/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

The guy making the DF mod seems pretty cool.

fuck off back to /utg/

I've been reading it "care-uh," is it "chair-uh?"

Einstein was involved with Wilhelm Reich in "scientific" research into "Orgone energy accumulation"[43]. Wilhelm Reich was at the time seen as the leader of a cult of sex and anarchy and one of Reich's books was entitled The Function of the Orgasm. Moreover, the word "Orgone" (that does not exist in the English language) is a portmanteau of the words "Orgasm" and "Ozone". There can therefore be no doubt that Reich's meaning of term "Orgone" must have been a sort of "nascent sexual energy" and that the Orgone energy accumulator's purpose is to harvest this "source" of energy. Some typical picture of "orgone energy accumulators" can be found on orgone-energy websites, for example the following picture (warning: this picture is not suitable for on Metapedia, so here only a link is given).

The "orgone energy accumulator" is some sort of box with metallic material lining the insides of its walls, that can accumulate "nascent sexual energy" presumably created by sexual acts performed in the "orgone energy accumulator". Common sense quickly rejects such things as quackery, pseudo science, and perversion. Not Einstein, however, whose collaboration with Reich in the field of "Orgone energy accumulation" was extensive and included for example correspondence and "scientific" visits of Einstein to Reich. Reich published in 1953 a book[43] about his collaboration with Einstein, in a very limited edition. The Wilhelm Reich instute today still sells "copies" of this book, but it is well possible that these so-called copies have been sanitized by taking out the parts potentially embarrassing for Einstein.

Einstein, in his judgement of social and political problems, was a moron, and used his intellectual powers to exert a highly pernicious influence. The world would be better off had he never existed.

>>569459

It's short for Character.

>>569459

it's pronounced exactly how it looks

cha

ra

ignore all "kera" fags, they're dumb and gay

>>569461

be more useful for mommy vfan and go back to posting easily filterable roxykitten images, thank you dear.

>>569467

i know, right? best chairacter in the game imo

>>569467

kera is my favorite death note

>>569471

my eyes

>>569475

oh dont be so picky

I've blundered and failed, but I've never blunderfailed- what's the deal with Chara? are they just Frisk as they appear in the genocide route?

>>569481

They are Frisk's step-cousin.

Seriously vfan

You're attractive, but your personality is fucking trash

>>569481

frisk's dead great-grandmother or some shit

>>569486

*sister

>>569484

cletus the last thing I want is you drooling over me.

>>569486

>brother

>>569484

don't get all flirty spades-ways with her

it's embarrassing anon

>>569488

>cletus

>>569493

well if you're not cletus

then thank you for thinking I'm attractive.

and fuck you for thinking I'm not cute.

vfan is ugly inside and out

>>569495

I'm rubber you're glue what sticks to me sticks to you

bitch

>>569494

But I do think you're cute

I just wouldn't want to date you

>>569497

die cletus

>>569480

headcanon: if alphys had "deactivated" mettaton, she would have awkwardly pushed close and tried to kiss you

>>569498

>cletus

>>569497

well.

that's cool. I'm not really the type of person who is in the company of the types here I guess.

And I do hope you really aren't cletus.

>>569500

cletus. die.

>flirting with hsg posters

low standards around these parts

>>569499

headcanon: alphys fingers herself everytime you get naked by watching through her big tv thing

Grant & Shark are hsg's cutest couple tho

>>569505

chaz and c1 are cute kind of

>>569506

no

>>569506

ya but there's so much emotional build up of shark and grant being hype to see each other

it's so cute & adorable

>>569501

I'm not cletus

>>569509

well...

thank you for the backhanded compliment Not Cletus. unironically tho, I'm kinda touched someone here actually doesn't have something negative to say about everything about me. even if your point of reference is the absolute worst I don't want out there.

man, i thought this was the /utg/ tab

what killed hsg

>>569515

kindness

>>569517

Against all evidence, I thought this said "The Holy Spirit," and went on a confused thought-tangent about a kung fu movie about the Christian Trinity as three mysterious assassins

imo Jesus for Drunken Master, he can turn water to wine at will and seems like the kind of guy you'd not expect any shit from. Wa-cha!

frowning girls are.....my weakness..............

>>569520

the Holy Spirit is implied to be this dude who walks around with a dove on his shoulder but at the end it turns out it's the Dove and the guy just provides a cover

i want to fuck that butt

>>569523

>>569521

It's so shiny, too...

>>569528

damn. I forgot all about that.

Thanks.

would you fuck chara

>>569529

np, its kinda shit unfortunately

not my best work :/

>>569528

It's still pretty cute. : >

fug

>>569533

>>569532

>>569531

no

the Episcopalian upbringing in me keeps saying that there must be a spark of goodness hidden somewhere in the rotting folds of Donald Trump but tbh fam I'll believe it when I see it

>>569536

making america great again is pretty good...

tfw dude... no weed...

Man rewatching The Fly (fav movie btw)

I remember how much I wanna fug young Jeff Goldblum.

>>569541

I wanna fug the fly

I'm the gay demon possessing Drake

>>569544

hot

does anyone want exactly one (1) Tarot reading before I go to bed

>>569546

Me actually

glow in the dark benis

>>569547

damn, I am desperate

got a specific question, or just a general life reading

>>569531

yes

>>569549

do one for my cat instead

>>569549

well it it's any background

I had a rough semester, my uncle I really cared about passed away recently. I've been remembering a lot of shitty memories that make me cry at night all month. And I've been in my first relationship in a long time, first time I've been in love like this, I think ever.

it's just a lot of powerful but mixed emotions that conflict with one another and it's ripping me up a lot.

So like, maybe some kind of idea where this is all heading? Emotionally I mean. idk.

>>569554

fuck this shit tell me if my cat is going to alright

>>569555

be alright

>>569554

rape

>>569557

why are you such a douche to me tho

>>569553

good post~

>>569551

my friend literally has this sweater

one of his coworkers gave it to him

>>569554

>Past: V. the Hierophant

Marriage, alliance, captivity, servitude; mercy, goodness; inspiration; the person to whom you have recourse.

>Present: King of Swords, inverted

abuse of power, coarseness, evil; bad outcome in a lawsuit.

>Future: Six of Clubs

Victory, triumph, success; big news, of either ill or positive import; young lady betrayed by a friend.

The Hierophant has always been hard for me to interpret. Could just refer to your Uncle, now "past." Perhaps all this stress has made you unusually cruel lately? You can expect a revelation of great importance, good or bad; perhaps a friend you trusted, who you shouldn't have. Either way, something's gotta give, for better or for worse.

>>569555

I said exactly one, but that reading was hard to narrativize, so I'll do yours too.

... this doesn't look great, honestly.

>Past: Knight of Swords

Bravery, the taking on of great opposition, danger, possibly death

>Present: IX. the Hermit, inverted

concealment, disguise, fear, unreasoned caution.

>Future: Five of Cups

"Spilled milk;" a loss, but not a total loss.

Depending on what's up with your cat, perhaps it did something foolhardy? Now, as a result, there's something to be very anxious about, but maybe not as anxious as you are. I predict not the greatest outcome for your cat, but maybe not the worst either. Again, depending on what's happening with the cat, maybe blindness, a limp, something like that- probably not death.

>>569558

do the consequences of your actions just... disappear for you, once the action's complete? like a baby whose mother has gone peekaboo? you really cannot expect anyone in HSG not to be rude to you, and yet you do expect that- or at least, you think everyone's rude to you for no good reason.

>>569564

always good for a laugh

>>569563

tbh teasing me about being a victim of sexual assault is low.

>>569561

that's.

not reassuring.

But thank you anyways.

At least I come out better, if it's true.

>>569568

kek

>>569568

tbh me and sponge are back being friends.

the only one out of it is eszett and I don't necessarily blame them.

>>569572

If your point is I'm bad at making friends, you've failed.

Look no further than the mirror.

>>569569

sure, it's kinda low. what do you call going on a thread-long rant about me being a man who wants to subjugate lesbians for not wanting to fuck me, for the terrible sin that I made a pun involving a trans headcanon?

after a certain point, you've got to anticipate your own cruelty biting you in the ass. but you don't.

i want florence welch to spit and burp on me tbqh

eszett's real name is simon proxmire

it's almost 2:30 and i just heard some chirping in my house what the hell

>>569577

See the thing is, that I don't trust men. And I can't seperate you from that mistrust. You saying you can even scratch a surface on what puberty did to me and the abusive relationships I went through and sexual assault, that you think that you can like, claim you can take on womanhood in such an official context just fucks with me.

I think a core component of femininity and it's revelation is being able to break free from the idea that you're an object from the sexual pleasure of men even if they attract you, that you must demand respect for your physical and emotional safety.

On top of the pains of growing into a totally different form than what you were previously, far more structurally than men do.

I just, am annoyed you think it's that simple to emulate when it isn't.

I am mean spirited, that's just who I am and I express a lot of my frustrations through it.

And it's not fair, but then again, that's life. It's not that fair.

tarot reading for the final boss of the mouthpic game

>>569582

see, that's much kinder, gentler transmisogyny, but it doesn't slightly justify the rest of that shit

by the way: please stop acting like you understand my inner experience. you can start by not assuming I think I can understand yours, and work from there

i wish telling girls i want to be their slave was an acceptable way to flirt

>>569584

tbh I don't get why you think you're entitled to the respect of others for a certain portion of your personality that doesn't even involve trauma in any way shape or form.

I have no idea what wanting to genderbend feels like. You're right. Good thing I never actually claimed I did.

what's up with liberal transphobes

>>569585

are you sponge or does hsg just attract twinky subs

>>569586

>that doesn't even involve trauma in any way shape or form

lmao

this is wild, I'm pretty sure you're serious but it's so ridiculous that I want to believe you're joking

>>569591

it's vfan

cummiæ

>>569591

what's really wild to me is you just said "You insult people all the time, don't act like you're entitled from low blows"

when you're getting mad at me for low blows from lifetime mistrust of men.

the only wild thing is you thinking you can emulate womanhood in anything other than a cursory stereotype through hormones alone.

>she asks me what i want for christmas

do i tell her i want mouthpics?

vfan the self-hating trans

>>569582

See the thing is, that I don't trust jews. And I can't seperate you from that mistrust. You saying you can even scratch a surface on what fighting for Israel did to me and the abusive loan sharks I went through and lawyer assault, that you think that you can like, claim you can take on national socialism in such an official context just fucks with me.

I think a core component of antisemitism and it's revelation is being able to break free from the idea that you're an object from the monetary pleasure of jews even if they sue you, that you must demand respect for your physical and financial safety.

On top of the pains of growing into a totally different form than what you were previously, far more structurally than jews do.

I just, am annoyed you think it's that simple to emulate when it isn't.

I am mean spirited, that's just who I am and I express a lot of my frustrations through it.

And it's not fair, but then again, that's life. It's not that fair.

>>569596

go for it bro

>>569598

this is fucking epic

what have you guys been doing lately

>>569595

See, there you go again. You think you understand why I'm trans. You know why I'm trans, as far as you're concerned. And it's making you say some seriously off-base things. Your castles are built on clouds.

>>569598

men are more skeevy than jews actually.

>>569602

I don't understand it, you're right.

>>569603

Well of course YOU'd say that, you grew up around jewish men

>>569604

So stop making claims about what I've experienced, or haven't experienced, or what I think.

>>569605

no I grew up with men of all stripes and colors and they all are similarly awful.

>>569606

I'm sorry, it's just confusing for me. And my gut reaction is telling you that you don't understand how hard growing up from girl to woman actually is.

But you're right. I don't.

chara

You're falling far too far behind.

i am walking

down the street

got a smile on my face

and some shit in my teeth

So it's all come back round to breaking apart again

Breaking apart like I'm made up of glass again

Making it up behind my back again

Holding my breath for the fear of sleep again

Holding it up behind my head again

Cut in deep to the heart of the bone again

Round and round and round

And it's coming apart again

Over and over and over

Now that I know that I'm breaking to pieces

I'll pull out my heart

And I'll feed it to anyone

Crying for sympathy

Crocodiles cry for the love of the crowd

And the three cheers from everyone

Dropping through sky

Through the glass of the roof

Through the roof of your mouth

Through the mouth of your eye

Through the eye of the needle

It's easier for me to get closer to heaven

Than ever feel whole again

>>569613

wow what the fuck

>>569613

what the fuck

>>569613

i think you could sue him for that

>>569616

I mean

the thought crossed my mind

I submitted a police report so hopefully they'll be able to point me in the right direction

>>569617

i mean there's roommate pranks but that shit is seriously crossing a line

>>569618

Ha ha

posting my nudes to my friends all year

funny prank bro

im glad im a nevernude

>>569619

if nobody told you how did you find out

>>569621

My other roommate flipped out on him and told me

>>569622

so wait

it took them getting pissed at each other for this to come out?

they were fine and dandy with this whole thing just being a secret between the two of them without you knowing?

>>569623

A secret between the two of them and every fucking one else that he (the first one, not the second passive piece of shit one)

"kera"

>>569613

that's why people use passwords

>>569626

If you live with someone for five months you're gonna step out of the room once or twice without locking your computer, even if you're careful to usually lock it

Also, he went through my physical stuff too, my meds and all that fun shit

oh, so it turns out the reason i couldn't progress with this quest was literally just 'the game glitched'

sasuga bethesda

oh great

looks like im back to that again

crying

why cant i just go away from here and be happy

>>569632

you can't run from your feelings, breh

>>569633

but i want to put brakes on this feels train

>>569632

it'll get better, my man

save up some money and follow your dream

away from here doesn't necessarily mean across the country, a 2 hour driving southbound will put you far away from all your problems whereever you are

>>569635

>tfw you moved across the country to get away from your problems and it didn't work

how can i be surrounded by people who love me and still feel this terrible

>>569639

chara...

this but with gamzee

>>569632

here?

like, "here" as "the place where i am right now"

or "here" as HSG?

because if you think moving away from HSG will make automatically everything better then you have serious problems

>>569641

not clicking

People who hate Chara are moralfags

School shootings on the global scale, I say

why is chara so edgy for a girl who can't be more than ten or twelve years old

>>569645

>chara

>a girl

>>569646

well she sure doesn't look like a boy

Kink shamer:Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Kink haver:Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces

>tfw if robot gfs happen in your lifetime it'll be after you get old and creepy

>>569648

Retard: You

sure, frisk can save an entire nation of monsters from being trapped under a mountain by a magic barrier, very impressive

but the real question is: can they save me from my soul sucking corporate job?

>>569651

What's your job anon

Do you make a lot of dosh at least

>>569652

software dev

and yes, it pays okay, but money isn't making me happy

>>569653

Are you being worked a lot? Or is it one of those jobs where you sit around and do mostly nothing all day

I still don't know what to send to my anon, help

What's a good present related to the midnight crew?

>>569655

a horse penis

>>569654

a little bit of both: 8am to 5:30 m-f, and although there's always work, there's almost never any goals or deadlines or milestones, at least none that they tell us about

its just an endless list of tasks and there's no incentive to do anything other than to not get fired

plus the incompetent ceo gives all the management positions to his incompetent family, all he does is everyday is come in at 10 then go to his office and watch tv for 4 hours and then leave at 2, and it seems like he buys a new car every 6 months

plus plus the icing on the cake is that company in itself is a drain on society: we're just an expensive middle man between the hospitals and the insurance companies and the salespeople have to convince both of them that they need us. basically we make healthcare even more expensive than it already is, without contributing much of anything to either one

its just shit all the way down. i think could deal with the shitty disorganized work environment if we were actually bettering peoples lives, but its the opposite: we're a paracite. i feel like the work i do should be helping make the world better, not helping some lazy douchebag who wears a big gaudy gold chain with his name on it buy his family new cars twice a year

i could keep ranting, but it's not making me feel much better

>>569656

horsie...

Dreams logged: 0

Images saved: 5 (4)

>>569655

>>569656

bull penis cane, rather

>>569655

A big bag of black licorice scotty dog candy

>>569660

oh, yeah

that's the thing i meant

ladies and gentlemen, the game of the year is............ that's right

texas holdem

the chara meme needs to die

the nepeta meme needs to die

what the cuck

>>569665

it's THURSDAY you fat nasty trash

>>569668

>purrsday

what is up my le niggers

turdsday

>>569671

*raises paw*

>It's getting cold, isn't it?

Hiroshima...

why is it so dead

uh, i guess actually because its like 1130 am on a week day, thinking about it

home alone at 11:30 on a thursday

you're pathetic

remember tendies

>>569678

but its 17:40

>>569680

no its 9:42

>>569675

die cletus

>>569680

b-b-but you just said

>>569683

most of hsg is in the usa

and dont you forget it, frenchies

>>569683

this >>569677 is Gront, Grant's replacement

he's taking Grant's place in America while Grant is with his gf in Europe

oh man i was planning to study all day since i felt bad about having 3 days to study and not studying on the second day at all but apparently today is thursday so i still have one more day so im just not gonna study even though i thought i was dumb for not doing that when i thought id done that

thanks hsg

>>569631

iktfb

try to distract yourself

>>569580

but that's a guys name

>>569687

>>569688

>>569689

shut le fug up

someone who isnt ass tree should post

thats my opinion

>>569573

>Look no further than the mirror.

d-did vfan call me her friend

i thought i was her ineffectual cuck

im not ready for that kind of commitment

>>569691

whats up baby butt

>>569694

waiting

also it keeps saying my posts take to long

that also impedes my posting

shitboasting

shitroasting

>>569695

Here I am :D

>>569701

who

>board front page wont update

>cp stuck on it

"hurr relisting it is a good idea" - fools

>CP is still on the front page

>>569703

The future mother of your children

>>569708

That's 2.5 good cat girls.

>>569707

i dont have any of my reaction images but pretend i posted a not positive one

>>569709

actually it's approximately 0

>>569713

Since when is hyper macro/super macro a thing

i miss moody

>>569717

*puts a bullet through your head*

i miss cute messy hair ginger boy

I'm just waiting until the shine wears off

i miss video games

I gotta 8oop!

>>569722

H3R3

*OP3NS MOUTH*

eternal defecation

star war me up

>>569726

snape kills han solo

>>569724

*sets on fire*

chan solo

... Feeling of being memed on.

why thef fuck isnt Separator on youtube

the rest of King of Limbs is

its the best song on the album

>>569732

Bregambrian .::D

opabinia regalis :DDD

>>569737

I hate that hand cut off shit

>>569738

i like it because it doesnt add whole other body to distract from the booty

plus you can imagine its a girl or a dude depending on your prefs which is convenient

>>569739

i like to imagine it's thing from the addams family

i'd a squid sister tbh

i'd woo the woomy

IT'S ABOUT TO BE WRIT AGAIN

AS I ASK HER TO FOCUS ON

in the center of it all

well okay

so you fell asleep today

what's funny to me though

is that you did that yesterday

>>569700

This + other adorable pics makes up for that 666 get. You can't scat the cat.

>>569629

Good form, pupper.

Now watch as I lift myself out of double posting territory.

>>569746

hi phantos

Incredible gains! Hello anon.

>>569749

today's thread is very dead i'm afraid.

>>569752

i should probably continue my fo4 run

but eh

i want to play meme game

>>569754

no

no

i wanna fug my gf but shes on her period

>>569756

and that's stopping you how

>>569756

Cuddle instead :3

>>569756

you should talk about her feelings and dreams

>>569756

In the words of the late great Patrice O'Neal: Just put a towel down, stupid!

Seriously, if your GF is horny on her period and you're in a position to help, never let that stop you.

>>569753

Tell me more about what a FO4 run is?

Boniface picked up an axe nearby and, as legend has it, took one mighty swing at the oak when a great gust of wind arose through the forest and felled the tree, roots and all. It lie on the forest floor, broken in four pieces. Though afterwards Boniface had a chapel built from the wood, our story takes us to what stood immediately beyond the ruins of the mighty tree.

The “Apostle of Germany” continued to preach to the astounded Germanic peoples, who were in disbelief that this slayer of Thor’s Thunder Oak had not been struck down by their god. Boniface looked beyond where the oak lay, pointing to a small, unassuming fir tree, saying:

This little tree, a young child of the forest, shall be your holy tree tonight. It is the wood of peace… It is the sign of an endless life, for its leaves are ever green. See how it points upward to heaven. Let this be called the tree of the Christ-child; gather about it, not in the wild wood, but in your own homes; there it will shelter no deeds of blood, but loving gifts and rites of kindness.

>>569756

there is always... the other hole

>>569762

But she pees from there!

new lord please

>>569764

me

dude

weed

>>569769

What do you like the most about peri?

>>569770

that poopy smell

Joey doesn't see the world like we do. There's red foam coming from her mouth, her eyes are completely black, she's shaking and making strange noises. I come into the room with a loaded shotgun, the smell is almost unbearable. I need to end it now while it's not too late. I point the gun at Joey and pull the trigger, but nothing happens. The shotgun crumbles into dust, Joey has stopped shaking and is now staring into my soul. She is hungry. I turn around and try to run, but Joey wont let me. She is reading my mind, I can feel it in my head. I start to feel sick, my vision becomes blurry, there is blood coming from my eyes. Joey is happy. I want to scream in agony but no sound comes from my mouth. Joey likes the silence. I then realize that this is the end for me, no one is coming. Joey wouldn't let that happen. I loose control of my body, I fall onto the ground, she's in full control of me. Joey is ready to devour me. I feel relieved and happy for some reason, I want to become one with Joey, my thoughts are not my own anymore. A single tear falls from my left eye as Joey consumes my body in one devastating motion. I am part of Joey now, I make her stronger. Joey is strong enough to leave the board now, it was the only thing keeping us safe. There is no hope for the rest of the world. Joey is now coming for your flesh...

one lunch man

one hunch man

one pinch man

one crunch man

spiked for her pleasure

beridot

i'm just a... fudge boy.........

cummie me...

one brunch man

trip on

>>569789

how will you get back at shark for drawing that

how many kindness tokens do i have to put into a girl before i start getting mouthpics

meowthpics

sponge is filth boy.

it's just... hard to approach an attractive human when they're so obviously my superior... i'll have to stick to the inferior humans... the degenerate girls...

Holy shit they made the panic attack not actual garbage

>>569799

tbh with few exceptions, nobody is really superior to one another.

all it takes is being chill and not being a nervous wreck to get friends. I'm sure you will find a friend group who accepts you with open arms eventually sponge.

Just follow people with similar interests.

>>569799

it's okay sponge... I know the feel bro... lad...

>>569791

uh

shark didn't draw that

>>569802

i have friends, they're just ugly degenerates. i guess a few are attractive degenerates.

the real trick is getting in with non-subhumans.

thank you though, vfan.

>>569806

they're epic!

people looking in my mouth that long feels kinda weird, ironically.

cybersluts like you...

*sluts it up*

money: can't live with it, can't live without it

mouthpics: can't live without them; i want to die

mommy: can't live with her, can't live without her

memes: can't live with them, can't live without them

watch me

squirm

>>569818

you'd be surprised how rare they are!

there usually isn't a lot of detail, either

baka desu senpai

i'd draw sponge a mouthpic every day

for a price

like

one mouthpic every day for a month for 250

The problem with your sales pitch is that I don't think he enjoys them drawn as much as real.

>>569822

250 what

>>569822

i can get the 3D ones for free...

>>569824

good boy points

>>569824

goofballs

sponge's slow descent into becoming a mouthpic pick-up artist

pale soles

>>569831

she sees my dick

>>569831

she sees my cocky-kun

Fury Road was probably movie of the year for me tbh.

>>569845

Gas station snack babe, you light my world on fire.

>>569845

who is this lovely lady

vris is piss

vris is miss

*8ees 8anties*

the scrotum seam

>>569852

Yeah why do we even have that

>>569854

For fun!

>>569854

that's where Allah sowed our two halves together

>>569854

it's epic...

Tea Party left you bitter?

www.lemonparty.org

>>569858

thanks 2007

>>569859

%)

where are the white gfs at lol

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>>569862

oops sorry daddy pls gib cummies x33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

>>569862

*untucks fat rolls and exhales*

ugh finally

The goyim's number one site for jews and jew related media

http://jewtube.com

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finally, a safe place for us "plus-sized" hebrews

>>569870

what le fug is cultural marxism

I've figured out the gun problem in America. We can solve mass shootings but keep gun enthusiasts happy!

We just have to make all guns LEGAL

and make all bullets ILLEGAL

>>569871

our epic plot to destroy the goyim and force men to rub their nipples in communist ecstasy...................................