No.575961
I've been watching you grow into a woman, Joey!
Watching and waiting!
No.575966
it might be at least a little fun...
No.575967
>>575964
how is that even a graphic for the game though, like at what point will this image need to appear
i guess it could be a photo, but basically every other image in that post is like that, so are those all faux photos?
why would you make so many
No.575968
Joey Claire's About To Make You Her Bitch
No.575970
>>575967
Something that looked like it was a photo in the 3d version.
No.575971
>>575969
what's the betting this art got scrambled together between now and when hussie announced that there'd be news before the end of the year
>>575970
oh i guess this is possible too
still why do you need this many, do they
oh shit i know why, they all have their own troll-instagram accounts, god dammit
No.575973
>>575972
vfan you and egg have given me so much schadenfreude it's silly
I'd still say egg's meltdown was better than yours though. That one had me laughing for hours.
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>>575974
has cletus even talked to egg
No.575977
this is some kind of fake gay winter where you still have to shower every day
No.575979
please god damn it i hate this hacker crap
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>>575980
babe
all i read is
"i love you"
No.575987
i see trees of green
red roses too
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No.575989
*gears up for another round of 'sleeps in his own cum'*
No.575990
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>>575986
remember that its all in your head
No.575991
>>575989
not on jesus' birthday!!!!
No.575993
>>575989
that's how you get holes in your dick
you want holes in your dick
No.575995
sexy holes in my dick
i want dickgauges
No.575996
I was planning to stay away from HSG until the end of the holidays but I saw the news and had to commandeer my gf's phone because holy fucking shit
Has several millions of dollars really ended up as a fucking point and click flash game
Was the New York dev team really so disastrous
No.575997
No.575999
wasn't there literally something like
>they pay us to play video games and watch cartoons! it's research!
good lord
No.576000
>>575996
yeah dude they didnt do shit but to make a trailer and i think maybe a tech demo and blew everything else on king's quest
No.576001
>>575996
It was probably in part due to the actual theft of several hundred thousand dollars.
I mean Hussie's bad with money but he's not "piss away 2.5 million on actual nothing".
No.576003
I'm thinking of getting Mirror's Edge
How is it?
>>575946
I'll RTS it
No.576005
>>576002
Yea that was a huge fuck up.
No.576006
No.576007
This is just a fucking nightmare. Literally EVERYTHING they've made for this game is trashed except like music and writing. They have essentially cancelled the fucking project. Hussie just doesn't want his rep/career to be destroyed as the guy who took the money and ran, so he's shitting out this Newgroundsian disaster and trying so hard to pretend like it's what people paid for. Jesus christ.
And weirdly taking credit for Undertale was just desperate.
No.576008
>>576004
Haven't seen it, don't want to see it, will gladly file a harassment suit if he ever shows me it OR sends me another snapchat of him playing with himself.
No.576010
rev didn't actually see my dick, i was jerking through my duluth trading co undies
No.576013
>>576007
I mean it was never going to be GOOD but the music and writing were probably going to be the best parts anyway.
No.576014
>>576012
no because he'll post it here i don't all of hsg to see my Weird Dong
No.576015
>>576007
was being 3D part of the kickstarter pitch?
No.576018
>>576016
t-that's not my brand!
No.576019
i just want him to snap me back...
No.576021
couldn't snap me back... wtf...
No.576022
watch rev come crawling back when i turn into a tranny
No.576024
>>576023
he's spewish LLLOLLL
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>>576026
then you'd better go catch it
No.576030
does anybody still have spongefan screencaps
No.576031
imagine: rev's glands
HHHOLLLLLYYYYY FUUUCCCKKKKKKMMKKMKKKKKKKKKKKKKK OHHH MUUYH GOOODDDDDD LLLLOOOOLLLLLLMMMAAAOOOO
No.576032
>>576029
That was not me.
And no, I'm not Jewish.
No.576034
>>576033
Why don't you just sit on his face
No.576036
I just don't get how the decision to rent an office building on fucking Manhattan was reached. Even ignoring the evident fact that all the very temporary employees for your indie game dev studio could just work remotely and cost you nothing, why not rent fucking ANYWHERE ELSE.
What was the fucking plan here? Did Hussie think they were going to be slamming these games out so quickly and to such large profits that the rent would be a non issue? Did he think there was some inherent advantage in wrangling his gaggle of deviantArt rejects who were mostly all just working on epic troll twitter memes into the most expensive building he could afford?
This is gay.
Hussie is gay.
Joey is fucking gay and I hate her now.
No.576037
i wish i could show hsg the frothy spurts of autism that overcome me when i think about rev
No.576038
i feel strangely at peace
No.576039
>>576037
Keep sending me snaps, I'll record them as evidence for the harassment suit AND post them here!
No.576040
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>>576036
yeah nujo is pretty shit
and thats canon dude joey is ded
No.576044
>>576041
*nos how that feels*
No.576045
he's so angry at me hahaha what the fuck
No.576046
>>576042
I guess you still desperately need our attention
Or you would take your blogging to livejournal
No.576047
I literally want Joey and everything associated with her to be wiped from existence.
I want to push her into the Digital Sea...
No.576050
No.576052
REEVVVVV MEEEEE THGHE FUVKKKKKK UPPPPP
No.576054
wipe that ß off ur face lol
No.576057
>>576055
she hates me i think
i don't know if she even has one
No.576058
>I've only made 3 posts all day and yet somehow she's managed to talk about me nonstop all day long
I haven't read any of the messages but
looks like I've got a fan
No.576059
>>576058
her lust knows no bounds
No.576060
>>576058
hey pretty... wats ur snapchat lol...
No.576061
>>576058
Does eszett have a snapechat?
No.576063
>>576058
who fucking cares we're talking about blunderswap now
the worst thing is that he cant admit he fucked up
he keeps saying "everything is fine the game looks GREAT'
when it's clearly not
at least the drawing with roxy was pretty cute
No.576065
also paperseverywhere is an animator for Hiveswap
No.576067
the game looks great lol... also can u believe i created the human that created hiveswap... lol... just my legacy lol...
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>>576043
I can't believe he actually proudly showed this off. The jerky animation, the clashing art styles, the gameplay being something you could put together in literally 20 minutes in most engines... this is the big reveal of Hiveswap's transformation. This is probably all we're going to see of Hiveswap for months and months and months while Hussie bungles around in the dark again.
I'm mad guys. This is just... it's fucking... it's anti-epic......
No.576070
>>576068
wtf why r her legs so thin????
No.576072
No.576073
Why is that one stormtrooper with the shock stick in every single commercial for the new Star Wars movie now
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>>576075
vfan are you jealous b is a better girl than you
No.576079
is wonder bread supposed to be an insult outside of them being white?
No.576080
"hey guys so no one's worked on the game at all for several months and all previous progress has been trashed but it's cool i drew a 15 frame walk cycle of joey and used the unity starter libraries to move her around on a concept art background, the game's in great shape"
No.576081
>>576078
You managed to somehow get melon
No.576085
>>576083
And your personality is about as comforting as 10 measured sandpaper
No.576086
> le me: "damn, you got me. ggs"
> him: "thanks!"
Smug fucker i'll end u
No.576088
>>576063
Hiveswap is a fucking disaster in motion
Again, I've worked in actual game studios before, so I have an idea about what it's like inside a production cycle, and that thing is a trainwreck.
No.576089
>>576088
>I've worked in actual game studios before,
:^O
No.576091
>>576088
Why was the PSP game "promethus" cancelled?
No.576092
>>576090
Nah, I interned at a studio that was subcontracted under disney
No.576094
>>576093
>implying that internships are even remotely hard to get if you have actual job skills
are you retarded or what
No.576096
How long before Hiveswap gets upgraded into the all-new look of a text adventure game that Hussie binged out in one weekend.
No.576097
>>576096
>Radical Dreamers
>but with Joery
YES PLEASE CAN I BACK THAT?
No.576099
>>576098
If they have as few programmers as they claim to have it's going to be embarassingly small-scope unless they buy a ton of premade scripts and assets off of the unity store
then again with the amount of money they gathered they could have easily cobbled a game together from lego-like pieces from the store but they STILL decided to blow it all on shit like a bigger office
No.576102
>>576095
>>576100
They fucked up by not hiring a single person that had actually made a game before
That was excusable in like... the early days of game creation, but now? You need to have people that know how to make a game, because the workflow is impossibly difficult to manage without working off of past people's knowledge.
No.576103
I wonder if Hussie is still going to stick to his "actually hiveswap counts as 2 games and backers only get the first half, i didn't promise backers two games after all ;)"
Surely his fans deserve at least some reprieve from being fucked over after all this shit.
No.576106
>>576103
I fucking hope he doesn't, that'd be really trashy of him
No.576107
>>576103
they dont
the fans are gullible idiots
No.576108
>Um, ha ha, just kidding, it's all I think about ever.
a cry for help if ever I saw one
No.576109
>>576106
He's already done that, dude. Hiveswap is going to be released as 8 episodes, and Hussie labeled each 4 episode chunk as "a game", and said therefore that the Kickstarter promise of backers receiving the game ACTUALLY was only referring to the first half. Like, as it currently stands, backers will have to buy the second half of the game they already paid for.
I'm just wondering if Hussie will maybe take this restructuring as an opportunity to see how shitty that is and undo it to regain some favor with fans.
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>>576109
> backers will have to buy the second half of the game they already paid for.
> even after getting TWO MILLION DOLLARS in presales
if I were him I'd just take half a mil, get my friends to bang out a shitty game for me then give them the lion's share of the profits, then invest the rest.
I still have no idea how he blew two mil.
No.576111
>>576110
I don't think it's a question of how.
He had a lot of it stolen and then blew the rest on renting unnecessary real estate and hiring too many unskilled people.
The project was just a failure.
No.576113
what did i miss with le joey game
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No.576115
>>576043
>No resting animation
oh noooooooo
No.576116
>>576113
they've scrapped the it being 3d, now it's 2d as seen here >>576043
also still no release date lol
No.576117
Merry Toolatemas, everyone!
No.576118
joey is going to ruin hussies life
thank you based joey!
No.576119
how do we stop joeys dark power
No.576121
>>576120
joeyposter better draw this pose with joey
No.576123
Drawing requests?
I'll do only 1 (one [una {eine}]
No.576124
i got towels from the same person who gave me popcorn after i pointed out i couldn't take it home with me and that was still a better christmas gift than this update
but hey, look, it's ben!
*in shaft theme voice* ben!
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>>576124
[in one week by barenaked ladies voice] its ben
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No.576131
Why does Joey have grey eyes instead of her text color?
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>>576131
she's a shit nigger quim-guzzling milky-licking degenerate
No.576134
>>576133
now that's what i call epic
No.576136
i'm bored
can one of you insult me or something
No.576137
>>576136
you're shit
>>576135
never quit
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>>576138
your dick is really gross
No.576140
>>576136
precious zwid how's your relationship going
No.576141
>>576138
Zwid you seem like the kind of guy I could get to know and like but then immediately hate based on second-hand knowledge.
No.576142
>>576138
>>576136
you have some pretty severe emotional and attachment issues
also you really need to shave your pubes dude that shit is nasty
No.576143
>>576139
too obvious and silly
>>576140
there wasn't a relationship in the first place
i think i have another one now but idk how to talk to girls still
>>576141
ok i laughed
>>576142
eh
on the topic of pubes, i've been sending nudes to this one foot fetishist and i'm pretty sure he had more pubic hair than i did when i took that picture. it's amusing.
No.576144
>>576143
It's never too late to make friends Zwid you can do it if you want.
No.576145
>>576144
i do but they're all fucking asleep.
one of them is probably busy playing vidya games on steam.
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No.576148
having skype animate the heart emoticon when someone calls ya dick cute does something ta ya
No.576149
Skypenigs aren't people, they're ultra people.
No.576151
why's the skeleton css still here, it's almost new years
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>>576151
why would they ever leave
No.576155
>>576150
pulse. pulse. pulse.
No.576156
>>576151
spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine
No.576157
>>576154
is it part of a homestuck is dead joke
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>>576160
isn't psych kinda depressing and won't really get you far unless you spend a shit ton of time on it
No.576164
>>576160
A jew killing goyim babies, how original.
What are you gonna do next, poison a well?
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>>576169
lowest effort tryhard of the year tbh
No.576171
i got nothing else to spice up my life with idk
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>>576169
i know you have this weird fetishistic level hatred of pregnancy but im sure on some level you must realize that regardless of your opinion on when life begins or whatever that you are saying abhorrent things
>"i-i-its just a joke bro"
its literally not
every other day you spend half an hour talking about wanting to get or do abortions
its not a joke
jokes have to have jokes to be jokes
you have a weird horrid obsession because you despise the idea of getting pregnant
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>>576172
dudes.
I finally caught up on adventure time, steven universe, and bob's burgers.
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>>576177
>the idea itself is undeniably beautiful, to just have the power to stop an existence from forming as a kindness.
this is one of the edgiest things i've ever read
No.576179
>>576177
v "the edgiest" fan
No.576180
Euthanasia for the untermenschen.
No.576181
yeah i can see myself frequenting here again i guess
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>>576181
you'd unironically improve the place probably, with vfan, ae, cletus, and spacebar
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>>576184
cletus is cousinfucker
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>>576184
cletus is cousinfucker
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>>576188
I've seen this post like 7 times but didn't know bb8 was the new r2d2 thing.
No.576194
>>576192
>I don't think you relate to motherhood in any capacity since you have a dick.
No.576196
all tripfags are among the worst posters here
to say otherwise is delusional.
No.576198
>>576197
i understand that you're hurt, but that doesn't give you a free pass to hurt others.
No.576200
>>576198
its a self loathing lashing out thing
No.576201
>>576199
>it's not my choice to hurt others
Posting is a conscious action. You have to choose to post! You could have just thought "i wish xlr had been aborted" without posting, but you didn't.
No.576202
>>576201
she is being forced at boxcutterpoint
No.576203
Thinking things but not posting things, mystery for an age.
No.576204
>>576200
lashing out at babies, though? how much do you have to hate your own life to call mercy on murdering an infant that hasn't even been given the chance to reach an upswing or a downswing yet?
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>>576204
something something family pressure to have children etc
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>>576212
gee, i guess fetuses don't develop into babies then. nah, not as far as you're concerned. you shut up.
No.576215
>>576213
*knocks u the fuck out with 1 punch*
yeah.. boxing day..
No.576216
>>576212
Would you eat a fetus
No.576217
if you eat eggs, are you really eating chicken?
No.576218
No.576219
which came first, the chicken or the road?
No.576221
>>576220
you forgot to take your flag off, you freakin joker
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>>576220
Jeans and a t-shirt, so breezy. So comfortable at home, with a gun and some furry ears.
No.576225
>>576222
this isnt my computer so i dont have my reaction images but pretend i posted the dog at the fence with the funny look on his face
No.576227
The MC of Alpha Protocol is literally "Shepard in the 21th century"
No.576229
>>576228
I got you the same gift I got when I was your age. It's an arm-mounted bazooka toy, to encourage you to grow up to do that sort of thing maybe.
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>>576227
21st century shepherd man
No.576232
>tfw your spicy meme doesn't get recognized
No.576233
>>576232
whoa, I did not stay up until 4:20 AM to not get a spicy meme, friend. Which one?
No.576234
>Violet blood filled the filthy alleyway, oozing down the gutters with all the other garbage. In the midst of it lay the mutilated form of what had once been an alien child. Glaring and throwing the cloth back over the top half of the lifeless corpse, the detective shook his head. 'Just a damned kid. That sicko's getting worse. Sometimes I hate this city.' Once again, he narrowed his eyes at the manic note the Mutilator had left behind - the words 'He made me do it! Someone stop him!' written in a panicked hand. Shaking his head sadly, he tightened his trenchcoat and walked away from the scene, still shellshocked. Oddly enough, as he left, his haggard expression could almost be mistaken for a smirk as he muttered something under his breath.
>'See, that's what happens.'
No.576235
why is the pedo thread still on
jesus christ
No.576236
no
joey did not deserve this
how could they do this to her
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>>576237
this is not the joey i fell in love with!
No.576240
>>576237
Joey fell for the SS troll...
No.576242
>>576238
i forgot the fuck off option, you're right, anon.
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>>576245
joey broke all the leg machines
No.576247
hiveswap more like hivecrap LOL
No.576248
hiveswap more like thighswap LOL
No.576250
>joey will never crush your head with her thick, thick thighs
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>>576235
global report it and make sure to state its child porn spam in the report reason
thats generally the fastest way to get rid of it, assuming the 3 mods of this board are all offline
No.576254
>>576001
late reply but dude got hundreds of dollars to blitz his chakras and decided to spend it on olive garden instead, and it took him years before he actually went
he absolutely is that bad with money
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>>576254
He actually never even got it done, he just pocketed the money and made his own chakra portrait. Which ruined the whole joke of getting this weird internet guy to do it.
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No.576259
not because of the abortion stuff though i 100% support that
No.576260
abort all the babies tbqh
No.576261
we should travel back in time and abort vfan cletus and ae
No.576262
i want abortion gf
moral contortion gf
No.576263
>>576256
yeah i know, but then he said he would use it on a trip to olive garden instead, and even that took ages before he did it
and then phantos offered people reimbursement because he's got some complex with hussie
No.576264
I see now why you're all triggered by abortion
Having down syndrome, your parents probably would have aborted you but for some sick reason decided to keep you alive and let you suffer
No.576265
*sees a very qt girl that i like a whole lot*
(´･ω･`) !!!
*find out she's a lib*
*fury flows through me and my eyes darken- it's clear this anon is ready to kill*
No.576266
*unironically shits a post*
No.576268
>>576255
>pick one
you're killing me, anon
No.576269
Dreams logged: 3 (61, 77, 56)
Images saved: 4 (4)
No.576271
>>576268
you're the crazy cat dude though
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>>576273
It's still warm...
No.576275
>>576274
maybe there's still time...
*pulls out talismans and potions* we can bring him back...
No.576276
Joey's thicc, thicc legs.
No.576277
dream2
don't diie
*grab2 diick2*
No.576278
i just saw the new star wars movie
boy was that sith disappointing
No.576279
>>576278
>implying he wasn't the best new character
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>>576279
hey, i liked Strong Female Character (tm)
No.576282
at long last, the pieces are all in place
No.576283
>>576282
not so fast
now that you've finally gotten to the truth, i cannot allow you to live
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No.576288
How do we save Joey from Hussie?
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>>576288
we all have to make award winning indiegames starring joey
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>>576287
who put lipstick on that pokemon?
No.576294
>>576249
I always have to wonder what someone looks like when their ideal representation of themselves still isn't good
>>576291
?
No.576295
>>576288
we must embark...... on a joeyquest
>>576292
professor oak is a sicker fuck than he lets on
No.576296
>>576288
There's only one thing we can do
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too fast for the naked eye
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No.576302
a giant cleft chin absorbing you
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No.576304
this is abuse of the flat rate mail box
No.576305
jaws you can excavate with though
No.576306
>>576287
This artist does gumball stuff too
No.576307
did anyone save that picture of wouters profile
No.576308
>>576306
nobody needs to know that
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No.576311
was he getting seduced by alien scarlett johansson while taking that
No.576312
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
actual footage of wouter dying a virgin
No.576313
me, a social scientist who doesn't particularly like hard sci-fi: *makes a hard sci-fi story* this is a good idea,
No.576314
>>576308
>gumball's mom
>giant ass ready for fuckin'
No.576315
>>576311
stop posting so much
No.576317
i wonder if we will get more TeenMom in Hiveswap
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>>576319
Couldn't hear ur sound wtf
No.576321
>>576318
I hate this bitch! I want Joey!
No.576322
>>576292
who put lipstick on that pig
*points at ur mom*
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>>576324
now we're talking
No.576326
i cant wait for the joey thread to surpass the nepeta thread in terms of number of images posted
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>>576326
Joey has a long way to go before she can beat the Queen of the Jungle!
No.576330
>>576327
you haven't moved right
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>>576330
buddy i dont think that losers left his chair since he was 15
No.576334
No.576335
the lame unmoving rebloggery
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>>576331
:33 < tch, cute picture, but i have to end this now
:33 < *teleports behind you*
:33 < nothing purrsonal, kid
No.576338
>>576337
*is a ghost*
*stabs you to death*
No.576339
dance with the libby get down (dance with the libby get down)
cause libcuck nights are always the best in town
No.576342
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DUDE
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
L
M
A
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>>576342
oh god
oh god it is
No.576345
>>576342
these memes were already dated when the development started
what are you doing hussie
No.576346
>>576345
every one of hussie's cultural references has been dated so far
why not this as well
No.576347
>>576345
but was it dead in 1994
No.576348
>I believe one of the most valuable lessons that comes with growing up is gaining the wisdom that gently informs you when it's time to retire a meme.
No.576349
>>576342
how much lamer can hussie get
No.576350
All your Joey are belong to us!
No.576351
i hope hussie gets punched in the mouth tbh lads
and the guy can yell 'falcon punch!' when he does it because hussie loves a dead meme
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No.576355
can you imagine what hussie would look like with swollen lips
No.576356
>>576355
i cant
is already happen
No.576357
my best friend from fourth grade: we should hang out sometime!
me externally: okay, bye!
me internally: absolutely not, bye!
No.576358
Libbycupcakes, cuckin' libbycupcakes
Cuck some libs and put 'em in a cupcake
Libbycupcakes, that's what I'm gonna make
Libbycupcaaa~kes
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No.576361
my best friend from fourth grade: we should hang out sometime!
me internally: anxiety
me externally: silence
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No.576363
tfw reading all those butthurt comments on the kickstarter about "i wish they didn't keep us in the dark"
No.576364
No.576365
my best friend from fourth grade: we should hang out sometime!
me externally: ehh...
me internally: who are you?
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No.576369
>>576334
>>576336
>don't like big milf asses
You can't keep lying to yourself
No.576372
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>576370
literally playing it rn
No.576373
No.576374
will joey become 1D in a couple months after the development gets restarted again?
No.576375
joey devolving into a dot
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No.576379
i should redraw that, but put more effort in than none at all
No.576380
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No.576381
>>576380
where the dinocock
No.576383
>>576380
What's up with that filename
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No.576385
>>576382
at least she lost that weight
No.576386
>>576382
My my, the new diet is doing wonders!
No.576387
can't believe Joey got herself one-dimensional and here I am just realizing that I ate 1500 calories worth of White Peppermint M&Ms alone
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No.576389
>>576381
Deep in your throat
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No.576392
are you having a happy kwanzaa hsg
No.576394
i meant every single word
No.576395
out of wrapping paper, out of scotch tape. hsg simply has too many autists
No.576396
has toby thanked hussie for acknowledging his game yet?
No.576397
>>576396
no, the ungrateful cunt. after all hussie's done..
No.576398
i can't believe hussie literally gave birth to toby fox
No.576399
Joey is a slut! A whore! A cum-drunk skank who never stops craving dick!
No.576400
>>576399
Shush, Joey, we know.
No.576401
>>576398
it was a virgin birth btw
No.576403
>>576401
thank god, I was worried for a moment there
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No.576408
New fetish idea: cuck-rape.
Let me set the scene: a numale lib is very excited about watching his femhandler get fucked by a big black bull as he watches and masturbates from the sidelines. But as he walks into the bedroom, she locks the door behind him and he realizes all too late that Jamal isn't present. She has regular, missionary, non-consensual sex with him, and he is too afraid of oppressing her to tell her to stop and cuckold him as he desires.
Thusly,
Cuck-rape.
No.576409
damn girl, your eyesocket feels so good around my cock
No.576410
>>576318
see tho
but what is exactly the point of anal as a girl
there is none so why. doesn't make much sense. This image seems very unrealistic, that cat would actually be in an immense amount of pain.
smdh just be more realistic -1/10 apply yourself
No.576413
>>576410
the only point of sex is procreation
No.576416
>>576413
literally incorrect
No.576417
No.576418
why does pam always look like she was crying off-screen
also michael really doesn't have anybody to close to him in his life does he
am i overanalyzing or are there really depressing aspects of the office
No.576420
yar har fiddle dee-dee, being a numale is alright with me
do what she says 'cause a libcuck pays fee
No.576422
the point of sex is to ejaculate
No.576424
didn't vris like anal despite being a lesbian
No.576425
the purpose of sex is to ejaculate in the general vicinity of a f.emale
No.576426
>>576410
the 8ooper isnt just for the 8uoys.....
No.576429
the purpose of sex is to able to extract mouthpics later on
No.576431
>>576410
>>576427
???????????????????????????
No.576432
>>576431
vfan's definition of anal does not include putting inanimate objects in your butt
or something
No.576435
vfan is only consistent at being inconsistent
No.576436
>>576434
have you ever put anything there?
No.576437
>>576434
god you're confusing
this isnt just me right
No.576438
>>576435
and incontinent Dx
No.576441
No.576443
>>576440
well i mean
fine lets waste time trying to untangle this mess of a conversation
first you make a point of not liking anal which is fine, then also deciding that because you dont like it it's irrational for any other female to like it
anon points out that vris allegedly likes it, which you somehow interpret as an attack on her lesbianism
then worded in a way that makes us assume you think that anal without a cock isnt anal?
anyway had you just said this in the first place i'm sure there wouldn't be any confusion whatsoever
No.576444
personally fuck anal i dont want anything near my ass
No.576445
No.576446
>>576444
yeah stuff coming out is bad enough
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No.576450
>>576448
>>576449
god i hate the way you type
No.576451
>>576435
and incontinent LOL
No.576452
No.576453
I don't remember if the female prostate/Skene's gland is anywhere near the rectum, but it is essentially identical to the male prostate, such that it's a little passe to distinguish between the two organs
also depending on how deep the clitoral wings are, some people get some clitoral stimulation from anal penetration. inb4 "what the fuck are the clitoral wings," just like the penis the clitoris consists of two spongey erectile bodies, and in the clitoris the two diverge below the visible portion of the clit, looking something like wings. Now You Know.
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No.576455
>>576453
what if girls could fly with clitoral wings
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No.576458
>>576455
what if the scapulae were as sensitive and erogenous as the clitoris
No.576459
>>576453
the skene's gland is attached to the urethra, and it's kinda intertwined into the g-spot
No.576460
No.576461
memes are a curse and a curse is a shackle
No.576463
>>576453
okay fine.
If we're going that route.
But for the most part it really is not as direct or similar to the masculine prostate. Which you gotta get up your butt to activate your g-spot and junk.
>>576457
those are called "vulvas" and are not related to the clitoral wing. at least not directly.
No.576465
okay fine.
If we're going that route.
But
No.576466
>>576464
your autism is so strong it's multiplying your posts
No.576468
>>576464
the reason is you're impatient
No.576470
>>576462
not to flex my knowledge of human reproductive anatomy, but the vulva's the whole externally-visible bit, the bits that look like flaps are the labia minora
also because every time I talk about anatomy I look up the relevant bits on Wikipedia, I have just seen a pair of images contrasting the resting and aroused vulva and. neato tbh, why don't we show this to straight boys again? I'm sure some people's junk changes more visibly than others (like penises lmao), but anybody who's gonna spend any amount of time trying to get someone with a vulva off should probably know what vulvas look like aroused
No.576471
can't you see what it really boils down to here... ?
the glands...
this whole time... it's all been glands...
No.576472
>>576467
nepssssss CUTeE!!!!
No.576473
will Andrew Hussie be remembered as The Man with the Golden Gland?
No.576474
No.576475
>>576410
What is exactly the point
It feels good?
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No.576478
>>576473
He will be remembered as the man who couldn't finish a comic and the man who couldn't make a game
No.576480
my sex ed class in first year of high school played a cow giving birth vhs tape (im 21 now so itd be like uh, 2009 or so i guess) and then the teacher rewound it so we watched it backwards then we had lunch literally a minute after
it was p epic...pepic....
No.576481
what if andrew's son writes several sequels to homestuck that are awful and not actually compatible with established canon
No.576482
>>576481
so you're saying is
what if hussie gave birth to himself
No.576483
>>576481
it's not like the comic could get worse...
No.576484
So, what are you doing tonight?
No.576486
>>576480
Your teacher was into unbirth and cows
Your teacher is literally a furry
No.576487
>>576484
well now I gotta fap
No.576490
>>576476
>I know........
my apologies, on the reread it's clearer what you meant but for some reason when you said "vulvas" in the plural it sounded like you meant each labium minus was a vulva and I got alarmed
my sex ed was very explicit about the changes that happen to dicks during arousal, and told me exactly jack shit about the equivalent changes for vulvas. I knew in the vaguest terms that bloodflow to the region increased, and that clitoral erections occurred homologously to penile erections. But for instance I learned just now that the clitoris tends to retract and become less visible during an erection, which makes sense in retrospect because I knew trans dudes sometimes get the tissue that makes the clitoris do that cut so that it looks more like a cis dick. And I had no idea that the labia majora could change so much in size and shape. I'm sure some straight dudes discover this stuff on their own, but given that straight dudes famously have trouble finding the clit I think our sex ed should be better about teaching that side of reproductive anatomy and physiology,
No.576491
>>576489
you're not my mom
No.576492
>>576488
jude was the toddler
joey had at this point reached the hsg-ripe age of thirteen
No.576493
>Hiveswap haven't released yet
>It's already dead
No.576494
>>576493
this post is funny for a reason only mods can see
(your ip id thing starts with ded)
No.576497
>>576496
its actually not....
No.576499
>>576498
Seriously vfan
Go ask a few porn stars why they like anal
No.576500
>>576498
you're more into 15 year olds right
No.576501
>>576500
she said she lost her virginity when she was 13 or something right
No.576502
>>576418
dwight kills dumbledore
No.576503
So I picked up super metroid after what like four years, after watching zoast get a wr 100% time
I'm already breaking sequence for item collection
Jesus
No.576504
No.576505
>>576463
Can I drink your boobs?
No.576506
>>576505
can i force you to stop posting
No.576507
>>576506
hmmmm
yes you can actually
No.576508
No.576509
>>576508
have you ever watched the movie "it follows"
No.576510
>>576263
I've got this burning urge to make sure everyone gets what they need. Being upset at someone I considered a friend, with an option for me to fix it, well, I just go for it!
Also hey guys happy boxing day, it's almost a special time brb
No.576511
No.576512
>>576510
IT'S IPPO'S BIRTHDAY?
WHAT?
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No.576517
is this another new epic meem like smol
No.576518
wash my thread of these fucking blundertale losers please
a great flood of biblical proportions por favor
No.576519
>>576517
No it's an Undertale (good game) meme
No.576520
>>576519
>good game
good meme
No.576521
Fallout 4 is on sale. Why haven`t you purchased it yet?
No.576522
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No.576524
man how is /utg/ even
its been a while since i visited
No.576525
I refuse to believe that there's actually who use the "blundertale" unironically
No.576526
I refuse to believe that there's actually people who like undertale unironically
No.576527
I refuse to believe vfan, being so against reproduction, is not 100% iñto deep anal fisting
No.576528
>>576525
fuck off blunderfail
No.576529
>>576526
why
i can't think of a better indie rpg that's come out recently
No.576530
>>576528
shut up justin gayber
No.576531
sweaty girls, smelly feet, armpits, smelly butts, smelly vaginas
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No.576535
>>576531
smelly your posts
No.576536
undertale?
don't you mean underrail?
No.576537
I've got shitposter's block : (
No.576538
No.576539
So I've been away for a while and I just came back to read up on all this spicy new drama
But let me get this right
Vfan is mad at ß.... because they were swapping nudes, and then vfan posted Eszett's nudes in public after esz repeatedly told her not to, and then when Vfan's nudes got posted in public and esz wasn't mad, that was enough for vfan to go apeshit?
And nowvfan is saying "it's different, esz is a camwhore and I'm a reserved shy little flower and esz was using me for nudes" even though that skype logs have proved the opposite, implying that vfan felt like she literally deserved nudes from esz because she's a camwhore
How the fuck does someone crawl so far up their own asshole
No.576541
No.576542
actually, spongelord likes middens doesn't he. pity, he's likable enough but now goes right besides megane on the kill list..
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No.576546
>>576539
>new
>shitty old drama no one cares about from months ago
Fuck off
No.576548
No.576550
Poe's law is, like, "there really are people this stupid, but they could also just be pretending for laughs"
Vfan is another thing entirely
the thing that makes Vfan irritating is that there aren't people this stupid, and there also isn't a good reason for her to be pretending to be this stupid. her motives are totally inscrutable. some of the idiocy has to be unfeigned, and the rest is fake- but why? she can't be doing it for laughs- no-one can fake being That Mad when things don't go her way.
No.576551
>>576542
middens is epic though
how is that even comparable to borderline pedophilia
No.576552
No.576554
20 years we've known each other
and now you don't wanna see me jump outta da cake
No.576556
>U N D E R T A L E
>N U D E A L E R T
toby knew
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No.576572
>>576539
Who gives a literal scharfenstein
No.576573
>>576539
here we fucking go again
It's actually that eszett posts his nudes fucking everywhere and I'm uncomfortable having mine posted. Because I'm a survivor of sexual abuse.
That's just, common sense.
I get my nudes posted all the time, eszett posts his nudes all the time. But he doesn't actually understand the difference, much like fucking you, that you can't just treat someone like that based on arbitrary rules of your own experiences.
It's dumb. Like, I have made it abunduntly fucking clear that I don't want my nudes fucking posted and it's gotten to the point I'm uncomfortable as fuck around eszett and wesley because they were the ones who primarily caused this shit show. Especially wesley.
how is that such a big fucking deal I don't understand.
Like, it's not. Nothing I'm saying here is at all unreasonable.
it's really, that simple.
You also missed the part where. I'm mostly on good terms with everyone.
Except for the people here. Like you.
Like this is none of your business at all. And I'd really appreciated it if you didn't bring it up now.
Like nothing you just said is accurate. If I would have done something better here, it would have been never fucking talking or approaching eszett whatsoever. Like what you're saying is just false.
Just shut the fuck up and never touch the subject again. There's more to it, and you really don't need me freaking the fuck out about thinking about the fact my naked belong to other people right now.
Just, fucking drop it. Now.
>>576543
I yes I forgot.
Dealing with an enormous amount of emotional baggage and pain is related to communism somehow. I guess you were right all along for some reason.
No.576574
>>576539
here we fucking go again
It's actually that eszett posts his nudes fucking everywhere and I'm uncomfortable having mine posted. Because I'm a survivor of sexual abuse.
That's just, common sense.
I get my nudes posted all the time, eszett posts his nudes all the time. But he doesn't actually understand the difference, much like fucking you, that you can't just treat someone like that based on arbitrary rules of your own experiences.
It's dumb. Like, I have made it abundantly fucking clear that I don't want my nudes fucking posted and it's gotten to the point I'm uncomfortable as fuck around eszett and wesley because they were the ones who primarily caused this shit show. Especially wesley.
how is that such a big fucking deal I don't understand.
Like, it's not. Nothing I'm saying here is at all unreasonable.
it's really, that simple.
You also missed the part where. I'm mostly on good terms with everyone.
Except for the people here. Like you.
Like this is none of your business at all. And I'd really appreciated it if you didn't bring it up now.
Like nothing you just said is accurate. If I would have done something better here, it would have been never fucking talking or approaching eszett whatsoever. Like what you're saying is just false.
Just shut the fuck up and never touch the subject again. There's more to it, and you really don't need me freaking the fuck out about thinking about the fact my naked belong to other people right now.
Just, fucking drop it. Now.
>>576543
I yes I forgot.
Dealing with an enormous amount of emotional baggage and pain is related to communism somehow. I guess you were right all along for some reason.
No.576581
I am become depression, destroyer of happiness
No.576592
>>576422
*cums inside you*
No.576594
>>576550
trannies stick with trannies right?