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>>572326
I've always thought that was a belly button from the thumbnail.
is that a butthole
No.572329
>>572327
Ignorance is bliss, friendo.
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No.572331
>>572327
Who poops out of a belly button?
No.572333
>>572327
I thought it was a recuperacoon
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No.572338
help
i still have to christmas shop
help
No.572339
>>572335
wheres the representation
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>>572338
Amazon gift cards can be printed out or you get free one day shipping if you buy a physical card to go with it. The card is also complimentary and comes in a variety of templates.
Beyond GC shopping at your local grocery store, I dunno if you have time for much, pal!
No.572345
>>572344
>shipping
>this close to christmas
hah
No.572346
>>572339
one of the prisoners is black
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>>572348
i wish chara took your life
No.572351
>>572350
i wish chara took out her knife
to kill you
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No.572356
arguments about racial representation in the media with the gf sure are fun
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No.572361
my lips are chapped, my stomach is gurgling ominously, my ribcage feels like a knifeblade got broken off in it, and I'm "the room is breathing with me" tired at twenty minutes to seven. I know someone here is up for ending my suffering, don't even warn me just snuff out my miserable life
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>>572361
Go hydrate, at least, to help deal with those dry lips/other fever symptoms if you have them
No.572365
baby nap nap time
goo bye hsg
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No.572368
Ass Ass Ass Ass Need some ass in this bitch let's get it
No.572370
>>572368
Ass is incredibly common.
No.572371
god, I watched a video of a lizard and literally could not tell if it was changing colors or not. I think I'd better give it up for the evening and hope I wake up at a reasonable time like 4am
No.572372
>>572371
4AM ain't so bad, homie. Here, take this roxkit of good sleeping.
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>>572375
good post wesley!
No.572377
politically incorrect futa
No.572378
>>572376
who the fuck is wesley
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>>572380
get em on board, i'll call it in
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No.572383
>>572372
sweet dreams roggo
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No.572385
why is it so dead in here.
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No.572391
that balls feel when balls
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No.572393
They looked like they were in the throes of passionate sexual attraction to each other, rubbing their bodies together and tongue kissing in front of everyone. I was absolutely livid with envious hatred. When they left the store I followed them to their car and splashed my coffee all over them. The boy yelled at me and I quickly ran away in fear. I was panicking as I got into my car and drove off, shaking with rage-fueled excitement. I drove all the way to the Vons at the Fairview Plaza and spent three hours in my car trying to contain my tumultuous emotions. I had never struck back at my enemies before, and I felt a small sense of spiteful gratification for doing so. I hated them so much. Even though I splashed them with my coffee, he was still the winner. He was going home to have passionate heavenly sex with his beautiful girlfriend, and I was going home to my lonely room to sleep alone in my lonely bed.
No.572395
A tall, blonde, jock-type guy walked into one of the restaurants, and at his side was one of the sexiest girls I had ever seen. She too was tall and blonde. They were both taller than me, and they kissed each other passionately. They made me feel so inferior and worthless and small. I glared at them with intense hatred as I sat by myself in my lonely misery. I could never have a girl like that. The sight was burned into my memory, and it caused a scar that will haunt me forever. When they walked away, I followed them in my car for a few minutes, and when they entered a less inhabited area I opened my window and splashed my iced tea all over them. It was all I could do at the time, but at least it was something. At least I made some effort to fight back against the injustice. I felt sick with hatred that night. The hatred boiled inside me with burning vitriol.
No.572396
As I made my way back from school one day during the first week, I was stopped at a stoplight in Isla Vista when I saw two hot blonde girls waiting at the bus stop. I was dressed in one of my nice shirts, so I looked at them and smiled. They looked at me, but they didn’t even deign to smile back. They just looked away as if I was a fool. As I drove away I became very infuriated. It was such an insult. This was the way all girls treated me, and I was sick and tired of it. In a rage, I made a U-turn, pulled up to their bus stop and splashed my Starbucks latte all over them. I felt a feeling a spiteful satisfaction as I saw it stain their jeans. I then quickly speeded away before they could catch my license plate number. How dare those girls snub me in such a fashion! How dare they insult me so! I raged to myself repeatedly. They deserved the punishment I gave them. It was such a pity that my latte wasn’t hot enough to burn them. Those girls deserved to be dumped in boiling water for the crime of not giving me the attention and adoration I so rightfully deserve!
No.572397
I'm interested in this TRAY TOR meme and would like to see where it goes.
Should I invest?
No.572398
The rage was so intense that I couldn’t take it. I was insulted too much. I couldn’t leave them without getting some form of revenge, so I drove to the nearby K-mart, bought a super-soaker, filled it up with orange juice that I bought at the same store, and drove back to the park. They were still there, having the time of their lives, and I wanted to ruin it for them. I wanted to ruin their fun just like they ruined mine, as they would never accept me among them. I screamed at them with rage as I sprayed them with my super soaker. When the boys started to yell and chase after me, I quickly got into my car and drove away. I was giddy with ecstatic, hate-fueled excitement. I wished I could spray boiling oil at the foul beasts. They deserved to die horrible, painful deaths just for the crime of enjoying a better life than me.
No.572399
She stripped me to my underwear in front of the entire class. I had repeatedly told Soumaya, that all the California kids had switched to boxer shorts by Middle School and that it was a source of my humiliating bullying. She cruelly told me, that my little boy package belonged in briefs and that boxers would never fool anyone.
I was stripped to my briefs in front of the entire class. Monette was taking a cruel pleasure in mercilessly pushing around a male. She had forced me to dye my hair blonde, so that I could be her little sister. She called me Elle as though I was a girl. She refused to recognize my Eurasian masculinity.
She forced me to loudly beg her not to pull of my panties in front of the entire class. My face was glowing red with blush. She actually forced me to call my briefs panties.
She twisted my arm behind my back until I was sure it would burst from my socket. I never imagined a girl could physically overpower me in this way. I could feel her hands traveling up my legs to my crotch. She asked me if I shaved my legs to make them so silky smooth or if it was just my girliness. The entire class laughed hysterically as she mocked my masculinity.
She teased that this was the closest any girl was ever going to get to touching my pitiful penis. Sadly, all the way back in Middle School, she was correct. Her cruel fingers, are the only female hands to come anywhere near my cock.
Finally in a final act of brutish domination, she forced me to scream at the top of my lunges that I was just a little Eurasian girl, and to beg her on my hands and knees not to pull of my panties and expose my Eurasian clitoris to the entire class.
Finally she let me go, and I had to run home in nothing but my tighty whities. To the mocking laughter and taunts of my peers. That bitch Soumaya refused to let me in wearing my briefs. She says that she refused to reward me for failing to be a man. I had to spend the entire night wandering the streets in my undies.
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No.572402
>>572401
i wonder how long each takes
No.572403
No.572404
Did some8ody want to be plowed by the futa pir8 crew?
No.572405
>>572400
lol this is a nice trick :^)
No.572406
rose confirmed for crush on otaku dad
No.572407
>>572406
you... read... this?
No.572408
>>572407
like a mighty goat, i consume basically anything that crosses my plate
No.572412
the feeling of scrolling down too quickly and missing the link to the new thread, then wondering why no one is posting
No.572413
>>572400
so they did another father-son twist?
lame
No.572414
>>572413
no it resonates with teh past
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No.572417
>>572407
it's the same guy that does whomp!
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No.572420
gotta pack my shit but
don't wanna pack my shit
No.572421
>>572413
horsie got really upset about how star wars is a series "known for its twists"
No.572422
>>572420
get horsecock damara to do it for you xD
No.572423
My friend wrecked my grandfather's car.
It wasn't like his dying wish or something for me to have it, but when he was alive he said he wanted me to have the car, and I had it for all of like, a month,
No.572425
why aren't there more side reclining dakimakura covers
why
No.572426
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>>572422
パッキングピーナッツを忘れないようにしてください。
No.572427
>>572426
there he goes
he posted it again
No.572428
wtf is plowed and planted anyway
No.572429
>>572428
like being hugged, fugged and cum-plugged
No.572431
>>572423
keep a part of your grandfather's car and attach it to a new one. Like when hank hill's cherished truck got run over by a train, he was sad but by the end of the episode he starts to enjoy the new truck and he puts the old gearshaft knob on the new one, and it's like the spirit of the car is still inside or some shit, I don't know I thought it was cool
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No.572434
*posts a warning shitpost*
i'll put the next one between your eyes
No.572436
>>572435
kissing poop can't be good for you
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>>572439
*trys 2 put foot in mouf*
No.572441
>>572438
here's a chat to help you
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>>572441
you messed up the = sign
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>>572447
oh i wish you would fucking die
No.572450
>>572449
poopydot! poopydot!
No.572451
I'm sick of this stupid character even if it triggers wouter or wesely or whoever into suicide attempts, fuck off with it
No.572452
you've done nothing but constantly call my wife hurtful names
she doesn't deserve all of this
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No.572457
>>572451
this supremely unironically
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No.572462
if I were Grant, I would fucking cleave through all you SU spammers until you went back to your gay general on half/co/
No.572465
>>572456
>Meulin staring at her raging erection
No.572466
ban me for being too epic
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No.572470
at least bsb doesn't spam his shit waifu
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No.572472
>>572470
>actually global reporting that
nice smokescreening the cp bots wes
No.572475
>>572471
Oooh tie breakerrrr.
No.572477
should i get a mouthpic gf
No.572478
>>572472
pedos look out for each other
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File: 1450766679320.gif (408.15 KB, 1000x834, 500:417, tumblr_nzpfycpuvz1uu8l75o1….gif)
No.572486
>>572485
fuck off megashit
No.572487
do you think /sugen/ poopydots?
No.572488
>>572487
no, since wes owns the board
No.572489
>>572486
megane is dead shitto
No.572490
Reminder that you probably have old cocoa packets lying around, or you COULD GET SOME SOON.
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No.572492
>>572489
I'm not shitto you faggot-ass retard
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No.572496
>>572495
I don't give a shit santa I don't celebrate you
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>>572492
shut the fuck up shitto
No.572500
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No.572502
>>572499
shut the fuck up megane
No.572503
>>572500
this but with joey
No.572504
happy yule
have a short peaceful day
bye again
*vanishes in a flurry of snowflakes*
No.572505
best trolls prove me wrong faggots !
No.572506
>>572505
the highblood looks like such a tool
mierfa is waifu material
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No.572513
he's mad at me cause i got cuckchan to send dickpics to his gf
it's her fault anyway lmao!!!
No.572514
>>572506
her name is sports
No.572515
>>572513
Couldn't hear ur sound wtf
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>>572502
i said
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITTO
No.572518
>>572516
she was snapchatting me boring shit and wouldn't tell me who she was
so i posted a picture of a cute girl, her snapchat handle, and short paragraph about how she hasn't used 4chan but it's like reddit meets twitter, ending in "no dickpics please!"
rev's epic "i know what you fucking did" confirmed it for me
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No.572522
i made him le mad earlier too
No.572523
glub is a very pussy centric man
No.572524
>>572522
sponge you rascal
No.572525
love me some 90° angle vagina
No.572526
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No.572528
>>572517
SHUT THE FUCK UP MEGANE
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No.572532
rev and his gf, jabba the hutt
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No.572535
takin jab(ba)s at rev LLLOLLL
No.572538
>>572536
can i get some context for this
No.572539
>>572538
it's epic....
and is drawn by somebody with a micro/macro thing. i think this one might go along with the ones where peridot has a shrink ray
No.572540
>>572539
what a cruel way to die
being shoved inside a huge mass of poop
No.572541
>>572528
NO, FUCK OFF SHITTO
but in the very least you admit to being shitto
No.572543
>>572541
no I don't
kill yourself
No.572544
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
holy shit
evenfor a tranny he went bonkers
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No.572548
i like le ass and le pussy
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No.572550
my resolution for 2016 will be to finally find oblivion
No.572551
>>572550
http://store.steampowered.com/app/22330/
here u go fam
my resolution for 2016 will be 1920x1280
No.572552
my resolution will be 400x300
im bringing it back
No.572553
Man
Records are so nice
Even if they offer almost no benefits over FLAC
Bestof homestuck soundtrack LP when
No.572554
>>572553
they offer the benefit of having that nice warm vinyl sound
No.572555
>>572553
>listening to the ear fedora
rofl
*throws ur records off the roof like frisbees*
No.572556
>>572554
I guess?
A lot of the "warmth" is lost if you actually use an anti-static brush on your LPs before playing them, because those pops and stuff are usually from dust under the needle which is no bueno for the life of the record
>>572555
But anon, they come with so much cool art
No.572557
>>572555
records are cool and I like the big art
No.572559
don't delete that post that'd be like top salt
No.572561
>>572560
>grounded 4 till cock
???
No.572562
>>572558
>amazing person
>In reference to esz
I thought you hated her guts (and that the feeling was mutual)
No.572563
i wanna date a mantis girl!
No.572564
>>572562
vfan only hates people until she is able to use them as pawns in an argument x3
No.572565
>audiophiles
>not people with more money than sense
No.572566
this but with peridot
if i had a copy of photoshop i'd do it myself but w/e
No.572568
>>572566
use ms paint and draw, itll be funnier than photoshop and existing images
No.572569
>>572568
i'm already on it
No.572570
>audiophiles
>enjoy music
>not just enjoying the feeling of being superior; of "experiencing music the way it's meant to sound"
No.572571
i scratched my balls and now they bleed
No.572572
>>572571
want me to lick up the blood
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>>572562
Well I mean
she did the same thing my roommate did
and he might be getting sued
so the feeling one way is a bit obvious
Also I'm not an audiophile
>>572570
I dunno
I have a fairly cheap combo DAC/tube headphone amp that cost like 100 bucks, it's more than good enough for what I need (it amps my record player too, which is just some decent pyle pro
I think there's a difference between audiophiles and just having some nice music stuff
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No.572583
tfw im beginning to doubt if gfs actually even exist
No.572584
>>572583
gfs are a myth propagated by the one world government to rob us of our wizard status
No.572585
>>572584
I mean
I've never had a GF and I've lost my chance at wizardhood
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No.572587
>>572578
i'd never noticed, but his eyes are tiny and slit-like
kinda like a reptile's eyes
No.572588
i can still be a wizard
i just have to believe in myself for 6 more years
No.572589
>>572585
there's lots of irons in the fire
see also:
fuckbuddies
bfs
one night stands
etc.
No.572590
File: 1450789578940.png (366.21 KB, 1280x894, 640:447, https://41.media.tumblr.co….png)
The first thing I'm doing when I lose my virginity is posting about it on wizardchan
No.572591
>>572590
the first thing ill probably do is tell you guys
>implying it will ever happen
No.572593
C h i n de i m p l a n t s
H
I
N
I
M
P
L
A
N
T
S
No.572594
>>572593
you fucked up bro
No.572595
i dont where i've been
but i know where i'm going
to that volcano
No.572596
Beck is overrated garbage
No.572597
Do good male vocalists even exist
No.572598
>>572596
you're garbage
unrated
unloved
No.572599
No.572600
10 if you have am ugly dude fetish
No.572601
i spent actual time from my real life on this
No.572602
>13 more years until I can be a wizard
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>>572606
>another new crossie coming in and being a tripfag
im out
enjoy your shit board, /b/2
No.572608
>>572543
too late for that shitto
maybe you are even dr sonic
or worse, maybe you are actually megane
No.572609
what do you need to do to stop being a virgin
is licking pussy enough
No.572610
No.572611
>>572608
i thought you were megane
No.572612
>>572611
shitto, why would I want to be that
No.572613
No.572614
le calling anons trip or namefags that don't come here anymore meme
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>>572615
i said
im not
shitto
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No.572620
i found a good reaction gif
someone say something funny
No.572621
>>572618
shut up you lying piece of filth shitto
No.572622
>>572620
vfan has a 143 iq score
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No.572625
>>572624
it's all yours my friend :)
No.572627
Dreams logged: 3 (29, 20, 34)
Images saved: 6 (5)
No.572628
*flexes in the no flex zone*
No.572629
is wouter the only belgian hsg-er
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>>572631
w-what does this mean
No.572633
>>572630
what about the footfag who had a crush on vris
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No.572635
>>572632
nothing, just wanted to be sure
No.572636
>>572635
why? i dont like this
No.572637
>>572636
you'll know when the time comes
don't wait
No.572638
>>572637
now i like it even less
No.572639
>>572638
you're going to like it
or I'm going to make you like it
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No.572641
I wonder if my secret santa is working on my gift.
No.572642
What did you ask for gristmas?
No.572643
>>572642
nothing
i asked nothing
(bane reference)
No.572644
>>572643
you should've asked for a gf
No.572645
the problem is that i wont be here next week so if my gristmas present arrives then i wont be able to accept it
No.572646
No.572648
>>572646
le hammer and sick le
No.572649
i still have the box my gristmas present came in and the letter my anon sent with it
it was so sweet i've never had the heart to chuck it out when i've been home
No.572651
thread theme
*rips a long wet sickly fart*
No.572652
>>572650
i thought his name was griffith
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>>572652
His name is Griffith, it's a joke about another manga.
No.572657
i wish i had some dessert
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>>572661
look at yourself shirtless for a bit that should fix it
No.572663
>>572662
that cuts me dude
No.572664
>>572663
cutting is the goal here
No.572665
>>572664
i'm pretty sure bulking should be his priority here
No.572666
>>572665
he was p chubby last time i looked at him
and you have to like lift to bulk
way too much effort
No.572667
No.572668
Careful with the love police!
No.572669
>>572666
i thought he was full-on anorexic mode
hey wouter, settle this for us
No.572670
>>572667
>daily deals are gone
>no reason to check back each day
le sign
No.572671
>>572669
no i should definitely lose some chub
No.572672
>>572670
This is the most unintentionally hilarious thing I've seen in a while.
No.572673
I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways.
No.572674
You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep.
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>>572674
i already do that though
No.572676
tbh most of the reason gone home gets as much hate as it does for just being some dumb video game, is because it in involves lesbians.
had it not involved that, internet nerds would probably just forget about it.
it's as simple as that
No.572677
i thought nerds LOVE lesbians o_O
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>>572676
Nah it's because it's a walking simulator with a bad story.
You can be a walking simulator but if you are you should at least have a good story.
No.572679
what kind of moron would pay to take a fucking walk
No.572680
$20 for a night in my house rummaging through all the drawers
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>>572678
If it didn't involve lesbians it probably wouldn't have garnered the attention that it did.
People forget that they'd probably forget about it in any other world.
Forcing that element into the game could be seen as shallow, but at the same time most of the hate for it is from the place that the game involves lesbians.
It's forgettable and shouldn't have garnered the attention it did. But people aren't forgetting, anyways, and it's transparent why that is.
No.572682
why are grocery stores so loud
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>>572681
You're mostly correct but we live in a world where it did blow up and we can't get rid of that fact.
No.572684
there's precedence with dear esther which was as shitty and as unreasonably popular but didnt have lesbians
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>>572681
because the developers wasted everyones time and money with a "product" which amounted to little more than a proof of concept? i'd be kind of annoyed too
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>>572681
hey why is grant banning you again
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>>572684
oh man is this from the gamefaq poll
did undertale win?
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>>572685
there are a million steam green light games that you should be equally laughing at then gone home, then.
I just just see it as the singular focus of it on that, because it blew up because it forced a homosexual element into it, is not on the fact they forced the element into it (even if they themselves say they focus on that), or the fact the gameplay is nothing more than walking around doing jack shit.
It's really just because the game is about lebians and anything related to that get's thrown into the "sjw" category and internet nerds get in a fury about anything related to that.
No.572692
i love "puppy-loving pansies"
what kind of sociopath doesnt love puppies
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>>572689
im going to blame /utg/ for this
fuckers
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>>572690
people don't laugh at those steam games because those steam games didn't win awards
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>>572694
i voted too
we should all do our part in making gamers angry
No.572697
people hated gone home
when you hate something you make fun of its most obvious aspects
which in gone home was lesbians
theres not some kinda widespread prejudice against lesbians except in the most religious backwards corners of the earth
its male homosexuality thats hated
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>>572697
also in the rap game
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>>572695
but my point is that the focus should be injecting that element into the game itself that's written shoddy and programmed and developed shoddy.
and not that the "game" itself had the audacity to put lesbo shit in it and therefore sjw.
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>>572696
ebin trolling /b/ro
No.572703
>>572701
you should always vote
voting is the best thing a citizen can do
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>>572697
tbh though
no lol.
Women's sexuality is far more repressed still than men's. Even if they're more hated.
It's more under the rug.
No.572705
you should always vore
voring is the best thing a giantess can do
No.572706
>>572649
me too
the letter was really sweet so i kept it
i like to pretend Roxy sent it to me
No.572707
>>572705
this guy
he knows whats up
No.572708
>>572670
haha yeah i loved not being able to buy things until the last day
No.572709
>>572704
>It's more under the rug.
have you considered just munching the rug
No.572710
>>572706
>>572649
I think I still have gristmas anon's (rip) letter to me. He gave me an Eridan shirt and scarf.
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No.572712
around whores, never vore
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>>572704
its more that a patriarchy controls societal norms and men in general dont care what women get up to.
its male homosexuality that forms a direct threat and is what most people mean when they claim to hate gays
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No.572715
>actually caring about a GameFaqs poll
These are the same fucks who praise Fallout 4
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>>572715
I know it was hilarious.
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>>572715
that's the point, the user forums were livid about undertale winning
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>>572715
how much do you want to bet they also have really strong opinions on gamergate
No.572720
>>572715
>everyone prerelease praising the dialogue wheel and how much of an improvement it was going to be
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>>572719
They're all like 12 and only care about OoT so probably not.
No.572722
>>572721
have people under 20 played OoT
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No.572724
have you ever met a smart person who plays video games
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>>572724
doyou ever shut up you pig fuck
No.572726
>>572544
what the christ is this
No.572729
No.572730
so the reason vfan never loved me back is her homosexuality
No.572731
one time bullies were harrassing me I just started making wolf noises, yips, howls, purrs and stuff, and they left me alone because they realized this kid is actually crazier than the bullies themselves. eventually I might even get the nickname darkwolf from this event, if my plan works
No.572732
man i love having my hair short again
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>>572730
she never liked you because youre a weenie loser with no spine and no balls
No.572734
>>572732
im gonna get it cut super short tomorrow
feels good
No.572735
>>572733
no it's the lesbianism
she'll eventually realise its just a phase and come to her senses
No.572736
i'm debating getting my head shaved since my hairline has gotten that far back
i don't really want to but my hair looks unacceptable as is
No.572737
>>572735
keep tellin yourself from the sidelines buddy
youll get in the game one day
hey maybe more cutting will win her over
No.572738
>>572730
1) you're a shit
2) I can't gain anything feeling wise for men other than sexual every once in a while. Romantic feelings towards men can't be generated in me.
3) you're a shit
4) you're a worm
5) I hate you.
>>572735
Oh wow.
I'll come to my senses and like you back?
I'll kill myself before I let that happen. Quote me on that, keep me on my word.
I do not want to live that existence. I won't let it happen.
I never want to start loving men, but especially men like you.
No.572739
ae is a thoroughly disgusting human being who even if I could garner feelings for men I would hate with a passion.
No.572740
* I feel sick
* * I don't feel well
* * What a disgusting feeling
* * * * I don't like this feeling
* * How disgusting
* This feeling sucks
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No.572742
god cut the tsundere shit already
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>>572742
why do you post in cringe shit I heard from nerds in high school.
oh right I know why.
No.572744
baby cut for me again. slash open your wrists again maybe I'll feel some kind of deep pity and regret for having given you the benefit of the doubt.
No.572745
this is a great injustice
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>>572745
you're a great failure.
No.572747
>>572744
it's not fun when you ask for it
>>572746
why do you reject me
im the closest thing there is to a living god
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>>572747
stop stealing sponge's shit it comes off as shallow banal and tired.
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>>572748
how am i stealing sponge's shit? i am superior to him... im Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent… Divine!
how many synonyms to trite are you going to use now
we get it you own a thesaurus
No.572750
now this is what i call a hsg christmas
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>>572747
are you seriously pulling a cletus shtick now
No.572752
Why do things have to be this way?
No.572753
Why was I condemned to live a life of misery and
worthlessness while FUCKING WES got nudes
No.572754
>>572749
i'm going to leave actually and get ready to be with someone I actually love who's honestly better than you ever could hope to be.
the only way you can be magnificent is if you cut off your scrotum to save the human race the trouble.
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>>572753
I hate you so much. I fucking hate you.
No.572756
from anybody else i would say this breakdown is ironic but from ae...
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>>572752
because you believe disgusting things. you have less than a personality. You can't stand up for yourself.
and most of all.
I hate you and every part of who you are makes me wretch.
No.572760
>>572754
Why does she deserve the love of a beautiful girl, and not me?
No.572761
merry christmas i don't wanna fight tonight
No.572762
>>572761
good thing we're turkish oil wrestling instead
now oil up, fucker!!!
No.572764
>>572759
I am a highly intelligent and magnificent person who is meant for great things.
No.572765
I am magnificent, no matter how much the world
treated me otherwise. I am destined for great things.
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No.572767
I am the perfect, magnificent gentleman, worthy of having vfan
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>>572759
why are you so cruel
Cruel treatment from women is ten times worse than from men. It makes me feel like an insignificant, unworthy little mouse. I feel so small and vulnerable. I can't believe someone I love so much is so horrible to me and views me as a loser
No.572770
it's christmas, dude
take a break, go visit your friends or loved ones
No.572771
>>572770
my friends and loved ones are all here ;)
No.572772
was that as fun for you as it was for me
No.572774
i bet vfan and melon are having heavenly make outs rn
No.572776
>>572749
this one is my favourite because sponge's best shtick is calling people out on being too extravagant and using too many words/using needlessly fancy words so while denying stealing sponge's shtick he actually begins to steal his shtick
No.572777
>>572775
Oh boy, just what I asked for!
No.572778
>>572775
do we all get our personalJjoey or do all people of HSG have to share the same Joey?
No.572780
>>572751
i like how elliotposting is indistinguishable from cletusposting
No.572781
are we posting cute pictures
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>>572684
>dear esther
>shit
>he doesn't like walking around a desolate Scottish island listen to a guy losing it
Pleb Surpeme
No.572784
peridot is to shit what vriska is to piss
No.572785
The Adventures Of Poopydot And Pisska
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>>572783
i dont actually know what dear esther is my entire opinion of it is based on the first 10 minutes of totalbiscuit's WTF on it
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>>572778
I don't share ona holes
No.572788
>both rocketpapaya and rocket-papaya are taken on Tumblr
>both are completely empty and unused
kill
No.572789
does anyone else shitpost with voice to text
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>>572788
this is a sign from god that you should find a screen name that isnt retarded
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>>572791
crossie newfag fuck die
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No.572794
is there anything in the world sadder than watching movies alone
No.572795
>>572794
Reading your posts.
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>>572794
Do you play video games alone?
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>>572794
whats wrong with that
No.572800
>>572794
yeah, going to a restaurant alone
it's much more obvious how alone you are
No.572801
>>572796
i only play video games socially
i hate them but i feel like i have to meet a quota
>>572795
hush. my posts are The Ones - Absolutely Flawless
>>572798
iunno man i feel like i wont enjoy it if i just have to sit there and stare at the screen without someone to cuddle
ngl i miss my ex sometimes
>>572800
here's a secret anon, what other people think doesnt matter
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>>572801
>what other people think doesnt matter
as expected of somebody like you
No.572803
other people here meaning strangers your friends/people you need do matter
No.572804
>>572800
why does eating have to be a social activity? i'd wager the one to keep company all around is actually a lot sadder than the one that can stand to keep their own for a while.
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>>572804
it's social anxiety he thinks the people around him are judging him when they actually dont even realise he exists/dont matter
he doesnt understand true sadness
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>>572801
that post physically hurt to read
No.572807
>>572801
More of a social gamer, eh? I prefer single player games unless the game is specifically a co-op multiplayer game.
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>>572807
im not a gamer i play fifa with a group of people two hours per week in a public setting to feel like a normie for a bit and so i can make them do shit for me later
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>>572806
so no different to the rest of ae's posts
No.572811
>wanting to feel like a normie
>not reveling in your abnormieness
No.572812
trans me up lol what's up my translads lol
No.572813
>>572811
not everyone is as committed to their autism
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>>572813
People who pretend to be normie are worse than both.
No.572816
>have a 10 minutes fantasy about me and my crush spending christmas together while driving home from work
haha KILL ME
No.572817
I was looking for Smash images to sway AE over to the gaming side, when I made a startling discovery.
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>>572809
it's all very gay
after the fifa we usually go to a men only cafe to suck on phallic nargilas
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>>572814
hhhHOLLLYYY FUUUCCC(uck)KKK
OOOHHHH MMMMYYY GOODFDDDDDD
LLLLOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
No.572821
the megane is an infectious disease, characterized by a sudden affection for females with glasses
No.572823
us abnormies, eh
intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
No.572824
im gonna leave i dont feel like reading sponge posts
No.572825
inb4 'i was merely pretending'
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>>572824
but you will miss the epicness of sponge being totally unepic
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>>572829
shut the fuck up dr sonic
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>>572831
hussie's mona lisa
he will never draw anything better than that
No.572836
lol remember tha updates...
more like ree my member lol...
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>>572825
your next line is: fucking tripfags
>>572836
why
No.572838
>>572832
are you 30 now, megan
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>>572838
no, because I'm not meggan, dr sonic
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>>572837
it's epic my nigga... l o l
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No.572846
megane's new shtick is so epic I'm kekking so much right now
No.572847
concept: hussie making an update about the update that's about the updates
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>>572842
nice Jack Nicholson OC
>>572845
shut the fuck up zwid
>>572846
shut the fuck up moody
No.572851
>>572850
His tag line is "GO Fuck yourself."
No.572852
No.572853
i want her to put a cigarette out in my arm
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>>572848
that looks like Pinky Pie
you know, the retarded horse from that one cartoon show
She really is that show's nep
No.572855
>>572852
asslicking semen sniffer
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>>572854
>retarded horse
she was epic...
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>>572856
i thought megane is the new shitto/dr sonic
you know the next hot random insult
No.572859
>>572857
no
you are wrong Lord Squarepants
No.572860
>>572858
>random
nice implication pal
No.572861
i hope zwid is in a better place now
touhou heaven
>>572860
fuck off megane
No.572862
bring back ashtree
should i leave out a mouthpic to lure him
No.572863
>>572862
the best bait for him is vfan nudes
No.572864
we need a new shitposting elite
the current one is ass
the bad kind
No.572866
No.572867
This is an 80s powersuit. It is bait for VFan.
No.572868
we need to ban people who dump their crappy waifus
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>>572868
might as well delete the board then ;) :D ;P
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>>572874
i totes would if i could
you could say I would... grant freedoom
No.572877
is this brownie grant-free
No.572878
who is part of the shitposting elite
No.572879
if I were the board owner things would be different around here...
No.572880
we should elect a new owner yearly for the drama
No.572881
if i were president everyone would have a fucking badger in their mailbox
yea
nice...
No.572882
I, for one, welcome our new grant overlords.
No.572883
if a surly thug used a bully truncheon to knock a few vitality carats out of your pluck reliquary, can you honestly say YOUR mysterious female counterpart's empathy magpie wouldn't flap harder?
No.572884
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
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No.572887
i have $100 on amazon that i don’t actually need, what should i spend it on
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>>572887
donate it to shitposters in need
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>>572889
can't get rid of it from my account
>>572890
do they even cost that much
No.572892
>>572887
Snacks. Lots of them.
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>>572887
buy gifts for people on hsg
or buy a rumia fig and hot glue it
No.572897
>>572892
>>572893
i'm not an expert on this
>>572896
too many randos/not enough money
No.572898
>>572897
i dunno buy gifts for people you know then?
No.572899
>>572898
i dont have friends
No.572900
randos? did piggy bite you
No.572901
did someone say vfan nudes
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>>572900
i've been listening to a dude who lives around new york lately to kill time
>>572902
dunno what size
No.572904
>>572903
you should listen to yeast!
No.572905
is this hell? have we been in hell the whole time, hsg?
No.572906
>>572900
is ipgd really the first time you've heard that term
No.572907
>>572906
not the first but the most local
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>>572905
if this is hell then i don't want to go to heaven
No.572910
god fuck hangouts
how hard is it to make an IMing thing that works
i swear to god i had less issues with msn
No.572911
>>572903
large male equine
No.572912
msn was the shit actually
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>>572913
Good luck, homie.
No.572915
you should look for a grave
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No.572917
i need a sidekick
somebody obedient that will let me tell them what to wear
No.572918
the games will never stop
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>>572917
sidekicks aren't worth it they almost always turn on you
No.572921
taking porn commissions 20$ an hour
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No.572923
"randos" is a pretty fucking gay term
No.572924
>>572922
what's worse: the game never coming, or the game coming?
No.572925
the joey that never rings
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>>572924
joey being a letdown would be worse, which she will be once the game's out
so that
No.572928
>>572924
We drift into a sleepy quiet after the game comes out, returning for the inevitable forever that remains after the hype coals die down. Not because we want to, but because we have to; there's simply no replacing this for you, now.
No.572929
>>572923
finally we meet
people tell me you're a hero
No.572930
will gamebro review hiveswap
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>>572927
why does anyone hype hiveswap? they literally described the villain as "ms 2nd best at memes" and described the plot as "joey joining a resistance against an evil empress who makes people laugh at her jokes"
this is cartoon network tier
No.572933
>>572932
i mean i know you guys have autism and watch steven universe and whatnot, but STILL
No.572934
>>572933
What's that? Fans can't tell the difference?
oh.
No.572935
>>572932
I can see where you're coming from, but....
I love Joey!
No.572936
>>572932
the best part about hiveswap is it totally destroyed people's idea that hussie was infallible
No.572937
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SOURCE OF EQUIUS'S FINE ART? I NEED IT FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES
No.572938
>>572929
I do what I must, because I can
>>572933
>you guys have autism
yes that's true
>and watch steven universe
fuck you
No.572939
>>572936
the best part was that the "hussie is a talentless hack" meme became true
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>>572934
anyone know if vaginafan watches steven universe
that'd be hilarious
>>572936
hussie became a bitch long before that
>putting extremist feminists in charge of the forum and PXS
>making PXS
>all the updates after game over, and even those before that
>>572938
you're shit, fam
No.572941
>>572940
>extremist feminists
fam they weren't even regular feminists
more like maybe kinda casual feminists
No.572942
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllsssssssss
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>>572938
well look what what doing things because you can brought you.
you have no friends
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>>572940
Whoa, PXS was great. The management of it, who fucking knows, but the end product that made it to my house was fantastic. If they did fuck it all up, it just sucks that they burnt bridges to get there and there may not be a PXS book 2 because of it.
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>>572946
the first few comics were ok
then it became shit and i stopped reading and havent looked at it since
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>>572867
damn that is good you're right
No.572951
the felt comic was the only truly good thing in pxs
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>>572946
>posts one of the shittest comics out of the whole thing
you're broken
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>>572953
tbh it wasn't that bad
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>>572949
we used to do polls someone should make a graph out of them
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>>572953
monkeys comic was the best one YOU FUCKING RETARD
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>>572953
that's like the third best one
No.572958
someone go through the old archives, find all the polls, and turn them into a graph so we can see if it actually got worse over time or not
it'll definitely be worth the 2-3 hours itll take to do that
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>>572949
It stopped updating a long time ago and was like 95% bad anyway.
It literally lost them so much money they cancelled it. No one bought the physical version either (that didn't have the one good comic)
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>>572954
>>572957
and the two worst tripfags come to defend it, makes you think
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>>572954
it was a kc green comic with homestuck character designs
it wasn't even a good kc green comic
No.572962
>>572960
I'm not insulting you calm down
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>>572961
homestuck is an awful webcomic so it fits.
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>>572959
lmao
when will people learn? leftists don't waste money on dumb shit
they spend it all at starbucks probably
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>>572964
what does leftism have to do with actually anything.
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>>572964
how do i make this about sjws
>>572960
you mean the two best tripfags
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>>572965
hussie started catering to the retarded tumblr kids of the fandom
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>>572959
>It literally lost them so much money they cancelled it.
source for this artist
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>>572959
it still makes no sense that they didn't put in the felt comic
like why? did they want to put it in the second book to bait people into buying two volumes, or did hussie explicitly not want the good felt comic with the rest of the trash
>>572962
that's a different anon
No.572973
>>572969
halftruth posted about it on her twitter. someone was asking if/when they would make a PSX volume 2 and they said "probably not the first one sold like shit and the whole thing lost us a lot of money"
All of the artist drew the comics for free, and I think they ran out of people to ask to draw for free.
No.572974
>>572967
everything is about sjws
>tfw sjws ruined homestuck
>tfw the master sjw, anthony bitch, ruined borderlands
>tfw sjws ruined life
>tfw muslims ruin sjw anus
>tfw the cycle of life is complete
>tfw no upvote button for you to endorse this post
No.572975
>>572959
>No one bought the physical version either (that didn't have the one good comic)
which one was it missing? the felt one?
No.572976
>>572964
leftists don't have money, because they don't work. They sit and hammer welfare checks and EBT because normal men and women pay taxes to support them.
No.572977
>>572959
>No one bought the physical version either (that didn't have the one good comic)
which one was it missing? the felt one?
No.572978
No.572980
somebody fix the thread lmao
No.572981
No.572982
>>572959
it's almost as if mspa has no franchise potential or ability to compete with regular shitty comics because being a strange, funny web-based project was the basis of it's whole identity
No.572983
I'm listening to this debate between InternetAristocrat and some bernie sanders supporter. I mean this dude is a total Bern victim for sure, but he's actually making rational point based on logic, rather than just jumping to emotion. When I had to listen to Egghead's political tirades it was 100% emotional appeals and I just realized that's probably because this podcast is between two men. They may be on opposite political sides but an hour into the podcast and not one insult has flown out. They're being respectful of each other with "fair enough" "go ahead, you were saying..." or "and yeah I see where you're coming from, that's fair" instead of crying. Egghead cried like after 5 minutes because I was winning our debate.
She was saying how President Sanders would make the 1% pay for everything for me, so I'm dumb for not wanting that. I said something offhand like "well if all the mega corporations leave the US who is going to pick up the tab for free college? Me, right?" and there was a brief pause and then she starting crying and saying "no you don't understand it at all!" it was mega funny
No.572984
No.572989
Are we going for 666 replies? This thread's fit to burst and I can't wait. Who wants milk and cookie shots?
No.572999
No.573001
>>572966
this is a troll right
you are literally a leftist
No.573076
>>572956
they set some really low standards then
No.573091
>>572956
they set some really low standards then
No.573111