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No.577561
No.577562
*pushes ideology up ur crapchute*
No.577563
Vfan is cute
But eszett is cuter and that's what this whole obsession is about
No.577565
No.577566
>>577563
Cletus I don't want you to call me cute ever again do you under fucking stand me.
Second of all, I thought you said you weren't gay.
No.577567
vfan is dumb
but cletus is dumber and that's what this whole obsession is about
No.577568
>>577563
Not even true but you can try. And probably get away with another tizzy fit.
No.577570
cleetypoo will never be cute
and it pains him
No.577571
>>577563
>Vfan is cute
do you want me to post his real face?
No.577572
there are currently no fewer than 10 spongelords aboard this station
No.577573
>>577571
my real face is actually on my nipple good luck you fuck
No.577574
>>577566
Nigger you're so bad at detecting me it's not even funny
No.577575
vfan is actually tv's kelsey grammer
its how i read her posts anyway
No.577576
>>577574
maybe the problem is all of you ascribe to the same bullshit? It's a unique possibility that more than one of you is dumb.
No.577578
Why does Joey have one of these
No.577580
>>577575
No I'm Maury.
Read every one of my posts as the build up he makes towards the conclusion of you are or are not the father.
No.577581
>>577579
At most you're dashing, but you ain't cute.
No.577582
>>577578
Because it's 1994 and I guess they have a lot of 20, 30-something fans.
No.577583
"stupid sexy cletus"
t. vfan
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No.577585
>>577583
i'm already suicidal at this point in the month don't encourage me more.
No.577586
No.577587
>>577581
Oh wow I'm actually flattered wtf
Dashing? You're alright vfan
No.577588
>>577581
>dashing
nigger what
congratulations vfan you have successfully trolled me
No.577589
remember when vfan hit on rev on accident
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No.577591
No.577592
fact: wiifit trainer is hotter than bayonetta
No.577593
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No.577595
>>577591
I'm not jealous of homosexuality
No.577596
>>577593
oh, right
they're both attention whores who pretend they were raped so i get them confused sometimes
No.577597
No.577598
vfan and cletus sitting in a tree
No.577599
No.577600
wes is here
his scent is in the air
i can smell his poopydot ass from a mile away
No.577601
>>577571
Besides of which, my face is the face you've already seen I don't fucking want out there. I'm insane but I'm not going to go to the lengths of begging you not to post the other if it's not me.
That's not it.
If you're going to post muh reyl fayc all you're going to do is post some random boy who didn't do shit and push that it's me and eventually everyone will get tired of it. But whomever you post is going to be the butt end of the joke.
it's to move on because you really don't care about my identity and just want to inflict harm on whomever and myself for drama.
And if there's one thing everyone here hates it's more vfan drama.
No.577602
>>577592
Charizard is hotter
No.577603
No.577605
>>577604
what the fuck where did you get this picture of me.
No.577606
what are these threads even about
my god
No.577607
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No.577609
>>577606
Whatever bubbles up, usually drama.
No.577610
No.577611
let's be real here
the hottest girl in smash is samus
No.577612
No.577613
"undertale is for pedophiles"
t. me
No.577615
>>577605
digging into one of your old tripfag identities
No.577616
>>577615
I haven't posted on 4chan in over 4 years and this is the only place I post on 8chan
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No.577620
>>577614
Kirbynetta is cute! Cute!
Kirby is male
No.577621
i appreciate you anon
at the very least you have le me
No.577622
>>577619
ae could you quit being cryptic when you're not deep.
No.577623
>>577622
okay then ill explain to you why thats funny in several paragraphs because i care a lot about you
No.577625
bayonetta makes me want to puke
No.577626
>>577616
you're right, this tripfag that acts just like you, posts the same images with the same filenames as you, tells the same lies as you.... is not you
No.577627
>>577620
Kirbynetta is too cute. Still turns into deadly rock with down + B.
No.577628
No.577629
>>577626
why would that picture be real when the nudes here are fake
No.577630
>>577626
I don't think you've ever been around other people because how I act is hardly unique. As for same filenames. I really don't believe you.
And same lies? Hit me tf up my man.
No.577632
>>577620
where does it say that
tell me where it says kirby is male
No.577633
>>577629
honestly fuck you
No.577634
>>577626
vfan doesnt actually know anything about foucault
give me your skype if you want logs of her talking about him
No.577635
"VFan quit making drama!"
*makes vfan drama*
eritime
No.577636
kirby is a proud trans woman
No.577637
>>577631
coming from you that's a compliment
No.577638
No.577639
>>577635
almost like anons are different people
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No.577641
No.577642
>>577639
So you like it when I make drama?
Jesus even I don't like when I make drama. You must be really fucking dedicated.
No.577643
white snail...
holy...
snail...
No.577644
>>577641
>I live in San Diego
vfan does lie about that too
No.577645
>>577642
I literally never said that
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No.577647
i just remembered part of the dream i had
that i discovered 22chan and that david bowie frequented a board dedicated to him
No.577648
>>577641
if only I gave enough of a shit to read this
No.577649
>>577638
the japanese don't have gendered pronouns, this wiki is making an assumption based off of a translation error
>>577640
what
speak american
No.577650
>>577641
okay do you want me to be honest?
I've pretended to be other people for the fuck of it then past, but I haven't done so in like. Fucking 4 years like I said.
How I type, is really really not that unique among people apparently.
neither is liking foucault and philosophy. My opinions aren't even that unique.
No.577651
>>577641
it seems like "vfan"
No.577652
>>577641
Sort of but the way this person types is pretty different
No.577653
No.577654
>>577646
Do you really think that I alone hold the ability to say #me when everyone on earth makes that joke.
No.577655
>>577649
The Kirby show says he and the American Kirby games say he
>>577650
It can't be you because he actually types coherently with proper grammar and syntax
No.577656
Oh fuck that's right.
You said I was black guy on /lit/ one time and I took a picture of my hand to say that I wasn't black.
is. is that it. is that what we're doing right now.
jesus christ I'll just do it again.
No.577657
it's hard to be unique when you're a modern communist stereotype
No.577659
No on second thought. I'm not doing it again.
I am actually black. my dick is the size of a giant iguana.
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No.577662
>>577652
>>577656
that's how she used to type here too
No.577663
>>577652
that varies too much
No.577664
>>577641
theres a few images there ive seen vf post
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No.577666
>>577664
I can literally post them right now if you want because you're right. But they don't have the same file names.
No.577667
lets not kid ourselves here
vfan would be the biggest catfishing internet nutjob with numerous personas
No.577668
okay question.
why are we doing this.
No.577669
>>577667
vfan can't beat roasted
No.577670
oh no
the one punch man
has one punched.....
my heart <3
No.577671
>>577668
we got him running scared
press this advantage
give him no quarter
No.577672
>>577665
no, I don't care nearly enough about you to look into anything about you
No.577674
>>577667
This is true. But like I said I haven't pretended to be someone else in like, four years. And none of these were actually trips except for less than a handful of times.
No.577675
>>577668
Because you need a moustache ride
No.577676
>>577668
They're doing it to get a rise out of you, and you're doing it because you're uh. Hmm. Asking people why you do stuff is weird, do you often ask people about why you do things?
No.577677
>>577660
>>577661 but only if it was to 'vfans' nudes
No.577678
>>577673
that's a s4s meme.
Have you really never heard of ass.
No.577680
i've been vfan the whole time...
No.577681
>>577673
I think that guy's a meme on [s4s]
No.577682
>>577674
yes but we also know that everything you say is a lie
so
No.577683
I've been spongelord the whole time.
No.577684
>>577678
i'm just saying... the filename will be the same...
No.577685
>>577682
I'm honestly not lying about anything at this point.
I'm. Me.
No.577686
I've been ae this whole time...
No.577687
>>577684
probably because they came from a similar place?
Who has the time or patience to do vfan forensics besides Ben.
No.577688
>>577685
Guys I found vfan.
No.577689
>>577686
this but unironically
No.577690
this is so fucking ridiculous omg.
No.577691
>>577685
>I'm. Me.
thats not a lie you snake
No.577692
>>577691
*tries to hide forked tongue*
oopsies.............
No.577693
>>577687
vfan you seriously overestimate the amount i care about people here
like the most I've ever bothered is to save pictures about people if they're put in front of me
No.577694
>>577693
Except that's a lie because most of the images in your folder are "possibly xyz" or "maybe xyz"
you do a fair bit of speculation.
No.577695
>>577685
my parents always told me never to trust the words of a deranged psychopath
No.577696
>>577687
post the secure the white race one
No.577697
>>577693
when did you stop using proper capitalization
No.577698
vf is always talking about adderall
so's this foucault guy
No.577699
hsg can you show me some good video game music please
No.577700
>>577695
Nothing I do is psychopathic. It's probably HPD
No.577701
>>577698
eszett too
the plot thicken
No.577702
>>577694
Yea that was like 2-3 years ago, and even then that wasn't putting effort into anything, that was just me marking things if I wasn't sure they were legitimate.
>>577697
I don't really intentionally change my grammar but it usually happens a lot throughout the day depending on how much i care about something or maybe just some random thing.
No.577703
>>577698
it's very plausible
or a copied persona
No.577704
>>577685
so this person
>lives in the same city as you
>claims to be a girl like you
>is "goth" like you
>likes homestuck like you
>likes vriska like you
>listens to the same music as you
>has the same opinions as you
>uses the same images as you
>types the same way as you
but......... is not you..............................?
No.577705
No.577707
eszett has tried doxxing vfan numerous times and keeps saying shes real
however eszett probably overestimates his own doxxing prowess
No.577708
>>577701
vfan is just eszett's alter ego, her hating esz so much is just a result of low self-esteem
No.577709
>>577698
Yeah and he also goes to my same college apparently.
Like I'm not denying that the similarities are all here. But I'm not this dude.
Adderall use in college is not a unique thing.
it's not really amazing some dork in college likes philosophy and takes adderall.
Like this shit is a walking stereotype just like me, but that's really where the similarities end.
No.577710
>>577707
or what if eszett
is vfan
No.577711
the vfan has a huge dick meme was true after all
No.577712
I have 6 things with "maybe" in their name and 0 with "possibly".
1 of them is stabs' ass, two of them are some crossdresser, and the other 3 are just random pictures.
Like I used to care more about this but even when I did it wasn't that much.
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No.577714
>>577712
>stabs' ass
which one
No.577716
>>577704
Goes to the same college apparently. Lives in the same city.
But this dude claims to be black and a dude. I've never pretended to be a black dude.
Everything I listen to, is generally what others also listen to.
Everyone in college has similar opinions to me.
Image similarities are bound to happen among people. I've seen people post images here that this guy posts.
My way of typing is hardly unique.
All in all, I've already posted my hand. It was not black.
I'm touched you go through the effort, and it is vaguely interesting this guy goes to my same college and I've probably bumped shoulders with him.
But it's not me.
No.577717
>>577709
these sure are one amazing series of coincidences vfan
can someone please look into this college which seems to function as a vfan factory
No.577718
>>577715
jesus why do you have so many tabs open.
No.577719
>>577717
>can someone please look into this college which seems to function as a vfan factory
every college.
No.577720
>>577714
she had another picture which had her in the same outfit iirc so I don't really remember why I named it so but it doesn't really matter.
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No.577722
>>577716
you used to say you weren't white... did you forget....
No.577723
"Histrionic personality disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality. Someone with histrionic personality disorder wants to be the center of attention in any group of people, and feel uncomfortable when they are not. "
wait that's not normal?
No.577724
>>577718
They only have 35 tabs open.
I had like 80 open recently.
No.577725
I live near San Diego, can I be vfan too?
No.577726
>>577722
I also said I wasn't white even after I posted the picture of myself.
It was a joke.
No.577727
bens tenacity amazes me
how does he do it
No.577728
I have over 100 tabs open right now
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No.577730
>>577726
this guy has hsg images like you
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No.577732
>>577715
i thought you were just making a joke
it's not them
No.577734
>>577730
He also said he liked homestuck.
I admit these are fairly large coincidences but I swear on a stack of paper plates this guy and I are two totally different people.
No.577735
>>577727
>>577727
Ben is simply too epin
Eben
No.577736
>>577734
Everyone who matters already believes you.
No.577737
>>577734
post a pic of your face with an actual timestamp
No.577739
>>577734
i'll find out. later.
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No.577741
>>577736
whoa
where's this coming from phanty ol boy
No.577742
im having a severe allergic reaction! i need my ebiben!!
No.577743
>>577737
no.
I'm not even going to post my hand with a time stamp to prove I'm not black.
Fuck off.
No.577744
>>577740
>>577741
phantos is right you don't matter tho.
No.577745
>>577743
literally proof that you're lying
No.577746
>>577742
*stabs you with ben*
*literally*
No.577747
>>577743
aw cmon
dont admit defeat so soon
put up a fight for chrissakes
No.577748
No.577749
VFAN FUCKING CONFIRMED FOR BLACK!
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No.577751
why are catfish always niggers
No.577752
>>577747
what would be easier, to post a picture and end all discussion or just never post one and have people give you attention for /not/ doing something
No.577754
Every phantos post should be automatically disregarded from the current topic of discussion but carefully archived in the phantos posts vault for later analysis
No.577755
To be fair, I'm an anarcho-marxist radfem, not unemployed though. Working towards becoming a social worker.
No.577757
>>577747
Look.
All I want to fucking do. And all the reason I stay here for.
Is because I love vris. Not in an actual way, but in a really strong platonic way.
as creepy and weird as that sounds.
I'm not here to humor you. I'm here to fucking shit all over you for all the things you did to me in the past.
I don't give a shit if you honestly think this trip and I are the same person or I'm a psychopath or I'm deranged.
I honestly don't know why I post here anymore. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten to know vris.
Regardless of all of it. I don't want to deal with bullshit drama everyday because all it does is complicate the amount I feel about her, and I'm already going through a serious fucking number of manic mood swings lately.
just leave me the fuck alone.
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No.577759
>>577752
silence
as her satellite your input into this whole thing is highly suspect
No.577760
>>577757
vris hasnt posted here in decades
No.577761
>>577755
nowhere has this guy said he was a radfem, I'm not working to become a social worker, and everyone I know is an anarcho-communist or some form of Marxist because it's college.
Fuck
Offffffffff
No.577762
>>577757
vris doesn't even post in hsg she just hangs out in skype
No.577763
>>577758
I would trade my ability to post in an instant if it meant I could just simply upvote or otherwise approve of posts. simply loling too much.
No.577764
>>577759
god
SHUT THE FUCK UP
No.577766
I stay here because of someone I can talk in private whenever I want
: )
No.577768
>>577762
I know. What I was trying to say is it just fucks with my friendship with her right now.
I'm just pissed off.
No.577769
>>577757
vris doesn't even come here you dumb piece of shit
No.577770
>>577769
Are you able to read.
No.577771
>>577761
>nowhere has this guy said he was a radfem
i literally just quoted him lol
No.577772
Gotdamn young stalin was fine
No.577773
>>577757
why bring this up all of a sudden
what's this now
what smokescreen
No.577774
>>577770
Yeah, but it seems you dont
No.577775
>>577770
are you
my post came through literally one second after yours
No.577776
>>577771
oh.
that's not unique either.
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>>577773
It's the good ol victim card
No.577778
I keep thinking that >>5777777 get has to be the best.
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>>577773
Bring up what??????
No.577780
>>577777
All of you are playing the victim to play up drama to be honest.
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No.577782
>>577777
Nice, but check my dubs
No.577783
Ok. You know what. I fucking I used to browse /lit/ and /mu/.
and /soc/.
but that was like. ages ago.
No.577784
>>577783
FUCKING
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
I
R
M
E
D
No.577785
>>577783
we know because we found you
No.577786
>>577783
why are you such a compulsive liar
No.577787
Could you quit trying to dig up who I am because it's seriously fucking uncomfortable. I'm not this dude, I swear to god.
but I don't want people to actually discover me either.
I just want you people to leave me the fuck alone for one day.
No.577789
>>577783
2015 was so long ago...
No.577790
>>577787
have you considering not coming here le
No.577791
>>577787
this is so blatantly you i don't even know why you're trying to deny it
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>>577786
>>577785
>>577784
ffs
I know I lie. But this isn't me. I already even said I posted on those boards just way in the past.
This guy posted around March to May. And I admit that all of this points to this guy being me.
But it literally. literally. literally. literally. is not me.
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No.577795
Hol up
So vfan being a black dude completely destroys "her" lesbian persona?
Fucking kek
No.577796
>>577791
at this point I'm really uncomfortable to the point of admitting to a lie if I was lying.
but this guy. is not me. I swear.
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No.577799
Well happy sunday, I am gonna go get drunk. I'm watching the conversation equivalent of a paper bag caught in a small tornado.
No.577800
>>577795
I already posted my hand. Because some fucking shit brought this up in the past.
Even if I was some dude, this dude I am wouldn't be black
Plus, I talk about waaay too much feminine shit to actually be a dude.
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No.577802
The 'lady' doth protest too much......
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>>577802
the only reason you care so much about this is if I hurt your feelings.
No.577805
>>577800
Post your hand I never saw it
No.577806
>Plus, I talk about waaay too much feminine shit to actually be a dude.
thats exactly what a dude pretending to be a girl would say
No.577807
>>577805
for fucks sakes I don't have it saved but I'll post a new one again just to prove I'm not black.
and that's the last fucking inch of skin you ever see of me fucking again.
No.577808
>>577800
>Plus, I talk about waaay too much feminine shit to actually be a dude.
so this guy that posts exactly like you would have to be a girl too
No.577809
vfan post hand + forearm + timestamp
No.577810
>>577806
I'm.
A.
Girl.
This guy.
Is.
Not.
Me.
No.577811
vfan post your feet
just for laughs haha
No.577812
>>577807
just know im going to fap to it
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No.577814
Ahahahahahahaha
She's actually a nigger dude pretending to be a lesbian
I knew she was suspect when she started posting yuri
No.577815
i dont know what i just came back to but crunchy peanut butter is shit
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No.577817
vfan since you filter me this is ae and i am going to masturbate to the picture of your hand and post it
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No.577819
>>577817
is this vfan justifying not posting the pic because gross hsg is just going to violate her
No.577820
the bullet called "evidence"
No.577821
Vfan please just post something non sexual like your thumb with a time stamp I need to know
Fuck all these fags they're not actual going to beat off to your thumb
No.577822
>>577816
fuck you weirdo i bet you drink juice with pulp
No.577823
there
>>406878
samefag
can't speculate as to race or sex though...
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No.577828
that would explain the jamal voice she had the one time she got on a mic
No.577829
[in isaac hayes voice] i...... am a lesbian
No.577830
>>577823
its just a coincidence like the other 500 things
No.577831
>>577822
Yeah it's good and refreshing. Don't tell me you actually drink store bought shit
>>577822
gg
No.577832
remember the lollipop pic
No.577833
>>577823
they just saved it from the same post
No.577834
>>577832
Remember her other "nudes" that she flipped her shit over
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No.577836
>ae's been jerking off to a dude this whole time
looks ike his gaydar was working just fine after all
No.577837
>>577821
Tis what I'm doing dear. :>
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No.577839
>>577832
remember the ayy lmao pic
No.577840
So I heard down the grapevine that vfan and B had a gay slapfight or whatever and vfan did what obviously does not come natural for a jew; tell the truth. Yes, she called B a crazy boy who wants to wear dresses and cut off his dick, and all the usual liberal pussies came out of the woodwork to yell at her for being transhomomysogiphobic or whatever I can't keep track of this shit anymore.
Anyhoo I just wanted to say to vfan if you're listening (oh who am I kidding you read every post I make so you can get mad over it) that it must tickle your probiscis to know that I'm laughing at all this shit because I find it very funny that two of the people here I hate the most and want to stop posting can't fucking stand each other and have probably cried because of it, and what you may not realize is that I gain more and more power the more you faggots have these dumb fights but you'll never stop because you're so fucking stupid so in conclusion
yeah I'm the best
No.577841
>>577840
b doesn't want to cut off their dick iirc
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No.577843
>>577836
that black dude is kinda cute ngl
but it's neither that trip nor vfan
No.577844
>>577840
spacebar you dumb cunt shut your face and read the thread
No.577845
>>577833
>>410014
this is the name of the first GIS result for it though...
let's give vfan another shot!
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No.577847
>>577840
>t I gain more and more power the more you faggots have these dumb fights
ok but like
nah it's the internet aside from getting my feelings hurt from my nudes
this doesn't matter.
No.577848
No.577849
>>577845
ok i was kidding before but
god dang
this his vfan
No.577850
No.577851
my phone isn't uploading shit. and my reg IP here is banned and I'm not going through the trouble to set up shit on my
but as soon as this dumb computer can get autoplay going
I'm just going to put and end to this dumb crap.
I am literally the palest girl here.
No.577852
>>577848
Hey bsb do you know vfan is a nigger and a dude
No.577853
>vf frantically trying to find a white girl to take pictures of her hands
No.577854
>>577851
I seriously don't want this to be true believe me
Post it and end it all
No.577855
just like when cletus was desperate to prove he was white
No.577856
>>577853
Ken
Vfan should have to write something on her wrist like "suck my epic cock tbh" to make sure that doesn't happen
No.577857
>>577852
is this grant? Grant start using a tripcode again, maybe the bazinga one or the manass one that was funny
No.577858
No.577859
i remember cletus
fuckin faget
No.577860
No.577861
Sorry
But I am in fact.
Not black.
No.577862
>>577861
>that man hand
LOL
No.577863
No.577864
No.577865
>>577861
not black but you sure are a man
No.577867
>>577861
now how do i know youre not one of those "albino" deals
No.577868
No.577869
>>577865
>>577863
I haven't shaved my arms in a bit and I got me some big hands.
but I'm a girl and not black.
i'm sorry but I'm not posting anything more of myself besides that.
No.577870
No.577871
this is getting ridiculous.
stop.
No.577872
>>577861
But you are, in fact
a man
No.577873
>>577869
even if you're not black you're still that foucault guy, i mean, come on
No.577874
>>577868
you're not white dude
No.577875
>>577871
did you lose weight???
No.577876
>>577869
im not asking for tits
but thats a mans hand
No.577877
>>577872
I am not in fact a man.
I'm a fucking girl.
Just stop this shit this entire thread is about me.
Talk
About
Something
Besides
Me
No.577878
No.577879
>>577861
This just raises more questions tbh
No.577880
No.577882
now i need to see those nudes and compare the hands
No.577883
>>577877
you clearly love the attention though
No.577884
>>577876
>>577879
>>577878
Oh my god.
I'm the same person in the pics of the nudes I don't want you to post.
just leave me the fuck alone. I'm not a fucking man.
No.577885
No.577886
>>577874
"I-Italians aren't white!!!"
No.577887
>>577883
Right now I honestly don't! I didn't fucking enjoy it yesterday and I'm not enjoying it right now!
No.577888
>>577884
can you crop the hands out of the nudes and post those
No.577889
No.577890
No.577891
>>577886
they arent tbh
those pastanegroes need to stop thinking they are
No.577892
man voice + man hands = ?????
No.577893
No.577894
just
fuckening
leave me alone at this point
No.577895
vfan shitposting aside those are some super mannish hands and feet
you're either a man or a very unfortunate woman
No.577897
>>577895
I'm not a fucking dude just stop
this shit is making me uncomfortable having everyone gang up on me like this.
I just don't want you to do this.
>>577892
You barely even heard my voice.
No.577898
Vfan
You're either a man
Or a 30 year veteran of working dockside with marlins and tuna
Holy shit
No.577899
No.577900
Although I think homosexuals actual have very different finger ratios and also sometimes feet ratios
Like fags have a longer pointer finger relative to their ring finger. Could be the same for dykes
No.577901
>>577898
i'm not a man please stop.
No.577902
No.577903
No.577904
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No.577906
>>577897
vfan i heard your voice, it was a really deep voice
you also have very mannish hands and feet
if you're actually a girl I almost feel bad for you
almost
No.577907
>>577901
now would probably be a good time to wwalk out of the thread for a bit v
No.577908
No.577909
No.577910
look can we just drop it
I've been having a really shit last end of the month and at this point right now I'm fucking crying because I just want to be left alone.
just stop calling me a man those are my hands but I'm not a fucking dude.
I have a fucking vagina, you fuckers took my nudes without my permission and I posted them myself and it's just so fucking awful
just stop doing this to me. please just stop telling me how ugly and mannish I am.
please just stop.
No.577911
i remember when hsg said i have the girliest fingers x3c
No.577912
>>577906
I hate you so much.
I hate you.
No.577913
No.577914
i didnt recall any manhands on those nudes
No.577915
>>577910
he stormed out of the room crying those tripfag crocodile tears...
No.577916
>>577914
please don't post them please don't look at them.
just. leave me alone.
No.577917
No.577918
>>577902
Epic I never said it was
>>577906
What did "her" voice sound like?
No.577919
>>577916
you're a skinnier version of rev irl
No.577920
>>577910
>>577916
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
No.577921
>>577915
I'm crying because I love some people here and I don't want them to bully me and you're just generally being a fucking jerk about everything about my body
you tell me I'm gross and mannish and ugly and all these things
I just don't want you to do that. I just want you to stop trying to find out who I am I just want you to leave me alone.
Fine I lie. Fine I do tons of dumb bullshit here.
but just don't treat me this way please.
No.577922
No.577923
>>577918
real deep man voice
No.577924
>>577921
can you at least admit you're that tripfag
No.577925
>>577861
We finally got a peek at those epic vfeet... Idk the hand seems mannish but that type of chubby frumpy foot with the toe cleavage I've only seen on girls
No.577926
>>577886
who ever heard of spaghetti night on the santa maria
No.577927
>>577918
you believed it that's what matters
No.577928
What happened to that time vfan was going to show us her voice?
No.577929
>>577921
sorry, but you're strings have snapped, puppet master! we're free!
take thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!
No.577930
earlier this week since I'm so emotionally involved here and all you do is tell me how awful I am for responding to how you've treated me.
that I keep coming back, just.
i just feel like fucking cutting my arms up like I cut up my shoulders night before last.
then I'll post it.
Maybe I'll just cut deep rivets in my arms and you can see the scars on my big meaty hairy man arms.
you fucking pieces of shit. I hate you so much for how you make me feel all the time.
No.577931
No.577933
>>577927
I spent like an hour researching and trying to test the merits of both hypothesis tbh it was late and I believed it for 20 mins. The flat earth theory can't account for lunar eclipses
No.577934
>>577930
that would shut people up for sure
No.577935
>>577929
so you're going to insult me.
wow so much has changed you are free from my evil grasps by telling me shit I already feel about myself.
No.577936
>>577930
dont do that man you know ae is just gonna jerk off to it
No.577937
>>577930
earlier this week what?
No.577938
>>577910
>I want to be left alone
>refuses to get off the computer
What?
No.577939
No.577940
hollow earth > flat earth tbh
No.577941
He wants the attention-- we all do why else come to this shithole aside from making fun of hussie and hiveswap
No.577942
>>577930
we'd cum on those pics too >:)
you'd care deeply i'm sure >:)
No.577943
I am going to be drinking a lot of this in the next few weeks, what should I mix it with, HSG? The cherry coke with the honey whiskey was a good choice last time.
No.577944
>>577940
Nah that's even more dumb
Have you heard of the inner sun theory it's interesting
No.577945
No.577946
No.577947
I literally cannot stop coming to the place where everyone hates me
No.577948
>>577941
i don't know what else to do
No.577949
>>577937
I was going to say I considered comitting suicide since I'm a fundementally broken person.
but I'm too broken to even consider it. i have to just keep doing this over and over again.
>>577938
I just want YOU to leave me alone.
not me leave you alone.
I want you to stop insulting my body and my hands and everything.
because I'm a really fucked up disturbed person you know and I'm just. I've gone through a ton of bullshit and you just remind me of all the pain and bullshit you and men like you have put me throughout my entire life that I can never escape from.
Idk. you haven't done it in a while but congrats you caught me at my weakest point and I'm crying big wet fucking dumb shit tears.
I won't commit suicide any time soon, but don't worry. I will eventually. Sooner than later, within the span of me posting here.
I'll just stop posting. Then you can tell I'm basically offed.
There's a truth.
No.577950
No.577951
>>577947
not everyone hates me
but they should.
No.577952
>>577945
>kentucky straight bourbon
straight just like vfan
>small batch
shes a small batch alright
>90 proof
just like the proof she'll never give us
No.577954
No.577955
>>577949
newsflash: this isn't a fucking hugbox
if you don't stop coming here on your own nothing's gonna change
No.577956
what kind of a bitch pussy keeps coming to a place they don't like?
No.577957
>>577955
but i love some of the people here in such a fucked up twisted hurt way.
i don't know why i come back.
No.577958
vfan, i'll think you're a girl if you want me to :3
No.577959
No.577960
cletus identifying with dio is an insult to him
No.577961
make fun of me next please
No.577962
>>577957
all the people you love are on skype
fuck off
No.577963
>>577929
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you are all their little cucks anon
No.577964
>>577957
can't you show vris what you look like and she can tell us if you're a girl
No.577965
>>577958
i want you too.
but you have to mock me into breaking anyways.
You keep doing it to people like me, people like moody.
and you just don't know when to quit until someone actually ends up hurting.
No.577966
>>577961
but youre epic...
No.577967
>>577961
I don't want to hurt an epic lad like you...
No.577968
ngl the idea of vfan with bloody cut up shoulders crying is giving me the biggest boner
No.577969
>>577957
>>577955
Wait this isn't the hug box? Shit fam.
No.577970
>>577968
this but with you and your face/ass instead of shoulders
No.577971
>>577964
I saw vris and she was really insecure about it.
Guess what I feel the same fucking way! But I'm not a dude.
I don't want to see her and I don't want her to see my body or my face or my anything all of you already have access to
stop fucking treating me like this please
No.577972
hmmm...
well...
i am epic...
No.577973
Her entire "guys I love cute girls" schtick was really obvious too
No girl is that thirsty they can always go out and get cheap sex on demand
In fact after heavy involvement in shitty erp communities I can say with confidence that 90% of Internet lesbians are straight men
No.577974
No.577975
>>577970
this also gives me a boner
No.577976
>>577969
no its... le hotbox xD420
No.577977
No.577978
>>577973
cletus the only thing you just said that I read is that you were involved in erotic roleplay communities.
it made me feel better. thanks.
I'm kind of laughing at you/
No.577979
if it's really causing you this much grief just get off the computer dude
No.577980
>>577971
vris looks fine I don't know what you or she's talking about
No.577981
No.577982
>>577979
I can't.
I don't know why. tell me to leave please.
No.577983
>>577978
says the person who erped with eszett
No.577984
>>577982
i think he just kinda did
No.577985
wait no I'm thinking of vriskafucker
vris was also real suspect of her actual appearance
No.577987
>>577980
she had shit experiences on image boards just like I'm having right now and she's insecure of people looking at her.
i. think that i'm so far at where she is at that i'm just getting more broken and broken being here.
No.577988
>>577985
vris wont show her face but has actually been seen in the flesh
No.577989
>>577987
did going to meet gabe break her
No.577990
>>577978
And I'm laughing at the fact that you're a straight white male nerd, the very thing you claim to despise
No.577991
>>577986
sponge i don't know how you feel about me.
but can we please talk.
about anything over skype right now. i don't want to keep seeing this
No.577992
>>577989
was that even her though
No.577993
No.577994
>>577989
it would break me
No.577995
>>577990
If I was a straight white male nerd, I would be the very thing you aspire to be cletus.
I'm already one thing you aspire to be, and that's fucking white
No.577996
gabe's bara benis has broken many a young lass
No.577997
how do we get the fuck rid of spider mites
No.577998
>>577991
my computer is in it's bag right now.
i'm sorry dude. you can add me on snapchat and use the text thing on it?
No.577999
>>577998
i don't want to talk to anyone right now at this point
i just want to curl up in a ball and cry for a long time.
No.578000
If people were really insecure they wouldn't post pictures of themselves online
You're all just attentionwhores who happen to be ugly
No.578001
we should get rid of spider trips
No.578002
why does everyone want to play the vintage/legacy cubes
it's the same shit and has been the same shit for years and years, playing with pieces of power isn't that exciting
No.578003
>>578000
except for me!!! i'm an attention whore that happens to be epic! a le lmao!!!
No.578004
>>578002
I seriously don't understand why people would ever want to play vintage, legacy, or modern other than to dick wave.
Standard at least has the aspect of "it changes every year"
No.578005
>>578003
Sponge is the only good trip
No.578006
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>>577976
*sounds of muffled coughing*
No.578007
No.578008
I bought skinny jeans with Christmas money and holy shit they fit me so well and look so good???
No.578009
>>578005
this but unironically
No.578010
>>578008
i highly douvt it....
No.578011
i wish i couldn't be this broken and mean and get what's coming to me.
i just got hurt so many times that I can't do anything but hurt.
i lose everything eventually.
and.
i just kind of want to commit suicide because. of how much of a shitty fucking ugly bitch I am inside and out and all of you just tell me the truth.
but I can't even do that right. I've tried in the past.
I just. really want to bleed out my arms now.
please encourage it.
you hate me so fucking much encourage me to slice my arms open like I planned on doing anyways this week.
just fucking tell me I'm mannish and ugly and a freak tell me nothing I can do can ever arouse a man just fucking ruin me dig into me tell me I'm nothing because that's what I want.
and when I post the pictures of my arms bruised beaten and open just fucking cum on em because I'm nothing but a cow for your sick fucking jokes and pleasure.
just keep doing it to me. i don't deserve anything else.
No.578012
No.578013
>>578010
is "douvt" a new word meaning "believe" because if so you are so right
No.578014
>>578011
ok. go do all that stuff
No.578015
>>578012
i hate you but i love your hate.
No.578016
No.578017
>>578014
why do you honestly have to treat me like this tho
i don't. i don't understand
No.578018
>>578011
its for the best really
this little bit of pain will save you a lifetime of being miserable
sometimes we must be cruel to be kind
No.578019
tomorrow vfan will act like this never happened like always
No.578020
vfan im kind of bored do you want to talk
No.578021
>>578019
vfan probably has a giant grin atm
No.578022
you're letting her win again lol
No.578023
>i'll kill myself because you called my manhands mannish
no you wont
No.578024
>>578004
i get it if you already have the constructed deck and want to use it, but it's so damn hard to put a cube together on xmage that's not vintage/legacy or BFZ. it's so repetitive. why not something that's not the same exact shit over and over, like drafting pauper or chaos or hell even legendary cube has a decent amount of variance.
but yeah, outside of cubes, most eternal formats are fucking horrendous. modern is completely killed by insurmountable combos and vintage/legacy are just a bunch of delve nonsense.
standard is actually kind of garbage too right now imho tho fam tbqfhwy
No.578025
post your dick dude come on you finally gotta do it
No.578026
>>578019
it's because I'm manic depressive.
I go through extreme highs and the most soul crushing lows.
it's something I've developed from being in a lot of shitty abusive relationships.
i just. even if I'm lying to you about this, even if that was true.
it's not worth the doubt to hurt someone as fragile as I am. because the pain makes me more manic and energetic, but in the worst way.
i'm just, an anxious, neurotic, mannish, evil, disturbed fucking broken cunt.
and i wish you could love me so I can absorb it selfishly.
but all i'm getting now is what i deserve.
No.578028
No.578029
post your voice i wanna hear you cry
No.578030
>>578026
*shoves you down*
No.578031
>>578024
Yea I don't give a crap about standard either.
The only thing I play is pre-release sealed and commander.
No.578032
you have a vocabulary and you pump out long ass posts remarkably fast
why aren't you writing a book. like seriously, capitalize on that
No.578033
No.578034
>>578023
it's not because of that lol.
it's because of something else.
>>578022
win how.
i don't deny i'm trying to get pity points but i'm honestly not doing it for some grand plan
i'm genuinely hurting right now
i'm doing it because i want you to just leave me the fuck alone or at least tell me i'm not ugly or broken or anything i already think.
winning right now is just. separating.
No.578035
I want to make mindbroken!Vfan my epic slave! I want to cut off her man arms and legs and turn her into a wriggly little Vworm!
I love Vfan!
No.578036
No.578037
No.578038
>>578036
I'm just really bored.
No.578039
>>578036
she's been vindicated
she's done it again
No.578040
every day I thank god that filters exist
No.578041
>>578037
nigga now you learnin
No.578042
vfalien vs spredatorlord
whoever wins
we lose
No.578043
>>578011
vfan there's a 0.00001% chance you're an actual person
and maybe im an idiot and you can laugh at me because you lied and i believed you which makes me retarded
but please don't hurt yourself or anyone else
you don't have to be terrible to anyone and if you can see how you're terrible that means you should be able to stop yourself
stop giving yourself excuses and don't do anything stupid
No.578044
>>578040
i remember filtering vfan
it was boring
No.578045
>>578035
i'm yours
here until i end it eventually. which is relatively soon if my life gets any worse.
No.578046
I want to keep my little Vworm pregnant all the time! It's hard for her to crawl that way but she does it because she loves me
No.578047
the only way to stop a barg barg... is with a snib snib.............
No.578048
No.578049
No.578050
>>578036
did anyone really win anything here
No.578052
>>578042
aw man i should be the xenomorph though
they're so much cooler and they even have the double mouth thing going on
No.578053
>>578050
*warosu howl of victory*
No.578054
>>578052
you're the most predator motherfucker on hsg
No.578055
>>578043
unfortunately the me you see right now and I've been more and more open about is the real me.
i'm a fucked up fragile broken bitch who only has friends because I'm so sickly and emotionally complicated to a fault.
to a fault is a good way of putting everything.
i'm not going to hurt others. i feel like just telling vris to shut the fuck up and stop being my friend because she'll only eventually get me to hurt her somehow.
or staerk.
or anyone.
i want to stop hurting but I don't remember anything that wasn't.
No.578056
>>578052
no see, that's why you're the predator
you're trying to hunt the xenomorphs in pursuit of epic double mouthpics
No.578057
Tier List for the Kinds of Chocolate Bars in this Mixed Christmas Candy Bag
God Tier:
>Snickers
Shit We're Out of Snickers Tier:
>Milky Way
Fucking Inedible Tier:
>Twix and Milky Way Midnights
>>578044
there are fates worse than boredom
No.578058
>>578048
She can't do it on her own anymore... One time the poor thing almost drowned because she tipped face first
No.578059
to think that none of us would be here right now if not for mr hussie...
how epic...
No.578060
hussie is responsible for all of this
I'm going to take my suicidal rage out on andrew hussie and end his life for me and for all of us
No.578061
>>578060
yes
yes this is how things should be
No.578062
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No.578064
>>578054
>>578056
that's definitely fair, yeah.
i mean, i'm not not a predator.
i suppose each mouthpic is an epic trophy...
No.578065
and so hsg spawns an agent to finally "end" homestuck
No.578066
No.578067
what a fucking thing though
for homestuck creating a fandom so utterly full of broken people that his creation kills him.
promethean. justified. i am hussie's frankenstein.
I must kill him to make this right.
No.578068
make new thread now or else thanks
No.578070
spongelord.... hunting for mouthpics
engaging le epic cloaking device
flying into earths orbit on le spongemobile
long curly hair falling around shoulders like dreads
voice recorder playing epic memes
No.578071
No.578080
>>578055
you're being an overdramatic bitch and you know it
i don't know if you're someone pretending to be fucked up for laughs or if you actually are fucked up but either way you disgust me
you took a genuine piece of advice i was giving you and you're using it to emotionally manipulate people you supposedly care about
go fuck yourself vfan
No.578089
>>578080
tbh ae
i hate you too.
but i just. i don't see the problem with manipulating people when it gets me what i want.
and what i want is not to hurt.
i'm sorry.