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No.569915
is newn pronounced like 'noon'
or is it more like 'nyewn'
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No.569918
stand up and vote trump, you lazy lump!
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No.569921
>>569917
what about like "nee-oon"
No.569922
>>569915
it's pronounced "newn"
No.569923
I am going to see Star Wars tomorrow, HSG, what should I wear to the theater to let the world know I am a cool fan?
No.569924
>>569923
a large hd camcorder and a "the pirate bay" t-shirt
No.569925
Here's my advice.
Don't vote.
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No.569927
>>569924
My shakycam hand is extra smooth, but I don't want not trauble.
>>569925
I've converted a few people to voting status over how ridiculous our election campaigning has been, I dunno if not voting is the best option this time.
No.569928
>>569925
Here's my advice
Give dick a shot
No.569929
>>569923
dress in all black tacticool gear and dye your hair red
No.569930
why would you not vote tbh
No.569931
>tfw a giant qt will never step on me
No.569932
>>569925
no, vote for trump
that way the country will go to shit and the people will be more likely realize their plight and rise up against the capitalist pigs
occupy wall street and the ferguson protests were the calm before the storm, but if we want the storm to rage, we gotta stoke the storm flames so the lightning will kindle and spread
No.569933
>>569929
I'm ready. This is a bold new look for a bold new star wars.
i hope it doesnt suck.
No.569934
trump will just be reagan 2.0
No.569935
>>569932
lol
>>569934
No Reagan sucked
No.569936
>>569930
Because it's pointless to vote and your vote doesn't matter.
No.569937
Literally don't vote.
None of you should vote.
cya.
No.569938
>>569935
>>569934
Reagan ruined college education, social security, and a lot of the economy.
Trump wants to "shut down" the internet, which would do a lot worse.
No.569939
>>569937
I,'ll not vote if you promise to give my moustache ride a chance.
Just one chance.
No.569940
>>569937
i won't vote
but only if you get a tattoo of ben's face covering your face
like, to scale, and so that his facial features are your facial features
you gotta have ben's face, is what i'm saying
No.569941
>>569938
Reagan was a neocuckservative jew cock sucker
Trump wants to shut down the Internet in ISIS controlled areas you dunkass
No.569942
Hilary is friends with Tipper Gore and probably still has a deep-seated hatred of video games and gamers, as well as anyone interested in more mature themed cartoons.
I'm voting for the old dude, and maybe you should too.
No.569943
>>569941
That was literally him backpedaling
No.569944
>nobody wants to stand with rand
smh
No.569945
I actually thought Jeb had a chance at another Bush vs. Clinton mix up.
No.569946
guess who slept all day and is a Loser. it's me
No.569947
>>569944
Rand is a fucking joke compared to Ron
he's a republican riding on his dad's fame.
>>569945
so did he
No.569948
>>569946
I work from home and sleep in all the time, you're cool, homie.
>>569947
Haha, ouch.
No.569949
>>569947
didn't you want to stand with rand too just because of muh guns
why should i listen to you
No.569950
Just vote for Zoltan you fucks
No.569951
Jeb appeals to literally nobody, that's his problem, nobody cares about him.
>>569949
I was foolish, he may not want to take my guns but he is nowhere near as consistent as his father.
No.569952
i hope sako shoots himself in the head
a cruel, twist of irony
No.569953
Sako seemed chill to me, for a kiddo.
No.569954
Why vote when you can join the IWW...
No.569957
I always forget that there are people who vote Republican
what a world we live in
No.569958
*clogs your shower drain*
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No.569961
>>569957
I always forget that there are people who vote
what a world we live in
No.569962
i vote just to spite people that say i shouldn't
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>>569957
i vote republican, but only ironically
No.569968
>>569967
ironic shitvoting is still shitvoting
No.569969
this is how you get ants
(hahaha!)
THIS is how you get ANTS
(hahaha!!)
but it was no joke..
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No.569971
you know the reason the government caters to old people's opinions is that old people actually vote right
but keep on not voting, it is "cool" i guess
No.569973
>>569971
they don't care about old people, they care about rich people
maybe local politicians care about actual voters, but who cares about local politicians
it's purely coincidence that rich people tend to be old
No.569974
>>569973
Actually no old people have all the time in the world and they vote disproportionately to the population
That's why entitlements like social security and medicare have swollen to unsustainable levels
Fuck boomers
No.569975
>>569974
so it's caring for old people that's unsustainable, and not, say, our defence spending
I agree with the point you're making, that old people have sway because they're the only ones voting, but the only reason any other part of our budget seems large is that we're ignoring the elephant in the room
No.569976
>>569975
Gas the old and grind them up into MREs tbh
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>>569975
but we need it for defense! from ISIS!
and we've got two wars going on are you crazy!!
No.569978
gas the republican voter base of america lol
No.569979
Eugenics now, forever and always
No.569981
help me out hsg
where can i get some of the good porn?
No.569982
>>569980
why is the birb crying
No.569983
>>569981
what kind of porn? fetishes, participants, medium, etc.
No.569984
>>569983
anything
as long as it's good shit
No.569986
Softcore porn> hardcore
At least when dealing with 3DPD
No.569988
>>569984
to clarify: not scat, so no peridot, etc.
but other than that anything is fair game
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>>569981
>Eskimo midget lesbians
Doesn't FUCKING exist
No.569990
>>569984
google
>site:asstr.org good shit -"bad shit"
for text porn, the more specific your desire at any given moment the more successful you'll be
No.569991
>>569984
cause dey wanna take arr guns
No.569992
>>569987
Hey it can be breddy gud mane
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>>569990
My wife and her had a good laugh, as I took it in my mouth.
Lorie said, "Oh, what cock sucking slut he is, right Joy?"
Joy laughing said, "He is like a trained slut, Lorie I think he was born to suck cock and lick ass."
I moaned around the dildo, feeling my bowels fill, the bag empty. Joy pulled the dildo away, from my mouth. My wife said, "Okay Scott, go lay in the tub, on your back."
Then she added, "Now pull your legs back, over your head. I want your ass hanging over your face."
I did as she ordered, it was hard to move, being full of the enema. My legs I pulled back, over my head, my cock hung down over my face. I could see my ass cheeks, my hairy crack.
Lorie said, "Now, you can shit that enema, all over yourself. Come on, we want to see you shit yourself."
I moaned, my stomach rumbled, as I let my bladder flow. Golden piss streamed from my cock, right into my face, and open mouth.
They laughed, clapping, just enjoying the show. My piss filled my mouth, running out, soaking my face. Then the worst part happened. A fart, louder than any I have ever let in my life, shook the bathroom. A brown gush of shit, erupted from my ass. It rained down on my face, messy, clumps of shit smacking my face. Then, harder longer turds slid out, along my scrotum, trailing over my balls. Hanging there, then dropping on my face!
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>>569992
i mean yeah
or it could be boring
eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.569997
>>569986
Stay away from 3d girls not because their gross but because you're gross.
No.569998
>>569996
Subtlety> garishness tbh
You'd have to be gay not to be excited by a pretty woman just posing, maybe flashing a nip or two as she puts her hands on her knees and bends over
Or oversexed. Stop watching porn for like two weeks and the most subtle lewd will make your dick diamonds
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>>569998
>>569992
>>569979
SHUT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CLETUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No.570004
>>569998
That woman's body is literally perfect
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>>570003
nice tiny micro dick that's smaller than my vulva you faggot.
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>>570004
ewwwwwwwwww ew ewww no
No.570007
>>570006
you're right, the dick is too small
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>>570004
Ikr canon Jane bod
>>570005
Mad?
>>570006
Yeah you're mad
No.570009
Q: what do you call it when an anon who isn't cletus says something dumb in a cletus way?
A: cheater cleeter
No.570010
>>570006
Hey vfan relax you're like a 5/7
No.570011
>>570008
i enjoy the part where you didn't disagree your dick is smaller than my vulva and my vulva is practically non existent.
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>>570010
I'm 5'11-6'0 you dumb idiot.
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>>570013
If you're 6 foot then yeah, let's have a roll in the hay
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>>570010
Brendan...
>>570011
Bitch my dick is so long cousin can feel it on the top edge of her woomy
No.570017
>>570013
They weren't talking about your height dude.
No.570018
>>570013
he's spouting a dumb reddit meme
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No.570020
Does anybody want some tea before bed?
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>>570017
my dick is also six feet tall and so is my anus
No.570022
>>570016
so narrow enough for cervical penetration, then? #yikes
No.570023
>>570016
your cousin doesn't exist therefore your dick doesn't exist.
No.570024
>>570016
you say the cringiest shit
No.570025
>>570016
I'm not Brendan
>>570016
>top edge of her woomy
So either she's underdeveloped, or your dick has the girth of a hypodermic needle
No.570026
>>570021
They weren't talking about a measurement of your body.
No.570027
>>570020
What kind? Is it herbal?
>>570022
It was an epic joke my dick isn't that long
>>570023
"I love melon she's totally real guise x^D"
>>570024
>>570025
Did you niggers actually think I was serious there
No.570028
>>570027
"I was just pretending to be retarded!"
No.570029
>>570027
doesn't matter if you're serious all your posts are shit even by hsg standards
No.570030
>>570027
melanie is real and she's cute. We were going to hang out tonight but I'm pissed at her because she said she was sick but then she's fine enough to hang out but all of a sudden her throat is sore and she's hanging out with her parents house in the county and I can't hang out with her if she's around her parents.
All these things are things to account for with real people who are made of flesh and not imaginary cousins built up to ruse people with because of how disgusting it is.
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>>570028
HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE
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>>570027
It's my special rose tea, it's jasmine with slightly rose flavored milk added! Whoa!
I'm going to go watch Family Guy.
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>>570031
good one cleemus!
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>>570028
Why the hecky would you do something like that with a paralyzed woman
That's like, literally dangerous. My cocky kun is also not that long and thin
>>570029
*shits on this post*
No.570036
>>570030
>she's hanging out with her parents house in the county
i hate to break it to you fam, but she's fucking a horse on their farm
and what's more
that horse is now in this very room!
No.570037
>>570036
no she's spending the holidays with her parents suburban house in suburbia that has no horses.
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>>570031
>>570033
Why are you cucks so bad at detecting me?
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>>570038
HOLY SHIT A TALKING REDNECK
No.570040
>>570039
I am literally a 20 minute drive from NYC
No.570041
>>570038
>not knowing that everyone here is cletus
No.570042
>>570038
you are awful at being an empathetic fully functioning human being
No.570043
cleetus come visit me in the bronx
my coworker just gifted me a new knife, i want to show it to you
No.570044
>>570041
I wish
>>570042
I love it when you psychoanalyze me based off my semi ironic hsg persona~
>>570043
Da bronx actually has good cheap food and isn't that dangerous anymore
No.570046
>>570045
I do actually carry around a live pig to ward off kikes and mudslimes
No.570047
>>570044
You have no empathy and that could mean a lot of things.
No.570048
>>570044
You have no empathy and that could mean a lot of things.
>>570046
no you carry it around to fuck and you're delusional so you think it's your non-existent cousin.
No.570049
>>570044
>Da bronx actually has good cheap food and isn't that dangerous anymore
i know, i was being serious about you visiting
the knife is very nice, it flips to open and has wood paneling
No.570050
>>570040
being a redneck isn't determined by location, it is all about what is in your heart.
No.570051
geeeeeez guys
i'm sweepy
i'm long blinking and thinking about sugar plums
No.570052
>>570049
Oh cool where do you live? :)
>>570050
I can't be a redneck I'm too handsome
No.570053
>>570052
definitely not on the inside
No.570054
i can't wait to tie cleetus up and tame his pubes with my new blade
No.570055
>>570052
average on the outside scumbag on the inside.
I've been in a few abusive high school relationships with idiots like you I wish I never was involved with.
No.570056
>>570053
How can you tell I've never been vivvisected yet
>>570055
I'm not like this irl jesus christ vfan the eternal victim
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No.570058
which troll represents cletus the best
No.570059
Then again she's Jewish so it's par for the course
No.570060
redneck stuck in a brown twink body
No.570061
>>570056
No I'm just saying.
Even for someone to do this ironically, they'd have to be sort of evil on the inside. And I've met people like you I'd rather have not met.
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No.570064
>>570059
what are you trying to say bub
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>>570058
Eri ngl, especially when I was younger
No.570066
>>570062
I actually forgot the beforus trolls existed but yeah that definitely fits
what about vfan
No.570067
>>570059
I don't know who's the biggest lot of cry babies on earth than rich venture capitalists under the age of 30, fascists, and neo-nazis.
tbh. much more sappier than the dreaded le jewz.
No.570068
>>570066
who is the most jewish troll
No.570069
>>570064
The Jew will cry out in pain as he strikes you
>>570066
Vriska obviously
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No.570071
Cletus is the only person I'm comfortable calling a dumb shit goyim.
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>>570068
terezi but the ass is too nice to be vfan
No.570074
I'm probably one of the cooler trolls, like Tavros, tbh.
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No.570076
1F YOU'R3 NOT 4 J3W YOU GO 1N TH3 ST3W
No.570077
tbh I love degeneracy and I love cultural marxism let me bathe in it
No.570078
Terezi's high, wheedling laugh
Terezi rubbing her hands together
Terezi's obsession with The Law
Terezi's beaklike nose
No.570079
>>570076
jokes on you I get off to vore
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No.570081
>>570077
does that mean you love the trannies now
No.570084
>>570081
she switches back and forth depending on her mood
No.570086
>>570082
post that homestuck image hotdiggitydemon did with all of the trolls
No.570088
>>570085
Let's be real here- Jew or Gentile, trans or not, commie or fascist or whatever
We all can agree on the fact that we need to get rid of the Sandler
No.570089
>>570088
he is getting rid of himself
No.570090
vfan are you ready to come out as a trans women
No.570092
>>570086
I think I know which one you're talking about but I don't have it saved
No.570094
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>I might be getting a free single because of how fucked up my roommate was
well at least that's nice
No.570095
>>570090
why would I need to do that when I'm already a full woman my whole life?
binch..............
>>570091
cletus here's an idea.
accept the degeneracy
admit you are a gay twink.
No.570096
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No.570097
>>570095
I'm not gay
I'm not a twink, I'm a prince!
No.570098
>>570096
This is still probably the worst fanart I've ever seen.
No.570099
>>570095
vfan here's an idea.
accept the degeneracy
admit you are a trans woman
No.570101
>>570098
The sides are shit (Ara, Fef and Eri)
But that middle is just gold
No.570102
>>570096
makes me laugh everytime
No.570104
damn that ara is terrible though
No.570105
>>570103
you want a world like fucking Immortan Joe's no amount of silver sprinkles can distract from the fact you are disgusting inside and out.
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>>570101
Aradia is shit but Feferi and Eridan are sort of ok.
Everyone else is "roll 3 d20 for all proportions"
No.570111
>>570110
eri is too happy
eri is never happy
No.570112
>>570111
At least he looks vaguely like Eridan.
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No.570125
ACTUAL SPOILERZ 4 STAR WARZ
Making the first order made up of people raised from birth to be stormtroopers seems like a way to work with the traditional vision of stormtroopers as a uniform group while also allowing for variation, which sort of feels like a cop out? like, i get why they went that route instead of making finn a volunteer who got in too deep, but it feels a bit too pat.
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No.570127
joey on the run from the Law
the Space Law
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No.570129
Mission... accomplished...
No.570130
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
who remembers this cinematic masterpiece
No.570131
>>570123
state of hsg 2015
No.570132
>>570122
I think mine are OK
Why is nobody at all really posting
Is 8chan going through troubles again
No.570133
AAAAAAAAAA
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAA
No.570136
im so bored though
how do i kill uh, 5 hours
No.570137
tfw all the Internet's riches at yr fingertips but u can't think of anything u really wanna read ;_;
No.570138
I ate too much garbage and now I am tired, goodnight everyone. Sleep tight.
No.570139
>>570136
by hours do you mean gay people?
otherwise, I got nothing
No.570140
>>570139
arguably it would take at least five hours to find, kill, and dispose of five gay people without getting caught, I think you're on to something
No.570141
>>570139
grant is taken and does not want your dick.
No.570142
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>It's another bsb pretends to be hard post
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No.570145
>its another vfan gets triggered by space bar existing post
No.570146
>>570143
I'm BrokenSpacebar. you may know me from such famous posts as "I'm gay"
No.570147
>>570143
hwo come there are spaces in your posts
No.570148
>>570145
>it's another anon who won't move on and accept me as your queen and light
No.570149
>>570146
hmm, you sound like a fag
>>570147
why wouldn't there be?
No.570150
>>570149
hmm, you sound like a fag
No.570151
pet peeve: sci-fi that uses "dimension" to mean "universe"
No.570152
holy fuck w2c w2c w2c w2c
I NEED
No.570153
fuck I love looking at lingerie
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No.570156
wow so a few really did post even though I've been getting on and off error messages and no idea if they were posting or not. Not even a "Flood detected" message.
Neat 8chan.
No.570157
>>570156
show us your coccc
No.570158
>>570157
Did you say "show us more lingerie" because I am way ahead of you this dreary awful night I'm having.
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what is hotwheels doing to his site
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No.570164
does wes self insert as Steven
No.570166
>>570160
three people are now actively suckling vfans wang
tisk tisk hsg
No.570167
>>570164
I hate to say it, but Wes is very stressed right now about his job and mistakes he's made so I'm afraid he will not be coming back for a long while or some long lapse of time.
Poor lil guy. Even if he did some awful shit to me, I still feel bad in that he's been genuinely caring and heartfelt and owned up to the mistake he made.
I hope he finds happiness away from this hell trap. But who am I kidding it will be less than a week. I still want him to feel better though. My cold black ice heart is getting too soft lately.
No.570168
>>570166
my cum tastes like pina colladas.
do you want sum cum
No.570169
>>570165
i thought he'd self insert as Lars
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>>570170
Open wide for mommy
No.570174
is grant butthurt about the recent dragonball developments
No.570176
>>570174
are you the draw anon that drew me the meenah x undyne thing
that was cute. I thought you were staerk.
if you aren't disregard me.
No.570177
>>570175
>alphys is almost cute in those first two pics
so it CAN be done
No.570181
>The university is going to have to use my nude photos as evidence against the dude to see tell which images he shared
>to do this, they're likely going to ask the witnesses which images were shared with them
awesome
just
gr8
I want to bury my roommate alive
No.570182
fuckin lisa simpson and milhouse fused and became a lizard
No.570183
i want to kill anon megane
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>>570188
life is wasted on the likes of you
No.570193
I got laser eyes which are cool
No.570194
Chara doesn't see the world like we do. There's red foam coming from her mouth, her eyes are completely black, she's shaking and making strange noises. I come into the room with a loaded shotgun, the smell is almost unbearable. I need to end it now while it's not too late. I point the gun at Chara and pull the trigger, but nothing happens. The shotgun crumbles into dust, Chara has stopped shaking and is now staring into my soul. She is hungry. I turn around and try to run, but Chara won't let me. She is reading my mind, I can feel it in my head. I start to feel sick, my vision becomes blurry, there is blood coming from my eyes. Chara is happy. I want to scream in agony but no sound comes from my mouth. Chara likes the silence. I then realize that this is the end for me, no one is coming. Chara wouldn't let that happen. I lose control of my body, I fall onto the ground, she's in full control of me. Chara is ready to devour me. I feel relieved and happy for some reason, I want to become one with Chara, my thoughts are not my own anymore. A single tear falls from my left eye as Chara consumes my body in one devastating motion. I am part of Chara now, I make her stronger. Chara is strong enough to leave the board now, it was the only thing keeping us safe. There is no hope for the rest of the world. Chara is now coming for your flesh...
No.570195
>>570194
>She
>Her
Wesley I thought you would actually edit it.
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>>570181
you should literally do that tbh
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>>570195
chara's a cute girl, you fucking faggot
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>>570196
you know that it's true
deep down
you see yourself for the piece of shit that you are
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really don't like the idea that grant has pictures of my dick
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>>570205
what
i dont have no dick pics
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only characters who did nothing wrong below this line:
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>>570204
i'd forgotten about the dbz stuff
god you are such a failure
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>>570207
kylo ren
>>570206
wow what, did you delete mine?
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han solo kills dumbledore
No.570213
if cell was so perfect why was he such a fag
No.570214
chara is the vfan of undertale
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>>570210
>>570211
i dont have no dick pics
>>570209
what did i do to le trigger this butthurt
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No.570217
ae i think you have exceeded your recommended daily dose of salt
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>>570214
you mean shes got a huge dick
No.570219
there is literally nothing wrong with hypertension
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>>570215
vfan talks to you more than him
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No.570225
dieter laser should have been in the new star wars tbh
No.570226
>>570197
I'm burying him alive under litigation does that count
No.570227
>Laser will star in the Estonian fantasy film Jesus' Blood and Red Currants (shooting November 2015) and in the German Nazisploitation comedy Sky Sharks.
>nazisploitation
No.570228
bill boss is better written than the prequel trilogy combined
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>>570181
what the fuck happened this time
is this the same roommate who left drugged drinks laying around
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>>570227
>nazisploitation
Nazi exploitation (also Nazisploitation) is a subgenre of exploitation film and sexploitation film that involves Nazis committing sex crimes, often as camp or prison overseers during World War II.
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No.570232
my roommate with the epic adderall drinks and nude browsing
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>>570229
yes actually
He went through my personal stuff, my drawers, my meds, and my accounts. Found out personal info, shared this information with other students, found nudes and other related images/videos, then showed those to other students as well
No.570234
if i had a roommate that looked through my mouthpics without my consent i would fucking kill them
No.570235
what's the best slowcore band and why is it cocteau twins
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>>570233
You attract awful people don't you.
No.570238
what does the scouter say about his power level
No.570239
didn't ß talk about jerking off in front of her roommate? makes u think...
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>>570239
No, I didn't.
Why do you dislike me so, sponge? You claim it's because I was mean to wesley but wesley has literally nothing against me, and I confirmed this with him.
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>>570237
well she did willingly posted nudes to hsg
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>>570240
you're unepic! and a potential candidate for anti-epic status!
2 smarmy & high-horsed 4 me tbh "fam" smh
No.570246
willingly post*
this is what happens when you rewrite a sentence and then dont proof it
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concept: unwillingly posting nudes to hsg
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>>570245
you're friends with vfan
v 'i repeatedly make posts about how much i love my hsg friends' fan
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>>570247
you could be coerced into doing it with a boxcutter like appliance
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>>570247
I guess you could threaten someone to do it?
>>570244
I'm probably going to sue him tbh
At the very least the police are now involved
At least I get a free single room now? Probably?
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>>570248
vfan has a sense of irony? vfan has tact, and is far better at illiciting the reactions she desires? eszett is the bad kind of snarky?
you're reading this post in a quizzical tone? because you made a very dumb post?
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>>570138
you and me both
well, it wasn't garbage, it was a work party, one of those christmas dinner type things where you have to take a bit of everything
anyway sleep tight roxkit
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>>570250
>I'm probably going to sue him tbh
a true blue jew
j
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>>570251
if you can't see vfan is the smarmiest person here you're insane
No.570255
how long before sponge shoots up a university
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>>570254
she's funny about it, though. ß has never jejjed me
>>570255
i probably won't because i'm not attending one lmjo (laughing my jej off)
No.570257
how long before sponge shoots up a university that he doesn't attend
No.570258
even when me and vfan bitched at eachother, i still enjoyed it; we're both great at bitching.
i enjoy bitching at ß, if only to bask in my own epic digital glow.
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>>570258
you're better than them both when you're not busy having shitty opinions
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>>570257
i'd rather do something like that somewhere else honestly
i don't want to hurt innocent people either.
why would i go after random people when i know an obese pedophile juggalo
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>>570259
what opinions of mine are le bad lol
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>>570261
everyone you like is terrible
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>>570262
it's because i'm a masochist
and those who outrank me intimidate the hell out of me
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>>570263
why would a masochist enjoy sako or wes
i doubt getting bored to death is anyones fetish
No.570265
wouldnt the intimidation and following humiliation turn you on also
No.570266
sponge is being inconsistent
maybe he's been lying about being a twinky sub this entire time
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>>570242
Grant what is your opinion on Goku getting lasered and the STRONGEST fighter right now being a red imp with nipples.
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>>570267
fits in context because it was foreshadowed and has happened before
makes sense because toriyama
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>>570266
dude how much more of a sub can you get than being a voraphile
>>570265
humiliation doesn't do anything for me sexually. i still actually have a sense of shame, believe it or not.
i need an intimidating gf
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>>570268
>fits in context because it was foreshadowed and has happened before
Where? Within Super or...?
No.570271
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/805627-dragon-ball-xenoverse/71858474
look at those nerds
this is almost as good as the silent hill circumcision stuff
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>>570270
whis told goku "dude stop letting your guard down lmao" in super/rof
and people have gotten shit on by surprise attacks while not paying attention before, like any time gohan as a kid got mad
No.570273
ssj goku (super slimy jew goku)
No.570274
goodnight heretics and gland smoochers
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what if vriska was our we8master and kept giving us upd8s on the status of the site
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>>570277
if vriska was our we8master, she'd ban most of us for being weak
No.570279
can't believe hotwheels would violate my right to shitpost so egregiously
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>tfw Friday was my birthday but i couldnt spend it with my fav people in the world
No.570282
It's kind of disgusting how there are 10000 songs about wanting your old gf back but only 1 about driving away from the police in a chevy 6
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>>570282
>ten christmas songs
>"sung" by hundreds of different people
the torture is real
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>>570283
there are occasional innovations, though
I won't say they improve the experience
No.570288
Nth for update: I'm putting the fatty in the ground
>>570283
Why don't we make new christmas songs
ever
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>>570288
because people have an undying boner for "the crooner" and every song he ever sang while drunk
or every song he sang immediately before, or after, beating a woman into a stupor
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>>570288
>Nth for update: I'm putting the fatty in the ground
I'm for putting this fatty in you
No.570291
seriously all christmas songs are trash
even elvis couldn't fucking make up his mind whether christmas was white or blue
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YOU CAN'T DISTRACT ME WITH ASS
I'M ASS-PROOF*
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>>570290
Fatty as in person or fatty as in dick
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>>570294
clearly the second one
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>>570292
who bitch is this
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>>570297
that's super pochaco
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>>570295
Oh.
I'd rather not
Boobs are a lot better than dick
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>>570299
that's fair
I enjoy them myself
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8ch should have stayed dead
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>>570283
I like christmas songs as sung in churches, or by skilled buskers
christmas songs interpreted by pop artists are a parasitic growth & should be cleansed by flame
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>>570283
new christmas songs almost universally suck
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
the only christmas song that matters
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I'm honestly really split between my commitment to not even lifting and my desire to compliment a good dog
>>570310
Into your elbow next time, please.
No.570312
this is my new gimmick. attached to every post, Michael Buble's no-homo cover of Santa Baby
No.570313
>transition to infinity next was a failure
amazing
good work, hotwheels
No.570314
but hey, how about that upcoming stevenbomb
get hype for garnet backstory
No.570315
while hsg was down i was going mad with not having an easy way to vent my every inane thought but now that it's back i don't really know what to say
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>>570315
shitposting is like any other art form, you have to practice constantly or you'll regress
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>>570315
become a skypenig
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>>570313
wow i didn't even notice
i just assumed it worked what the fuck wheels
No.570319
why does Alvin and the Chipmunks continue to get squeakquels
and why does one come out on the same day as fucking Star Wars
No.570322
>We will not run another import. Anything new posted to 8chan's current site will be lost with it when the switch happens for real.
>The beta site will be the "real" site when it has received required updates. No information posted there will be lost.
why dont we le switch to le beta then....
No.570324
I hope it was HSG's fault that the move failed, somehow.
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>>570324
i mean
the site did break more and more the more times i banned vfan
No.570327
>letting a small fart out while squatting
i think no one noticed except the buff dude that was using the smith machine near me
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why are average human heights reported without standard deviations. seriously what the fuck
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i dont think the 8chan beta thing is even up anymore
wasnt it beta.8ch.net
that dont work for me
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does megane even still post here
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>>570330
this is a good post
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>>570331
like is human height a non-Normal variable or something. I understand that there is significant variation based on socio-economic factors but can one truly not ignore those and get a roughly Normal distribution. none of the anthropometric reports I'm looking at will give me a straight answer, or even really enough data for me to estimate the standard deviation myself. what the fuck
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Dreams logged: 2 (13, 107)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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a clear visual indication of kanayafication
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>>570332
either he broke that too or they're talking about infinitydev
https://infinitydev.org/homosuck
No.570340
could it be that in the midst of this sordid den of pleasure, beset from all sides by the basest of human emotions, you were able to retain some degree of virtue?
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>>570341
*crawls up ur butt*
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>>570343
this, but unironically
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>>570308
bad form, pupper, you aren't supposed to PULL the lift, you're supposed to PUSH the lift
No.570348
how do we "brutally murder" rev
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