No.584362
Not even a picture?
Shameful
No.584363
>>584362
here's your fucking picture
No.584364
>>584363
Rev is cute! Cute!
No.584365
>>584363
If I were that ugly I'd wear a scowl like that too
No.584366
>>584364
t. Salt "There's nothing wrong with short men" Lick
No.584367
>>584366
listen up cucklefuck, short men are beautiful and vulnerable to my kisses
No.584368
No.584369
salt "low standards for men" lick
No.584370
>>584369
he cant exactly afford standards
No.584371
listen, I revel in my trash standards, they are delightful
No.584372
No.584373
>>584365
>if I were that ugly
>if
>>584313
It was ritzy biz, up next is sashimi plate!
>>584332
Can you squeeze the can until it explodes? I can!
No.584374
>>584373
I'm a greek god bruh
No.584375
>>584374
You could be Damocles but it don't matter unless you show us
>>584367
How tall are you again?
No.584376
>>584375
5'8", a womanly height
No.584377
>>584376
Well I'm also 5'8" so
No.584378
>>584375
>but it don't matter unless you show us
ha ha ha ha
Do you know who I am?
No.584379
>>584378
Clearly not Damocles
More like thirstecles
No.584380
No.584381
>>584379
Bitch I am Damocles
When I enter the room everyone says
"Dam"
No.584383
>>584374
maaaaaaaaaybe aphrodite
No.584385
>>584380
So's the gf
>>584381
I would too, now that I see your face
No.584386
>>584381
私のラインを使用しないでください。
No.584387
No.584388
>>584386
I'll use whatever line I want you nip binch...
No.584389
>>584387
Up Next:
>cletus figures he's basically a beautiful and powerful catamite
No.584391
Open RP:
me as an anime: *sees God, gets nosebleed*
No.584392
I'm not a sub that's sponge
No.584393
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
thread theme, you know the rules...
No.584394
sponge's multiple personality disorder...
No.584395
>>584394
Me not spongelord
No.584397
No.584398
don't ask me how I been 'cause the answer's "relentless"
No.584400
>>584399
don't tell me you don't know Le1f?
No.584402
No.584403
>>584402
The dude Macklemore stole Thrift Shop from
No.584404
>>584403
Who the hell is macklemore?
No.584405
what what, what what x4 /7
No.584406
>>584404
when macklemore was in third grade he thought he was gay 'cause he could draw
No.584407
No.584408
guys can you help me every time I take out my dick a heavenly chorus erupts out of nowhere at deafening volume
No.584409
>>584408
it's a terminal neurological degeneration, you have two months to live
No.584410
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WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T OPEN THIS SPOILER!
No.584411
No.584412
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No.584414
I ended up doing it in ONE hour
>>584180
No.584415
>>584414
oh, and I think maybe they come back tomorrow night and not tonight? so I just texted my mom in the middle of the night asking if she'd landed... for no reason...
No.584416
>>584415
i had a similar feel yesterday/day before
No.584417
No.584418
well hey there friends did you want to talk about posets
No.584419
my favorite thing to do in Discrete Math was to make non-trivial claims and watch my teacher get distracted from teaching class and spend the next several minutes, or class periods, proving it true
No.584420
>>584419
like 80% of the last math class i took was just random tangents
i almost felt bad for sleeping through most of his classes
No.584421
>>584420
I had Discrete Math in the morning but I never fell asleep, because I was too busy... well, okay, partly because I liked the subject matter, but also because I was too busy ogling my professor to sleep. he was hot, maybe 5'6, bearded and plump
No.584423
>>584422
whatever happened to that Russian girl people waifud over
No.584424
>>584423
wasn't she ukranian?
No.584425
>>584423
she is not a president
No.584426
No.584427
No.584428
spoiled! ruint!
roont!
roont!
No.584429
I love how, even if you're only a little bit still stoned, you get re-stoned way faster than 0 to 60, y'know?
No.584432
>>584429
like, I was only kinda stoned, and then I took a hit- a big hit, admittedly- and IMMEDIATELY became high as balls, like thirty seconds after the weed hit my lungs I was at an 8
>>584431
lmao
No.584433
too much thread for my little brain
not even gonna klak
No.584434
I am more concerned over fucking up a D&D session in two days than going back to work tomorrow morning. Weed dog please guide me.
No.584435
No.584436
No.584437
No.584438
blaze iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
No.584439
i've been replaying new vegas, and it literally just dawned upon me that i can kill literally everyone.
that is an option i have. to kill without prejudice. and i will take up this task. as the ultimate murderhobo.
No.584440
>>584439
*calls police* yes sir it's a white youth on 8chan
No.584441
>tfw it's too cold to make midnight runs for soda
OR IS IT
No.584442
>>584441
have you met up with grant
No.584443
No.584444
>>584441
There's always time for a soda run!
No.584445
No.584446
>>584445
and it will probably never happen
No.584447
>>584446
it's going to happen!
No.584449
>jon uses hsg but not the chat
Literally why
No.584450
No.584452
>>584451
Didn't someone just ask if he could grow a beard? Hahaha.
No.584453
... why do I have. like. raised hives right now
No.584454
>>584453
Allergic reaction to something new in your diet or life?
Make sure it isn't a weed hallucination, since you apparently get those. There's a slight chance you imagined AH's beard against your skin and it broke out in hives.
No.584455
>>584454
I think it's that I was in a car longish-distance on NYE and I got sunburn, much worse than I anticipated
No.584456
should I. stand out in the cold. should I take a cool shower? I guess I have aloe gel
No.584457
everyones like dumb bees today
smacking themselves against tehw window of the internet
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
No.584458
>>584454
also the window in my bathroom was still open so LOL could be something that came in on the wind
No.584459
i wish i could scream my thoughts into everyones heads
No.584460
No.584461
*makes honey in ur hives*
No.584462
is it even safe to sleep with my skin like this?
No.584463
ohh my god... I'm that Onion article about getting sick and being able to blame it on any meal in the last week, except it's these hives and my bad decisions
No.584464
*doesnt want 2 b b stung*
No.584465
so what are some signs that I should call an ambulance? just, you know. in general. seems like good knowledge to have
No.584466
>>584464
*whips out knife*
No.584467
>>584462
you know what they say
sleep with hives
uh...
something something die
No.584468
>>584467
tell them... my last words were... "I love-"
your wife?
- no, "Homestuck General"
No.584470
Jack Noir just bees himself instead.
No.584472
>>584469
reminder: infinity next doesn't have oekaki, so you should get your fill now while we still have it
No.584473
>>584472
b-but what will happen to our joeykakis??
No.584474
No.584475
>>584472
i dun even know what oekaki is i just use paint
No.584476
>>584473
the pictures will still exist, but we won't be able to just make them
No.584477
>>584476
we can't just accept this!
No.584478
is smoke vore a thing? like, smoking someone in a joint and inhaling them as smoke?
No.584479
>>584478
In all of the weird adventures I've been on, I've never heard of that until now. Thanks a lot!
No.584480
No.584481
would you let damara smoke vore you
No.584482
>>584481
I'd let Meenah smoke vore me, the butch little flirt
No.584483
spongelord is in this comic as a lesbian dog!!!
No.584484
>"Vriska gets off to affection" fanfic
No.584485
>>584484
hey i know that one
didnt SPI do that
No.584486
>>584485
never mind its PlayTheRain
i wonder what happened to all these old Homestuck smut writers
No.584487
>>584486
out of the game or moved on to undertale, probably
No.584488
>>584487
how is /utg/'s fic game
strong?
No.584489
>>584488
Yea some of them have made ok things.
I made a thing too but it's not very good.
No.584490
No.584491
>>584487
>Jessie left HSG for sug and utg
No.584492
>>584485
man, i forgot about spi
he was a solid lad
he just up and one day stopped using skype, which sucked cause he was cool
No.584493
>>584491
is jessie waifuanon
because i know waifuanon is utg trashnow
No.584494
>>584490
my thing or /utg/'s pastebin
No.584495
>>584492
spi wrote good shit man
he made me cum a lot....
wish id gotten to know him
No.584496
No.584497
>>584493
no jessie is cowgrilljessie
the tall girl who was bff wit prab
No.584498
>>584493
waifu tweets a lot about some anime that i think is for children
but she wants to fuck the boys from it or something i think
its like 8 boys who are all copy and pastes of each other idk what it is
No.584499
No.584500
>>584496
oh i just noticed you said smut writer
i haven't written any of that
/utg/ has some of that though, but i think it's almost all to do with Asril
No.584501
No.584502
>>584498
osomatsu-san
it's a joke series from the 60s and yea there's a bunch of fujos around it now
No.584503
>>584498
>Osomatsu-san
good taste
No.584504
Why did Hussie think all these hiatuses were a good idea.
No.584505
>>584504
because he's a FAG that's why
No.584506
>>584504
hussie didn't pace himself before
No.584508
Idw to sign onto my HSG Skype account, but I do kinda want to talk to 120-cell... rough times for bro times
No.584509
>>584508
did he finally get his pelvis crushed by a big bara boy
No.584510
no idea, I haven't even checked his Tumblr for a while
No.584511
>>584508
if you get 120 cell to post here
i swear to god i am going to decapitate you, fucker
i would 100 times out of 100 take hellstrider over 120cell
No.584512
i will KILL
do not test me
No.584513
>>584511
shut the fuck up hellstrider
No.584514
>>584512
>>584511
bro... your need to chill : )
No.584515
like
>I doubt 120 has any intention of returning
>I doubt my posting his name is gonna change that
>I doubt your taste, because 120 is Good Nice Boy and Hellstrider is Shit
No.584516
120 is cool, calm your tits
No.584517
do I just have, like. resting bitch internet voice. does everything I type sound angry
No.584518
nevermind that, ignore that. does anyone want a high tarot reading? repeats are fine
No.584519
>>584517
kind of, in that everything you type sounds like something a bitch would say
>>584518
but yeah, i'll take one
tell me if i'll find love in 2016, or at least dick
No.584520
>>584518
sure!
somethin about the future I guess? don't got anything specific to ask
No.584522
>>584519
Four cards- 1) what you want in terms of sex, 2) what you'll get in terms of sex, 3) what you want in terms of love, and 4) what you'll get in terms of love.
>What you want in terms of sex: Ace of Swords
Overwhelming force and action and victory. Suggests you like to fuck hard, and perhaps be fucked hard.
>What you'll get in terms of sex: Four of Pentacles
Miserliness. Suggests that you're not getting much out of 2016 in this department.
>What you want in terms of love: Ten of Pentacles
Happy home and history and inheritance. You're a romantic about your legacy and domestic settings in the world.
>What you'll get in terms of love: The Moon
Suggests betrayal, your next "crazy ex," sudden dramatic shifts that take you by surprise and make you terrified.
Your romantic 2016 looks kinda dicey bruh
No.584523
who is this dogposter asshole who isnt grant anyway
is it ben
No.584524
>>584523
ben
and maybe sharktits
No.584525
>>584523
no i'm too busy being autistic about idle games at 5 AM
No.584526
>>584520
General future reading for dot. 1) What you leave behind in 2015, 2) what you take into 2016, 3) what you gain new in 2016
>Two of Wands
Riches and success, or suffering and misery. The card is of two minds, and, perhaps, so were you. Think less in black and white in the New Year.
>IX. the Hermit
You're bringing solitude and suspicion with you into the New Year. Your suspicions may be well-founded, or they could be a product of your extreme thinking.
>Two of Swords
Camaraderie, pleasantness in the midst of unpleasantness. Think "siblings in arms." Others who have fought some of the same battles you have, and who understand your often misunderstood point of view, will come to you in the New Year.
No.584528
>>584522
>and perhaps be fucked hard
well you're not wrong
>you're not getting much out of 2016 in this department
sadly, probably also not wrong
>You're a romantic about your legacy and domestic settings in the world.
what
>sudden dramatic shifts that take you by surprise and make you terrified
jesus fuck
thanks, fate, go eat a bag of dicks
No.584529
>>584526
some good advice: make connections, introduce people to each other, construct opportunities for shared happiness. Push through fear of rejection, just give freely in relationships (love or otherwise) what comes naturally to you.
No.584530
>>584528
>You're a romantic about your legacy and domestic settings in the world.
>what
man I dunno. are you a traditionalist in relationships? do you really romanticize living together with a lover?
No.584531
>>584526
>first thing
yes
>second thing
oh so very yes
>third thing
me and my best friend
cool
thanks salt
No.584533
No.584535
For those of you with dreams that some day you'll "be someone", or delusions of grandeur and visions of glory, I have some bad news for you.
You're only ever going to be as good as the foundations laid down for you by your peers, your mentors and your families. If these foundations are weak, if they're riddled with misinformation coursing through the electrical signals that power your brain and everything associated with it, then prepare for a life of mediocrity, filled with sporadic, minor "highs" and achievements that you somehow think are "notable" but, in the Grand Scheme of Things, mean absolutely nothing.
That's what life is, folks. It's a series of sporadic, minor highs from utterly worthless, so-called "achievements". To claim otherwise is to be possessed with such a pathetic, monstrously-laughable delusion that I don't know whether to guffaw uproariously or look at you with unbridled pity. You? Me? That girl down the street who's easily impressed by your minor feats of athleticism? Nothing. I should know. I used to be that guy who impressed women with my minor athleticism. We come from nothing and we go back to nothing. As Eric Idle once asked, "what have we lost? NOTHING!"
Now, let's all have a sensible chuckle at replies from people who've been indoctrinated for decades, to believe that their lives are somehow more important than this, because of the foundations set by their peers, their mentors and their families. Who knows? We may even see the occasional picture of a trilby hat, which is often mistaken for a fedora, as something of an attempted "insult". Time will tell.
No.584536
No.584538
>>584535
where'd you find this pasta
No.584539
today is kneepit fucking day
No.584540
>>584537
why is sansa groping arya
No.584541
>>584540
lesbisnism is a disease
No.584542
>>584537
poor Maisie Williams
No.584543
>heavily-censored version of Feelin' Myself
No.584544
who the fuck censors "brain" as in "give me @#$%!!"
No.584545
Dreams logged: 2 (40, 51)
Images saved: 4 (4)
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No.584547
i dont remember if webms with sound work here
No.584548
wwhy did i skip breagfast
No.584549
Where in the comic did Dave tell tavros that he (Dave) was a pasty white boy
No.584550
>>584549
i dont think he ever did
Tavros said something about Dave beingn pale though
No.584551
>>584550
Pretty sure he did
But I can't remember which act
Also
>pale pink monkey
That's a white boy
No.584552
r u ready for the new stevey uni
No.584554
>>584552
fuck yeah i am
yellow diamond's appearance all but confirmed
No.584555
>>584552
I'm ready for the new stevonnie x garnet shipping and fanart
No.584556
ve have ze grindah
and ve have ze pumps
No.584558
okay I have an irritating question: can you think of a song released between 1990 and 2006 that has a strings part and uses movies as a metaphor? someone gave me a mixtape with this song, Carolina by Ben Gibbard, and possibly something by the Blood Brothers. Think early 2000s indie/maybe even when people were still calling indie "scene"
No.584559
No.584560
because it used movie language it is incredibly hard to google effectively, I think this song might be so obscure as to have never gotten put on a lyrics site? is that even possible?
No.584561
limited stock...
cutting it close
No.584562
cut the2e clo2e
*grab2 diick2*
No.584563
wait
doesn't the new ste-u start tonight?
No.584564
it DOES
in like three hours
get fucking hype
No.584565
>>584563
HOW RUBY MET SAPPHIRE
WE GET TO SE3 THEIRNFI4ST FUSION
No.584566
>weh weh weh
>Yellow Diamond's neck is too long!
Oh shut up won't ya.
No.584567
would nep like stevey uni
No.584568
>>584567
All the SU shipping?
Hell yeah she 2ould
No.584569
>>584566
i'm getting real sick of these leaks
it happened last stevenbomb as well, i get spoiled for all the best parts and it sucks
No.584572
>>584569
The only thing leaked were screenshots, as apparently CN learned and at least encrypted the episodes.
No.584573
oh no
i'm suddenly depressed for no discernible reason
again
No.584574
hey gamers
what's for lunch
No.584575
morning /co/, what's for breakfast?
No.584576
>>584574
Cookies and creme ice cream
No.584577
>>584575
34T UP
Yeah, anon, get to 8reakfast.
No.584579
No.584580
>>584579
Don't be sad, look at this thick ass body and praise Allah!
No.584584
>>584547
why wouldn't they?
No.584586
>>584549
it was john who called dave a white rapper
No.584587
>>584586
What page is this on?
No.584589
>>584588
that's calling bro a white rapper
No.584590
>>584589
dave and bro are from the same family
No.584591
>>584589
That still works
While I do understand that black people can be albino, or have vitiligo, plus ectobiology could do some things with epigenetics to swap stuff around
What I'm saying is if bro is white, the rest are white
No.584592
>>584590
genetics are racist
No.584593
Dave as a character would not work if he wasn't a white skaterkid
No.584594
This was back in like 2010 and Hussie felt that making one of his characters white would be racist.
How did we not see this coming?
No.584597
racism has turned into such an huge braincrime that the very thought of wanting white actors to play white characters in movies is unspeakable.
Every day life becomes closer and closer to an A Wyatt Mann cartoon
No.584598
>10 minutes until the new episode
>usual streamer apparently fucked off
so much for ol' bits
might have to wait for a dl
No.584599
I didn't see last night's
Meganon where you at
No.584600
you may download the latest steven universe episode here:
http://goatse.info/
No.584601
>>584599
there wasn't one last night
No.584602
>>584600
Pic related
>>584601
Oh yeah today is monday
They must have been talking about leaks then
No.584603
so are we "transferred" yet or what
No.584604
but man, i can't believe yellow diamond poofs peridot
No.584605
>>584603
no we haven't transitioned yet
No.584606
No.584607
No.584608
huh, so gems of the same type can have gems in different spots
No.584609
No.584610
No.584611
>gems of the same type fuse into a bigger version of themselves
laaaaazy
No.584612
>>584611
you could buy a bunch of pearls and tell them to fuse
imagine...
No.584613
No.584614
No.584615
that was a great epi
a great epi, of the stevey uni that is
No.584616
Fuck garnet looked like a shitty OC
No.584618
>>584617
Fuck Bernie looks horrifying
Sorta like Sheev
No.584619
pros
>the cool artstyle everyone had on the cloud fortress thing
>blue diamond's design is cool as fug
>plot important, well told story
>stronger than you reprise
cons
>bad song (but kinda intentionally awkward so i guess kinda forgivable)
>mega-ruby
>making more weird allusions to fusion being equivalent to sex
No.584620
>>584619
Yeah I really liked that artstyle-- most of the episode was more geometric than normal
It also finally confirmed that each gem is a caste
But that garnet ugh
No.584621
The rich are the most oppressed of all the world's people.
No.584622
>>584620
i don't know how to feel about garnet
she does look like a horrible fusion OC, but i kinda like that she was all mixed up and fucked up looking. it means modern garnet is the product of a lot of work.
i think the cotton candy afro was just a little hard to get past
No.584623
 | Rolled 5 (1d20) |
>>584621
>The rich are the most oppressed of all the world's people.
No.584624
>steven and connie fused more perfectly first time than ruby and sapphire did
what a mary sue
No.584625
You would think it would be easier to talk a black woman into sitting on your face, rev wasn't kidding, this is hard
No.584626
No.584627
>>584619
what's bad about mega-ruby; it actually was a plot point there
No.584628
where's the new stevie pooniverse
*bangs hands on table*
No.584629
No.584630
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>>584627
i just wish alike gems fusing was more creative than just a bigger one of those gems
especially if that's the only kind of fusion we're going to see on the enemy side
i really like blue diamond's design tho, so it makes up for it and then some. she's, how you say, le epic...
No.584631
>>584630
It's literally just space mary
No.584632
No.584633
>>584630
i see she has the dick-sucking lips everybody on this show is required to have
No.584634
>>584616
she looked crazy because she represents the confusing and exciting new feeling of falling in love for the first time along with just being something neither of them understand at all. it's wild
also yes holy shit blue diamond looks SICK and pearl was COOL
like holy fuck I can't believe that was the same pearl that clings to garnet's arms like a quivering puppy
garnet came a long fucking way
also yeah the song put me off at first but I thought everything else about ruby/sapphire was incredibly sweet. I think I'll like it more if I watch again. sapphire's singing was nice
No.584635
>>584630
>only one pearl
pathetic
No.584636
No.584637
>>584634
is there any form of media you won't fellate?
No.584638
like it's awesome that blue diamond looks like that after seeing the rubber chicken that is yd
No.584639
No.584640
someone post vfan's nudes
No.584642
the scene with ruby literally apologizing for taking sapphire's virginity was unnecessary though, we fucking get it already sugar, you're making steven fusing with connie more and more uncomfortable with this shit.
No.584643
>>584640
Someone post Linda's nudes
No.584644
No.584645
>>584640
Nah
>>584642
homophobic uwu
No.584646
No.584647
>>584646
Gotta watch the episode, fam
No.584648
>>584647
the episode is out already???
No.584649
1lad.ph
super epic lad videos
No.584650
>>584640
i remember when crablouse posted on dumbgarbage all angry because someone posted her nudes
they never got deleted until the whole site was gone iirc
No.584652
>>584648
LITERALLY SCROLL UP LIKE THREE POSTS
No.584653
>>584650
Crablouse was p. Cute
No.584654
>>584653
yeah if you're into marine biology lmao
No.584655
No.584656
>>584650
I don't remember that but sounds funny
No.584657
prove dumbgarbage was real
No.584658
STEVEY U SPOILERZ
first version of garnet is wow, cute, amazing
fusion as sex metaphors just keep happening
the answer being love is corny as fuck
No.584659
didn't crablouse rape one of the people from #farts?
No.584660
shitNYIGARHven pooNYIGARHverse
No.584662
fusion = sex is the worst part of the show tee bee aych
No.584663
No.584665
>>584662
but think of the /u/, anon!
No.584666
>>584659
eh, she raped someone so thats close enough
No.584667
Garnet is still a best, wow
No.584668
>>584666
but wasn't it lil_seb?
also, what happened to eyepencils, wasn't he crablouse's bf?
No.584669
No.584670
>>584668
i don't remember enough of homestuck drama to tell you
No.584672
>>584669
>trickster!garnet
what if this kicks off a trend
No.584673
No.584674
>>584667
spoiler your shit you faggot nigger
No.584675
File: 1451951124859.png (Spoiler Image, 411.89 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-01-04-15-4….png)
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No.584677
>>584668
i think so
the guy claimed crablouse raped him and started tripping on HSG, but after two days he realised no one gave a shit
No.584678
>>584667
>>584672
that looks like shit
No.584679
No.584680
File: 1451952941766.png (Spoiler Image, 449.63 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-01-04-15-4….png)
No.584681
>>584678
no
garnet looks epic
No.584682
File: 1451953194342.png (Spoiler Image, 320.28 KB, 1280x800, 8:5, Screenshot_2016-01-04-15-4….png)
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No.584684
steven universe -> mlp
undertale -> homestuck
adventure time -> adventure time
osomatsu-san -> free(?)
No.584685
>>584684
>steven universe -> mlp
No.584686
>>584685
search your feelings, you know it to be true
No.584687
>all the background gems were just silhouettes
kind of a bummer.
still a neat episode tho
No.584688
>>584686
the fandom isn't nearly as obnoxious or entitled
it also isn't gay as shit
i mean, it's gay, but the cool kind of gay
No.584690
No.584691
>>584688
lol lol loooooooooool
No.584692
>>584691
search your epic meme feelings u Le know it to be le epicly true llol
No.584693
>>584688
it's a competently done children's cartoon with a large peripheral fanbase that at times, expects too much of it.
the only thing keeping the fanbase from reaching brony-tier is that mlp already broke the "male nerds watching children's cartoon" thing, preventing the self congratulatory outlook of the early fandom.
also
>mlp
>one character that's probably gay
>stephen u
>an entire species of gay
No.584694
the most retarded puzzle in any game ever made
No.584695
>>584693
>mlp
>designed for girls 6-12
>steven universe
>not that
No.584696
if you want to cuck me
HAH!
you're not the brightest
No.584697
I bet all the diamonds will have thick lips
No.584698
>>584695
IT'S REALLY FOR ADULTS GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
just what the bronies say, you're no different
No.584700
>>584698
I never said SU was for adults...
No.584701
No.584702
>>584701
it's actually nefuta
No.584703
No.584704
what if your dick was nepeta
No.584705
i'd say stevey uni is made more for tweens than straight up kiddos
not that it makes it any more socially acceptable
but it's still epic..... so..........
No.584706
>>584704
There's a weird manga about this premise, actually. All dicks were miniature women's torsos.
No.584707
>>584694
*pushes blocks into water*
No.584708
No.584709
this
TEH<(*.*<)KIRBY(^*.*^)DANCE(>*.*)>
is my cocky-kun
No.584710
has Steven Universe made any kids gay yet
No.584711
>>584710
better question: are there any straight kids left
No.584712
>>584710
If not, it can't be because Sugar didn't try
No.584713
don't worry, it's ok, steven universe will only create lesbians, so it's morally acceptable
No.584714
this
*holds up spork*
is my cocky-kun
No.584716
No.584717
>>584715
im going to delude myself and pretend this is from a dire straits/su amv
No.584718
this
STEVEN!!
is my cocky-kun
No.584719
>>584717
fucking spot on, hahaha
No.584720
i hope that one storyboarder who draws amethyst so sexually gets hit by a cannonball and falls into an active bonfire pit
No.584721
>>584720
cant juke the zuke
No.584722
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No.584726
File: 1451957982604.png (Spoiler Image, 1.15 MB, 1920x1080, 16:9, ClipboardImage.png)
No.584727
>>584726
yeah it is
post more
No.584728
>>584726
>getting trolled by the troll gem
kek
No.584729
>>584726
It's not Amy's fault she was born this sexy.
No.584730
kill
maim
destroy the amethystfuckers
No.584731
No.584732
No.584733
Fat is shit but shortstack is good
No.584734
File: 1451958613048.gif (423.87 KB, 500x281, 500:281, tumblr_inline_nlvv3lC48v1r….gif)
>amethyst will never shape shift during sex in order to mess with you
le sign
No.584735
>>584734
I miss when SU could actually make me go "Woah WHAT"
Now it's all predictable pandering
No.584736
*brings hsg back from the fuckin dead*
No.584737
>>584736
great, now I gotta eat brains, thanks asshole
No.584739
Still on this thread, we really are dead.
No.584740
>applied for a job
>get an email asking me to set up a time using a web app
>web app asks for my phone number
>rely on autocomplete to fill things out
>submit
>realize that I used my old phone number
god
damn
it
i fucked my whole life up
No.584741
>>584740
just contact them and tell them you fuggy mcwuggied up
might hurt your chances of getting the job but probably not as much as not being available to be called
No.584742
>>584741
that's what i did, but damn
damn
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No.584747
just me and my <3 daddy <3 hanging out
i got a little hungry so i started to pout :(
he asked if i was down for something yummy :)
i asked "what?" and he said he'd give me his cummies! :o
yeah! yeah!
i drinked and i slurped and i swallowed them all!
it makes daddy happy so its my only goal!
harder daddy! harder daddy! ;3c
1 cummy
2 cummy
3 cummy
4
i'm daddy's princess but i'm also his whore!
it makes me feel squishy :3
it makes me feels good :)
it makes me feel everything a little should!
No.584748
>>584747
*dsnt like this nursrury rime*
No.584749
i want to be joey's daddy
No.584750
No.584751
>>584748
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes, sir, yes, sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane
No.584752
a fucking mouse or something slipped under my door while i was away and pooped everywhere
i guess i deserve this in a cosmic way
No.584754
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No.584756
>>584752
Mice are so awful to deal with, they just keep breeding and generally being bouncy assholes.
No.584757
No.584758
Mice should be cute but all I feel for them is revulsion
No.584760
i am going to build UR surge!
No.584761
NEW! Gummy cummies!! Yummy gummies!!! With! Cummy filling!!!!
No.584762
No.584763
how do we make egghead stop tripping in sug
No.584764
>>584745
MORE FOR ME, YOU SUICIDAL DRUNK SHITBAG
No.584765
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No.584767
>>584765
this would be epic
No.584768
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No.584770
>>584769
let's get em /b/oys >:)
No.584771
>>584769
>halfchan
>not linking the current thread she's in
No.584772
*sees a liblib*
*goes a-snibsnib*
No.584773
you're a lib now
you're a snib now
No.584774
>>584771
she's been in like all of them
except the current one i think
No.584775
File: 1451967051933.png (Spoiler Image, 83.62 KB, 500x277, 500:277, ClipboardImage.png)
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No.584779
Time for comfy bed posting
I have my tilt screen locked and my memes at the ready
No.584780
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No.584783
This is the only mystery of homestuck I care about at this point
>fedorafreak
No.584784
>>584783
In the end it's the only mystery that ever mattered
No.584786
I love big fat cocks in my tight asshole
No.584787
I love big fat cocks in my tight asshole
No.584788
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No.584791
>>584783
>not what playing the rain is
No.584792
>>584786
>>584787
GUESS WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU
No.584793
this sea slug thinks you're a fag
No.584794
No.584795
>>584793
...............
.........that's a tardigrade
you tard....
No.584796
>>584793
well i think it's fat
No.584797
>>584795
my tardigrade is an A
No.584798
i should start tripping on 4chan
No.584799
i should start posting on reddit
No.584801
what should be my reddit user name
No.584802
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No.584804
No.584805
i just remembered how chihiro won the keimab owl
No.584806
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No.584809
>>584804
B*ck the fuck off i love her more...
No.584810
what should my tripcode be
No.584812
>>584809
shut up you faggot
you just pretend to love her I know you prefer peridot
No.584813
No.584814
No.584815
No.584816
we need to get the gang back together
except not me though i'm too busy to post frequently
but keep this general alive for me thanks
No.584818
we go hunting for people that used to post here and force them to post at gunpoint
No.584819
No.584820
>>584818
>people that used to post
all garbage
No.584821
>>584820
so are the people that currently post
No.584822
No.584824
No.584825
>>584823
nigger nigger nigger
No.584826
No.584827
No.584828
No.584829
I've been rusing you all the whole time I'm actually a ginger
No.584830
>>584823
>he actually thinks he looks attractive
No.584831
>>584823
blotchy nigger, aintcha
No.584832
>>584830
Dude look at my tits and flowing red hair
No.584833
i want a possessed-ass gf
No.584834
No.584835
I want a nigger gf
thinks she's white gf
No.584836
the ghost of christmas ass
No.584837
>tfw Gerudos aren't a real race
No.584838
I just want a decent looking girl to fuck
No.584839
>>584838
Be handsome like me it's not hard...
No.584840
No.584841
i want a gf who did the fusion dance with her own ass
No.584842
>>584839
But I'm more handsome than you
No.584843
>>584838
how about an ugly girl that will never leave you because she thinks she cant do better
No.584844
>>584794
A NICE THICK DICK
No.584845
>>584839
that will only get boys
No.584846
No.584847
>>584839
which is why you had to resort to fucking your cousin...
No.584848
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No.584850
No.584851
cousinfucker is as dumb as he looks but like we found out he was dumb before finding out he looks dumb the magic of the internet wo w
No.584852
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No.584854
>>584842
Post ya face
>>584845
Boys are better for everything except sexual
>>584847
Ahem-- my amputee milf tier sweet as a deer cousin
No.584855
>>584854
how the fuck is that milf tier
No.584856
>>584851
Why are you still here there's no vfan cock to suck
No.584857
"in denial about his sexuality" cletus
No.584858
No.584859
>>584848
Literally in my pants. It's my dick. The dick is mine. Suck my dick.
No.584860
milf doesn't mean anything anymore
No.584861
>>584859
all I see is a worm
No.584862
No.584863
post the she thicc hamster
No.584866
>>584597
It really doesn't, as just because a group screams the loudest, it doesn't mean they are the majority. Especially you should know that. ;)
No.584867
i command the posting now of the she thicc hamster!
No.584868
File: 1451972117455.jpg (390.54 KB, 1280x1707, 1280:1707, tumblr_o0c0u6KefX1qmirwpo3….jpg)
how the fuck do we stop megane
No.584872
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No.584878
File: 1451972657678.png (193.68 KB, 566x576, 283:288, tumblr_o06j8fpz8P1tf83r7o1….png)
No.584879
>>584878
i didn't think you could get worse than poop
No.584881
pictures ain't loading but that's okay
because I'm gonna have a positive day
No.584882
No.584883
ruby's and sapphire's duet is interesting because one can sing and the other can't really
i wonder how Russia and the UK are going to censor this, if they will even air it at all
No.584884
>>584883
isn't ruby a /b/oy in russia
No.584886
>>584884
Does it count as censorship if you explicitly state that members of a feminine race of sexless space rocks are boys even if the original creator never did?
No.584888
>>584887
ho hum die already
No.584891
i wonder if megane has a gmod avatar of himself to fuck his dolly waifus
No.584892
No.584893
>>584891
nah hes not as desperate as wesley
No.584895
>>584890
what happened to her butt
what happened to her legs..........
No.584896
>>584890
it looks like a turd is flying from her butt
No.584898
>>584897
this art is less bizarre
is she like a squirrel girl
No.584899
No.584901
le bespectacled rat gf girl
No.584904
>2. Do not flood or spam.
No.584905
>>584898
i think she's supposed to be a mole of sorts
No.584908
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No.584911
i like how now HSG has someone who just spams the awful fanart of megane's waifu when the other spammer were not even near that awful
No.584912
>>584910
is that your megadeth tribute band
No.584913
>>584909
I want to violently fuck that bullet hole.
No.584914
File: 1451975616823.png (133.77 KB, 700x467, 700:467, 1772590 - Gnome-No Peridot….png)
this is what wes dreams of
No.584916
File: 1451975697642.png (162.9 KB, 849x687, 283:229, 1771212 - Lapis_Lazuli Ste….png)
No.584917
>>584916
don't sexualize lapis
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No.584920
File: 1451975834857.png (106.42 KB, 541x818, 541:818, tumblr_o0gu8uBF581sd1xkuo1….png)
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No.584923
>you will never have your own personal pearl
No.584924
eye obscuring hoods and dark lips are good
No.584925
File: 1451976131960.png (Spoiler Image, 86.24 KB, 213x504, 71:168, ClipboardImage.png)
am I the only one who thinks this might be lapis
No.584926
No.584927
>>584926
Rose has skin as white as a ghost...
No.584928
>>584927
maybe it's a nigger ghost
No.584929
>>584927
actually she's peachy
No.584930
No.584931
>>584930
yes you got the referance
No.584933
No.584934
>>584932
white trash harasses some people.webm
i was hoping he would fall out when he opened the door
No.584935
does anyone have that picture of that rose cosplayer standing next to a street sign
No.584936
No.584937
>>584934
this is both racist and classist
No.584938
No.584939
>>584932
what was the problem
No.584940
No.584941
>>584939
I think the "point" is the conductor didn't respond.
No.584942
>>584935
the one with the huge ass right
id post it if i had it
No.584943
>>584937
trash isn't a class
No.584944
>>584941
but what was he talking to him for in the first place
No.584945
No.584946
>>584938
self-hating white
No.584947
>>584944
No reason. I think he was just trying to show off that no one would respond, by being the most obnoxious cunt possible.
No.584948
I googled rose cosplayer huge ass but 99% of it was just rose quartz
how times change...
No.584949
No.584950
File: 1451978221678.jpg (Spoiler Image, 1.45 MB, 1280x1920, 2:3, f2d4f05c34cff098be21f3a362….jpg)
No.584951
>>584948
add -steven "homestuck" to the end
No.584952
File: 1451978327878.jpeg (Spoiler Image, 501.6 KB, 1280x1912, 160:239, ee0029dc651ee21c79deab4a8….jpeg)
>>584950
wrong image sorry
No.584953
No.584955
this is the gayest thing I've seen all day
No.584956
how does "homestuck" "rose" "nudestuck" give me this
No.584957
>>584956
Vriska really checking out that ass
No.584958
>>584955
you haven't looked hard enough then
No.584959
>>584958
>that jawline
it 8urts
No.584960
>>584939
>>584944
from what I hear, he saw someone with a gun and started freaking out thinking he was going to shoot everyone. But that's just scuttlebutt...
No.584961
i weigh exactly 69kgs
neat
No.584962
No.584963
does the ending of Super make anybody else cry
No.584964
No.584965
No.584966
>>584965
Super
rainn wilson and ellen page are in it and it's really good
No.584967
>>584966
yeah but Super WHAT
Super Man? Super 8? Super Human??
No.584969
>>584967
it's just
Super
one word
No.584970
>>584969
Super one-word? Sounds cool
No.584971
File: 1451983185163.gif (286.73 KB, 500x647, 500:647, 9f27ca12575ddec3c1de746152….gif)
No.584972
i'm very excited for the new peri episodes...
No.584973
>>584370
how is this still here
wew lad
No.584974
No.584975
>Sorry i popped your fusion cherry
hUUUUUUUH,,,,,
No.584976
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
No.584977
posting from airport ask me anything and I won't respond
No.584978
No.584980
File: 1451992212133.png (Spoiler Image, 417.43 KB, 500x419, 500:419, ClipboardImage.png)
>tfw this is the first thing you see when waking up
trigger warning: bad shit ahead
No.584981
me booooreddd
suggest things for me draw, i guess
No.584982
No.584983
>>584981
draw joey being racist against trolls
No.584984
File: 1451992755403.png (Spoiler Image, 260.02 KB, 492x544, 123:136, ClipboardImage.png)
>>584981
this pearl doing something cute
No.584985
>>584981
Aradia playing with her hair
No.584986
>>584984
note: nothing strange under this spoiler
it's cool
No.584987
>>584986
i realise that's what someone who wants you to look at fucked up shit would say, so here's another picture that's unspoiled in case you didn't want to at it
No.584988
>>584981
Aradia playing with her pit hair
No.584989
please accept angry racist joey while i put actual effort into other drawings
No.584990
>>584989
i love it
i love joey!
No.584991
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No.584994
>>584993
couldnt hear your wham wtf
No.584995
>tfw your phone camera is filled with pictures of your cat and food
No.584996
the gdq chat is so negative this year.......
No.584997
File: 1452001976967.png (134.09 KB, 860x838, 430:419, she was discovered and sha….png)
okay, i finished this dumb thing
No.584998
No.584999
>>584997
>that filename
oh goooood
No.585000
>booru is an untagged hell
fuck
>>584997
wanna fugg that pearl
No.585001
also can you tell i couldn't remember what hair or outfit pearl had in that scene
No.585002
the fact that sluthair pearl will probably come back as a plot point whenever they fight blue diamond makes me furious
die, you shaggy bitch
No.585003
note to self: draw more sluthair pearl
No.585004
>>584997
you can have my cat as long as you promise to feed him every day
No.585006
are we the last
living souls
No.585007
No.585009
No.585010
what if avatarfagging but with books
that way you're being a huge attention whoring douchebag and sharing books at the same time
>>585009
And let him out when he needs it
No.585013
No.585014
>>585013
me was too, but then me had some chikky-chik!
No.585015
Dreams logged: 1 (75)
Images saved: 27 (5)
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No.585019
remember this vintage meme
No.585021
remember this vintage meme?
No.585022
No.585028
>>585022
its like watching a really worn down bus drifting slowly toward the edge of a cliff
even when youre right there its just this constant notion of 'yeah whatever we probably wont run overboard for like two more days anyway'