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>>579218
more cute roxy.
>>579211
dat sadly irrelevant file name.
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No.579221
this girl i know wants to date me, and she does this thing at every party where she'll sidle up next to me and pt her head on my shoulder, but i'm super not into her.
rather i'm crushing hard on her old crush.
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>>579222
Sorry it's early and I have this entire folder of roxykit images on my mind.
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>>579224
wow didn't you just get done apologizing for being an obnoxious cunt?
i'm hurt.
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>>579225
really gay.
her crush was this bearded italian guy who likes anime and theater shit.
he has got to be at least a little gay.
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>>579227
is this part of your mental disability?
snapping on people for no reason?
i'm hurt.
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No.579234
I'm in desperate need of c offee brb don't fight
hey don't fight.
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>>579228
not gay for fatties lol
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>>579237
not even a little bit?
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>>579240
only if they're cute
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>>579243
skype froze on me it's kind of a small sword and i got a bunch of other random little things
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>>579244
roxy is formulating a plan
she's planning something devious, i tell ya
No.579250
i love hearing about how girls that call themselves lesbians still fuck or end up fucking boys
No.579251
tfw you will never be a butch bdsm lebian dominating a shorter and more flat-chested lebian
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>>579250
it makes me mad, fucking stupid bisluts
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>>579258
big talk from manhands
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>>579250
it's female privelege i tell ya
if a dude fucks one guys, even a little sucky-sucky on the pee-pee, they are permanently and irrevocably gay forever, no takes backsies: reputation scarred for the rest of existence
but lesbians are cool and hip so all the girls want a piece of the lesbian action even if it's only like once or twice just so they can have the title "jane doe: professional lesbian"
No.579263
i'm biromantic i just want to hold hands with boys
but only if they look like anime
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>>579261
there is all that stuff about being a "gold star" lesbian and you're filthy bi trash if you have the slightest tiniest bit off attraction towards guys but that might just be /u/ talking
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>>579267
why did u repost this lol
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>>579266
i thought gold stars were pedophiles
No.579271
I am about to have my first philly cheesesteak, wish me luck.
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>>579270
welp that's something I didn't know
No.579278
i guess you can be a gold star anything
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>>579280
no you're not you shitted up /lit/ too
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>>579263
reading your posts is physically painful
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>>579266
that is definitely /u/ talking, but i don't think they're wrong because love between women is the purest love
>>579273
>Just because we get to actually be positive about ourselves and our relationships like, doesn't mean this shit doesn't exist.
exactly, that's what privelege is. gay men can't be positive about their relationships (or at least not nearly as much as gay women can) because we live in a patriarchal world where if you touch another man's poo hole, you are dirty forever
normies love lesbians because the patriarchy allows it, but gay men touch poo and probably have aids so they can just fuck right off, amirite?
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>>579282
i'm going to run away now!
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>>579284
your post doesn't make much sense
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>>579283
>>579286
lads, this fight is what the privileged want, we can only win together...
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>>579288
I missed the initial post of this so now I just see this happy woman constantly and without context.
Also this sandwich is great 10/10.
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>>579286
you are less abused than gay men, that is the definition of privelege
straight people are more priveleged than bisexuals/biromantics, bisexuals/biromantics are more priveleged than lesbians, lesbians are more priveleged than gay men
what is with your obsession of being the victim?
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>>579297
if hes gay how does he fuck his cousin...
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No.579305
ass hoke
ass toke
>>579296
i kinda agree tbh
my friend's sexuality was a mystery for the longest time because he was too afraid to tell anyone out of fear of his brother finding out and beating him up
i don't think he'd be as scared if he was a girl because his brother didn't beat up girls aside from his girlfriend. but he'd go out "gay bashing", like literally finding gay dudes and jumping them
I don't know I guess it's all different. lesbians aren't taken seriously but gay men get a lot more violent hate i think
No.579307
vriska "no land for the gay man" fanX
No.579310
he had a straightener because he was an emoscene kid and I had to whisper in his house if i asked to use it or whatever because he so afraid of his brother knowing he had a straightener
his brother messed him the fug up
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>>579313
no.................. not lemmy...............................
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>>579299
this is fucking epic
but if i may make a small criticism
>png
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>>579317
teach me your ways master
No.579321
I continue to grow in power
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>>579309
>>579314
nobody said lesbians aren't abused
but privilege isn't some immutable thing in a society: men aren't always more privileged than women in every single situation
there can be cases where men are less privileged than women, and they are rare, but this is one of those situations
No.579323
somebody post that pic of the dog holding it's own leash and crossing the street.
it's very cute.
No.579324
trigger warning: my epic privilege lol
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>>579325
Can you start with not abusing us?
No.579328
men face so much abuse :(
we get beat up or whatever :(
No.579330
HSG, I am putting you in the friend zone.
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>>579327
>>579329
>>579331
Don't flatter yourself.
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>>579325
>You also defeated your thesis because I just said women are usually more abused outside rich sheltered areas I'm assuming you live.
>But no, more you defeated your thesis by saying "privilege isn't some immutable" when the driving point you're sending home is that, that counts, just not for women apparently in your argument since you brought up no ways this effects women.
literally nobody implied that
also not every anon that doesn't toe the vfan party line is cletus
No.579335
>>579333
I never said anything about denying me or the "friend zone"?
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>>579336
Two wrongs don't make a right.
No.579338
two wangs make it all right *moist thud*
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No.579341
iiii, wanna know
have you everrr, cucccckked, the lib
No.579343
HELL THE FUCK YES BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT
No.579344
people that bitch about the friendzone don't understand the pain that is the strangerzone
No.579345
how are we doing tonight lads
>>579246
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trigger warning: nigger warnings
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>>579343
i'm glad you got an epic present rev
No.579351
so if someone you know has a terrible life and they want to kill themselves would it be immoral not to stop them
like honestly i'd kill myself if i were in their position
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>>579351
it's only immoral if you post about it on an imageboard.
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i don't really see what's unethical about suicide
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>>579343
Sweet goofy gift, do you watch the newer shorts that Disney puts out?
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>>579355
it's more about not saving their life
it could be seen as me killing them basically
>>579357
not everyone has imaginary problems like you some people actually suffer in life
No.579359
>>579356
No, and I refuse to, on principle, until Disney makes this purchasable legally.
No.579361
boycotting disney cartoons
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>>579360
people love charles manson
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>>579360
dude people were and are madly in love with the epic mr manson
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>>579362
they're suffering they live in literal poverty they have no family except for an abusive father and there's 0 chance of their life ever getting better
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>>579365
xlr would step in
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>>579325
I know this is late but I'm not cletus
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>>579365
Couldn't hear ur sound wtf
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>>579371
depressed people don't care about their own existence either.
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>>579374
>>579343
9449009699939559210150
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>>579376
dude thats nuts lol
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>tfw your cat is sleeping on your bed
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>>579380
Those dosages seem low. Have you considered bumping them up? I know Gaba's dosage can range from 100mg to 1000mg and you'd still be safe.
No.579385
hwat if ur cat....................wasneppers????
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>>579381
holy shit i'm on there
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>>579387
oh wait i was just quoting vfan, fuck it
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>>579388
It takes a few weeks, sure, I just hope you're on track.
No.579391
>>579387
i like how it was quiet for months until i reminded him about it
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when you're so beta your cat bosses you around
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>>579399
Cotton Hill collected nazi memorabilia and he killed fitty men.
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>>579399
you don't have the right to judge, I see your craigslist ad
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>>579398
god dammit this shouldnt have made me laugh
No.579403
collecting things.......... the greatest sin of all.........................................
No.579404
who the "le fuggy mcwuggy" is lemmy
No.579406
>>579405
>Looking for a different type of pleasure. I get reeeeeally turned on when my nipples are licked/sucked on. I am not your average female. Tomboy/butch/lesbian whatever you wanna call it. I have a haircut like a dude. Dress like one too. This is more of an experience for me as I've never had any sexual encounters with men. If interested email. Subject TITS. Can host but discreetly. Not looking for any type of intercourse. I'm a virgin, not interested in losing the V. I don't mind rubbing and of course I'd be willing to play with u. Thanks.
No.579408
oh wait do you mean the motorhead guy
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>>579404
you know... the koopa
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>>579408
YES THE MOTORHEAD GUY
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>>579407
um, no
soviet shit is cool
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>>579407
I kinda doubt that
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who cares about motorhead lol
No.579417
>vfan says something an insensitive cunt would say
how surprising lol
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>>579423
that's not me, actually
No.579425
rev how come you never snap me back
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>>579425
you fucked up, son
I don't have the heart to block you, but fuck if I'm ever going to snap back
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>>579428
you're really off the ball tonight
read the picco friendo
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>579434
*dials 911*
hello, i'm watching a trolling in progress
yes, i'll hold.
No.579436
>>579434
holy shit
has returnofkings always been satire or are they this bad
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>>579436
what do you expect from something that calls itself returnofkings
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when i hear people calling vapes mouth fedoras it makes me want to rip out their throat
No.579446
I find it funny how han solo dies, killed by his son kylo ren
but thats just me
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No.579449
why isn't there a bound version of my twisted world
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>>579453
why do you.
type like.
this.
w.
hy.
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>>579454
caliborn is badass
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>>579447
no you're the nigger!
No.579460
is "i am definitely not going to fuck this person and there is no way they can convince me to" a good mindset to have before you go on a date
i think, at this point, i only date for mouthpics
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>>579460
Do you like tonsils or no tonsils for your mouthpics?
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>>579463
i mean sex at all, ever with that person.
>>579462
tonsils are usually pretty epic, but a mouth can still be epic without
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No.579467
>friend forces Cinema Sins on me for the umpteenth time
how do you say "no. die." in normiespeak
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>>579438
I regret clicking
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>>579466
the only girl i'm aware of irl i would actually bang is way out of my league and i'm horrified of talking to her
maybe someday
sex is probably really overrated anyway, r-right... ?
No.579471
the rev photos are funny in a less disturbing way than ben's
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>>579465
i think only best gems were in that vid
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>>579472
but poopydot is there...
No.579474
i've never thought something like a protein shake but thinner and more semen-flavored would be so good
and it's good for you!!!
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>>579474
all the epicness is arbitrary
No.579478
>they found that officer innocent that shot that 12 year old boy to death while his patrol car was still moving and then claimed in his report that the kid was told to put his hands up and instead pulled out the gun
out of all the recent dindus, that one actually pretty blatantly dindu nuffin. he was a kiddo who got murdered and there's video proof. it's crazy the guy got away with it.
No.579479
Whose Princess Parts Are These
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>>579478
This is why we need body cams
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>>579481
it's LITERALLY called edging
No.579485
rev is in dire need of a milking
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>>579486
milk him with your manhands
No.579490
>damara will never fart on you
unepic tbh
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>>579480
they literally caught it on the dashcam dude
he flew into the park at high speeds, pulled the car up like 3 feet away from the 12 year old and just started firing immediately from the window before the car even stopped rolling
and then lied about it in his report, indicating he knew what he did was wrong
and he got away with it scott free
No.579494
so just cause 3....
it's okay
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>>579493
you should try and have an exciting life
No.579497
*rocky balboa theme song voice*
have to pee now...
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>>579494
Another example of how shitty AAA devs have become
It's optimized like shit
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>>579496
step 1: watch dragonball and dragonball z, but not dragonball gt
step 2: watch one punch man
step 3: read the rest of one punch man
step 4: watch the powerpuff girls
step 5: learn how to have an exciting life while watching the cartoons
step 6: have the exciting life
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>>579501
make that step 3.5
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>>579503
>reblogs another boring post in her boring tumblr life
No.579508
why do people recommend dragonball when you could recommend fullmetal alchemist brotherhood or space dandy or evangelion
seriously
No.579510
i'm starting to understand why people call majora's mask the worst zelda game
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No.579512
jarjar is the key to all of this
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>>579516
vfan... rev is epic!
No.579518
Rev's riding on the edge of being cool / uncool, for me.
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everyone back the fuck off of Lord Rev
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>>579519
shucks anon, how could I ever stay mad at you?
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>>579514
>>579522
>>579523
it's not all that fun, actually, it can get stuck in zippers, get pinched pretty hard if you sit wrong, there's chafing, partners who squeeze too hard, riding a bike is bad
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>>579522
itsswalllAAAVVBBOOOUYTTTTGHHHOOSSSEEEEFUCVVVKKIINNGGGGGGGGLLLLAAANNNDDSSSSSllol..
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>>579531
>cum inside you without worrying about the pill or anything else Because it feels. so good.
that's what my girlfriend says
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>>579538
one day science will be able to make you an functional pee-pee that feels like real life
then you'll truly be able to discover how underwhelming the male orgasm is
No.579541
why do so many women on hsg have some kind of deep-rooted penis envy
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>>579541
they all want to be the horsecock damara to eszett's john
No.579543
>>579538
i know, same
but still, yek
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>>579541
i tihnk all women do
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>>579546
I'm serious, pick a day where you're just at home all day, and wear it under your normal clothes
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>>579541
tbh i get the same way
some days i really want to see what a non period vagina is like
and obviously fap with it too, i mean obviously
No.579549
why are so many women on hsg mentally ill
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No.579553
i mean a male orgasm isn't, like, a big explosion, it's just sort of a completion of the general pleasure of sex. like a soft crescendo where the penis doesn't feel as good afterwards so you're like ok i guess i'll stop and clean this shit up.
i dunno, i think you're probably overthinking it. you don't literally feel the sperm rocketing out of your prostate, looping through your gonads like evel knievel, and setting off a chorus of pleasure bombs through your urethra.
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>>579553
>you don't literally feel the sperm rocketing out of your prostate
speak for your unepic self...
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>>579522
don't forget there's a spot in behind that makes the rush of pleasure and pumping fluid to happen if it's massaged just right, particularly by something the right shape
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>>579542
the whole point of damara penetrating john is that john is not a homosexual though
so having an anal orgasm would be out of his comfort zone
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>>579567
you're right being needy and clingy isn't an issue
No.579570
>skelly is oekakianon
god bless that nerd and his joeys
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damara doesn't even need to break out the horsecock usually
she just uses her fingers or a regular strapon, unless she's doing a shota snuff video
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>>579573
dont worry about it
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No.579583
>uvulas have glands in them
dude
HOLY
FUCK
No.579585
been doodling, here ye go hsg
good night lads
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>>579577
Are you fucking retarded
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No.579588
give me het porn with Rose or give me death
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>>579588
het rose: might as well be ded rose
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>>579591
Doesn't that mean it's in your vocabulary?
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No.579594
give me gay but not with kanaya porn with Rose or give me death
No.579595
how do we stop those who think doodoo holes are sexual
No.579597
>>579596
And yet you post here all day.
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>>579585
worst canon ship, but good work
No.579599
the epic return of the banning vfan meme
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No.579601
good idea for a new meme: banning ae
No.579603
i want some motherfuckin skillet queso holy shit
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>>579602
Will your endless lies ever stop?
No.579607
>>579601
this but ironically
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>>579606
do you know what endless means
No.579609
it's weird because i think i spend a lot of time on hsg and generally have fun doing it, but i spend maybe a third as much time here as vfan who claims to hate it
No.579610
>>579609
Because you don't have to reset your IP every time you get banned
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>>579600
hey why do you think grant is lying about being with his gf
No.579613
* You screamed for help
* But no one came
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>>579613
>>579582
meditating on your death
No.579616
can you imagine spending a majority of your time on a place you hate
focusing on resetting IP
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>>579611
i don't i'm with my gf right now actually lol
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>>579616
>can you imagine spending a majority of your time on a place you hate
i'm here
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>>579617
there's a question of motive then
would they both have fake countdowns that lead to fake days and then start using each others accounts as if they were together just to, i don't know, fuck with you a little?
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>>579618
do you shit on every thing you like
No.579624
oh wwell im the type of guy wwho wwill nevver settle dowwn
wwhere pretty girls are wwell you knoww that im around
i kiss em and i lovve em cause to me theyre all the same
i hug em and i squeeze em they dont evven knoww my name
they call me the wwanderer
yeah the wwanderer
i roam around around around
No.579625
it's going to be hard to put this (stuffed) pupper back in the box. it's so cute.
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>>579625
>stuffing your animals
>then putting them inside a box (oven)
you murderer
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>>579595
あなたは私を停止することはできません。
十分な潤滑剤、そして、それは容易に浸透します。
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>>579631
ching chong ding dong??????????
No.579633
how do you convince a girl to fart in your mouth
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>>579634
just out of frame: damara
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>>579634
pretty epic
and it's about time for a new thread soon
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>>579636
we're only at 300 posts
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>>579637
>refresh thread
>lose 100 posts
epic
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>>579639
v "I'm not spamming" fan
No.579641
the OGW spoilers seem pretty fun
dunno if any of them are going to affect standard at all though
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>>579641
Oh shit nigger they put out a lot.
Lemme check em.
No.579643
>>579641
all those judges got banned by WOTC so there's a whole bunch of stores that have no official help
plus, you know, wizards is being 400% bullshit about this
"oh you know those spoilers that might be real or might be fake? yeah if you don't report them we'll ban you. oh and we'll ban you if you DO report them. but we're totally releasing a new set soon, no peeksies! teehee!"
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>>579643
You mean the mythic+land leak? They pretty much confirmed that with their post on it.
What'd they ban?
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>>579645
suspend, not ban
sorry
No.579649
look (or don't!) at this epic snapchat i snapchatted to wesley's snapchat
No.579650
With the way Support is worded, can you put multiple on one creature, or is it just one each?
If it's just one each that's pretty bad.
No.579651
>>579643
i dunno, the group that got suspended seemed pretty skeevy
they had a source inside WOTC leaking them cards for multiple sets and had the nerve to say "well we didn't know they were real so"
the second the first set was officially spoiled and his leaks were confirmed, they knew he was legit.
i think it's pretty fair. the leaker was presumably fired, his contact was banned for 3 years, and everyone else got a 3 month slap on the wrist to say that kind of shit isn't acceptable. the only questionable one was the other guy who got a 3 year ban for being the one to leak it out of the group. that's kinda fucked.
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>>579650
just one on each
it's like inverted bolster
instead of X counters on 1 creature, it's 1 counter each on X creatures
and yeah that's pretty bad
No.579653
>>579651
I get it
they were heavily implicated
but to remove support from so many stores for something wizards LITERALLY DOES THEMSELVES ANYWAY
jesus, that's shitty
just do better to prevent leaks before they reach the second person
No.579654
>>579652
Wow that's a shit mechanic.
Way to waste a mechanic slot.
No.579655
my magic playing gland nigga
No.579656
http://strawpoll.me/6392036
im going to do all 4 but the order i do them in will be determined by the faceless masses of hsg
No.579657
Like is this ONLY for commander? You don't normally even have 7 creatures out on a board.
No.579658
>>579652
what about all the effects that double counters, either as they're created, or ones already in play?
Doubling Season, for example, or Hardened Scales?
No.579659
but hsg i can finish this book without getting out of bed
why do you wish to trouble me so
No.579660
>>579653
i think there's probably something to the argument that player infractions should be treated the same regardless of judge status. these guys were suspended as players for their actions, and suspended players not being able to judge events is just a rule.
but yeah, realistically banning almost all the judges in the southeast is obviously going to have repurcussions for innocent players and events there, and that probably should have been considered. maybe they should have come up with some kind of alternate punishment, but i don't know what that would be.
No.579661
>>579658
it would double the counters, rev.
one counter would become two counters, rev.
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No.579663
>>579657
it with 2HG in mind
notice it doesn't specify that the creatures receiving the counters have to be yours
No.579664
>>579661
Don't talk to him about magic he's known for not understanding basic concepts.
He thinks the elder dragons are good commanders.
No.579665
>>579663
Oh right. I had thought they were trying to shove 2HG support cards in but when I talked to my friend he dismissed it and I kind of forgot about it.
That's less awful I guess.
No.579666
>>579661
>making bigger creatures
>"that's pretty bad"
what
No.579667
>>579656
あなたは私のためにあなたの種をこぼされます。
No.579668
>>579649
hey take a picture of your profile sponge
your chin looks p strong
No.579669
>>579666
Rev come on now I'm a pretty huge Timmy but this card is just flat out bad.
The effect itself could be ok, in smaller numbers (like that white spell) but this is very situational poop outside of 2HG or possibly commander.
No.579670
>>579669
elfball is literally in every format
this effect is specifically for elfball, or tribal goblins, which is ALSO IN EVERY FORMAT
No.579671
>>579666
investing a card to make a creature bigger means you are getting 2-for-1'd when that creature is killed
add to that the fact that +1/+1 is often not big enough to get over whatever you're trying to overcome, and the fact that requiring X targets mean you have to already be going wide for the cards to actually reach their full potential (a potential that isn't even very good), and you've got a pretty fucking mediocre mechanic
i mean they could do things with it to make it work, like any mechanic, but intrinsically it just does not seem good
No.579672
>>579670
I completely disregarded legacy, modern, and vintage because I could not care less about those at all.
I don't pay attention to standard so I don't know if elfball is a thing right now, but it's still not good.
No.579673
>>579671
>intrinsically it just does not seem good
what about http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=136151
what do you think of contraptions?
>>579672
>disregarding four formats because you're a chimp in a chump suit
what
No.579674
No.579675
>>579673
I disregard 3 formats because they exist only to wave dicks around.
I don't pay much attention to the 4th because I don't play it much.
Also we no literally nothing about contraptions why are you even asking this??
No.579676
No.579677
>>579673
contraptions are a fucking joke mechanic, rev.
the only card that references them doesn't actually use the mechanic, it's just support for cards that do, none of which exist.
i don't think anything of contraptions because they could be literally anything if they're ever actually implemented
No.579678
>>579677
They aren't a joke mechanic, they're something Rosewater legitimately wants to do, he's just never been able to get them to work in a balanced way
No.579679
>>579678
he also legitimately wants to do another un-set. that doesn't make un-sets any less of a joke.
until riggers/contraptions are actually implemented, the mechanic existing in name without actually existing as a concept is 100% a joke. hell, steamflogger's flavor text even spells it out.
No.579682
>>579679
un-sets are literally joke sets, I don't see why contrapations also being a pet project of his makes them a joke
It's future sight and it's showing a mechanic in a future set, I guess it's sort of a joke on that it won't be out for a while but I don't think it's a "joke" mechanic.
No.579685
>>579682
were there any other mechanics in future sight that were just names without any playable context whatsoever
i can't remember any other than contraptions
No.579687
majora's mask is working it's way onto my unepic list btw
No.579688
No.579689
>>579687
git gud deku scrub
No.579690
>>579688
>only an hour or two to do shit or you have to start the shit over again
>in a zelda game
No.579691
>>579690
You know the song of slow time is a thing right.
Also you should be able to do a dungeon in a cycle
No.579695
>>579691
i did with the snowhead temple, and the swamp one without time being slowed
but, dude, being timed in a zelda game sucks major dookie dong. it's like jerking off with kids screaming in the background
No.579696
>bryan silva actually did gay porn
incredible
No.579697
No.579698
m here sponge
it's just l3 am
No.579699
No.579700
let me guess
someone stole your sweetroll?????????
No.579702
No.579703
No.579705
the negro refused to change...
No.579706
 | Rolled 9 (1d20) |
D&D is bullshit, why do I even play it
No.579707
>>579706
bonding with Meat Friends
No.579709
>>579707
It's so hard to get ready for it, I obsess over dumb shit like ORC NAMES.
What the fuck.
No.579710
>>579709
are you playing an epic orc with an epic orc name???
No.579711
>>579710
Nah, as the DM, I have to control all of the NPCs and bad guy orcs but also potentially good guy orcs if they're down with it.
I could make a pretty convincing orc if I were a player and not the DM.
No.579712
>>579702
before you go.
I just want to say. I'm really sorry.
I tried being friends with you. But a lot of shit happened the past week.
And I blew up at you because that knife you stabbed in my back still really hurt. And it hurt the whole time. And I couldn't be friends with you, and I tried hurting you hard again.
Because I just wanted wrath, any kind of hurt I could fling at you to match what you did to me.
I was wrong. And I don't expect you to accept this apology because I am still thoroughly floored with what you did. That shit still hurts deep.
But. But. Regardless, I'm sorry I couldn't work out how I feel and blew the fuck up at you. You're depressed and you didn't deserve me to make you feel betrayed.
I still do not like you at all. At all. But regardless, I hope you feel better, and that eventually I can get over it ever. we'll see.
i'm sorry.
No.579713
>>579712
shitty apology tbh
No.579714
No.579715
>>579708
oh shit, it's Staff Officer Black
No.579716
>>579715
he does have a staff that is black, yes
No.579717
>>579712
don't say sorry to this asshole
No.579718
>>579713
well what can I even say.
I still am really angry, but regardless. It's hard not saying I shouldn't let into him.
I hate that I'm the one paying for his actions still.
but still. still. I just am so conflicted right now it honestly hurts between being totally fucking enrapt in hatred of people who betray me like that and wanting to be on good terms.
Because the hatred just, forces me further and further away but it feels the most right, the feeling of not caring of ever being wrong, just total vile never ending hatred.
And on the other hand I don't want to hurt anyone who is hurting.
It's just so confusing and I want wesley away from me and this feeling and this week and everything
Because I'm fucked up. And people here don't deserve that,
No.579719
No.579720
>apologizing for the only good thing you ever did
wew
No.579721
>>579708
I still adore that the word NIGGERS is bolded like she's shouting it
No.579722
>>579717
You're right I'm not. He just said he hopes my gf gets cancer.
FUCK YOU.
WESLEY.
I WILL POST YOUR LAUGHABLE FUCKING FACE EVERYWHERE I GO UNTIL IT ROTS IN HELL.
ALL OVER. EVERYWHERE. I'LL ENDURE IMAGE BOARDS TO FUCKING POST YOUR FACE JUST AS A REACTION.
YOU WILL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.
No.579723
No.579724
>>579720
APOLOGY FUCKING REDACTED
No.579725
>>579722
vfan he already posts his face nonstop
you aren't exactly hurting him
No.579726
>>579725
No I mean.
Outside of hsg.
8chan's /v/.
/b/.
anywhere and everywhere.
No.579727
>>579726
I don't think he'd care?
I could be wrong though.
Why would 8/v/ care?
/b/ already has a million camwhores
You aren't really thinking this through.
No.579728
this is what happens when everyone had access to a personal army...
No.579729
spam it in su threads every time somebody posts peridot
No.579730
No.579732
>>579727
No just as a reaction image.
He cried when his lips got posted.
If he can feel but an OUNCE of what he did to me.
His face will be saved by others who will use it as a reaction image just as well.
That's my plan I'll see it through.
No.579733
wesley is a pure innocent babbu...
No.579734
No.579735
Wesley calls my girlfriend cancerous?
ohohoho wesley you shouldn't have opened your pale mulatto fucking negrotic lips because your ass is fucking DEAD
No.579736
No.579737
>>579735
>racism
ephedrine
simply ephedrine
No.579738
No.579739
No.579740
>>579736
the only reason you like wesley is because he's a loser. he has no personality and nothing he'll ever do will amount to anything.
No.579741
>>579740
fuck you
wesley is twice the human you could ever hope to be
No.579742
>>579741
sponge.
it's time to admit wesley isn't a good person.
just. admit it.
No.579743
Wes says hello on skype, he's pretty nice.
No.579744
No.579745
>>579744
what is one epic thing he has ever done
No.579746
>>579744
sponge no.
someone who did what he did to me, has no emotions for you besides what you can do to him.
No.579747
No.579748
>>579746
what did he do to you exactly
No.579749
No.579750
>>579745
he has epic conversations with me
and is a very epic lad in general
i enjoy most of his peri pics too
No.579751
No.579752
>>579748
well besides give me a fake fuck apology two times for taking advantage of me.
Instead of saying "Well what I did was fucked up and I understand that you hate me. I can't do much to make things right. I'm sorry." like a normal fucking person.
He just said he hopes my girlfriend gets cancer and dies.
And WOOP that is my button to not give a fuck about you!
No.579754
>>579752
aren't the nudes he posted of a completely different person than the nudes you claim to be yours
No.579755
>>579754
Nope!
That shit was me and always was me!
And he will never pay for it! And it's my fault!
That's the worst part of all of this!
No.579756
>>579755
someone post them please i dont recall them looking anything alike
No.579757
all in all.
wesley is worse than cletus.
No.579759
>>579752
christ i didn't mean that sincerely you crazy cunt
fuck off
No.579761
>>579756
DON'T FUCKING POST THEM!
DON'T LOOK AT THEM!
DON'T FUCKING EVEN ASK FOR THEM
FUCK
OFF
No.579763
>>579760
i recognize the style
is that fixxxer
No.579764
someone please post her nudes
No.579765
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No.579767
>>579759
Wesley I appreciate it but you're more fucked in the head than me.
you are disgusting and in fact, why I am leaving hsg.
I couldn't get rid of you.
But you know what you all get in my absence?
You.
You are an avatar of all the hopeless rot this place represents.You are like, the last of your kind.
You will always. always. be a loser.
and I will never forget you.
And guess what? I'm going to post your face as a reaction image all over /v/.
All over /b/.
All over everywhere until it sticks.
And then, and only then, will you get your just desserts.
No.579768
Goodbye hsg.
I am going for good now.
You don't deserve me, and I don't deserve you.
No.579769
>>579767
christ just fuck off
No.579770
>>579768
see ya within the hour
No.579771
>>579767
>Wesley I appreciate it but you're more fucked in the head than me.
i think every poster in hsg very seriously doubts this
No.579772
starting the betting pool for when vfan returns
No.579773
>>579767
blah blah blah generic "you're awful" stuff
>And guess what? I'm going to post your face as a reaction image all over /v/.
>All over /b/.
>All over everywhere until it sticks.
cool, hope it succeeds
i love being a meme
can someone post it actually, i want it on my pc
>>579768
see you tomorrow lol
No.579775
>ugly
>autistic
>virgin
>gay
>friendless loser
>shitty waifu
How does Wesley not kill himself?
No.579776
>>579775
>i'll leave forever!
>comes back without a trip
oh great
No.579777
>>579775
he isn't ugly
he isn't friendless
i certainly don't consider him a loser.
he doesn't act nearly as autistic as some of the other tripfags
No.579778
did everyone have a nice christmas
No.579779
>>579777
y-you too sponge <3
No.579780
>>579778
yes, it was nice and free of scat
No.579781
>>579778
it was 0kay
mostly just exhausting
No.579782
>>579763
i just saw it on /b/ my epic /b/ro....
No.579784
why are the skeletons still there
No.579785
>>579783
goo night weswes :3c
No.579788
guess who got DUDE WASTED last night
guess who's gonna wake-n-bake today
being a weed owner is amazing
No.579789
No.579791
>>579712
I really appreciate this vfan
because i'm going to rip it off for the apology to my own family
No.579793
HSG, otherwise known as "the clique consisting solely of that asshole in the highschool drama clique"
No.579794
>>579793
*sneezes on this post*
No.579795
No.579796
>>579795
I actually checked
No.579797
No.579798
>>579796
after all these years, i've still got it
No.579799
who /a little bit hyped for hiveswap/ here?
No.579800
No.579801
No.579803
>>579799
i'm a little hype
i don't want to wait another year for it to come out
No.579804
anime is trash
subs are shit you gotta be staring directly at
'em
No.579805
>>579804
*makes the noises a gay retard baby would make at this post*