/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

>>573966

thanks brah

>>573967

how can you draw porn this bad

>giant flabby legs

>downs syndrome feet

>lumpy tits

>spear tongue

>a shitty character from a show below homestuck-tier

>>573969

it's christmas for you people go to your family who clearly doesn't fucking love you enough

>>573972

*don't

why is chicken simultaneously the best and cheapest lunchmeat while also being the worst kind of meat served whole

>>573971

tbh it's funny when internet dudes like this ceaselessly mock women's bodies when all of you are totally uglier.

>>573975

i'm not mocking """""women's bodies"""""" i'm mocking fucking shitty porn you retard

>>573975

>you can't say anything about badly drawn porn if you're ugly

i'm not seeing the logic here

i wanna slip through a crack in spacetime

>>573975

thats a rock you dumb bint

>the irony of vfan calling people ugly

>>573974

saltlick

you hate me. I think you're weird and disrespectful.

but we have a guy without a trip from /b/ who spams mlp shit

help.

>>573976

tbh that seems fairly realistic (except for the legs) for some around 5" who's a little chubby.

>>573977

>lumpy tits

>giant flabby legs

you have those.

>>573980

the irony of anons calling me ugly actually.

>>573981

then wow fat women are ugly as shit and deserve genocide

also i'm skinny as fuck

do you want neckbeard nudes?

>>573982

imagine typing this out

imagine hating yourself that much to type this out and thinking it's post-ironic.

>>573981

my tits are perfect you liar

>>573983

poor boo

>>573983

name off

>>573984

i simultaneously hate myself while also being narcissistic as fuck

i have perfected doublethink

>>573987

i'm getting mixed messages here

>>573988

stop listening to vfan you dumbo

is this guy here because the board got listed again

>>573989

you and like, two others.

are the last anons who honestly care about my existence.

you're an endangered species. a precious unique snowflake, beautiful in every way.

>>573989

ok fine

>>573990

no ive been here for months

This whole Jewish world, comprising a single exploiting sect, a kind of blood sucking people, a kind of organic destructive collective parasite, going beyond not only the frontiers of states, but of political opinion, this world is now, at least for the most part, at the disposal of Marx on the one hand, and of Rothschild on the other. This may seem strange. What can there be in common between socialism and a leading bank? The point is that authoritarian socialism, Marxist communism, demands a strong centralisation of the state. And where there is centralisation of the state, there must necessarily be a central bank, and where such a bank exists, the parasitic Jewish nation, speculating with the Labour of the people, will be found.

>>573981

>disrespectful

what an odd complaint

sorry about the ponyfucker though, I guess

>>573994

i spammed it once god damn

also thanks for your tarot reading on mario a while ago

niggerclit is misunderstood

>>573995

look how shocked nepeta is to learn karkat is a jew, can their love survive?

>>573993

Zaytik tsedreyt

Zol zein shah. Zol zein shtil. Zug gornisht.

>>573995

adorable

>>573999

fwysyhhci jeh sjock byick

>>573998

tbh

I think you're a self hating jew roxykitten anon

>>573996

anytime

>>573997

I hope we don't have cause to talk about him much, or I'm going to have to come up with something else to call him

>>574002

which gaming website does he moderate

>>574001

i'm not a jew and i don't post roxykitten

i'm just throwing out an epic fanfic idea

I am the gayest jew here.

>>574006

that's ben

>>574004

a mostly dead mario party forum

also he's not a mod lmao

>>574005

ill put it in mario spaghetti party if that makes you happy

>>574008

epic, do it

>>574005

my advice.

avoid sounding like him, everyone hates him

>>574007

you know what

that's true

isnt horsie a jew as well

>>574008

> mario party forum

>>574011

can horses be jewish

>>574012

eh yeah

i've been on the series of forums since i was like 8 so i don't really want to leave

but they're a bunch of normie shits

it's basically edgy losers like me & gayjew-sama & some ftm tranny who writes pikmin porn. and a ton of 12 year ols

one time a dude on Grindr asked me if I was a Jew because he liked Jewish dudes and I have dark, curly hair

but I'm a WASP, insofar as anyone is meaningfully "Anglo-Saxon" post Chaucer

all the worst posters own wii us

think about it

>>574015

>who writes pikmin porn

>>573992

>for months

what was roasted's schtick?

>>574021

ok fine you got me

i came on a dozen times like 4 months ago, then disappeared for 3 months

>>574018

i like xenoblade x though

can you circumcise a horse

>>574013

its pretty much physically impossible for a horse to be a jew

try to convert one, you cant do it

all the worst posters own iphones

think about it

homestuck most likely to sing "creep" by radiohead to their crush at karaoke:

hardmode: no amporas

>>574024

you can't really try to convert someone to Judaism, even if you have the power they have to ask you and you have to dissuade them three times right

>>574017

poopydot

>>574026

absolutely Dave and Dirk would be so pissed he beat him to it

>>574023

if it has a cock sheath, then yes

horses have cock sheaths

>>574014

underrated post

>>574025

are you saying i'm a good poster

>>574022

crossie go home

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

all the worst posters poop

think about it

honestly

yiddish is the cutest language in the world.

you'd be surprised how much cutesy words originated from it. the hodge podge language itself is pretty much extinct except for slang kept. But oh man all of it is so good.

I use the most common and uncommonish terms to talk irl, but I still know a fairly large portion of the more phonetic hebronics lexicon even though I'm not fluent.

but fuckkkkkk all the words are so fun to use and I'm glad I've decided to make the jump and throw this shit at you even if you hate it.

>>574036

russian master race though

but they transliterate like shit into english and i'm not that good at speaking it yet

fucking russian women though

my mom's like 40 and regularly mistaken for being under 30

>>574037

I gotta learn Russian eventually since I came from there.

welsh is the best language

>>574039

GOD DAMN IT YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO MY RACE

>>574039

I mean not literally came from there. My family.

I've been in this same shitty city my whole unfortunate life.

>>574039

you're literally ruining slav pride for me

>>574038

take your own life

>>574042

why did they leave

>>574042

are they baptists

>>574036

>you'd be surprised how much cutesy words originated from it.

you're kidding, right

yiddish sounds like jabba the hutt trying and failing to speak german

"glitz"

"schmuck"

"meshuggah"

"schlonged"

i mean come on, these are terrible words

i miss ebola

>>574046

jewish baptists

>>574047

schmuck is great

me on my deathbed: dude.................................... weed

>>574043

>>574041

I smoke and I'm depressed and I own Adidas products for health goth purposes I already am better at this than both of you.

>>574045

The Tsars tbh.

Some stayed in the USSR.

>>574046

why yes I'm a baptist how did you know.

>>574047

tush, as in, butt

is unironically the cutest word ever shut the fuck up

But other portion came from Eastern Europe. Czechslovakia before it became the Czech Republic mostly.

But most of that side died during World War I combined with the Spanish Flu.

>>574052

everyone who comes from russia ends up being a baptist

>fucking church filled with 10 kid families

health goth

>>574052

does that mean that you were baptized and had your christ-killer blood curse removed

I might not get weed until Monday.......... that's five whole days from now................ what the fuck am I gonna do for five whole days alone in this house

for example. did you know the word Glitch is yiddish.

it first came from a term for malfunction in regards to mechanic work.

Idk how it got adopted as slang for computers early on.

>>574059

>malfunction in regards to mechanic work.

>Idk how it got adopted as slang for computers early on.

vfan you're stupid but you're not this stupid

>>574061

why is nintendo so good at representing black people in their video games

>>574056

Wearing total black nike gym short shorts (white logo on black of course) out with a baggy black swater while smoking.

>>574060

It's a fairly old word before computers even existed. If I recall correctly nothing I said was wrong.

>>574064

I meant the "idk how it got adopted as slang for computers"

doctor... just inject the bud directly into my veins

Yentah is such a cute word too. That love surrounds my entire being.

>>574066

well I mean it's obvious by meaning.

I guess you're right, it just seems weird for programmers early on to use it.

>>574068

never mind that the jews control everything

what is a jew

>>574072

i feel bad for women

they'll never be able to do autofellatio

>>574072

you already posted this one yesterday

this thread is shit

Yalla

:33 < *p33s on your socks*

:33 < now wear them

>>574076

your thread is shit

shut up

>>574077

i dont wear socks

im so random and quirky!1!!!!!!!!!

>>574080

well cut it out

>>574077

boner

>>574081

*holds up spork*

BAZANGA!!!!!!!!!!!! *stab w/ spork*

that feel when the only other person I know who might be able to get me weed faster is a former fuckbuddy, and he'd probably want to smoke with me, and it'd be awkward to say no, but I'd have to because otherwise I am pretty sure he'd have absolutely no qualms raping me while I was too stoned to move, so really all told I should just wait for my other contacts to get back to me, but. dude. weed

>>574084

man, you have weed addiction

>>574084

weed is worth rape tbh

>>574084

i guess once you lose your virginity you stop dreaming about rape

>>574085

no, I have miss-my-family-itis

>>574086

is it really fucked up that I'd probably just grin and bear it if I wasn't in a relationship?

>>574087

what

>>574084

cant you just not get that stooned

or hey tell him to fuck off after long

hell bring a pocket knife if you have to but yall actin some pussyfoot bullshit

>>574088

hi

i'm a broad-shouldered neckbeard with a severe submission fetish

i read some post about "how to be a better trans/lgbtqa+ ally" and all the factions and instructions and "if you do x, y will love you but z will hate you and aggro on sight" made me want to play fallout

now i'm trying to figure out why my settlement's happiness is going down even though they have ample food, water, beds, defense, and power

>>574091

is because they bitches

>>574091

never ally with lgbtqpigfuckers

god even though i'm gay as fuck i pretty much hate all faggots

which lgbtqa+ faction would you side with

women are better than men.

submit to jewish mind control tbh

take the blue pill.... release your inhibitions... sink away into depravity

be too fucked up on goofballs to care when they come and take your pride, your history.... all of it... leave you stripped bare and naked

this thread is why the skype chat exists

all these new posters are literal rev-lite

>>574089

he gets really good stuff, I'm a huge lightweight, and I haven't smoked in months, so no, if I got high at all I'd be knocked on my ass

it is. a complicated social situation, in that he's a huge manchild and I'm trying to avoid him in general, and I kind of feel bad about that, and I'd feel worse if I hit him up for weed and tried to leave immediately, and he's kinda manipulative in a way that hits me right in the compulsory politeness, so basically I just wish he wasn't one of the only people I knew with weed contacts because I really don't want to talk to him at all

>>574096

nah women are hormonal and weak both physically and emotionally

they had some swedish game show or whatever where they put men against women on two islands. the women completely ran out of rations and never got anything done because they had to have consensus to do anything, while the men just went around and did whatever they thought needed to be done, like build benches or whataever

eventually they had to ship a few of the men to the girls' island lmao

>>574098

babe get on skype.

i got the blue pills you like.

>>574102

looking at your dumb shit face

I could probably make you eat pavement fairly quickly.

>>574104

lmao no

you're either a fat neckbeard

or a woman

unless you're popping steroids or something you can't touch me

>>574105

didn't you say you came here 3 months ago

how the fuck do you not know about the fat neckbeard that is me

>>574105

tbh why are you lying to impress people on hsg

>>574104

INTERNET FIGHT

these people

are like clones of rev

people who were/are worse posters than veef:

>this dude

>moody

>cletus, arguably

>Mr. Bad Guy?

anybody who thinks a woman could beat a man in a fair fight is retarded tbh

>>574110

mbg was was great, i miss him

>>574110

aight man that's just mean spirited

>>574110

how could you forget wonk, and how do i do it too

>>574110

mbg is hilarious "you goofy cunt"

trannies have the best armor stats in the game and killing them is a pain in the ass

ally with trannies for epic gear and to save yourself the trouble of having to fight them and kill the rest

>>574109

whats the point of sticking around to endlessly bitch about this place that clearly is not the magical land of milk and honey you call skype

>>574111

I have beat the fuck out of a fair few men.

And you look like the exact type of fuck boy who end up with a fist full of car keys up their nose and broken glass in their face

>>574117

to bitch

>>574114

I think wonk blew up while I was on hiatus? all I remember is that he's a pedo, and I don't think I was around to see that

>>574115

>>574112

he was incredibly dull and repetitive

>>574119

oh right

judaism

>>574118

i'd have to see it to believe it

i make my money off heavy yardwork and i walk like 4 miles a day to get fucking internet

>>574121

twinsies

>>574122

you people bitch more than I lol

>>574116

No she-man gives me gear. I pay the Iron Price. I shall TAKE my gear, as Urron Trannyslayer did five thousand years ago.

>>574125

i dont think thats possible

>>574123

>i make my money off heavy yardwork and i walk like 4 miles a day to get fucking internet

how did you type this and not think it sounded pathetic.

>>574127

You make it possible every time you bitch about my posts lol

vfan is a twig

i think most people could take her

what should i write on rev's christmas card

does anyone have the roxkit asphyxiation screencap

>>574131

take her and put a baby in her!

>>574131

Most people here are less than that.

>>574130

point out the bitching please

>>574129

lmao

all i'm saying is i exercise

i could see whiny niggers who sit inside all day being overpowered by a woman but living rural requires actual heavy lifting so

>>574133

why are you posting like rev posts

what are you doing

>>574137

one sec

mario, mario, plumber of shit, i dream of heaven and your ass is it

i'll flood your bowels with my seed, as anime's decreed

i promise you this, that nothing's amiss

and my plan to fuck man

is coming along with nothing wrong

you're fucked, you've sucked

too many cocks not mine, don't whine

there's no god to save you, there's naught to do

cause i am my lord and true to my word

every promise i make is one i shan't forsake

cause i'm a bishouden bitch and i'm harem rich

and i'm a fucking god in this pokeworld so see doom unfurled

i'll end your free life when i take you as wife

so ready thy anus, and, mario, join us

you'll be the top bimbo and and this shit i know

the fatter the ass, the better the lass

so you'll make a hot bab-

>>574137

pretty sure you summoned zangief by name

gg fucko

>>574136

oh my god

you people are like

the literal worst group of posters I've ever seen\

did you escape from inpatient

mods pls ban everyone

>>574144

this but fucking in its most unironic sense.

just delete the fucking board

>>574141

what the fuck is this

why are you posting an ugly black chick

>>574144

post-ironically this

>>574145

delete your life

>>574146

she was an ebin tripfag

>>574146

its rev

ban every anon. ban me. grant bans himself.

nobody is safe.

ban us all.

>>574152

he wants to kill

he will kill again

>>574153

you're a slave to my posts lol

this is the worst thread I've seen in fucking weeks

this is like dealing with middle school boys but these people are over the age of 20.

>the package from my aunt and uncle and their kids is addressed to my parents rather than to the family as a whole

... huh. did they find out I'm a tranny or do they just think I moved out

>>574157

what you aim

>>574121

like look at this guy's face he just kept fucking posting for no reason

I've never been so sad looking at a man's face.

>>574157

i'm 18

>>574158

salt lick.

I can save you.

I can save you from this hell.

Do you wanna get in the skype chat.

I know you hate me for being an unepic transphobe. But I need to save you.

>>574158

professional NEET here

i noticed this too, probably the second one. or maybe they hate you.

>>574162

DIE SKYPENIG

>>574164

what should i feed my waifu

>>574162

nah, skypechats aren't ever all that fun

thanks though, if I ever change my mind I'll be sure to ask you

>>574163

I hope it is. I'd like to see my cousins again, even if I have to pretend to be a straight cis dude to do it

>>574168

this skype group is like

ultra chill.

it's nowhere near the level of shit this place pumps out.

but it's w/e.

saltlick is my nigga... my tarot card nigga...

>>574169

can you stop

>>574169

"but it's w/e"

vriskafan why are you suddenly not spewing "SKYPECHAT IS GOD THIS PLACE IS SHIT SHIT AUGUFADFJSH MY METAPHORICAL VAGINA IS BLEEDING"

>>574169

the skypechat is shit dude

>>574170

sponge please roast the shit out of the that one greasy fuck who kept posting his face

who spammed mlp shit.

he is literally

the bane of everyone.

>>574171

I actually won't.

>>574173

not even in it half the time. not even that.

>>574172

it's shit

because you're here

>>574174

BANE?

>>574175

i'm only here a few days a week though :o)

aren't all the awful teenbros in that

>>574179

yes

>>>/insani/

raid

>>574181

nypa

i have an epic idea but i can't draw it

>>574183

what's your idea

>>574184

chicks with dicks

>>574185

chicks as in chickens

cock cock

dick a doodle doo

>>574188

a true comedic classic

>>574185

lmao....

yeah i figured

sponge's benis hole

epic hiveswap comic idea

panel 1: joey is smoking weed

panel 2: her brother jude comes in and is like "Weed is wack yo! Joey don't you know this stuff is bad for yo-"

panel 3: joey puts her finger on judes lips and whispers to him

panel 4: we see what joey is whispering and its "jude weed lmao"

its epic it has weed and a pun and memes... its epic... i know you like this idea... dont you? its so epic i laugh so hard when i came with it im sure you will too thanks

i am bad at bideo bames

>>574193

submit it to halftruth

she might spin up pxs for it

>tfw yr joints suddenly start aching

this does not bode well for Operation Non-Miserable Christmas

i hate peeing standing up

tfw you go like 3 feet away from the bowl to avoid splashing on your feet at all

sniping that bitch

come in a bit closer as flow dies down

get a drop on my foot AGAIN

fuck i hate public restrooms

>>574200

lrn2aim scrub

>>574201

no but it splashes back from inside the bowl nigguh

*sits down to pee*

uwu

>>574204

You look like die cis scum girl

*pees in diaper* uwo

>>574205

2 years ago

when i posted my selfies on mspa forums i got

"shaving your head was definitely a good idea"

i want to shit on sjws uwu

should i change my pronouns to it and become gender neutral y/n

>>574208

/

it'll be nice to be objectified if anybody ever talk about me

>>574204

i dont like this guy

>>574211

aren't you a tranny

you can choke on my semen

>>574212

yeah i definitely dont like you

>>574214

i took my chance with your kind before, friend

it's not really a good idea to associate with the mentally ill, is what i've learned

>>574211

but he is just like you

>>574216

fuck thanks for ruining my day and my life

>>574215

im intersex not transgender

jeez

okay im leaving now

do not like that guy

im sure hell fit right in

>>574218

thats even worse though

at least trannies support gender roles to some extent

>>574219

man one guy i knew was a weed-smoking literal whore

he identified as gender fluid or something because he had genital dysphoria or some shit

was at least expecting something attractive but i get this skinny ultra-neckbeard

aueughg

mfw you will never go balls deep in mario's ass

mfw you will never be able to post porn of you fucking mario deep in the ass

mfw even fi you fucked mario it would only be vanilla mario and not your true love, aryan saiyan mario

...

mamma mia

he kinda looks like a male eszett doesn't he

>>574207

did you know phantos

>>574227

>a male eszett

a male karkat

Why is Nepeta so cute, bros?

CUTE

U

T

E

>>574232

Everyone can respect a girl who knows what she likes.

>>574232

I don't fucking know. I pop in here like 4 times a year just to get some Nep pics

he nigger me

i

g

g

e

r

n

i

g

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m

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>>574241

get rev to do this

>>574242

i would, but i think rev hates me now

>>574243

you seem to be pretty good at making that happen.

>>574244

it's epic...

oh thank god, that /b/tard finally left

>>574243

He probably got tired of you whining for mouthpics, you ungrateful boicunt

>>574247

i think it's safer to assume it has something to do with me sending him a snapchat of me jerking off and convincing strangers to send his gf dickpics

>>574248

Wow you're a cunt

>>574249

he's epic...

>>574249

rev though

>>574246

nah, sponge is still here.

is Santa willing to kill people for Christmas?

>>574253

sponge's mental illness is funny tho

this whack, i'm buzzed off half a beer

i guess it's what happens when you don't drink for a month

i am black

i am africa

we are all africans

africa is the country of progress

islam is the religion of peace

>>574256

no it's not ur just a little bitch lol

>>574255

right, right. because 'it's epic...' yea yea for the lulz and all that. i don't get it.

>>574261

if it wasn't for sponge, i would never have opened my mind to the miracle of the yeast

>>574260

:((((((((

>>574262

shut up sponge

>>574264

i am not sponge. i'm not!

i am not a crook

piss cunny swede

>>574254

No.

>>574249

that's me! epicunt...

>>574269

sponge, please stop going to le 4chan

you're worrying me

>>574270

i'm going to stay off of cuckchan, don't worry... don't worry your epic little head...

>>574271

please, sponge, i love you so much,

poo poo

pee pee

hail gay satan

Drawing requests?

I gotta warm up

>>574275

roxykitten leaving cookies for santa

>>574275

peridot opening a christmas present

>>574275

two eris

>>574275

roxy sending jake a mouthpic

>>574275

kylo ren having a playful snowball fight with vader

>>574275

Frisk & Chara drinking hot chocolate together.

>han solo was almost written to have had a wookie wife

>han solo was raised by wookies

this changes everything

>>574285

I've never heard this

I refuse to believe this.

>>574286

search your feelings, you know it to be true

i want to eat potato chips out of a cute girl's buttcrack

>>574290

wow that's p great

>>574290

thank

>>574290

cute

good eri is good.

>>574291

why is Mike Ermahntraut flexing in front of a hispanic centipede?

>>574298

unbelievably epic

thank you, anon

my dick is fucked up

in the seventh dimension

and my balls are fucked up

Fuck, I love coffee.

>>574303

I love it

;-;

>>574303

man, i miss my grandpa

Couldn't hear ur sound wtf

>>574309

this pillow has a hole in it

>>574309

wanna smooch....

post more chara

>>574312

fuck off

blunderfail niggers get out

>>574248

Was it a video or was it just a picture of your hand on your dick

>>574318

delete this

>>574318

liked, reblogged, upvoted and saved

why do girls like jerks

why do nice guys like me suffer

Undertale flags when

undertale fags when lol

:V

>>574318

get out

>>574318

strange cunny

gay men are really inspiring

im gonna fuck a gay dude

>>574328

i hope you get AIDS

>>574329

why

>>574331

you're shit

>>574332

what leads you to believe that

>>574333

the facts

>>574334

you can arrive at a false conclusion even if you start with true premises

succs

but

what was the scenario?

sleeping like a normal person despite not having a normal person routine is Weird

>>574340

>>574339

not unfiltering lol

>>574336

cant you get it in pdf and convert it?

>>574342

i'd just read the pdf if i could find it but it's not on libgen or gutenberg

https://books.google.ps/books/about/The_Complete_Letters_of_Oscar_Wilde.html?id=L7FxQgAACAAJ&redir_esc=y google says there isnt an ebook but the fact you make a distinction between "ebook" and "pdf" gives me some hope

http://btdigg.org/search?info_hash=1ea0b9e6db7e607812a545f7aa62a9fad969c0b3&q=letters%20of%20oscar%20wilde im not even sure what this is

it's an mp3 so youd assume its the book but 60mbs isnt enough for a 1300 page book

i have like 13 ive started but havent finished i should probably look at those instead

>>574344

>>574345

>>574346

shut up

>>574347

not gonna

>>574348

>>574349

not clicking

not

Bad news, lads.

Hiveswap was cancelled.

>>574348

>>574349

stop trying to impress vfan its very transparent

>>574352

but... what will happen to joey...

>>574353

she filters me

and im not impressing anyone camus is pleb tier

>>574352

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>>574357

are you sponge's sidekick

>>574355

not reading

ae the nigger

>>574360

someone photoshop couldn't hear ur sound wtf onto this

spongelordfan im looking at you

>>574360

why can't straight boys take selfies from nose level

is this a height thing, are they trying to make themselves look taller?

why can't gay boys take selfies from nose level

it's always dick level

>>574365

he's trying to take a picture of his shirt

suck my butthole

>>574368

*sucks it dry*

>>574367

oh, I guess that was probably obvious in context, my bad

I'm not one of those people who gets pissy when people include their faces in pictures of other things, I think there are a lot of good reasons to do that- pictures with human faces in them are more interesting, and Hussie's presumably including his face as a reaction to his shirt, although his facial expressions are kind of unreadable- but if you want a picture that includes both your face and your shirt, you should probably just give someone else the camera, no-one's arms are long enough to make that look good

i really want to buzz my hair but prom is in 4 months

hair grows back in 4 months right

annie has the worst taste in women

i wanna fug eri in his gay fishbutt!

>>574372

>>574373

NOT reading

when will hsg truly die

>>574376

now

*unzips gun*

older gay men are also really bad at selfies

back in the early days of my hoe phase, when I was giving people lots of chances to impress me, I remember more than once I coached a dude through taking a selfie because the selfies they took themselves were so bad I literally couldn't tell if they were attractive or not

like, this isn't hard. nose-level or a few degrees higher, in decent light that doesn't cast huge shadows on your face, and holding your face in a pleasant-to-neutral expression- for some reason some dudes start scowling when they point a camera at their own face? resting bitch-face or no, I've never met a bad selfie-taker who looked that unhappy in daily life, they put on that face just for photos

>>574377

bring me the sweet embrace of death

>>574375

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>>574376

it's been dead for years

>>574381

>>574380

not READING

>>574382

laymao

>>574374

my friend and I were talking about a Mean Girls, all-trolls AU where Jade was Cady and Rose was Janis, and my friend thought Damian should be Dave which obviously makes sense on one level but like. who's more of a bitchy gay than Eridan? no-one, that's who

>>574384

"you

are going too far,

didn't hussie say he would give a hiveswap update before christmas? did he ever give one?

>>574385

um : ) sweatie : ) not unhiding uwu

>>574387

there is a limit beyond which you shall not go

glad i don't have to read those awful posts

>>574386

he said before next year, so he still has a week or so

one day, hsg is will be a whole bunch of people who all filtering everyone, shouting into a silent void on an imageboard

also Regina was Vriska- obviously- and Rose <3< Vriska was endgame. god, I should actually write that

>>574390

oh okay

i want to call him out on being........ BUSTEDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>574391

hsg won't is be that it already is that

you guys remember when BUSTEDDDDDD was an mspa meme?

like when hussie would take questions on his formspring and some people would point out plot holes in homestuck, and he'd reply with "i guess homestuck just got................. bustedddddddddddddddddddd"

man i miss 2010 or whenever that was

i was buying a book for my mom when a middle-aged woman next to me put her hand on the book and said "i recommend this book, i really loved it"

it's odd when things like this happen

also i'm eating butter cookies

the ones in the blue tin can

bustin' homestuck

makes me feel good

>>574397

>spoilers don't work on bideos

lame

this song is so good it gave me a boner

Shame casts her face