No.572979
new thread lol
le old
>>572308
No.572987
boy she is messed up, that gal
No.572988
the old thread is totally broken, isn't it?
those wheels aren't too hot lately...
No.572991
i've been thinking about doing the Lesbian Eyebrow Thing
No.572994
>>572992
it's about me doing the Lesbian Eyebrow Thing
No.572996
No.572998
i miss updates about the characters actually playing the game
No.573000
get over it
homestuck died a long fucking time ago
No.573002
>>573000
fuck you i'm gonna get over it
i'll mourn the loss and misuse of hussie's epic concepts for the rest of my epic life
No.573004
>>573003
>implying the whiny tumblrkids that are now hussie's target audience aren't a problem
No.573005
No.573010
>>573007
i fucking love my beard
i'm going to grow it out then curl it into a classic villain thing
No.573011
hussie focusing on boring angsty shit instead of the actual plot is what killed the comic
that and the whole retcon thing. even when he retcons the retcon, it'll still have been a pretty large waste of time.
the obtuse tumblr policing he subjected himself to played a pretty big role in it. "leftism killed homestuck" is a vapid way of stating it, but it isn't far off
No.573013
what if act 6 hussie wrote problem sleuth
No.573015
>>573010
curl it down your throat and choke on it please
No.573018
>>573014
you're worrying about people worrying about tumblr kids right now vfan
and now i'm worry about you worrying about imageboard posters
No.573019
>>573015
not long enough fam
>>573017
hussie used to be pretty good you retard
i mean the classpect system and all that was great
i bet you'd also deny leftism killed borderlands
No.573022
>>573013
half of ps would be pickle inspector helping problem sleuth and ace dick get over their break-up
No.573024
>>573016
>you'll never be carried by a cute girl
No.573025
act 6 would've been great if the ratio of caliborn to everything else was completely reversed
No.573027
No.573028
>>573026
i have to pee too
will you let me pee on you
No.573031
No.573032
>>573029
are you breaking character
No.573033
actually
voraphilia might've had an epic little hand in hiveswap's placement in development hell
oh no...
No.573034
>>573029
borderlands 1 was great and had great writing
i will admit part of burch's problem was he was generally a nigger but he also put leftism everywhere
bl2 was an amazing game BUT FUCK ALL THE WRITING, FUCK ALL THE GODDAMN WRITING, FUCK, IT'S FUCKING AWFUL SHIT
No.573035
seriously
is anybody over the whole jitenshaw thing because i still think it's funny as fuck
how can you say you have "size dysphoria" and live with yourself
No.573039
hussie helped write this
>>573034
>borderlands
>great writing
>uhh... shit... we're out of dudes for u 2 shoot here's a giant vagina!!!
>borderlands 2
>amazing
>not fucking up the loot
No.573040
>>573039
it had good gameplay, good classes, and good graphics
borderlands 1 was probably better in concept, what with the ultra hard bosses and all that, but just wasn't as smooth
No.573041
>>573039
>giant vagina
what
No.573042
>>573039
also that just confirms to me he's sold out his writing and turned to the tumblrites
his old star trek vids and his rap battle robot comic were gold
No.573044
No.573046
>>573045
it's fun you nigger
esp coop
No.573047
the only good thing about colonial marines was the gun that shot sticky grenades
i can't think of anything else good about that game
No.573048
>>573046
>that piece of shit
>fun
No.573051
lmao considering your music taste...
No.573054
>>572969
halftruth posted about it on her twitter. someone was asking if/when they would make a PSX volume 2 and they said "probably not the first one sold like shit and the whole thing lost us a lot of money"
All of the artist drew the comics for free, and I think they ran out of people to ask to draw for free.
No.573057
rachel should ask hsg to produce the new season of pxs comics
No.573061
What's the goddamn
point of living
when even the castration program
doesn't work..
No.573062
i'd write a comic about mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest
but its too long
No.573065
>>573064
i bet it wasnt as long as my fanfic
No.573066
No.573067
>>573041
you don't remember the giant space vagina that was the final boss?
you don't remember how it was just a bullet sponge that you shot for a bit until it exploded?
No.573068
No.573070
>>573067
i've never played borderlands, but a giant vagina in a game sounds like it'd make the game better
bullet sponge bosses are shit tho. destiny had a huge problem with that too
No.573071
reminder that making a bad game doesn't make you a bad company
No.573072
>>573069
"video games are for losers"
No.573075
GAMERGATE WAS A GOOD THING
No.573077
>>573074
then post your gamerscore and we'll see how it measures up to your iq
No.573078
i'm glad gamergate killed all those people
No.573080
>Figure I should sell my cases before they're literally worthless
>This happens
FUCK YOU VALVE
THIS CHRISTMAS IS AWFUL
No.573081
What did tumbler do wrong?
No.573082
>>573080
people... pay... for this?
No.573083
>>573082
Yea, people are idiots.
I'm also stupidly salty over this.
They're fucking $3+ dollars now.
I fucking sold these like an hour ago.
No.573086
No.573088
Helo My Honey Helo My Baby Helo My Rag Time Gallll
No.573089
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No.573094
>>573092
>Implying Jaspers wouldn't try to "cuck" Karkat
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>>573096
please
don't
reply to my posts
No.573099
>>573098
>yfw even the most inoffensive tripfag dislikes vfan
No.573100
No.573101
>>573099
xlr isn't the most inoffensive
that'd be like aw or nick currently
and I think they both don't like vfan
No.573102
>>573090
hit up one of your many friends and/or gfs
No.573104
>>573101
aw circlejerks with literally anyone
No.573106
>>573105
has this ever worked on anyone
No.573107
>>573103
didn't read tee bee aych
No.573110
No.573113
>>573110
watch this
you're gonna love my nuts
No.573114
>>573109
read >>573106 too im rather proud of it
and im going to outlive you all
No.573116
what about fat queer dicks???
No.573117
what about big bara benis???
No.573119
No.573121
>>573119
livestream your suicide
No.573122
ugh i really want to do some drawing, but i need to go to bed so i can get up at 5 am tomorrow and finish my christmas shopping
No.573124
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No.573125
>>573121
im texting a friend instead
i wanted to include you guys but i couldnt think of anything
No.573126
>>573120
>beautifully rendered body with leather corset, gloves and fishnet stockings
>dumb animu head
UGH
No.573127
everything vfan posts is creepy afk tbqh fams
No.573128
No.573132
>>573128
that's what i'm saying
i wish i lived in japan where christmas is just about buying a cake and eating at kfc
No.573133
No.573134
fams
how do we get rid of poopydot
No.573136
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No.573141
>>573139
jokes on you, i'm into bestiality
No.573143
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>>573141
l u c k y for you, I'm a dog lover.
No.573144
>>573143
phantos why do i always regret unhiding your posts
how are you so good at consistently producing vomit inducing content
No.573146
who keeps a smut folder
it's 2015
No.573147
>2015 anno domini
>masturbating to pornography
i shiggy
No.573149
>>573144
ae why do i always regret unhiding your posts
how are you so good at consistently producing vomit inducing content
No.573151
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>>573149
>going for the most obvious joke
i was going to dump my folder too but you guys don't deserve it tbqh
here's one pic to show you what you guys are missing out on
No.573152
>>573135
you've never had christmas before?
i thought you being jewish was just a meme
No.573153
>>573151
i don't want your goat porn
No.573154
>>573153
do you guys still actually think im an arab
No.573155
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No.573158
>>573154
I still hope isis kills you does that count
No.573160
>>573159
This is adorable.
No.573163
>>573162
Hold up, I just want to emphasize what a good gift idea this was.
No.573164
No.573165
>>573158
its very unlikely i dont think isis is targetting maine
No.573167
>>573161
neat-o
but yeah, all the hassle of christmas grows old quick
although jewish christmas sounds like more of a hassle tbh
No.573169
>>573167
being jewish is kind of a hassle tbh. it's a neat hassle though.
to be fair I am the most casual definition of it and my practicing of the faith is pretty bare minimum shit.
No.573170
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File: 1450843793210.jpg (124.1 KB, 1000x761, 1000:761, 12356699_880401072074853_2….jpg)

Should I be jealous of my BF's tulpas?
No.573173
No.573174
vfans terrible taste in porn
No.573175
Aeeeeeeeeeee!
It's fitting.
No.573176
>tfw your idea for an au fic about vriska kidnapping john to be her cabin boy on the alternian fleet was cribbed heavily from dealing with dragons
fuck
No.573177
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No.573180
>>573176
Nothing wrong with cribbing, especially if you put your special style on it. Most people don't even pick up on parallels between similar works.
No.573181
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No.573182
I'm just here to break up the porn posts. Please continue solemnly.
No.573184
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No.573185
shes been posting bad porn for the past two hours on christmas
No.573186
>>573184
what's on her crotch
>>573185
it's the 22nd
No.573187
>>573186
It's a band aid I think.
That's a common thing
No.573188
>>573187
why would you have a band aid on your vag
wouldn't that hurt
No.573189
>>573188
I didn't say common irl. that doesn't make sense irl
No.573190
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No.573191
No.573193
any girl who likes these karkat and nepeta drawings is over 300 pounds.
I guarantee it.
No.573194
>>573193
they'd still have more friends than you.
isn't that sad.
No.573195
fat men are more hilarious to mock than fat women.
No.573196
>>573194
I did not read this post, but she has to read all of mine
I win
No.573197
>>573196
you sound like a really insecure 12 year old.
No.573198
I would tear out my own liver and splosh it on the Declaration of Independence if it meant I could purge the bullshit Softcore BDSM Tumblr Culture™ from this garbage site forever!!!! “ohh choke me and call me princess” WHY DON’T YOU CHOKE ON CYANIDE AND I CALL FOR PIZZA
No.573204
*posts bad porn for 3 hours*
No.573211
No.573213
>>573212
fuck you and your shitty yaoi porn
No.573216
No.573218
do you think theres an actual game of hockey going on somewhere in canada right now
No.573220
At this moment, millions of larvae are hatching from eggs. It's one of life's mysteries.
No.573222
>>573206
it's the future you can do anything
but im p much doing the same thing so i cant raze you for it
No.573223
let's spend Christmas together, HSG!
No.573224
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>>573231
i'm gonna finish my first chara fic soon
do you want to read it
No.573234
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No.573239
>>573236
Mucha shaka paka.
No.573240
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No.573242
I heard subway is offering a 10% discount to all muslims that apologies for 9/11
No.573243
i heard subway is offering a 10% discount to all big black niggers that raped vfan's tight jewish asshole
No.573244
>>573243
>tight jewish asshole
No.573245
>>573243
you heard the man /b/oxcutter boys...
No.573246
when I was young, I used to fuck black niggers with my big dong and go ha haha haha haha
No.573247
No.573248
No.573249
i grow so weary of these days of endless memes
No.573250
No.573251
i havent been here in 3 years
what I miss
No.573252
No.573253
>>573251
maybe you could have stopped this
then again, maybe not....
No.573257
>>573252
dropped this place for league gen for a year
then picked up osu
still into osu
i miss this place
No.573259
>>573251
we breed new and awful tripfags like weeds
all homestuck discussion and content production has ceased
we only await the blessed mercy of a final end to our existence
No.573260
>>573251
If it's been three years then a LOT
No.573261
No.573262
>>573257
>league
I'm so sorry.
No.573264
ooga booga where the jewish women at
No.573265
>>573258
are you the same vris who I was friends(?) with
No.573267
>>573265
Vris was gone for a while but she came back recently.
No.573269
vris is the queen of skypeniggers
No.573270
>>573266
ye I remember her being really cool
shit I can't even remember my trip back then
No.573271
vris and vfan are the same person, you fucking imbeciles, you morons
No.573272
i don't get vris' appeal tbqh
No.573273
like ive written an essay about it but ehh
No.573274
No.573276
vris needs to shut up about basically everything
its like reading vfan-lite, bad enough i have to deal with the original
No.573277
>>573276
what
she's nothing like vfan she's just a little dumb
No.573278
QUOTE FROM MAN CUCKED
"what are you gonna do, cuck me?"
No.573279
except according to her
weird
No.573280
No.573281
No.573282
>>573277
they`re basically the same person and I`m sick of both of their bullshit
No.573283
>>573282
who are you again
No.573284
is this staerk being butthurt
that would be hilarious
No.573285
>>573283
read the name, its anonymous you fucking joker
No.573286
>>573282
No h8ing allowed Anon
>>573272
L O L
You explained my appeal just the other week
No.573287
>>573279
I think we used to discuss smut or dump smut in the thread or some shit like that i dunno
No.573288
>>573286
well yeah >>573273 but iunno i feel like it's not adequate
No.573289
No.573290
>>573287
that does sound like vris
No.573291
No.573292
>>573287
that was probably me, I am a giant slut for HSG
>>573288
Are you... craving my mcnuggies??
No.573293
>>573291
YES
THIS
NOW ITS ALL COMING BACK TO ME
BLUE PISS
HOLY FUCK
No.573297
I wish anyone named after Vriska in any way would die in a fire
No.573300
>>573294
okay now im just more curious as to who that is
No.573301
>>573298
shut the fuck up vicky nobody cares
No.573302
No.573303
>>573296
this is just making it even more confusing
No.573304
all the tripfags we had in those days were much cooler than the ones we have now
No.573305
No.573306
>>573304
I was in the old days
No.573307
ah yes
its all coming back
the days of posting smut until I got banned
the days of discussing katnep
the (early) days of vris piss herself
truly these were hsg's golden (shower) years
No.573308
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No.573311
>>573226
i feel the need to quote this because it didnt get the recognition it deserved
No.573312
>>573307
more
for laughs haha
No.573313
>>573309
you dont, really
you think you do
but you dont
No.573314
>>573306
you were cooler back then
No.573315
>>573311
i wish someone would bloody murder you lolol
No.573316
No.573317
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No.573318
i loathed koko & am glad she's gone
No.573319
No.573320
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
im glad vfan wanted to quote community at me it really cheered me up
No.573321
>>573309
me too
>>573314
no i wasn't
No.573322
>>573312
haha lmao
man I forgot how high quality some of this shit was
No.573323
>>573322
>hetshit
>Crablouse, at that
please anon... please...
No.573324
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No.573326
>>573325
that's the only smut i have and i only saved it because i thought it looked weird
sorry guys
No.573327
>>573323
crablouse was a bitch but she did some alright drawings come on..................
No.573328
No.573331
>>573323
does this count as het? :^)
No.573332
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No.573336
>>573335
I want piss to vris on me
No.573337
No.573338
>>573337
ejaculate inside my anus
No.573340
私は私のナットを飲み込むためにこの少年を強制するつもりです。
No.573341
>>573340
i don't speak gook languages
No.573342
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
something about glans and sleeping
No.573343
fuck a club, i got a strip pole in my house
No.573344
>>573341
YOU SWALLOW NUT. THEN YOU SEX WITH ME WHILE YOU THROAT CLOSE UP. ORGASM AS YOU DIE.
No.573345
No.573346
>>573344
I want damara to sit on my face
so
BADLY
No.573347
NO W8! DON'T PUT IT IN MY 8UTT!!!!!!!!
No.573349
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No.573351
No.573352
damara holding you in front of a tentacle sex monster
No.573353
No.573354
i want to do piss with vris
No.573355
>taking a break from masturbating
>this thread
durnit
No.573357
what's up with all the piss in this thread?
No.573358
>>573357
i want vris
to piss
all over me
No.573359
>>573358
i remember when vris was considered the worst tripfag on HSG
time flies, huh?
No.573360
>>573359
she's far from the worst in the current roster
No.573361
Does watching me 8ee make you exc8d, anon?
No.573362
'roster' just makes me think of a fighting game
which trip would you main, hsg
No.573363
>>573362
if roasted were still here, i'd main him
No.573364
semester is over and stuff, but i'm not sure i even want to come back here.
oh well
No.573365
>>573363
roasted stopped showing up after he threw that temper tantrum
couldn't handle the bantz
No.573366
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>>573365
yep, what a shame
out of all the trips with schticks in recent memory, his schtick was the least terrible
No.573372
unpopular opinion: roxykittenposting is Fine By Me. I think roxkit adds a much-needed lighthearted tone to HSG. roxykitten anon is pretty insistent that roxykitten is not for sexual, and he doesn't post anything that suggests his fondness for roxkit is anything but wholesome fatherly affection.
No.573373
my favorite Homestuck characters: Rose, Terezi, Tavros
the only Homestuck character I ever draw: John
No.573374
>>573372
how do you feel about chara
No.573375
>>573374
I'm still not totally solid on who they are, aside from an Undertale character who looks like a palette swap of Frisk and seems to be portrayed in fanart as being Frisk's id. charaposters do seem to be less averse to chara being for sexual, which is sort of uncomfortable
No.573376
>>573362
what are the tripfag fighting styles?
i think grant would be a shoto
No.573377
>there are people right now IN THIS THREAD that don't like chaz's art
l O l
No.573378
>>573377
i think she's a great artist, but i'm not a furry so it doesn't appeal to me sexually
No.573379
>>573375
yeah but chara's like a million years old so it's okay
No.573380
>>573377
I'm just jealous of anyone who can focus on one skill long enough to git gud enough to be paid to do it
any time I get sort of okay at something I lose interest and find something else to focus all of my energy on
No.573381
do you think a dog raised by nudists would get freaked out by people changing clothes? obviously it would be able to smell that they were the same person but if it'd never seen someone's outside appearance change like that would it flip the dog out
No.573382
>>573375
>charaposters
yo
like
its just ben, pretty much entirely ben
No.573383
>>573382
I've heard that, just thought I'd be politely vague about who I was attributing pedophilic vibes to
No.573384
>>573383
no ben isnt a pedophile hes just a fag
No.573385
>>573384
wait, then so who posts the porny chara stuff
No.573386
>>573384
ben is a pedophile and a fag actually
No.573387
autistic pedophile jew fag
No.573388
>start focusing on settlements for a little while in F4
>build a bunch of houses and beds and like 10 food/10 water and then adequate defenses
>get bored and go do other shit in-game
>check on settlement
>Sanctuary: 15
>Happiness is now negative 3 billion
j-just like animal crossing
No.573389
>>573382
ben and lapisanon
No.573390
No.573391
>>573388
epic life hack
build the big 40 water making purifiers
slap down a million turrets to make your defense good
open a shop
keep coming back and selling the excesswater back to the settlement for a quadrillion caps
No.573393
>>573392
who bitch is this
No.573394
>>573381
at first i assumed the word "dog" in the phrase "flip the dog out" was some sort of weird way of censoring the word "fuck", but then i realized that it was equivalent to "the dog flipping out", and finally i realized i liked my original assumption much better
the point of the story is that i'm now going to start ironically replacing the word "fuck" with "dog" in my everyday vernacular, and it's all your fault
No.573396
>>573395
i don't speak gook languages
No.573397
my parents sextupled the money in my bank account for Christmas, so I now have enough to actually buy my Gristmas anon official merch
but. now I have to actually pick something. back when I was just gonna handmake something the only real option I had was Roxy's scarf.
>>573394
I apologize for my corrosive influence on your vernacular, friend
No.573399
>>573398
i still don't speak gook languages
No.573400
>>573397
i forgive you, motherdogger
to answer your question, i think half of the world dog population would probably be confused and do that cute head tilt thing, and the other half would chomp at the clothes thinking its some sort of toy
No.573401
No.573403
are we still deleting vfan posts? i thought that stopped like a month ago
No.573406
>>573401
>>573402
i still don't speak gook languages
No.573409
>>573408
yes you do, you fucking imbecile, you moron
No.573411
>>573410
speak american or get out
No.573413
>>573412
that's not american
No.573414
Est-il vrai qu'il y ait dans ce monde quelqu'un qui parle seulement l'anglais? C'est sûr que j'espére que vous ne faites ça!
No.573415
>>573414
close, but no cigar
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No.573417
>>573415
what'd I fuck up, it's been a looooong time since I took French
No.573418
>>573417
>what'd I fuck up,
Your life
No.573419
FUCK I forgot that the accent for espérer becomes grave in that conjugation fuck me in the ASS
No.573420
oh and I forgot to include the part of ne... (negative) that people actually say out loud anymore, so that's good
I'd say I threw out all my French for Mandarin but it's not like I can speak or understand Mandarin either
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No.573424
i know i make fun of wesley's waifu, but he's an alright lad.
No.573427
man i've been thinking about that spacex landing all week
i should play some kerbal tonight
No.573428
>tfw you mix up words in your second languages
No.573429
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>>573426
Literally every female is ahead of you in that line of succession
>>573427
>tfw we are living in the future
No.573432
no more heroes is the greatest video game ever created
No.573433
>>573431
what would you call not males?
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No.573437
*lets his females wear clothing*
No.573439
*is triggered by a completely accurate and non-offensive term*
Guess who? :^)
No.573440
>>573436
>>573435
guess you're not scientists like i am
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No.573445
>>573442
that's the biologically correct way to say it, yes
No.573447
holy dog it's literally 2 days before Christmas
why is it 80 degrees outside
No.573448
>>573442
I never said women was incorrect but female is a broader term
Like, you're not a woman. You're too immature. But you are (allegedly) a female.
No.573451
>>573449
>you fucking dumb shit nerd
No.573452
>>573446
you talk like a cuckquean, so ha!
No.573453
so hermione is a nigger now, huh?
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No.573456
>>573445
please stop making me side with vfan
can you just take it on faith, from your buddies in HSG, that women generally don't like to be referred to as "female" and in particular not as "females"/"a female"/"every female"? even if you think describing a human as "female" is completely appropriate in all contexts, and I disagree, using it as a noun to refer to a human is bad the same way using "black" as a noun to refer to a human is bad, even though "black person" is fine. Same with "gay person" vs. "a gay," you see the pattern? Like, you still shouldn't describe a human as "female," in the adjectival use, because it's biological sounding and at least in English biological terms for humans have degrading connotations. But "every female" is like "every black" or "every gay," it's knee-jerk offensive on a grammatical level.
No.573458
man I go away from /hsg/ for nearly 3 months and when I come back to see what's up vfan is still sperging out
you'd think she would have something better to do
No.573459
>>573454
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckquean
it's the female version of a cuckold
>>573456
shut up, male
i swear you males are all the same
No.573460
john egbart is the bravest hero
No.573463
i wanna burrow under the covers of my bed like a mole!
i wanna hibernate for three months!
>>573456
saltlick, honey, they don't care
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No.573466
there are a small set of adjectives that can be nounified in the form "the poor," "the blind," etc, to refer to populations meeting the qualification of the adjective, that's generally fine. National identity terms, like "American," work as nouns to describe individual humans, and that's probably why "lesbian" works as a noun and an adjective, given its origin as a term for "someone from Lesbos." there are very few other exceptions to the adjective-as-noun-for-human-referent no-no.
>>573463
reeeee
No.573467
>>573455
they've got some fugly black chick playing hermione in the new play
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No.573469
>>573467
WE
WUZ
WITCHES
AN
SHIEET
No.573470
>>573467
Hey at least she has the british teeth
No.573471
>>573467
>>573457
oh that's cool
sucks to be them, though. nobody ever will be able to top emma watson's hermione
dan radcliffe's harry, probably. the guy who played ron, sure. but emma watson was literally the perfect hermione, i can't see anybody ever filling that role better than she did
No.573472
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets into Hogwartz on a minority spot*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*conjures watermelon*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*goes back to muggle realm to collect welfare*
U BE SAYIN
*leaves Crookshanks to starve to death*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*gets pregnant with Ron's bastard child*
SO U BE SAYIN
*holds BLM protest on Hogwarts Express*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*accuses Hagrid of targeting black students*
WE GON BE
*calls Voldemort the white devil*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging wizard cloak*
SO WE GON BE
*starts chanting "WORLDSTAR" during quidditch*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*starts talking about how Egyptians started magic and were black*
SOM FINNA
*attaches weave*
SO WE GON BE
*drops out of Hogwarts and goes to community college to get her life together*
SOM FINNA
*tries to smoke out of wand*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sells illegal potions behind school*
HOL UP
*shoots Hedwig*
WE GON BE
*sells Goblet of Fire on ebay to buy a used Mercedes*
SOM FINNA
*turns quidditch ring into a basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*tries to get a loan from Gringotts to start her rap career*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a broomstick fly-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*lets her pitbulls fight with fluffy*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*gets high in chamber of secrets*
SOM FINNA
*becomes the prisoner of Azkaban*
WIZ WAZ
WIAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR?
*transfigures from a primate*
No.573473
hey, about how long are we gonna be shitting ourselves about a casting decision, I need to know so I can time my lunch break
No.573474
>>573472
11/10 post I hope this becomes a pasta
But the Egyptians were "black" although obviously not sub saharan negroid scum
No.573475
this "sub-Saharan" meme is kind of baffling, how do you make generalizations about the most genetically diverse population of humans on Earth
No.573476
>>573473
roughly 15 more minutes give or take another 5 minutes depending on if vfan decides to call out people on being racist
No.573478
who will play joey in the inevitable movie adaptation?
No.573479
why is this thread so LEWD
i cant browse this shit at work
No.573481
>>573475
Sub Saharan includes Pygmies, Xhosa, and Bantu but not East Africans like Ethiopians
No.573483
>>573478
john bodega from the new star wars
No.573484
>>573480
*looks at u wibberly*
don say dat, meany!
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No.573486
also I know no-one gives a shit and I'm doing the thing where I zoom off on a tangent about one of my obscure academic interests again BUT
I've been reading a book called "Grimoires: the history of magic books," which you can torrent, and Egypt/Egyptians have been considered in Europe to be a powerful source of magic for about as long as we have records of people in Europe writing about magic. Technically it's not always clear, in the period between the loss of literacy in hieroglyphics and the Rosetta Stone, whether they're talking about actual Egyptians or the Roma, but that's because they thought the Roma were from Egypt
No.573488
>>573486
The Gypsies are from North India/Current day Pakistan you dolt
No.573489
look how much I don't care guys let me keep talking forever about how much I really don't care just to prove that I don't
No.573491
>>573488
I know that, dumbass, can you read? I said that Europeans prior to... I don't know the date, but more or less contemporaneous to the decoding of hieroglyphics thought that the Roma were from Egypt.
No.573493
>>573487
i don't have any more roxykittens saved on my phone, but pretend i just posted the one of her with puke running down her chin and i typed "*puks on u*"
No.573494
>>573490
>nobody here but you and this trap care about ethnicities of others shut the fuck up
Yeah because you're a fucking Jew your end goal is to mix the globe into one indistinguishable off- brown smear with no culture or history
>>573491
Oh
No.573495
>>573493
harry potter
another young adult series centered around unnecessary romance, plot twists, and grounded in boring european mythology
wow how breath taking how original, this is written well, and has never been done before
And it's just written so.....well~ ~ ~
what a special series the world couldn't have done without
>>573494
>Yeah because you're a fucking Jew your end goal is to mix the globe into one indistinguishable off- brown smear with no culture or history
ME
No.573496
>>573494
Jews are white cletus
No.573497
cletus is a perfect example of how STEM fetishism, or in particular the poo-pooing of the humanities, has damaged our society and our science. what kind of scientist can't analyze a position for the claims it makes, examine their own biases, or seek out evidence to contradict their hypotheses?
No.573498
*rubs my hands together*
The race mixing cultural marxist zog communist JIDF virus is infesting their souls......hehehehehe just as planned.............
No.573499
soon.............
everyone on hsg....might become actually interesting!
No.573500
>>573495
are you saying that you don't like any cliche and predictable media that isn't written well?
because i'd like to remind you what general you're posting in
No.573501
>>573496
Ashkenazim and Sephardim are
>>573497
Um I admitted I misread it so like, your superior smugness is only making you look foolish ya tranny fuck
>what kind of scientist can't analyze a position for the claims it makes, examine their own biases, or seek out evidence to contradict their hypotheses?
I do this all the time, while SJWs on college campuses ban people from speaking for holding triggering opinions.
The culture of political correctness and the fact that you need a college degree for an entry level job is what's fucked about college now
No.573502
homestuck made me cry but harry potter is trite garbage for children
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No.573505
>>573504
> I have a fucking hatred of western fantasy because of how done to death already.
This tbh
No.573506
>>573500
>I do this [analyze a position for the claims it makes, examine my own biases, and seek out evidence to contradict my hypotheses all the time], while SJWs on college campuses ban people from speaking for holding triggering opinions.
I know exactly no-one here, except maybe vfan (god help me), understands why why this pair of neighboring statements are hilarious, but Jesus Christ Cletus you sound like you're parodying yourself
No.573507
>>573505
>not allah head cha-la.jpg
No.573508
>>573501
if you don't like being politically correct, then don't be
free speech is so great because it works both ways: you can talk shit, and people can call you out on talking shit
i agree that safe spaces are stupid, but whining about political correctness is moving in that same "safe space" direction
No.573509
>>573507
bless you I'm changing that rn
No.573512
>>573508
>you can talk shit, and people can go behind your back, form a mob and mass-email your work so you get fired and googling your name results in a page full of announcements that you're a literal nazi klan member
fixed
No.573514
>>573508
>free speech is so great because it works both ways: you can talk shit, and people can call you out on talking shit
That's fine, but speakers have literally been banned from universities and presidents have had to resign because of different opinions
And it's not like these people are like "FUCK NIGGERS" they're like "Today we're going to talk about Islamic Terrorism, the history, etc." but that's "Islamophobic" to some
No.573515
wah wah, I'm cletus, I think people shouldn't be allowed to censure me for making factually incorrect claims to advance my genocidal agenda, my right to free speech trumps everyone else's right to free association, wah wah
No.573516
>>573512
like internet nazis would do any different. or do any different actually.
>>573514
in any other capacity there is no difference between the consequences of ideology between the vague "Sjw" camp and the quite clear "edgy internet nerd neet who eats hot pockets up his ass hole and pretends to be a brown dude who fucks his cousin" camp.
No.573517
tbh cletus cries more than a hormonal teenage otherkin
No.573519
okay, I'm veering rapidly into sjw-kun territory, I'm gonna clear out until I remember why I don't talk about politics in HSG
No.573520
>>573515
>I think people shouldn't be allowed to censure me
Yes
>making factually incorrect claims to advance my genocidal agenda
wew lad that's a strawman if I ever saw one
>my right to free speech trumps everyone else's right to free association
You can protest all you want outside the lecture hall. You can boycott it and not attend. You can go to a "safe space" and eat cookies and cry and rock back and forth while holding a teddy bear.
You cannot just fucking demand people be fired for not doing whatever you want
No.573521
>>573512
that's libel and harassment, you can sue for that and get the websites to take stuff down
or you can turn around and spam their workplaces saying they openly support stalin's gulags and the killing of political opponents, or pol pot's genocidal regime, if you're not worried about a libel suit
the point of my post, however, was that if you act like an asshole, people will act like an asshole back to you
No.573522
>>573515
right to free speech does actually trump the right to not having your feelings hurt tbh
No.573523
>>573520
>Yes
*sing-song voice* cletus doesn't know what censure means
No.573524
>>573523
oh i thought that was a synonym for censor
censure is fine but they don't do that-- they censor
No.573527
>>573525
>>573526
This is your mind on cultural marxism
No.573529
>>573525
how exactly do power relations void free speech
do you even know what the words you use mean
>vfan
never mind, post your dick
No.573530
>>573528
Anyone who shares vfan's opinions shouldn't be taken seriously
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No.573534
>>573514
well that's not political correctness, that's the college's fault
unless maybe the speaker was known for their bigoted views and sneaking them into innocuous speeches, any banning of legitimate ideas is against the idea of academic environments
i'm not saying politically correct students are infallible, but the movement itself itself is a good thing in that it's seeking to make everybody's voices equal no matter what mental or physical state they're in
No.573535
>>573531
is it ironic that V "proper communism just hasn't been established yet!!!!!" fan misses the obvious argument that "real" free speech just hasn't been properly established
No.573536
>>573534
>it's seeking to make everybody's voices equal no matter what mental or physical state they're in
That is called freedom of speech my fam
No.573537
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No.573538
>>573522
"free speech" doesn't mean "free audience." if you're known to lie in support of a hated agenda, other people are definitely allowed to move against giving you a wider space in which to do that. there are certain fora that, by convention, are open to all speakers, no matter the content or intent of their speech. college speaker series are not such fora, they are curated to some sort of end- the edification of the students, for instance, an end violated by politically-motivated lies. if any random schizophrenia sufferer could go onstage at a college speech and get paid to tell the world about their paranoid delusions, you might have a case for college speaker series being an open forum!
No.573540
>>573534
>but the movement itself itself is a good thing in that it's seeking to make everybody's voices equal no matter what mental or physical state they're in
Do you seriously, actually believe this?
No.573543
"wah wah students who disagree with me successfully petitioned to stop me from speaking on their campus, an event for which I would get paid from their tuition"
"wah wah why didn't the newspaper pay me to spout bullshit on their front page, this is censorship"
No.573544
>>573538
But most of these "ebil bigots" are usually just center right educated people who want to bring to light a neglected issue or one that isn't trendy because it's not about black people or feminism or whatever.
I mean it's perfectly legal to ban them but students suffer as a result. What about students who wanted to hear the talk?