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>>582361
second for big tits
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>>582366
>rose's horsedick
No.582368
>drinking with my epic dad for new year's
it's epic...
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No.582371
>tfw you remember when you said that this year was the year that you were coming out of your shell
i'm gonna die like this
No.582372
say something i'm giving up on jews
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No.582374
does drake have to pay nintendo money for sampling the wii shop music
No.582375
>>582374
you've gotta pay me money for making me read your dumb fucking posts
No.582376
how do we get rid of boobs
No.582377
>>582374
No if it was under 3 seconds
What song did he actually do that in?
Didn't yeezy make a song that sampled megaman
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>>582375
*gum commercial voice*
can i pay you in mouthpics?
No.582380
>>582377
i'm joking, hotline bling sounds a lot like it.
did kanye actually do that? that sounds dope as duck
No.582382
>>582374
no, drake (or rather his producer) says he sampled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80
but, he does have to pay david wise for sampling dkc2
No.582383
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>582380
no it wasn't kanye it was lil wayne I'm fucking tired
No.582384
>>582382
>but, he does have to pay david wise for sampling dkc2
when did that happen
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No.582386
>they found something stronger than spider silk
booooooo
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>>582386
Carbon nanotubes are like, from 2005
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No.582392
and then there's me, the spiritual dessert
No.582393
>indexer posted on tumblr
aaaa
No.582394
>>582389
something natural
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No.582397
xlr i'm sorry i called you a nigger that one time
i didn't mean it
i hope you'll forgive me
No.582398
>>582397
water under the bridge, my epic friend
No.582399
sponge im not sorry i called you an absolute nigger
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No.582401
>>582393
Tell dexxy to get his smexxy ass over here to rejoin the general >:3
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No.582403
>>582400
YOU DESERVE RAPE.mp4
No.582404
introducing...
the cummy blunt
No.582405
i wanted to try getting drunk for new years but all the stuff we have is bad and we don't have anything to mix it with
No.582407
I'm drinking water... Things are about to get wild!
No.582408
whats your new years resolution hsg
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>>582408
become a prostitute
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>>582414
It's 11:14 you dumb slunt
No.582417
my new years wish is for joey to stop bullying hussie's life
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>>582412
no, anon, my joke was funny
your joke just doesnt make sense and it makes mine worse just by existing
fuck off
No.582420
>>582419
looks like you got /trash/
No.582421
>>582403
>>582403
>>582403
Theme of the last thread
No.582422
>>582420
THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
STOP IT
STOP MAKING MY JOKE LESS FUNNY
No.582423
*pulls out a freakin gun*
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No.582425
>>582422
go /wsr/ yourself
No.582426
This is the last year of the Kali Yuga
I want the world to go up in a Brahmastra fireball tbh
No.582427
what a way to ring in the new year
No.582428
>>582425
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.582429
i wish cletus gets raped to death by a pack of wild niggers
No.582430
i need to stop being a dick to people just because i think they're stupid
No.582431
that's my actual new year's resolution, be nicer to people i perceive as dumbed than me
oscar wilde can go fuck himself
No.582432
>>582427
>The first human was a black woman who reproduced asexually
#StayWoke
No.582433
>>582429
This but a pack of tantric godesses instead
No.582434
>>582433
no
a pack of wild niggers
No.582435
cletus honestly
you're wrong about everything you believe. you need to admit that.
No.582436
>>582434
Nah I'll just call for Moonman to help and he'll tap his trigger and drop 10 niggers
No.582437
>>582435
Vfan's complete and utter lack of self awareness is delicious
No.582439
>>582436
and then he drops you
No.582440
>>582438
see you tomorrow (for the actual 4th time, now)
No.582444
the vfan arguing with cletus meme is my favourite hsg meme
No.582448
>>582442
It's 4th now bucko.
Or close enough.
No.582450
>>582445
i wasn't crushing on you
im still madly in love with you
No.582451
>>582450
i wasn't crushing on you
im still madly in love with you
No.582452
I COME AROUND WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT ME
No.582453
>>582439
"ITALIANS AREN'T WHITE"
>>582441
I barely talk about national socialism tbh and I am handsome
>>582443
>>582444
>>582445
>>582446
>>582447
>>582448
>>582449
>>582450
aaaaaall le le le me
No.582455
>>582451
yes i read it while writing it
No.582457
>>582454
t.-someone who has a mental breakdown on hsg every two weeks or so
No.582458
>>582453
you still look like a nigger
No.582460
god vfan is so trash
can she just die already
No.582461
>>582414
Happy New Year, Joeykaki!
No.582462
>>582458
Is it my epic lips
No.582463
cletus is like a more disgusting elliot rodger
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No.582465
>>582462
How can someone so attractive have such a messy personality?
No.582466
>>582463
Nah he's a gook
>>582464
AYO SO YOU BE SAYIN'
*tilts head, narrows eyes, curls lip*
YOU BE SAYIN'
*robs*
YOU
*snaps*
BE
*steals*
SAYIN'
*rapes*
YOU A RACIST CRACKA?
*plays the victim after repeated criminal offenses*
HANDS UP I CAN'T BREATHE
No.582467
>10 minutes after the new year I see some black guy being arrested for trying to rob someone
epic
No.582468
>>582466
even for a nigger you're retarded
No.582469
>>582467
fucking cops smh... he was prolly just a kid too
He was a good boy he dindu nuffin bout to get his life back on track nd shit
#blacklivesmatter
No.582470
>>582465
How could someone as good looking as me not?
No.582471
>>582467
>10 minutes after
grant, it's still 2015
No.582472
>>582471
grant can see the future
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No.582475
tfw flashlight girl was two years ago
No.582476
I wonder if hsg will be around a year from now
No.582477
>>582470
a-adoniface.. so rude, all the time..
>>582473
Happy New Year.
No.582478
I'M MORE HANDSOME THAN ANY OF YOU AHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHA
PASTY
UGLY
CUCKY
BETA MALES
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>>582438
Tell him I love him and happy new year ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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>>582462
Jesus fuck who is this
Please be legal
No.582484
>>582483
AHAHAHAHA YES ADORE ME
ADORE YOUR GOD
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No.582486
>>582483
that's cletus, egg.
No.582487
>>582484
she also likes wesley
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>>582488
>FAIRFAX VIRGINIA AND TEL AVIV ISRAEL
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No.582491
happy new year, my dear longtime friends!
No.582492
>>582487
being into prepubescent manchildren
that's officially the worst shtick in hsg history
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No.582495
oh, but to be liberally cucked! :D
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No.582498
>>582496
shit that wasnt meant to be a reply sorry
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No.582500
at least HSG is always here..
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No.582503
>>582502
how can one man be so gay
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No.582507
 | Rolled 9 (1d20) |
It's okay to be jelly of CF's good looks.
No.582508
>4 filtered posts in a row
welp
No.582509
>5 filtered posts in a row
welp
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No.582513
egg and cletus sitting in a tree
No.582514
just fyi im cuter than cletus
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No.582516
each day is a little more empty
No.582517
i may not be as cute as cletus, but i am measurably epicer, and so i will win the ladies' hearts right?
No.582520
>>582519
i wonder why chaz is posting on /co/ instead of here
could it be that here sucks huge balls
No.582521
>>582520
chaz isn't an indicator of quality
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No.582523
>>582522
are you wooing because you're depressed or is it a depressed sounding woo
No.582524
Hello HSG
It is me
Happy New Year and Happy Old Year for those who live in the Past Timezones
No.582525
>>582520
c1q's here
we got the better half
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No.582527
>>582526
Don't be blue, look forward to the future!
No.582528
>>582526
holy shit a wooing horse
No.582529
i can say literally the first thing i did this year was force a family member into a mental institution
how can this year be anything but epic
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No.582533
*sniffle*
*wipes nose on sleeve*
No.582534
Donald Trump is the Gamergate of Republican politics - by Alyssa Rosenberg
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No.582538
i want a tazri gf
five color mastery gf
No.582539
Donald Trump is literally the Dark Souls of Citizen Kane
No.582540
>>582539
this but unironically
No.582541
>>582531
why do so many sjw outlets/people just revolve around saying dumb things and reveling in everyone telling them they're wrong
No.582543
>>582531
>anthony burch
that's all I needed to see
No.582544
can you imagine being cucked so unbelievably hard that you become a blunderfailure
No.582545
>>582544
it could be worse
you could be Anthony Burch
No.582547
>>582541
because people telling you you're wrong can be spun into being harassed. SJWs must constantly be seen as victims.
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No.582549
>>582547
you're an embarrassment
No.582550
i feel bad knowing bsb is part of my species
No.582551
>>582549
well you're a muslim
No.582552
>>582550
this except also obsessive little weirdo cucks who try and fail to impress fake girls on the internet
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No.582554
happy new years btw my epïc lovely lads
No.582555
>>582551
ugh
knowing people as retarded as you exist makes me want to kill myself
>>582552
what le fuggy are you talking about
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>>582556
>I'm not coming back
>comes back for the xth time
No.582561
more like happy jew year, am i right guy? ha! jew year! right guys?
No.582562
i didn't eat ass in 2015 so what really was the point of the whole year
No.582563
i'm going to eat ass this year though. just you wait.
No.582564
that's it, i've had to here, i'm leaving
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No.582568
hsg was a mistake I'm not coming back I swear
this is real goodbye hsg
goodbye
I won't post ever again
ever
v
e
r
I'll dedicate my life to the one thing I love the most in the world which is my gf
I won't keep wasting away my time on this dead horse of a board no sir! I have changed!
goodbye
No.582571
>>582568
you will be visited by 3 ghosts.
No.582572
even moody has more willpower than vfan
No.582573
what a pathetic bitch!
"lol" -me
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>>582580
>>582581
i'd bet on it
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>>582556
you fucking bitch i was doing a thing there stop stealing the attention jeez
No.582588
vfan before you leave
as your loyal ineffectual cuck
i have one last favour to ask of you if you may be so kind as to grant it
post your vdick
No.582589
>>582587
me anus in the center
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No.582598
Shots shots! See you suckas in the new year, I've got social contracts to participate in.
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>>582594
You cannot strangle Peridot because her 'Special Trait: Fecal Composition' would mean she would just be harmlessly extruded from between your fingers!
No.582601
>>582598
It's been the new year for almost 9 hours already
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No.582605
well this it... vfan is never posting again... damn...
No.582607
>>582605
i made that joke last week
get with the program faggot
No.582608
>"shit the gifts i have to send havent arrived yet, but at least i'm not the only one late this year"
>check gristmas thread
>3 guys posted their gifts yesterday
f-fuck
No.582609
>>582607
i forget all your posts because they are shit
No.582611
>>582608
you aren't alone, only about half the gifts are out.
and i sent a few so they arrived around the same time
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No.582614
my gristmas present is onn it's wayyyy
No.582615
i hate myself
i wish i didn't have to do anything but i don't want to kill myself really
No.582616
>>582615
You'll have plenty of time to yourself if you just keep at it. Trust in tomorrow.
No.582617
>>582615
well that's good thing that you do not want todo
don't
No.582619
fuck all you guys but also happy new year i guess
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No.582621
| Rolled 2 (1d2) |
time to decide my year's destiny
1) make fun game for self-fulfillment
2) make porn game for money
No.582622
drank at the bar in my home town tonight and it was like high school all over agin
all the douchers i never thought i'd see again, seen again
No.582623
| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
and so... 2016's destiny is whoredom..........
No.582624
what a shitty sticky bar full of hatbros and glitter girls
No.582628
| Rolled 1 (1d2) |
I am growing weed this year, legally, and I am going to grow a plant named HSG! I will take photos when I get started. The question I have for tonight is: indica (1) or sativa (2)?
No.582629
>>582628
i think indica would be good for hsg
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No.582631
>>582629
I was secretly hoping so, too, because y'all need to r e l a x . I won't grow until mid-January, but I'll definitely post pics as it grows.
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| Rolled 1 (1d3) |
>>582632
shit good point. Well, I will look for indica-heavy hybrids when I do go looking for seeds or saplings.
No.582634
>>582631
sweet! that will be really cool. watching plants grow is relaxing.
No.582635
>>582628
I'm going to burn down your house
No.582636
>>582635
It's my landlord's house, and I am not growing weed there. I get the sentiment, though, fuck you too but with love.
No.582637
I can beat off any time I want
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No.582639
okay so one time Ishot a bow and arrow using only my testicles
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No.582642
hey
happy new year, you dorks
No.582643
the weird thing is
bsb is actually kinda funny
i guess humor doesn't always mean intelligence
No.582644
back it up show it off make it wink when you cough
No.582645
wanna suck a really big dick
No.582648
i woke up this morning with a sore throat and a runny nose
kill me
No.582649
it's gonna be a good year.
No.582650
>>582649
that's not very social justice of you
No.582651
>>582650
i'm problematic, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>582651
I wish word filter didn't normalize capitalization. I can still usually tell but it's less obvious if something is filtered or not now.
No.582654
i shouldn't look at youtube comments
No.582656
Happy new year, HSG.
May 2016 be prosperous.
No.582658
>>582657
and i'm like
nigga why choose
take both
No.582659
but then i'm like
more like perifat amirite
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>>582661
sleepin in the villain's chair... she's outta the show buddy-oat let her go
No.582663
>>582660
clearly biased against fuckingf STUPId idiots
No.582664
>>582663
>Gets a listing before two of the three doggo types in its category
fuckingf STUPId idiot got representation I feel
No.582665
>>582664
Fuck you ya watersports liking dyke ass binch...
No.582666
>cute boy lewds on my dash
aw yiss
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>>582665
dont u judge me... only god can judge... and there is only one judge and you cannot judge the judge because I am the judge, because I am miss judge
because I miss judged you because i thought u were cool but then you tried to judge me... and i am the judge and you cannot judge the judge, and there is only one judge...
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Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 8 (8)
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No.582673
migrating and locking boards... incoming epic
No.582674
i want a qt demon girl gf!
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>>582672
is this anime enough for u
No.582676
>>582675
Yes but not nearly enough muscle
No.582677
>>582676
but... anon no...
No.582678
>>582671
i wanna sniff the inside of Joey's cool winter jacket
No.582679
>>582414
i thought joey was in weed jail
No.582681
tfw u nut but she still succ
No.582684
>>582683
I hope the new movies bring Sheev back in some way.
No.582685
>>582684
I actually found him to be way more scary in the prequels than the original trilogy
In the original trilogy he's just like, a comically evil cartoon villain
Also Sheev makes sense because human names on Naboo are corruptions of Vedic words. Padme is a corruption of padma (the lotus flower)
Sheev is a corruption of Shiva the destroyer
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>>582684
doubt it, his spot is taken by not-sidious
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>>582687
>tfw 8 and 9 will just be 5 and 6
No.582690
it's me, the New Years bitch! I got very not sober and tried to dance in spaces that were too crowded for that
No.582691
>>582690
what up
i went into town with friends, got rascally drunk, and did not get laid
seem to have picked up a cold from somewhere though
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No.582693
Egghead it's 2016
Give me a chance
No.582694
>>582693
don't you have a cripple to fuck
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>>582694
I'm not cripplecousinfucker
No.582698
why does my son keep masturbating when he has a perfectly good cripple to fuck
No.582699
in hsg they don't say 'i love you' they say 'dude weed' and i think that's beautiful
No.582700
>>582691
same i woke up with a stuffy nose
around this time every year like clockwork i get a really really bad cold so i'm just waiting for it
but then again now i'm a neet and not going to school every day with a bunch of contagious people so maybe this time it'll be different
No.582701
>>582700
what do you do to cope with it
i'm thinking home-made chicken soup
No.582702
>Policenauts is just "Anime Lethal Weapon In Space"
goddammit Kojima you fucking cinephile westaboo
No.582703
>>582701
i take a lot of hot baths when the achey feelings set in but aside from that not much other than taking in lots of fluids
the big one i'm expecting lasts for weeks
No.582704
home made chicken soups sounds gud
No.582705
>>582704
got a ton of chicken stock i made earlier in the freezer and it's damn good stuff so imma make use of that
No.582706
>>582699
vintage tumblr meme
No.582707
>>582706
only the most finely-aged memes for the good folks of hsg
No.582708
the 2nd rape~can you slaverape
No.582709
>egghead will never let me do a tour of her perfect body
Why live
No.582710
>>582709
calm down egghead
No.582711
cletus, rev who can tell anymore
No.582712
do they let you put morally reprehensible things on patreon
for instance, a game about rape
No.582713
>>582712
you can put literally anything besides funding for 8chan
No.582714
>Hallmark channel is unironically saying "African Americans"
UNLESS THEY WERE BORN IN AFRICA, THEY ARE NOT AFRICAN AMERICANS
THEY'RE JUST AMERICANS
No.582715
>/pol/ is unironically saying "niggers"
UNLESS THEY WERE BORN IN THE ANTEBELLUM SOUTH, THEY ARE NOT NIGGERS
THEY'RE JUST AMERICANS
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No.582717
>the official Jakobs shirt from gearbox looks like shit
Not buying from them, I guess
No.582718
the cuck meme was a mistake
No.582719
The Unepic Activities Committee
No.582720
>>582718
spoken like a true cuccboi
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>>582719
You're the founder, CEO, first customer, and first offender.
No.582723
do you think black guys worry about getting cucked by whitey
No.582724
do you think black guys worry about getting cucked by wesley
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No.582727
does anyone have a link to the channel of the youtube lady who is a skeleton
No.582728
things that make you go: "hmm"
No.582729
top 5 things you thought were muhab that are actually pretty fucking haram
No.582731
>>582730
but i thought skeletons couldn't have vaginas because they're not real??
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No.582733
the gentlemens numale and cuckboy
No.582734
>girl in your friend group starting to claim to be gluten intolerant, trying to dictate where we can and can't eat because of her needs
>want to call her on her bullshit but she's also very depressed and starved for attention and this is all she has
No.582735
>>582734
give her the gluten free d
No.582736
Anon: You can go off and rule HSG from beyond the grave.
Vfan: Indeed!
Anon: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, huh?
No.582737
>>582734
call her out you faggot nigger
No.582738
>>582737
please don't use those slurs!
this is a homosexual-african-american-friendly board!! uwu
No.582739
>>582738
shitto cunt faggot kike
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No.582742
i'd suck a dick, but not a white one!
No.582743
:} < hoi. anyone got kyogrepics.
No.582748
>>582745
Isn't that a deep sea organism
Don't those explode at normal pressure
No.582749
>>582745
that's fucking awesome man, what is that thing?
it almost looks like an opiliones
No.582750
>>582748
looks like some kinda buggy-friend to me
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>>582750
>>582749
>>582748
it's a whip spider you fuckin idiots
No.582752
hamstrings got the dick tryna stand upright
No.582753
>>582751
so yes, it scientifically a buggy-friend, then
No.582754
>>582753
no lad, that's an arachnid. it eats buggy-friends.
No.582755
what if vriska had a whip
No.582756
>>582754
i will stop it then
No.582757
what if vriska was whipped
No.582758
>>582751
you know what? fuck you, i was pretty fucking close. close enough that my guess was an arachnid but not a true spider. one could argue my guess was more accurate than what your goofy ass refers to it as.
sorry we don't live in your degenerate shithole of country
snarky cunt
No.582759
pseudoscorpions are the best though
No.582760
rubbing the buggy-friend's belly until the buggy juice leaks
No.582761
just look at this tiny fucker
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>>582758
calm down cockfag
have a mouth you lil saltboy
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>>582758
damn, what's got this sponge all dry and scrapey?
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>>582761
It's like a beetle got teased in school and started lifting
No.582765
when is the military going to push development on sweet nuclear scorpidoes
theyre like torpedoes but scorpier and then those probably turn into the hulk or something
No.582766
sponge is my favorite poster here
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>>582767
do you think monsters have dental care
of fuckin course they don't aint nobody wanna be fixin hotman's teeth
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wesley is a close runner up
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people who draw joey are my favorite posters
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>>582770
this but ironically
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>>582771
this except staerk
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this is enough dogposters
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what r ur new year rezzies aich ess gee ?
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>>582784
crashing this board
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>>582786
oecucki fucking shits....
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>>582791
>DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY
>72 HOURS REMAIN
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who is this steven of which you speak
im stevi
stevi uni
with a heart over each i
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>>582797
it's finally here
No.582800
why aren't any good thrift shops or occult outlets or used bookstores open on New Year's Day
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>>582734
>but she's also very depressed and starved for attention
so
a woman?
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>>582800
where do you even find occult outlets
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why would you even find occult outlets
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>>582800
are you just engineered to be as much of a hipster tard as possible
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>>582800
i hate you more and more each post you make
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id go to occult outlets for like
genuine chinese medicine and shrunken heads and shit
but i doubt theyd be allowed to sell that and it would just be rocks and assorted useless uncool trash
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>>582803
maybe you're the protagonist of a horror story
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>>582808
i know i am
i know that from every day that i live
but its an obscure genre of horror
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>>582807
rocks are cool but they'd probably fucking scalp you on those prices because the epic crystal will "heal" you
if you want minerals go to a mineral store
No.582811
*jerks off in the mineral store*
No.582812
hsg getting magic bro j/o crystals when
we can organize a charging sesh on skype
No.582813
a lot of occult shit is neat looking but the price totally turns me off
i suppose thats the cost of le epic magicks...
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>>582812
my crystal radiates with so much energy that it shatters
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>>582810
i wanna buy like an embryo on formaldehyde and post it on 4chan and crack under the epic peer pressure when they tell me to eat it
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>>582815
it'd be fucking sick to have one of those
careful they don't sell you a rubber one under the guise of a real one though
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>>582815
shove it up your butt instead
then give birth
No.582818
When will prablata come back, get disgusted with sponge, and suicide bomb him?
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>>582816
those things belong in a museum though, wouldnt want to be staring at them all day, it would get old
i'll stick to invertebrate taxidermy
No.582820
reminder that 2015 will be the last year we get to celebrate christmas thanks to the libcucks' war on christmas
No.582821
i'm dreaming of a libby cuckmas...
No.582822
what happened to the "crystal treatment" guy?
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>>582822
who, steve jobs
he died like an unepic sucker
No.582825
I think I saw a fetus with an extra arm once
No.582826
i peruse a site that has contacts with local zoos and prepares and taxidermizes any of their cool bugs when they die and then offers them up for sale to the public
its pretty great
No.582827
the wildlife lab at my school had a bunch of things in jars lining the shelves
pickling things was one of the term projects for the wildlife students
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>>582822
crystals1986?
didn't post anything until december last year.
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>>582827
shh... the baby der is sleep
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what if someone asked to be pickled in their will
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pickle my pickle boss LOL
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>>582833
imagine the size of the jar you'd have to get
No.582836
what if you were pickled
alive
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>>582836
it'd just be a smell drowning
shit, i'd prefer it to drowning in the ganges
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>>582839
what if you were immortal and had to be pickled forever
No.582842
making a bunch of shitty clones of yourself and pickling them in rad poses
No.582843
>girlfriend asks why I'm wearing shorts
>"because they're comfortable and easy to wear"
>she doesn't get it
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pickling is just soft delitization
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kanaya is fully female she doesn't have a freakin pickle
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>see a nucharles traipsing around with his chazzhandler
fucking libchucks.....
No.582847
a girl once asked me if my cock looked like a pickle
if it was covered in little warts and if it would feel good against her vag
this was in middle school
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>>582843
leave her and get a REAL gamer gf
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megane lead on a leash by chaz
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>>582849
she was my classmate
and no i didnt but she was thirsty
i think she was too busy getting fucked by everyone else
and i was too busy jerking off to my hot teachers ass
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>>582847
Girls know what they want
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>>582857
i thought she was just teasing me
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>>582855
thats a big pickle
No.582861
unlearn white skin being the default
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unlearn the male gender being the default
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im not gay but i would suckle the tip of kanaya's green penis
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Tbh the default human would be a Han Chinese male
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>>582865
thats right we're white
a minority on this planet
epic and special
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>>582866
>we're
not cletus..
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you're playing easy mode - and still failing
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>>582868
I like to yell at italians on the internet
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>>582869
poor little hsg
he cant say no....
No.582874
how do i play super easy mode
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>>582840
but if you fall in the ganges and drown, you get reincarnated as an indian
that's a fate worse than death
No.582877
cousinfucker is literally not white no matter how hard he tries to claim he is
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>>582877
I'm objectively caucasian
suck my cauc
No.582879
white skin? only gradeschoolers have white skin
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i wish i could do this
i wanna feel my toes on my cockshaft
No.582881
worst 3 races:
indian: obvious
chinese: horrid soulless roach in human form, deserve to be wiped out
jew: ruining the world, white genocide
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>>582881
>no blacks
>no abbos
Right about the third one tho
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>>582882
and yet
no comment on the chinese....
do you have a chink fixation too, or do you just like the street shitters
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i demand my libchuck post be respected, it was good and i worked hard on it
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>>582884
Chinese people aren't a race and China has been probably the greatest civilization in terms of longevity and contribution to the world
Really they've only been backwards for the past 300 years of so which is historically nothing.
And they'll probably be the strongest superpower within 50 years
They're not as culturally interesting to me tho
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>>582886
>Chinese people aren't a race
:?
>And they'll probably be the strongest superpower within 50 years
"more people = more power"
uh lol
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gourmet burgers of ground libchuck
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The thing is China just views people and societal structure in a radically different way than the west
The good of the collective nation is placed above the good of the individual which is why they will always be a player in world politics
Even with all the westernization going on you will not find an SJW in China
>>582887
East Asian is the race
Chinese is the nationality
Han is the ethnicity
Dumbass
>>And they'll probably be the strongest superpower within 50 years
>"more people = more power"
>uh lol
No I mean like militarily and especially economically
No.582891
Hey bb
Maybe I can be your crippled cousin tonight
No.582892
how much lib would a libcuck cuck if a lubcuck could cuck lib
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>>582891
>tfw egg is hitting on me
Oh
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redpill me on the libcuck meme
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>>582894
Yeah I kinda do sound like her
So what I actually liked when she talked about interesting stuff like the Jurassic Park game and shit
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>>582895
liberals are cuckolds
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*steps in libcuck poodoo*
ooh meesa clumsy lumsy
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where did the cuck meme even come from
does the person who started it have a cuck fetish?
how many people are into the cuck fetish because of the meme?
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It's just crazy though. Beijing has smog so bad that the cancer rate is like skyrocketing even compared to the rest of the country
Like 350 new movie theaters open each day in China
There are more Muslims in China than America
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>>582901
every time i go to /pol/ there are cuck porn threads
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>>582891
I'm not kidding
A full tour
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>>582901
have libcucks ever propositioned to have you as the bull
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>>582873
なぜあなたは「no」と言っていますか？ 英語は話せません。
今、私はあなたをホールドダウン、あなたを手錠するつもりです、あなたとの合意の上のセックス。
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>>582904
Who are you anyway
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joey's thick, thick thighs
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>>582903
4/pol/ is just a shithole of spam right now
nothing but cuck porn, hasbara, and huffpo fags saying "pol BTFO"
the only valid discussions are in the happening threads
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>>582908
>who are you
People are gonna blame zwid and/or rev
So let's say I'm rev and continue the tripshipping
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>>582901
anthony burch was the catalyst, i think
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>>582916
[in jc denton voice] who are you
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oh no
i had a special package for my gf but i gave it to the sheets instead
i cucked her...
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>>582905
i was messaged once by one of those couples profiles on okcupid once, but i think they were conservatives or neoreactionaries or whatever the cool kids are calling it these days
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>>582923
He's thirstier than sponge
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>>582923
did you see his penis?
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Zwid hates me. I don't think it is Zwid.
No.582929
take your best shot, flatlander libcuck
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couldnt hear ur sound wtf
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>egghead pretending that anon isn't her
Lol
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>>582932
>>582932
It was me, anon-pretending-to-be-egg-pretending-t-be-rev
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>>582933
we all know about /scat/
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>>582912
>implying /pol/ ever has valid discussions
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>>582933
Its 8chan, anyone can
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>>582911
私の太ももがより厚くです。
>>582921
ジョンは、シートに何かを与えます。および壁、および床、および私の胃、および椅子、ベッドヘッドと、およびテーブル、彼の口と。多くのポジション、多く粘着性の白台無し。
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>>582940
bulma says NIGGERS in the niggertales voice
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>>582940
Not today, you Red Ribbon coon!
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>>582941
/pol/ is always right
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Life is like a NYYYGAHR
Here in
Old Nigs
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>>582948
he's to be forgiven, Toriyama can't draw distinct female faces
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>>582951
not true
Although Bojack's henchwoman or whatever sorta has a downy face
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>>582947
not only is that *not* true, they're somehow less correct than random chance
its like they try to be wrong on purpose
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>>582948
why would krillins bulma-clone FILLER gf be looking for dragon balls
you
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGGGER
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>>582955
This guy is like a summon from a jrpg
He appears in a fart smelling poof and beats ya up for like 30 secs
Then he's gone
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>>582952
Zangya and 18 share the same face
as do Mai and Blonde Launch
and Chichi and Brunette Launch
seriously picture them with each others hair
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>>582955
the hooligan in combat mode
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>>582954
she thinks they're giant pearls or whatever
didn't she want one of those or something
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>>582954
why would bulma be cucking krillin
if it was bulma she would be calling out to yamcha instead
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>>582954
who cares that's clearly Maron
No.582963
Can we just do a kick starter for egghead and waifu to visit rev and k him
So he'll stop thirsting
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>>582963
ok for real who are you i dont think youre rev
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>>582964
Yes kill
>>582965
Keep thinking I'm rev so we can continue tripshippping eggrev
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>>582966
no its not funny
i wouldnt even post it when i saw someone samefag about drama about themselves the other day i wont do it now
i save it for special occasions
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>>582968
>vfan confirmed for starting her own drama
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>>582969
if it was vfan i would have 1000000% posted it
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i do not fear the epic lad, for i live my life by the way of the meme
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>>582973
this but unironically
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>>582968
you've posted mine like 3 times for literally no reason
No.582977
:33 < *ac grabs her soggy diapey with both paws and squ33zes so hard some of the brown goo starts leaking*
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(not that i mind i really like going through my own posts)
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>>582977
*grabs nep's head with both hands and squeezes so hard some of the brown goo starts leaking*
No.582980
would you "le fug" andrew vanwyngarden
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>>582980
i would straddle him while i forcefully give him a proper shave
No.582983
Why won't you let me worship you, egghead
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>>582982
ben i swear to fucking god
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I can't believe it's not Bulma
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
you can just tell they've fucked
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>>582983
>vfan leaves
>thirsty nerds change target to egghead
jfc
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>>582987
>change target
Vfan looks good but she's either gonna be stabbing you or trying to twist your balls off the whole time
No.582989
well we're off to see the laddie, the epicest lad of them all!
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>>582988
>Vfan looks good
vfan.................
No.582991
me: I'm gonna get my life together!
me: but first some weed
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>>582991
Dude, weed. It's good for you!!
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>>582990
the girl vfan pretended to be was hot stop being a faggot
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how do we stop vfan's obsession with vfan
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Space jump is shit, wall jump a best
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tf2 players aren't "retarded"
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>rhythm heaven fever
Monkey Watch is literally bullshit
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i "want" to "suck" a "throbbing flesh pickle"
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forgetting about porn left open in a random tab is going to get me one of these days
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forgetting about "porn" left open in a random tab is going to get me one of these days
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