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File: 1451290437624.png (646.12 KB, 681x925, 681:925, 1329234482401.png)

 No.578662

Don't tell the you-know-whos.

>>578069

 No.578695

benin


 No.578697

good night

love you


 No.578698

benis


 No.578699

File: 1451297312197.png (12.12 KB, 500x250, 2:1, 1448928012909.png)


 No.578700

ohaiyo, hsg


 No.578701

File: 1451299430403.png (1.92 KB, 123x131, 123:131, growing roxy kitten.png)

https://mega.nz/#F!u1EiAYiZ!Sq8KWquKODbhOheXpACbKw

just incase other people wanted to take up the catbaby tradition


 No.578702

mournings


 No.578703

>>578702

*ignores*


 No.578704

File: 1451304507951.png (505.63 KB, 308x810, 154:405, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578706

we dead


 No.578707

File: 1451305491549.jpg (357.25 KB, 800x600, 4:3, 1450965058415.jpg)


 No.578708

hence nothing remains except for our regrets


 No.578709

the under tale lizard megane(maybe? idk theyre anonymous) wants to fuck is just a magikoopa without the wizard robes

thats fucked up


 No.578710

File: 1451307675842.png (Spoiler Image, 869.92 KB, 1264x1196, 316:299, ClipboardImage.png)

trigger warning: just some real bad stuff going on behind that spoiler, don't click!


 No.578711

>>578710

buddy, every post you make is bad stuff


 No.578712

File: 1451307803592.jpg (768.03 KB, 600x2617, 600:2617, 1451057260931.jpg)


 No.578713

>>578711

but that is real bad stuff

not the normal bad stuff i post


 No.578714

File: 1451307892497.jpg (347.18 KB, 1257x2671, 1257:2671, 1450821762644.jpg)


 No.578715

i amke a pooooost


 No.578716

>>578710

why is she wearing lipstick


 No.578717

>>578716

so you know she's a girl


 No.578718

>>578717

but she has a vagina...


 No.578720

File: 1451308279962.png (300.29 KB, 685x477, 685:477, 1451021802888.png)

how did shelby manage to get worse


 No.578721

File: 1451308341900.png (100.18 KB, 500x261, 500:261, rs.png)

>>578720

>has grown


 No.578722

File: 1451308499256.png (176.76 KB, 800x442, 400:221, tumblr_nyyl5wQYPX1us3swho1….png)

>>578720

>>578721

her art nowadays literally looks like a 14 year old doing steven universe fanart...i actually feel bad posting this


 No.578723

>>578722

wait isnt that papers' art?


 No.578724

>>578720

pic on the right is more competently drawn though


 No.578725

"Heroes on both sides?" What?


 No.578726

so characters don't have to have red noses if they're drawn ugly enough

amazing, as a non american i never knew cartoons had these complexities. Truly it was a crime to neglect /co/ on an anime imageboard all those years ago


 No.578727

File: 1451309954937.jpg (171.86 KB, 600x390, 20:13, 1450158812737.jpg)

good form, pupper


 No.578728

i feel like my leg muscles have gotten more defined recently, which is nice

good legs are the foundation for a good butt, aesthetically


 No.578729

>>578720

Why are you following shelby


 No.578730

File: 1451311414436.png (1.22 MB, 1280x720, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578731

File: 1451311540850.png (659.97 KB, 600x729, 200:243, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578732

when the weed hits your lung like a dick in your bung that's amore


 No.578733

the snow was like glittery silver ice cream when i shoveled last night. but the back and forth made me dizzy. i think one thing i've noticed about getting older is getting dizzy easier


 No.578734

File: 1451313388470.gif (829.65 KB, 400x225, 16:9, flapflapflap.gif)


 No.578735

i just stuck my finger in my crotch and sniffed it and nearly threw up. that shit is rank


 No.578736

File: 1451313726806.png (3.96 KB, 572x650, 22:25, 1432322643191.png)

>tfw letting the wl bar fall from the rack because i'm an idiot and awkwardly walking away while watching out of the corner of my eye two PTs checking the floor

this is the second time it has happened


 No.578737

File: 1451313880095-0.png (428.44 KB, 683x565, 683:565, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451313880096-1.png (402.95 KB, 683x565, 683:565, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451313880097-2.png (405.14 KB, 683x565, 683:565, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578738

File: 1451313917205.png (404.33 KB, 683x565, 683:565, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578739

>>578720

If I didn't know any better I'd think that icon's a man


 No.578740

>>578737

what's wrong with this peri


 No.578741

I hope roxykitten gets run over by a truck


 No.578742

>>578740

she's turnin yella


 No.578743

>>578738

is this from the su comics or something

it looks professionally done, excluding the text bubbles


 No.578744

>>578743

Looks like someone took a picture of SU with their phone


 No.578745

>>578743

there's a new preview for the stevenbomb


 No.578746

Joeybomb when


 No.578747

>>578745

oh cool


 No.578748

Joey bombing WhatPumpkinStudios' office when


 No.578749

is your hair game on point, hsg?


 No.578750

is shrek's cum green?


 No.578751

does shrek lay eggs?


 No.578752

When you wreck vfan's plans and reveal her man hands that's amore


 No.578753

me bored


 No.578754

>>578753

wanna fuggle?


 No.578755

File: 1451318153522.png (55.03 KB, 344x399, 344:399, 1428686149218.png)


 No.578756

>>578751

yes but they're called "shreggs", thank you very much


 No.578757

File: 1451318285281.png (34.08 KB, 464x364, 116:91, shut up.png)


 No.578758

File: 1451318372122.png (28.87 KB, 464x364, 116:91, does shrek lay eggs.png)

oops this is what I meant to post


 No.578759

File: 1451318812282.png (115.92 KB, 640x480, 4:3, Does John Care.png)


 No.578760

i decided saltlick doesn't deserve all the epicness


 No.578762

>>578761

i genuinely fucking hate you


 No.578764

furry asscrack


 No.578766

HEY I'M TRUMP


 No.578767

grumpy trumpy


 No.578768

and I'm not so trump


 No.578769

>watching porn like i do

>guy is shoving fleshlight in girl's face while fucking her

but why

who is this porn even for?


 No.578770

>>578769

give me a link


 No.578772

File: 1451321888146.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.92 MB, 540x284, 135:71, why.gif)

>>578770

i can't find a tube link

here's a gif


 No.578773

>>578772

i don't get regular het porn, its almost always so generic

in fact, the two actors in this scene are so generic that even the strange act of rubbing of the fleshlight in the woman's face becomes boring


 No.578774

>>578772

did the guy use it?

why is there even a fleshlight?


 No.578776

*becomes disillusioned with porn*


 No.578777

>>578772

Maybe they couldn't afford a second actress so they just used a fake vag instead


 No.578778

*becomes illusioned with porn*


 No.578779

>>578774

yeah, but still, why?

is his dick messed up and he can't get his motor running without a fleshlight?


 No.578780

yesterday: clothes

today: weed and party supplies


 No.578782

>>578780

DUDE WEED LMAO

DUDE WEED LMAO

didnt you post one time about smoking cat nip or some gay retard garbage like that


 No.578784

>>578783

I hate porn that isn't just a girl alone

Watching two people fuck is quasi cucking


 No.578785

I can't believe no-one told me about the bara atsume art in the last thread

>>578782

yeah, it's cheap, it's legal, it's mildly psychoactive, and I don't need more than half a pinch of weed to get high so it makes a good base layer to keep me from inhaling the good stuff


 No.578787

I Like To Drink Blood

And Smoke The Weed


 No.578788

>>578787

i want a weedlord vampire gf


 No.578789

File: 1451324048892.jpg (46.71 KB, 751x394, 751:394, rain.jpg)

>>578786

Same softcore is best


 No.578790

aw man, roxkit anon thinks he might stop posting in HSG? I hope someone picks up roxkit posting. not me, that would make me Completely Intolerable


 No.578791

should i listen to the arrange of rinbu revolution or smt III's normal battle music first, so many options!


 No.578793

>>578792

I cannot get off to bodies with no faces

It's weird and sort of unsettling


 No.578794

>>578789

muh mexican lust


 No.578796

>>578795

Oh no that ass is fine I love ass

But full bodies no

Like, a picture of a girl's tiddy or vag or feet is too far from a full person and I just view it as an aesthetic object that's pretty on its own

But like pic no 2 is in an uncanny valley. I mean damn what a nice waist but it's not giving me any boners it's just a non-sexual appreciation of the form


 No.578798

>>578797

Yes but ironically enough I need a face and identity to connect to something on a sexual level while you just like anonymous interchangeable bodies

You're objectifying women more than me tbh


 No.578799

File: 1451324985585.png (291.92 KB, 800x800, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>578797


 No.578801

>>578785

youre such a loser lol


 No.578802

>>578800

epic life tip: some people require visuals and some people are good at the imagination


 No.578803

>>578801

please imagine me crying a single tear. that's what I'm doing. you've hurt me, and I'm not sure if forgiveness is possible


 No.578805

so i was all like 'dude weed' and he was like 'lmao'


 No.578806

File: 1451325279707.jpg (11.89 KB, 150x200, 3:4, what the fug.jpg)

>>578799

Why does the inner cavity go so deep how are you gonna get the cum out


 No.578807

>>578804

Yes we know


 No.578808

>>578806

you put it in the dishwasher you retard


 No.578809

>>578808

oh

what the fug


 No.578811

>>578806

>get the cum out

for what reason


 No.578812

>>578809

just put it in with your pots and pans bro

dont be a pussy, fuck the pussy (the rubber one)


 No.578813

VIOLENT BREATHING


 No.578815

>>578810

1: it's cheap

2: it's legal

3: it's mildly psychoactive

4: I don't need more than half a pinch of weed to get high so it makes a good base layer to keep me from inhaling the good stuff

I guess there is a 5, which is

5: one of my weirder friends found this out somehow and I picked it up from him


 No.578816

>>578806

you flush it with water than wrap a baby wipe around your finger and scrape it out


 No.578818

>>578816

are you telling this us from experience


 No.578819


 No.578821

>>578819

:/

i bet you have a gross one like a little girl or one with a little dick on it


 No.578823

File: 1451325770976.png (167.51 KB, 473x278, 473:278, ClipboardImage.png)

>>578820


 No.578824

>>578821

no, trust me grant...


 No.578825

File: 1451325815190.png (985.26 KB, 1577x548, 1577:548, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578826

File: 1451325842202.png (531.09 KB, 1024x356, 256:89, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578827

File: 1451325889920.png (2.54 MB, 2884x1048, 721:262, ClipboardImage.png)

from /jp/


 No.578828

>>578825

>>578826

whoa holy shit

came to the thread just to post that and someone beat me by 30 seconds

i guess great minds, meme alike :D


 No.578829

>>578826

>>578828

Are you guys in the /v/ thread?


 No.578830

>>578827

see grant i have the lilith uterus, safely off the loli scale


 No.578831

File: 1451326013311.png (230.81 KB, 557x368, 557:368, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578832

>>578831

i like how niggers is in bold


 No.578834

File: 1451326083713.png (101.43 KB, 472x528, 59:66, 1384454419784.png)


 No.578835

File: 1451326089834.png (291.13 KB, 926x311, 926:311, ClipboardImage.png)

>>578825

>>578826

>not posting the edit


 No.578836

>>578833

*pokes*


 No.578837

>>578832

makes me think she's saying it in a really exaggerated way

"these NIGGERS have the dragon balls!"


 No.578838

>>578829

i got mine from a /co/ thread actually


 No.578840

File: 1451326247411.png (4.83 MB, 2866x1454, 1433:727, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578843


 No.578844

>>578841

http://pastebin.com/hwhGL66a

check out this epic


 No.578845

File: 1451326416132.png (7.14 MB, 3984x2241, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

rate my christmas gifts hsg


 No.578846

>>578845

The one with the mouth and nose is cracking me the fuck up


 No.578847

>>578825

>>578826

it begins

*ominous latin chanting*


 No.578848

one fleshlight is embarrassing, but having multiple just seems lavish and unnecessary


 No.578849

make your jokes now, ben 😈


 No.578850

die now, ben


 No.578851

end ben

bend


 No.578852

File: 1451326735391-0.jpg (50.8 KB, 500x333, 500:333, 322.jpg)

File: 1451326735395-1.jpg (240.18 KB, 960x960, 1:1, 323.jpg)

>>578792

>>578795

morning lassies


 No.578853

File: 1451326739139-0.png (29.66 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451326739152-1.png (29.66 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451326739153-2.png (29.66 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451326739154-3.png (29.66 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)

File: 1451326739162-4.png (29.66 KB, 427x430, 427:430, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.578854

File: 1451326839640.png (141.88 KB, 500x700, 5:7, 1438042187725.png)


 No.578855

>>578853

megane even you can't possibly find that attractive


 No.578856

i want megane to leave


 No.578857

File: 1451326922508-0.png (71.61 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 01.png)

File: 1451326922568-1.png (55.53 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 02.png)

File: 1451326922568-2.png (45.02 KB, 255x255, 1:1, 03.png)

does this still work


 No.578858


 No.578860

I had no idea that a bra could be comfortable to wear?? the old bras I bought for drag were the right band size and everything, but the materials in this one are so much less itchy and sweaty, I keep forgetting I have it on


 No.578861

File: 1451327472816.gif (807.73 KB, 326x504, 163:252, 1425935779429.gif)


 No.578862

>>578860

i was right


 No.578863

>>578862

about what, anon? have we talked about bras before


 No.578865

who let the vworm out


 No.578866

>>578859

where are the balls


 No.578867

suge...


 No.578869

>>578865

Time to give her le daily sponge bath :)


 No.578871

File: 1451328867153.png (8.04 KB, 750x750, 1:1, barg3.png)


 No.578872

>>578787

what do you do dracula


 No.578873

no mods no hope


 No.578874

File: 1451329711440.gif (Spoiler Image, 420.72 KB, 500x372, 125:93, bluh bluh i vant to smoke ….gif)


 No.578875

do you think zwid ever looks down at his pen0r and goes... "barg barg"


 No.578876

File: 1451329967312.png (524.88 KB, 850x638, 425:319, ClipboardImage.png)

*triggers vfan*


 No.578877

no mods deep

uh

board?


 No.578878

wanna nap

GONNA NAP


 No.578879

what kind of wizard do you want to be hsg?

people who aren't on the path to wizardhood need not answer


 No.578880

>>578879

does oral count


 No.578881

>>578879

come to the slutceror side, XLR. all you have to do is install Grindr and hit up someone cute but not stunning


 No.578882

I always forget that "sorcerer" ends in "er," early early on in my learning to read I decided it ended in "or" and I've been ignoring all contrary evidence ever since


 No.578883

wizards could invent new spells in the harry potter universe, right?

why come they didn't invent a spell that killed all libs


 No.578884

>>578881

what if you don't have your own place to host and people who'd ask where you're going if you went out


 No.578885

>>578879

one that can use shapeshifting magic


 No.578886


 No.578887

>>578884

>don't have your own place to host

I happen to know the answer to this one, and the answer is "older men"

>people who'd ask where you're going if you went out

I have White Parents™, they usually asked where I was going but dropped the subject if I was intentionally vague. your mileage may vary


 No.578888

>>578879

nueromancer


 No.578889

librallium cuckoldimus!


 No.578890

>>578887

my parents tend to be more on the interrogation side of things

but hey, older men

maybe when i get my own car next year


 No.578891

>>578883

you'd think somebody would have invented a genocide spell and cast it on a human at some point, but...


 No.578892

also I managed to confuse my mother about my slutting ways, I think. one time she said "do you have condoms" and I said that I wasn't gonna do anything that needed condoms, which she seemed to take to mean that I wasn't gonna have sex, because she stopped acting so concerned every time I left the house. what I actually meant was that I was planning on having outercourse

>>578890

if you have a real life friend whom your parents know and trust, you could get them to provide an alibi for you. "oh yeah, I'm going to hang out with X, we're doing blah blah and blah" and then give X the story to feed them if the 'rents get suspicious


 No.578894

>>578892

oh, they never check up with the friends

so really i should just lie through my teeth

time to spend the next few months getting ready to slut it up


 No.578895

remember kids

lying is good if it keeps you out of trouble

just be prepared to go down twice as hard if they find out


 No.578896

>>578892

parents only fear the sexual relations of their children for two reasons

1. you getting STD's

2. you knocking someone up/getting knocked up

if you dont need condoms for what you're doing you're not gonna get either of those

she knows you're safe


 No.578897

File: 1451333850555.jpg (74.68 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, scunt.jpg)

me rn


 No.578900

>>578899

vfan they weren't talking about you


 No.578901

File: 1451334122346.png (1.47 MB, 1080x1440, 3:4, 3454334.png)

me rn


 No.578902

File: 1451334224625.jpg (79.81 KB, 900x600, 3:2, 2db8ab_5357470.jpg)

hey vfan whats up


 No.578903

>>578900

oh.

woops.


 No.578904

>>578899

how do i make this about me


 No.578905

File: 1451334319328.png (1.5 MB, 706x1020, 353:510, 9442722523111.png)


 No.578906

man last night was surreal

i can't believe some autist put that much effort into proving vfan had a trip on /lit/


 No.578908


 No.578909

big bang theory is the bane of my existence

i think my parents trying to drive me out of the house with the constant sound of laugh tracks and terrible jokes and leonard's nasally whiny baby voice


 No.578910

>>578907

stop replying to the shithead


 No.578911

>>578908

just general autism y'know

maybe it was vfan in a wig


 No.578912

File: 1451334807037-0.jpg (532.66 KB, 1600x1200, 4:3, EdmontonZooArmadillo.JPG)

File: 1451334807038-1.jpg (202.25 KB, 600x371, 600:371, pangolin4.jpg)


 No.578913

I can't tell on what level

>>578895

is serious, but I'm always surprised when people act like lying is inherently bad. Sure, in an ideal world we'd all be honest all the time, except for planning surprise parties. That's because, in an ideal world, telling the truth never puts you in danger, and people don't punish you for doing things that are harmless and morally sound.

If your planned course of action is safe and morally a-okay, but telling the truth about it would mean other people would unjustly curtail your freedom to do that thing, lying is a reasonable course of action. You have to account for things like "can I sustain this lie until these people no longer have power over me," "do I value the relationship I have with these people in such a way that I would prefer to be honest and have my freedom restricted than dishonest and unrestrained," and "am I willing to deal with the possibility that lying about my actions will only make them punish me more," but those are practical concerns. There's nothing morally at issue with lying to protect your right to do as you please without harming others.

Likewise, some lies are necessary to avoid being harmed. Particularly lies to one's parents about gay sex. I mean, my parents were chill about my sex life- as chill as parents can be- but not all parents are so chill.


 No.578914

>>578913

i was serious btw tbh


 No.578915

>>578899

I don't remember Grant saying he was black and to my knowledge vris always said she was that girl from the /v/alve meetup.


 No.578916

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

>>578915

what are you hoping to accomplish here


 No.578917

>>578915

oh yeah, i remember /v/ris. i don't get what's with people feeling the need to have an identity among an anonymous discussion environment and then to go on act as a persistent lie via said identity. y'all fuckers got issues.


 No.578918

>>578917

oh, so she admitted she lied about being that gir?


 No.578919

>>578915

in the context i was writing it in when i told vfan i used to say it elsewhere to act like a dick, and then call people racist when they told me to fuck off

but thinkin about it like

that kind of did also happen in hsg

there was that dude with the k-on shirt and the ak47 and someone posted that saying it was me as a joke

and then people took the joke serious because idk it makes sense home stuck readers wouldnt know a joke if it bit them on the ass

t. me


 No.578921

File: 1451336152851.jpg (40.96 KB, 450x600, 3:4, 1329937704561.jpg)


 No.578923

>>578920

oh you admitted that was you? I must have missed that.


 No.578924

more stevey uni SOON


 No.578926

>>578925

You do but you are never going to get it and are instead just going to continue to shitpost on here.

So, whatever.


 No.578927

>>578925

it's like moody all over again


 No.578929

>>578925

can't you go find some mmorpg guild to ruin instead of posting here


 No.578931

my new tablet is great, it solves a ton of problems i'd just had to live with with my old one


 No.578932

>>578930

what about mmofps?


 No.578933

>>578930

you heard it lads

let's take hsg to runescape /b/oys...


 No.578934

>>578933

i wanna play games with hsg....


 No.578935

what was the memecraft server like


 No.578936

somebody left catholic propaganda in all the christmas stockings at my office

i should put communist propaganda in all the stockings in response


 No.578937

>>578936

shit in the stockings


 No.578939

imagine if the puritans had succeeded in abolishing the pagan holiday of christmas


 No.578940

>>578936

oh no...how terrible...


 No.578941

>>578938

I miss Sheev.


 No.578942

>>578936

you should put dildos in them


 No.578943

mud

kip

mud

kip


 No.578944

muh

dik

muh

dik


 No.578945

i herd u liek muh dik


 No.578946

File: 1451338093904.gif (1.54 MB, 300x229, 300:229, 1382110799249.gif)

>>578926

>celebrates a Christian holiday

>is offended by Christian stuff

yes clearly you should put shit from a atheistic dictatorship that banned Christmas, that makes a lot of sense


 No.578947

Man you people can be very dumb some times


 No.578948

>>578937

i'm not spreading peridot propaganda, besides they can dna test it

>>578940

it is! it's a 60 page fanfic about a family who sucks jesus' dick or some shit. i literally couldn't get past the first paragraph: some little shit tells her grandpa how much pie she ate

>>578942

tempting


 No.578949

File: 1451338142197.jpg (148.24 KB, 773x1000, 773:1000, 1406792644039.jpg)

me rn


 No.578950

File: 1451338181433.png (342.27 KB, 408x500, 102:125, ClipboardImage.png)

>>578947

>>578946

>christmas

>christian


 No.578951

>>578947

your're mom can be very dumb some times lmaofl


 No.578952

>>578948

does it include chalk rolling to the floor unbroken


 No.578953

>>578946

i don't celebrate it, the stocking was forced on my door i tell ya!


 No.578954

like some atheist went down to one of those Christian soup kitchens for a free meal since they're homeless but they saw a picture of Jesus so they just spun on my heels and stormed out of there angrily


 No.578955

anon should put satanist propaganda in the stockings

or something relatively nice and then have a note that says "because i'm not an ass who shoves my religion down everyone's throats"


 No.578956

File: 1451338263234.jpg (54.94 KB, 600x399, 200:133, 1408041074238.jpg)

me rn tbh


 No.578957

>>578956

hhooooo what the


 No.578958

>>578954

>my

spacebar is there something youre not telling us here


 No.578959

>>578946

>Christmas

>Christian holiday

spacebar you get stupider and stupider


 No.578960

>>578949

post the page with sugar approving of him boning poil


 No.578961

this calf has a funny face


 No.578962

>>578956

what the fuck is this


 No.578963

>>578956

The rare coconut camel


 No.578965

If it isn't Christian then why does it have 'Christ' in the name? Checkmate, atheists.


 No.578966

File: 1451338425348.png (11.28 KB, 500x500, 1:1, 0.png)

>>578950

>>578959

yeah clearly it was started by those Hindus


 No.578968

>>578964

christmas is 12 days..


 No.578969

>>578962

>>578963

>>578957

dont you know a horse when you see one

smh


 No.578971

>>578966

No it's a fucking druid pagan holiday

Christmas is 3 days after the winter solstice for a reason

Yule logs are pagan

Christmas trees are pagan

Gift giving on Christmas is also pagan


 No.578972

>>578970

How would a Jew know?


 No.578973

>>578966

No it was started as a pagan celebration and when people were trying to force christianity they said "Ok you know that thing you do every year? Now you're doing it for jesus."because they knew trying to rob people of all their culture would make taking them over harder.


 No.578974

atheists are greedy and want presents but don't want to have to go to church and give to poor people, so they all act like Christmas just fell out of the fucking sky 10 years ago.

Like yeah coca cola made santa claus red but the holiday has been around for two fucking thousand years you pigfuck retards.


 No.578976

File: 1451338563181.jpg (1.48 MB, 2448x3264, 3:4, IMG_20151228_152401.jpg)

>>578952

not in the first paragraph, but maybe in the second

pic related


 No.578978

>>578976

i

i think it's a lankeypost


 No.578979

THIS KONG

DIED FOR YOUR SINS


 No.578980

this crazy messiah

just digs this tune, huh!


 No.578981

File: 1451338739073.png (4.35 KB, 500x250, 2:1, Oekaki.png)

Lankey Kong's Kong Kross


 No.578982

>>578974

>Like yeah coca cola made santa claus red

',:^y


 No.578983

File: 1451338754640.gif (1.14 MB, 250x250, 1:1, ishygddt.gif)

I'd like to see you faggot demand your boss take back the Christmas bonus they gave you. Fat fucking chance, not only because most of you guys dont have jobs, but because a federal holiday means time off and people give you stuff.

Yeah they don't celebrate Christmas in Islamic countries or atheist countries, but they do in Christian countries like America and Europe.

Huh. Imagine that...


 No.578984

>>578977

what's so suspect about a birth on december 25th?


 No.578985

the dk kanon


 No.578986

File: 1451338776647.png (1006.2 KB, 1024x490, 512:245, ClipboardImage.png)

>>578978

>Stretch his arms out

>Just for you

Oh my god.


 No.578987

>>578983

chug my dong breh


 No.578988

>>578984

wasnt mao born on december 25


 No.578989

"muh pagan holiday" translates to "I don't want to have to give anyone anything but I will happily be a gift parasite from Christians who have jobs"


 No.578990

*faaaaarrrrrrrrts*


 No.578991

>>578983

What do you even mean by an "atheist country".

Japan doesn't really care for religion much as a whole, and they celebrate the fuck out of it.


 No.578992

>>578989

What part of "Christmas is actually a pagan holiday" translates to "I don't want to give gifts to people" to you?


 No.578993

>>578991

>what is shinto

jesus christ anon....


 No.578994

what if that time jesus went to a mountain to fly and glow for his disciples, he inflated himself


 No.578995

>>578991

Japan is westernized due to America controlling themafter ww2.

by Atheist countries mean ones like cuba and the USSR, who taught atheism as their state religion in schools, like all communist countries


 No.578996

>>578993

Japan is like 60% atheist


 No.578998

>>578988

nah. day after, apparently.


 No.578999

>>578995

I'm pretty sure Russia celebrates Christmas.


 No.579000

>>578996

shinto is practiced by nearly 80% of the population.


 No.579001

>>578989

Why do you always assume people have some ulterior motive for disagreeing with you?


 No.579002

>>579000

fuck off eri


 No.579003

>>579000

Culturally


 No.579004

🙏🎋🙏


 No.579005

>>578999

yeah nowit does because it's no longer an atheist-ruled country. The USSR fell inthe early 90s, ifanyone was wondering


 No.579006

>>579000

and a shit ton of people practice christmas without being christian/pagan


 No.579007

>>579001

because he's an utter buffoon

also he's trying to buy egghead roses hahahahahahaha


 No.579008

wwhat wwould eri do


 No.579009

>>579007

ur jelous hahahahahahaha


 No.579010

>>579005

why are you not spacing your words out.

are you perhaps le mad


 No.579011

>>579000

Japan believes in Pascal's wager.


 No.579012

fun fact: people made funof senator mccarthy for being paranoid about commie spies, but when the Soveit Union fell in the 90s and all the classified documents came spilling out, it was proved he was right and there were lots of communists in hollywood. But the left-wing media and hollywood kept that under wraps because they had spent the last 3 decades making fun of him and didn'twant to go "oops our bad"

>>579001

because peoplewho disagree with me are dumb and wrong


 No.579013

>>579012

were they spies or were they just communists


 No.579015

File: 1451339546111.jpg (65.88 KB, 372x300, 31:25, cowboy-boot-sideburns.jpg)

mccarthy did literally nothing wrong


 No.579017

>>579013

all commies are jews

and jews are born spies

t. nixon


 No.579018

>>579012

mccarthy was literally working for israel, it was proven

because communism would have ruined the jewish grip on the american economy


 No.579020

>>579018

communism was literally created by jews. Prove me wrong.


 No.579021

>>579014

i dream of giving a girl roses some day :c i love romantic cliches it's sweet. i think something like flower giving should be spontaneous and unexpected though, and casual, like showing up to their door with a single pretty flower or somethin


 No.579022

flowers are fine, roses are trite


 No.579023

Rape and kill all girls

Behead corpse and keep head so you can fuck their skull later


 No.579024

>>579021

yeah I was going to do that ironically but flowers cost like 90 bucks apparently and fuck that noise


 No.579027

>>579025

Jesus was created by God.

Also there were no jews back then, there were talmudists and judeans.


 No.579028

>>579020

communism has literally existed since the first hunter-gatherer societies

unless we all descended from jews, this is impossible


 No.579029

Was Jesus a communist?


 No.579030

>>579029

he was and that's why the rest of the jews crucified him


 No.579031

>>579027

ackhsually the talmud was created centuries after jesus happened


 No.579032

evenings


 No.579033

File: 1451340275603.png (535.4 KB, 560x667, 560:667, ClipboardImage.png)

>worshipping a shitskin kike

lol

>>579027

>Also there were no jews back then, there were talmudists and judeans.

LOL


 No.579034

>>579024

they are fuggin expensive

I ordered a bouquet delivered to my mom one year for mothers day when i had lodes of money and it was like like 90 bucks for the cheapest option whew


 No.579035

>>579032

hi

i jacked off last night it was good, hadn't jacked off for a few days and it was relatively thick


 No.579036

>>579032

shh, we're arguing about jews and jesus and communism and christmas


 No.579037

>>579032

epig lotion boykinnn xD


 No.579038

wiz never dissapoints


 No.579039

>>579029

"he who does not work shall not eat"

boom I win the argument.

>>579031

then what book did the Pharisees who had Jesus killed read and use?

boom I win again.


 No.579040

>>579037

>>579035

your face, your ass


 No.579041

File: 1451340447130.png (352.71 KB, 726x408, 121:68, bscap0002e.png)

hes got red eyes from smoking weed


 No.579042

>>579035

good to know

>>579036

i didn't read any of that

>>579037

male lotion kintype


 No.579043

>>579039

talmud is just sour jews ripping off the quran


 No.579044

>>579039

you didn't work for the first 18 years of your life, you should have starved by now :^)


 No.579045

>trying to install tablet drivers on new PC

>spend forever constantly uninstalling and reinstalling them because they refuse to work

>turns out I was installing the wrong ones because I was just clicking the top download on the wacom website

boy howdy I sure am retarded


 No.579046

my dad talks about how many points his reddit posts got at the dinner table

he must be stopped


 No.579047

>>579039

>then what book did the Pharisees who had Jesus killed read and use?

The books that constitute the Hebrew Bible developed over roughly a millennium. The oldest texts seem to come from the eleventh or tenth centuries BCE, whilst most of the other texts are somewhat later. They are edited works, being collections of various sources intricately and carefully woven together.

Since the nineteenth century, most scholars have agreed that the Pentateuch (the first five books of Scriptures) consists of four sources which have been woven together. These four sources were combined to form the Pentateuch sometime in the sixth century BCE.


 No.579048

File: 1451340623229.jpg (198.21 KB, 774x1032, 3:4, socialist jesus.jpg)

>>579039

>"he who does not work shall not eat"

That isn't a refutation of communism

In fact considering the time period it's more of an endorsement

>then what book did the Pharisees who had Jesus killed read and use?

The Tanakh you fuck


 No.579049

>>579039

>a soviet slogan confirms jesus is not a communist

wew


 No.579050

Mark 12:17--Then Jesus said to them, "Give back to Caesar what is Caesar's and to God what is God's." And they were amazed at him.

Acts 4:32--All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had.

Face it Christfags are crypto-commies


 No.579052

Acts 4:32--All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had.

Face it Christfags are crypto-cucks


 No.579053

so did Shrinedust get married? whats with the ring?


 No.579054

christian socialism is a joke and never works

no matter how many times it's attempted


 No.579055

>>579052

Isn't one of the commandments "do not covet thy neighbor's wife"


 No.579056

>>579055

don't cover her... have her...


 No.579057

>>579053

cockring?


 No.579058

burn this thread to the fucking ground


 No.579059

>>579053

BTFO

>>579054

Socialism is shit the weak are meat for the strong to eat

Mohammed>Jesus tbh


 No.579060

does praying to yourself make you a pagan?


 No.579061

▄█▀ █▬█ █ █ █ █ █ █ ▀█▀


 No.579062

>>579059

both jesus and mohammed teach us to kneel

i'd rather follow something that teaches you to stand up


 No.579063

>>579062

damn...


 No.579064

>>579062

I like you


 No.579065

>>579059

communism > socialism >>> super saiyan god super saiyan goku >>> kuririn > tien > yamcha >>> bulma >>>> a pile of poo >>>>> capitalism


 No.579066

*rules in hell a lil*


 No.579067

>>579059

this is like, a middle school kind of mindset


 No.579068

>>579062

I stand up with the righteous sword of glory to slaughter unbelievers like you and commie mooslems.


 No.579069

Sofia Lamb was right when she pointed out how Andrew Ryan knelt before the power of The Great Chain of Industry with the same reverence as people who knelt before a Crucifix.

atheist libertarians have more in common with us Bible-thumpers than they would care to admit


 No.579070

>>579065

Nigga you know this list is shit when yamcha ain't at the bottom...

>>579067

That's the primal animal nature in you. It's why kids bully.

Live it, don't fight it.

>>579068

Turn the other cheek bitch boy


 No.579071

>>579065

where's joey!!!


 No.579072

>>579071

no canon power level available till the game comes out


 No.579073

>>579071

inside your post


 No.579074

>>579070

this is some epic pseudointellectual bs

every human has an animal nature, because every human is an animal


 No.579075

turning the cheek to people who meanto harm me, no probem. But when they mean to harm the Church...they ain't evadin' my crusadin'


 No.579076

>>579074

> because every human is an animal

Exactly you got it fam

>>579075

Yeah man those fucking rapist priests just got attacked mercilessly by the liberal media...


 No.579077

>>579076

>catholics

>real christians


 No.579078

>>579076

they were gay mean raping little boys, the left triedto play that part down and play up the religion part. Funny how that works huh?


 No.579079

over 9000 penises


 No.579080

>>579078

Gay catholic men who developed severe psychosis because of their mandatory celibacy


 No.579081

>>579060

No just epic


 No.579082

ufufufufu~


 No.579083

upupupupu


 No.579084

wowowowowowo


 No.579085

kakakaka


 No.579086

lelelele


 No.579087

File: 1451343005505.png (26.76 KB, 220x123, 220:123, 1451267611318.png)

itt


 No.579088

rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero


 No.579089

oraoraoraoraoraoraoraoraora


 No.579090

mudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamudamuda


 No.579091

dorararararararararararara


 No.579092

erierierierierierierierierierierierierieri

eri-vederci


 No.579093

wassup my nuggets?


 No.579094

File: 1451343878746.png (205.72 KB, 1207x625, 1207:625, fouca3.png)


 No.579095

this can only be the work of an enemy stand


 No.579096

you know what they say

stand users attract other stand users


 No.579097

>>579094

what board is that?


 No.579098


 No.579099

you feel refreshed and protected


 No.579100

but you're still hungry...


 No.579101

>>579098

oh lol


 No.579103

>>579093

just nigging lol


 No.579104

is saints row the most trans friendly game series?


 No.579105

>>579104

no that is undertale :o


 No.579106

>>579102

>>578920


 No.579108

>>579102

do you have any self control over there or do you sperg out just as hard everywhere else?


 No.579109

>>579102

wait sorry i linked to the wrong post

>>578919


 No.579110

>>579104

no, that's gta

transmen, transwomen, trans-ams, transmissions

and train missions, which is kinda like transmissions


 No.579113

>>579111

i've never been one to leave a lasting impression.


 No.579114

what's really funny about this

is i lied about being black once too. i even told them my name was jamal...

it was very epic...


 No.579115

>>579111

at least there is a jon. i'm not so sure about there being a vfan.


 No.579116

*transforms*


 No.579118

File: 1451344753545.png (85.76 KB, 1786x722, 47:19, Vfan rape.PNG)

could you imagine if THIS was what people remembered you for?


 No.579119

>>579117

it means we don't know if anything you say is true or you're just making more shit up but we know jon is real


 No.579120

transblack me up lol


 No.579121

>>579120

i used to make transblack jokes too, but nobody believes that shit


 No.579122

>>579121

coming from me at least :'(


 No.579124

does rochester have blacks?


 No.579125

>>579118

This is worse than wonk's thing wasn't it.


 No.579126

>>579124

yes

>>579123

i'm not edgy...


 No.579127

>>579123

i love jon! i hope he chokes on a garbage plate!


 No.579128

vfan isn't real... because nothing is real...

makes u think...


 No.579130

>>579127

now i'm hungry


 No.579132

>>579123

do you compare yourself in a positive manner to whoever is talking to you so you can feel better about yourself or what


 No.579133

i hate it when people feel sad for people doing things alone like "there's an old lady doing crosswords alone at Starbucks thats so sad"

like no that looks swell i wish i was her

or just because it was christmas like i was walking around with my friend and he saw someone walking on a running track and said that made him feel depressed. like no they look they're having a very nice day enjoying a brisk walk and don't look sad at all come on they're just doing their own thing. I would love to have time to myself on christmas

like I go around doing things alone all the time because I want to, are passing strangers feeling sad for me


 No.579134

>>579125

wonk is a flea compared to the swollen tick that is vfan


 No.579136

File: 1451345407297.png (397.29 KB, 1024x576, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)

*gets my vom on*


 No.579137

>>579133

yeah it's total normalfag behavior to arbitrarily declare people sad/pathetic as they go about their business


 No.579139

I guess it was sad that one time though when i was checking out a carnival while working out west, and i wanted to go on the ferris wheel but they needed two people so a carny went on with me


 No.579140

>>579136

That looks like a man


 No.579141

>>579138

ty bae


 No.579142

>>579138

am i a swollen flea too?


 No.579143

>>579136

can you get her killed


 No.579145

File: 1451345541615.png (33.49 KB, 1787x414, 1787:414, Vfan trained in psychology.PNG)

this one was pretty good


 No.579146

>>579140

vfan = ashly


 No.579147

>>579146

vfan=anthony


 No.579149

>>579148

the ass is fat


 No.579151

>>579148

my ass is really fucking nice.

check out that bubble butt.


 No.579153

>>579133

i think if its an inherently social activity, then its sad to do alone

like

tabletop games like dnd


 No.579154

>>579144

dang


 No.579155

>>579153

you can do that alone?


 No.579156

>>579152

i look hella jovial in this pic.


 No.579157

>>579155

yeah

just roll up some characters and make a story for them to partake in

and then be the DM and the PCs at the same time


 No.579158

>>579150

you caught me


 No.579160

:33 < woof woof!


 No.579161

File: 1451346144718.png (181.65 KB, 360x345, 24:23, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.579162

jon looks like john

>>579153

or having two gameboys to trade pokemon with yourself..


 No.579163

Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha


 No.579166

>>579159

it's only monday, chill out sperglord.

>>579162

funfact: i was wearing a blanket my friend had made for me with the heir of breath color scheme.


 No.579167

>>579166

you can kind of see it in the pic


 No.579168

bigdog needs a flag


 No.579169


 No.579171

>my gristmas person was about as lazy as i was

god bless us every one


 No.579172

>>579170

don't post here when your are an emotional wreck then

it's tiring to have to screenshot all this shit.


 No.579174

>>579170

you have been a shitty sperg all fucking year


 No.579175

>>579173

was jon friends with moody


 No.579176


 No.579177

>>579173

>she


 No.579179

>>579173

we were butt buddies, you don't do that to butt buddies.


 No.579180

flags for every dog


 No.579182

>>579171

only 4/12 have been sent so far


 No.579183

>>579175

the best


 No.579185

when is that fucking cp going away


 No.579186

>>579184

that was pretty odd.


 No.579187

>>579184

vfan you've done things way cringy than that

moody is probably better off than you since they actually kept on their promise to leave hsg since they never shut up about how they hated it so much


 No.579188

what would u do if u found out i was lying about my glands lol


 No.579190

>>579188

there is no way your broken genitals are a farce.


 No.579191

>>579185

GLOBALLY REPORT IT


 No.579193

>jon was suckling from moody's butt teat

how epic


 No.579195

>>579189

you lied about being raped


 No.579196

>>579193

nuh... nuh...


 No.579199

>>579194

i used to bitch at him over skype from time to time but he blocked me lol

>>579196

triple nigger


 No.579200

>>579189

>and that is a shitty manipulative thing to do not even I'm going to fucking touch.

You literally post about how you manipulate people on here.

You do this frequently.


 No.579201

>>579199

You... You...


 No.579202

i wish my dad would goooo toooo beeeed so i can sit in the living room and turn on the christmas lights and watch tv

but no hes napping on the couch in the dark when normally he'd be in the bedroom if my mom was home and occupying the living room

ffs he's going to be there all night i wanna chill in the living room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there's a tv in your bedroom come on let me have the living room for once!!!!!!!


 No.579203

>>579202

watch tv in ur room


 No.579204

moody's glands


 No.579205

moody getting mad at spongelord because he used the term chimp out was epic


 No.579208

File: 1451347534713.png (449.71 KB, 680x510, 4:3, ClipboardImage.png)

Years ago I made a chart about all of the zards.


 No.579209

New thread: >>579207


 No.579210

>>579203

i don't have a tv in my room that's connected to the cable and i'm sick of my room and i wanna sit next to the christmas tree :<

i need 2 move out is what i need to do


 No.579213

>>579208

>adventure quest

now this is truly epic...


 No.579215

>>579214

down boy


 No.579295

lemmy's dead :(


 No.579704

do you think hussie ever opens the Hiveswap bank account page to just stare at the $15,431 left and softly weep?




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