No.575000
eri christmas
old: >>574416
No.575003
i want to see wes's ugly face plz vfan
No.575004
No.575005
I am at my sexy cousin's party, but I am hiding in the closet and scared to talk. Any conversation starters I can use?
No.575006
No.575007
wwalking in a wwinter wwonderland
No.575008
>>575005
"what's up, baby butt?"
No.575010
>>574999
there's a reason nobody likes you and it's because you suck
the only reason grant hasn't banned you is for my amusement.
why do you even post here anymore.
you'll never get in the chat. you'll never make a friend here.
everyone hates you.
why are you here?
No.575011
ITT: Music women will never understand
i'll start: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXYiU_JCYtU
No.575012
>>575005
>I am at my sexy cousin's party
No.575013
>>575011
are you mad at women because I cucked you into insanity and none of us like you because you're pathetic.
No.575014
i'm gonna go fuck off permanently now
it was a nice two and a half year long ride while it lasted
peace
No.575015
just die if you gon on hsg to make friends
No.575016
>>575014
see you tomorrow bitch
No.575018
i can't tell if vfan still hasn't realised im constantly either elliotposting or pasting shit from r9k or if there's some next level irony shit going on
No.575019
>>575015
I came here to win.
No.575020
>>575015
im not here to make friends im here to win
No.575021
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No.575024
>>575022
are you just realising how retarded you've been
oh joy
No.575025
Here is Wesley's face. Use it as you will.
No.575026
>>575025
holy fuck those forehead folds though
No.575027
>>575025
i'm going to make so many scat edits with this face
No.575029
>>575025
A face not even a turd could love.
No.575030
merry christmas wesley you son of a bitch
No.575031
>i pissed vfan off so much she doxxed wes
No.575032
No.575033
>>>/peri/
YOU KNOWHAT TO DO /B/OYS
No.575034
No.575038
destroy. die. attack.
BIG LULZ
No.575039
No.575040
No.575041
Present company excluded every time
Present company, the best that you can find
Talking like a jerk
Except you are an actual jerk
And living proof, that sometimes friends are mean
Present company expect it
Present company, just laugh it off
It's better than it seems
No.575042
whats up lads why did you died
No.575043
No.575044
Present company excepted
Present company except the worst
It happens every night
No.575045
Killing it with close inspecting
Killing it can only make it worse
It sort of makes it breed
No.575047
Present company accepting
Presently we all expect the worst
Works just like a need
No.575048
Present company excluded in the night
Present company included in the fight
No.575049
Don't you want me to wake up?
No.575050
Then give me just a bit of your time
No.575051
what triggered her this time
No.575052
Arguments are made for make-ups
No.575053
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I HAD TO FALL
TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
I PUT MY TRUST
IN YOU
PUSHED AS FAR AS I CAN GO
FOR ALL THIS
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW
No.575054
>>575051
But there's a string of divorces
You go and throw your little hands up
No.575055
I miss the way the night comes
With friends who always make it feel good
This basement has a cold glow
Though it's better than a bunch of others
No.575056
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No.575061
reminder that a vote for hillary is a vote to put a literal cuck in the white house
No.575062
It's your show
Work a little bit
No.575063
>>575051
someone just beat her mystical ninja goemon speed record by a full half hour
poor vfan
No.575065
Every night's a different story
It's a thirty car pile-up with you
Everybody's getting younger
It's the end of an era, it's true
No.575066
I wanna be your jerk
Cause you in love with jerks
Revival of the jerks
You waste your life on jerks
No.575067
>>575025
someone shop it into the photo of the man eating green horse poo poo
No.575068
No.575069
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE JOKES
THE JOKES ON YOU, FUCKER
I NEVER MADE ANY JOKES
I MEANT EVERY WORD
No.575070
I'm not mad
or triggered
I have finally managed to hurt the feelings of the person who has tortured me emotionally for months through his actions, reminding me every time I'm awake of every time someone like him has been in my life.
There are two men like him left. Khan, and Eszett.
And I'm on a roll that I'm not going to stop.
No.575071
In fact, you could say.
I'm happy.
No.575072
>>575070
how about you do it on the skype chat where people care
No.575073
No.575074
>>575070
hows 'bout roxkit
No.575075
>>575072
You people are ruthless sons of bitches and are always there for me when I bring the secrets of men I need destroyed
But it's not you I'm after.
No.575077
Make me into bigger pieces
So some of me is home with you
Wait until the weekend
And we can make our dreams come true
No.575078
No.575079
who the fucks spams when they are happy? that's retarded
No.575080
>>575078
the one and only poopyfan
No.575081
>>575079
autism is a cruel sickness
No.575082
>>575079
it's called manic depressive
No.575083
>>575076
Why are you mad at me?
I managed to be consistent in torturing wesley emotionally.
You should be thanking me I've done what you couldn't have.
>>575079
When you hurt the person who hurt you harder. You have time to reflect how happy you are to the people who made it possible.
No.575084
merry christmas /hsg/
i glub u
No.575085
YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JERKS
YEAH YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JERKS
OH YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH JERKS
IM NOT CONFIDENT
IM NOT CONFIDENT
IM NOT CONFIDENT
IM NOT CONFIDENT
i get concerned when accidents happen
hate is raining down like piss
kissing my ears yeah you're out for blood, punk
don't think i want to listen to this
CAREFUL WITH THE LOVE POLICE
No.575086
MAYBE SUNGLASSES TO COVER THE BRUISES
No.575087
>>575083
if wesley stays away, thank you
No.575088
>>575087
oh it's my pleasure
No.575089
>>575083
you get a +1 for the post with wesley's facepic but a -1 for every other post so you come out pretty far in the hole
No.575090
*leaks a picture someone was stupid enough to post*
I AM
THE MASTER EMOTIONAL MANIPULATOR
I HAVE SUCCEEDED
I HAVE TORTURED HIM EMOTIONALLY
No.575091
>>575089
you'll get +150 if you cum on the wesley facepic
No.575092
MY GENIUS PLAN
ALL OF MY WORK HAS FINALLY PAID OFF
I POSTED IT MOM
No.575093
if wesley never posts again i will be vfan's best friend
No.575094
>>575091
damn that's tempting.. but i need to use the printer.. and my fam fam needs to be asleep first..
No.575095
>>575012
>>I am at my sexy cousin's party
No.575096
>>575089
I didn't just post his face.
I'll explain what I did.
When wesley came back to the other chat. I dug into him.
I told him the truth.
I told him how his future is doomed to be friendless. I told him that nothing he can do can cause love in another. I told him that every single friend he had ever made will leave him for some one better. I told him that nothing he can do can stop the failure of his existence aside from suicide.
And I told him I am everything that he was not and he had devastated the wrong bitch.
From this, he had a panic attack and went to egghead and does his usual crying.
He said he was sorry, he didn't mean it.
I temporarily "accepted his apology". I talked to him and every part of my skin screamed when I talked to him. I gave him advice and tried preventing myself from agonized pain, that it was so wrong to be friends with someone who made me hurt this way.
So, I waited for him to slip up.
And now, christmas eve, is not only the right time to say nothing that I ever told him I actually meant.
But to post his slip up.
It's my christmas present, from me, to you.
No.575097
>>575084
>/hsg/
rhreEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No.575099
No.575100
Wesley is a very depressed boy hsg.
No.575101
>>575070
>And I'm on a roll that I'm not going to stop.
you've already stopped
there's nothing you can do
you're impotent
you literally just posted a picture he'd shown you
you did exactly what he did you didn't one up him or anything
this isn't your victory
no one wins here
and there's nothing more you can do. and you call me powerless
No.575102
>>575096
tell me about how you stabbed a kid with a penicl in highschool
No.575103
>>575102
I never did? Never stabbed anyone tbh
No.575104
>world record 100% speedrun
No.575105
>>575103
wow guess you aren't as hardcore as i thought
No.575106
>>575103
read >>575101 it concerns you
No.575107
No.575108
Too bad about that car accident
No.575109
>>575104
> -56.2
holy fuck
is that zoast-sama?
No.575110
I haven't done much because there's not much I have to do to hurt people who escape to places like this because they hurt easily.
Byhurting someone, who loves hurting others, some have made a substantial flaw.
No.575111
ive shown the 6 people who post on hsg but arent in the skype group his face
i have finally overcome the penis
No.575112
No.575113
>>575109
Sure is!
And based on the mistakes he made in the run, it may be possible to shave another MINUTE off
No.575114
this is the highlight of vfans month
if the story is true she spent hours making this happen
and people stopped posting right afterwards
no one cared
this is her victory
pity
No.575115
what's funny about ae.
is that everyone mocks him.
No.575116
you hollow pathetic little worm
No.575117
>>575110
hit me with your best shot >:}
No.575118
>>575113
the dude is a fucking robot
No.575119
>>575115
gotta be honest i dont even care enough to do that anymore
pretty sure he just gets off on the negative attention
No.575120
what ae fails to realize is that I'm not doing this for others.
but he fails to realize a lot of things about other people. and that's why he's as hated as he is.
No.575121
how can you have this little self awareness
No.575122
No.575123
>>575119
True though.
I just filter him.
No.575124
ae, i am better than you because a group of losers on the internet like my fake persona more than they like your fake persona
i am truly amazing
No.575125
>>575121
How can you have this little self awareness?
No.575126
>>575118
His ice beam climb in that vertical shaft with the invincible bullet platform assholes was insane
No.575127
hsg, its christmasween
all-mistletow's eve
put all the hate away and let the love and holiday spirit flow
No.575128
>>575125
im having a blast lassy
No.575129
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No.575131
>>575130
it's true my good friend
you're great entertainment
No.575132
No.575133
>>575127
no, my eyes hurt and im angry because of it.
No.575134
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No.575137
Me: I managed to hurt the person who has sexually harassed me multiple times. I am very happy about this. I hurt him on a day that he'll probably remember for a while that has emotional relevance that makes him soft. He deserves it.
AE out of nowherre: NOOO! NO! *boyish squeeling* YOU JUST CARE ABOUT PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! *squealing continues*
No.575138
But I never asked for immunity
That’s the difference between you and me
All I wanted was someone who was just like me
And I hate myself for that
No.575139
>>575136
>they aren't flintlock pistols
GUN SAFETY!
No.575140
All I have to do is literally just point to the ridiculousness of ae's constant contrariness.
It's not about anyone else.
It is still.
Always.
About me.
Transparent and sad.
No.575141
>>575127
ok
*deep breath*
i am filled with love
*cums on the picture of wesley*
No.575142
>>575137
im just making sure you're aware of how pathetic you are
trivial
the whole thing
it's hilarious
No.575143
No.575144
My mother used to say
You gotta find somewhere to stay
And the more you love, the more you say goodbye
Well I can’t say she was wrong
And my love for you is strong
But I’m afraid I must be on, goodbye love
Goodbye love, goodbye love, goodbye love
No.575145
>>575142
dude why are you typing like this. shut the fuck up holy shit
No.575146
All I have to do is literally just point to the ridiculousness of ae's constant contrariness to hurt his feelings.
About how he thinks he's complicated but really all he does is easily ignorable mouse screams.
No.575147
ae is like.
going to die early anyways.
No.575148
>>575146
oh no
my feelings
what are you going to do next post a tiny low res picture of my face
why id just die
No.575149
No.575150
stop.
hold it.
...
who killed little mouse?
No.575151
>>575148
why do I have to do anything to hurt you when you hurt yourself.
No.575152
>>575151
how can hurt be real if our eyes aren't real
No.575153
Besides all you have to do is throw a tantrum at grant again for all of us to laugh.
No.575155
>>575152
how can you be real if you're the stupidest person here.
No.575156
>>575153
saying again implies it's happened before
No.575157
>>575156
hahahahahahahahahahaha
No.575158
No.575159
you do realise that you can't lie to a person
about the person himself
and then expect him to actually believe you
No.575161
well anyway this has been fun
always brings me great joy to watch a master manipulator at work
later lads
No.575162
No.575163
>>575159
what are you going to do throw another tantrum at grant for letting us know you throw tantrums at him over skype
No.575164
No.575165
I'm going to have a nice dinner
later
No.575166
time for le me to take my place of the throne
No.575167
wheres the snow who cares fuck you and celebrate
No.575169
>>575154
Forever and ever.
No.575170
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>>575171
holy shit i only knew about his behavior here
No.575174
>>575170
horsie eat a bag of shit you pathetic sack of garbage
No.575175
>>575174
sit down pal, let's talk.
what's got ya down buddy?
No.575176
>>575175
the cuckening has affected his mind
No.575177
>>575174
did you have dinner with your friends? I mean you obsess over me and insult me I would think that you'd be with at least someone. I thought you said you were leaving, but you've been here this whole time.
Do you celebrate any holidays sweet heart?
No.575178
Let me tell you hsg
I am full. Stuffed even. :)
No.575179
>>575176
oh no. :c
is it too late?
No.575180
No.575181
I'm afraid
I was the one who cucked poor ae :(
I feel so bad....................
No.575182
>>575181
and yet.................
No.575183
>>575178
*rubs dat belly* :3
No.575184
>>575181
hehehe it tickles x3
No.575185
I also apparently had too much wine
>>575184
for
>>575183
No.575186
No.575187
hsg
my own palace of suitors to be my royal concubine boy slaves
No.575188
sorry, but i'm aiming for chaz. she's very nearly mine...
No.575189
I would kill to have a boy rub my tummy right now
No.575190
No.575191
>>575189
reward us with vburps!
No.575192
>>575191
god I had a mad burp earlier
loudest in months~ ~ ~
No.575193
Maybe
maybe I need more wine
No.575195
where the hell did these dogs come from
they wont stop staring and its really fuckin rude???
No.575196
ugh...I'm such a stuffed girl...if only some heroic boy could come and save me....by giving me a burping........
No.575197
I could take the longest nap right now............
too much turkey............
No.575198
No.575199
*burps* oops......................
No.575200
No.575202
No.575203
*burps again* my goodness
No.575204
i am gonna go take a nap. my belly needs rest........
No.575205
al gore is gonna be mad youre destroying the ozone or smth like that
No.575206
is that how that works
the global warming thing
>>575204
ok night v
No.575207
>>575205
no that's farts silly
No.575208
>>575177
what
and no i don't believe in holidays christmas in particular disgusts me
No.575209
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No.575211
>>575207
fuckin knew #farts were terrorists
No.575212
>>575209
its not my birthday
No.575213
>>575210
I'll let you get away with this on account of it being your birthday.
No.575214
*swings from tree to tree*
No.575215
I need some pumpkin pie now now that I'm awake:3
No.575217
>tfw neighbors give you freshly baked cookies for the holidays
apartments are pretty alright sometimes
No.575218
i just watched it's a wonderful life w/ mom and drank wine
a very epic christmas. if only you were all here with me.
No.575221
do i need a credit card to ride this train?
No.575223
I want to forget
I want to forget
I get what I get
These Christmas blues
And that's the truth
But they come in, they come in
No.575224
>>575221
it don't need money! don't take fame...
No.575225
we should all get along, for christmas
No.575226
>>575225
only if vfan stops her le bad music meme for christmas
No.575227
>>575226
that's fair.
vfan. stop the le bad music meme...
No.575228
>>575225
eszett is in the chat and responded to me even though I clearly made where I stand on his existence clear last night.
I am. ANGRY
No.575229
No.575230
>>575228
vfan. it's christmas. we have to get along!
No.575233
No.575234
The Federation from Star Trek is communist. Accept it. If you think communism is wonderful, I guess that means you'll love this aspect of Star Trek. If you think it's terrible, I guess this means you'll hate this aspect of Star Trek.
The Federation is a suffocatingly patriarchal society, where the endless rhetoric about rights and freedoms and individuality is never backed up by actual working examples. The military has such sway over the government that civilians can be sentenced by military judges, and the government has such sway over personal activity that individual wealth has been eradicated.
Ever since the first episode of Gene Roddenberry's emasculated TNG revision of the Star Trek mythos, Star Trek has been plagued by a persistent "have your cake and eat it too" mentality. Cause and consequence are never tied together, and though there are many examples of this mentality in action, the most blatant is the writers' attitude toward freedom and strong government.
You simply can't have unbridled freedom and strong government at the same time, because one acts directly against the other. The Federation claims to offer virtually unlimited personal freedom to every citizen, but no one ever tests this claim. Billions of people live quiet, spartan, communist lifestyles. They never covet wealth, they never go ripping through space in a personal vehicle, they never expect compensation for their achievements, they never challenge the government with rebellious propaganda, they never push the envelope by producing offensive art, they never accumulate private arsenals ... in short, they never do anything to test the limits of their freedom. Supposedly, they have all the benefits of a strong government, without any of the negatives.
In real life, you can't have your cake and eat it too. Give people freedom and they'll abuse it. Give the government more power and it will abuse it. I've been accused of cynicism for saying these things, but I have yet to see anyone produce a shred of evidence to prove that this isn't true. The balance between social stability and individual freedom is one that all societies must walk very carefully; you can't simply have both. In my opinion, the only way to produce the Federation's smiley-faced corps of perfectly well-behaved citizens is to push that balance to the left. All the way left.
No.575235
>>575232
how come that one girl looks like adam driver
No.575236
>>575233
Tell me a line make it easy for me
Open your arms
Dance with me until I feel all right
It's good in the dark, good in the dark
But into the lover's light
Here comes another fight
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No.575240
>>575237
Turn on the light make it easy for me
Fill the divide fumble in the kitchen
Til it's right
What an awful sight
But there's love in your eyes
Love in your eyes, love in your eyes
But maybe that's just what your lover finds
All night!
But I can change, I can change, I can change, I can change
I can change, I can change, I can change
If it helps you fall in love
(fall in love)
[repeat]
No.575241
>when she only gives you one mouthpic
>>575238
No.575242
>>575239
no it's dj khaled
No.575244
No.575245
>>575171
i told you man
I TOLD YOU ABOUT MEGANE'S OBSESSION WITH CHAZ
No.575246
No.575247
I'm going to drink this entire bottle of chardonnay tonight before anyone else gets it
I'm feeling the christmas spirit. how unique.
No.575248
an ongetrunken first christmas eve
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No.575250
>>575249
What if. for tonight.
I'm your girlfriend? We can go out for a night can't we. It's christmas.
not anything after though.
No.575251
>>575250
i don't think i could date you for even a night tbh
No.575252
No.575253
I got fucking friend zoned by sponge jesus
No.575254
>>575252
i don't think you get me dude
you don't understand my epic suffering, or my epic needs. that's okay though, neither have any of the last three or four girls
anyway
goodnight hsg, merry christmas hsg! i love you hsg!
No.575255
No.575256
No.575257
i see a lot of you idiots here shitposting
and not posting any chara
fuck off
post more chara
No.575258
>>575257
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
yoooooooooooooooou
No.575259
>>575257
you fuck off
merry christmas
No.575260
>>575201
Murry X-mAs to you too!
No.575261
>>575257
this is actually grant. he just woke up.
:>
No.575263
>>575262
i don't know who these people are
No.575264
>>575263
im going to start calling you big nig because you are the biggest niggest
No.575268
>>575264
i'm going to start calling you cuckfag because you're a cuck and you're a fag
fuckboy, impostor, go home
No.575269
No.575270
No.575271
lmao @ cuckfag getting owned hard
No.575272
ben is getting out of control!
he's a troubled teen!!!
No.575273
>>575272
i agree
i should probably ban him, but i won't
No.575274
that feely wheely when qt gf
No.575277
i want a cute girl to strangle me with her long hair
No.575278
>>575277
yeah well i want a cute squid to strangle me with her long tentacles
but we can't always get what we want, can we
No.575279
its christmas
time for gremlins
No.575281
No.575282
before i start this day, give me something to jerk off to
No.575284
its me santa and all you homestuck fuccbois are on my naughty list
No.575285
>>575284
>fuccbois
leave the coal and get out
No.575286
real talk
I could fap to that joey swf for days on end
its QUALITY
No.575287
youre all getting a lump of coal shoved up your ass
t. santa
No.575288
>>575282
how about this chara
No.575289
No.575290
>>575288
why is this child not wearing any pants
No.575291
>>575289
hot because it will be a burning lump of coal
No.575292
Sup, fugers.
Water yo doin'?
No.575294
>>575293
what are these half-spurdo abominations
No.575295
No.575296
>>575295
did they pick that name solely for the purpose of making it harder to effectively google them, or what
No.575297
>>575296
i think it's because it originated in italy or something
No.575298
>>575297
italians are trash
never won a major war, never mass-produced a decent car, and their cuisine is basically meme-tier
No.575299
I have to go feed my fourth grade best friend's cats and I don't wanna, her house is fucking filthy and her cats take a half-hour to eat
but I already accepted the money so there's no backing out now
No.575300
>>575299
you have to watch them eat?
No.575301
>>575300
dont u have a steam friend invite u should be accepting...
No.575302
wow I definitely wasn't expecting anything homestuck related from a non gristmas source but my sister got me the first book, sweet. I've been mentioning it to her cause I think she'd like it. now if she'd take me up on that and give it a shot so I'd have someone irl to talk to about it, that would be a true christmas miracle
part 1 of this long ass day complete. i am so very sleepy.
No.575303
merr christmas hsg (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
No.575304
ho ho ho
havve a eri christmas erione
No.575305
No.575306
Шait, ain't you catholics are supposed to celebrate Christmas in the night of 26-27th of december?
No.575308
i love it when things i don't remember seeing before but are still very nice show up from my queue
like a little xmas present
No.575309
No.575310
>>575300
yeah, they each have different food and will get sick if they eat the wrong kind, which I was told (and saw for myself) they will absolutely try to do. I might be able to get away with feeding them all simultaneously this time if I'm clever, but who knows.
No.575311
>>575309
its not a gift from me but i wrote the note
No.575312
No.575313
>>575311
>>575312
omg thank you so much!!!!!
No.575314
>>575308
didn't you fuck off because hsg was 2hardcore4u
No.575315
>>575314
i get tired of it at regular intervals
weeks off, week on, in and out, that sort of thing
but yeah hearing my posts were causing people physical pain kinda hastened the last break. i was in one of my annoying hyper moods last time i was posting
No.575316
>>575299
just do it
clean her house while you're at it
No.575317
>>575299
leave a fat nasty peri in the middle of the room
blame it on the cats
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No.575319
i'm having christmas dinner with the MIL tonight but really i'd just
rather not
she and the gf have been at each others fuckin throats i dont know why this dinner is still even on
No.575320
>>575316
that house doesn't need to be cleaned, it needs to be condemned
they've smoked in there for what smells like centuries and they never pick anything up, which in the case of food items means incredible amounts of mold
it stinks and it gets into your clothes and skin and hair
>>575317
do you think I could get wesley to feed her cats if I paid him in peris
No.575321
wesley looks like an uglier hussie
No.575322
wesley looks like a beautiful child
i will make him my son
No.575324
update: simultaneous cat feeding resulted in one cat eating its food and the other two hanging out nearby acting casual like they aren't totally hoping it'll let them eat some of its wet food
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No.575326
>>575324
>not separating the cats when feeding them
come ON man
No.575327
>>575326
separate them with what? like, herd them into different rooms and close the door for fifteen minutes or something? I've never had more than one cat, I don't know the tricks
No.575328
be sure to drink your ovvaltine?
a crummy commercial...
No.575330
>>575327
basically
you do the math
No.575331
>>575228
You think I care about you a lot more than I actually do for the record
I literally don't care about you in any significant positive or negative way, so why would I care about your opinions of me or what you want at all? You did something shitty to me but I'm not getting bent out of shape about it anymore, and that shitty thing you did to me was EXACTLY what you're flipping out at wes over. You literally have to choose one or the other- be mad at me or be mad at wes. Because if you're mad at wes, then you should be mad at yourself because you did the same shit
If you want to get mad over dumb bullshit that you started and play the victim card for no reason then go ahead, have fun being a huge hypocrite.
Merry Christmas, get help.
No.575332
>>575070
Also, yes, I'm sure that I was /emotionally abusing you/ and that I "only messaged you to roleplay"
You literally only messaged me when you wanted to get off and later admitted that you only talked to me because I had a big dick
No.575333
>>575331
>>575329
why not just make two posts
because two posts make it look like you care too much?
No.575334
tbh you're all scum and deserve each other
No.575335
No.575336
No.575337
I don't care
*posts two text walls*
Really don't give a fuck
No.575338
See what skypeniggery does?
No.575340
Merry Christmas everybody!
No.575341
>had the christmas family lunch in a restaurant
>it was full of people so my mom and my grandma didnt argue with each other
>mfw it was enjoyable and time flied
this truly was a Christmas's miracle
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No.575345
merry christmas to all... and to all a happy new gland...
No.575346
>>575345
suck my christmas dick dude
No.575348
have good christmas you sons of bitches
No.575349
Yeah, shut up! To one and all o' dang y'all!
No.575351
Dreams logged: 1 (18)
Images saved: 16 (1)
No.575352
>>575347
Fröhliche Weihnachten
No.575353
merr crimmas, I got four scarves, a teapot, giftcards, and candy out the ass
No.575354
No.575355
i fuck the rock
i make it cum
No.575356
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No.575358
>gf keeps asking for a ring
>I got her 8 for Christmas
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No.575363
>>575358
> gf keeps asking for a ring
> I got her 8 for Christmas
*Ring ring*
- Hello.
- Hi GF, that's me, anon!
- Oh, hi anon.
- Merry X-mas!
- Thanks, you too!
- Bye.
- Bye
*GF going to put the cell down but then, out of suddens...*
*Ring ring*
- Yeah anon?
- It's me.
- I know, right?
- Happy hollydays!
- Um... okay..
- Bye GF.
- Bye anon.
*After this ring another one is immediately happens*
- What
- Hi GF
- What do you want? It's 2AM. What do you want of me that late?
- I just... giving you a nightcall... to tell you how I feel...
- Okay look, that annoying and creeping me out. Stop it.
- No, wait! I have to ring 5 more times. I... Hello? Hello???
No.575364
>>575363
that was almost funny
No.575366
victory goes to the swift
No.575367
No.575368
*wwalks into thread*
*begins drinkin alone at 225*
hey
its me
holiday fun eri
No.575369
>>575331
B the only two people who like you left are two girls
Funny you tell me to get help
When you're on fucking estrogen to turn into something you're not.
>>575332
True.
Then again, I was mostly fishing you for hilarious bullshit.
This is why your room mate posted your nudes and told everyone you're a tranny and your friends didn't do a thing to let you know.
You should be mad at yourself about that.
Because everyone hates you.
I should post your nudes, but it's christmas.
Enjoy sucking dicks for the rest of your misreable confused existence, Buffalo Bill.
By the way bastard, check the last thread. You're about as hated as I am, if not more so.
Only people who like you left are thirsty bitches.
Do you know why? You're incapable of admitting you might have made someone uncomfortable in a way they really are sensitive about.
It is literally not hard to admit you fucked up. but you never admit to it, and that's why everyone grows to hate you.
just fuck off and die you miserable smug piece of shit
YOU POSTED YOUR DICK IN THE CHAT AND YOU POSTED NUDES OF YOURSELF AS A MINOR AND YOU'RE GETTING MAD AT ME FOR BEING UNCOMFORTABLE ABOUT MY NUDES BEING POSTED. YOU ARE THE PINNACLE OF BULLSHIT. THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS PLAYING THE VICTIM CARD HERE IS YOU. IF YOU DON'T CARE, DON'T POST YOUR PENIS IN THE CHAT OUT OF NOWHERE
merry christmas you are the only thing brokenspacebar is right about hohoho
No.575370
No.575371
>>575370
good morning
I got a fuck ton of lingerie this morning and a bunch of comfy pjs and vinyl and things and everyone was happy about what I got them.
good first christmas. do not need a tranny harshing my mellow this morning. apologies.
No.575372
I hate eszett
soooooooooooooooooooo much
No.575373
what else could bsb be right about?
No.575374
Like LITERALLY dude.
You posted your dick in the chat and get mad at me for posting your nudes.
WHAT THE FUCK
No.575375
>>575373
nothing
but his constant encouragement of eszett to commit suicide is very commendable.
No.575376
>>575371
>do not need a tranny harshing my mellow this morning
you're only doing this to yourself dude
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No.575378
>>575374
[in bsb voice] SHE WAS ASKING FOR IT
No.575379
>>575369
Holy shit she's back at it.
GRAAAAAAAANT
No.575380
No.575381
the enemy of my enemy...
is still my enemy!
No.575383
No.575384
every time you post I am literally
I've had it. I'm done.
You can't post your dick in the chat and get mad at me for posting your dick in the thread when you post your dick in the thread.
You can't. You are physically incapable of getting mad at me about it.
You want the sexual attention towards yourself, thank me for it.
No.575385
>>575382
still more of a girl than you, neckbeard
No.575387
>>575384
jesus fucking christ
No.575388
>she can't be mad she wanted the sexual attention
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
No.575389
>>575385
sponge is more of a girl than you.
rev is more of a girl than you.
I'm more of a girl than you. Even egghead is more of a girl than you.
Bsb is more of a girl than you.
Everyone is more of a girl than you.
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No.575391
>>575389
suck my cock dude
No.575392
>>575391
you're not eszett probably but just in case you are you're very good at sucking your own dick 24/7 so why should I interrupt.
No.575393
have you ever strained so hard to shit that you gave yourself a nosebleed? this thread is kind of reminding me of that experience
No.575394
after this i'm actually wondering how can skypefags talk to vfan
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No.575396
>>575394
I'm wondering that myself because at this point I don't even think I want to be here.
No.575397
>>575394
they are lonely pathetic faggots
No.575398
>>575396
but... but then who will you use as ammunition for your arguments?
No.575399
I could post the dick pics eszett posted in the chat to show much of an poop eating hypocrite he is but I'm not feeling it I'm gonna go back to sleep.
No.575400
>>575398
my best friend eszett
No.575401
No.575402
This thread is not for dickposting.
For shitposting maybe, but not for dickposting, no, sir.
No.575404
all in all.
I've done nothing wrong. I'm uncomfortable about showing my body. Extremely so.
The only reason it happened is because I was fucked up at the time and every time I think about it I just want to literally scream and start cutting.
Eszett posts every wrinkle of his anus 24/7 even as a minor and he actually thinks he can get mad at me for being mad at him for being the ignition point for this.
I don't care if I'm acting annoying, obnoxious, or anything.
I want to hurt eszett because he deserves to be hurt, and apparently his room mate and "friends" agree with me about it.
No.575405
>i look better than esz naked
it's an abstract kind of feel
No.575406
>>575404
just fucking fuck off already
No.575407
>>575406
look
fine. I don't want to deal with this I just want to forget this place ever existed. I hate myself a lot more than you hate me right now and I deserve to lose everyone I've been close to for blowing up again and again.
leave me alone. call me shit. I want to go away because this place hurts me and it's not healthy.
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No.575410
>>575408
xlr. you are more annoying than me.
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No.575413
>>575407
or how about you just make 20 more posts about how youre going to leave
No.575414
No.575415
>>575409
>>575412
will you two die already
No.575416
>>575407
then go
fuck off
that's literally what we all want
No.575417
god just imagining saltlick and jon's fat faces makes me angry
No.575418
>>575414
why are you sorry if you did nothing wrong...?
No.575419
how can they live with themselves when their faces alone are vomit inducing
No.575420
No.575421
>>575413
probably. i'm sorry for, just generally being a terrible person you've been proven right about
>>575416
I wish I could have been a lot of your friends eventually but I think this was my last chance I just burned.
whatever.
You're right about me.
>>575418
because I'm a fucked up person and I kind of am wrong and let my emotions get the better of me right now.
tbh I don't even deserve vris.
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No.575423
tbh I'm just removing everyone from skype people deserve better than me.
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No.575426
i feel bad about it so you shouldnt punish me
No.575427
>>575420
ha, you did the weed number
No.575428
>>575421
see you this tonight, tomorrow, forever
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No.575430
>>575420
trips are bad
you should namefag like the best (me) (im the best in case that wasnt clear)
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No.575432
>>575428
the fucked up thing is you're right.
i don't even know why. this isn't for attention I just want to hurt people who have made me feel shit I really wouldn't wish on anyone. and I can't.
I can't do anything.I'm just going to separate socially from people I love here because I'm too evil to be loved back.
it's fucked up, it hurts a lot right now because holy shit I just fucked up royally.
i just. idk. i'm kind of a terrible person who tries her best to make it not so, and I kept warning people that I'm going to make them dissapointed in me eventually. I think. this is that point.
tbh. grant was pretty much right about me. and yet I have this need to come back and I don't know why. it hurts a lot and it makes me want to throw up.
No.575433
>>575429
consider yourself blackpilled
No.575434
She'll always be back until she actually gets the attention and friends she craves irl
Which is unlikely
No.575435
i don't know what I'm doing here anymore.
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No.575437
this is some moody-tier "please pity me" skill
No.575438
>>575431
because you're retarded
No.575439
>>575434
fuck off cletus stop projecting.
I have friends, I just.
it's complicated. I really care about one person here I don't want to lose and wanted to grow warm to other people like that.
I think I made one solid connection like that.
but I kind of just jenga'd the whole thing at this point because I am a confused awful manic ass hole.
No.575440
hsg should be a bloody place.
that tense atmosphere where two guys on opposite sides of an argument can start a fight at any time, the meme-or-be-memed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
4ums and tumblr should piss off and stay home...
No.575441
No.575442
dot is dead.
in your rage you...
killed her
No.575443
No.575444
it's over vfan
b has the moral high ground
No.575445
>>575437
I just don't want to lose what I worked to make because I have a lot of thorns and baggage.
I let them open for people here to get to the center, and I proved that I fucking suck.
and it really hurts a lot and it is my fault.
someone should post my nudes I can't possibly feel any worse right now.
No.575446
>>575441
JUST
FUCKING
DIE
THEN
No.575447
i don't like vfan
she's coarse and rough,,, and irritating
No.575449
kusogen what's your skype babe
No.575450
>>575449
i'm part of the threadfag faction
No.575451
tbh there's just not much to say.
i'm a broken person and this is just what happens.
No.575452
>>575450
you can have a skype account and not be a skypenig baby butt
No.575453
>>575451
i feel bad for you and immediately forgive you for everything
No.575454
>>575453
ae nobody wants to here you suck up. I don't actually care about you so your insults mean jack shit. I'm not pining for you because who would actually want to be close to you.
No.575456
No.575457
just.
I'd really appreciate it if you just kept insulting me all day so I don't have any reason to stay
No.575459
>>575454
all 143 iq points at work here
No.575462
>>575459
no but my point stands.
why are you trying to make me feel bad when
you're the person who I care the least about here.
find someone I actually care about to say these things. with you it just falls flat.
No.575721
>>575380
>>575382
Eszettt has a great body
Also the biggest dick in hsg