doesn't have a mirror because even she can't stand the sight of herself


 No.569250

(chanting to self; walking around in public) dont get owned. dont get owned (body quickly separated into 500 pieces by metallic alien noise)


 No.569251

>>569250

this is the kind of fan mail I appreciate.


 No.569252

>>569247

yes

>>569249

also yes.


 No.569253

File: 1450318039497.png (626.89 KB, 474x562, 237:281, https://40.media.tumblr.co….png)

>>569250

stop using my flag


 No.569254

vfan not having a mirror is kind of a moot point since jews don't have reflections anyway


 No.569255

I promised myself I would call u goys more often because it makes nerds mad.

but I didn't cus I forgot : <


 No.569256

File: 1450318095315.png (181.39 KB, 842x833, 842:833, 1325018491999.png)


 No.569257

File: 1450318120697.png (219.94 KB, 1280x1094, 640:547, peridot.png)


 No.569258

>>569254

you don't have a mirror because it would break cuz u u g l y you ain't got an alliby u ugly


 No.569259


 No.569260

"oh princesses aren't realistic in 2015" fuck off

more american women have married princes, dukes, or kings than have ever become supreme court justices

chara is literally living the american dream


 No.569261

File: 1450318334020.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.569262

cum


 No.569263

dear blog, to-morrow my Ritalin shipment gets in and hopefully I can get some shit done


 No.569264

>>569263

I feel like I should clarify that it's my pharmacy that's getting the shipment, I'm not getting an entire truck bed full of Ritalin


 No.569265

File: 1450318814485.png (36.33 KB, 900x900, 1:1, brown-cross-clipart-3467-b….png)

>>569258

get back, you


 No.569267

>>569259

you can look at me not clicking it


 No.569268

File: 1450318986988.jpg (22.61 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 1450318814485.jpg)

>>569265

this looks much cooler tbqh


 No.569269

>>569268

still a christian symbol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Peter#Death

now don't make me break out the garlic


 No.569270

>>569269

garlic didn't stop you from turning into an embarrassment to your parents and a fuccboi


 No.569271

Jesus Wept! x33333333


 No.569272

vfan's feet


 No.569273

File: 1450319395118.png (52.41 KB, 560x802, 280:401, 1381800160824.png)


 No.569274

>>569268

CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN


 No.569275

>>569274

oh please


 No.569276

vfan's rape ass


 No.569277

Edgyfan...


 No.569278

>>569276

can you explain to me why you find cletus and ben attractive


 No.569279

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.569280

>>569278

can you explain to me why you're such a frigid bitch


 No.569281

>>569280

it's winter time, it's cold outside.

I'm just trying to get in the holiday spirit.


 No.569282

vfan's feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet


 No.569283

>>569281

how about you make like jesus and die on a cross while getting sliced up by a bunch of greasy italians


 No.569284

>:3


 No.569285


 No.569286

>>569283

no thanks x3


 No.569287

Vfeet


 No.569288

File: 1450319861181.jpg (266.31 KB, 700x691, 700:691, Iw1VPxu.jpg)

char


 No.569289

yeast me


 No.569290

>>569287

maybe I'm feeling generous tonight

maybe I'll post my feet x3


 No.569291

my vape ass


 No.569292

File: 1450320139377.png (25.35 KB, 426x450, 71:75, 1394629079075.png)


 No.569293

Are Vfan's feet kosher?


 No.569294

>>569292

>random things are anti-aliased

reeeeeee


 No.569295

chara's royal ass


 No.569296

>>569293

pigs aren't kosher


 No.569297

>>569296

you sure are salty lol


 No.569298

File: 1450320478379.jpg (81.34 KB, 630x355, 126:71, image.jpg)


 No.569299

Billy Bossy


 No.569300

File: 1450320598860.jpg (260.69 KB, 1920x816, 40:17, image.jpg)


 No.569301

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.569303

>>569302

timestamp?


 No.569304

>>569302

Come on after all the fake pictures you've gotta put a timestamp

That skin doesn't even look pale enough


 No.569305

>>569304

>>569303

those weren't actually my feet. I lied.


 No.569306

File: 1450320882072.jpg (14.58 KB, 200x200, 1:1, image.jpg)

>>569302


 No.569307

xVD


 No.569308

>>569305

can you at least repost them, it seems the post got deleted


 No.569309

>>569305

>>569307

These are good posts


 No.569310

>>569305

looks like hsg just got...........

SMECKLEDORFED


 No.569311

>>569308

I deleted them because I felt bad about lying about photos of my feet :3


 No.569312

I'm not posting my feet.


 No.569313

sonict he hedgegod


 No.569314

>>569312

I bet that uggo girl isn't even you


 No.569315

File: 1450321078729.jpg (6.13 KB, 255x255, 1:1, vfanfeet.jpg)


 No.569316

>>569314

it actually is.

but I'd prefer you not post that.


 No.569317

>>569315

tbh I deleted it because I reverse image searched it and found this specific sock model's pic all over the place.

But I almost got ya. x3


 No.569318

>>569316

Just post a non nude pic of your face with a timestamp


 No.569319

File: 1450321293095.jpg (Spoiler Image, 264.21 KB, 640x529, 640:529, vfan's feet.jpg)

here's the real pic


 No.569320

>>569317

oh wow, you're right


 No.569321

>>569318

see the thing is that I'm uncomfortable posting anything of myself. I'm not the only girl who feels like that at this point.


 No.569322

take me on faith x333333333


 No.569323

>>569321

Okay post a pic of your hand with "Hello HSG this is Vfan" written on it

That way we can tell if you're a girl at least


 No.569324

>>569321

more lies x3


 No.569325

someone post her nudes maybe she'll leave


 No.569326

File: 1450321447106.png (272.25 KB, 500x333, 500:333, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.569327

File: 1450321491608.png (42.77 KB, 289x175, 289:175, ClipboardImage.png)

what le fug


 No.569329

>>569328

I'm taking a nap

eat shit


 No.569330


 No.569331

File: 1450321635312.png (140.33 KB, 400x380, 20:19, 1342828515896.png)


 No.569332

>>569325

yeah that worked the last 50 times


 No.569333


 No.569334

>>569331

is that chara


 No.569335

>>569328

Pic 1 face and Pic 2 face looks completely different


 No.569336

File: 1450321706254.png (70.51 KB, 500x400, 5:4, 1356966523259.png)


 No.569337

File: 1450321720967.png (9.49 KB, 332x272, 83:68, 1356757764910.png)


 No.569338

>>569335

just looks like eyeshadow


 No.569340

>vfan's post aren't deleted

>something that doesn't break the rules is

shaking my head


 No.569341

>grant being a butthurt faggot because he wants the vfan pusspuss

epic


 No.569342

get trolled on, kid


 No.569343

the log doesn't even mention it


 No.569344

File: 1450322046118.jpg (156.6 KB, 853x1280, 853:1280, chai.jpg)

Stop tbh

Post hot nudes instead


 No.569345

>>569344

picture not related


 No.569346

File: 1450322133979-0.png (182.93 KB, 565x498, 565:498, 1363752291627.png)

File: 1450322133979-1.png (202.14 KB, 500x338, 250:169, 1388379372715.png)

File: 1450322133980-2.gif (154.95 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1358832199663.gif)

File: 1450322133980-3.gif (14.54 KB, 106x91, 106:91, 1388382928071.gif)

File: 1450322133980-4.png (235.97 KB, 744x723, 248:241, tumblr_masi6vwykO1raigdno1….png)


 No.569347

>>569344

die cletus


 No.569348

>>569347

that's not cletus

that's adonis

cletus is cousinfucker


 No.569349

File: 1450322223002.png (28.28 KB, 500x325, 20:13, what.png)


 No.569350

File: 1450322244919.png (Spoiler Image, 37.72 KB, 154x102, 77:51, vfan's mouthpic.PNG)


 No.569351

>>569349

i don't get what part of that is so hard for you to understand

you fucking imbecile, you moron


 No.569352

Gaddafi was cool as fuck. A true Arab leader. Such a shame that his government was overthrown. RIP.

It's good that Assad is winning. I hope to god he stays, just to make the good goy scum suffer. Syrian rebels are such trash, fucking israel serving Wahhabi cucks.


 No.569353

assad is a pretty cool guy but i'm also okay with israel being a country


 No.569354

>>569351

fuck off thirstboy


 No.569355

File: 1450322764141.png (242.37 KB, 360x492, 30:41, ClipboardImage.png)

The Middle East was safer when the dictators were in power


 No.569356

>>569354

please dont bully ben


 No.569357

>>569354

i don't know what that means

is that one of those black people words


 No.569358

>>569356

ben's a fag and needs to die

bully ben so hard he fucking kills himself

literally a parasite upon the gene pool


 No.569359

it's always so sad when they bully themselves


 No.569360

File: 1450322976636-0.jpeg (85.88 KB, 700x700, 1:1, 1710135 - Temmie Undertal….jpeg)

File: 1450322976637-1.jpg (176.49 KB, 850x1030, 85:103, 7fUGXum.jpg)


 No.569361

>>569359

epic meme post dude

i gotta repost that to reddit for karma golds


 No.569362

File: 1450323061149.gif (2.22 KB, 108x146, 54:73, sans.gif)

husband


 No.569363


 No.569364

File: 1450323567870.png (6.13 KB, 522x190, 261:95, reddit2.png)

>>569361

i did it


 No.569365

>>569340

x3333

>>569341

Grant wants me about as much cletus wants you.

Sorry.


 No.569366

>>569365

of course grant doesn't actually want you

you're used and damaged goods, literally a rape jew

he just wants the idea of you


 No.569367

>>569366

do you know what u r tho

salty lol


 No.569368

>>569367

that's a good /v/ meme


 No.569369

File: 1450323814248.png (201.92 KB, 800x600, 4:3, tumblr_ml65ovT7sZ1r35rn9o1….png)


 No.569370

>>569368

thanks

it is unfortunate how terrible your posts are.


 No.569371

islam is the religion of peace


 No.569372

>>569370

better than yours


 No.569373

>>569371

islam is about as peaceful as christianity and judaism

which is to say, not at all


 No.569374

File: 1450323991252.jpg (56.93 KB, 540x539, 540:539, tumblr_npj83smHJd1rpowflo1….jpg)

lapisanon quickly climbing up right next to ae in terms of posting quality.


 No.569375

ben

me

up


 No.569376

>>569372

this is your funniest post.


 No.569377

>>569364

wow

an actual ledditor linking the thread on leddit

maybe it's time to finally close the coffin lid on hsg?


 No.569378


 No.569379


 No.569380

>>569374

who's ae


 No.569381

>>569378

i'd listen to this on the subway but i have to fix my new phone first


 No.569382

File: 1450324292735.jpg (96.43 KB, 498x810, 83:135, 1445544381307.jpg)

Took a nap for 20 minutes, wake up, can't get back to sleep for a longer nap

bullshit


 No.569383

>>569382

who bitch are these


 No.569384

>>569383

the only bitch here is u lol

you're my bitch


 No.569385

tch.... dis binch...


 No.569386

more like lapbinchanon


 No.569387

>>569384

epic /v/ post


 No.569388

I have an upset stomach.


 No.569389

i called the president a dick


 No.569390

>>569388

Have some Pepto


 No.569391

>>569387

tf is up with you and /v/ lmao


 No.569392

>>569391

sun tzu tells us to know our enemies


 No.569393

>>>/v/ fan


 No.569394

File: 1450324759922.png (72.09 KB, 233x219, 233:219, 1381543219011.png)


 No.569395

>>569392

my name is vfan

the first letter of my name starts with v

but I do not post on /v/

you post on /v/ and as my bitch I command you to simmer down for mother.


 No.569396

>>569395

you literally post on /v/ all the time (anonymously)

it's where you get all your meme material

/v/fan


 No.569397

>>569396

what memes tho.

Bitch didn't I tell you to simmer


 No.569398

>>569397

the memes you post


 No.569399

this bitch thinks I do memes.

I don't do memes, I am a meme.


 No.569400

>>569399

you got raped by memes


 No.569401

>>569398

wtf? What do you think gives you the right to talk to me this way?


 No.569402

>>569400

your feelings get raped by my presence and that's more sad lol


 No.569403

>>569402

nice tumblr post


 No.569404

>>569403

nice /d/ post


 No.569405

>>569404

nice /v/ post


 No.569406

>>569405

nice /d/ post.


 No.569407

I win.


 No.569408

File: 1450325475468.jpg (1.4 MB, 1280x1280, 1:1, tumblr_nb592boBQV1r7qme9o1….jpg)


 No.569409

>>569406

nice /v/ post


 No.569410

vfan's memes are clearly tumblr memes


 No.569411

File: 1450325599673.jpg (10.85 KB, 200x200, 1:1, YouMad.jpg~c200.jpg)


 No.569412

I don't believe in the word or concept of meme.


 No.569413

>>569411

that's a good /v/ meme


 No.569414

File: 1450325703707.png (464.77 KB, 1658x2000, 829:1000, buzz buzz.png)


 No.569415

File: 1450325742710.png (164.58 KB, 540x405, 4:3, tumblr_ns095oeerp1rlkewbo1….png)


 No.569416

where are the mods, vfan and that cp thread need to be removed


 No.569417

>>569416

My nudes got deleted......

but I didn't get deleted......

huh........

hm.........

>:3


 No.569418

>>569414

It turns out my collection of bug girls rapidly devolves into hardcore shit almost immediately after the first pic.


 No.569419

File: 1450325960453.png (1.17 MB, 928x1280, 29:40, ClipboardImage.png)

>>569418

That's a damn shame


 No.569420

>>569417

the cp also didn't get deleted......

huh........

hm.........


 No.569421

>>569418

post it anyway you faggot cuck


 No.569422

do you ever think about death


 No.569423

File: 1450326040479.png (104.64 KB, 636x354, 106:59, bb0k9ihgzxst3bofs0ez.png)

This shit still cracks me the fuck up


 No.569424

File: 1450326040698.png (226.35 KB, 576x766, 288:383, tumblr_n9xl2bnMkJ1slflfeo1….png)

>>569421

Geezey pete.


 No.569425

>>569424

why does she have a chest dick


 No.569426

are her breasts also her testicles


 No.569427

>want that skyrim zoidberg mudcrab mod

http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/4382/?

>under review; not publicly available

What the fuck


 No.569428

boob balls


 No.569429

>>569425

>>569426

>unfamiliar with titfucking

We spotted two microdicks!


 No.569430

>>569425

have you never seen a bee before


 No.569431

File: 1450326395307.png (222.56 KB, 310x302, 155:151, tumblr_inline_ntgiketKI81q….png)

>bobbies


 No.569432

File: 1450326479752.gif (572.94 KB, 500x375, 4:3, tumblr_nagai38IOw1rkvimbo1….gif)


 No.569433

File: 1450326593522.jpg (60.5 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_nu12cjrw4s1qzgamco2….jpg)


 No.569434

I love the feminine form

it's so beautiful and better than men's.


 No.569435

>>569434

Why dont you demonstrate by posting your own


 No.569436

>>569435

you can't post what you don't have


 No.569437

That's not me who posted the Chara/Fisk thing but I do like that image and do share the idea.


 No.569438

>>569436

>>569435

What do I have to do with what I just said tho.

These insults aren't only tired but they don't make much sense


 No.569439

>>569438

I meant post more pictures of you.


 No.569440

>>569439

And I said that due to my relationship with you and how sexual it is where I don't want it to be, I don't feel comfortable being that kind of person. This isn't a lie, (though that is what I would say if I were lying), I just

don't feel comfortable having my face picked apart for flaws or getting put in a sexual light further than what it already unfortunately is.

no more pics, not now, not ever.


 No.569441

File: 1450328505110.jpg (86.11 KB, 640x640, 1:1, tumblr_nu12cjrw4s1qzgamco5….jpg)


 No.569442

>>569438

why put forth the effort of making sense to insults that are recycled as fuck in the first place

youre lucky anyones still biting the hook


 No.569443

>>569442

salt mine


 No.569444

>>569440

>wah wah I don't want attention

>but totally never stop paying attention to me

There it is, that's how you work.


 No.569445

>>569443

/v/ meme


 No.569446

>>569443

umm..... what do salt mines have to do with anything? spork ass motherfucker


 No.569447

>>569437

what chara thing

SHOW me


 No.569448

>>569444

how is not wanting negative attention in a way that makes fun of my body at my expense a bad thing lol.

make more sense.


 No.569449

File: 1450328786865.png (148.56 KB, 1046x1068, 523:534, tumblr_inline_nz8608JV9T1t….png)


 No.569450

do I have the strength in my body to get out of this bed and turn the light off???


 No.569451

fact: Albert Einstein fucked his cousin


 No.569452


 No.569453

>>569451

so did hitler...


 No.569455


 No.569456

>>569455

you're not grant


 No.569460

>>569453

impossible, hitler was gay and had only one ball, due to exposure to alien power crystals of orgone vril energy


 No.569468

>>569456

i'm maverick


 No.569482

>>569448

You have to deal with negative criticism in your own way

But hiding yourself isn't the best way to do it




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