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I wish I hadn't gone up those stairs. I should've stayed at the bottom and let some other poor bastard make the discovery. But how could I ignore that godawful noise? That low, dull wailing, fitfully punctuated with high-pitched screams of grief. I couldn't bear it, and so I climbed the stairs. The pictures on the wall told nothing out of the ordinary: your average domestic happily married bliss. But of course, these had all been taken years ago, back before Andrew had to go away. In the later pictures you could already see the dark and troubled expressions clouding his face. And then, after a point, there were no pictures. The most recent photo was dated nearly 3 years ago. Its frame was smashed and judging from the dent in the wall, it looked like somebody had thrown it with tremendous anger. It was the most recent picture of them. The last one taken before Andrew was taken to the hospital. As much as I tried to convince myself that this was just a normal domestic row, I knew in my heart that I... I wouldn't be ready for what lay behind that door. And then I saw him. crouched over her body, blood everywhere. Up his arms. On the bed. Splattered across the wall and flecked across his face. Her limbs jutted out at broken angles, and her face... oh christ, her face. If it hadn't been their house, I wouldn't have known it was her. And there he was, just bawling his eyes out, still clutching the bloodied bronze statue, his face beetroot-red with rage, grief and bloody frenzy. Trying his best to push her mangled face back into some semblance of order, trying to smooth out the creases in her dress with his fumbling fingers.
Jesus christ, Andrew. Two days. That's all you'd been out for. Two fucking days.
No.583025
hey remember that update where dave went on about gay jokes and realizing he was gay for like fifteen pages and literally everyone skipped it
No.583026
>>583025
no they all denied it
just like they denied r-bro being a giant flaming dick smoker
No.583027
>>583025
Hey remember when Dave called himself white and literally everybody ignores it?
No.583028
>>583025
I didn't skip that
I didn't even skip the sprite shit
It was like a car crash I couldn't look away
No.583029
>>583025
don't make shit up
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>>583026
im still in denial there
i can't believe hussie brought fucking child abuse into a webcomic about fucking vidya
No.583031
>>583025
The only thing I thought about skipping was some rant by Jane in that last block or so of updates.
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No.583033
>implying bro wasn't a bro
>implying dave didn't need some epic ninja training
I wish my dad let me use a sword tbh
No.583035
>>583031
it's funny, i forgot she wasn't ko'd for the entire stretch near the end there
i skimmed through the dave trash but I might have not even clicked on that one in the character select or something
No.583036
bro sheathing his blade into dave's tight young scabbard
No.583037
>skipping or skimming
y'all deserve death tbh
No.583038
>save your best friend
>marry a qt demon girl
is there supposed to be a downside here, saint's row?
No.583039
>>583037
you have no power over me andrew
No.583040
>>583038
Which saint's row game is that in?
No.583041
>>583039
you have no choice
you signed the contract
now you're cursed to read homestuck until the end of your life
No.583042
>>583040
Probably the hell DLC for SR4
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>>583042
>>583043
>I can't run it
Well, fuck.
No.583045
>>583044
can you run dark messiah
you get a demon wife in that and all you have to do is kick people for ten hours
No.583046
>>583044
die runner die >:^3
No.583048
>>583045
2.8ghz, 3gb ram (I ordered 4gb on ebay but it was the wrong kind)
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>>583047
>>583049
feely deely when not home to kiss your beloved on new years
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No.583054
I'm still pretty sure I could outlast the whole lot of you in bed
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No.583056
(´･ω･`) landed
The cuckening is complete
Spacebar will have to drive 20 hours to sexually assault me now
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>>583056
this isn't your blog
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>>583056
Where did you go?
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>>583057
if hsg isn't a blog what is it now
a place for homestuck discussion?
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>>583060
a place for "homestuck" "discussion"
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>>583061
>LA
Just a short trip from me, hey, west coast best coast
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>>583063
You should've called me so we could hang out
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>>583060
A place for Joey!
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>>583066
he called but couldn't hear your sound wtf
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No.583072
i have a need
a need for weed
No.583073
We-eee-eeel....
You know you make me wanna (Cuck!)
Kick my heels up and (Cuck!)
Throw my hands up and (Cuck!)
Throw my head back and (Cuck!)
Come on now (Cuck!)
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>>583071
How was your trip, anyway?
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>>583077
L.M.A.O.!!!!!!!!!!
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>>583082
it worked fine, but apparently steam needs to install 39 megs up updates before letting me get to the shit i paid them money for, and then crashes
this garbage is worse than adobe flash
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No.583085
some dudes on the Metro this morning were LITERALLY passing a blunt around the train. never got to me though
No.583086
>>583085
probably because you looked like a neurotic narc
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>>583086
I am way too fat, short, and trans for that
No.583088
yeah I'm a police and my cover story- get this- is that I'm a fat tranny
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>>583088
Find weed soon, my short, fat, trans homie.
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>>583089
oh, no, I have weed now. Have you been operating under the misapprehension that I am not incredibly stoned?
No.583091
whose that slut with roxbox and the lad?
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>>583091
Is it sad that I actually really like this pic
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>>583092
it gives me a weird pedo vibe for some reason to be honest
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>>583090
Dude, nice.
>>583092
I like it too. It's cute, but maybe too cute.
No.583097
>>583094
You have probably seen the photo it's based on.
No.583098
wandering fumarole fuggin sucks
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>>583096
>reactions?
go back to le /b/ please
No.583100
>>583097
but they're not wearing clothes in the photo!
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No.583103
tbh i wish i had no shame so i could make shitty videos
No.583104
tbh i wish i had no fear of rejection so i could talk to people
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>>583102
if this is what keeps the lads and lassies off the streets, i'll tolerate it
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>>583102
this video is really just the gift that keeps on giving, my goodness
No.583107
ah kin bee yo hee-row bay-beh
ah kin take a-way the pay-yain
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>>583096
are you the guy who unironically thinks /b/ is good
No.583109
I couldn't even make it to nine minutes... it's just so embarrassing
No.583110
all these /b/oys come to suckle hsg's teats...
No.583111
i'll give the /b/rats something to suck on i will
No.583112
that's too bad
that's no good
No.583113
i mean hsg would be right up old /b/s alley: tripfag drama lolcows and autistic posters
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No.583115
A troll who's quirk is to replace every letter with the respective board
/co/me on /b/oys don't t/a//k/e fore/v/er
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>>583115
grab the shovels and picks! this here laddie's struck meme gold!
No.583117
>>583108
no i'm just a clever guy with a little twisted sense of humor
No.583118
in chapter 4 verse 20 of the apocryphal Gospel of Snoop, Jesus said to smoke weed every day
No.583119
/b//o//x//c//u//t//t//e//r/ /b//o//y//s/
No.583120
Numale Libcuc is a valid troll name
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No.583125
you u2ed two troll me on my hu2ktop
late niight2 when you need my hate
No.583126
>>583122
uses ♀ instead of lowercase t's
when talking to a female character, ends every sentence with "if that's okay with you?" or "if you agree, of course?" or something similar.
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>>583126
this sounds like a rip off of porrim's quirk
No.583128
i says to the lad i says: "lad, i'll kek you so hard you'll be shitting memes for a year"
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>>583127
i honestly forgot porrim existed, shit
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>>583126
>when talking to a female character, ends every sentence with "if that's okay with you?" or "if you agree, of course?" or something similar.
that's my quirk!
only i do it with everybody
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>>583115
That would be most letters though.
Like, /m/ and /e/ are boards, so is /o/ and /n/.
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>>583025
everyone liked that update though
No.583133
>>583129
nobody can blame you
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>>583132
you replying to posts that happened hours ago is triggering me!
No.583135
>>583131
The actual relevant ones
No.583136
you put my penis in her asshole
late night when you need my cuck
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>>583135
/e/ is a porn board and probably gets more traffic than /k/ does
also there's /r/
No.583138
libcucks to the left of me
numales to the right
here I am,
cuck in the middle with you
No.583139
ddddDDDDUUUUUUUUUDDDDEEEE WWWWEEEEEEEEDDDDDDX
FFFFFFCVVVKUUUUCCKKINNGGGGGG WEEEEDDDDDDD WEEEEDDDDDDDDD LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL XXXDDXXXXX^^^^^^^^^^^^^x^D
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No.583142
I think we might be in trouble
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>>583142
with who?? anon are you PREGNANT?!
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>>583143
where can i by one of these
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>>583146
well, cut the suspense, what kind of trouble are we in
No.583149
get wes back in here now the veef is gone
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No.583151
i need new ways to ask girls for mouthpics
or maybe i'll go back to the epic "aspiring artist looking for a reference" act
No.583152
>>583149
Nah let's not
It's only 7pm in CA vfan will be here at some point
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>>583151
try killing yourself
No.583155
champion and friend to all of us, wesley martin, must be forced to return to thread!
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>>583151
i almost used the same bit to get feetpics from girls in art school
but im glad i never went down that road
No.583157
 | Rolled 1 (1d2) |
baked potato
No.583158
I will cook egghead a nice meal and put a movie on
No.583159
I will cook egghead into a nice meal
No.583160
it's all over potentially
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>>583160
holy SHIT dude... I am too high for this baby torture shit
No.583165
>>583164
its ok hes not getting tortured
hes just abnormal
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you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggheads
No.583168
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
Kate Bush was so fucking ahead of her time, I'm shitting myself
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imagine having such a weird face that just making an expression made strangers think you were getting tortured
that baby's life is gonna be hard
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>>583171
its probably either dead already or too retarded to be self-aware
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should i get on omegle and make an ass out of myself again
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>home alone
>pour wine into my ass through a funnel
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>>583179
don't 4get to keep us abreast of all major developments
No.583182
i was challenged to make a 2d game about a fairy
help me workshop this hsg
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>>583182
>it's not a fairy, just a gay dude on bath salts
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>>583182
make it a dullahan, and you throw your head at people
No.583185
>>583182
the fairy is like the colibri bird, only instead of eating nectar it eats semen
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>>583185
why didnt u just say humming bird
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>>583182
where is "wants to jerk off on bottled fairies" anon when you need him
No.583188
to unlock a relatively major part in this game you have to not play it for 36 hours and this makes me very angry
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>>583182
something like ronin or gunpoint only instead of hacking, you're stealing children/making mischief/whatever faries do
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>>583189
So, a Tingle game.
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>>583190
I thought about saying tingle but thought that was too obvious
surprised no one else has said it yet
No.583193
>>583188
what game is this
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>>583193
an idle game
there's 9 'factions', 3 of which you have to unlock, and the unlock requirement for this is to not restart the game for 36 hours
No.583195
i tried googling it, and this came up
it's kind of amazing
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>>583195
sounds a lot like rainbow parties
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>>583186
i couldn't remember that name
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>>583194
i remember when mcintosh (guy who writes everything on anita's script) presented the idea of doing nothing as a revolutionary game design idea he came up with all on his own
like, just nothing. that was it. that was his example of a game with properly interesting gameplay. a game containing nothing.
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>>583195
>deep search on Google
So, what, two pages of results?
No.583200
I'm going to eat these cold nuggets in honor of you, HSG!
No.583202
EGGHEAD
WOULD YOU LIKE DINNER
I CAN COOK
No.583203
>after their date
>bsb locks egghead in his apartment
>tells her she doesn't have to talk to him, but she does have to eat all these
>whips out bowl of eggs
No.583204
other guys will feed you lies, but I'll take you to Mickey D's!
No.583206
>>583205
I hope for a movie or two, maybe if she offs Kylo as a twist? I wish they were doing multiple movies (staggered like marvel) and not stuck to trilogy format... or whatever the hell they are doing.
No.583207
>>583205
>red lightsaber
fam, she's already on the dark side
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>>583206
i was asking if she'd fuck fin
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>>583205
when she fugs finn
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>>583205
>finally qt female jedi as a main protagonist
>unlikable mary sue bitch
Hopefully she dies
Or loses a limb in a lightsaber duel
No.583211
>anything other than finn/poe
blah
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>>583210
thats how i felt about it
she was so meh
but i was never into star wars, maybe all the protags are meh idk
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>>583210
I haven't seen the movie but Luke and Annakin were pretty big mary sues.
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>>583210
rey's ok
they just oddly didn't put much focus on building her character. she was just kinda there and good at some stuff.
fin was probably more of a main character than she was. hell, it might even be arguable that han had a bigger role than her
No.583217
>>583213
Nah
>>583214
Nah luke was awesome
>>583215
Even Annakin wasn't this bad, he at least struggled and lost sometimes
>>583216
I hate her
I hate that she just picked up a lightsaber for the first time in her life and just owned I hated it
At least Finn struggled (although him using a lightsaber with no training also had me peeved)
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>>583217
we should call this vfan posting
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>>583217
Finn had to go up against this badass tho
No.583221
>>583220
The only new character I actually loved
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>>583217
yeah, the audience was kind of expected to make some leaps with her character
we see her beat up some random muggers with a bo staff once, and so we're supposed to accept that it makes sense when she's able to pick up a lightsaber and beat a sith that was personally trained by luke skywalker and was strong enough to kill all of his other students
we see her messing around with some junk and robots, and so we're supposed to accept that it makes sense when she can just expertly pilot a ship she's never seen before, better than specially trained clone troopers
i wouldn't call her a mary sue because she lacks the quality of every other character adoring her immediately and gawking at how amazing she is, but she definitely was just too good at shit in a way that made her a little unbelievable
No.583223
seeing a non-force sensitive person try to use a lightsaber and get fucking stomped twice was kinda cool though
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>>583223
Yeah at least he didn't win
Finn was actually a pretty cool nig
My main problems with the movie were just how fucking unoriginal a lot of it was
"GUYS... how do we make the Death Star even bigger and badder??? C'mon everyone loved the Death Star."
"Oooh! Oooh! I know... like... what if. Instead of just one planet. Like... the whole solar system??? Like BOOOOSH."
"I like it. I like it. And let's make it a whole planet! Planets are bigger than small moons."
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>>583224
and let's give it the exact same flaw as the last two
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>>583224
yeah i agree
there's a point where you've made one too many homages and it just becomes predictable copying
No.583228
Why did kylo pause to mention that there's been an awakening, anyways? Who woke up the force within them? Just the main character? Was that ever definitively pointed out by anyone?
Kind of dumb... I was hoping they'd illustrate many more people suddenly getting the force. Now if they make that point, it will be in the second movie with an entirely different sub-title. Star Wars 8: The Force Again
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>>583228
it was snoke who said there was an awakening, i thought
and kylo didn't understand snoke was talking about rey, he thought snoke was sensing the re-emergence of kylo's temptation to turn to the light side, which made kylo freak out
at least that's how i understood the scene
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>>583229
> he thought snoke was sensing the re-emergence of kylo's temptation to turn to the light side
is that actually a thing
that's pretty stupid
No.583231
>>583230
there's literally a line in the movie where kylo says "i'm feeling it again...the pull towards the light...grandfather, give me strength"
it's cringey
No.583232
>>583231
that's dumb as fuck
if he idolizes vader so much, does he not know that he finally 'repented' before he died?
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>>583230
yeah
i thought it was actually kind of interestingly phrased
gives the impression that kylo for some reason believes following the dark side is actually the morally correct thing to do, in spite of his nature being light side
i dunno, i kinda liked kylo. on face value he's an angsty teen, but there's some nuance to him.
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>>583232
probably not, seeing as he worships his melted helmet/skull as a dark side relic
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>>583234
>>583232
Someone here said that the novelization of the movie's story (in bookstores everywhere, buy now!) has a scene where snoke impresses upon kylo that vader's repentance was a momentary lapse of judgement. I wish that 10 seconds of dialogue could have made it into the damn movie.
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>>583235
I've seen a bunch of people say most of the movie was just one of the now non-canon EU novels. Did they actually novelize the movie too?
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>>583238
what do you mean 'every five seasons'
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>>583239
Someone recently started talking to me after being silent for almost an entire year, which is strange.
No.583243
it was fun just for a second
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No.583245
why is every bad person also a blunderfailure
No.583246
>>583245
i don't think vfan, egg, cletus, ae, or wesley are into it
No.583247
Not even Hitler enjoyed Undertale.
No.583248
penny arcade hates undertale which means you should probably like it
No.583249
>Kylo Ren's lightsaber used a cracked kyber crystal, which generated more power. The excess power was vented out the sides, thus creating the crossguard design he is known for.
huh
i wondered why his lightsaber looked so squiggly and electricky compared to normal ones, i guess this is it
No.583250
>>583248
i thought that comic was fake because with the "persona" they have up I thought they would have loved a turn-based RPG that's heavily focused on story
No.583251
>>583246
and zwid is just a boring whitenoise tripfag now
No.583252
>>583248
the fuck is going on with their art
No.583253
>>583250
nah, it hasn't paid the proper obeisances and is also indubitably iconoclastic thusly far too stimulating to my visceral instincts as a Gamer™
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>>583252
this might be their worst drawn comic ever
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>>577286
Masturbate, obviously.
>>578875
The "barg barg" feels more like a compliment. It makes me imagine my dick being pet by a bunch of girls and getting excited.
>>580335
I created /homosuck/ back in Fall 2014, the migration only during the Christmas of the same year.
>>582914
>>582915
>>582923
Nah, I'm a tripfag with standards.
>>582927
You've got that generally annoying vibe and pathetic that repulses me.
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>>583249
why didnt he make a bigger lightsaber
why didnt he use a double-bladed lightsaber
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>>583252
they decided to start drawing Like Tumblr™
It's really awful.
>>583254
vfan posts gay but I don't think she's actually played it
and I don't think I've seen Wesley post about it at all
No.583263
>>583261
it's based on an ancient sith design
he's an edgy faggot
No.583264
>>583249
still looks retarded
No.583265
I like that the crossguard got used and not in the way everyone thought.
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>>583256
Why do so many people like madjick
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>>583261
well i mean obvious they designed the cross guard saber because they thought it looked cool and then retroactively made up some lore reason of why it existed
but i noticed the laser itself was distinctively fucked up looking and wondered what the reason for that was
so i guess this is probably it
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>>583266
he's an absolute madman
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>>583259
Pigs are cute too.
>>583266
Wizards can be rad.
No.583271
d-did vfan not post anything today? :O
No.583272
Happy leap year, my dudes.
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>>583271
maybe she actually left
No.583274
[in squeaky cartoon weasel voice] "d-did vfan not post anything today?"
No.583275
What to do when Tulpas die.
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>>583271
don't worry
it's not a matter of if she comes back, it's when
No.583278
[screaming in arabic] KILL VFAN! STONE ALL TRIPFAGS! KILL VFAN!
No.583279
>>583273
maybe she got hit by a bus
No.583280
why'd ya let skypefags kill hsg
No.583281
>>583280
you let this happen
No.583282
>>583280
you abandoned us zwid
No.583283
>>583281
I virtually had no control over this.
>>583282
Do you have a source?
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>>583280
hsg giving attention to retarded trips isn't new
however i will agree that skypenigs are a menace
No.583285
can't anyone join the skype chat?
What is the problem with that
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>>583273
i dont feel like uploading the mysides gif but imagine i did
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>>583280
i tried my hardest... i could not beat them alone...
No.583290
Skypenigs are good people.
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>>583285
mostly boogeymen stuff
the skype's just kind of boring in general and skype itself is a bloated mess
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>>583285
i would love nothing more but im not allowed in :'(
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>>583286
That just tells me who became in charge of the board, it says nothing about me leaving.
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>>583290
you say that about everyone, which makes your words pretty meaningless
No.583295
>>583285
Chat rooms in general are just cancerous, my man.
No.583296
>>583293
did you even read the first sentence?
No.583297
if only we had hard-working mods...
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>>583294
No way! There's a handful of real rotten apples here. From what I heard, the skype group got rid of theirs.
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>>583293
> it says nothing about me leaving.
>"This board is now under new management after Zwid had decided to retire and hand the keys to me for whatever reason."
No.583300
grant has been a much better mod than zwid in general, but the existence of that skype group has been a niggerous cancer
No.583301
>>583298
which rotten apples, will you say them by name
No.583302
i only hate the skypenigs because i wish i could be one of them tbh
No.583303
>>583301
BSB is an asshole, curtis is a pompous jerk, then there's some of you anons...
No.583304
>>583296
>>583299
>Zwid had decided to retire.
Does retiring mean leaving in your eyes? I'm not dead, lmao.
No.583306
>replying to zwid
he's like if xlr was a boring asshole instead of just being boring
No.583307
>>583304
thats the pretty explicit definition of the term
the boyking abdicated from his throne
No.583308
we must literally storm over the moutainsides like fucking kublai khan and eliminate the skypenig hordes
No.583309
>>583303
and vris just left the skypegroup so it's pretty good in there right now, right??
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when will zwid return to power as the manking
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>>583309
I heard Khan left, he was a piece of work and the only mean person in Skype besides BSB I guess. I liked BSB's robot avatar and nothing else about him. Vris you're cool.
No.583315
>>583314
Khan returned.
And, I am not cool.
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>>583307
We're talking about the word "abandon" not "retire", though.
No.583317
>>583313
how about manchildking
No.583318
>>583312
no it isnt your replies have all been boring and retarded
you're a waste of time overall
>>583309
vris i know you dont really like me anymore but if you really left im glad for you i hope things get better
No.583319
>>583315
Whatever you say!!
Also fuck Khan, be nicer.
No.583320
>>583309
how did cuckfan leaving go with you
No.583321
>>583315
>I am not cool.
literally false
No.583322
>>583317
Don't you have dicks to be scared of?
No.583323
>>583316
you abandoned us as the admin
No.583324
>>583318
and your your replies are what
No.583325
>>583323
Be more specific then.
No.583326
>>583311
intelligent, witty, interesting, well endowed penis-ly
No.583327
>>583318
>im glad for you i hope things get better
hahahahahahahahaha
>>583320
Did you put some words in the wrong place
No.583328
>>583326
shove your your your replies up your ass
No.583329
>>583318
Ironically, visiting this place is a waste of time.
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>>583327
vfan made a huge deal about cutting ties with you because you still talked to people in the skype group
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>>583330
It makes me imagine my dick being pet by a bunch of girls and getting excited.
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>>583327
dont do the snarky mocking laughter thing its unbecoming
i genuinely think a change of atmosphere would do you well and i genuinely do like you
No.583336
>>583332
That didn't happen
No.583337
I want all people here to remember the epic trolling I gave to Zwid before his big faggot meltdown
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No.583339
how do i know if i have brain cancer
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>>583337
Do you have a source?
No.583342
>>583332
By that I mean she didn't cut ties with me not the other thing
She definitely did make a big deal of it
>>583335
Still don't know why you like me
I mean I'm sure it's a thirst thing but damn
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>>583337
which one
zwid's big faggot meltdowns were almost constant
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>>583331
>>583329
not unhiding
>>583342
ive told you before i like people by default
youd have to work to get me to dislike you not the other way around
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>>583342
he's like roasted
he latches onto the worst tripfags around
No.583349
remember that time zwid got asspained because i said ipgd's site was better and banned me
good times
No.583350
>>583347
>Hates everyone from the skypegroup
>even wouter who doesn't do anything dislike-worthy ever
>claims he likes everyone by default
l-lol?
No.583351
>>583347
If I keep replying to you, will you end up reading these replies?
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>>583340
well you nuked the board before I could save any of them but trust me everyone they were pretty sweet burns
>>583344
the big one before I left
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>>583348
he's kinda like a parasite isn't he
No.583354
>>583353
aaa! ae's sucking my bloody-kun!! xo
No.583355
this is actually pretty good
you'll almost certainly not whiff, and it's only 1 mana
No.583356
wouter and ben occupy the same space in my brain
i constantly think of ben's face when someone mentions ol' wouty
No.583357
>>583356
i don't think we look alike
No.583358
imagine being so starved for attention you had to have numerous meltdowns in a skype group full of homestuck fans and fyad-lite shitposters
No.583359
>>583352
Is there any evidence that I nuked the board and it wasn't Plazma instead?
I can make shit up too.
No.583360
>>583350
>friends with 2 people in the skype group and friendly with most of them
>like wouter and constantly give him positive encouragement and flirt with him ironically
this is pointless w/e
No.583361
>>583349
if that was true then it was completely justified because you were being an even bigger fag than him
>>583353
he latched on to vfan. what do you call parasites who attack other parasites? Like those worms that feed off of leeches?
No.583362
>>583358
i was super down last night and the night before last but i'm not stupid enough to blog about it here
No.583363
>>583355
yeah, it's a very excellent card.
i wonder if 4/5 color superfriends is gonna actually be a thing in standard
that'd be kinda neat
No.583364
>>583354
actually i think that did it i think i dislike you now
No.583365
>>583356
in what world are they similar
No.583366
>>583359
yes because why would p_p care about deleting a bunch of threads where everyone (led by me) was calling you out.
I remember the last general was made by me and the OP was a picture of a cowboy riding off into the sunset titled "so long fag.jpg"
No.583368
>>583360
90% of everything is shit, huh.
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>>583364
So I'm no longer better than everyone else in the skypegroup as you've claimed because I made a shitpost
nice
No.583370
>>583366
>where everyone (led by me)
lol
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>>583366
to make it look like it was me you idiot
No.583372
>>583369
no you're no longer better than everyone else because you thought that was serious
unless there are levels of irony at play here that i dont understand
No.583373
>>583363
my friend was kind of disappointed that it's more of a spell than an enchantment, but it's a pretty good spell, and its secondary ability is actually a lot better than Jace's, I think.
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>>583371
will you just admit the fact that you're a salty cuck already no one cares
No.583375
also i tell everyone they're better than everyone else in the skype group that's like my shtick
ive said it to ruta
ruta
fucking
ruta
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>>583371
i learned earlier today that Wham was the person who originally made "last christmas I gave you my heart", and I thought that was real funny
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>>583370
I'm pretty funny and I can make lots of people laugh at dumb shit
>>583371
if p_p had it in for you then why did you give him the board, dipshit fucker? Idiot bitch? Hairy chink? Slum-maggot? Fag?
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>>583375
ruta's a cooler lad than you can handle
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>>583378
skypenig who makes ben look like ferris bueller
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>>583367
phantos what is this
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>>583379
It was an elaborate ruse I planned beforehand.
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>>583385
Hey this is sailorwave, or I guess dragonwave, ha ha. It's chill out music.
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No.583389
is it weird that when i was trying to think of a socially competent person the first one i could think of was ferris bueller
No.583390
>>583373
i think the oaths being spells disguised as enchantments is actually ingenious
like, "planeswalkers matter" is a theme in this set, but actual planewalker support is almost always going to be unplayable in standard/limited because there's just not enough of them. but making the oaths have pretty decent spell effects and tacked on planeswalker support that sticks around is a smart way to have that support without it being so narrow.
and if the others are as playable as this one, that's even better.
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>>583391
that's rude anon
i care
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>>583392
What hsg we talking?
2010-2011?
2012-2013?
2014?
2015?
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>>583395
anything but this
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>>583394
well it's a question of who cares people who don't care do not matter
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>>583396
I wasn't here then and I don't even know if hsg was around then
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>>583393
(surprise, that was zwid without his trip)
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>>583392
>>583395
2011-2012 were the best years
i think 2013 is when moody started tripping and wonk started posting
or was it 2014?
No.583403
take me back to problem sleuth threads
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>>583402
I think that was 2014.
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>>583400
is he still assmad about the calling him boring thing
this guy
No.583406
take me back to the hsg city where the mods are fags and the posts are shitty
oh won't you please take me home
No.583407
i dont even know if hes boring ive had him filtered since he came back
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>>583405
did you even unhide his posts
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>>583402
That's 2014 I think. I still have a bunch of pictures of him as "shota anon" from mid 2013
No.583410
>>583407
[Boring blog post.]
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>>583408
i unhid >>583312 and regretted it immediately
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>>583411
why do you hate fun
No.583413
>implying i need to know shit to talk shit
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the sweet sound of silence
No.583416
hello memes my old friend
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>>583419
why do you stick around here anyways
did you get banned from /vg/ or something
No.583422
>two filtered posts in a row
anons save me
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No.583425
im a gay retarded donkey llol
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>>583417
i think hsg is destined to be what it is now and has been for the past year+ until it's dead
the major difference is that we used to have a flow of new and old people coming and going, with a stable of regulars, but now we just have a slowly shrinking number of regulars. land i think we're probably at the point now where this place has mutated so far away from anything even slightly remotely homestuck related that this group ever moving to somewhere like /vg/ under the guise of hiveswap general still wouldn't work. we'd behave too much like we do here and wouldn't even be allowed there, i think.
but it's not all bad. sometimes i make a post that's really epic, so there's that!
No.583427
im a gay redtarded donkey llol
No.583428
wee haw wee shaw yep im a donky *fart8
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>>583429
//8sniff yur butt*
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No.583432
is this shitto
it's shitto isn't it
no way zwid is this autistic
No.583433
i love the poopoos good eatings hahA
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>>583426
/ksg/ and /fnaf/ are still things, and I don't think they talk about the games
No.583436
>>583432
i was the "go fuck yourself" anon
No.583437
didnt he ban all americans in an attempt to ban spongelord though
maybe he is this autistic
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>>583437
why are you just making shit up now
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>>583433
10/10
>>583436
still not unhiding
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>>583437
I think I would remember being banned.
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>>583438
im just repeating what ive heard zwidanon
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>>583441
so you did unhide his post
No.583444
/hiveg/ will be amazing... even more joey than now!
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>>583437
america has too many ips
No.583446
remember "hussie stuff general"
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>>583444
it'll still be called hsg
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>>583448
Will Hearthstone General die by then?
No.583451
>>583450
no they can fuck off, we were hsg first
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>>583450
it'd be more funnier if hivegen was called /hsg/
No.583453
hearthstone general will just have to suffer an... unfortunate accident!!!!!
No.583454
>>583438
he's just being retarded as usual
No.583455
>>583435
they are indeed circlejerk communities like this one, but i think they at least tangentially talk about their games, or shitpost in the context of them
i mean shit this place is about anything besides homestuck at this point. i just don't know if an occasional image of nepeta or a bithreadly exclamation of love for joey would be enough to offset how... general this general would be
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>>583454
you're right i am retarded sometimes
and you were right this morning i cant just entirely write people off and be a dick to them for little to no reason
can you add me back to the skype group i would like to apologise to them all
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>>583426
>>583455
stop posting forever you faggot
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>>583460
please i really do feel like ive been a huge dick to you all and i want to make amends and try to befriend everyone again
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>>583463
if you thought i believed you for even a second you might be more retarded than i originally thought
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>>583461
ill be honest im never retarded even when i come to wrong conclusions i come to them with better reasons than most
but i do arrive to false conclusions sometimes, im not always right, i was wrong about you guys and im sorry
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>>583466
you're being retarded right now
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>>583465
why would i lie about this, grant
you really did get through to me this morning, you'll notice i was speechless for a while and i reconsidered everything
give me a second chance, i really think we can all get along swimmingly if you do
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>>583467
im just being sincere anon
it takes a big man to admit he was wrong you shouldnt treat me like shit for it
No.583470
will someone who is not asstree please make a post
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No.583472
im sorry everyone
i thought you were bad people and i did what i thought was right but i see now how fucked up that was
No.583474
is there any way to get rid of nasty tap water aftertaste
wasting money on bottled water is gay, but man i cannot have every sip of water chased by the taste of metallic dirt
No.583475
>>583470
grant i can understand why you're feeling like this but i really am sorry
about everything
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No.583477
i'm really digging the vfan impression
No.583478
I wish anyone but Troy Baker played Ocelot in Phantom Pain.
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>>583474
i rather like the taste of tap water
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>>583477
i havent offered you nudes yet though
oh god i feel so bad about how i treated vfan dont even remind me
vfan i know you're reading this
im sorry
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>>583478
vris im sorry i insulted you and your friends
you were right and i was too thick headed to see that
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>>583474
Get one of those filter pitchers. Only thing is you need to clean it and replace the filter about once a month.
No.583485
everyone stop making bad posts and start making good ones (like me)
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>>583482
im a lot better now that i can see how i was an elitist jerk
god i cant even look at that conversation now without cringing i was such a faggot to you
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>>583486
are the militants coming in
will you be beheaded for being a gay
is this what this sudden turnabout is
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>>583484
do those things actually improve the taste? they're kind of expensive
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>>583487
those aren't militants those are just normal people over there
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>>583489
Well
I accept your apology I guess, for what it's worth
You didn't really need to even apologize tbh
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>>583487
ha ha ha ha ha!
i just had a good talk with grant and i read our old logs and i don't know
i was so needlessly aggressive and mean
i know now you all mean well
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>>583485
>he doesnt cut himself once
what a bad video
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>>583488
Improving the taste is the main thing they do. They remove some contaminants but it's not going to save you from serious amounts of lead or whatever.
No.583495
i bet i wouldve loved khan or dear young sako if id gotten to know them better
No.583496
this is actually worse than his regular posts
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>>583490
defs didn't mean to quote, whatever
>>583491
>>583495
Is this a sarcasm thing now
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>>583494
epic, then. will get.
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>>583497
honestly i don't blame you i know ive been terrible
but i really am a changed man
please, hsg, give me the chance to prove that to you
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>>583499
start by not posting this shit
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>>583496
im sorry grant
im really sorry things went down like they did
but you live and you learn and you grow and you look back and you realise you were a cunt and you apologise and im so sorry
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>>583500
i will
but i really do mean it
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>>583455
Should the mods be more strict and should we have actual rules
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>>583506
no
things are fine as they are
just different than they used to be
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>>583506
rule 1 all posts must be directly related to homestuck
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No.583511
im going to leave for a few hours but i really can't say im sorry enough
my behaviour was abhorable and i missed out on some really great people by being a faggot to them
i'm sorry guys
you're all great
even cletus actually maybe not cletus
and im sorry i lied to you shitto
No.583513
i want to sleep... but i don't want to sleep...
what do i do...
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No.583515
What if Vriska shoved a glass rod up your urethra and stomped on your dick?
No.583516
making the court mandated tripfag return
>>583515
why is this so familiar
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>>583516
it was one of hsg's largest shitposts in the past
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>>583472
why do you waste effort being a lazy vfan ripoff
this is worse than watching sharktits trying to be grant
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>>583521
Is she that flexible?
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>>583518
i deserve this
i was a dick to you and i cant expect you to just forgive me
but i really hope you eventually do
>>583517
ah
my favourite was the milky way one
>>583519
terezi's the best pear
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>>583524
Of course
She's a dragon afterall
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>>583518
>this is worse than watching sharktits trying to be grant
Kek
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>>583528
oooh good call she has said that before
and then i called sharktits a saint and grant called me the biggest cuck in history
good times
No.583531
vfan the nigger
rin (rest in niggers)
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>>583531
I'm sorry I called you an absolute nigger Sam
No.583533
day 2 of having the man flu
head is full of cotton wool
throat feels like sandpaper
all the fluid in my body is escaping via my nose
in summary: kill me
No.583534
lol
im not gonna go back and link all the posts im loling at but lol
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>>583534
Goo morning bby butt
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No.583537
tripfags all over the shop
you'll be one of them, sooner or later
No.583538
i wish i could read fanfiction that didn't have the author's issues blatantly in it
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>>583215
Anakin maybe, Luke not so much.
No.583542
when did the dog pant thing start
No.583543
reminder that luke had basically zero saber training except for that training droid in ep 4
reminder that rylo ken was distracted from being shot with a wookie bowcaster
No.583544
reminder that luke didn't have an annoying idiot face
No.583545
THIS SITH
HAS A FUNNY FACE
No.583546
we're in this next batch of migrations, everyone.
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>>583546
oh they're doing it in batches, that explains the thing
was wondering what that was
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>>583547
yeah, they'll lock the board and change the banner when we're up.
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>>583546
fucking hell, get really for another shitshow
No.583550
Dreams logged: 1 (35)
Images saved: 4 (4)
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>>583550
i don't remember, was this like a publicized thing or do you just post random stuff
No.583552
>look out window
>super excited doggo jumps over fence, forces owner to awkwardly climb over in order to follow them
premium pupper
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>>583546
So all that drama will be thrown into the stygian void and be forever forgotten
Nice
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still no fileboard mode i bet
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>egghead's knees on my shoulders
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>egghead's ankles on my knees
No.583563
i cant think of many good games that came out 2015
not counting games that were in early access and released 2015 but playable previously
ironically, despite it not being released in my region until january 22nd 2016 my 2015 game of the year might be mario paper jam
No.583564
forgot flag
also
if you suggest undertale was a good game in reply to >>583563 i am going to ban you
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>>583564
undertale is a good game nigger boy
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>>583566
dude don't just post vfan's twitter on here, that's rude
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>>583566
>People exist that look like this
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>>583568
Are you even in a relationship?
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>>583569
No, but what does that have to do with anything?
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>>583570
You could be my ßß8
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one of ß's lymph nodes rupturing
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>>583575
i'm talking about your glands lol
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>>583576
you realize how weird you are, right
my man what are you even talking about
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>>583577
It's his shtick don't mind it
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>>583577
being weird is all he has
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>>583579
I mean
Anon's not wrong
and sponge doesn't ever really drop the "Schtick" either
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>>583581
well, i remember hearing you don't have any plans for removing your "shtick" either ;^)
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>>583582
I do, actually
again, not that that's relevant at all to anything
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>>583583
what's relevant here? please!!! tell me!!! on this relevant board, with relevant discussion of all things relevant!!! what an epic crime i must be committing...
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>>583584
You keep digging for personal dirt and then you fail to find it while claiming you're correct (Like with this and the name thing)
what's your deal
No.583586
is AGDQ worth watching this year?
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>>583585
my deal... is epic...
what's your deal? lol... why the petulance? why so condescending? are these your epic jewish genes in action? lol
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>>583586
Yes, for two reasons
Zoasty hit a world record super metroid 100% speedrun
And SOMEONE just got a new world record battletoads finish
No.583590
is cosmo- excuse me, i meant is ms. narcissa running anything
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>>583590
yeah
his life into the ground
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>>583588
I think it's cool that speedrunning is keeping people's interest in much much older games alive in someway in a semi-mainstream way
No.583594
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>583593
You would say that
Speedrunners are the most mentally unadjusted, hyper emotional, cringey and hideous looking group of people on the planet.
Speedrunning is only good for golden moments like these
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>>583593
Dude
Zoasty did his 100% speedrun in 1:16:something
With enough mistakes that if he fixed them, he's hit 1:15:xx or possibly 1:14:xx
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>>583594
that's a little harsh
they're second to hsg, after all
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>>583594
>can you stop
Bitch, did you just ask them to stop playing, donating, or what? Get the fuck out.
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i like speedrunning a lot and think it's very impressive!
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You think they'll do a hiveswap speedrun?
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>>583594
Speedrunners are in about the same mental frame as smash players, which is "kinda autistic but could be worse"
I just think it's cool that people are still playing battletoads
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>>583594
>can you stop
oh my god
isnt she part of the staff? like the one who decided to ban plushies on the couch?
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>>583600
Nooooo I'm an autistic smash player
Smash players don't snib because they had a mental breakdown because they lost a world record
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>>583602
jesus christ this sounds like the nonsensical mumbling of someone right before they slip into a grand mal seizure
cosmo......
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all I know about smash players is that they all never take showers because I've seen like 3 different signs posted at tournaments telling people they won't be admitted if they stink too much
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apart from the subject matter, the poem wasn't very good
using "my mind wanders" as a framing device is trite first year writing class level shit dude, come on.
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>>583605
>>583603
He's literally mentally ill and I'm not just talking about the tranny shit
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>>583607
Why are all trannies mentally ill
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>>583607
it seems like he's come to the conclusion that all his time spent speedrunning was just wasted time chasing accolades and fame that didn't matter in any real sense
which is fair
but instead of moving on from speedrunning, the realization seems to have caused some kind of mental break.
seems like speedrunning was his whole world, and him realizing that he not only doesn't want to do it anymore but actually kind of hates everything about it has destroyed his sense of identity.
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why is smut so much easier to write in the present tense
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>>583609
>Why are all trannies mentally ill
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simon proxmire never recovered from the loss of his dino crisis speed record...
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fuck i just realized i used "he" a lot
i can't stop thinking of cosmo as a dude, even when i'm trying to be polite to how he feels
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HSG I'm playing this game for the first time and I'm trying to make Joey
Which chest?
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>>583617
needs thicker legs
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>>583609
>Brianna wu
>ultra-privileged
>got a quarter million dollar gift from her parents for no reason
>grummz
>Asian
>wu claimed he was "more privileged"
>he grew up eating pest infested food
Story checks out
Trannies are batshit crazy
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>>583617
Jesus the chest is really the first thing you see wrong here?
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>>583625
3
Thick muscled thighs> thick fat thighs
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>>583625
2 does seem more canon...
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>>583623
wu was fucking insane before chopping his dick off though
No.583631
joey's garnet hips and thighs
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>>583627
I have thick muscles thighs
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i'm pretty sure i found a spot in my house i can use to do pull-ups without breaking anything
this would be great if i weren't sick as a dog and barely able to walk upstairs
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>>583635
how much do you squat?
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i want a gf with thighs as thick as tree trunks!
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>>583638
I don't know? My thighs been thick as my head since I was about 12. I've broken more bicycle chains than I can even remember.
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what if yo momma wore pants
No.583645
i think it's less that trans people become insane and more than an insane person is more likely to look at transexuality and think "yes that will fix my problems"
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>>583642
uhhhh no pretty blatantly would be A??
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>>583641
people who pick A are clearly trolling
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>>583647
>>583648
Looks like you need to go back to school
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>>583648
why isnt the keyboard in front of the monitor?
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>>583652
by sitting to the side of the monitor he can keep one eye on the back and make sure no memes are leaking out
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{{{{{{{{{{{{ HUGS }}}}}}}}}}}}
No.583656
When will go get thigh-to-face hugs with egghead?
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>>583656
fug off rev/zwid/cletus
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we gon' slut it up, up, up
so they can't slut it down, down, down
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what's the current speedrun world record for homestuck
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is naming a character Libralious Cuq too obvious
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