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*wants 2 pat the horsies*
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>>570845
joooooooooooooooooooooey
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>>570847
so what was the original
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>>570849
use your words, nigger
No.570852
clense this thread with a torrent of piss
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is there nothing safe from pepe?
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>>570862
Isabelle wears a skirt
No.570865
new concept: an all-white basketball team in nothern illinois, the Chicago Cucks
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>>570878
It's saturday night, were you expecting anything else? he he he
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>>570880
not reading tbh lad lmfao fam
No.570884
Night of the Living Mouthpic
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>unironic men's rights activists
No.570889
i wonder what kind of interaction this melatonin pill will have with the dank weed in my bloodstream
No.570891
sponge did you enjoy my pussy eating video
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>>570889
Enjoy your restful but lucid sleep.
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i just want a voraphile gf
No.570900
ready for my wife to appear again
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remember the tallest from invader zim?
i miss them
No.570904
if you have a waifu, then the cuck is you
No.570905
pearl's long, bony fingers combing your asshair for dingleberries
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>>570906
but my wife is pearl!
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>>570906
i fucking hate you
No.570910
what if your waifu is the idealized version of you
No.570911
>>570907
eliminating yourself from the gene pool via attraction to an unattainable 2d 'fu is the equivalent of cuckold martyrdom
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>>570909
>>570900
i fucking hate you
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No.570917
haha star wars sure was cool guys, have I talked about star wars enough yet? I wanna fug kylo ren guys, star wars was cool
No.570918
i wonder if ipgd would take a commission for poopydot scat
No.570919
what if peri became real and obama became fictional
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>>570917
i am looking forward to all current and future conversations leading up to, during and after the next two movies in the trilogy, as well as the young bobafet spinoff
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>>570917
we all want to fuck kylo ren you goofy little sheep
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>>570919
i'd need to check my toilet for green turds twice as often
No.570927
I self-identify as Barack Obama, the President of the United States. It pains me greatly to see so many people try and police my identity, such as every time I try and board Air Force One I get dogpiled by Secret Service guards. More like Secret Cis-Service if you ask me.
All I know is we have a long way to go in this country in terms of combating transobamaphobia. But I feel that being on the right side of history, that day will soon come. Thank you, and may God bless the United States of America.
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>>570921
they're doing a boba fett spinoff? I knew about the Han Solo one, but this is stupider.
>>570923
not as much as I do
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>>570932
that's fair. i mostly want to suck his epic dark-sided dick
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>>570933
don't you agree with bsb on that issue.........
No.570937
my whiteness protects me
like a charmed armor, a holy shield
No.570938
are you trying to tell me that there is no non-stupid way to generate a histogram from raw data in my off-brand Excel
No.570939
the 6-piece comes with two sides???
No.570940
if i become a self-hating white will the fat pretty mulatto girl send me pictures of her mouth
No.570942
>>570940
You can do anything you set your mind to, man.
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>>570936
From two different standpoints.
I don't think men can't accurately gauge what the opposite sex goes through and therefore can never accurately emulate its experiences, which are mostly terrible.
BSB is just, like.
a dumbass who really disagrees with it for no reason other than edgyness for the sake of it.
No.570944
the 6-piece gland comes with two mouthpics???
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>>570942
i love you, phantos. you're a beacon of hope in this ocean of genital discharge
No.570947
Will there be anything after homestuck
No.570948
>>570947
Problem Slut will feature all of your favorite characters slutting it up across the entire MSPA spectrum. Coming in 2018.
No.570949
that bitch had a thick' uvula
damn!
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>>570950
but that would be too easy
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>>570946
I'm going to hell, I didn't even register that I was looking at this image but I immediately started singing Cruel Weed's Thesis under my breath
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>>570949
this but unironically
No.570954
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>570946
Hey goofball, it's saturday night!
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>>570945
see, you actually like obsequious cunts
No.570956
>>570953
no wonder they call it "the clitoris of the throat"
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>>570955
i do when they work their magic on me, yeah.
i need more yes-men. or underlings. either or, really
No.570958
do not google thick vulva
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>>570956
do people
do people really call it that?
because that's a really good analogy.
No.570960
>>570958
who's talking about vulvas
it's all about the uvula baby!
No.570961
>>570956
you do know the clit isn't just the thing
rhetorical
lol
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>>570960
I'm talking about vulvas
it brings up grody uvulas
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>>570963
the uvula isn't ;^)
No.570967
then i took an arrow in the D
No.570968
semen swallowed is semen earned
No.570969
do lesbians think guys fuggin other guys is hot
No.570970
>>570968
Who are these people sucking dicks and not swallowing, is what I want to know. Why would you waste that after working for it?
No.570971
>>570969
why else would they write all those yaoi fanfics
No.570972
my neighbors are blasting kendrick lamar
as a true patrician i refuse to allow this
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>>570963
It goes around the vulva underneath the skin too....
No.570977
>>570972
a true patrician likes Kendrick you dumb bitch
No.570979
>>570972
king kunta
everybody wants to cut the legs off him
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I literally just spent hours of my life- like, sixteen- playing with the function that decides when and how fast the NPCs in my game go grey, a detail no-one who might hypothetically play this game would ever pay any attention to
Ritalin and coffee is a hell of a combination
No.570984
>>570982
wow you guys suck
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>>570984
tbf I have heard multiple gays confirm love of futa, strap ons, breasts in general... but two women together doesn't do much for them besides bowling partners.
No.570986
>>570985
So futa IS gay...
No.570987
>>570986
Futa is pretty fucking gay, fam.
No.570988
next youll tell me gender bend is gay
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No.570990
hold up.
consensually fucking another man in the ass is gay?
No.570992
>>570990
You'll do just fine, anon.
No.570994
the ridiculous 6 is so bad
i know everybody expected it to be shit, but it is shit
No.570995
>it's a vfan gets banned and starts spamming horse shit episode
No.570997
can somebody make a good post please
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>>570999
thank you
>>570998
do you gorge yourself on stirfried rat when you post on hsg
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>>570997
how about you start making good posts before you demand them
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No.571004
does c1q still come around here?
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>>571006
thank good tbh, he's a filthy chaz stealer
No.571008
HSG. I demand your Dopest Beats.
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>>571006
balls
>>571007
i actually need to talk to him about a chaz related thing
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>>571004
he comes by but very infrequently
doesnt he hang out in #farts try there
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No.571014
>she responded to multiple paragraphs with 2-3 words
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>>571014
hahahahahahhahahahahaha
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>>571014
you deserve no more than 1 word
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>>571015
it's not funny i actually like this one
well
liked* i guess
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No.571022
how does one get to farts
No.571023
oh, that nigger outside is frightful
but my gland is so delightful
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>>571022
you need to be flexible enough to crawl up your own ass
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>>571022
eat a lot of beans LOL
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>>571022
lurk moar.... newfag...
No.571029
>>571019
im actually not that bothered
like i didnt even post about it on my vent blog you fuckers just got it because i wanted to watch that gif again
>>571022
the link i posted has all of his contact information
No.571030
>>571022
go to mibbit and search for farts
No.571031
>>571030
thank horsie
such a good horse
No.571032
>>570908
prepare to get cucked by le me
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>>571034
you wanna go anon, i'll fuckin bury you
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>>571035
>>571036
one does not fight weaker creatures, but swat them aside
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No.571040
i shall not stain my blade...
until an opponent such as "he" appears before me
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>>571040
*teleports behind you*
No.571042
is it dead because its late or is it always like this now?
No.571043
maybe soon... just maybe, i'll have enough mouthpics... maybe i can be done...
No.571044
i can't beleive people actually payed josh
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>>571042
it was skypenigs! they killed us!
No.571046
controversial video comment - samurai vs. knight? actually the power of god wins every time
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>>571043
did you buy eternal youth from the Devil for the price of as many mouthpics as it takes to satisfy his lust
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>>571042
hsg has changed...
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>>571048
you're standing in it, buddy
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>>571047
it wasn't eternal youth (otherwise my forehead would look different LOL), it was all stuff for the afterlife metagame. the elder gods then blessed me with this epic insatiable lust for mouthpics and a very specific, very impossible version of my own death.
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>>571049
im sure people will come back for the last update but i worry this place is hard to find, like all those people who missed the initial jump from /co/
bluh, it'll never be the same
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listening to Welcome to Night Vale because I am very Tumblr and. there's a bit about being swallowed by a snake that explicitly compares it to being born in reverse? I didn't remember this being as unbirthy/vorarephilic the last time I listened to it
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>>571052
hsg kinda still exists on /co/
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>>571056
Every so often, we get a thread on /co/ and try our best not to shitpost into oblivion.
No one has ever successfully made an HSG thread.
No.571059
saltlick please pay attention to me
i'll show you more mouthpics, if you want...
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>>571058
it's there every few days or so, and it'll probably be back for that last big update.
No.571061
>>571056
/hst/ can never be called hsg
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>>571060
I've got a lot of faith in /co/ to deliver praise when praise is finally due. Until then, we're all stuck here together! Huzzah!
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>>571061
one day my friend
one day
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>>571061
Why would you want to?
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No.571067
>cuckchan
none of you motherfuckers really get it, do you?
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>>571067
I mean, you can't even get mouthpics over there
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>>571067
We get it. Unlike you who in all this time hasn't realized he is not funny or epic.
No.571071
Sponge is an epic lad. He's only interested in them pics, though.
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>>571068
it's unepic. the mods are cunts, if they weren't, we would still be there.
8chan is an epic bastion of freedom.
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>>571072
banning hsg was actually the exact thing they should have done.
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>>571067
the cuckchan meme is... unepic
No.571075
There is no such state as "epic". It can't be reached. It's just an excuse for Spongetard to post the same boring and unfunny shit over and over.
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>>571075
get a load of this unepic lad
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>>571059
Oh, uh, sure. How many attention do you need?
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>>571076
I got your back, homie. Somebody's gotta check those mouths for whatever it is you're doing.
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the true hsg is wherever I post, obviously
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>>571084
shut the fuck up shitto
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>>571077
like, nine! besides, i'm sure you'd enjoy the epic by-product that is my attention...
also didn't you say you hallucinated vividly after smoking weed once? or am i thinking of somebody else
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>>571081
i hate this fag art
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glandnight my epic glands...
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have a Rose, also hair is hard
>>571086
I guess I just missed you, but yeah, I always hallucinate on weed of any quality and/or quantity. I also hallucinate unprompted when I miss doses of one of my meds, so it's probably me rather than the weed
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>>571100
Haha, what??
>>571099
>that nose
>those crooked eyes
...
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>>571102
listen... I never claimed to be good
>>571101
>you'll never be a slut again, because no-one wants to fuck a tranny
No.571104
*casually gives rose a bix nood nose*
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>>571104
I googled that and those are IQ points I'm never getting back, but the Rose I drew has a downturned/slightly hooked nose and the cartoon that came up in the search had an upturned tip with a prominent nares. do all broad noses with a low nasal bridge look the same to you? do you have a hard time telling strangers apart
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>>571105
ae's faceblind, don't make fun of him!
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>>571105
I'm not actually all that up on my nasal anatomy- I was thinking of the septum and the diagram I was looking at is blurry.
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>>571105
i'm not going to bother unfiltering you to see what inane shit you've posted but fuck you anyway
No.571109
>>571108
are you still mad about that
suck it up bitchtits
No.571110
i wonder how many people like DoA for the gameplay and how many people like it for the TITS&ASS
No.571115
>>571111
your shepard really is the worst btw
No.571116
i still have wouters dick in my reaction folder from when i colour sampled it
i still think it looks blue
No.571117
>>571116
what le fug is wrong with his pee-pee...
No.571118
>>571116
christ I forgot how nasty it looks
No.571119
oh man i never noticed how big his hand is
No.571120
>>571115
she has the best renegade ratio though
No.571121
do the wouterfags know how his cocky-kun looks
No.571122
>>571121
thirst knows no bounds
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>>571121
we have pictures of his hank hill butt too
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>>571117
it's like a baby chick trying to break out of an egg
No.571128
i have a folder called vfan with these three pictures in it for some reason
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>>571110
tits are gameplay
No.571130
how about someone who is not completely awful post now
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>>571132
why are you apologizing
No.571136
remember when vfan pretended to be hot
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>>571136
fuck off you loser lol
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No.571142
I have no ass and I must fart
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>>571142
just fart through your nostrils like boars do
No.571144
who's your favourite fake vfan?
i like them all but ayy lmaofan > blue lollipopfan > titlessfan
No.571145
>>571143
I have no orifices and I must fart
No.571146
tell me about ben
why does he wear long hair
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>>571146
he has a small head
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No.571155
there are people who clip their bird's wings to establish dominance and that's really fucked up
No.571156
there are people who use guns to shoot birds for sport and that's really fucked up
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>>571123
>this is the greatest post in hsg history and itll be lost when the port happens
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>>571164
literally nothing
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>>571164
a reason for you not to kill yourself
now you'll never know haha
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>>571164
it was æ being gay for wouters man hands
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>>571166
Well as long as I know there's a reason not to, even if I don't know that reason, it's good enough for me
:)
No.571169
is there anything more decadent than pouring yourself a glass of milk to just drink? I mean, probably, but is there any pleasure in life that my parents gave me more guilt about enjoying?
No.571170
oh the libcuckful night
and
the numale days
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Dreams logged: 2 (103, 25)
Images saved: 7 (6)
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>>571175
which crystal gem would you le?
No.571177
where is everyone
i want to yell at people about konami hiring for a new metal gear game
No.571178
>>571177
Pachinko Metal Gear inbound
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>>571175
sweaty... p-pearl
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>>571178
i'm emotionally preparing myself for the trailer
No.571183
toke up before you get broke up son
No.571184
wes i need more pearl pls post pearl
No.571186
pearl has cute
feeeeeeeeeeet
No.571187
pearl has calloused and smelly toes
No.571188
does hsg have an obsession for tragically gay protagonists?
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>>571189
john
kanaya
dave
pearl
lapizza
undyne
No.571194
>>571193
>john "slay the gay" eggbert
nah
No.571196
>>571193
undyne is biscum
pls....
No.571197
Is Steven universe better then homestuck?
No.571198
having gemtle human sex with pearl
No.571199
>>571197
The better question is, is that something to be proud of?
No.571200
>>571197
no, which is actually quite an impressive feat.
No.571201
>>571200
HOLY SHIT A
TALKING HORSE
A
L
K
I
N
G
H
O
R
S
E
No.571202
tying up pearl
force feeding pearl
No.571203
>>571201
I really do appreciate the effort.
I like the whole thing actually. Like it's some guy who is surprised about it every time
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No.571205
gemtlemen and bronyponies
No.571206
is /sugen/ more important than /homosuck/
No.571207
>>571206
*active
i meant active
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