/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

ROSE IS BI!!!!!

>>579811

what is this meme

hmm

*strokes chin, looks out at plastic bag caught in tree*

i would like to be smooched by a cute person

rose is cute!

http://yeastradio.com/2015/12/yr1272/

new

epic

yeast

http://yeastradio.com/2015/12/yr1272/

>tfw you see a /co/ meme on tumblr

woah

>>579819

>tfw you see a nigger /b/oy on hsg

woah :^O

>getting unsolicited tit pics

how do i deal with this

/b/tard!rose

>>579822

i'm gonna be completely honest, that sounds hot as fuck

>>579820

you cant call xlr a nigger

hes actually black

that makes it racist instead of funny :/

>>579824

now i'm calling you a nigger

>>579826

Gesundheit.

Kek

oh great. it's cletus.

>>579831

Yeah I am pretty great

>>579833

Where's boniface v...

just cuck me up

nepooter

Dreams logged: 2 (63, 17)

Images saved: 4 (4)

I would get a fuckin' sore throat right before new year's

>>579843

Always wear a scarf in winter

I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A THING

what are you doing for new year's, hsg?

>>579846

shitposting

>>579846

Probably gonna spend it with family and maybe friends

>>579846

a huge ass bonfire with my parents

>>579846

>friend says he's having a bunch of people over at his house

>warns me that there'll probably be more than just drinking going on

d-dare I?

>>579846

in theory I'm hosting at my house but no-one's RSVPed to the Facebook event, even the people who were like "yeah Saltlick, NYE at your place sounds great!" in the first place

>>579850

>there'll probably be more than just drinking going on

like... eating?

>>579849

SCOTT TENORMAN?

>>579850

yeah, sure. go to the party, smoke yourself a weed. it'll be good for you

>>579850

>yeah, sure. go to the party, have yourself a sex. it'll be good for you

>>579846

spending it with my parents and after midnight I"m gonna ditch em to go to my friend's house

snib a lib

>>579858

I feel so bad for that cat

>>579860

>your second spell each turn

>each turn

mizzet OP

>>579858

dude, weed! lmao

>>579861

its ok

being able to do it on your opponent's turn as well is pretty sweet

>>579863

too bad it's only a 2/3

that gets destroyed by so many things

>>579864

Rev "dies to removal" is not a valid argument.

>>579864

the only other real option at that CMC would be to make it a 1/4 which would be pretty crazy broke i think. or at least standard playable.

>>579865

I'm not making that argument

>>579866

yeah 1/4 would be pretty OP for 3 CMC

but raise that CMC by 2, and you could make it a 2/4

>>579868

>CMC 2

yeah, it's cool

but if it were a non-targeted spell, that would be a little better

i am terminally assravaged by my hemorrhoids... when will I know bootypeace

>>579867

you would also make it unplayable

nobody wants a five drop that can maybe draw them an extra card in upcoming turns if they play in a certain way

it needed to be 3 or lower with that effect for the coincidental card draw to be most valuable i think. 2/3 with a decent effect is actually pretty par for mtg, which is more than most of the stuff in BFZ/OGW can say

>>579868

is that kozilek getting bodied

wonder how that happens

>>579869

No I meant the art.

>>579871

Nah I'm pretty sure it's the opposite. It's a Kozilek spawn eye-beaming some guy.

Or at least it looks like it's coming from the thing's head.

shut up

>>579872

oh yeah the art is fucking awesome

*fart*

>>579873

i don't think so...

looks like kozi (or spawn) is getting disintegrated in a flash of light, don't really see how it looks like the dude is getting attacked at all

*belch*

>>579877

I think it looks like giant eye beams from the spawn.

Also the name of the card is "Immolating Glare", which isn't really something I think people can do.

>>579879

hmm, well i think you're definitely 100% wrong about that forever, but ok

>>579846

hahaHAHAHAHA

;_;

>>579880

The guy doesn't look like anyone special, and "stare them to death" isn't exactly a known move within anyone's repertoire. The closest would be Gideon but I don't think they have law magic that's "shoot laser beams with your eyes".

>>579846

Nothing this year, actually.

My parents aren't here

*dies to removal*

>>579882

it's "glare" as in "flash of light" you dumbdumb. it's white.

if it was some eldrazi thing, it would probably be colorless.

>>579886

I guess it would probably be devoid if it was supposed to be an Eldrazi thing.

meat boys

does anyone have that cap of moody telling zalbu why he's not finishing the commission

>>579891

everytime

>>579891

why do the crazy ones always end up with this weird vendetta against chaz

day off tomorrow

what do

>>579894

weed dude lol

>>579895

l-lmao....

>>579846

spending it with the gf and the hsg

*scratches butthole*

*smells it*

>>579891

poor christ

you really have to be fucked up to write something like this

*stretches butthole*

butthole: *is a painhole*

>>579901

this might be hot if it wasn't homestuck themed

i mean, butt stuff is cool i guess

but the photoshopped grey skin and dialoglog just ruins it

does relative pitch seem weird to anyone else. like it's a categorical perception phenomenon... but the categories are non-contiguous (i.e. 110 is A but so is 220 and so is 440) and the scale is logarithmic... and the category boundaries shift in reference to an imagined or perceived tone...

it was much to big to be called a cocky-kun

>>579909

this.... was a cock-san

dicky-sama

is windwaker the best zelda game or am i a retard

>>579906

I hope Griffifth at least still looks hot

>>579912

No Labia Majora is

>>579912

it's very good asides from a few things like the triforce shards

>>579916

yeah definitely. the remake fixed that pretty well imo too

>>579915

majora's epic mask is going to give me an ulcer

i was kind of really bummed out when i found out skyward sword wasn't windwaker in the sky

>>579918

Skyward Sword has the worst overworld but the best dungeons

>>579919

skyward sword had a lot of neat shit and i don't think it deserves the bad rap it has

ghirahim and/or vaati really need to come back tbh

OoT has the most fun 3HR challenge, WW is just easymodo for it

oh no, two of my friends are mad at each other : (

>>579925

oh definitely, i never get sick of ganon.

it'd be fucking sick for zelda u to bring back his pig form thing

>>579926

Make them fug

>>579926

yea make them fug lol

>>579927

Nah I find that Ganon lame and antiquated tbh

I want a smart unpredictable one like WW he was the best incarnation by far

>>579930

i'm not sure it's possible to top ww ganon tbh

but i mean like, the pig form as a transformation thing, like he did in oot

nignogger hates a certain kind of sound

>>579932

Use your 3DS police sirens to stun nignogger and then slash his giant lips! That's his weak spot!

>that one lorule/hyrule ctf pic

Jesus

>>579935

ctf?

>>579936

clown to fuck

god, clowns are such a wild concept. do you think there are clown office politics. do you think there are people out there working office jobs and food service going, "God, I wish I was a clown"

cuck to fuck

now it hits me that the gba lacks a sleep function

time to sell this shit and use roms

we'd all be so short if we were only heads without bodies

>>579942

joey is hoppa...

>>579941

now you make me wonder, does the 2ds have a sleep function

>>579920

i've never played SS yet but this place makes me really wanna. so pretty

>>579945

yeah man, I just sold mine but it could be slept

>>579942

the trolls

please don't erase grey ppl uwu

listen close, and you too will hear

the sound... of water...

who's still reading Paranatural? Johnny is being real gay, it warms my heart

the sound of wouter

the true power of mouthpic

>>579950

fucking socjus pandering

>>579942

You’re right, there are no confirmed races. But I’m referring to artists presenting all the characters as white without consideration that they could be anything otherwise. Which is something many

many

many

many

many

many

artists do. And IS whitewashing in the sense that it treats white as default and contributes to Eurocentricism. This post explains it very well. So yes, even though there are no confirmed races, people can still be racist and whitewashing.

>>579936

Cock transformation

>>579954

oi, you think you can just come in here talking that trash, you bastard?

>>579953

don't be silly, they're Just Manly Friends. Cody is actually a dudeluster, and therefore SJW.

*whitewashes you*

>>579954

this is some fag talk lol

there isn't anything wrong with depicting any or all Hussie brand Andrew Hussie children as white

#ffffff or DIE

>>579954

that's not what whitewashing is anyway

great bait though, 10/10

*browndirties you*

>>579961

retard

http://en-seta.tumblr.com/

do you guys think hussie ever got in trouble for profiting off the MS Paint part of "MS Paint Adventures"?

>>579964

yes hes a retard for not immediately googling her not for any of the many other reasons sponge is retarded

good call

>>579967

ur a retard 2, anon

>person uses a thin avatar

>weights over 100kg irl

epic

>>579965

no, microsoft calls the program paint and as far as i can tell, hasn't registered it as a trademark.

does bone marrow decay

TRAITOR?

I'M FIRST ORDER

>>579954

I've never even seen any fanart of hiveswap humans as non-white, is all the fanart making you mad? or is it like peach-skinned that you're talking about

I dunno I just figure it's not unreasonable for people to see them that way since they're depicted as literally paper white but that's opening a whole can of worms. the whole blank slate aracial thing is true and they can be interpreted as anything but a lot of people will just go with how they look and that's alright

>>579973

longnep is loooong

I'm glad we at least don't have undercrap flags

>>579938

this 3d style really had a kind of charm to it that grew on me

i'm gonna miss it

>>579964

oh

doiii

crispy brown joey

>>579978

it looks more like homestuck than the 2d version somehow

>>579978

but now we get thicc legs

it would be great if someday we could see everything they had already made in the 3d style. I love all the goofy expressions joey did

at least the backgrounds for the new stuff are really detailed and nice looking

>>579985

This is blackface

d'you think it's gonna have talk sprites

>>579987

that requires almost negative effort so maybe

what are we bumpin to tonight lads

>>579988

and it will probably be visually clashing

>>579990

what a faggot

>>579992

bruh he's ogling like 8 or 9 honeys right there

WHAT

A

GOD

>>579993

reminder your "honeys" are bathing in a river full of poo

>>579995

cousinfucker more like shitfucker

I bet you like poopydot too

india more like indiarrhea

>dad takes me to the bar and gets me shots

very epic

>>579999

why is zelda a goth

sponge shopping for mouthpics with his dad

bœïpûçì

>>580005

Nice OC

>>580005

hilda is p much a goth zelda

>>580003

i harvest them myself and cut out the unepic middle man

>>580007

>>580006

Maybe in looks but she's got an epic cold Machiavellian demeanor

Plus dark hair>blond

>>579999

>>580000

Epipen

jo claire

my joey jo crystals

DESIGNATED

Crystals that make your hands groey

>>580013

are jo crystals a homosexual Ponzi scheme

>>580016

okay "/b/ro"

>>580019

fgfFFFFUUIIICCCKKKKGLKKKK YWAHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHOHHHHH

OOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOÖOOHHHH YEEEAAAAAAAAA

TGHISSSSI OSSS FUCKIIHHNHNHHHH EPICCCCCCCCCCC💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

>>580019

is one of her eyes in wildly the wrong place or am I just tripping

>>580021

it's epic

>four shots and i'm already kind of drunk

how epic....

Sponge dying of alcohol poisoning

Sponge never seeing another mouthpic again..

>>580026

your neghole will be pozzed once you black out

Being, as I am, a full-blooded /pol/tard I have a very complicated relationship with Steven Universe.

I think it might be the same kind of relationship that a lot of genuinely faithful, conservative Christian men have with porn.

I look at the Steven Universe and I see that it is good and I want to look at it. But I know that it is rotten and that if I continue to look at it I might turn rotten too.

Most of the time I can manage to suppress my right-thinking /pol/ack instincts and gleefully consume it, but once in a while, as I am watching Pearl look at a prepubescent boy, I remember that she is actually lusting for the woman stuck inside him, and then I see visions of big nosed men with curly hair, rubbing their little hands together as they gloat over the moral destruction they are wreaking and at that point I just have to turn it off and go do something else.

>>580030

this is an epic post

it's opposite day on what epic means and mine are now the most epic posts in the thread

>>580032

das epic lol

>>580029

sako

saltlick will you text me if i post my number

>>580034

I love Sako!

>>580030

>>580031

>>580035

this feels like you're asking me which pill I want to take

>>580038

saltlick please

please dude

dude i won't post your number

wesley trusted me with his address and I won't disclose that

saltlick please dude

dude saltlick please

>>580038

take the brown pill bro... it will be epic...

>>580040

it's not a trust thing I just don't necessarily want to cross the HSG/real life wires. lemme think about it. also I'm high, gimme time to type

>>580044

you can have time.

let me tell you dude, crossing those wires is one of the most epic decisions you can make. i believe in you.

we're going to be best friends, saltlick. it'll be epic...

>>580030

fuck off, you enormous autist

nobody cares that you're from the land of 14 year old racists

>the only way to play the "true" version of rodea the sky soldier is to pirate or drop 60+ bones on ebay

>>580049

or you could just drop one bone LMAO

look at me

i'm the vfan now

>>580053

first you gotta start tripfagging on lit

>>580054

oh man fuck that

i haven't even read the books i want to read, let alone books they want me to read

i don't even know who the fuck foucault is

>>580055

>>580056

just read the wiki pages, i think that's what most of them do

>>580057

>I’m not really ok with pet ownership. I wish people would stop breeding and capturing animals to use as toys.

>And idk.. I’d rather carnivorous animals were not kept as “pets” for the very reason that they need meat. I don’t think it makes any sense to kill tens of other animals to feed one animal that you really like.

>I think we should stop breeding animals ASAP, take care of the animals who already exist who can’t survive on their own, and then after those animals die, no more “pets”.

NIGGER WHAT

>>580058

i could see it

what a hollow existence that must be

vegans are retards thanks for the reminder

>>580057

it's epic...

hsg except instead of reading homestuck everyone just browsed the wiki

>hating people for being morally superior

wew

Hey, at least vegans are some of the few non fat people on tumblr

>>580067

hot

it's snowing :3

http://thebrokenspacebar.tumblr.com/

>>580070

>bsb reblogged something my gf also reblogged

we fam now

hell is empty and all the demons are here

https://soundcloud.com/audriana-redden/sans-comforts-a-dfab-human-on-their-period

>>580070

pathetic

>wanting to befriend saltlick

just when i thought you couldnt get more retarded

i honestly thought you peaked with wes

this is new lows even for you sam

i'd never keep company with a friend of wesley

>>580075

he also snapchats with rev

rev

>>580072

>>580070

not clicking

who is the man (or woman!) behind @dril

>>580072

as opposed to a dmab human on their period?

>>580076

rev is funny to gawk at

>>580078

it me

>>580078

byron hussie

>>580076

Couldn't hear ur sound wtf

>>580076

rev is my nigga

>>580075

whatever you say you little milky licking quim

>>580074

you mean new epic highs? or do i need to get the boxcutter out...

>>580078

if memory serves, dril is

>adult, mid 20s-early 30s

>lives in new jersey, i think

>posts on something awful

>>580085

...

*Googles quim*

O_o

*breaks cocky-kun*

i should do another Legion run

>restart new vegas

>still have some old saves but none of the mods

>they crash on loading

no surprises here, cant blame a lad for trying

i'm severing my friendship with vris. i told her i loved her platonically. the love i felt towards her was real.

i'm severing my friendship with staerk, who was my closest friend here. i. i can't. i loved him platonically.

i want to forget i ever came here.

and it's all wesley's fault. i can't emotionally be friends with people who talk to someone who did that to me. i can't. i'm sucking up in my phone and god. i'm gonna cry into her arms tonight and tell her all i'm crying about is how much i love her, and not that i am finally. going away, from the biggest mistake i made as a young adult.

I can't.

i can't.

i loved vris. i wanted. i wanted to love her. i can't. i'm just. she lied to me and i can't. i wanted to be her's. but. she just reminds of here. and here reminds me of wesley. and wesley reminds me of past pain and tears and screams for help.

i loved them. i loved her.

daisy, daisy, give me your answer, do.

I'm half crazy, all for the love of u

I am no thing

I am no one

Come to my mouth

Come to my tongue

I am your girl

goodbye for real.

>>580096

see you tomorrow!

yikes!

>>580097

i'm not coming back tomorrow. i am forgetting.

thank you scatman

>>580100

wesley will fuck one of you over

and you will learn

>>580099

I'm sure we both know you'll be here tomorrow.

>>580102

guess what cletus.

you fuck your cousin

everything I said was right about you

We seed

We feel

We need

We fight

We seal

We cut

We seek

We love

We grow

We take

We eat

We break

We hunt

We hurt

We seize

We kneel

We heal

We fuck

We pray

We hate

We reach

We touch

We lose

We taste

We learn

We lie

We wound

We waste

We hold

We kill

We love

We veil

We crawl

We seek

We fail

We rage

We fuck

We come

We love

We work

We search

We share

We wound

We keep

We blind

We take

We hide

We hold

We breathe

We steal

We bind

We build

We seed

We fuck

We rage

We weep

We betray

We serve

We regret

We learn

With tooth

And claw

We touch

We teach

We fuck

We love

We forget

We regret

We love

We love

We love

We love

We fuck

We love

We love

We love

>>580103

hun

i'm severing the only loves that mattered to me

I'm gone.

thank me.

>>580101

the worst he can do is spam his shit, not very threatening

WE

>>580084

you'd be a lot happier with me sam

we could be great

ARE

>>580105

He will fuck over Sponge.

He will fuck over Grant.

He is more wormy than Benni from The Mummy.

You will regret allowing Wesley into your lives.

This is the prophecy of Vfan.

>>580096

what a story, mark

I don't pay attention to anything what is happen

>>580096

hey, mum, i love you PLATONICALLY

>>580111

im making my way through it

you'll get my reaction line by line it'll be fun

for someone who's "gone", you sure do post a lot, vfan!!!

>>580112

obamas banning every gun

>>580116

Oh no!!!!

>>580104

Actually p much nothing you said was right about me

You broke down and became a sociopath long before I ever will

>>580096

>all i'm crying about is how much i love her

that'll help with the clinginess

good thing melon doesnt exist or shed think you're retarded

>>580107

cletus?

you're epic too don't worry

>>580120

c u sün...

>>580096

YOU LOVE SO MUCH YOU LOVE WHEN LOVE HURTS

>goodbye for real

ill miss you vfan its a shame well never see you here again

i had a lot of fun lass

thanks for the memories

muh glands "lol"

>>580121

it's me actually

who else calls you sam

jesus you can be really thick sometimes

>>580124

>>580119

>>580114

>>580113

>>580110

all me

>>580123

poopydot! poopydot!

>>580130

>scat

really?

it feels so weird knowing vfan is never coming back again

this is it huh

surreal

a-am I epic

>>580134

two more will take your place

>>580139

wait how did he post that the first time

did he post it on skype

did he unblock it just to make that post

foolz me once, shame on you

lol

>>580141

presumably the latter

>>580144

since you're lunging at the shadows of a guy who isn't even here right now, i say he stuck ya good

8anties

i watched a nova doc about snowy owls the other night and one of the chicks starved to death because it's siblings were fatasses

the mom owl was super nurturing and caring to it and tried to feed it right until the end and then they all ate it when it died and i cried

they ate it lovingly though. like the mom looked like it was nibbling it affectionately before it started ripping it up. like she was giving it kisses

I wonder how many times vfan has said she's never coming back.

>>580150

*leaks eszett's nudes* remember kids *leaks some more nudes* sexual harassment is wrong

>>580151

should have killed and ate the fatty tbh

>>580151

don't give animals personalities they're just organic machines

>>580154

why are you burning bridges with vris now? You two have a falling out?

vfan and vris have been friends for less than a month

just

keep that in mind

>>580152

at least 5 but likely a lot more

>>580154

Why are you cutting her out of your life again

I remember getting super emotional about meerkat manor when that was a thing.

It was during my weeb phase too so when the main one died there was a million tributes to her on deviantart and youtube.

humans are epic organic machines

>>580159

that's epic...

>>580156

you ever see squirrels chasing each other around on a warm sunny tree they have fun

animals have personalities and feelings they're just a lot simpler than ours

like that time the crows hated me... crows can have some dang angry sounding caws...

*fart*

*shart*

>>580170

jesus christ you're coming back when you haven't even left

this is amazing

>>580168

crows are really intelligent

some species even make and use tools, and can teach other birds in their murder how to make them. and they can recognize faces and people

I fucking love crows

>>580168

>you ever see squirrels chasing each other around on a warm sunny tree they have fun

That's probably them fighting over territory, or a male trying to rape a female

Animals have feelings but they're just chemicals designed to elicit responses in the brain

my head is still kind of hurting from video games so i cant even get schadenfreude out of this

>>580169

Well

Thank you for apologizing at least

Please get the help that you need, there's no shame in it.

Adios

>>580176

Crows are smart as hell, they figured out what traffic lights mean and use cars to crack nuts

>>580173

No I understand human emotions I don't understand what you're fucking typing

>>she said she would leave with me. in my selfishly.

Like

What is that

>>580176

>>580180

but can they dance

>>580177

that's exactly what our feelings are too

it's all the same shit, but they have simple feelings for simple reasons while our brains just come up with a lot more things to feel about

>>580181

I didn't finish the sentence because I'm preoccupied.

I told her that.

just emotionally. I can't be there. If she talks to wesley behind my back.

and she lied about it.

And I just. I'm just done even if it's selfish of me.

My emotions because of my past prohibit me from being comfortable in that situation. I just can't.

It hurts, but it's for the best.

lol, vfam you might enjoy this: its a marxist-capitalist

https://8ch.net/leftypol/res/480637.html

FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAA

why do my balls hurt so bad why is the pain in my stomach AAA WHY

dude you will feel so much better when you drop this place. it feels good to cut things out of your life

a month from now you won't give a single fuck about here anymore. be free

>>580184

"waaaaaaah you can't talk to people I don't like!"

Also. Stop. Just stop. Typing like this

i just cant.

>>580184

>I can't talk to you if you continue to talk to your friends

vfan are you sure you want to deny you're a sociopath

>>580177

as opposed to humans

leaving now take care vfam

>>580185

honestly dude.

i'm kind of drunk. by that I mean we're both basically passed out.

just. don't pretend I didn't give you mediocre hair cut advice as a christmas present.

why would you go out of your way to talk to wesley

>>580187

that's what you get for fucking guns

>>580193

giving someone hair advice is not deep friendship

>you can't talk to these people ever because i don't like them

>if you don't do these things, we can't be friends anymore

lolololololol

>>580190

no I mean like.

It's not her. It's me

I can't be comfortable in that situation.

I'm sorry. It's not becase "you can't talk to people I don't like"

it's much

much more deep seeded and emotional than that because it involves what wesley did.

>>580199

it actually is that changing the phrasing doesn't change anything

>>580189

it's. epic.

You're right. Spilling your guts out is.

vfan deserves death

>>580200

No you just refuse to understand out of stupidity, emotional stupidity, or otherwise.

>>580193

it was fun

actually the barber lady fucked up and made my bangs too short! can you believe that...

>>580189

shut the fuck up

>>580205

>>580207

hidden

>>580208

staerk. can you get on skype like.

one last time before I delete that account.

don't do it staerk

>>580209

vfan just.

this is for your own good. Like you aren't even realizing that I'm telling you this for your own good. Your jewish woman mind just can't even comprehend an opinion different from your own

and honestly it's just sad at this point.

>>580212

[1:54:36 AM] Staerk: this place is dead without you but it probably deserves to be dead

Did I do a good vfan impression please rate

>>580214

cletus shut the fuck up

>>580215

what does this have to do with my post

>>580215

mbg was right

we should destroy hsg...

you gotta hit just that right spot when you use epic where it's ironically overused but not enough that you sound like a parrot

>>580215

>>580217

don't get sucked in again

vfan's toxic onion bagel breath

>>580221

fuck off and die

>>580217

Yeah it was pretty good then

i just.

i don't even know what I'm saying or doing.

i'm just saying goodbye

i

i havve to go

>>580226

see you tomorrow

DUDE

>>580221

>>580220

nice

epic

>>580227

please buy a gun and commit whatever murder/suicide you're brewing already

>>580229

Wesley honestly

you will betray grant.

you will become the next laughing stock after I leave.

This is not a prediction, this is a promise.

>>580232

never

>>580233

wesley's been a laughing stock for a while

you're just funnier

>>580233

now you're just assuming i'm as crazy as you

Dude birds

I WAS RAPED

epic le epic

hidden reported globally reported

i'm gay

want qt gf negrobooty gf

tfw qt gf

dude weed

>>580234

soon

>>580236

Wesley.

If you are stupid enough to act like this isn't all your fault.

You will become the next fresh meat to these people.

>>580238

no

>>580240

you really are as stupid as you seem