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 No.578069

 No.578072

qt, negrobooty, etc


 No.578073

File: 1451270011723.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.578074

File: 1451270027334.jpg (137.61 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, image.jpg)


 No.578075

today: clothes

tomorrow: weed


 No.578076

last thread was fun

please dont leave vfan hsg needs this


 No.578077

File: 1451270092590.jpg (8.42 KB, 255x143, 255:143, 1439359172194.jpg)


 No.578078

>>578075

weed is better in the nude


 No.578079

i'm getting to the manic point of not being sad anymore and going back into total detached dissociative apathy.

this sucks


 No.578081

File: 1451270112673.jpg (98.51 KB, 850x637, 850:637, 1449232500115.jpg)


 No.578082

>>578055

you're being an overdramatic bitch and you know it

i don't know if you're someone pretending to be fucked up for laughs or if you actually are fucked up but either way you disgust me

you took a genuine piece of advice i was giving you and you're using it to emotionally manipulate people you supposedly care about

go fuck yourself vfan


 No.578083

tonight: mouthpic

tomorrow night: mouthpic


 No.578084

>>578081

drop fucking dead


 No.578085

anyone want to read my fanfiction


 No.578086

hsg is fueled by the blood of anon and vfan taking turns in tearing eachother to shreds


 No.578087

>>578078

that's true, but it's generally wise to put clothes on to go pick up weed


 No.578088

>>578079

*glomps u*

hush little baby we love you


 No.578090

>>578079

boring


 No.578091

>>578088

do you really love me though

i wish i could love you so none of this could have happened


 No.578092

>>578091

i only love your for your mannish body


 No.578093

i hate how fucked and abusive our relationship mutually is

i hate being trapped in this shit because it's so hard to escape.

it reminds me why i shouldn't exist.


 No.578094

>>578091

in truth

we need one another

anon and you

you and anon

we need one another to hurt one another

because we're too chickenshit to do it ourselves


 No.578095

i really am retarded


 No.578096

File: 1451270485230.png (220.67 KB, 635x513, 635:513, fouca4.png)

>>578091

so what vlore can we find going through your posts?


 No.578097

butt so supreme you let out a scream


 No.578098

>>578096

he loves jurassic park


 No.578099

File: 1451270610541.png (398.74 KB, 327x688, 327:688, quarter pounder.png)

>>578092

why.

why do you say this shit when i'm like this right now.

i don't understand. it's fucked. i'm not in a good place right now obviously so why make me do this

>>578096

look I can one up you with another one.


 No.578100

*hugs vfan*

*feels dagger sink into my back*

*sinks dagger into her back simultaneously*

this is nice


 No.578102

>>578099

it's all fake so who cares


 No.578103

File: 1451270748763.png (16.5 KB, 305x499, 305:499, 1361120364848.png)


 No.578104

File: 1451270812583.png (1018.4 KB, 683x768, 683:768, 1450545941042.png)


 No.578105

How I Got Raped In My Rumper By Bum-Poking Fundlers


 No.578106

>>578087

sad but true.


 No.578107

File: 1451270977832.png (257.56 KB, 800x1067, 800:1067, 1451222260923.png)


 No.578108

vfan, a cis girl who routinely shits on trans girls and dismisses misgendering as a non-issue, is currently losing her shit because people are calling her- hands, I guess? I can't be bothered to unhide that many posts- mannish

in the wise, wise words of eszett, "hahahahahahahahahaha"


 No.578109

will you be purchasing the official spongelord expansion pack?


 No.578110

>>578108

right??? it had crossed my mind but i don't have the effort to type more then a few broken sentence fragments at any given moment. i'm glad we can revel in this epic irony.


 No.578111

I know you guys are focused right now on vfan attention whoring but she does that all the time. I need you all to focus on me and Egghead's date. I need tips on how to not blow this whole thing, you feel me?


 No.578112


 No.578113

>>578111

Fuck Her Butt Cunny LLLOL


 No.578114


 No.578115

>>578111

dress up like a five year old


 No.578116

>she

',:^y


 No.578117

>>578111

you can't not blow her cock dude, it's part of the dating process??


 No.578118

meme.jpg


 No.578119

>tfw caught your dad naked in the living room

why does he have to sit on the couch like that


 No.578120

File: 1451271418866.jpg (50.26 KB, 900x600, 3:2, clapping-hands copy.jpg)


 No.578121

File: 1451271475956.png (7.75 KB, 591x212, 591:212, Reminder that vfan is a li….PNG)

Reminder that vfan is a L I T E R A L sociopath


 No.578122

File: 1451271544790-0.jpg (532.66 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, EdmontonZooArmadillo.JPG)

File: 1451271544791-1.jpg (202.25 KB, 600x371, 600:371, pangolin4.jpg)


 No.578123

>>578121

you literally use kek


 No.578124

File: 1451271584562.png (55.68 KB, 427x600, 427:600, 1449936332251.png)


 No.578125

>>578113

I'm trying to impress her! Gosh you guys are being difficult...

>>578115

I wear suspenders for work so I got that covered.

>>578117

I've been out of the game for far to long to know.

Hmmm.... maybe I'll hold a boombox above my head outside her room? Or is that just for breakups?


 No.578126

>>578121

do you really need a screencap to say that


 No.578127

I like pangolins


 No.578128


 No.578129

>>578125

wear a rev mask

trust me on this


 No.578130

look can I admit something to you.

everything I've told you about myself right now is the truth.

in truth, I'm just some fucked up cunt who somehow made friends with an equal number of ass holes.

and. i. used to make identities for myself to act through.

in high school when I had been raped and went through a series of shitty relationships. I did it the most then.

I would pretend to be a boy, instead of a girl. on places like /mu/ especially.

it helped me cope with the idea that despite the amount of built up hatred I had for the people who hurt me. That I couldn't touch them or take away myself from people I cared about actually. Girls I genuinely crushed on but couldn't actually get because they were straight.

between this and, getting beat at home.

I slowly but surely developed ways to escape, and I'm not lying about my intelligence. and in that escape I became a monster who manipulates people.

I began craving affection in massive quantities once I got to community college. just, feeling other people love me felt good, no matter who. friends, people at parties. i felt if I could suck all they could offer and leave I could feel whole again.

then I discovered generally, radical circles, philosophy, that built up ideas I already had for myself, about identity, about how fractured I am as a concrete solid personality.

and in this I got worse and worse, but in getting worse. I had become better. I could read people and play off their emotions and become similar to them.

I developed into a kind of social chameleon. I mean, I always lied since I was a child. But I began to believe them.

I went to college and for the most part, it died down. And I could be myself, if being a little bit on the lying side.

this is humiliating, but i guess.

i didn't want to admit it but I am that trip. I'd never really thought about it and I wanted to push it under the rug.

for a time, of about march to may. before I came here. I created an identity to shift some of my pain and turn into something I could emulate.

Something that I could emulate to piss people off. I went on /lit/ and created this weird identity of a black dude radfem. It was basically me, but I just, created an identity that was a black dude.

i. did it for no reason. i don't know why. It was my first introduction to image board bullshit in a long time and I didn't want to say I was a jew or a girl.

i don't know why truly.

I've lied about weirder things.

now that I've gotten soft, i just wanted you to love me. but you hurt me and it, just fucking infuriates me every time, into tears, and into cutting myself. It's warped me into something I'd never imagined I'd become as a child. I hate myself too much to tell the truth about who or what I am on the internet where I thought it wouldn't matter.

The last time, I was truly me, and I felt whole. Was when I was a little girl, I think it happened around 13 is when things began to fall apart and I became what I am now.

i'm not lying. this is me laid bare. I know, this is kind of hard to believe taking everything in. But, like. this is why the way that I am. I've been hurt so many times I don't remember a time that wasn't hurt.

everything else about my life right now is the truth because I've gotten soft and comfortable. I'm jewish, I have a girlfriend god help me I hope I don't hurt. I have, a modest amount of friends and at this point we live together.

i am just, deranged and I'm too humiliated to talk to my psychologist or therapist about it. I don't want to be on that level of anti-psychotic.

I am just the queen of baggage.

I'm trying to get better about it. I'm sorry I tried hiding it.

I'm. a rather revolting woman.

I deserve to commit suicide because I'm going to get worse with age and burn out.


 No.578131

tldr


 No.578132

>>578130

holy shit


 No.578133

>>578130

It's pretty fucking clear that you being here is bad for your mental health

hang out with your gf or something instead instead of suffering


 No.578134

there.

with that out of the way. I can finally get to cutting up my arms.

I pretended to be a black dude, and I have a history of pretending to be a boy on the internet going back to high school that stopped for a bit but came back. before coming back to here.

I create those identities to escape from the intense amounts of emotional pain I go through.


 No.578135

>>578130

what a story mark


 No.578136

>>578133

>still thinks the gf is real


 No.578137

>>578133

oh fuck off


 No.578138

>>578136

she's

real. at this point i'm telling the truth.

she's just with her family at the moment.

in about two days I'm probably going to separate myself from this. aside from skype.


 No.578139

jesus christ

vfan, you need help

like, professional help, not internet help

you're going to college, right? haven't you gone to the counseling center there?


 No.578140

File: 1451272125713.gif (5.5 MB, 430x334, 215:167, giphy236.gif236.gif)

>>578130

alright hang on


 No.578141

Is this the longest thing she's posted?


 No.578142

File: 1451272170353.gif (131.86 KB, 600x545, 120:109, 001960-Snickerss_skeleton_….gif)

Let's talk about smurfs instead


 No.578143

>>578139

honk honk :o)


 No.578144

>>578142

fuck off


 No.578145

>nobody will find my embarrassing posts from when i tripped on /x/

kind of a bummer tbh


 No.578146

>>578145

searching image.jpg now >:)


 No.578147

>>578139

I do.

There's just. a shit ton of stigma associated with mental illness.

and to be honest.

my existence is really humiliating. I can't even admit I have these problems.

I can admit to you since you're basically finding out about me.

it's difficult to explain to my psychologist how screwed up I am. And like I said, I don't want to be on those levels of pills. Like, Xanax levels.

I'm just. afraid of the consequences of being a monster.


 No.578148

>>578122

do you think if a pangolin sees an armadillo he thinks "what a ugly little mutant creep"


 No.578149

honl honl


 No.578150

>>578145

I only ever went to /x/ when some writefag made a story about some twink getting fucked by a bunch of things in an asylum.


 No.578151

>>578146

i didn't even have an iphone back then buddy


 No.578152

today was a good day


 No.578153

>>578147

well you already are a fucking monster so get help and maybe those pills will make you NOT a monster

i pretty much don't believe you for a second about any of this, but if you're telling the truth then you need to pony the fuck up and get on meds because as it stands you're a literal sociopath/bad person


 No.578154

>>578147

might i suggest: the weed, dude

it is very relaxing


 No.578155

>>578142

smurf off


 No.578156

>>578147

see

we're pulling bits and shreds of truth out of you

and theyre coming out kicking and screaming

now that youve told us and told yourself, you can tell others


 No.578157

>>578154

www.weedmaps.com she's got plenty of options, and I know it'd take all of a few moments for a doctor to recommend it if you tried to get legal.


 No.578158

>>578150

ooh

what kind of things?


 No.578159

>>578158

I don't remember let me go look.


 No.578160

>>578138

what does she think about you making hieroglyphics on your arms and shoulders


 No.578161

>>578147

you gotta realize that to a certain extent, that's the illness talking.


 No.578162

ball armadillos are pretty damn ugly imo lads


 No.578163

First one was a tentacle monster


 No.578164

hey is the person who used to post about wanting to kill me still here


 No.578165

gay porn... now thats spooky...


 No.578166

hi im the monster who feels bad about being a monster whats up


 No.578167

they got a message from the action man:

I'm happy, hope you're happy too


 No.578168

Second one a headless girl jacked him off


 No.578169

File: 1451272899456-0.jpg (1.13 MB, 1492x1080, 373:270, Schafer.Tatu_.CD5357-05.jpg)

File: 1451272899473-1.jpg (1.12 MB, 3456x1728, 2:1, Pangolin.jpg)


 No.578170

why are pangolins a meme now


 No.578171

>>578169

are those its nipples

incredible


 No.578172

>>578170

they're epic...


 No.578173

i didn't read any of that


 No.578174


 No.578175

>>578174

die tbh


 No.578176

>>578173

*applause*

grate success


 No.578177

>>578173

you're the worst trip

not even gonna unhide that


 No.578178

/


 No.578179

>>578174

not much hbu


 No.578180

File: 1451273132093-0.png (103.29 KB, 250x289, 250:289, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451273132094-1.png (66.45 KB, 189x209, 189:209, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578181

>>578179

gonna jack off soon probably


 No.578182

>>578177

"i didn't read any of that"


 No.578183

ben... must... DIE


 No.578184

ok


 No.578185

File: 1451273269675.jpg (62.3 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 1424120367368.jpg)


 No.578186

sakuya is like a dio I wanna fuck


 No.578187

>>578186

thats gay


 No.578188

this is why you should stay go


 No.578189

>>578153

This is me. I really, don't have any reason to lie at this point.

All my lies build me up as something positive. This, builds me up as something negative. Something more ugly. I wouldn't lie about it.

well I mean, I would lie to try and even further distance myself. But I'm not lying now.

i. wish I had never come here but it's too late for that now.

I don't think I'm a sociopath. And I think I should make that clear. I feel genuine empathy. I am capable of feeling love, and all flavors of emotions and sympathies.

I am in fact, this is the hardest part to believe get ready. I'm a very emotional cunt.

And the thing is. I think I just broke mentally through too much violent sexual trauma as a teenager.

like I broke to a point where I couldn't even admit to myself I was losing my mind.

I think, I probably have. Well what was already diagnosed.

Manic Depressive, Severe Anxiety. The things I am truly convinced I have that was not diagnosed is. DSM-5 cluster B. of which Antisocial Personality Disorder, or Sociopathy into Psychopathy is diagnosed. But I do not believe for a second I'm an actual sociopath because I regret everything I do but do it anyways because it feels good. Maybe Cluster C too.

I think, it's Histrionic Personality Disorder from Cluster B, that's the big one. And, Dependent Personality Disorder combined from Cluster-C.

And added to that. I am text book Dissociative, to the point of it developing into an Identity Disorder where I, for no real reason. Create new identities from myself of people with power over me. People like, men, boys. People I thought I could trust, but took advantage of me and destroyed me and my personality through beatings and abuses.

I might even have post traumatic stress, I just don't know. I doubt it though, but it's not impossible.

Intelligence and trauma never mix well, because the brain becomes better and better at escape until it becomes an emotion chameleon like I have.

In fact I think by growing more and more able to read people, I grew more and more to understand them, and from that aspect I think I became more and more seperated and alien. Though intelligent. I mean, you probably don't understand anything I'm saying or can't connect the dots. It's just a giant game to build back up my self esteem to regular levels after, well getting raped, and everything else at home and out of it. And I kind of learned to master the game, the game itself became a second skin to me. And, that's probably not good. But I guess you could say it's been informative?

thinking about all of how much I broke is making me cry again. i've been. doing that a lot.

I'm sorry I came here. This wasn't a good time for me to feed into my desires of extreme escapism and needs for affection even if it hurt

you could probably say that you've met me at a very strange point in my life.


 No.578190

i didnt read any of that


 No.578191

and also a better explanation of why I battle with substance abuse issues, as well.


 No.578192

>>578190

don't even attempt to read it.


 No.578193

>>578189

you never had a reason though


 No.578194

why is Bowie so hit-or-miss tbh


 No.578195


 No.578196

File: 1451273571407-0.jpg (17.02 KB, 313x215, 313:215, 1.jpg)

File: 1451273571408-1.jpg (892.04 KB, 2448x2448, 1:1, 1451266493058.jpg)

*sigh*


 No.578197

>Create new identities from myself of people with power over me. People like, men, boys. People I thought I could trust, but took advantage of me

wesley coming back but its actually vfan in disguise, spamming peridot


 No.578198

>>578193

I guess.

I already kind of explained, that most of you really are as monstrously uncaring and unfeeling as I am. In the way of people who hurt me before.

And, I guess I considered you people I giant weakling punching bag I can continually use as a self esteem booster.

but I got close. too close. and I got burned and that dragged me closer.

and now I'm here. and I don't want to be here. But I'm apathetic enough to give more detail, even if it's humiliating.


 No.578199

>>578189

vfan, that's classic black/white thinking. you believe that you cannot be good, so you must be bad.


 No.578200

>>578197

did wesley leave?


 No.578201

i spend an inordinate amount of time wondering what animals think of things

i wonder what my dog thinks my car is. she likes it a lot because it takes her fun places, but how does she logic that out in her brain? does she just think it's a magical room that teleports her somewhere? does she understand she's being carried by some kind of moving thing when she looks out the window? does she think cars are big weird animals that let us hitch rides in their bellies?

what's the deal, dog


 No.578202

File: 1451273713198.png (45.55 KB, 540x269, 540:269, tumblr_inline_nr30a0dsjq1q….png)


 No.578203

>>578200

so we hope


 No.578204


 No.578205

>>578196

hmmmmmm


 No.578206

vfans fake gf that she made up to get vris to like her


 No.578207


 No.578208

>>578190

stop stealing my bit you worthless zipperhead


 No.578209

whens el wes-a-rino comin back


 No.578210

>>578199

well I mean. am I good? I don't think so. You don't think so either.

I can admit my mistakes are catastrophically large at this point. It doesn't make me bad, but it makes me a broken or fractured person. And that's a dangerous person. Bad is a better more simplified way of putting it.


 No.578211

>>578201

this is a very relatable post


 No.578212

>>578208

when did you say that


 No.578213

>>578210

not being good doesn't make you bad.

life is complicated.


 No.578214

>>578208

im gay.


 No.578215

>>578206

She is real.

I am very charming despite how alien I am. But maybe falling in love with someone who loves me back might not be a good idea either. I don't know.

I feel like Seth Brundle mid-way transformation into Brundlefly. Like the insect exoskeleton is about to burst from my skin and shed me and really at that point nobody can sympathize with a giant insect human.


 No.578216

>>578189

you are no where near as smart as you think you are

i find myself saying that a lot here


 No.578217

pangolins look like cute little tyrannosaurs

Armadillos are just terrible


 No.578218

whens mr. martin, good friend to us all, coming back to the general


 No.578219

>>578215

i hope you enjoy hurting her


 No.578220


 No.578221

>>578218

shut the fuck up goddam


 No.578222

>>578213

Like I said I know that. But bad is a better way to say socially and emotionally dangerous.

Like, I still hurt for the people I hurt. It's complicated you're right. I'd never admit to being an outright evil person. But I am dangerous. And bad is just a better way to put it to people who probably aren't willing to break down emotions that far.


 No.578223

>>578220

marty mcfly


 No.578224

>>578219

that was a real fucked up thing to say to me right now tbh.

I wouldn't dream of ever emotionally fucking with her, besides maybe lying beneath everything I am kind of less woman more ghost.

I would separate and run before it came to that. But then again, you can never predict where these things go, and that's what frightens me the most.

so like, don't bring her into this. pretty please.


 No.578225


 No.578226

i have gf

she has big melons

her name is melony x3


 No.578227

>>578224

i know you'll do it, you know you'll do it, it is predicted


 No.578228

let's all attack vfans nonexistent gf


 No.578229

melon will never be as cute as cousin...


 No.578230

who is faker

vfans gf or cleety's cousin


 No.578231

>>578222

right, but you say you're having issues admitting this stuff to your psychologist.

maybe it's because, even if you know that rationally none of this makes you evil, you're afraid of the consequences?


 No.578232

>>578216

Well, I wasn't lying about my IQ either. It is 143.

High IQ + emotional trauma. it tends to bring people into darker more surreal mentally ill places.

I don't say I'm intelligent as a compliment to myself, I say it as there would be no way I could possibly go this far without being extremely resourceful in micromanaging my emotions and behaviors to the people around me.

And I might have been more stupid here because you are after all, people I do not know. And I assumed the danger wouldn't be here.

I don't know, really. Maybe me being so honest now puts you in an even more dangerous situation in relation to myself because I can come up with a rather large number of ways I can emotionally destroy people around here me as retribution I will forever regret that will send ripples throughout this place with ever chaotic drama.

I'm kind of smart too a severe fault. I'd rather be dumb.


 No.578233

>>578231

you are the knuckles of hsg


 No.578234

>>578227

I've never been in love like this, and I probably am going to talk to my psychologist about this next time I see her. So that doesn't happen

You're motivating me to get help anon, thank you.


 No.578235

>>578232

>I can come up with a rather large number of ways I can emotionally destroy people around here me as retribution I will forever regret that will send ripples throughout this place with ever chaotic drama.

you're powerless


 No.578236

>>578232

hurt me vfan, if you can >:)


 No.578237

any intelligent, nihilistic homestucks here


 No.578238

I'm too sleep to get up and get undressed and take off my makeup and go to bed

I just want to fall asleep right here, laptop still in my lap


 No.578239

>>578231

I'm afraid of the drugs actually. I'm afraid

I am entirely as social as I am because I have separated myself so far from my humanity that I can use my body as a tool to convey anything I could ever want. I am less of a person and more of a chameleon, or an angler fish, or a spider that lures its prey into its web. And my web would be positive to me and to them, so what's the harm?

And that is a god damn powerful tool to have in college.

Even if it's bad, I don't want to necessarily get rid of it, and I'm persuaded more to reveal little bits and pieces to my psychologist that wouldn't otherwise damage my upper hand.

Wanting to do that, does make me a bad person XLR, let's be real here.


 No.578240

>>578238

you can't sleep there, it's shadowboy territory


 No.578241

>>578235

If I was as powerless as you've always suggested I am, we really wouldn't be here now would we?

I'm more powerful than you could probably imagine.


 No.578242

>>578239

no, that makes you someone who doesn't want to be hurt again.


 No.578243

>>578240

silly anon, shadowboys don't have a territory

they are wherever light is not : )


 No.578244

>>578241

you weaseled the trust of an autist, another attention whore, and maybe some other idiots. quit jerkin yourself.


 No.578245

>>578241

what does that have to do with being emotionally destroyed


 No.578246

>>578242

You're very insightful. I like that.

I guess you're right. And even if that's not something I'm so hasty to give up.

It might hurt melanie, and that idea really fucks with me hard.

I, guess I really should get help and should stop justifying not getting help because it would probably take away everything I really love about myself at this point.

it's hard. I have the easiest time talking about it now though, because if I hadn't, I'd just get more and more hurt.


 No.578247

lol


 No.578248

>>578244

I've also gotten a disgustingly large amount of cheap sex and talked my way out of a million different things and become violent and rabid at people who touch me with out my express permission to the point of bloodying them past the point I really should have bloodied them.

Maybe not right now, but I can see myself building up a scenario in which everything comes tumbling down. I could even go outside the board to do it without even mentioning hsg's existence. Something that could change the playing field socially, slowly over time.

And that's why I need help probably.


 No.578249

http://spoiledmysterymeat.tumblr.com/post/136079641779/the-big-well-shit-my-car-broke-down-and-i-dont

I was told to link this here, if you guys want me to draw some shit like joey getting fukt by a dog or something hit me up, I'm cheap and need the cash


 No.578250

>>578241

Didn't you just literally say an hour ago you have no power here.

You've obviously stopped pretending to have emotions again so can you please fuck off.


 No.578251

>>578248

um, lol


 No.578252

>>578249

>Certain fetishes cost more than others, but absolutely NOTHING is off the table.

I'm kind of intrigued as to what you think is bad enough to require more pay.


 No.578253

File: 1451275248614.png (12.04 KB, 375x362, 375:362, JADE IS DEAD.png)


 No.578254

>>578245

well.

big things develop you into an overall worse creature.

>>578250

I guess you're right. I'm not

I'm kind of just in a separated daze right now talking about this.


 No.578255

>>578251

I suppose.


 No.578256

less yapping more slashing


 No.578257

>>578249

i'm actually surprised nobody ever drew joey getting fucked by her dog


 No.578258

I am at the point where I can't say anything that hasn't already been said and I'm closing the tab to regret things I just revealed about myself.


 No.578259

>>578258

later ho


 No.578260

>>578252

Basically the really deep weird shit like scat or vore. Stuff that squicks me out, I'll still draw it but it requires more incentive for me to draw 'sall


 No.578261

>>578260

> really deep

> vore

friskin unepic


 No.578262

>>578260

Yea I figured it'd be scat and something else.

I might commission you but it probably won't be fetish stuff. I'm honestly just curious because it's usually "I'll draw some fetishes but not others". I don't think I've ever seen "depends on how weird your fetish is".


 No.578263

File: 1451275627209.png (98.49 KB, 467x602, 467:602, 1418598171763.png)


 No.578264

>>578260

"It being common doesn't stop it from weirdin' me out" I say, having in the past drawn someone's futa cat oc getting possessed by a masochist ghost then applying a tazer to her own dick while she's trapped in her own mind

like I said, there's no limits here


 No.578265

joey has a good dog too

big fluffy dog


 No.578266

File: 1451275913664.jpg (28.27 KB, 315x350, 9:10, image.jpg)

>this entire thread


 No.578267

>>578265

who knows if the dogger will make the transition to 2D

non-humanoid animations might be outside of hussie's paltry 2.5 million dollar budget.... :,(


 No.578268

>>578266

i havent seen any lewd zelda though

what??


 No.578269

>>578268

that's cletus' shitty waifu


 No.578271

>>578248

this is cringey /r/iamverysmart tier shit you realise that right

like this reply couldve been a fedora being tipped if i felt like being less wordy


 No.578272

>>578271

maybe it sounds awful because I am mentally ill.

have you considered that


 No.578273

>>578272

maybe you should kill yourself already


 No.578274

>>578262

angel said something like that before

or maybe chaz?

one of the drawfags said they'd draw something really gross if hsg pooled up $200 for it


 No.578275

kill the past, jump over the age


 No.578276

I like this new Vfan

Vfan tell me how dashing I am

I am a beautiful man-- you are an ugly woman. Your mom was injecting bull semen or something during your gestation lol


 No.578277

>>578274

chaz re: roxkit being vored by chris christie


 No.578278

>>578272

as a mentally ill person you using it as a shield to deflect criticism away from yourself disgusts me.

Seek help, and don't do this.


 No.578279

>>578277

love you, anon


 No.578280

i wish we could get vfan institutionalized

i want to help her


 No.578281

>>578276

cletus as someone who makes up myself to play as a man in the past in order to distance myself from past traumas and as someone who has distanced themselves from humanity altogether and only chose my major to try and get children to escape from life before they end up like me.

you are certifiably more insane than I am.


 No.578282

>>578276

are you this insufferable irl?


 No.578283

i want to HEAR my tulpa


 No.578284

>>578278

oh fuck off you're just doing what I do by saying shit like that.


 No.578285

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

hush children

only good music now


 No.578286

>>578284

he's right you know you cant just self diagnose yourself with ocd and then stab a guy to make his face symmetrical

i forgot where i was going with that

haha


 No.578287

from now on: we should call vfan Poop Girl


 No.578288

how do you post youtube


 No.578289

>>578282

he has to be if he had to resort to incest


 No.578290

>>578281

You pretended to be a black man on /lit/ because of Internet fee fees or some shit and you're manic depressive.

I'm neurotypical fam

>>578282

No and you're mentally retarded for even considering that I am


 No.578291

>>578281

he's just stupid and slightly delusional

i dont think that's in the dsm


 No.578292

>>578290

>neurotypical

>fucking your cousin

choose one.


 No.578293

>>578292

give me the chaos emeralds, i've turned over a new leaf


 No.578294

>I'm neurotypical fam

ok this sentence cletus

hahahahahahahaahahaha

second

trust me it takes one to know one. You are crazier than I am and you need the most help out of everyone here.

I'm not a sociopath but I can say with 100% certainty you are.


 No.578295

>>578291

He's a sociopath trust me.


 No.578296

>>578294

*cums inside you*


 No.578297

I can't lie though, the yokel is more normal than vman


 No.578298

*cums inside cousin*


 No.578299

don't gum inside...


 No.578300

you can be neurotypical and an awful person


 No.578301

>>578297

thanks for your opinion but your opinion is wrong.


 No.578302

>>578278

right, right, "don't touch the shit"


 No.578303

*cousins inside you*


 No.578304

>>578278

i was convinced phantos posted this


 No.578305

>>578304

Heyyy you're right! That guy better cop to being me soon.


 No.578306

>>578301

opinions can't be wrong... they can only be epic or unepic...


 No.578307

>>578295

yes because he fucks his crippled cousin and brags about it online

more than enough information to diagnose someone with aspd


 No.578308

>>578297

yeah, but you know saying anything remotely close to a compliment toward him is still going to send him on a sad quest to suck his own dingus.


 No.578309

that hand was in bad lighting and I haven't moisturized since november nor have I actually shaved my arms since november.

and the other one was at my parents when I was 19.

it looks bad but I'll take another hand pic when I'm not a lazy fuck that's angled better and lighted better. it's feminine, and it's not as big as it looks.

I fucking am screaming at the idea of posting more and more of myself because I just. do not want that. That would be the last fucking thing you fucks see.


 No.578310

>>578309

i will see your vfeet. If not in a .jpg or a .png then mounted on my den wall...


 No.578311

>>578307

it's not that.

it's that I don't think I've ever seen him ever empathize with anyone. I've never seen him "empathize" in a way that didn't suit his interest.

For example his "empathy" towards his cousin.

I think he's incapable of it.

And he only sees things in terms of power. That too.

He's a sociopath.


 No.578312

scream me up lol


 No.578313

>>578312

sponge aren't you glad that I'm just like you though


 No.578314

I just checked my old tumblr account and I'm wondering why le fug I'm following shelby


 No.578315

>>578311

your face is a sociopath


 No.578316

vvivvisect vvivvisect


 No.578317

more sponge than sponge


 No.578318

>>578313

eh. you're worse in some aspects and better in others.

i think you're a dirty little meme girl


 No.578319

also it looks like she's doing some cheap stevie pooniverse knock-off comic


 No.578320

>>578318

>i think you're a dirty little meme girl

sponge can you please explain to me what this means.


 No.578321

File: 1451278029141.jpg (104.3 KB, 1060x1205, 212:241, tumblr_inline_n8hbat6g1L1s….jpg)


 No.578322

File: 1451278082228.jpg (14.58 KB, 200x200, 1:1, image.jpg)


 No.578323

what kind of headpoon do you wear


 No.578324

>>578322

is it an insult.

do you think less of me now

stop speaking in human centipede 3 caps because I really do like, relate to you a lot.

i think you're the only person here who's similar enough to me.


 No.578325

>>578324

Hasn't sponge publicly shit on you multiple times.


 No.578326

File: 1451278235593.jpg (81.5 KB, 657x720, 73:80, 1450886435604.jpg)


 No.578327

>>578309

Hahaha it wasn't the lighting and I didn't even see any hair on your arm

It's the epic proportions. That is a male hand. Nothing is going to change that except a judicious use of camera angle to disguise your ugly bear paws


 No.578328

>>578325

he's also said we're cool.....

we're so distant....I want my epic sponge to come back to me..........


 No.578329

>>578327

cletus

shut the fuck up


 No.578330

File: 1451278322428.png (602.78 KB, 657x720, 73:80, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578331

I'm the lilith of hsg tbh


 No.578332

>>578324

is it because i'm a shell of a person who employs the homunculus-equivalent of a personality to get cheap laughs or to provoke people?

or because i'm epic le lmao???


 No.578333

>>578330

>playing the same card

fuckin scrub


 No.578334

>>578332

it's because I too am a shell of a person who employs the homunculus-equivalent of a personality to get cheap laughs or to provoke people

except a little bit worse.


 No.578335

>>578329

but he is right on this one


 No.578336

everybody stop using the dog flag


 No.578337

>>578335

eeeeeeeh


 No.578338


 No.578339

File: 1451278564777.jpg (232.15 KB, 1920x818, 960:409, image.jpg)

>>578334

very epic


 No.578340


 No.578341

File: 1451278575224.png (483.16 KB, 497x732, 497:732, 1451063576910.png)

>>578331

>jewish mysticism


 No.578342

>>578336

i was thinking about taking it off but i'm going to leave it on now


 No.578343

>topdecks lavalanche, only card in the entire set that could save him

lucknigs.....


 No.578344

jewish mysticism is the most interesting abrahamic religion

still made up horseshit tho lol


 No.578345

File: 1451278859017.jpg (1.05 MB, 3264x2448, 4:3, IMG_0005[1].JPG)

>>578335

It's that I took it from a downward angle. It was a lot, smaller.

I didn't mean the lighting made it bigger I mean the lighter made it less pale.

I'm really as pale.

it's not a manhand

here's the other one I took that I should have posted reflects it a bit better.


 No.578346

>>578345

it does look less mannish in this


 No.578347

we need a pupper flag


 No.578348

Melissa McCarthy in...

NIGHT OF THE LIVING GLAND


 No.578349

>>578345

no offense but your fingers still look pretty hammy imo


 No.578350

krill yourshelves


 No.578351

>>578345

yeah still looks like a manhand


 No.578352

>>578345

saltlick?


 No.578353

>>578345

no offence but are you actually a corpse


 No.578354

>>578349

yeah i'm not gonna lie my fingers are a bit on the fat side. but this was also taken fairly close up

>>578351

not really?

in any case that's more of what my hand looks like. you can see it in the other pic I took months ago too.

I took the one from the weirder angle.


 No.578355

>>578353

lately yeah


 No.578356

shill yourselves


 No.578357

new idea: self-cucking

discuss.


 No.578358

>>578357

read: martyrdom.

Alternatively, grab a couple of tulpas and some rope.


 No.578359

>>578357

i asked about this earlier today

you need a clone


 No.578360


 No.578361

go cuck yourself


 No.578362

actually what does "go fuck yourself" even imply as an insult

are they telling you to go jerk off somewhere, like you're so self-serving that you might as well be pleasuring yourself

or are they literally telling you to put your peen in your bunglelore


 No.578363

File: 1451279744929.jpg (1.49 MB, 2383x3000, 2383:3000, image.jpg)


 No.578364

>>578362

who cares dude


 No.578365

>>578362

fuck off


 No.578366

>>578364

this is... inporntant....


 No.578367

File: 1451279787458.jpg (169.67 KB, 1600x800, 2:1, image.jpg)


 No.578368

who wants to pay off my wisdom teeth...


 No.578369

>>578363

she's like fat more obnoxious sandra bullock


 No.578370

>>578360

This is pretty cool, honestly. I could swing a couple bucks a month that way.


 No.578371

>>578362

your line of questioning is more entertaining than this endless shitflinging

I assume it started as the former but has over time been generalized into meaning more of a "go stick shit in your ass like the hole you are" thing


 No.578372

>>578369

she's "epic"...


 No.578373


 No.578374

i dislike the girl-who-says-gross-things-tee-hee archetype melissa mccarthy embodies, but you know what that spy movie was ok. 5/10


 No.578375

>>578362

it's a more satisfying fuck off pour moi


 No.578376


 No.578377

>>578362

It's more abstract than that. Like, go away into the world and dry up like spent semen.


 No.578378

>>578374

>girl-who-says-gross-things-tee-hee

a lot of girls do this in place of a personality


 No.578379

>>578373

The per "none" makes me wonder how often they get money from supporters, but it looks like a decent two in one cause.


 No.578380

File: 1451280126419.jpg (414.44 KB, 1500x1000, 3:2, image.jpg)


 No.578381

>>578360

i know joey was never a big name in any sense but for some reason this is so much more depressing to me than the disastrous plummet of hussie's career

joey.... bring back your forum bro.......


 No.578382

>>578380

what color is her aura


 No.578383

>>578378

On the other hand, all men do this in place of a personality bar none.


 No.578384

>>578382

brown with flecks of yellow


 No.578385

>>578383

le *faaaaaaaaaaaaaaart*


 No.578386

Brokenspacebar is HSG's Mellisa McCarthy and Egghead is HSG's Sandra Bullock.

I am HSG's Charles Manson.


 No.578387

>>578380

she looks way grosser in this weird skinny inbetween, almost disgusting and sickly

like an aunt who's dying from cancer


 No.578388

>>578386

wait do me too


 No.578389

>>578388

You are hsg's brutally charming and sarcastic ted bundy.


 No.578390

for anyone wondering, "bungalore" specifically means anus, not the ass in general


 No.578391

cletus is hsg's john wayne gacy because he's a fucking clown


 No.578392

>>578372

ha ha

i get it


 No.578393

>>578390

it's not a misspelling of bungalow?


 No.578394

File: 1451280629831.jpg (177.63 KB, 1000x751, 1000:751, image.jpg)


 No.578395

>>578393

not even remotely

die


 No.578396

>>578394

i literally just spit out cranberry juice all over my monitor and am currently choking to death on food thanks


 No.578397

I can't wait for Ghostbusters starring Melissa McCarthy


 No.578398

Melissa McFarty


 No.578399

>>578396

from laughing, or from utter horror?


 No.578400

File: 1451280814548.jpg (113.81 KB, 594x395, 594:395, melissa-mccarthy.jpg)


 No.578401

>>578386

dont go for the obvious bjork stalker


 No.578402

is anyone else horny right now?


 No.578403

>>578399

one quarter laughter three quarters revulsion


 No.578404

*shiver*


 No.578405

>>578402

not you since you suffer from erectile dysfunction


 No.578406

>>578402

no but i'm gonna jack off


 No.578407

>>578402

Couldn't hear ur sound wtf


 No.578408

>>578402

Go back to hispachan where they post the child porn


 No.578409

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 No.578410

File: 1451281071834.jpg (104.83 KB, 630x819, 10:13, melissa-mccarthy-2.jpg)

,


 No.578411


 No.578412

I am going to facemorph Yazawa Nico and Mellisa McCarthy to create the ultimate power.


 No.578413

the worst part of the spy movie is when she actually becomes confident and starts acting like a badass

that's when the movie became exactly what i expected, with mccarthy just saying words like "dumb bitch" and "vagina" and that being the entire joke because lol woemn don't curse! lmao haha shse used bad word, as wonan! hahnhahaa

but it was ok when she was playing the straight man to jason statham. not that funny but above expectations.


 No.578414

File: 1451281221769.jpg (Spoiler Image, 141.42 KB, 750x1334, 375:667, 1448867175445.jpg)


 No.578415

File: 1451281235048.jpg (93.66 KB, 1000x1076, 250:269, PaulaDeen1.jpg)


 No.578416

what is it with old energetic fat women that testifier all of us.


 No.578417

File: 1451281345535.jpg (19.96 KB, 640x480, 4:3, piccy.jpg)

>>578408

9449 0096 9993 9559 2101 50


 No.578418

spy but instead of mccarthy it's rev


 No.578419

>>578414

Who actually is this


 No.578420

>>578418

>it's rev

and say hello to the tagline


 No.578421

every single picture of rev, a look of burgeoning anger

like you just told him his waifu is shit and he's in the middle of angrily processing a rebuttal


 No.578422

>>578419

its rev


 No.578423

File: 1451281662581.jpeg (16.99 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 1451280629831-jpg--Nico-c….jpeg)

>>578412

I did it.


 No.578424

File: 1451281665651.jpg (292.59 KB, 1000x667, 1000:667, tumblr_o01mmgrefE1r35os0o1….jpg)


 No.578425

>>578424

this isnt joey.........


 No.578426

>>578423

Oh my godddddd


 No.578427

>>578424

okay but where's the porn though


 No.578428

File: 1451281836910.gif (203.26 KB, 445x679, 445:679, 1354583901012.gif)

>>578422

Oh no

is it actually


 No.578429

who wants to get horny with me


 No.578430

joey's jiggly jugs


 No.578431


 No.578432

File: 1451281883220.jpg (55.98 KB, 467x350, 467:350, image.jpg)


 No.578433

>>578428

no it's actually ae


 No.578434


 No.578435

>>578425

it's melon, vfan's on the right


 No.578436

>>578428

he doesn't look good in any of his pictures but he does look worse in that one


 No.578437


 No.578438

>>578428

>>578419

are you such a narcissist you can't be bothered to learn the freshest new meme


 No.578439

File: 1451282063467.png (228.37 KB, 512x768, 2:3, 1436771756151.png)


 No.578440

>>578439

is joey's disease spreading


 No.578441

joeyitus!


 No.578442

she's got a...case of the joeys......


 No.578443

File: 1451282388305.jpeg (17.82 KB, 300x400, 3:4, 1451280629831-jpg--426px-….jpeg)


 No.578444

two million dollars and two entire years of development to complete an hour and a half of work in unity


 No.578445

Joey's bad case of filariasis


 No.578446

well I had another terrible day today


 No.578447

>>578410

>that actually ok bone structure

fuck shed actually be okay looking if she werent that fat


 No.578448

>>578446

i had a great day!


 No.578449

>>578448

i'm coughing up phlegm.


 No.578450

kinda looks like a fat natalie dormer


 No.578451

>>578449

it's spelled cum


 No.578452


 No.578453

I too had a bad day.


 No.578454

>>578453

i've had a bad whole fucking week


 No.578455


 No.578456

so you had a bad day

you're taking one down


 No.578457

>>578454

>Christmas week

>bad

lmaoing at your life


 No.578458

>>578457

this was my first christmas and I couldn't even have fun.


 No.578459

>>578457

I had a bit of a falling out with my family


 No.578460

*lmaos at myself*


 No.578461

File: 1451283540496.png (3.31 KB, 311x143, 311:143, 51PH.png)

>my decision to go back to hsg


 No.578462

>>578459

oh dear

sorry for lmaoing, anon


 No.578463

>>578459

i bet it was your fault


 No.578464

>>578463

it kinda was

but they overreacted and now I'm worried about going back

I can't stay at my friends' places for much longer so I guess I'm gonna have to


 No.578465

>>578463

why are you such a jerk


 No.578466

File: 1451283859200.gif (30.85 KB, 400x60, 20:3, whatdidyoudo.gif)


 No.578467

>>578446

you've been on hsg almost all day

you make bad choices you have bad days


 No.578468

or you can blame everything on your perceived mental illnesses and bad experiences because you've never been accountable for your actions so why start now


 No.578469

File: 1451284182779.png (1.22 KB, 136x230, 68:115, roxykitten in the corner.png)

>>578466

I don't wanna talk about it

this could be the end of me posting on HSG

I just hope someone else will keep up roxkitposting while I'm gone


 No.578470

>>578467

i've been on it all day because I feel like shit because I haven't seen my girlfriend since her family came in.

i'm just not in a good mood already because I'm too clingy. i just feel like staying inside all day, and I bounce off this place as an area I can confess what's happening to me. i don't know.


 No.578471

>>578468

what the fuck is your fucking problem.

like why say shit like that? You know I'm mentally ill at this point and you know mental illness effects every aspect of your life.

I wasn't even going to blame it on that what is your fucking problem why is it every time I give you the benefit of the doubt you just fucking do this shit that makes me hate you more & more & more???


 No.578472

>>578470

you shouldn't need a place to bounce off of

and if you do it shouldn't be hsg


 No.578473

>>578469

Sorry to hear you've run into a rough patch. Hope it turns out for the better, soon.


 No.578474

>>578471

i wasn't talking to vfan i was talking to you


 No.578475

>>578471

pooooooost yoooooooour dick


 No.578476

>>578469

even though you've given me non stop bullshit I hope you feel better


 No.578477

>>578469

fat chance


 No.578478

>>578469

dump all your roxkit


 No.578479

>>578476

this is why you suck


 No.578480

>>578479

hahahaha


 No.578481

File: 1451284549191.png (353.13 KB, 1006x809, 1006:809, 1358315263266.png)


 No.578482

>>578481

so are you the kat or the nep


 No.578483

>>578478

into the recycle bin


 No.578484

what did roxkit anon do

did his family find out about the pedophile thing


 No.578485

>>578471

vfan have you considered that absolutely none of us give a shit about your mental illness and that we all want you gonezo


 No.578486

File: 1451284804977.png (6.08 KB, 197x243, 197:243, 1359602325927.png)


 No.578487

Joey is cute cute cute!

Peridot is shit shit shit!


 No.578488

File: 1451284845373.png (442.24 KB, 1280x1157, 1280:1157, tumblr_n7phvm5Ry91r2yxjno1….png)


 No.578489

>>578486

karpeta...


 No.578490

You have a gun with only one bullet

which recently posted meme girl do you shoot


 No.578491

>>578489

that's clearly nepekat


 No.578492

>>578478

didn't I put my roxkit folder on mega a while back

>>578484

no


 No.578493

>>578490

this thing >>578488


 No.578494


 No.578495

>>578490

nepooter


 No.578496

>>578485

I've been given this tough love bullshit all my life.

It never works and it just made things worse.

The only way I can leave is if it gets better and your bullshit doesn't help me one bit. Try empathy you fucking scuzzy douche. I don't want this either.

Just shut the fuck up.


 No.578497

File: 1451285229742.png (11.08 KB, 650x450, 13:9, 1362602322208.png)

6933


 No.578498

File: 1451285238552.png (612.44 KB, 1216x1920, 19:30, tumblr_nzz1dtvboJ1uymsigo2….png)

did you work out today HSG


 No.578499

File: 1451285244454.jpg (82.74 KB, 550x820, 55:82, image.jpg)


 No.578500


 No.578501

being fat seems really hard


 No.578502

>>578479

okay

given the nonsense you post your simplistic fucking retard who pissed his family off because he knows bullshit about what or what not to say around your family.

Does that sound any better?

Go the fuck away and don't come back.


 No.578503

>>578498

yeah actually

i probably counteracted it by eating 3 pretzel rolls tho


 No.578504

File: 1451285344563.png (1.17 MB, 1081x822, 1081:822, tumblr_nzu205ckC61ulca3wo1….png)


 No.578505


 No.578506

>>578504

get killed


 No.578507

>>578496

it's not tough love, we want you gone and do not care

Stop talking about yourself, we literally don't care about your problems. Discuss something other than than yourself or leave.


 No.578508

>>578498

no because these fucking cats wont stay out of my room

stop gawking you little hairballs


 No.578509

File: 1451285494128.png (333.25 KB, 946x1170, 473:585, tumblr_o015ca7l4z1tneq7do3….png)


 No.578510

>>578507

I go here maybe once a year and he gets it in one. Also, stop responding to her. Act like she doesn't exist and let her eventually fade into nothing when she realizes she's talking to herself.


 No.578511

>>578507

I've been given that too.

And I've just about had it with it.

I want to tell you to go fuck yourself and I want you to shut the fuck up. tbh.

Make me leave. Literally make me leave because every single option you have to make me leave will just infuriate me more and make me stay harder.

I didn't even bring up my fucking problems I answered that dipshit. Just shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.


 No.578512

>>578509

god will destroy you


 No.578513

>>578510

Wow how thoughtful.


 No.578514

File: 1451285593044.jpg (355.17 KB, 801x1219, 801:1219, tumblr_nzqta7S2BC1ur0dojo1….jpg)


 No.578515

>want dog

>don't have time for dog

>friends suggest i get cat instead because you can leave them alone all day

cats are bad and gay though


 No.578516

File: 1451285618256.png (9.51 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1449347553834.png)


 No.578517

>>578514

no....no..! We killed you!


 No.578518

>>578515

Some cats can be chill and loving, too.


 No.578519

>>578511

we're trying to make you leave you psychotic cunt, that's why you're banned on sight

literally everyone here hates you


 No.578520

>>578515

get a ferret


 No.578521

>>578515

That's terrible advice, cats also need a lot of attention or they start breaking your shit


 No.578522

are you ready to hear a joke

western animation


 No.578523

File: 1451285736855-0.png (317.46 KB, 1280x1529, 1280:1529, fat weeb lizard.png)

File: 1451285736859-1.png (243.32 KB, 866x1000, 433:500, tumblr_nz6u0iUeB51twwmw3o1….png)

File: 1451285736885-2.png (307.21 KB, 853x1000, 853:1000, tumblr_nz6u0iUeB51twwmw3o2….png)

File: 1451285736885-3.png (351.06 KB, 568x900, 142:225, tumblr_nz6wwqcRbQ1us93evo2….png)


 No.578524

>>578519

oh shut the fuck lmfao.

This shit didn't hurt now and it won't hurt then.

I don't give a solid shit if you hate my ass is a static existence anchored like a tumor here.

You might as well kiss my ass.


 No.578525

>>578515

If you get a cat with a good attitude then they're fine

Just make sure that they're cuddly when you adopt them and it should be fine


 No.578526

>>578523

people with fat fetishes are disgusting


 No.578527

>talking about cats

So the IGPD crazy cat lady infection spreads...


 No.578528

File: 1451285842068.png (605.17 KB, 1023x972, 341:324, 1450768296035.png)


 No.578529

File: 1451285860721.png (439.18 KB, 1049x583, 1049:583, e70be2992242b97686be7d680c….png)


 No.578530

i wish i was friends with alphys so i could ask her for mouthpics


 No.578531

It is object truth cats are better than dogs.

i want a kitty eventually.


 No.578532

>>578515

dogs are only great if you live on or near a lot of land

like I mean a fucking farm

anywhere else, cats own


 No.578533

>>578529

>short vriska

bad


 No.578534

File: 1451286028280.png (35.33 KB, 656x626, 328:313, f41f7bb3dda1327748ce049a21….png)


 No.578535

File: 1451286041065-0.png (873.17 KB, 1280x1119, 1280:1119, tumblr_nztnplWxnC1qmirwpo1….png)

File: 1451286041209-1.png (1.74 MB, 1280x1219, 1280:1219, tumblr_nztnplWxnC1qmirwpo3….png)

File: 1451286041210-2.png (1.32 MB, 1280x1347, 1280:1347, tumblr_nztzlngibW1qmirwpo2….png)

File: 1451286041211-3.png (692.55 KB, 1280x1140, 64:57, tumblr_nzvir16Ea71tuk7i1o3….png)


 No.578536

epona is a Shit Horse


 No.578537

File: 1451286111751.jpg (428.39 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, 1450766008838-1.jpg)

.


 No.578538

File: 1451286171894.jpg (429.97 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_o01jijU2e71qmirwpo1….jpg)


 No.578539

File: 1451286198692.jpg (24.07 KB, 450x227, 450:227, image.jpg)


 No.578540

>>578539

cats reflect who I am better than dogs.


 No.578541

File: 1451286248038-0.png (170.89 KB, 1280x1374, 640:687, tumblr_nztzlngibW1qmirwpo1….png)

File: 1451286248049-1.png (805.03 KB, 1280x1600, 4:5, tumblr_nzvtkhV7Xn1sh2lm2o1….png)


 No.578542

boys = dogs

girls = cats


 No.578543

>>578542

cool people = dogs

anal retentive shitheels = cats


 No.578544

>>578543

i expected this from vfan, but from you sponge.....................


 No.578545

👢


 No.578546

>>578543

sponge

no


 No.578547

ban megane


 No.578548

File: 1451286443498.png (64.34 KB, 672x506, 336:253, 1446673363776.png)

>>578547

I'll just take his place


 No.578549

File: 1451286479682-0.jpg (220.95 KB, 800x1035, 160:207, 45829643_p0.jpg)

File: 1451286479682-1.jpg (178.03 KB, 701x896, 701:896, 1449338880784.jpg)

File: 1451286479737-2.png (215.44 KB, 540x407, 540:407, tumblr_inline_nzdws79FQX1q….png)

File: 1451286479739-3.png (402.34 KB, 540x477, 60:53, tumblr_inline_nzdy8usniD1q….png)

File: 1451286479740-4.png (86.45 KB, 540x540, 1:1, tumblr_inline_nzut604DT91t….png)


 No.578550

dogs are superior to cats in every sense


 No.578551

File: 1451286594790.jpg (17.61 KB, 209x153, 209:153, Boniface_III.jpg)


 No.578552

Only morons have a cat or a dog. Smart people raise one of each together.


 No.578553

>>578550

except for the fact that cats actually have a personality.

dogs are great if you enjoy stinky boys.


 No.578554

File: 1451286612705.png (283.02 KB, 987x950, 987:950, 1394673094645.png)


 No.578555

>>578552

that costs money nobody has.


 No.578556

>>578553

go back to cutting yourself


 No.578557

dogs and cats are both great and you're an asshole if you hate them


 No.578558

File: 1451286690162.png (172.51 KB, 894x522, 149:87, d060a96991234bd59a7aed378a….png)


 No.578560

>>578557

this actually


 No.578561

try to make him touch your ass

so we can sue his ass for sexual harassment


 No.578562

the vfan and spongelord wars

whoever wins we lose


 No.578563

>>578553

yes, eating food an laying around and generally not giving a shit about you and existing as an aesthetic extension of the owner is totally an epic personality

much epicer than a loyal, loving friend who is always overjoyed to see you and is game to go on any adventure and will literally love you every moment until they fucking die


 No.578564

manic vfan: boring and annoying

depressive vfan: epic and funny


 No.578565

>>578529

>fit nep

best


 No.578568

File: 1451287207988.png (59.2 KB, 900x1000, 9:10, 1367793592861.png)


 No.578570

im goongggggghgggggggggggggggg HAHAHAHAHA lllloooollllllhah hahahaga hhasgdasaaaaaaaaaaa llllllooooooolllllllllll jajajajajajajajaja lllloooooolllllllll LLLOL iurssss a goood meeremmjeeee 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀


 No.578571

>>578568

I thought this was a tongue for a bit


 No.578573

>>578569

my favorite part of dating people is telling them how i spent time inpatient

second only to telling them my awful fetishes


 No.578574

honestly i need somebody to be the dwight to my bill boss

but maybe not that ugly


 No.578575

sometimes you really want to fuck her right in the pussy


 No.578576

a pussy is the one thing designed to get fucked


 No.578577

>>578572

what's with the sudden crush on the 17 year old who started the boxcutter meme


 No.578578

>>578576

whaat about the...

bbutthole llllLLLOLLLLL XXXDDDDDXDDDDDD**^^^^^DDDDD^DDDDDDDDDXXDDDDDDXDdddxXDDDDD^Ddddx^DDDDDDDDDD


 No.578580

>>578579

i'm not gonna go into detail but i didn't try to kill myself

i did have an epic psychotic break though! a very talkative, nonviolent one. so i guess that's epic


 No.578581

who wants to see an epic pic


 No.578582

>vfan going to town on her hand with an actual™ saw

>blood spraying everywhere

b-boner


 No.578584

>but i just. i don't see the problem with manipulating people when it gets me what i want.

*tips menorah*


 No.578585

>>578579

why would you lie about that though


 No.578588

>>578587

well youve already posted 3 pictures of your hand today

and im sure you can clearly see them if theyre saw scars on the nudes if an anon can helpfully post them


 No.578589

>>578583

it's okay to be in love with me

i'm in love with me too!


 No.578590

>>578584

she's not wrong

id kill to be a sociopath

except i wouldnt actually kill cause im not a sociopath

shame really


 No.578591

>man hands

>man voice

h m m m m m m m m m m m


 No.578593

>>578592

what does that even mean


 No.578594

File: 1451288401029.png (167.78 KB, 700x532, 25:19, 1363646901961.png)


 No.578595

what stupid ape nigger started deleting her posts again


 No.578596

>>578595

*raises paw*


 No.578597

"(of a person) weak, abject, or repulsive."

huh

how did you get that


 No.578598

grant...

the nigger for when your dick can't get bigger!

grant!

he'll fill that cunny!

grant!

he'll... succ his own meemaw...


 No.578600

grant would fuck his own sister for a slice of cheese


 No.578602

grant!

he'll drop out of highschool because he has a homosexual anxiety disease!


 No.578603

>>578601

butt hurt


 No.578605

grant!

one smol smeck from his gf to his hemorroids!

grant!

his jewish mom bestowed genetic prolapse upon him!


 No.578606

grant!

his bad taste in anime makes me want to slit his throat with my dick!


 No.578607

>>578604

youve spammed threads for fucking ludicrous amounts of time on his behalf

tell me thats not the sound of butthurt


 No.578609

grant!

he's a fucking nigger! he's a bigger nigger than the president!


 No.578612

grant!

mama mia his italiano girlfriend loves that gland!


 No.578614

these new anti-smoking campaigns are retarded

one of them literally says "I play too many video games to smoke".

like, I guess this is better than DARE


 No.578616

that little swiss miss! grant's girlfriend loves to lap up his piss!


 No.578617

>>578614

that's the idea

they're retarded to encourage you to rebel against them and smoke


 No.578619

>>578615

man

we went over this like, 2 days ago

remember when you spammed horse anus and gore after i had stopped banning you because you got mad you didnt want to ignore mlp porn (where youve never blinked an eye at people posting far worse)

remember how i said im just gonna start treating you like i did before again

that didnt stop being a thing in like, the week since it happened


 No.578620

File: 1451289305038.jpg (114.71 KB, 600x800, 3:4, image.jpg)


 No.578622

>>578614

What I don't get are those anti-vaping ads that make it seem like vaping is just as bad as smoking, because then when kids learn it's not they think that there's 0 side effects and then get super addicted to nicotine


 No.578623

>>578622

vaping is just as bad as weed

and weed is very bad


 No.578624

File: 1451289452933.png (586.25 KB, 1280x1191, 1280:1191, 1388382404842.png)


 No.578625

File: 1451289480520.jpg (197.87 KB, 1024x696, 128:87, image.jpg)


 No.578626

so, uh, smoking weed makes you worse than somebody who dropped out of highschool and doesn't have a job... ?

you're not joking... ?

haha...

lol...


 No.578627

>>578619

as a matter of fact grant my man.

I am not mad

I am immensely apathetic towards my life and everything about my life

Delete my posts I really don't care because it really doesn't solve the problem of my posts.

I mad at you for totally different reasons.


 No.578628

>>578627

wait I admitted I actually was mad at the end there didn't I

shit........


 No.578629

grant's a little nigger that didn't get any christmas presents!

why didn't he get any presents?

why, because he's a nigger!


 No.578630

>>578627

are you le jealous im with my gf


 No.578631

sponge is rutheless


 No.578632

Meet the new vfan gremlin

Spongelord


 No.578633

grants just a little /b/oy... LOL


 No.578634

>>578630

low blow you poo face


 No.578635

grant's right though I'm jealous.


 No.578636

File: 1451289752550.png (496.91 KB, 950x1000, 19:20, tumblr_m7hrcvkafP1raigdno1….png)


 No.578637

>>578634

thats the only thing i can think of....

i dindu nuffin

im a good boy

gettin my life back on track

need mo money fo dem programs


 No.578638

>>578632

i'm not even doing this just because of the vfan thing

this crusade against grant's complacent bland cunt status has been a long time coming


 No.578639

>>578637

can you not ban me right now tho

I'll stop calling you names :3


 No.578640

i'm jealous of grant's ability to get away with doing nothing with his life LMAO!!!


 No.578641

sponge grant's gf just said hsg isn't worth going back to anymore.

you're straining their relationship to its breaking point

please think of what you are about to say next


 No.578643

File: 1451290000660.jpg (10.86 KB, 300x300, 1:1, 2015082112.jpg)


 No.578644

you're giving me succ sweet nothings


 No.578645

I have a very very hard time telling anonymous poster apart, so I request grant uses one of his funny tripcodes again preferably the bazinga one even though I think big bang theory is cancer the word in the context of a trip is pretty funny to me for some reason


 No.578646

>>578643

get it

Grants.

LOL


 No.578647

uh oh we better all stand up for the old man in the dress who bangs a tiny hammer down or he might decide that we have to live in a cage


 No.578648

grant's gf breaking up with him unless he bans me

"it's me or the spongelord!", she will text to him, and not say, because it is an internet relationship.


 No.578649

its cool that every nerd plays video games and types at eachother for 16 hours every day for years and are then baffled by their depression/anxiety


 No.578650

Take a leaf from the book of cis white men from Greece all those thousands of years ago, and Listen to reason and logic.


 No.578651

>>578648

they're actually hanging out with each other right now

and have been since mid December.

you better watch what you say. they can shit talk you without the vast distances required for this joke to work.


 No.578652

File: 1451290144189.png (267.22 KB, 900x623, 900:623, 1360668286616.png)


 No.578653

who the fuck is logic


 No.578654

Oh and can you believe egghead is back with bsb

what a dumb thirsty ho


 No.578655

take a (mint) leaf and use it to wipe ur ass grant lol i bet u smell like a dookie LMAOOOOOOOOOOO 💯😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯💯😂😂😂😂😂💯💯💯


 No.578656

File: 1451290185055.jpg (14.59 KB, 480x360, 4:3, hqdefault.jpg)


 No.578657

I was a very emotional sort, quick to blush and quick to tears. But this wasnt doing me any good in life, so I set about replacing all my emotions, one by one, with irony. Now if I care about something, I laugh at it. If I love someone, I insult them relentlessly. In 5 years, I have hardly uttered a serious sentence. I walk around with one eyebrow permanently raised, and I'm not sure it will ever go back.


 No.578658

>>578651

and you actually believe that?

i have no idea how people will believe grant's horseshit over yours. you at least make it believable


 No.578659

>>578658

sweetest thing you've ever said to me...imma cry....


 No.578660

File: 1451290407849.jpg (34.23 KB, 189x289, 189:289, image.jpg)

goodnight cunts & niggers lol


 No.578661

File: 1451290434017.jpg (105.74 KB, 540x471, 180:157, tumblr_nr1rmcXU2y1tghz4zo1….jpg)


 No.578663

sponge is asleep. what do I have to live for now.


 No.578664

im star poster grant. i first started reading hsg when i was about 12. by 14 i got really obsessed with the concept of "irony" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really bizarre and i would repeat things like "nigger balls" and "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" in my head for hours, and i would get really paranoid, start seeing things in the corners of my eyes etc, basically prodromal schizophrenia. im now on antipsychotics. i always wondered what the kind of "ironic" style of hsg humor was all about; i think it's the unconscious leaking in to the conscious, what jungian theory considered to be the cause of schizophrenic and schizotypal syptoms. i would advise all people who "get" hsg to be careful because that likely means you have a predisposition to a mental illness. peace.


 No.578665

>>578664

poor boo.

do you want to talk about it?


 No.578666

just kidding I don't really feel like talking to someone who jokes about how I became seriously mentally damaged from abuse and torment in my adolescence.


 No.578667

>>578666

thats a years old fyad copypasta its not about you


 No.578668

I hear "i love shitting inside nigger assholes" is a code for infinite lives in hiveswap


 No.578669

File: 1451291148712.png (245.45 KB, 600x600, 1:1, 1388381417836.png)


 No.578670

also I know im late to this but lol at the game being downgraded to 2D because The Huss doesn't have anymoney left haha what a clownshoe of a human


 No.578671

>>578670

can you imagine the mental hoops people must be jumping through to defend him

it astounds me anyone ever gave him money, not even just because of the olive garden thing but because of how awful homestuck was and how little he even cared when the kickstarter started


 No.578672

>>578671

the people who defend him are the same type of people who would rather die from drinking cyanide koolade than admit that they were wrong in their previous judgements.


 No.578673

>>578670

let's be honest, he raised 2 million with the only info being "homestuck vidya"

any expectations beyond that were unrealistic


 No.578674

File: 1451292094388.jpg (63.72 KB, 650x488, 325:244, 7gzb.jpg)

look at this photograph, everytime i do it makes me laugh


 No.578675

>>578674

>They put her in the moonbeam so it wouldn't be obvious that she has no shading at all

it gets worse the more you look at it


 No.578677

did namco high have character walkaround parts, or was it just drawings of characters with textonly?

Because if so hiveswap is heading that way very very soon


 No.578678

hiveswap is going to be made in unity with free asset packs


 No.578679

Hiveswap is going to be made in unity with free ass packs


 No.578680

File: 1451292546594.png (410.79 KB, 942x773, 942:773, tumblr_mhizn0bhLm1raigdno1….png)


 No.578681

File: 1451292693979.png (594.26 KB, 800x639, 800:639, ClipboardImage.png)

I just jacked off


 No.578682

File: 1451292749769.png (1.19 MB, 1024x819, 1024:819, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578683

>>578681

congrats dude


 No.578684

>>578681

>jacking off to anime fatties


 No.578685

File: 1451292964253.jpg (108.79 KB, 1280x579, 1280:579, tumblr_nzd2m4NQR51simgp5o1….jpg)

>>578681

get better taste


 No.578686

>>578684

no I jacked off to nudes a cute girl sent me


 No.578687

>>578683

thanks man


 No.578689

File: 1451293151764.png (196.57 KB, 540x405, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578691

he cucc me


 No.578692

>>578690

Not giving a fuck has been their most powerful tool so far, I don't see that changing anytime soon.


 No.578693

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

this is oddly nostalgic


 No.578694

File: 1451294794653.png (139.2 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 1369121214769.png)


 No.578696

File: 1451296592026.png (5.97 KB, 147x238, 21:34, roxy kitten.png)

>>578478

>>578492

Hey and it's still up, too

https://mega.nz/#F!u1EiAYiZ!Sq8KWquKODbhOheXpACbKw

have fun pretending to be a baby catgirl online


 No.578842




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