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File: 1451510023230.jpg (18.72 KB, 436x543, 436:543, ^9B7B95E0A9C25D1FFD37BD7BD….jpg)

 No.580945

 No.580957

when will ben stop banning me


 No.580959

pootis


 No.580960

#tw body horror


 No.580962

I have the song sweet caroline stuck in my head


 No.580963


 No.580964


 No.580965

you play tinder by liking all the fat and/or black girls, right?


 No.580966

File: 1451510340152.jpg (19.96 KB, 640x480, 4:3, 1451281345535.jpg)


 No.580969

guys help me out here

i noticed that "snib snib" (referring to the meme of that one nordish guy with the half cut off penis) rhymes with "lib" (libcuck)

help me craft this shitpost


 No.580971

southerners are so slow


 No.580973

File: 1451510434925.gif (2.98 MB, 500x368, 125:92, 1450782867905.gif)


 No.580974

snib the lib


 No.580975

>>580969

take a number

come back tomorrow and your shitpost will be ready


 No.580977

snibble THIS libral


 No.580978

apparently british people use "lad" to describe a chad

i think that's funny

a chad lad


 No.580979

dude

weed


 No.580980

Don't bully the wes...


 No.580981

chlad


 No.580982

Kill All Libs

#snibthelib


 No.580983

File: 1451510557839.jpg (602.61 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-13-20-40-961_phot….jpg)

There are oranges outside my aunt's window


 No.580984

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

thread theme


 No.580985

>>580980

fucking die fucker


 No.580986

can we wait until post limit before making the thread?


 No.580987


 No.580988

>>580984

not calling them masketta man and juan ovus triggers my autism


 No.580989

this

*snib snib*

is a lib


 No.580990

>>580983

I'm the 70s lamp


 No.580991

I'm a cuck

I'm a libby-cuck

And I snib snib snib, I snib snib snib


 No.580992

I just found a tiny piece of broken glass in my underwear


 No.580993

and this

*audience applause track*

is my cocky-kun


 No.580994

>forgot how afraid i am of of attractive people

>one likes me or whatever so we can communicate now

>they're actually attractive and i'm afraid now

fuck this app


 No.580995


 No.580996


 No.580998

File: 1451510827001.jpg (17.29 KB, 165x192, 55:64, hah.jpg)

i never get to use my smug anime girls

when are you supposed to use them anyway


 No.580999

>>580992

snib snib


 No.581000

>>580990

youre the aging, balding landscape worker who uses tumblr tween memes


 No.581001

le new thread reposty

>>580929

the thing is

i dont care

at all

hiding it makes me care, faggot

this applies to everyone: i dont care. i will consider your opinions but i do not care.


 No.581002

File: 1451510876146.jpg (100.61 KB, 1283x573, 1283:573, image.jpg)

i'm sorry, hsg...

i'm sorry i keep doing normie things...


 No.581003

*say "I'm an epic lad and girls love me" in front of a mirror three times*

*unwittingly summons sponge*


 No.581004


 No.581005

>>580994

just keep repeating the mantra

you are an epic lad

Girls love you

You are going to have a great night


 No.581006

it isn't fun communicating fear


 No.581007

going "im on proxy because i dont want you to see my opinion"

that makes me want to hunt you down like a dog

and im going to do it

and im going to troll you to death


 No.581008

>>581006

now is not the time for fear

that comes later

*rappels out of thread*


 No.581009

>>581002

it's okay

you'll always be an abnormie at heart :)


 No.581010

Sponge seems like the kinda guy who, first time having sex, jizzes after like thirty seconds without stopping or warning her


 No.581011

say what you say

SAY IT LIKE A CAT


 No.581012

File: 1451511070777.jpg (137.54 KB, 1280x720, 16:9, 1416106648998.jpg)

>>580998

>posting smug anime girls


 No.581013

File: 1451511106310.gif (18.09 KB, 380x470, 38:47, tumblr_mcbhd5iyGH1qgo16uo7….gif)

>>581012

>going for the most obvious joke


 No.581014

>>581010

the idea of sex doesnt even turn me on at all, it kind of disgusts me

going flacid inside her seems like a much more likely problem


 No.581015

>>581007

so who was the itty bitty bitch


 No.581016

>>581014

holy shit spongelord you are such a FUCKING LOSER


 No.581017

>>581015

supposedly kusogen


 No.581018

File: 1451511194758.jpg (55.98 KB, 467x350, 467:350, image.jpg)


 No.581019

>>581017

that me, you dumb


 No.581020

>>581016

asexuals are pure don't be rude to us


 No.581021

oh i'll make a stank face baby


 No.581022

>>581014

fine, you jizz on a mouthpic and get it preggo


 No.581023

>>581017

that me, you dumb


 No.581024

libcucks in the night


 No.581025

File: 1451511350831.jpg (140.33 KB, 2136x1606, 1068:803, image.jpg)

>>581020

i'm not an asexual i'm just a degenerate


 No.581026

File: 1451511359810.jpg (96.12 KB, 840x700, 6:5, 1451355712725.jpg)

it hurts every day knowing anime will never be real. i want an anime girlfriend. my life gets worse every second i don't have a miku girlfriend. i wanna die sometimes for real


 No.581027

File: 1451511394050.webm (759.22 KB, 480x270, 16:9, oh-whoops-oooh-i-dropped-….webm)

Me upon meeting Egghead


 No.581028

*witnesses a lib*

*just fuckin loses it*


 No.581029

>>581026

what is this normalfag shit


 No.581030

sponge saved my image... I'm so happy...


 No.581031

hairy butts please post here


 No.581032

new blonde redhead album when


 No.581033

i'm hungry but don't feel like going out


 No.581034

they call me snibby libby


 No.581035

i want a 2D gf

nip cartoon boo-dee gf


 No.581036

>>581028

Mark Mark Mark, leave him alone!


 No.581037

>>581033

Go out anyway, and treat yourself to a nice ice cream


 No.581038

>>581033

you're not really hungry


 No.581039

le psychoactive effects...


 No.581040

>>581027

It's funny because he looks just like you


 No.581041

third grade humor, the tripfags


 No.581042

let's be honest, danny devito is the Ultimate Being, you know if Jesus was gonna be any currently-relevant celebrity it'd be between Devito and Beyonce


 No.581043

barragán was a solid 8 tbqh


 No.581044

i'm bored


 No.581045

>>581040

Lets get dinner


 No.581046

it's a shaaaaaame


 No.581047

File: 1451512061107.png (893.08 KB, 980x707, 140:101, Baraggan_Released_(ep276).png)


 No.581048

File: 1451512096331.jpg (81.5 KB, 657x720, 73:80, 1450886435604.jpg)


 No.581049

the way you snib around with ya lib


 No.581050

snib snub snob


 No.581051

whew, got all my plans sorted out for new year's eve and new year's

being social is fucking exhausting even before you get to the hard work of talking to people


 No.581052

are jon and arin still friends


 No.581053

humans don't deserve dream pop


 No.581054

>>581052

they stopped being friends when jon punched suzy


 No.581055

>>581052

yea dude arin just showed up in jons starcade finale


 No.581056

File: 1451512341712.gif (98.37 KB, 250x186, 125:93, ECH.gif)

>>581054

What a based guy


 No.581057


 No.581058

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.


 No.581059

>>581057

egoraptor and a fat guy with a bird


 No.581060

>>581052

he showed up in starcade so ye


 No.581062

lady anita, i'm a libcuck

will i ever curl up and become a numale?


 No.581063

>>581055

>>581060

I know it was a fucking old meme

I hate arin and I'm mad jon sold out


 No.581064

fuck danny

fuck steam train

fuck grumpcade

i just want the good old grumps back


 No.581065

>>581061

>>581063

what's wrong with arin


 No.581066

forgive us joey, for we have sinned


 No.581067

>>581059

Egoraptor is friends with Sako??

>>581045

No


 No.581068


 No.581069


 No.581070

is a numale still a numale if they beat their gf/spouse?


 No.581071

Youtube is boring now... I remember when it was new and hot and there were like, a dozen or fewer "celebrities"


 No.581072

File: 1451512910457.png (1.31 MB, 1024x1024, 1:1, ClipboardImage.png)

>>581065

>what's wrong with arin

>never animates

>has other people animate his shitty unfunny Starbomb music videos

>is an unfunny piece of shit without Jon

>pussywhipped by his FES girlfriend

>has shit game opinions

>is shit at video games (just watch their WW HD playthrough)

>turned Game Grumps into a tired boring cashgrab


 No.581073

>>581071

you were 6 years old, faggot


 No.581074

>>581070

No then they're alpha


 No.581075

>>581073

I was twelve, what are you on


 No.581076

>>581071

They changed their revenue policy to minutes viewed so say goodbye to flash animations

Hellbenders 4 never


 No.581077

i ship bsb x egghead


 No.581078

hsg was a mistake

it's always been a mistake


 No.581079

i ship wes x egghead


 No.581080

>>581067

why not


 No.581081

alpha numale


 No.581082

>>581079

delete this


 No.581083

>>581079

I'll ship them a bomb


 No.581084

File: 1451513192101.png (640.22 KB, 600x798, 100:133, tavroooooooos.png)


 No.581085

can't believe anon thought I was 16... I am 22 years old


 No.581086

>>581067

they've been friends for a while, methinks


 No.581087


 No.581088

File: 1451513491141.png (339.43 KB, 471x639, 157:213, mindfangtavros.png)

>>581084

Mindfang's canon, canon love of generationally different relationships


 No.581089

>>581086

die die die die die


 No.581090

men that like /ss/ are just men with micropenis that need to project


 No.581091

>>581090

what if they project on the women

then they're just straight pedos


 No.581092


 No.581093

he sacc me


 No.581094

she snibb me


 No.581095


 No.581096

remember the fucking rainbow shit and piss troll biology headcanon


 No.581097

>>581080

Because you're a dick

Roasted was a cute dick, you'll never have the same advantage at your age


 No.581098

>>581091

They'd be gay pedos


 No.581099

File: 1451513982583.jpg (209.77 KB, 1241x1920, 1241:1920, mindfang and her girls.jpg)

what about /ll/


 No.581100

he succ

she succ

we all succ the fuccboi


 No.581101

>>581098

i mean "straight" in the nigger terminology


 No.581102

>>581100

no

i cucc


 No.581103

what the FUCC


 No.581104

File: 1451514131675.png (63.22 KB, 500x327, 500:327, shrug.png)

>>581097

hey I was trying to break bread is all

Nobody can say I didn't try...


 No.581105

>>581099

it gibes me le bonor


 No.581106

>>581099

>those short, short legs

eritime


 No.581107

>>581104

break the2e

*grab2 diick2*


 No.581108

this honey whiskey stuff is not to be sneezed at


 No.581109

>>581101

(the joke)


 No.581110

>>581104

airhead just refused free food because it meant she'd have to endure spending time with you


 No.581111

she's up all night to be lib

i'm up all night to get snib

she's up all night for bull dib

i'm up all night to get cucky


 No.581112

i mean someone would have to be reeealllly obnoxious for me to turn down free food


 No.581113

cuck me in the nighttime, cuck me in the day,

cuck me with hypnosis and bring out my inner gay


 No.581114

>>581108

well, no

why would you sneeze at something you're gonna drink, das nasty


 No.581115

>>581114

>almost 2014

>doesn't sneeze into his drink


 No.581116

wesley strikes me as a practiced sneezedrinker


 No.581117

>>581104

You tried by asking me about my vagina and talking shit


 No.581118

>>581116

in this case, the substance is much better than the garnish


 No.581119

File: 1451514744743.jpg (43.74 KB, 600x399, 200:133, 1451322817912.jpg)


 No.581120

>>581118

fuck I didn't switch around all the words

the substance is much worse than the garnish


 No.581121

>>581117

Can we have pics of your vagina


 No.581122

>>581117

funny how that only bothered you after grant kicked you from the skype...

almost like... you were using that as an excuse....

to be offended...


 No.581123

we need to take

wes

down


 No.581124

File: 1451514985015.jpeg (767.49 KB, 1064x1064, 1:1, 17f0bacf6bcc359e5c95ab6bd….jpeg)


 No.581125

brokenspacebar: wooing the ladies by telling them they want to be offended, since 2015


 No.581126

how do we get rid of nutshead


 No.581127

>>581126

nut shead?


 No.581128

people who are really into Rose being a mother and having biological kids with dudes... they concern me. Rose is a lesbian, and also a dad to her adopted children with Kanaya


 No.581129

you'll never take my nuts


 No.581130

File: 1451515151406.png (3.6 MB, 1561x1800, 1561:1800, ClipboardImage.png)

important: someone just posted this on /pol/


 No.581131

>>581130

this is epic


 No.581132

>>581128

Rose could be bi...


 No.581133

>>581128

the "rose is bi" cunts are scum because theyre johnrose trash

not that rose couldnt be bi


 No.581134

so of course, i dropped to my knees right there and started sucking


 No.581135

File: 1451515392837.png (237.47 KB, 420x590, 42:59, 1451347704979.png)


 No.581136

what if you had an orgasm gun? like when it hit people they got earth-shaking orgasms


 No.581137

>>581122

Honestly what are you talking about

That was always disgusting and I told you so, I tried at least four times to work shit out with you and you kept acting creepy not to mention our text conversation was before I was kicked.


 No.581138

>>581136

i dunno

i guess i'd use it on random people in the street


 No.581139

>>581136

this is actually a somewhat common trope in hypnosis porn


 No.581140

If Dave can be bi, why not Rose?


 No.581141

>>581136

>>581139

Mindfang can use her mind control as an orgasm gun


 No.581142

>whitewashed homestuck art

But Dave LITERALLY said he was white


 No.581143

>>581136

I do it's called my dick


 No.581144

>>581138

>some old lady suddenly shaking and shouting "JIMINY CRICKET"


 No.581145


 No.581146

>>581097

What do you think about rev's beard, egghead?


 No.581147

>>581136

Ido it's called my dick

>>581137

I was trying to be nice and make up for that but you sperged out so that means I get points for being the normal one, and you're the weirdo


 No.581148

>>581146

I don't know. He's the fat terrorist looking guy right?


 No.581149

do you prefer drew or rev egghead?


 No.581150

>>581147

Nice revisionist history, you may make a good roasted yet


 No.581151

>>581149

Who is drew?


 No.581152

>>581135

>16th century Japan

>19th century bike


 No.581153

>girl texts me

>wants to hang out

Okay I see either two choices: get drinks at a bar, or watch TV/movies at my place. Which do I go with?


 No.581154

>>581144

hey, old people need instantaneous and unexpected love too


 No.581155

>>581143

>>581147

really lame bs


 No.581156

eggheads eggy vagina smell X^(


 No.581157

>>581155

shit I didn't even see I got beaten to the punch there. I tip myhat to you anon (my hat has a hand that comes out of it andgives you the middle finger)


 No.581158

>>581153

Drink and then go home for a romantic kraft dinner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


 No.581159

>>581148

Kind of yeah? He almost always looks super mad.


 No.581160

i dont even remember what i used to do on my dates

its been so long


 No.581161

rev is hot. he can't take a selfie but he's hot


 No.581162

>>581158

me and her usually just eat pizza or kfc

>>581160

>its been so long

much like my magnum dong


 No.581163

>>581159

It's a regular beard. Nothing special about it.


 No.581164

>>581152

Nice revisionist history, you may make a good roasted yet

>>581159

id be mad too if i were that dumb and ugly


 No.581165

File: 1451516659941.png (231.38 KB, 695x540, 139:108, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.581166

>>581164

Wut

Don't copy me weirdo


 No.581167

>>581165

sako...


 No.581168


 No.581169

>>581165

ayncraps are literally the most retarded ever


 No.581170

only the rich should be able to learn tbh


 No.581171

>>581169

right, the individual has no idea how to spend their own money

they need other, smarter individuals to do it for them


 No.581172

>>581162

But how will you socialize if you're not drunk??

Is this the cousin girl


 No.581173

File: 1451516876793.jpg (224.78 KB, 1280x960, 4:3, kanayamankan.jpg)

>>581166

you just sounded like a smartass, i made it funny


 No.581174

the only real ship is egg x rev


 No.581175

>>581163

Now what do you think about rev?

>>581164

>if I were that dumb and ugly

>if

You're making a hell of a claim there, fam


 No.581176

>>581171

i'm cool with real actual anarchy

but anarcho-capitalism isn't real anarchy and wouldn't last longer than a week irl


 No.581177

>>581173

you sound like a smartass 99% of the time though


 No.581178

>>581172

no different one

what why do you care so much? Jealous?


 No.581179

File: 1451516978295.png (197.12 KB, 500x500, 1:1, XfYhE69.png)

>>581175

rev honestly i wasnt going to call you out but this is just creepy

it was a typo she didn't mean it


 No.581180

I'm a Libertarian. Christian. Brony. I believe in Life, Liberty, and Ponies!

I recognize no sovereign but God. No king but Jesus. No princess but Celestia.

I'm Anti-State. Anti-War. Pro-Market. Pro-Christian. And Pro-Pony.

I'm a graduate in English, and a minor in journalism.

This blog contains my opinions on news, politics, and life in general.

As an American citizen, I'm entitled to my First Amendment rights, and I'm not afraid to use them.

Don’t like my opinion? Don’t blame me. Blame the 1st!


 No.581181

>>581110

>airhead

that's a good one


 No.581182

>>581180

I'm a statist now because of this post


 No.581183

File: 1451517134821.jpg (136.52 KB, 440x694, 220:347, ef3a69f6f540bc3201cdbc36e2….jpg)

>>581177

i am a smartass

>>581181

it's funny because it's true


 No.581184

>>581180

*vomits destructively*


 No.581185

>Libertarian

>Christian

pick one


 No.581186

File: 1451517195696.png (187.53 KB, 215x414, 215:414, my gemsona.png)

When does Shitven Pooniverse start up again


 No.581187

File: 1451517196001.jpg (25.79 KB, 600x750, 4:5, tip fedora.jpg)

>>581180

Oh, so it's "Blame the 1st", not "Blame-theist"

I always assumed that guy was an atheist. I dunno why, something about his dress.


 No.581188

File: 1451517195804.png (805.07 KB, 540x912, 45:76, ClipboardImage.png)

/pol/ makes me miserable to browse but you have to make that sacrifice in order to catch important pieces of news


 No.581189

>>581186

next week i think


 No.581190

>>581178

Was just curious about your level of desperation tonight


 No.581191

>>581188

Did a single person marry a couple?


 No.581192

>>581188

this post (both the image and the text) gave me cancer


 No.581193

if you could kill everyone on hsg would you?


 No.581194

>>581188

lol

>>581190

I'm the one making plans with a girl,you're the one staring at an orange tree and getting mad online.


 No.581195

>>581193

no

everyone here is extremely epic


 No.581196

>>581193

I would save like 3 or 4 posters


 No.581197

>>581188

Is "Imam" an adjective there?


 No.581198

>>581197

no, it's a noun, it's an Islamic clergyperson


 No.581199

>>581197

no but "yourmom" is onj-muh-dick


 No.581200

I hope one day I get a bird


 No.581201

>>581198

Oh that makes a lot more sense now.


 No.581202

File: 1451517640785.gif (53.46 KB, 255x168, 85:56, bruh.gif)

>>581188

>this is real

>this isn't a parody

>this happened like a year ago

Wh...wha


 No.581203

>>581202

sweden


 No.581204

i want a libcuck gf

snib snib my bent duck gf


 No.581205

File: 1451517731219.png (122.27 KB, 483x473, 483:473, ClipboardImage.png)

she succ...


 No.581206

File: 1451517731918.png (51.42 KB, 152x255, 152:255, sweden yes.png)


 No.581207

>>581197

its a noun, it means like a muslim priest


 No.581208

File: 1451517780986.png (922.17 KB, 648x1926, 36:107, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.581209

>>581206

nice thumbnail bro


 No.581210

>>581193

in a heartbeat


 No.581211

Oh also, someone is paying $90 for that.


 No.581212

>>581208

how skele blush


 No.581213

>>581206

this is really funny!!!


 No.581214

>>581212

I dunno but papyrus does in game


 No.581215

i need to break into the lucrative fetish art market


 No.581216

>>581194

I'm not mad, I'm going to Santa Monica Pier!


 No.581217

File: 1451518017946.png (7.07 MB, 2916x4888, 729:1222, sweden yes.png)

>>581209

>>581213

Sucky my epic cocky kun


 No.581218

cletus yes


 No.581219

>>581216

Egg x rev 5eva


 No.581220

i want a bloodborne novel

this lore is incomprehensible


 No.581221

>>581220

elder gods, man


 No.581222

>>581220

i want lovecraft to come back from the dead and commune with these insane fromsoft japs to see what theyd come up with


 No.581223

>>581221

What about elder gods?

>>581220

>this lore is incomprehensible

Then why are you ASKING FOR MORE OF IT


 No.581224

>>581221

>>581222

>elder gods

MALAZAN BOOK OF THE FALLEN


 No.581225

Ah, yes, the epic gods, including Cthulad


 No.581226

>>581223

BECAUSE I WANT TO UNDERSTAND

THIS SHIT IS MY JAM BUT I CANT HEAR THE TUNES


 No.581227

i wanna be


 No.581228

is see you turn into


 No.581229

Do you think Rose would like Bloodborne


 No.581230

>>581216

are you going to take a long walk off it?


 No.581231

>>581229

she would browse the wikis

but she wouldnt play it

because shes not consolescum


 No.581232

>>581226

Understand this, then

Gothos walked willingly into servitude which his son, Icarium, could not understand.

And in not understanding, he delivered death and ABSOLUTE destruction everywhere he went, to man, beast, and elder gods alike.

All in an effort to free his father - until one desperate act saw his memories hidden away for several hundred thousand years.


 No.581233

File: 1451519208279.jpg (71.24 KB, 413x413, 1:1, group_clapping.jpg)


 No.581234

jusd fug me ub :DDD


 No.581235

>>581233

>>581205

this is too advanced for me


 No.581236

what if scientology is right

and xenu is out there, right now


 No.581237

>>581236

what if mormons were right


 No.581238

>>581236

in there, rather. Did he escape?


 No.581239

>>581236

it has to be right, all the famous people believe in it


 No.581240

>>581236

you're tom cruisin' for a brusin'


 No.581241

what if scientology becomes revamped to be this completely lovecraftian thing based around a cosmic existential nihilism


 No.581242

I need to play undertale so I can find more things to complain


 No.581243

>>581242

Complain about egghead ignoring the question


 No.581244

>>581241

i'd become a scientologist


 No.581245

>>581220

i thought the story/motivation for the player character was really unclear, but the general lore made sense to me

there are immortal alien god things from space and this civilization used their blood for medical practices. the healing power of the blood became so ingrained with the society that it became a religion centered around unlocking the mysteries of this holy blood. turns out that was a fucking stupid idea though because there are side effects to using it including but not limited to you turning into a horrible monster. so the hunters were made by the church to deal with the monsters that cropped up, so they wouldn't have to just stop using the blood and could instead keep the power of their creepy cult going. but eventually there were too many monsters and the hunters all started turning as well and it basically just all went to shit. and that's where your pc wwalks into the city.

that's what i got from it in general anyway, seemed pretty clear.


 No.581246

Yes I remember now

My past life as an alien who got blown up in a volcano millions of years ago by nuclear weapons


 No.581247

>>581243

what question


 No.581248

>toriel remembered that i flirted with her and called her mom

fuck


 No.581249

>>581248

goatfucker


 No.581250

>>581248

how could she forget

she thinks about it constantly....


 No.581251

>>581248

you're sick


 No.581252

File: 1451520078582.png (68 KB, 459x606, 153:202, 858adccd1cd18ae3e1ed016fcb….png)

>>581248

She also remembered you went to bed instead of eating that slice of pie with her first.


 No.581253

>>581251

are you telling me you wouldn't want to fuck your hot goat mom

it sounds like you're the one that's sick


 No.581254

File: 1451520142134.png (5.7 KB, 204x115, 204:115, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.581255

what if Hussie has been secretly using Hiveswap money to finish Bard Quest


 No.581256

god I should update my fanadventure...


 No.581257

>>581247

What she thinks of beardo

Sorry, I meant rev


 No.581258

is it really that less plausible than a male god birthing a son for some reason who came down and healed a few folks and got buzzed on wine and then died which coincidentally cured the whole world's innate soul-cancer as long as they believed it did without question because his buddies said so in a book but then he came back as a zombie for a few minutes and said he'd brb in a few centuries or millineas maybe and then rocketed off into the sky to do who knows what never to be seen again


 No.581259

teenage frisk jerking off to toriel while she's out shopping for groceries


 No.581260

>>581255

i would cum my pants


 No.581261

>>581258

Yes, and that's really impressive


 No.581262

>California: State's Law Allowing Authorities to Seize Weapons Without Notice Goes Into Effect Friday

There is absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong.


 No.581263

Welp, it's 4:00.

In the 20 hour it will be the end of day. The end of a month. The end of a year. 20 more hours and a whole city of mine gonna explode in the celebrating wave harder than DJ Terrorist explodes dancefloor.

After 21 hour from now, right im the 01:00 of 01/01/2016 God-Emperor will speak a speach from the TV screens to my city.

It's 2016.

It is already here.

By the way:

666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6+ = 2016 >:^)

H4PPY NU Y3R HSG


 No.581264

>>581257

don't bother people about their lovers anon it's not nice


 No.581265

>>581258

leave it to insane desert semites to come up with this shit


 No.581266

>>581262

I see a huge rise in the number of lawsuits over improperly, unfairly, and illegally siezed firearms on its way


 No.581267

>>581263

>666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6+ = 2016 >:^)

So


 No.581268

>>581263

never change rudy


 No.581269

>>581263

> Spoiler

Oops. I'll fix it.

666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016


 No.581270

File: 1451520522612.webm (606.67 KB, 640x360, 16:9, sanfrannuke.webm)

the solution to the libcuck problem


 No.581271

>>581267

Well, you know. Apocalypse and stuff.

JUST the end. Oh forget it, never mind.


 No.581272

>>581264

>egghead and rev

>lovers

What


 No.581273

>>581270

We gotta show this to Trump


 No.581274


 No.581275

>>581272

did i stutter

bitch


 No.581276

no fuck off

egghead and cam are my otp


 No.581277

>>581274

666 +

666 +

666 +

6+6+6=

the number of upcoming 2016 year.

Ta-da! Huh? HUH?

Ain't you of faith?


 No.581278

>>581272

NO

THAT IS NOT A THING

STOP IT


 No.581279

>>581275

When did this happen? Doesn't rev have a girlfriend already?


 No.581280

>>581270

san francisco being scooped up and lowered into a bubble at the bottom of the sea with no way out would honestly be best for everyone


 No.581281

>>581276

you fuck off skypenig


 No.581282

>>581281

i guess it takes one to know one


 No.581283

revhead, huh...? cute couple.......


 No.581284

>>581276

literally who


 No.581285

>>581280

>San Francisco

You mean California.


 No.581286

>>581276

>not wes/egghead

You disgust me


 No.581287

>>581280

but if the bubble breaks then all the POZ blood and semen will leak out and contaminate the ocean

it's better to incinerate it


 No.581288

When is California going to sink into the ocean


 No.581289

>>581285

you mean india


 No.581290

what if trump's wall puts california on the other side


 No.581291

File: 1451521149850.jpg (74.82 KB, 1024x526, 512:263, feces concentration.jpg)

>>581289

the bubble would fill up with brown ganges water


 No.581292

>>581282

wrong...


 No.581293

>>581289

Not even me

>>581288

The Big One is actually long overdue iirc

>>581290

That'd be epic


 No.581294

i ship revhead red and brokenspacehead black


 No.581295

>>581285

maybe to be thorough, but san francisco honestly is so much worse than the rest

an entire society of skittle-haired kids violently whining at others in order to "fight oppression" while they have one of the highest costs of living of any city in the country

they are the source


 No.581296

>>581290

> what if trump's wall puts california on the other side

Then California itself will finally find out what for chicken cross the road by as personlly asking that chicken

#toodeep


 No.581297

>>581295

They just need a higher minimum wage :)


 No.581298

I'm so sleep... tomorrow I go up to celebrate the New Year... I am excite


 No.581299

Egghead a qt


 No.581300

Dice rollRolled 4 (1d20)

San Fransisco


 No.581301


 No.581302

*sees a libber*

*pulls the trigger*


 No.581303

beta libucks

beta libcucks


 No.581304

I bet I could fireman carry egghead for a block


 No.581305

>>581304

Is that over your shoulder or like a bundle of sticks


 No.581306

>>581305

The over the shoulder one.


 No.581307

>>581306

Yea probably.


 No.581308

what did ayn rand believe anyway?


 No.581309

egherd is a tiny twiggy girl

even the weakest greasiest neckbeard could carry her


 No.581310

>>581304

she's probably around 120 pounds

but why would you want to


 No.581311

>>581308

holy shit a talking retard


 No.581312

File: 1451521905605.jpg (11.3 KB, 300x393, 100:131, ayn-rand-wtl_big.jpg)

Dice rollRolled 14 (1d20)

>>581308

Winning in internet arguments, mostly.


 No.581313

File: 1451521971883.jpg (276.23 KB, 398x960, 199:480, tumblr_nyfwc74yiH1ukeykdo1….jpg)

I thought this was a clever edit, call it shit.


 No.581314

👢


 No.581315

👢


 No.581316

File: 1451522090676.jpg (205.33 KB, 1915x913, 1915:913, bloodborne-the-old-hunters….jpg)

>>581308

holy shit a talking horse


 No.581317

>>581311

I just don't know what her whole thing was anon :(


 No.581318

>>581308

essentially that altruism was bad.

she thought pursuit of survival and personal gain was the central unifying forces for all of humanity, that pulled us all forward as a society


 No.581319

>>581313

>they're a child

christ this sounds so dumb


 No.581320

I'm a very reasonable size

I'm packing extremely strong lean muscles

I could break any one of you in half


 No.581321

holy horse a talking shit


 No.581322


 No.581323

>>581320

*ruffles your hair*

aw


 No.581324

>>581320

how close was my estimate


 No.581325

>>581317

u r a shit


 No.581326

I bet I could beat Egghead up.

I bet I could beat anyone here up, as long as they aren't stronger than me.


 No.581327

holy shit my Gristmas gift is here


 No.581328

>>581325

but why


 No.581329

>>581320

You're adorable.


 No.581330

>>581328

i told you id do it


 No.581331

>>581320

you couldn't even break my dick in half


 No.581333

>>581327

what did you get


 No.581334


 No.581335

File: 1451522663835.png (320.16 KB, 1500x1267, 1500:1267, j...joey.png)


 No.581336

>>581333

hold on, I'll post it in the Gristmas thread


 No.581337


 No.581338

File: 1451522908537.jpg (35.37 KB, 566x303, 566:303, Hug-Coupon-1.jpg)

I think you're cool, horsie.


 No.581339

File: 1451522927547.png (128.45 KB, 1200x841, 1200:841, 1451155273597.png)

I love Joey!


 No.581340

joey tulpas become sentient and run rampant across the nation, killing everyone


 No.581341

>>581340

tulpas are sentient thats the point


 No.581342

>>581340

and then utopia


 No.581343

File: 1451523156638.jpg (504.02 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-16-49-20-981_phot….jpg)

Neat, I'm here


 No.581344

did vfan come back yet?


 No.581345

>>581343

Sweet aesthetic!


 No.581346

>>581344

only as anon supposedly


 No.581347

>>581346

ha i knew she wouldn't last a whole day


 No.581348

File: 1451523462925.jpg (160.11 KB, 500x513, 500:513, 1450829621352-tv.jpg)

>>581323

>>581329

Stop it I said!

FEAR ME


 No.581349

File: 1451523536280.jpg (568.87 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-16-55-37-472_phot….jpg)

Am I hip yet


 No.581350

>>581348

*ruffles your pubic hair*


 No.581351

>>581344

she's gone, anon

we need to move on


 No.581352

>>581349

not yet, but almost


 No.581353

>>581348

When I read the part about his dad I assumed it was Jon Snow, since Kylo Ren looks like a cheap knockoff of Jon Snow


 No.581354

i'm conflicted about kylo ren

he reeks of a little dweeb trying to be edgy as fuck, and that makes me want to hate him. but then as the movie progresses you start to realize that's very intentional and he's not supposed to be seen as a serious villain, but as a conflicted, confused little tryhard weak dork who doubts himself completely but truly thinks pursuing the dark side is for some reason the right thing to do

it's dumb teen angst, but done kinda well


 No.581355

`>>581346

talked with horsie & sako in the older chat and had the sickening compulsion to lurk and check up on the goings on. saw this question and want to get some things clear.

that other post you called me wasn't me. idk who it was. was not me.

and I am not coming back. there is no possible way I am going to come back. and this place is somehow worse because egghead now apparently has gotten her courage to start posting. Good luck with that. god what a good reason to jet.

And stop posting about me. I'm not even here

so there's absolutely no reason for you to post about me, posting about me is obnoxious at this point. What else is there to say.

toodles.

and if you say "you'll just come back tomorrow xdddd" I spent all morning throwing up looking back at the mistakes I made here and I really have no reason to ever come back because this place is a sickening nightmare world.


 No.581356

oh good god


 No.581357

>>581355

see you tomorrow (for like, the 4th time this week)


 No.581358

File: 1451523870802.jpg (25.83 KB, 402x402, 1:1, kkkkl.jpg)

>>581355

im so happy i thought id never see you again


 No.581359


 No.581360

>>581359

I'm pretty sure this is at the very least 3, though I think it's 4.


 No.581361

in other words. I will not be posting anon just to clear everything up.

>>581360

cool. It's still 2nd.


 No.581362

>>581361

you lie more than hussie


 No.581363

good luck with your future careers in waste management.

>>581362

cool. It's still 2nd.


 No.581364

>>581361

but you have been posting as anon

>>580883 is you


 No.581365

>>581362

all (s)he does is lie

vfan just delete your skype account i know you wont be serious until you do


 No.581366

>>581365

didn't she say she was gonna do that yesterday


 No.581367

>>581366

yeah and surprise sur-fucking-prise she didnt


 No.581368

>>581365

holy shit #1 I said shut the fuck up and stop talking about me it's old

#2 I don't have to prove shit to you

#3 Who are you. Why do you matter to me?

>>581364

nope. That's actually not me.

>>581366

Mind changed!

>>581367

Honestly? You are looking for things to bitch at.


 No.581369

grant

did i call it

i called it right

is >>580883 the same person who was attacking wes


 No.581370

die die die just die


 No.581371

Goodbye. I will see you tomorrow for the 900000th time in two days, apparently. lol.


 No.581373

>>581371

you will make a post after this one


 No.581374

impregnating my vwife!


 No.581375

i want to have a very anime fight with somebody from hsg


 No.581376

File: 1451524270535.jpg (76.68 KB, 417x600, 139:200, hilda.jpg)

Just stop replying and she'll go away


 No.581377

>>581374

cronus...


 No.581378

>>581376

>expecting hsg not to feed the trolls

anyway fuck off it can be fun


 No.581379

>>581376

we're cursed


 No.581380

I wanna be Kylo Ren


 No.581381

>>581380

you're already a huge jewish nerd


 No.581382

kylo ben


 No.581383

>>581381

You can SAY that but I know it will never really be true. . .;-;


 No.581384

>>581382

Someone get on this


 No.581385


 No.581386

>>581374

I like this new meme


 No.581387

>>581375

a specific person or just anyone


 No.581388

>>581387

anyone

maybe you ;^)


 No.581389

>>581388

I don't have any cool superpowers to make the fight anime. I guess I could incorrectly call your next lines, Joseph Joestar style


 No.581390

File: 1451525154668.png (67.85 KB, 437x500, 437:500, KICK YOUR ASS.png)

>>581389

>Incorrectly


 No.581391

>>581390

no, I'd be doing it in the style of Joseph, but I'm not actually that clever so it'd be wrong


 No.581392

File: 1451525254618-0.jpg (577.62 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-17-10-04-552_phot….jpg)

File: 1451525254646-1.jpg (591 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-17-13-11-311_phot….jpg)

File: 1451525254648-2.jpg (606.72 KB, 771x1279, 771:1279, 15-12-30-17-17-43-830_phot….jpg)


 No.581393

>>581389

we could improvise powers

it might be more akin to homosexual larping


 No.581394

the true power of my gland


 No.581395

>>581393

shit son, now I gotta come up with a weeaboo fightan style, this is a big project


 No.581396

>>581392

I want California to fall into the sea right now


 No.581397

>>581392

That looks like California alright! Good luck on our roads.


 No.581398

wish i could just die tbh


 No.581399

>>581398

What's stopping ya


 No.581400

I have two stands that I've come up with in the past- one where the dude's stand is his signature, which allows him to possess anyone who sees it, and one where the stand can fuse any two equivalent objects into a larger version of that object


 No.581401

>>581310

>why would you want to

REASONS


 No.581402

>>581399

pesky self preservation


 No.581403

>>581399

pesky self preservation

hint of stupidity


 No.581404

File: 1451525958836.jpg (21.61 KB, 300x200, 3:2, woman-comforting-young-wom….jpg)


 No.581405

File: 1451525958317-0.jpg (940.78 KB, 2559x1541, 2559:1541, 15-12-30-17-35-37-457_phot….jpg)

File: 1451525958331-1.jpg (1.17 MB, 2559x1541, 2559:1541, 15-12-30-17-37-07-544_phot….jpg)

File: 1451525958357-2.jpg (889.13 KB, 2559x1541, 2559:1541, 15-12-30-17-37-14-231_phot….jpg)

California is weird

I want to buy some of this for vfan and Spacebar


 No.581406

Eating all my cousin's pizza:

win haha


 No.581407

>>581400

could the second stand bind two people's dicks into a larger, veinier dick that fuses them at the dick?

does it work on objects attached to other objects?


 No.581408

>>581405

buy that first one for wesley


 No.581409

>>581408

go fuck yourself


 No.581410

>>581407

I think, at least in the first form of the stand, it'd only fuse two body parts if they belonged to the same person. But fusing somebody's hands together is totally valid


 No.581411

>>581407

I think, at least in the first form of the stand, it'd only fuse two body parts if they belonged to the same person. But fusing somebody's hands together is totally valid


 No.581412

spacebar is a good poster


 No.581413

>>581405

that's a cute peri plushie


 No.581414

File: 1451526208813.png (25.79 KB, 630x267, 210:89, ClipboardImage.png)

please..... consider your words carefully........... before you cause a rape...............................................


 No.581415

>>581409

thought you said you were gonna leave ;)


 No.581416

>>581411

>>581410

why doesn't flood detection work on mobile...


 No.581417

>>581414

It's polygon dude, they're literally founded upon being SJWs.


 No.581418

>>581414

reminds me when people would ban asshole but not ass


 No.581419

>>581418

still gets censored that way on tv

i don't think you can even just bleep out the "hole" part of the word, you have to bleep out the entire thing if it's asshole even though ass is fine

kinda weird


 No.581420

shit mad...


 No.581421

JAS

E

NOVAC

I

GRADISKA

STARA


 No.581422

don't be so buttmad guys- oops! darn, another girl raped, all because of me............................


 No.581423

>>581411

this is a pretty neat concept actually

would it be one big functioning hand?


 No.581424

would rumpangry fall prey to the same logic?


 No.581425


 No.581426

YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.

 No.581427

>>581423

Insofar as a hand that's neither right nor left can be functional, yeah- it can be moved deliberately, but there'd be things it couldn't do.


 No.581428

beynis


 No.581429

>>581427

say the hypothetical second form of the stand fuses two people's heads together, would it be frothing and mindless, a mixture of their minds, or still two seperate minds?


 No.581430

>>581429

One mind, a synthesis of the component minds. Although, of course, how effective this is would depend on how they were fused- side to side is one thing, face to face is another.


 No.581431

>>581429

>jojolion


 No.581432

jojo the lion


 No.581433

>>581430

okay. huh. this is pretty sick man, if you ever do anything with it i'd love to read it.

>>581431

i haven't read the le jojolion yet

i like the sailor lad and his stand's look though


 No.581434

can you fug your stand?


 No.581435

>>581433

Go read it.

Now.


 No.581436

File: 1451527689543.jpg (17.89 KB, 210x240, 7:8, gio.jpg)

Best Jojo


 No.581437

>>581435

i'd have to finish the epic steel ball run first


 No.581438

>>581436

that's the worst jojo


 No.581439

i start hollering


 No.581440

>>581437

>not done with SBR

what the fuck else do you have to do with your life, sponge? You won't be a boicunt, finish reading Jojo already.


 No.581441

File: 1451527906324.jpg (59.44 KB, 500x500, 1:1, NOW.jpg)

>>581438

Literally fight me you small dicked bitch /b/oy...


 No.581442

bunga


 No.581443

can't decide if I should go to bed or toke and then bed...


 No.581444

how do we get parunga into the mainstream, lads


 No.581445

the last two digits of this post are 45

blow me


 No.581446

File: 1451528333102.png (183.68 KB, 265x370, 53:74, ClipboardImage.png)

this thing is pretty damn good

i'm afraid when KTK/DTK finally rotate out we're going to have a very annoying, very expensive UW control deck starring jace and gideon dominating the meta tho

not to mention OGW/BFZ drafts are going to be even more horribly unbalanced toward U and W now, i mean shit throw G a fucking bone


 No.581447

dude


 No.581448

>>581440

if you give me a link to a decent scan with a good translation i will


 No.581449

>>581445

Get fucked, pedo


 No.581450


 No.581451

>>581445

Ben you take this one


 No.581452

>>581448

what a beautiful d u w a n g


 No.581453

get a feeling so complicated


 No.581454

>>581446

Nah Rosewater hates green. He's publicly said this this many times.

Blue's never not going to be the most overpowered color, because they'll keep on printing "mistakes" and then claim that the only reason blue is powerful is because all the good cards are from alpha/beta. They literally can't stop sucking its dick.


 No.581455

>>581449

whats your deal with bsb and hispachan


 No.581456

>>581448

have you tried batoto


 No.581457

at least I don't care about anything other than sealed and commander


 No.581458

>>581455

Why are hispachan banners still allowed they LITERALLY post child porn


 No.581459

>>581448

Madokami


 No.581460

When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book....The fist time I saw her, with her hands on her knee...how do I say this...I had a boner.


 No.581461

>>581456

>>581459

spoonfeed me, /b/oyz...


 No.581462

>>581460

yes thank you that sure is a reference


 No.581463

>>581462

I'm not referencing anything...


 No.581464

>>581461

https://manga.madokami.com

I believe you have to register an account in irc, on rizon, in #madokami


 No.581465

E o p


 No.581466

Can't wait to do literally nothing this new years because my parents went off to somewhere


 No.581467

File: 1451529628200.png (452.96 KB, 500x462, 250:231, Unkar.png)

These memes you've brought to me today are worth

One reblog


 No.581468

>>581467

*reblogs*


 No.581469

do you think you've ever been as happy as a dog who's just found out who's a good dog is?


 No.581470

how long does it take to reread homestuck


 No.581471

>>581470

As long as it will take you to lose your virginity, so 30 years


 No.581472

>>581471

how hairy is your pussy?


 No.581473

>>581471

i'm going to lose my virginity?!?!?!


 No.581474

>>581472

It's as smooth and white as an egg


 No.581475

getting laid is really easy... why do so many people struggle with it... I want everyone who wants to to get laid


 No.581476

>>581471

pathetic


 No.581477

>>581454

i think blue's slice of the color pie is just stuff that basically would benefit any deck massively

like, coincidental card draw is one of the most deceptively powerful effects in the game, and blue has claim to it. the more cards you draw, the more of your deck you see, and effectively you don't just have more to play with but your deck becomes smaller. blue can generally just hand/deck fix way better than other colors, and giving one color exclusive access to the aspect of consistency in a TCG is a mistake. there's a reason why decks run multiple copies of cards, and it's because consistency is what makes decks not just stronger but more conceptually viable.

for some reason wizards was able to figure out giving black tutors was not good for the health of the game because it basically just meant everyone was running extra copies of their best cards, but blue having a monopoly on consistency in a different way is treated as fair game.


 No.581478

>>581477

pathetic


 No.581479

>>581477

I don't know why but they certainly aren't going to stop.

Jace is the mascot of magic (and now the power rangers) but at least he has a character now.

Blue's not going to stop being the best color unless someone from rules really hunkers down and stops shit.

I wonder if things would change if someone besides Rosewater was one of the largest forces.


 No.581480

Also yea tutoring in general is kind of busted.

For DTK pre-release I got Atarka and the thing that lets you tutor a dragon.

Out of the like dozen or so games I had, I had her or the tutor in my first 3 turns like 8 times.


 No.581481

File: 1451531466619.jpg (9.27 KB, 150x170, 15:17, 1166228-Cartoon-Of-A-Cowbo….jpg)


 No.581482

>>581481

so if van does actually leave (lol) will you too


 No.581483

CHECK YOUR EMAILS


 No.581484

>>581482

i don't come here for van i ome here because im trash


 No.581485

Human nature...

Men's rights...

Jurassic Park!


 No.581486

I smell a big smelly shit!


 No.581487

>>581486

peri...


 No.581488

realtalk for a second hsg

how do you deal with someone you love slowly killing themselves no matter how much everyone tries to help them


 No.581489

>>581488

stop lovin em


 No.581490

>>581488

laugh at them


 No.581491

>>581488

bad get


 No.581492

>>581488

make them feel guilty about it

have them "accidentally" overhear a conversation where you express sorrow about their situation and worry about what will happen to them


 No.581493

>>581488

You save her and then treat her like shit no matter what she does to thank you


 No.581494


 No.581495

>>581488

put them out of their misery


 No.581496

>>581488

help them do it quicker


 No.581497

Should I take a picture of my hand when I jack off in honor of Shinji.


 No.581498

>>581492

what if they just don't care

what if they will just keep selfishly killing themselves despite how much it hurts everyone who loves them


 No.581499

>>581492

what if whatever it is they're doing is how they cope with stress, putting pressure on them will just make it worse


 No.581500

>>581498

why do you care about them if they're such dicks


 No.581501

>>581500

bcuz......


 No.581502

>>581498

>>581499

good question

introduce them to hsg, maybe they'll choose the lesser evil


 No.581503

>>581488

a good hard dicking should do the trick


 No.581504

>>581488

>>581498

Leave them/stop associating with them, if possible


 No.581505

tfw you can't go back on your promise not to kill yourself before homestuck ends


 No.581506

>>581498

kill them faster


 No.581507

>>581502

do we really need another vfan


 No.581508

>>581504

but you love them tho


 No.581509

>>581507

hsg needs two vwonks a year


 No.581510

>>581498

I'm telling you

Bully her and she'll be head over heels forever and never stop feeling guilty


 No.581511

File: 1451533925380.png (336.57 KB, 540x324, 5:3, ClipboardImage.png)

>Today we get to see the aftermath of Kozilek’s rise from a new perspective. We begin with how these events affected Nissa, and end with a personal account by Ob Nixilis, as he exacts his revenge on the heroes who tried to save the plane.

KILL NISSA

KILL NISSA

KILL NISSA

KILL NISSA


 No.581512

>>581511

she gets eaten alive by eldrazi

jace gets his face punched into his skull

gideon drowns to death facedown in 3 inches of mud

all these and more almost happen in this week's epic uncharted realms!


 No.581513

only 104 more epic days...


 No.581514

>>581477

>blue has claim to it

Black and white say differently

>annihilate

>lightning blow

As examples


 No.581515

also things get really homoerotic really fast between ob nixilis and gideon which was kinda unexpected but fine i guess


 No.581516

>>581514

all colors can draw through cantrips

i just meant that blue does it a lot more and also outside of what the rest of the colors get


 No.581517

vwonk just sounds like wonk being said by cronus


 No.581518

>>581515

I don't follow any mtg blogs I wonder how much porn exists.


 No.581519

File: 1451534778418.jpg (70.78 KB, 600x633, 200:211, annie.jpg)

>>581510

still salty?


 No.581520

They're going to beat them somehow going off of the original promo art for OGW, but at least there's actual threats now.


 No.581521

talking to conventionally attractive people makes me want to throw up

i think i'll stick to weird looking people


 No.581522

*jerkin it*


 No.581523

>>581520

the whole team just got bodied by ob nixilis, and that guy isn't even the real threat he's just a dick

i think instead of saving zendikar they're just gonna work with ugin to find some way to open a gate to another plane and save as many people as they can while letting zendikar die and vowing to stop something like that from ever happening again

hence, gatewatch


 No.581524

>>581522

*watches*


 No.581525

>>581521

Find a hot girl who's into vomit


 No.581526

>>581525

i don't think i could bear the shame i'd get from throwing up on somebody, unintentional or not

i might let a girl throw up on me though. if she convinced me she loved me


 No.581527

what if they gather the magic to defeat the evil monsters


 No.581528

also god damn it's hard to find hot people you can align with your fetishes


 No.581529

>>581523

>>581520

*shoves u down*

Fuckin nerds


 No.581530

>>581529

*cums*


 No.581531

>>581528

They should have a site for that

You need to apply for it, sending a bunch of pics and videos in different light sources etc.

I think you could get in. I certainly could


 No.581532

when will there be a good non-post-apocalyptic scifi openworld rpg


 No.581533

>>581531

there absolutely should be

but i don't doubt the vast majority of that site would consist of men


 No.581534

>>581521

Sponge x vfan


 No.581535

>>581527

they're up against this one big monster now that distorts reality when you get close to it, which actually makes magic basically flow in the wrong directions and fucks them up

the monster is literally stopping magic, the gathering


 No.581536

>>581523

I'm still salty that Nahiri hasn't shown up.

Also hasn't inter-planar travel been a big no-no since the mending? One of the cards even says trying to go into the blind eternities would kill non-planeswalkers.


 No.581537

>>581532

Xenoblade X is only technically post apoc

>>581533

Fuck biology for making women for being inherently more sexually valuable

Seriously unepic move by evolution


 No.581538

>>581527

They tried that, and it was working, with Ulamog.

Then Kozilek popped out of the ground and fucked everything up.

At least Emrakul isn't gonna show up, she's busy terrorizing Innistrad.


 No.581539

>>581535

bah, that's easy to deal with - you just reverse the polarity!


 No.581540

>>581536

yeah, which is why it would be a big deal if they actually put some sort of gate together with the hedrons

something worthy of taking an oath to watch over, even


 No.581541

>>581537

oh shit xenoblade is open world, isn't it? that does sound dope. if society has rebuilt itself, i kinda consider it post-post-apocalypse. which is tight.

and yeah the whole human animal thing really blows. who has time for courting, you know???


 No.581542

>>581540

Yea I guess. Is this the first time they've done something like this since the mending?


 No.581543

Humans need a software update tbh we're hardwired for hunting and gathering

There's so much savagery and aggression underneath human society, relationships and interaction

But that would turn man into a numale which just elicits a physiological reaction of disgust

But that physiological reaction of disgust was HARDWIRED into me by evolution

Fuck I'm really no better than the people I claim to hate


 No.581544

When is Karn going to show up and just fucking wreck the eldrazi?

Him, Teferi, and Titania could probably do it. If Nicol Bolas jumped in again, that's help, too.


 No.581545

Humans are shit


 No.581546

>>581544

Bolas is the reason the eldrazi are out in the first place.


 No.581547

me court she


 No.581548

Also can we get a good green character.

Or just, get rid of Nissa.

I'd honestly prefer nothing than Nissa.


 No.581549

File: 1451536437780.jpg (50.16 KB, 640x480, 4:3, pol as a young lad.jpg)

>>581547

>court

faggot fedora detected numale numale numale numale


 No.581550

File: 1451536588821.png (54.58 KB, 250x250, 1:1, numel.png)

numel?


 No.581551

>>581550

evolves into cuckerupt


 No.581552

cucky went a courtin'


 No.581553

>>581549

are you le triggered?


 No.581554

MEGA cuckerupt


 No.581555

File: 1451536933805.png (18.51 KB, 500x247, 500:247, Oekaki.png)


 No.581556

>>581553

cuck

>>581555

nerd cuck


 No.581557

i want joey's spawns to ingest and process my dick!


 No.581558

Lola & Claire as Ulamog & Kozilek

Joey as Emrakul


 No.581559

File: 1451537284679.png (84.1 KB, 250x184, 125:92, ClipboardImage.png)


 No.581560

>>581559

Cletus the manly jawed local :^)-]


 No.581561

Lola & Claire as Banjo and Kazooie

Joey is Gruntilda


 No.581562

>>581560

there's nothing manly about you fam


 No.581563

>>581562

My epic muscles

My epic brows

My epic balls

My epic..... spicy salami xDxDxDXD


 No.581564

>>581563

not a thing


 No.581565

i jacked off on my hand for shinji


 No.581567

hhhhhhhhhhhhh


 No.581568

>that New Year At The Gym comic

gg Sir

never stop making these


 No.581569

>>581546

Yeah, let him fix the problem


 No.581570


 No.581571


 No.581572


 No.581573

>>581568

it's the worst one yet

you're just terrible, maverick


 No.581574


 No.581575

>>581572

look at all these memes!


 No.581576

truly, a fine dose of some very epic maymays


 No.581577

>sir is a blunderfailure

welp


 No.581578

make a comic with our memes


 No.581579

File: 1451542382594.gif (2.4 MB, 250x188, 125:94, 9T1kgIr.gif)

>>581572

>I can spot the undertale reference even though I've never played it before

well I guess that's that


 No.581580

someone redpill me on the hyperscats meme


 No.581581

>>581580

i think hyperscat is just scat, except like super saiyan level

like that picture of nepeta pooping a turd bigger than her whole body

and for some reason someone associated it with tavros and that's it that's the meme


 No.581583

someone redpill me on this boniface meme


 No.581584

>>581583

bootleg joeyface basically


 No.581585

>>581583

forced


 No.581586

(OVER 40 MEMES IN ONE COMIC)


 No.581587

someone redpill me on this vfan meme


 No.581588

File: 1451542963606.jpg (17.98 KB, 208x154, 104:77, Boniface_IV.jpg)


 No.581589

people who use the word "redpill" ironically or unironically really should consider making the world better by opting out of life


 No.581590

t>>581589

that's a very bluepilled thing to say


 No.581591

someone redpill me on this matrix meme


 No.581592

Somone redpill me on this redpill meme


 No.581593

https://8ch.net/search.php?search=redpill&board=homosuck

what was your most eye opening redpill


 No.581594

>>581593

i am cletus. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will sneak into your kitchen tonight and redpill your pots and pans


 No.581595

>>581587

i think vfan is just scat, except like super saiyan level

like that picture of nepeta pooping a turd bigger than her whole body


 No.581596

>>581572

alphys and undyne look like they're serious though

that's nice


 No.581597

someone redpill me on why egg thinks anti depressants cant effect sexdrive


 No.581598

>>581595

so does that mean you have a scat fetish?

because you obviously have a vfan fetish


 No.581599

>>581597

Some don't, although they aren't SSRIs, they're mood stabilizers. Like the ones I'm on, the doc prescribed cuz she didn't want my sex life to be hindered. I didn't have the heart to tell her.


 No.581600

>>581599

of course some dont. But she thinks ALL dont.

Even when confronted with proof and first hand experience


 No.581601

>>581597

she said that? really?

holy shit that's dumb


 No.581602

>>581599

she was hitting on you you dumbass


 No.581603

>>581600

i wouldnt be able to get it up for egg either it's okay


 No.581604

>>581600

Oh, well she's just retarded, goddamn, I thought better of Egg.

>>581602

God I hope not. I do not want a slice of old black lady.


 No.581605

>>581603

because your attracted to shit like vfan


 No.581606

>>581604

So did I.

I thought she was kinda smart. Now she aint


 No.581607

i thought egg was dumb but then i thought she was smart then i talked to her some more and realised i was right the first time


 No.581608

give me an ingest-able tablet of a maroon hue that upon consuming will imbue me with the understanding of yetijade


 No.581609

>>581605

anon im not sure what you're trying to do here but it's not funny or insulting so it just exists for no reason


 No.581610

who are the namefags we have nudes of, anyway


 No.581611

reminder that ß's real name is Simon Proxmire and her dad is a plumber


 No.581612

>>581597

Lmao

It's really not a big deal, I just had to take it with a grain of salt. I meet lots of people who have very interesting ideas of drugs and how they work, especially antidepressants. Way to blow things up though


 No.581613

>>581607

When did you "realize I was dumb," when you spontaneously and without my asking you to tried to do recon on Roasted for me?


 No.581614

>>581612

egg all it takes is a goodle search to confirm

it's not like you just had to take the word of some losers online

like this popped up after searching "ssri sexual defect"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-SSRI_sexual_dysfunction#Sexual_dysfunction


 No.581615

>>581614

she's a dumb cunt don't waste your time lol


 No.581616

>>581614

Why are you being so sensitive bro

It's really not a big deal


 No.581617

>>581615

hey wow, spang, lay off with the hurtful words, no need for any muh soggy knee


 No.581618

>>581613

at some point i came to the conclusion you were either stupid or trolling

i did apologise for that later but iunno you being dumb is still a thing in my head


 No.581619

>>581616

this is my favorite kind of reaction to being proven wrong


 No.581620

File: 1451544869193.jpg (21.83 KB, 480x360, 4:3, image.jpg)


 No.581621

>>581620

I wish i understood this


 No.581622

File: 1451545027556.jpg (33.77 KB, 450x278, 225:139, image.jpg)


 No.581623

>>581618

You mean when you kept having meltdowns and lashing out? After you told me you cut yourself on vfan's command as a hilarious joke?

Come on man, you were freaking me out. I'm sorry I guess I would've spelled it out before removing you but we kept having these weird conversations where you would act out and try to do recon for some reason


 No.581624

>>581619

I don't care honestly

I don't think I really made the hard blanket statement you're hyping it to have been

Nobody should need universal agreement and belief on the internet to not spazz out. Sorry.


 No.581625

I want to fuck the girl in Highly Suspects "fuck me up"

He really makes it sound like really hot sex.


 No.581626

>>581623

are you going to keep doing the posting things ive said in private out of context thing

because two can play that game but i like to think we can be more civilised than that


 No.581627

File: 1451545310413.jpg (81.34 KB, 630x355, 126:71, image.jpg)


 No.581628

I literally only want to have sex with my gf right now.

Holy fuck


 No.581629

>>581628

aight then go jerk off


 No.581630

>>581626

Ae

I took you out of my contacts because you were creeping me out

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. I just wanted some distance because you were acting weird


 No.581631

Oh also horse wants to know why you hate him


 No.581632

>>581629

I have 3 times.

Help my sex drive is way too high


 No.581633

>>581632

In a row? Isn't there like, a male cooldown period?


 No.581634

>>581630

this is masterful you're almost as good as vfan

like looking at the original post

>you kept having meltdowns and lashing out

not a thing that happened, i did get a little frustrated with you not being able to understand basic concepts but you can't really say i "lashed out" but way to phrase it like i was being weird

>YOU told me you cut yourself

after you repeatedly asked and i said i didn't want to talk about it

but the phrasing makes it sound like i was just bragging about it, really well done

>you were freaking me out

because u r dumb

but nice way of making me look insane

>i would've spelled it out before REMOVING YOU

nice

you know, when you removed me after i told you to never speak to me again

but no, YOU removed ME and you made a point of dropping that in

>act out and do recon

stop saying recon you absolute mong


 No.581635

stop doing this i don't want to post the 8 hours of continuous whining about roasted you typed at me


 No.581636

or the rest of the dirt (and there is a lot of it)


 No.581637

>>581633

sometimes

other times you get something hot stuck in your mind and it just stays in there.


 No.581638

>>581634

doesnt take fancy words to make an obsessive wrist slicing weirdo look like a total nut


 No.581639

AE and Egg are the new vfan and Spacebar


 No.581640

>>581639

honestly i dont care about my image enough to defend myself but i am enjoying how good she is at making shit up


 No.581641

>>581638

there are different kinds of nuts anon


 No.581642

>>581634

I don't remember that. Maybe you did remove me first. I just remember you spazzing, and doing this, which is being very serious about not serious things and very casual about big things like cutting.

Also yeah, you told me you were trying to be his friend and get information? That was strange. I didn't really want that.

I'm sorry. I'm sure I'm doing this all wrong, and not being sensitive enough. You were just freaking me out is all


 No.581643

i'm the new vfan...


 No.581644

>>581636

>dirt

Man, this is what I'm talking about. What are you doing? What do I have left to be embarrassed about, and why do you need to make threats?

I'm trying to have a vacation here, would you cool it? I'm not gonna have this discussion if you're just going to spazz out


 No.581645

>>581642

im having a blast here egg


 No.581647


 No.581648

>>581641

and i highly recommend you try some of deez


 No.581649

holy shit this is a personal conversation

you don't need to be having this conversation here you fucking freaks

goddamn fuck off you attentionwhoring faggots


 No.582209

>>581291

i showed you this map




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