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>>574416
thank you my epic lad
No.574423
and you're always ALMOST PUNCHED
No.574425
AND I HOPE I CAN CHANGE
PEOPLE ARE DYING I HOPE I CAN CHANGE
but oh my god
IT'S SO HARD
and what if this
is who i am
No.574426
I always wanna start new Quests/adventures and I never wanna pick up my old ones
maybe if I actually take some time preparing this one I'll keep it up...?
No.574427
>>574426
i kind of want to start another hsgquest, it's been ages since i did one and it'll be a great way to break in my new tablet
maybe after christmas is over
No.574428
>>574426
make an epic quest for hsg
No.574429
>>574427
>>574428
I guess if I made it on HSG, there'd be some accountability, since anyone who was interested in the Quest would be able to badger me about continuing it. In any case, I don't think I'm ready to start it yet.
No.574430
throw some ideas at me for a hsg adventure
i'll think about them over the next couple of days
No.574431
>>574430
megane's love quest
No.574432
>>574430
A hsg adventure where we go on an expedition up your mother's ass.
No.574433
that unepic feel when you're sick and your sneeze makes you lose control of your sphincter
No.574434
>>574433
this is why us diaperfags are superior
something like that would never happen to me
No.574435
No.574436
>>574435
never heard of it
No.574438
>>574431
>Megane's epic quest to defeat the evil furry lord c1q and make chaz his Sweetheart
No.574439
>>574437
who the fuck are you
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>>574441
ah
back into the filter you go, faggot
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No.574446
you know those farts that feel really good
No.574448
>>574446
love to fart hate to poop
No.574449
you know that fart that you feel coming and get hyped about but its just a dud
No.574450
>>574449
Those are the worst.
No.574451
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No.574458
>pericat will never scratch wesley's eyes out
No.574459
>filtering the strelok
wwoww
No.574465
>>574464
that's a boy butt
No.574466
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>>574461
what compels you to do these things?
No.574468
>>574464
I hate this bitch! I want Joey!
No.574469
No.574470
>>574468
Couldn't hear ur sound wtf
No.574472
>>574471
How is your ween hole coming along
No.574473
how do i arm rev so he can fend off sponge before he ruins his life
No.574474
>>574472
i think it's getting smaller.
it's making me afraid to use vaseline, so i'm suffering
No.574476
why does hormone treatment turn everyone into an insane nutbag
and moreover what makes people decide to put themselves through it when a good number just turn around and whine about all the funny looks they think they might be getting
what kind of precedent is that to follow through on
No.574477
No.574478
>>574474
>wanking with vaseline
No.574479
>>574476
it's all obama's fault
No.574480
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>>574463
I want Joey's music to be ruined by her girlfriend!
No.574484
No.574485
>girl texts me a selfie of herself fully clothed
for what purpose
No.574486
is there a word, like "superhuman," that implies not better than the best human, but exactly as good as the best human, at a thing?
No.574487
No.574488
>>574485
she wants your 'pinion on the clothes
No.574489
women are only good when they're naked tbqh
No.574490
No.574491
naked people are boring tbqh
there needs to be some degree of clothing
No.574492
>>574490
... huh. Good answer to my question as phrased, but to me ubermensch implies a sort of holistic excellence. I'm trying to describe the quality of having peak human color sensitivity- so tetrachromatic vision with ideal neurocognitive tuning. Obviously "peak human" suffices, but if there was a slick prefix for that concept I'd prefer that.
No.574493
>>574492
A literal translation would be "apicohuman" but I can't really take that seriously, as it suggests to me a human articulated with the apex of the tongue
No.574495
>>574489
>women
>good
pick one
No.574496
>>574495
This but unironically
No.574498
and the girl i actually like is ignoring me
ignoring me should be punishable by death
No.574499
capital punishment for people who see a message then take hours to reply
No.574501
>>574488
In my opinion she'd look better without them
No.574502
>>574501
be sure to tell her that
No.574503
>>574502
I would but I'm not anon
No.574504
>>574499
write a message worth replying to
No.574505
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No.574508
>>574499
this is basically me
No.574509
No.574511
>>574509
*taps on mic*
*clears throat*
not clicking
No.574513
>>574504
stop victim blaming anon
No.574514
>>574509
for the look alone id pick just a button up shirt
but i prefer the feel of tits through a plain t-shirt
No.574515
>>574509
>socks
how do we kill the footfags
No.574516
>>574509
will you ever make a post with the word important in it that actually has something worth reading in it
No.574517
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>>574517
at least some of his posts are worth reading, unlike urs.....
No.574519
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No.574520
>>574515
but socks hide the feet
No.574521
>>574509
Where are the thigh highs you fag
No.574522
>>574519
even poopydot is disgusted by your post
No.574523
>>574522
she's disgusted by the pie you dumb faggot kill yourself
No.574524
When will wesley get prostate cancer
No.574525
>>574515
Wouldn't feet fags not like socks
plus that includes all the cute thigh highs
No.574526
Imagine a world where peridot is real
Wesley kills himself because she doesn't love him
No.574527
>>574521
thigh highs are just socks
No.574528
>>574526
peridot would love me though
No.574529
socks are bad
ban all socks
and shoes tbh :3c
No.574530
i love peridot and she loves me!
No.574531
No.574532
The thought of a white man in my chimney does not delight me
No.574533
>>574509
socks, obviously
havent you seen the ponies in socks fad?
No.574534
>>574531
how about you fuck off m8
No.574535
>>574516
>not filtering xlr
you're basically asking for it buddy
No.574536
>>574534
How about you stop being delusional fam
No.574537
No.574538
>>574535
are you that triggered by his boring arbitrary shitposts that you have to shield your eyes from it
No.574539
>>574535
>filtering
rofl get a load of this bitch boy
No.574541
>>574535
>filtering the most inoffensive trip
>filtering at all
No.574542
*spikes taco on the ground like a football*
No.574543
but socks are part of the mystery though
and they can get cute lil holes in them
No.574544
>>574541
XLR isn't the most inoffensive it's AW
No.574545
>>574535
*says the same thing every else said but in a different way*
No.574546
>>574538
it's boring
why read something boring
No.574547
>>574541
filtering the most boring trip fucciboi
>>574545
*gets more replies than everyone else combined*
No.574548
*smears shit all over the wall*
No.574549
No.574550
Homestuck The Movie
Milla Jovovich as Terezi Pyrope
Rob Schneider as Lil Cal
No.574551
>>574545
*makes a statement contrary to a sensible concensus cuz ima rebel w/out a dong*
>>574546
you dont have to, just scroll past it
nobody can force you to read anything but your own self
No.574552
man how fucking GOOD was force awakens?
No.574553
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>>574552
It was 6/10 on a scale where 0 = absolutely disgusting shittest shit ever nad 10 = 10/10 god 10/10 that's the best movie humankind produced
No.574557
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>>574551
why not filter at that point
god you're retarded
okay you're mentally filtered now
No.574560
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>>574559
because it takes less than a second to get past it
man you are some kinda weenie
No.574563
>>574553
>>574554
really? what were your problems with it?
i feel like the similarities to new hope/empire strikes back are nice but a little much sometimes
No.574565
>>574563
>Hey you remember the death star
>The thing we made, got blown up, then made again with the same exact flaw
>This time, let's just make it REALLY BIG, but it still has the same exact flaw
No.574566
>>574563
the callbacks were a bit much
the dialogue was pretty forgettable
i hate the fact that there was a death star that they made ten times larger for no reason and destroyed ten times faster than the old one, it seemed really trivial and incidental, there was never any real sense of danger
poe and rey were OP af
finn was the best part of the film
No.574568
Star Wars fans are the Homestuck fans of sci-fi
No.574569
>>574568
Alrighty then, who are the SU and MLP fans of sci-fi?
No.574570
>>574569
firefly and star trek
No.574571
what is the shrek of sci-fi
No.574572
>>574570
We need to go deeper.
Who are the Homestuck of anime?
>>574571
Cube (film series)
No.574573
No.574575
i love you, hsg
i feel like i don't tell you that enough
No.574576
>>574575
*gives you a hug, but with my buttcheeks*
No.574577
No.574578
>>574576
oh yeah bb, ug my dick wih those fat cheeks
No.574579
>>574577
Take him and go away.
Neeeext!
No.574580
happy christmas eve, fags
No.574581
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No.574583
>>574580
merry christmas conksuck
No.574584
>>574580
In name of Jesus Allahu Akbar, Buddah.
No.574585
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No.574586
>>574575
*holds mistletoe over us*
;)
No.574587
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No.574591
holy shit, enya
now this is momcore
No.574592
poe and finn are boyfriends
No.574593
No.574594
Oscar Wilde. What a tiresome, affected sod.
No.574595
No.574596
finn is rey's boyfriend and poe is finn's boyfriend
>>574593
fuck you im not moody
No.574597
>>574592
i wish poe had more screentime
also the silver stormtrooper lady
No.574599
>>574597
people already ship captain phasma and rey and honestly it's a good ship
i ship it black
No.574601
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No.574603
>>574602
*kills you with kindness*
No.574604
No.574605
*mastu88s while ine8ri8ed*
No.574607
No.574608
*sluts it up for joey's sake*
No.574609
>>574604
get cucked on, nerd
No.574610
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No.574613
i'm drunk and horny and i wish i had somebody to stick their dick up my ass
No.574614
>>574613
mmmmmhhhh
what's up bbybutt?
No.574616
No.574617
>>574615
truly a stealer of hearts
No.574619
for a movie with no white male lead force awakens was very good
No.574620
>>574619
it's funny because kylo ren was the best thing about that movie
No.574621
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>>574620
>jews
>white
cmon sponge
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>>574628
get trolled on, fagboy
No.574630
today in hsg
grant gets a trip
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No.574634
lads
i really wanna fuck chara
No.574635
Die Hard is here, Die Hard is here, Die Hard is here /7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZcA44Q7pxk
No.574636
>>574625
not all jews are white but adam driver is definitely a white jew
No.574638
No.574639
the best christmas game is snatcher
No.574640
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No.574642
the best christmas present... a le mouthpic le...
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>>574638
hey do you have any bloody mouth picks
No.574645
>>574644
what the fuck kind of question is that
no
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>>574645
i like amateur mouthpiCripKillers and bloodplay
do you seriously not have any
No.574650
>>574649
kill yourself pls
No.574651
>>574649
>hey guys where can i find books on philosophers
>hey guys check out this quirky music vfan might like
>hey guys got any bloody pics i like bloodplay
you're so sad
No.574652
which homestuck would you selfcest
No.574653
No.574654
>>574651
do you not know who oscar wilde is
No.574655
dream pop isn't quirky it's just godly
No.574656
>>574649
no dude
blood isn't that sexy, unless it's mine
even then. kinda gross
No.574657
No.574659
will the real grant please stand up, please stand up
No.574660
No.574661
>>574656
>blood
>gross
> >>574658
>hot
No.574663
>>574661
blood is unsanitary, you might as well be into scat
No.574664
No.574665
you know what else is unsanitary? kissing, sex, any form of cuddling, human contact
No.574666
i guess all forms of human contact are like scat
im unironically triggered
how can you be that autistic
No.574667
>>574665
good thing you will never experience any of those then, isnt it
No.574668
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>>574665
you know what's unsanitary, mentally at least
convincing yourself that you like everything your crush likes in some vague attempt to get her attention
No.574670
human contact us overrated tbh
No.574671
kinkshame me, i'm filthy
i think human contact is rad
No.574672
which homestucks would you pick for your bowling team
No.574673
>>574671
do you think sink maggots are rad
No.574674
>>574664
>>574665
enjoy youre aids dude
No.574675
>>574673
no
sink maggots are unrad
No.574676
>>574669
>crush
>>574667
you're not gonna recover from calling oscar wilde a philospopher buddy
No.574677
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No.574679
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>574676
Oscar Wilde is a cartoon character.
No.574680
>>574676
nah that wasnt grunt that was me
No.574681
is ae the world's least likable human being
No.574682
No.574683
unsanitary, mentally at least
>>574679
not unhiding
No.574684
>>574682
Hey. I hope you feel better for the Holidays.
No.574685
>>574679
New venture never ever
No.574686
>>574685
They're running out of korean art studios willing to draw everything by hand.
No.574687
>>574684
I would have you skinned alive if it lessened this bone aching, eye burning, head throbbing agony for one millisecond
No.574688
how do we kill the chara pedos
No.574690
>>574688
dynamite up the ass
No.574692
No.574693
>>574692
fuck off goatfucker
No.574694
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No.574695
oh fuck joey fuckin adorable wtf??
#help me?? #hiveswap #send help
No.574696
lil joey all alone
i cant wait to control her every move
No.574697
>>574665
>all human contact is equivalent to playing with blood
dangerous levels or epic
No.574698
>>574696
how do you make playing a video game sound like the creepiest thing ever
you're an artist
>>574697
yes that is what i said
good quote
No.574699
>>574698
thank you i thought it was a good quote
No.574700
okay say you're hanging out with a qt
she cuts her finger on something
do you *not* suck on it for her
No.574701
No.574702
"ew no that's unsanitary" -perma virgin
No.574703
>>574700
of course, I'm a le epic vampire after all
No.574704
>>574700
i hope the next finger you suck is an AIDS finger
No.574705
No.574706
>>574704
most people don't have aids you retard
and ive never tried another persons blood but i did get a girl to lick her wound in front of me once "because saliva speeds up healing"
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>>574704
contracting aids orally is hard
No.574710
>>574708
That didn't stop you
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>>574709
i hope you get pozzed up the neghole
No.574713
>>574710
ooooooooooooooooooh
No.574715
>>574710
but i don't have the aids, fam
No.574716
i drank these beers too fast and now im dizzy
No.574717
No.574718
if there is any justice in the universe ae will get AIDS
No.574719
>>574701
why not both
wait that's hard vore
okay let's not go there
No.574720
>>574718
anon these are unhealthy thoughts
No.574721
putting a knife to ae's thigh artery
No.574722
figures sandman would be into bloody chicks
No.574723
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No.574727
>>574726
:(
you can't just skip to the end like that
No.574728
if i could stab ae with a syringe full of AIDS i would
No.574729
No.574730
i'm glad AIDS exists, so ae can get it
No.574731
"unsanitary"
i can't believe you guys can still surprise me
after all this time
you find new ways to be stupid
No.574732
pot of greed
more like pot of weed!
lmao
No.574733
>>574729
stalkers soundtrack is fantastic and firelake composed some excellent tracks
No.574734
ohhhhhh
this beer's 10%
thaaat explains it
No.574735
god invented AIDS just so ae could get it
No.574736
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No.574739
stop spamming your shit you nigger
how does it feel being worse than wesley right now
No.574740
blood orgy yaaaaaay blood orgy
No.574741
we're spamming our fetishes now?
No.574742
*shoehorned underclass struggle subplot*
No.574743
>>574739
fetish spamming is more of a spongelord thing
No.574744
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>>574743
this one is a gif btw
No.574747
>>574745
that would be pretty epic actually
No.574748
>>574741
with our fetishes combined we'd be unstoppable sam
we can rule the universe
No.574750
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>>574748
you dare put yourself on the same level as your lord...
No.574753
>>574752
vfan is my one and only god
No.574754
mr. gorbachev, tear down this thread
No.574756
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>>574757
her mouth is epic
i got cucked by this girl btw
No.574760
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>>574761
are you gonna post piccs or what
No.574765
*puts the hurt on yo dick*
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No.574767
http://www.santa.exposed
Gotta go, be sure to check on my status.
No.574768
>>574764
>white males can't identify with another white or another male
most image board posters are of the Cuck Ball variety anyway
No.574769
what about bb-8 makes him a cuck anyway? he wasn't replaced or humiliated at all, really.
No.574770
No.574771
phantos yer a cool lad my m80
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No.574773
rev post sponges dick already
No.574774
No.574775
laaaaaaaaads merry christmess ily all
No.574776
No.574777
bb-8
bb
black bull
makes u think...
No.574778
y'all have a very eri christmas now y'hear
No.574779
>>574777
glad to see that the new star wars dudes are f-zero fans
No.574780
>>574779
prep that bull son
No.574781
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No.574782
>>574781
who's this cunny bunny
No.574783
*runs out 2 the tree xcitedly mewing*
No.574784
>>574782
cmon man thats android 19
No.574785
>>574784
>android 19
>19
>1
>9
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.574787
My favorite babyanimal is Janebunny.
No.574788
>>574785
oh right that was the ginger wasnt it
No.574789
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>>574787
is it because she is fat like you
No.574791
>>574789
is wesley a rabbit
No.574793
>>574790
Yes. She also has a fedora like me!
No.574794
>>574783
Hey there little cat, these gifts are for you.
No.574796
i wanna go home and eat pizza and cuddle with my cat
No.574797
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No.574798
Time for cookies and such, bbl!
No.574799
>no gf to spend new years with
>the coolest girl i ever spent new years with is dead
kill me
No.574800
>>574799
do it
you can be together forever with your coolfu
No.574801
>>574799
take me out with you please
No.574802
>>574799
you'll always have homestuck general
No.574803
>>574799
What girl did you snapchats me, sponge? She was having none of your shit.
No.574804
>>574803
what? thedutchess3 is rev's gf, i think. not sure what you're asking
No.574805
>>574799
have you considered
*sticks my dick through the hole in the side of your dick*
a bf instead
No.574806
don't do it sponge... don't get his unepic AIDS...
No.574807
>>574805
why would i want to date a boy
they're way grosser on average
No.574808
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No.574810
want a gassy gf
NEED a gassy gf
No.574811
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>>574807
who said anything about average
No.574814
>>574813
i did you little nigger
No.574816
>>574810
no you dont
it's the worst
it smells like corn
No.574817
No.574818
all men suck at everything and nothing they do is good end of story and we need to kill off that portion of humanity and rely on genetics.
No.574819
No.574820
also trans women are men fuck them too.
but also fuck trans men.
just purify everything. scorched earth.
No.574821
>>574818
too bad none of the remaining wymyn would be smart enough to figure out how to reproduce without males
No.574822
>>574821
then let the human race die.
it's better nothing than men.
No.574823
fugg er roight in de pupsy
No.574824
>>574816
i live in the corniest part of a state filled with corn and there doesnt seem to be any smell to it
No.574825
>>574822
ok
start with yourself
No.574826
>>574818
yes
but
girl farts smell like corn
not good corn smell either
No.574827
>>574820
you're not being a very good liberal, dude
No.574828
>>574825
We're getting rid of men sweet heart.
start with yourself.
No.574829
>>574828
i'm not a man tho :/
No.574830
>>574827
you're not a very good rightist.
No.574831
>>574829
people who get in the way will be shot
No.574832
i'm just a little /b/oy...
No.574833
>>574830
i'm not a le rightist...
No.574834
Here's another really good idea.
kill eszett.
I hate that dude.
No.574835
>>574832
this but unironically
No.574836
No.574837
No.574838
>>574828
you cant say "We're" like youre doing something and then tell someone to do it for you
wait shit i forgot thats how communism works
too bad this is amurrica
No.574839
>>574834
this but unironically
No.574840
i want ezsett preserved in a block of resin i can use as a table
No.574841
>>574838
this is the corniest thing I've read today and wesley threw a tantrum because I admitted I still didn't like him for being a bastard.
No.574842
>>574824
my man, you smell those farts
and you will know the smell of corn
No.574843
I blew up at eszett last night and really, the only people who defended him were the two other girls there.
and you know what.
kill them too.
No.574844
>>574834
why do you hate everybody?
No.574845
No.574846
>>574844
why
wouldn't
I
hate
eszett.
No.574848
if the majority of what you type is either how your smoking weed or posting your generic twink body
it's time to go. you had your best shot, but we need to get rid of you.
No.574849
thinking back on the year gone by
not much has changed
this sucks
No.574850
you can smell me fore you see me
No.574851
>>574846
you posted the poor guy's nudes without consent and never apologized
you should feel guilt and not hate
or maybe guilt in addition to hate
No.574852
kill every human... but save the goofballs...
No.574853
sponge
what's your least favorite thing about eszett.
you say first, then I'll say mine.
and we'll keep going until we run out of things we hate about eszett
which will be
fucking
never
No.574854
>>574842
what if i dont wanna smell corn
No.574855
>>574851
that reminds me
someone post vfan's nudes
No.574856
b hates mbg. if someone is offended by mbg's harmless spazzing it's a sign they're mongo as fuck
No.574857
>>574854
then whatever you do, for the love of god
do
not
smell
the
F
A
R
T
S
No.574858
>>574848
i thought generic twinks were skinny
No.574859
>>574851
really
he laughed at me when that shit happened to me
and that shit, has ruined me fucking emotionally.
and he did some little fucking dig at me the other day.
when his BULLSHIT ugly fucking body got deleted in two seconds and mine took several days.
the fact he still bitches about it is fucking astounding.
and he has even the fucking slightest nerve to think he can talk about me like that when he started this bullshit I've had to feel and
he talks about weed non stop about smoking weed and it is fucking ANNOYING
I hate him. I really hate him. He's a fucking worm I want to stab him to death until there is nothing left of his body to stab.
No.574860
No.574861
>>574858
you're right
he's just a generic faggot
No.574862
>>574853
i hate their fucking pretentious know-it-all attitude, man. too fucking smarmy
especially when they think they've done no wrong
No.574863
>>574862
YES
Ok ok here's mine.
I hate when they post their dick randomly in the chat FOR NO FUCKING REASON
and then get angry when I post their nudes they would have posted regardless.
No.574864
oh yeah she definitely jacked her wang in front of her roommate too
No.574865
>>574857
that sounds like a challenge
fuck you anon im gonna do it
No.574866
>>574863
as if you don't spam your dick in here all the time
No.574867
>>574866
that's all I do tbh
No.574868
>>574859
that is not the reaction a normal empathetic human should have
you sound like a psychopath
No.574869
>>574863
their victim complex too. or how they're literally always condescending and/or rude to people they're responding to, and yet they act fucking bamboozled when it happens to them
No.574870
>>574868
I am not empathetic for a dude who posts his dick and body all the time in the chat like it's his personal fucking closet
and then bitch and moan when someone does it anyways.
No.574871
>>574865
"Those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it."
- Obama
No.574872
>>574869
here's another thing
I hate that time they acted like they were a bad ass for a campus cop investigating their room for smoking weed and when the cop almost opened his "weed drawer" he said it was his butt plug and told us all because he thought it was impressive or some shit
so they can live blog about smoking weed
F U C K I N G
No.574873
i think B is responsible for one of my few bans on here...
No.574874
>>574870
hmmmmm wait maybe you are empathetic
you seem to be desperately rationalizing your bad behaviour towards this poor dude
No.574875
all jews suck at everything and nothing they do is good end of story and we need to kill off that portion of humanity and rely on genetics.
No.574876
>>574874
You seem not too empathetic about me considering my nudes get posted more than his ever did.
And considering he laughed at mine the first time they got posted. I want to fucking strangle him until he admits that all he is is a weed smoking fucking faggot twink dude and he'll never remotely look or be a fucking woman.
No.574877
I just
Fuck I hate that dude.
For hitting me up only to want to role play fucking me and beg to meet up.
to everything else.
I just
want him to fucking eat wet concrete
No.574878
No.574879
>terf
vfan i thought you were better than this
im disappointed in you but it's nothing we can't overcome
No.574880
>>574878
Oh at this point
I'd fucking love to meet eszett >:)
No.574881
>>574871
more like 'those who dont know history are doomed to learn it'
fuckin obabo talkin shit about edumacation like that
what kind of example is he tryin to set here anyway
No.574882
self-hating tranny vfan is my favorite vfan
No.574883
>>574876
i can't speak for other anons, but i feel bad when anybody's nudes get posted without consent
or when anybody explodes on hsg because of their issues like you and ezrett and roasted and (kinda) zwid and (kinda) moody and (maybe) igpd
you know, like a well-adjusted normal person
No.574884
No.574885
No.574886
>>574882
go suck eszett's weed farm off his man dick you dipshit fart guzzler
No.574887
>>574885
*smootches yer booty*
No.574888
>>574883
A normal human being at this point wouldn't expect me to not harbor resentment and animosity towards this dude.
No.574889
>>574884
vfan covered in burns because the idf accidentally dropped willy pete on her own position instead of the palestinian school
No.574891
>>574887
yes, you. fuck off
No.574892
>>574889
you covered in burns because you keep begging me to roast you 24/7
No.574893
No.574894
>>574893
wasnt your first post B thirst
No.574895
>>574893
then get cucked by him I'm tired of you now.
No.574896
http://strawpoll.me/6358249 let's see if vfan still has her vpns
No.574897
>>574888
my man
it's called not holding grudges
it's called letting bygones be bygones
and it's one of the big signs that somebody is a mature adult and not a whiny baby who complains about shit nobody else cares about
No.574898
Let's just cut the bullshit and admit eszett has always been more of an attention whore than I am.
the dude posted child porn of himself when he was in high school and kept doing it and I'm ashamed of all of you for not banning him when that happened.
No.574899
>>574891
*smootchy-bootchys that boody and blows a raspberry*
PBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTHTHT
No.574900
>>574897
An actual adult doesn't expect people to be friends.
Sometimes things fall apart and sometimes people hate others. It's what happens.
Sooner or later, you're gonna learn that, and actually become an adult.
No.574901
>>574896
it's a vote on eszett btw
i wasnt going to explain but then i remembered all the white noise tripfags do that shit without explaining so people are less likely to vote
>>574894
it was indeed yes
not really attracted to her anymore though
ive been feeling p gay lately for some reason
>>574895
wouldn't cuccing me mean her fuccing you
No.574902
No.574903
aren't we overdue for another good mecha anime
No.574904
>>574900
nah, angsty grudges are 100% high school teenager shit. learn your psych.
No.574905
>>574902
I wonder if eszett's room mate fucked him over and his friends didn't let him now about it, because he is unbearable and everyone hates him.
nah it couldn't be.
No.574906
why eszett though
did you realise she's the only likable person left who isn't vris
No.574907
>>574904
expecting people to forgive and forget is going to bite you in the ass.
No.574908
>>574906
i'm like six million times more likeable than ß
No.574909
>>574904
forgot your space
No.574910
>>574900
nobody said you had to be friends
however there's a difference between "hate" and "someone should kill so-and-so, so-and-so is a worm and i want to stab him until there's nothing left to stab, let's make a list of all the terrible things about so-and-so"
No.574911
>>574906
you and eszett are the most unlikable people here and, I'm the biggest yenta on earth.
It's time to go away.
No.574912
>>574908
not really no
but it's not like you're going to b8 by attacking yourself that would just be weird
No.574913
>>574910
we're having fun...
No.574914
>>574910
It tends to happen when he's the source of an insane amount of emotional turmoil I've been through.
he was the start of all of this actually.
Why shouldn't I be infuriated? Exactly?
No.574915
No.574916
sponge is like.
cuter than eszett in every way
No.574917
>>574907
i don't do anything that warrants that concept
>>574909
what space?
No.574918
honestly im the biggest most unlikable piece of shit here
No.574919
>>574917
you're only human.
sooner or later you'll find yourself in the position
No.574920
i don't even have anything close to a personality i just do whatever retarded shit comes to me and i claim it's because im being ironic
No.574921
i haven't even read 20 books in my entire life time i just skim wikipedia articles to look like i know what im talking about
No.574922
>>574919
then i'll be the one to forget about it. who has the time?
No.574923
and i havent lifted in 5 months and even when i did lift i didnt get big im just a skinny unathletic unattractive fuckass
No.574924
>>574914
i mean, i'm not the emotions police, don't let me put a damper on your unquenchable rage
but that sounds really dumb to be honest
who the fuck cares what a random person on the internet says, you two have never interacted irl, he is basically just some words in a chatbox to all of us really
what could he say over the internet that could cause such insane emotional turmoil??? he literally has no effect on your personal life other than what you let him have
No.574925
>>574916
oh vfan!!!~ uguu!!!~~~
No.574927
ive spent ridiculous amounts of time on hsg without contributing anything or making any friends because everyone can immediately detect how unlikable and retarded i am
No.574928
>>574927
I didn't let that stop me
No.574929
>>574913
it only seems like you are having fun
it seems like vfan is doing it for therapeutic purposes
No.574930
>>574922
you say that now.
I'm speaking about sex and romance. It's going to hurt you harder than you think you could've been hurt. And you're going to hate. It happens to literally everyone eventually.
>>574924
It sounds dumb
but I've been through a ton of bullshit abusive relationships and I've been sexually abused
touching anything close to that is when I no longer harbor anything for you but the coldest kind of hate.
No.574931
my favorite hat is a pair of boners
No.574932
What the nigger is this thread
No.574933
No.574934
No.574935
i have 0 redeeming qualities
i am just absolute shit
No.574936
>>574929
everything i do is for what i intend as having a therapeutic purpose
No.574937
i forgot about the likable part shit
No.574938
>>574926
No!!! Joey tried to hang herself again
No.574939
If santa wants to give me a present tonight for my first Christmas tomorrow why doesn't he sneak in my room and fucking kill my ass.
No.574940
>>574938
and she did it
the absolute madman
No.574941
>>574930
alright, well, i don't actually care that much and it sounds like you have your reasons
just try not to whine so obnoxiously about it, nobody here cares about your drama except maybe ae and sponge
No.574942
>>574941
he said on his twelfth reply
No.574944
No.574945
>>574941
fine
I'm just angry the only person I can love as a friend here has a soft spot for eszett and doesn't like when I have my very justifiable dislike of him.
it's set me off into yenta mode. I needed to just get off my chest how much I hate him for everything.
it feels better now. whatever
No.574946
>>574943
hey you
do me a solid and faceplant into a bucket of gravel
No.574947
>>574940
Rest in peace, Joey...
No.574950
can someone please permaban megane
No.574951
the real megane saved the images to his computer
No.574953
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No.574954
No.574955
every time I see peridot I think about wesley and every time I think about wesley I think about tearing him apart.
No.574957
536 replies? are the threads not broken anymore?
No.574961
my tree fell and broke ornaments on my nieces head and i was not quick enough to stop it
i must train my reflexes....to protect my loved ones....
No.574962
Men love with their hearts. Women love with their vaginas.
No.574964
>>574957
itll start shitting the bed around 600
someone said something about the older bigger threads getting pushed out of the archive
No.574965
No.574966
My brown eyes reflects my personality pretty well. Shitty eyes for a shitty person. I kind of like them even
No.574967
brown eyes are pretty when you see the sunlight shining on them
No.574969
>>574968
i did not consent to this
No.574970
dot you should get back on skype sometime.
miss you babe.
No.574971
>>574961
on christmas? the day when jesus's power peaks?
no. jesus was controlling that tree. your niece must be a demon or muslim or something
you can't fight the j-christ
No.574972
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No.574973
You can only post ITT if you are glad to be a male with a superior, powerful male brain.
No.574974
Life would be better if we could get aroused by dick. We wouldn't have to bother with women or their fuelish games
No.574975
Why do people like vaginas so much? They look like festering dagger wounds.
No.574976
No.574977
>>574975
why do people like men so much?
all they do is fuck everything up and hurt you.
No.574979
interesting the most unbearable poster here is also a man who likes men.
he's a faggot, it's like poetry.
No.574980
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No.574981
>>574977
Why can men look good without make up but women cant?
No.574982
>>574979
vfan, the new bsb?
No.574983
>>574970
ahhh sorry i will sooner or later. tonight i must try to get some sleep though
>>574971
it must be punishment for not baptising her yet
No.574985
>>574978
hey wesley
when are you going to get in the chat and quit being a bitch just because I said I still rather fucking despise you and only tried, not even attempted, being friendly towards you, was to try and keep the peace?
It's really.
really fucking awful to bottle up emotions like that wesley. I hope you understand that nothing you can possibly do can ever make me actually fucking care an instant for your friendless pathetic husk of a shell of a personality.
If you're not going to be in the chat, as long as I'm in it?
Maybe I'll get kicked soon enough and you can be back in it.
But that won't happen and you'll come crawling back sooner or later.
No.574987
>>574983
merry christmas dot.
No.574988
>>574985
don't be mean to wesley
No.574989
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No.574990
Jews are not the real enemy. Women are. Think about it. Jewish ancestry is passed through the MOTHER.
No.574991
>>574983
baptise, circumcise, and first communionize that child because a tree to the skull on x-mas eve is like all the mirrors in your house shattering on halloween
No.574992
>>574986
You know what Wesley.
You know how you posted my nudes?
And you were afraid that your face you posted would get posted here?
Maybe I should post your fucking ugly fucking mug.
Actually I'm going to do it. You did this to yourself in multiple ways.
No.574993
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW TO GET A GF.
Normies keep saying shit like you have to go to social places. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
No.574995
>>574987
merry christmas!! :D and happy hanukkah
merry christmas to all of yous, I hope you're all having a nice night
No.574996
while the normies are out expanding their dongs, im inside expanding my mind
No.574997
>>574992
wesley isn't ugly. he's cute!
No.574998
>>574993
go to a anime club and do whatevere people do there
when a girl tries to come on to you, leave, move up the social ladder, and rinse and repeat
like to a comic book shop, and then a library, and then a mall, then a bar, and then a club, and finally a ballroom
if at any level you don't have any women come on to you, move back down to the previous level and get with the best girl who offered
No.574999
>ever believing a woman when she says anything
There's a reason women are bad at science, they literally can't tell the truth
No.575001
HELP ME A GIRL HAS NEVER USED THE WORD 'SEX' IN A CONVO WITH ME BEFORE
No.575002
No.575009
>>574999
there's a reason nobody likes you and it's because you suck
the only reason grant hasn't banned you is for my amusement.