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No.581651
>>581649
egghead is a waste of time i wouldn't actually want to talk to her
it's just amusing how she's trying to hurt my reputation here when i literally dont give a fuck about it and she's bitched at length about roasted doing the same thing
No.581652
>>581651
if you didnt give a fuck this wouldnt be a discussion right now, shut up
No.581653
>>581651
stop talking about it
No.581655
>>581653
>>581652
is this like reverse psychology
are you trying to make me talk more about it by pretending to be angry about it
or are you actually getting pissed off right now
if this is actually annoying you im going to keep doing it to annoy you
No.581656
>>581654
I'm gonna flatten the blowjob..
No.581657
>>581655
fuck youre salted about this
now youre just looking for excuses to rant
No.581658
>>581579
It's not like it's the player character and 3 major characters.
No.581659
>>581657
im dropping it i can't be bothered to boot up my computer to grab the funny parts
No.581661
>>581660
sleep tight, faggot
No.581662
>>581654
no asked for a picture of you, fuckface
No.581663
jacked off 4 times in 2 hours.
Im not shooting blanks either
holy fug
No.581664
>>581655
youre such an insecure little faggot
No.581666
>>581663
my record is 16 times in 1 hour
i had a medical condition though, what's your excuse
No.581667
>>581666
>my record is 16 times in 1 hour
I don't think that's physically possible.
That'd be hard for a girl, I think.
No.581668
>>581665
When did she get so weird
She's such a beautiful girl
Geniuses are like that I guess
Sorry if I hurt your feelings. You can reveal whatever "dirt" you want but I just... I dunno. This is the kind of thing that bothered me before.
No.581669
>>581668
why are you encouraging him
you stupid pushover bitch stand up for yourself, goddamn
No.581670
i was really creepy to egg and i freaked her out because that's the kind of creepy insane person i am
she's a good person who's being nice to me despite than and a she's a smart woman id feel really bad about being a dick to her if i werent mentally ill
No.581671
I have a hunch Egghead is rapidly changing her opinion regarding Palestinians...
No.581672
>>581669
Agh I'm not trying to, I'm just trying to show that I give a fuck instead of being callous.
No.581673
>>581668
you hurt my feelings i cared a lot about you it was like a vfan situation but even more extreme
No.581674
guess lesson learned
im a creepy insane person and egghead is an angel
let's move on now
No.581675
>>581673
I'm sorry
I really liked talking to you, you were just acting kinda weird and you kept getting upset then accusing me of being stupid. I couldn't do anything if you were just gonna call me an idiot, that kind of shut down any discussion in its tracks
No.581676
>>581672
if you're not trying ti, stop saying bullshit like "do whatever you want"
just dont fucking talk to him, fuck, no one says you have to, you dont owe him that. and he doesn't owe you anything either, just stop fucking talking
or if yiu do take it somewhere else
No.581677
>>581674
stop being a dramatic bitch, if this is really you
No.581678
>>581676
calm down anon you're starting to act like me
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No.581680
I want to tie egg and AE together and see what happens.
No.581681
I don't really know what's happening (´･ω･`)
No.581682
I want to tie khan and vfan together and see what happens
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>>581680
tie their left arms together and give them each a knife
settle things old school
No.581685
>>581683
then stop being a dramatic bitch
no one actually cares enough to take sides in this
No.581686
>>581683
then stop being a dramatic bitch
no one actually cares enough to take sides in this
No.581687
>>581675
i really liked you too but it was in a creepy way
also the calling you stupid part was negging you're actually much smarter than me i was just trying to seduce you
No.581688
>>581685
chill, my dear anon
No.581689
it's another great homosuck gaslight party
turn the gas lights low and the last one to go crazy and kill themselves wins
No.581690
>>581689
here, breathe in some cyanide gas
No.581691
can the tripfags please stop entertaining us by being retarded i want to go back to being dead
t. anon
No.581692
>>581687
I can't tell if you're mocking ms
No.581693
>>581692
are you dense? are you dumb? have you been following along in your own conversation? of course he's mocking you
No.581694
>>581693
im not im just hoping that my honesty will win her over
No.581695
>>581691
This but unironically
Forced anon on when
No.581696
Everyone is being so rude
You should all take a nice cup of tea and a nap, if you ask me
No.581697
why do people still use skype
it's so shit
No.581698
>>581697
much like your posting
No.581699
>>581698
you're competing with >>581662 for best insult in this thread
No.581700
this is almost as forced as the 30 years of virginity thing
No.581701
>>581697
plus the nsa spies on it to keep tabs on potential "terrorism"
who le fuggit knows
No.581702
Skype has sexcellent emoticons.
No.581704
>>581684
no tie them together at the wrists ankles and throats
No.581705
>tfw you dream about updates
ughhh
No.581706
>>581705
how do you even find it in you to care that much still
homestuck has been totally irrelevant to anything but disappointment for like the past year and up
No.581707
>>581706
i don't want to
it hurts so much to know that my disaffected attitude towards homestuck remains a front
No.581708
>>581705
i had a dream where i tried to drive away everybody that liked me because i didn't feel like i deserved it, but they just wouldn't listen
so i eventually resorted to running out and getting myself shot by an armed robber
but even then i didn't die
No.581709
>>581708
Damn I hope you dream about video games or something enjoyable soon.
No.581710
i want to kick Annie's Dorito shaped head through some goal posts
No.581713
you ain't gotta lie to kick it my niggers
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No.581715
>>581714
i don't know what i expected
No.581716
>>581715
i named mine yellow
i was like, 8
No.581718
Consequently, some critics[15] have considered the exchange to be a series of elaborate misunderstandings rather than a debate
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No.581726
is the last meme of 2015 the last meme of 2015?
No.581727
I fingered my anus while jerking off, pretending chara was doing it to me instead
Honestly it was the most joy i have felt in a long time
No.581728
>>581723
>good form, pupper
No, it's not good form.
No.581729
i really should check if the gym is closed before going
oh well, i bought a new wallet, a shitty dvd movie about ninja and a fried dough with nutella
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No.581731
did anybody watch the most recent 'paul blart mall cop' movie?
was it funny?
No.581732
>>581731
it was
blartertaining
No.581733
>>581732
>left my name on for that
great
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No.581735
Dreams logged: 2 (15, 14)
Images saved: 7 (6)
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>>581732
>>581734
is it worth actually buying or should i torrent it?
No.581740
>>581739
buy one copy for every member of your family
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>>581742
slam a car door on your cock lol
No.581744
>>581742
its just a humanized dolorosa...
thats all
No.581745
>>581723
that doesn't even look like a beagle pup really
No.581746
well
*clears throat*
blart me up lads
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No.581752
ok i'm sick and tired of the fucking coy silence
i demand answers, RIGHT the fuck now:
explain yetijade
EXPLAIN YETIJADE
EXPLAIN YETIJADE
No.581753
>>581751
it's /b/irthday /b/oy
No.581755
>>581752
someone posts "fuzzy bellies" then someone (c1q?) posts the urf picture then i post yetijade
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>>581756
happy birthday le me
i'm le dad
No.581758
>>581754
Why is Terezi cosplaying as nep
No.581759
>>581755
i just want to understand the context of the picture
why did someone draw a yeti jade
why does she have weird root feet
why is she making that fucking face
i want yetijade's mysteries to be unraveled; i want this hell to end
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No.581762
she used to cuck me on my libphone
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No.581766
>she's keeping the child
holy shit ShindoL what are you DOING?
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>>581763
i share the anon's feelings
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>>581769
ah fuck it's "sentiment", not "feelings"
No.581775
>>581774
stop posting pictures of yourself you loser
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No.581779
do you see those brown splotches at about mouth level on the wall over the urinals?
what le heck are they? is that old sneezes and coughs piling up?
No.581780
sure wish my friend who's driving me fofty miles to the NYE function would text me back!
No.581781
>>581773
jesus this story is depressing. where can i read it from the first chapter?
No.581782
>>581780
how far is fofty miles
No.581783
No.581784
i wonder if ben-ben has a good singing voice
No.581785
>>581782
half the distance round your mom's equator and the reciprocal of your dick size
No.581786
>>581783
no
>>581784
my mom's a professional singer and my sister's done stuff too but I don't.
I could sing make her a member of the midnight crew if you want
No.581787
fofty's lower bound is around 63,360 if you were wondering
No.581788
>>581786
>I could sing make her a member of the midnight crew if you want
isn't that a requirement of being in the fandom
did we ever do a "/v/ sings" kind of thing
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No.581791
fancy dress events more like chancey stress events, I don't have anything to wear tonight
No.581792
>>581788
You'd be surprised at how many people can't sing that. I was in the dragon con cosplay parade the year I was trickster John and we decided we would sing that a few times while we were walking.
I ended up being the only one singing most of the thing, some of the others tried to do the chorus though.
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>>581792
does no one know the words? or do they just suck
No.581795
>>581794
No one knew them.
No.581797
>>581786
did you get your pressie
No.581798
metastuck...more like...betacuck.....
No.581799
everytime i see clarence on tv i think about how it's creator went fucking nuts
do you guys remember that?
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No.581801
just for reference
I hate a moral coward, one who lacks a manly spark.
I just detest a man afraid to go home in the dark.
I always spend my evening where there's women, wine, and song!
But like a man, I always bring my little wife along!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew.
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too.
Home with the milk in the morning,
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun,
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun,
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you!
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
The fun it doesn't stop 'til 12 on happy old Broadway.
So what's the use of going home, until the break of day?
Now, something confidential, whisper not above a breath.
I once went home at 2 AM, and scared my wife to death!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew.
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too.
Home with the milk in the morning.
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun.
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun.
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you.
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
I never shall forget the night I made six robbers run.
Although I didn't have a knife, a blackjack, or a gun.
I proved myself a hero of a very high degree.
I ran for home, and six of them were running after me!
I'm a member of the Midnight Crew.
I'm a night owl, and a wise bird too.
Home with the milk in the morning,
Singing the same old song!
Rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun,
Early to bed, and you'll miss all the fun,
Bring your wife and trouble, it will never trouble you!
Make her a member of the Midnight Crew!
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No.581803
>>581801
I don't like the rendition they do on the album.
>>581797
I haven't really moved from this general vicinity in 5 days, let me check.
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>>581799
Yeah what an epic boss
What happened to ol' Skyler?
Who's even writing Clarence now
No.581806
>>581802
the guy who made clarence, the cartoon about the fat kid? he had like, a legitimate psychotic break. i don't remember a lot about it, but i think he got somewhat sexual about it at some point. like he grabbed a chicks boobs or something. and maybe something about acting like a cowboy. wild shit
No.581807
>>581785
wouldn't the reciprocal of 40 miles be 1/40th of a mile, or 132 feet?
No.581808
>>581807
uh, yeah, but it's fofty miles, which is to say 63,360 or more
No.581809
>>581781
just look for "henshin da hootch"
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>>581809
>she starts out as a cute nerd with glasses
nope
i can't do it, i can't read this
No.581812
craterhoof is very interested in the box
No.581813
i want a gf whose eyes are really far apart
No.581814
>>581813
Dress ben up as a girl
No.581815
>>581814
farther apart than that
No.581817
>>581815
Find a goofball gf
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No.581819
Are the loli moments worth it?
No.581820
No.581821
>>581819
if you're considering the parts of a piece of media where they eroticize little girls the high points, and are worried they won't make the rest worth it, perhaps you'd like to read the Word of the Lord instead?
No.581822
i'm your lord...
and you're reading my word right now!
No.581823
>>581822
This is one of your best
No.581824
No.581826
you know you a lolicon if
No.581827
daddy gives you the cummies early
No.581828
Are the loli moments worth it?
No.581830
everybody in homestuck is trans, even the animals
No.581831
if josh pecker never worked out, he would probably look like jontron
No.581832
i will become vfans happy ending... With gun
No.581833
>>581821
The bible has loli moments, right? Are they worth it?
No.581834
>>581833
Not really Bible's more for people into incest
The Koran is where you go for all your loli needs
No.581835
No.581836
jon leaving is the best thing to ever happen to game grumps
the quality immediately skyrocketed
No.581837
>>581834
worth reading or wait for the anime adap
No.581838
>>581836
I know right, jon could finally do stuff that wasn't shit.
No.581839
>>581838
>jon
>not shit
nice meme
No.581840
what are the seeds for idgi
No.581841
No.581842
i want a farty retardy gf
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>>581842
we're all out.
we still have plenty of memetarded gfs if you're interested
No.581847
>>581844
just plant the mysterious seed...
No.581848
>>581847
i refuse to open the bag.
No.581849
>>581836
what are you talking about, the show went downhill when danny showed up.
No.581850
>>581849
it literally did the exact opposite of that
No.581851
>>581850
Go fucking home arin
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No.581853
>>581850
good job on proving me wrong with your biased opinions
No.581854
>>581853
the same to you. it's all opinions, all the way down
No.581855
>>581854
my opinions are more valid
No.581857
>>581855
in my opinion they're not
No.581858
opinions don't exist... just my onion
No.581859
No.581860
do jon and arin still go wowie zowie
No.581861
No.581862
What am I willing to put up with today?
No.581864
>>581863
I hope it's anthrax
No.581865
>>581864
first year you build their trust...
No.581866
wwhens wwowwie zowwie comin back
No.581867
>>581863
We have a thread for that
No.581868
>>581864
I think you'll be a bit disappointed.
No.581870
>i don’t own a ps2
>i don’t own a ps2
>i don’t own a ps2
>i don’t own a ps2
this /l/ad
No.581872
>>581864
why would you need a box to send powder?
idiot fuck
No.581874
>>581872
to fit like, a lot of it
No.581876
>>581870
video games are for nerds
No.581879
>>581874
you dont need a lot of it
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No.581881
Corry NJ guy craterhoof peed in your box.
I don't know why but he's started to pee in every box he can get in.
No.581883
>>581881
too bad you already sent yours
No.581884
>>581883
I didn't have a box I got an envelope thing at the post place.
No.581886
>>581881
you gotta clean his litter box
No.581887
>>581886
I do frequently, and so do my parents, but it's just a thing he's started doing recently.
He'll pee in bags too.
He liked the box before he peed in it too.
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No.581890
it's actually ben's pee in that box.
No.581891
Also both of those things are lube I guess?
No.581892
Is the stormtrooper who yells traitor actually called TR-8R.
If so that's one of the dumbest jokes I've heard in a while.
No.581893
>>581892
it's entirely fanon
his designation might be FN-2000 or FN-1999 or something if what i heard about the books is canon
No.581894
>>581892
you're a stupid piece of fat shit never post again
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>>581903
ben, stop trying to make chara happen
it's not going to happen
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>>581904
ae I haven't posted chara here in a while
I think lapis posted it a bit too but hasn't recently
I wrote a story about them, but I don't think it's very good mostly because I wrote it while sleep-deprived.
No.581908
>>581907
ben, i only used your name awkwardly like that because it's part of the meme this isn't your mother's facebook don't talk like this
No.581909
>>581908
don't tell ben what to do you nigger twat
No.581910
>>581908
My mom doesn't even use her facebook, she doesn't really know what to do with it.
No.581911
>>581909
sam, ill do what i damn well please you absolute nigger
No.581912
>>581906
can you ACTUALLY do that though
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No.581914
>>581910
you're a stupid piece of fat shit never post again
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>>581913
fuck
you know what that means
i gotta replay the entire game now just to do that
No.581919
her pussy wet like a wet thing
No.581920
happy New Year from Italy, you dick munchers
No.581921
>>581920
Your present should be there in a few days.
No.581922
No.581923
workers of the world... jewnite!!!
No.581924
i want, no, need gf who talks like this:
"grrrr i hate libs"
No.581925
No.581926
is khan like actually mentally disabled
No.581927
I used to really like the llama song.
I think I'll look that up and sing it again if I can remember the lyrics
No.581928
I really gotta doodoo, but can't leave this emergency room waiting room for even a second or else.
Can I sue the hospital
No.581929
No.581930
looks like 8chan is trying the migration to infinity next again
No.581931
>>581891
try using an onahole without lube
No.581932
>>581930
cheeky fiver on it shitting itself again
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>>581931
No I just meant, both of them. I guess the tube thing came with it and the bottle is from something else.
No.581936
>>581932
lads tbh
also i remember them saying itll lose every post but i dont know if its for sure
some boards have been already moved over but i dont care to check
No.581937
>>581936
I think they said they'd lose all the posts made after that point in time.
But yea a bunch of boards have been abandoned and moved to Next.
No.581938
>>581933
that lady in the back should be worrying about cleaning herself she's covered in doodoo
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No.581940
Who came up with the name craterhoof?
No.581943
>>581941
>>581942
see you tomorrow (for the 3rd time, by your count)
No.581944
>>581940
Do you mean the name of the cat or the name of the card.
I don't remember, we're both pretty big green magic players and we both like craterhoof.
We thought about naming him Mutie cause he was most likely born on April 13.
No.581946
>>581942
is roasted ur other personALITY
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>>581949
No sorry that's the background noise of your mom sucking my dick
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No.581954
egghead getting yelled at by her aunt is my favorite
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No.581957
I am the closest thing hsg has ever had to an interesting person.
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>>581963
see you never hsg
No.581966
i'm staying
this is my consecutive post
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No.581970
REPLY TO MY EPIC VOCAROO DAMN IT
No.581971
i already left, i'm not here right now
No.581972
No.581973
this post doesn't exist because i'm gone
No.581974
come on
I have to leave by 2016
you guys shit on me non stop in that chat
let me drunk post one last time before going to the future.
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No.581979
You've let egghead infest your minds and soon you will let her pillow talk you to death about roasted whom wants nothing to do with her.
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>>581978
i'd say you too, but i'm not here so i can't
No.581982
I am not the cure to egghead, I am the choice you could have made that you will wish you had.
No.581983
No.581984
i'm glad i left hsg for good
No.581985
>>581980
roasted and I talked about you and how much of a mentally ill freak you were all morning lol
No.581986
>go afk for 20 minutes to shower
>43 posts
itsvfan.jpg
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>>581986
god
what will you fucks do without my presence?
rot. decay. anguish.
No.581990
you're out of my life, now and forever
No.581991
>>581982
airhead is a harmless fool
but then so are you
No.581992
>>581991
Egghead and you both have aspergers syndrome.lol
No.581993
~(._.)~
cheers to all who left forever
No.581994
>>581990
>>581988
someone is BUTTMAD mdddxxddddd
No.581995
dot
honestly.
how has your day been hun
No.581996
>>581994
i can't read this post, i'm gone, gone, gone
No.581998
quitting hsg is the best thing i have ever done
No.581999
>>581997
legit by 2016 I am gone.
I'm drunk enough to me honest.
let's do this one last time for old times sake
No.582000
No.582001
>>581985
am i that interesting?
No.582002
>>581997
no its not
wheres the grin made of shark teeth and the eyes made of cinders
No.582003
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>>581989
we wont ever have to find out
No.582005
i wonder how hsg is with me gone
No.582006
>>582001
i sometimes wonder what you'd be like if vfan never happened
No.582007
ask me questions and I'll answer
No.582008
i'm still not coming back
No.582009
*jack torrances into thread*
No.582010
>>581992
egghead is nice she's just a little (a lottle) daft
i dont think i actually have aspergers either
No.582011
ae is honestly
the pinnacle fuck boy of planet earth
none of his stale 2013 culture delay irony can save him.
No.582012
>>582007
Does vris really think my gross fetish is gross
No.582013
it has been a whole week without hsg... how time flies...........
No.582014
>>581917
Motivational 2016.
No.582015
>>582006
honestly im glad she happened
i wouldve gotten bored with hsg a lot sooner
No.582016
>>582012
is this cletus?
we both agree on how gross you are.
No.582017
remember when vris rp'd with cletus
No.582018
>>582016
Yes the one actual time I reply to you, you aren't even sure it's me
But why did she lie what a bitch
No.582019
>>582010
eggheads a retard and she deserves to have a shovel shoved down her throat
No.582020
>come back to hsg just for a few new years post
>some ass hurt anus jockey is making ironic posts about my beautiful wonderful presence graced one last time
typical
t y p i c a l
No.582021
>>582016
oops you posted on 2016
No.582022
>>582012
vris has bodily secretion fetishes
shes in no place to judge you cletus
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No.582024
>>582019
omg you're right about someone for once
who is this and how did you get sponge's trip
No.582025
>>582021
It's 3:55pm of the 31st of december and not yet january 1st.
r tard...............
No.582026
ok i'm back but this is my last post
No.582027
>>582022
You honestly would eat my shit ae don't speak
leave
No.582028
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>>582007
<vfan> im on hsg 7 hours/day AMA
No.582030
>>582025
look at the post number you unepic dullard
No.582031
>>582030
12/31/15 (Thu) 15:55:37
No.582032
No.582033
vfan roasted and sponge should me secluded and jettisoned
No.582034
No.582035
if egghead says she's your queen I'll fuck her to death with my giant dick
No.582036
>>582032
i'm only back for today
No.582038
>>582031
>i was merely pretending
No.582039
I must urinate out of my urethra.
No.582040
>>581995
hi hi sorry went outside for a sec
it was aight did some family visiting and whatnot
things were pretty upbeat overall
tonight is going well also
No.582041
>>582031
>>582034
the other post number
fucking
stupid
fucking
retarded
fucking
die
how can you be so stupid and still know how to breathe
No.582042
>>582040
dot. leave this unepic place. it is not a place for girls.
it is a place for men who peaked in elementary school.
No.582043
>>582041
the first time they were being retarded
the second time they were fucking wid u
No.582044
>>582041
I'm holding in my pee pee to respond to this post x3
No.582045
also superman the movie quote really
No.582046
No.582047
i havent even begun to peak
No.582048
ae honestly
no matter the irony
will always be my boy slave. my boy cucc. my concubine who's bodily offer is only laughter and humiliation.
No.582049
>>582022
Really what?
Ahaha is she into watersports that's furry tier
No.582050
the TRUE and HONEST final post
No.582051
>>582049
you all come here and that's worse.
No.582052
>>582050
the genuine post of finality.
No.582053
No.582054
i'm not posting, that was really my last post
No.582055
>>582042
it's funny when people aren't mad about things
i like the sense of humor here
i like humstuk
i dunno
No.582056
>>582055
dot you fucking cuck grow a spine
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>>582053
*opens mouth* here
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>>582056
no no NO i am a jellfish proud and free
No.582062
I'm best when drunk on new years I peaked in elementary chool
No.582064
>>582049
let's just say shes into a "little" more than that
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>>582059
>>582060
don't worry guys, i return
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>>582066
fuck off i was being ironic nobody wants you
No.582070
Well my parents aren't here.
I wonder if I should try to actually get drunk for the first time, I tried drinking in July.
I think we only have strong stuff or stuff my mom bought for herself.
No.582071
No.582072
honestly.
i want vris to move to utah convert to mormonism and I want to be one of her waifs
No.582073
 | Rolled 7 (1d20) |
For new years, I've decided to stop putting numbers on things.
No.582074
cuck
more like
cluck
like a chikken
No.582075
>>582069
o-oh... i'll just leave for reals this time!
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No.582078
>>582075
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.582079
MY LAST POST. SEE YOU FUCKERS NEVER.
No.582080
*grinds my bum on your penis*
daddy...........
No.582081
i fuck her urethra
i make it cum
No.582083
No.582084
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
| Rolled 16 (1d20) |
No.582085
2016 might be really boring without vfan
No.582086
>>582070
do it
just drink some water and take a break when you're at a level you're not used to
happy new years!
No.582087
>>582084
Epic post for an epic poster
No.582088
HONESTLY
if 'm gonna go out might as well go out today since it's new yeartsc and im vodka'd the fuk up
No.582089
okay, just three more posts, then i'm gone
No.582090
>>582088
*fweeee*
^that was me blowing a party whistle
go party vfam
No.582091
>>582089
why not
instead of bitching
you talk to me while I'm here.
No.582093
that one didn't count btw
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>>582092
>>582092
Just another kid that peaked in elementary school.
No.582098
No.582100
and that one, and this one, it's my last post
No.582101
*grinds my tushy against your thick superior genitalia masculine penis*
papa.............
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No.582104
my shits been retarded since beginning of time
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>>582108
phantos this is your best post
No.582112
Time for vworm's spongebath!
No.582113
>>582110
anon
i'm here
talk to me. please.
No.582114
ive actually masturbated to pss pss
it just has this weird sexual energy
No.582115
after that i will never be back
No.582116
>>582115
talk to me anon. I love you.
No.582117
>>582113
>>582116
but this is my last post
No.582118
>>582117
anon
i want your peepee in my weewee..............
No.582119
lapis lazliii
she cucc meee
No.582121
*sips more vodka*
*avoids my girlfriend because a couple days ago after we made love I remembered all the mistakes I made here combined with multiple lexipro I hadn't taken in a while and ran to the bathroom and threw up*
*apologize profously but don't mention why I'm anxious*
*feel like I'm a failiure of a girlfriend even iff she says she loves me&
*sips more vodka to forget*
*avoids to talk on hsg with peple who hate me8
sip
SIP
No.582122
wait i'm not wasting my last post on vfan
No.582124
i will need to do something great for my last post
No.582125
macs have magnetic usb connector thinkers and they. are. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
No.582126
No.582127
the best last post ever made
No.582128
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>>582123
omg this picture though
No.582130
>>582121
sip
don't avoid your gf 2 much 2night
No.582131
>>582125
apple makes shit hardware, news next year
No.582132
>>582130
consent or not my mouth her cooch my tongue her gooch 2nite
i am distracting myself not to be so anxious and nauseated at the thought
No.582134
I’m delighted by the iconoclasm intellectually and repulsed by it viscerally; if nothing else, it’s providing an intense psychological workout.
No.582135
No.582136
*gets an erect penis*I
oh NO
No.582137
>>582132
she's literally riding my dick as we speak so you might have to wait a while
No.582138
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No.582140
>>582131
god
my friend thinks they're awesome though
he's an unironic applecuc
No.582141
No.582142
dd me back to skype nigs while I'm drunk grant or shark
and while you're at it invite me to an orgy
No.582143
No.582144
grant daddy
grant papa
grant foter
No.582145
>>582140
that's so strangely common
and when i show my applecucc friend iphone specs vs phones a third of the price he starts telling me specs don't matter
like what do you do with those people
No.582146
No.582147
no joke for a lil bit before I got a gf when grant banned me and shit on me it made me wet
No.582148
No.582149
People are shorter in boston
It's epic
No.582150
>>582148
get on skype while I'm still here
No.582151
>>582142
how did you get removed agan
No.582152
>>582151
i literally was so obnoxious and evil everyone left
No.582153
>>582151
i have no idea what goes on in that group, but if i have to guess, it was probably for being a dumb fucking bitch
No.582154
>>582145
my friend literally doesn't give a fuck about any of that
he will pay top dollar for "style" he's straight up about it
No.582155
c'est ne pas un poste du merde
No.582156
>>582153
excuse me the only gender who gets degraded tonight my night are men
No.582157
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>>582158
this but unironically
No.582161
grant could have had this................i could have been his...
but......
No.582162
*writes a nasheed about killing vfan*
No.582163
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No.582166
i post this lonely post, the only post that i have ever known
No.582167
>>582154
my friend doesnt even excuse it with muh aesthetic i mean if he did that would make a small amount of sense at least
he legitimately thinks they're better phones when my $100 chinese phone that came out in 2013 has better specs
No.582168
i've never played majoras mask
but like
every time i take a shot in terms of inebriation
it's like 24 hours remaining dawn of the final day
No.582169
>>582168
This is an epic post
No.582170
*licks up grants dick*
*wraps my lips around his head*
*milks grantl*
daddy......i'm yours.................
No.582171
>>582153
>what goes on in that group
16-18 kv boys talk at each other about the most autistic shit imaginable
No.582172
No.582173
grat grant dadd...........
No.582174
>>582171
no wonder girls like vfan and egghead are popular there
it's like an attention bukkake
No.582175
tulpa or not my pussy is gettin licked the fuk up tonight
No.582177
*spends new years yelling at hsg*
No.582178
>>582174
fucking tell me about it
how do you think someone as unremarkable as vris has had 5 people confess their undying love to her
No.582179
*milks 16 year old boys of all they have*
daddy......
No.582180
>>582177
it was either this or killing myself
No.582181
| Rolled 7 (1d20) |
*spends new years giving out steam gifts.*
Do any of you even play games? Let's play a game.
No.582182
>>582180
why would you kill yourself in december
wait for summer so you get one last aesthetic winter
No.582183
>>582178
it's actually because she's been through a metric fuck ton more than egghead
i love her so much
No.582184
No.582185
>>582179
vfan pedo confirmed, nuke her ass like wonk
No.582186
wvwvwvwvwvwvvwvwvwvwvwvvwwwwwvwvwvwvvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvvvvwvvwwvvwvwwwvvwvwvwwvwvw
No.582187
>>582183
having people make fun of you on an irc channel does not count as actually going through anything
but ill concede she's much cooler than eggface
No.582188
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No.582190
dawn of the final gland
24 mouthpics remain
No.582191
No.582192
>>582185
she's blogged about wanting to rape willow smith
No.582193
>>582187
she was abused by her parents who were drug addicts. her mom suffocated due to asthma
I love vris more than anyone here and I want to make her happy and it complicates everything
I will regret posting this
No.582194
>>582190
what's the gland meme about
No.582195
heyyooooooo i'm drunk alone on my computer instead of being in the house party
No.582196
>>582193
dude i felt bad about posting the irc thing jesus why do you like airing everything out
No.582197
No.582198
>>582197
stop pretending to drunk already
No.582199
vfan tell us about your gland
please
No.582200
hahahaha i told hsg intim8 details about your life lol drunk af lmao
No.582201
>>582196
>why do you like airing everything out
inside
i want communism
and in communism
everyone gets along in world peace LD
No.582203
>>582193
I bet she really wants you to spread that stuff around
No.582204
cletus why aren't you a radical leftist
No.582205
>>582193
kinda shitty of you to post this tbh
No.582206
>>582203
dont fix8 on that its a trap
No.582207
go do a round at the party walk around see how fun things are
go!!! chances are it's fun
No.582208
>>582203
we're strained anyways and I wanna run away from the sexual confusion this place gives me
No.582210
>>582204
It's for genetic trash and people who hate being individuals
No.582211
>>582203
maybe if you knew you'd sympathize and maybe if we could sympathize we wouldn't be like this
No.582212
No.582213
>>582208
>the sexual confusion this place gives me
what the nigger
No.582214
>>582210
there is no such shit
there is only the false panopticon.
No.582215
Ah, I see, le epic under the influence so I make lots of spelling mistakes intentionally and talk all silly to get attention meme... it's been awhile.
No.582216
>>582215
look
for most of my epic comrades i talk very well this hammered
No.582217
>>582202
true
but early january feels like the top of the year
like the top of the mountain cuz it's so cold y'know
No.582218
>>582212
DESIGNATED ROMPING GROVES
>>582214
Nah you said it yourself you hate individualism
No.582219
I wish this waiting room had a designated shitting area because holy fuck I'm gonna die.
No.582220
>>582194
it's about epic glands lol
No.582221
>>582215
it's more of an excuse to get away more sympathetically with doing shit like leaking fake nudes to gain sympathy and leaking other peoples nudes without getting trash for it
hehe i just posted your ss number but thats fine since im drunk lol
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No.582225
Vfan will never leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No.582226
>>582218
rightist rhetoric enforces gender race class and identity conflict
leftism is the key whether you like it or not
individualism not meaning anything doesn't matter once you understand the possible caring and affection of the whole understood.
No.582227
No.582228
I'm about to take it upon myself to designate that corner over there go damn I gotta go.
No.582229
sharktits are you here
do you still hate me
No.582230
>>582226
Speaking the English
No.582231
No.582232
>>582230
drunkxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxd
No.582233
No.582234
>>582221
ae
why ya gotta
do that
No.582235
>>582226
>rightist rhetoric enforces gender race class and identity conflict
Nah
Conflict isn't necessarily bad either
Just die tbh
No.582236
No.582237
>>582231
i don't believe you
i'm going to hit you up on skype
No.582238
No.582239
>>582237
christ you're still here
die die
No.582240
>>582234
iunno spelling things out for dumb people is a good way of thinking about them more
No.582241
>>582238
LOLZ COMING FROM U
No.582242
>>582237
hey, psst, you
i msged you 2wice on skerp
hey
No.582243
leave sharktits alone she's pure
No.582244
>>582238
facts> feelings
There's a reason you're a shambling mess of emotions ya weepy fuck
No.582245
>>582218
god i want to suck on that girls tits 🔞
No.582246
shark tits the tsuntsun lesb
my arm is so asleep right now omg
No.582247
No.582248
I'm about to turn the water fountain into a veritable Ganges River if you pick up what I'm laying down to be honest.
No.582249
>>582244
emotions are facts
they are chemicals. they are real.
No.582250
>>582243
You get the biggest cuck in hsg award
No.582251
No.582252
I want to suck on so many peoples tiddys
No.582253
No.582254
>>582251
can i suck on your tiddies
No.582255
>>582193
lol fucking owned
No.582256
>>582252
*opens up my corduroy blous to my tiny tids*
feed
No.582257
>>582250
some people are too good for their own good
you feeling me anon?
No.582258
>>582254
only if u r a lamprey
want that fangy succ
No.582259
>>582249
Yes they're real that doesn't mean the way they alter your perceptions and logic is just as valid as rational thought
No.582260
No.582261
>>582258
can you only communic8 in tumblr memes
No.582262
>>582256
*sucks de diddy right of she body*
No.582263
>>582259
read philip k dick
No.582264
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>>582261
ya
i only speek in mems
shit shit poast
No.582268
That trash can is about to get a lot more in common with a Delhi phone booth if I can't get out of here soon fuck fuck fuck.
No.582269
>>582263
suck MY dick
Read Issac Asimov
No.582270
>>582268
take the poo to the loo
No.582271
>>582269
already have.
philip k dick is the superior entry level scifi author
No.582272
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>>582257
Yeah I'm feeling you
*feels your butt*
No.582274
i wonder how many men who want to become women
really also want periods
No.582275
No.582276
tha menstural cycle hurts
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No.582280
the second you say "bud", it's on
No.582281
Those complementary umbrella bags are gonna be used in a way that makes Cletus blitz all over his chakras is all I'm saying. Hanging by a thread here.
No.582282
loooooooooooooooooooooool
No.582283
>>582274
no one wants periods, period
No.582284
>>582273
feel this
*grab2 diick2*
No.582285
No.582286
sans helping a DFAB person put all the period blood they lost back in their body
No.582288
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>>582286
please dont spoil my new undertale audio rp release
No.582290
*periods all over god by betraying its rules*
OooOoOoOoops
No.582291
>>582285
lissen vFUCK
ya fuckin
fuck yer straight to fuck
No.582292
SANS' BONER LOL GET IT BECAUSE HE IS BLACK
No.582293
feminize all men into pleasure milk boys
mmm
No.582294
>>582290
what does this post mean
No.582295
>>582287
>Granded 4 till Cock
what did they mean by this?
No.582296
No.582297
[NSFW] Papyrus helps the listener do their taxes
No.582298
>>582292
lmaooooooooooooooo
No.582299
>>582287
the fuck does that even say?
No.582300
id smooch the girl from la roux tbh
she looks like a fish but in a good way
No.582301
milking is the superior way to say bringing a boy to ejaculate
No.582302
[NSFW] Chara talks about the Jewish-controlled media for 75 minutes
No.582303
>>582300
your brain is a s big as a fishes
No.582304
>>582274
Some MtF guys claim they get grumpy cyclically and say its proof that their body has started producing genuine periods.
I think that's probably mostly just a bid to convince everyone they're legit women though.
No.582305
What even is hsg right now
No.582306
No.582307
please...i want you. let me milk it. let me milk you.
No.582308
>>582305
epuic BDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No.582309
Hysterosalpingogram (HSG)
No.582310
>>582303
no it isn't
why would you say that
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No.582315
really penises are the udders of humanity
why not call bringing them to ecstasy, milking?
No.582317
Sweet Bro & Hella Sodomizing Goats
No.582318
>penis has hair and a face
i can't jerk off to this, what kind of fucking retard does this
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>>582318
this is my cocky-kun
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>>582321
*rubs your tummy with my dick*
No.582328
ive jacked off to this pic multiple times
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No.582331
>>582328
i dont know who that is but i want her to spit on me
No.582332
>>582331
how the FUCK have you not seen Atlantis
No.582333
ive jacked off to this mouthpic multiple times
No.582334
i'm gonna go now
i love my life
maybe i'll be on later before 2016
i wish all of you could have loved me as opposed to others I won;t mention
at least I'm tragic
No.582335
No.582337
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
omg
>>582332
i was like 3 when it came out
No.582338
>>582333
nice trips bad post
No.582339
No.582340
>>582333
This but unironically
No.582341
do you wwanna livve forevver
No.582343
Hsg starring
Cletus the slack jawed yokel
Vfan the drama and attention junkie
Sponge the epic lad, girls love him
No.582344
>>582342
>perfect boobs
oh no
No.582345
>>582344
>perfect
>they're on the bottom of her ribcage
No.582346
*rhymes fire with desire*
No.582347
>>582344
get your die on, bad taster
No.582348
>>582343
guest starring anon as
a corpse
No.582349
Joey's perfect everythings.
No.582350
hey everyone, it's blowey joey here, giving out free bloweys for everyone, just line right up and stick em in my mouth
No.582351
No.582352
>>582333
FLRP FLRP FLRP
bye 2015
*aggrezively fucks into 2016*
No.582353
>>582336
The blowjob scene that was IN THE MOVIE
No.582354
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No.582356
areevn any of my posts posting
No.582357
>vfan leaves
>hsg dies
coincide?
No.582358
File: 1451614291958.png (233.81 KB, 1280x1709, 1280:1709, tumblr_n43v0eoSCu1qcmdkxo1….png)
Hi hsg! Happy new year! I have been drinking.
>>582344
no
No.582359
No.582360
>>582357
No hotwheel's chair accidentally pulled the power cord to the servers
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No.582364
i'm drinking with old people for new years
it's epic