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>>585026
hsg will never die
No.585030
im tired bored sleep deprived and lonely
feels bad tbh cant even form coherenete sentences
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>>585030
if you're bored then you're boring :^)
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>>585031
i am aware, the agony and the irony are killing me
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the girl I was snapchatting with had her phone die
what do i do now
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Who the hell puts dark wood paneling/varnish on a nixie clock
No.585041
and kill my miiiiiiiiindddddd
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No.585043
still bored
maybe i'll start a fanquest on here
No.585044
i'd like to do my part to make hsg not so dead but nigga i've got a job
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>>585044
fucking die normie trash
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No.585047
what if the hulk hands toy but instead of hulk hands it's joey legs
No.585049
nothing's tagged
not even the characters in the pics
fuck this i'm not gonna do this shit for 300 pages
No.585050
oh my god
swords are dicks
and that one guy is called the sword of the morning
hahahahahaha
okay back to trying to sleep
No.585051
>(1 posts hidden)
>"i bet it's piss or guro"
>unihide
>non-white characters portrait with white skin and blonde hair
amazing
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>>585045
Go back to eating your mother's rank anus for good boy points.
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>>585053
hey, i earnt those gbp fair and square
bet i have more than you
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>>585055
*pulls on nep's tail*
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No.585058
>he doesn't main perfect cell
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>>585058
>he doesn't main Mr. Popo
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>>585058
P is for Priceless, the look upon your faces
No.585066
when will the dj khaled meme end
No.585067
i thought those were zimmerman shops
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that tumblr, always at the cutting edge of social commentary
No.585071
i had a weird dream last night
it was christmas again and for some reason i was spending it with a family that wasn't mine, but it was kind of cobbled together from people i knew
i had the power to turn back time to the start of the day because dream logic, i guess, but all that happened was i kept messing the day up in new and awful ways and having to go back so i could redo it
like i'd forget to wrap the presents, or i'd forget i had a meeting with somebody, or once i lost the baby between the sofa cushions
it wasn't the best night's sleep i've had
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Oh god, I've missed it. All the hilarity.
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>>585082
Joey's T-Rex arms
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>>585082
Joey's got tons of rhythm!
No.585087
if you want to backread >>575828
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No.585090
resolutions for 2016:
-do drugs
-get dick
No.585091
does someone want a £5 voucher for Charles Tyrwhitt products on Amazon uk?
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>>585090
same but for girl versions of those items
No.585093
i want a big fighting robot friend
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massive blood loss from an anal injury
No.585097
i want a big fighting robot girlfriend
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>>585096
does malachite even have a crotch
No.585100
printing this stuff will be harder than expected
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>>585073
oink oink bootlicker....
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No.585104
>sug thread is at 770 posts after one and a half hours
i'm getting nostalgic
No.585105
AND IT WASN'T QUITE ME
:33 < and it wasn't quite mew
I THINK WE MADE SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW
:33 < i think we made something entirely new
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>>585111
this brings back... le memeories.....
No.585114
>the big conclusion to oath of the gatewatch is Chandra just killing the two omnipotent limitless cthulu gods by lighting them on fire
ok
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>>585114
well it was a very big fire
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oh shit I missed stevie uni
No.585119
i wonder how long cosmo's mental illness has been just below the surface
ever since he's come out as trans he's acting crazy as shit in general
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>>585121
just check sug, you lazy fag
No.585123
part of me wants to join in on the sug fun, but man i just don't have the energy for a new general
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>>585121
mega:///#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw!1l9QADjC
keep a bookmark.
No.585125
Do normies not think it's fucking weird that it's ILLEGAL to deny the holocaust.
Like, lets pretend for a minute that 6 million people were exterminated. Pretending it didn't happen would be a pretty retarded thing to do but why should it be illegal?
If you tried introducing legislation to outlaw moon landing denial, or 9/11 denial, or Titanic denial people would call you a nut case. But holocuast denial is completely accepted as a common sense prohibition.
I don't get their logic, they're fucking weird
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>>585125
>commiefornia
Let it burn
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>>585125
>>585125
they believe it's hate speech
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>>585127
Having a different opinion isn't hate speech
Hate speech shouldn't put you in jail
No.585133
actually you know what now that i think about it the implications of this stevey uni epi were kinda gross
actually you know what now that i think about it the implications of every stevey uni epi are kinda gross
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>>585132
>implying peridot being shitty isn't part of her character
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>>585133
turn your brain off and have some more pizz
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hoo yeah! time for a the pizz! time for the la pizz! time for a the a le the de la pizz! lets go!
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>>585114
They had hedron alignment and then kozilek showed up.
Maybe Emrakul will show up and save their asses and they all jump ship to Innistrad.
If they just have her roast the Titans I'm gonna be upset.
They look different in the art thoguh, that's interesting at the very least.
No.585139
>greg holds up a record by "stella"
>garnet shoves him
ehehe
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>>585138
it just feels like such a massive leap
it took a bunch of planeswalkers and basically an entire planet uniting together to just barely capture ulamog before he destroyed the entire plane
but then chandra shows up and now they kill two titans
it's weak. "then chandra showed up and killed them the end" was not the ending i was expecting here.
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>>585140
go write on an mra forum about it
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>>585140
but anon they used teamwork!!!
Jace found a leyline and then Nissa used it, and then Gideon fought back the spawns
also i didn't fully understand how cohort worked and thought it was ok but no it's bad
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>>585141
this is an mra forum
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>>585144
I remember some mra argument on HSG the day it got banned from 4chan
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>>585143
cohort is very terrible
OGW feels very unbalanced in terms of design quality. i think the oaths are ingenious and great design that will definitely be used going forward with other planeswalkers. but support and cohort are so intrinsically bad that they need hugely powerful implementations to be good, and they're not getting it.
i like surge though. UR surge might be fun when khans finally rotates out in a few months and stops dominating the meta so hard.
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>>585129
No, you see, Hitler personally went to Aww Shit (English translation for Auschwitz) and killed 6,000,000 Jews personally with his high capacity clip assault Luger.
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>>585146
Yea I thought cohort didn't tap the creature itself, so with the new one you could just tap out to make a bunch of zombies.
No it's just bad.
Support is too.
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hitler didn't kill any jews, he actually made even more jews, the camps? cloning centers
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>>585150
it's true, how else do you explain why the jewish population didn't decrease
No.585152
fetchlands just need to gtfo already and stop making 3-4 colors so effortless
although i guess baby jace and gideon are still going to be traipsing around to drive prices up though, fuck
No.585153
hitler literally invented the jewish race, he genetically engineered them by breeding rats with the worst criminals he could find
he sent them back in time to cause devastation in the past so back in the future the world would turn to him to stop them
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>>585152
*shoves you down* shut up, nerd
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>>585152
the only formats i care about are sealed and commander
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>>585156
those are the best, but i would care about standard if it hadn't been the same thing for like an entire year now
No.585160
i'm tired of the FUCKIN RHINO, OK
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>>585160
hey dont talk shit about rhino
No.585164
*sees ur assault rifle*
heh.... nice toy, kid
now die!!!!!!!
*whips out barstool*
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he a good rhino
he dindu nuffin
No.585167
very funny, steven universe
stevey u spoilerz
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the new amplitude is bretty gud
No.585180
everyone laugh at this loser
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>>585180
Hahaha
Imagine being this little gross gnome of a man
Oh my god
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>>585178
for you i'll fuck off
No.585183
this is the worst thing I've ever seen
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>>585183
couldn't they before?
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>>585184
No, I'm pretty sure it was illegal
No.585186
And Bernie Sanders wants to MANDATE (read: Force) mental health counseling
this is bad shit man this is really bad shit
No.585187
I'm not excited for government sanctioned doctors deciding who fits the criteria for "unstable person" man
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>>585188
That's not the same
if you were committed involuntarily to any institution, or declared unfit by a court of law, you can't own a gun
this is "Hey I don't think this guy should own a gun" and they can report you to the feds and that's that
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I'm probably not going to ever seek treatment until this awful piece of unconstitutional bullshit is gone
I don't want to risk it
No.585192
local gun nut not going to get help because he thinks they might take away his guns
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>>585192
I would like to keep my human rights buddy
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>>585194
shit,
that's not the right link
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>>585167
I don't really follow the show closely but
I've always felt so bad for greg
It seems like he got the really shitty end of the stick in a lot of things
>>585183
Man, that's fucking stupid. Now mentally ill people with a tendency for violence probably won't seek help.
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>>585196
>not hurting anyone
>just shot paper
>The NYT basically said we should give up our guns
what's wrong with this again
No.585202
bernie is forcing parents to raise their children gender neutral so that they can decide at age 8.
the future isn't looking as bright anymore...
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>>585198
I'm even more worried about this being abused and nobody having any recourse for getting their rights back
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>>585129
its not opinion its fact
No.585205
this world has gone to shit!
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America Must Be Destroyed
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>>585208
I think that shitty fic someone asked me to make was based off of this image
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>>585210
oh man they actually have a commercial for topkek
this is great
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skype is so shit
im getting 5 notifications from a message i got two days ago and i cant see any of the messages ive gotten since then
this is on 3 different devices on normal skype and web.skype
how do you make something so bloated and still have it fail this hard at doing literally the only thing it should be doing
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>>585212
whats the magic word
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>>585213
be bought by Microsoft
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>minion plush cock assault
I LOVE it!!
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also this card is pretty stupid
No.585219
what an exciting episode of Steven Universe where nothing happened
No.585221
when will activity pick back up
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>>585221
when it is update and hiveswap
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>>585221
maybe when people come back from christmas shit
No.585224
you gotta blog to get off
No.585225
aaron diaz is the proto-numale
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>>585224
dont you guys want to get off with me
No.585227
we're gonna get off together
No.585228
me hungo, but me got too sweepy and slept the whole day away
too late for foodsies.... no..........
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>>585225
after a google image search I don't get how this guy fits the bill
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>>585230
Well I meant the hispanic model guy
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the cuckee becomes the cucker
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>>585232
oh
no i meant dresden cloak dude
seriously just scroll through his twitter for five minutes, he is numale embodied
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>>585206
"But trans people should be aware that well-known faces like Jaden Smith are starting to encroach on our territory. They’re starting to wear the trans uniform without actually stating that they are transgender, and they’re claiming it for themselves under the guise of gender-neutral fashion. All of which begs the question: where does that leave us?"
Wow, what a stupid article. Anyone who calls themselves trans that distills the issue down to clothing is an idiot that either isn't trans, or was so unaffected by HRT (or one of those people that never goes on it) that they think that trans people look like dudes in dresses
No.585238
>you will never spark a brown-bagged man log on hussie's doorstep and ditch that ho
No.585239
http://boards.4chan.org/his/thread/510249#p511348 look at this tripfag responding to the same post twice in one post
amazing
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man i should have actually bothered to download the badge thing a while ago i actually like some of the themes i missed
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>>585239
who gives a fuck? die
No.585243
*strums uke a lil*
periperierpie
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>>585245
>you will never poz this fuccboi up
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amethyst calling peridot peri bothers me a lot for some reason
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>>585245
>muffwe you're gay as fuck desu
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>>585246
he's not that hot tbh he has a weird head and a fucked up ear
id cut myself on that jawline though jfc
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>>585248
bitch you wish you were this gay
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>>585250
i would wish only for a loud messy death in the wake of retributive fire. i would fathom no greater honor or purpose
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>>585249
not hot in the slightest
he looks like her sucks dicks in dirty park bathrooms
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>>585251
consider this: two dicks in your butt... at the same time
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>>585253
consider this: the wet exit gurgle of a mangled body
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>>585252
its okay anon im jelly of those veiny arms too
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>>585252
>he looks like her sucks dicks in dirty park bathrooms
>not hot in the slightest
you fucked that up anon
No.585257
homestuck general more like homestuck gayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
No.585258
is the weed on the show real?
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>>585255
that's like the worst part!!
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i hate fucking katneeeeehps
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>>585254
you're trying too hard anon
im starting to think you like gore for all the wrong reasons
No.585264
katnep must die
even if hsg has to be destroyed to accomplish it
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>>585263
i'm beginning to think what you think about what I think isn't worth SHIT
No.585266
katnep!
katnep!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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this makes me feel anxious
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life is like a
*holds mic out to hsg*
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>>585265
are you just realising that
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chihuahuas are kinda shit dogs but man oh man do they make some good faces
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what happened to the reblog if you wish you were the white twink meme
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>>585279
the white guy actually kinda looks like me except im not white and/or fantasizing about black dick
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>>585281
>>585282
okay im fantasizing about black dick a little
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i got a sweet teal jacket as a belated birthday gift
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im the new namefag give me a retarded gimmick
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>>585288
if it were anyone else i'd post her name
but for you horsie
im just going to call you a shit
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>>585289
you make unoriginal jokes and have no redeeming qualities go
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she used to cuck me on my libphone
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whats the deal with airline food
No.585296
I'm going to do it
I'm going to cosplay
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>>585295
that's your gimmick.
every post has to be a quote from a famous comedian.
No.585301
hiveswap progress update when
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>>585300
horsie do you like actively work at being the biggest piece of shit around
No.585303
isnt that what we all do really
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>>585302
it is a goal of mine, yes
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i make excellent posts, only
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>>585306
that's a typo, you meant to say "excrement posts"
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>runner chokes on a trick for like 10 minutes
>finally gets it
>chokes immediately afterward and softlocks himself
>last checkpoint was before the trick
fuck this
No.585312
why is every imaged linked to a https:// version instead of a http:// one
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well, it's confirmed. ulamog and kozilek really just get lit on fire and die forever and that's the end.
ok i guess.
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>>585315
the fat pack story got leaked I guess?
If that's true it's even worse than all the fuckups Origins brought about.
After BFZ I was hoping they wouldn't fuck up the story more. Now I'm more worried than anything about going back to Innistrad?
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the question mark was not intentional
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>>585316
ye
http://tappedout.net/mtg-forum/lore/spoilers-for-what-happens-in-oath-of-the-gatewatch/
jace goes to innistrad to look for sorin and nahiri so they can help him track down and kill the last titan. i guess by setting it on fire too.
No.585319
Alright.
So three oldwalkers (who were essentially gods), not to mention a really fucking old dragon and vampire, spending thousands of years of planning, research, and development, are only able to imprison the titans for a few thousand years.
Then a few neowalkers show up and a single one of them is enough to kill them flat, just with normal fire magic.
Fuck this gay earth.
No.585320
i dont want to eat but i cant take dhea if i dont eat aaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>585319
I AM OFFICIALLY DIAGNOSING YOU WITH AUTISM
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>>585321
You're late by several years ae.
Also didn't you go on some spiel about shitting on me for being autistic.
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>>585323
time for breakfast boys ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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>>585319
you could make the argument that the original trio just didn't want to kill the titans because ugin made the point that they had no idea how it might affect the multiverse, but i think even following that logic it doesn't really address why this feels so wrong
the eldrazi were supposed to be cosmic-level threats that were so unfathomably powerful that they warped reality by even being present. these things ate entire worlds on the reg. quite possibly the strongest forces in reality.
if it turns out that 4 fairly clueless people could basically hold them down and kill them with regular fire this whole time, it destroys the whole mystique of them. it means pretty much any oldwalker could have easily killed them in the way back when, and they were never any real threat. it retroactively ruins them.
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>>585322
i want to say i didnt realise it was you
but honestly after posting that i realised it couldnt be anyone else
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>>585326
GOD IS FORCE FEEDING ME THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH AUTISM
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>>585325
Yea after the shitshow that was BFZ of "Nissa doing jack fuck" and "Gideon whipping his sural back and forth" I was hoping for Nixils and Kozilek to maybe shake things up but no this is even fucking simpler than the plan to get Ulamog.
"Let's get literally everyone on zendikar to team up and try and hold down Ulamog for a bit so we can trap him and then maybe try and find out what to do"
like
the story of magic is kind of the main way I interact with it, the only thing I ever play that isn't commander is pre-release sealed.
after we leave innistrad we'll wander on over to mirrodin and just faceroll all the phyrexians
maybe Bolas will show up and Liliana can shit on him for bullshit reasons
can't have anyone opposing the power rangers, no sir-e
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>>585331
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No.585334
I was going to go to bed soon but now I can at least go to bed knowing that wotc doesn't give a single shit about the story anymore.
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who do i punch about this
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>>585334
oh my god im sorry but do you not hear yourself
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>>585337
ae I do not and will not ever care about you calling me autistic about anything I say or do and I don't know why you would think anything to the contrary
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>>585338
im weak and my bones are fragile
i dont know if it would cancel out or what
>>585339
im sorry man i dont know
No.585341
I mean I know they've never REALLY cared about the story, the weatherlight saga and them outsourcing all those novels was obvious to that, but I'd feel less down if they didn't pretend they cared about the story.
That "Vorthos" conference they had a bit after Origins was enough, they pretty much said they don't give a single ass about any of the characters and they would (and have) change everything about a character in a heartbeat if they thought it'd give them a larger audience
No.585342
i just get this weird urge to bully you every time you open your mouth
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>>585334
it's weird because they've so clearly refocused on the story and are doubling down how much work they put into it
and the first thing they do is shit all over their own lore by killing the eldrazi in the most silly, simple way possible
surely they must have known how wrong this would feel. i get they wanted some big event to mark the beginning of the gatewatch super team, but man couldn't they have just successfully driven off ulamog and kozilek and saved zendikar accomplished the same feat of heroism?
how can you decide commit so much effort and focus to telling a story and then do something so clearly wrong to anyone who even vaguely understands your lore
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>>585343
because the power rangers can beat anything through the power of friendship (and after they "lose" once to give them courage or something), have you never seen a 2-part monster of the week before? that's what the eldrazi are now
"running in fear" my left fucking nut
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>>585324
horsie you have no way of knowing that he isn't just holding the spoon underneath his dick
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>>585345
it could be photoshopped but you can clearly see the handle coming out of the urethra
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>>585346
at that angle you can't prove anything
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>>585347
open the fullsize picture dude
it's coming out of the urethra
No.585349
haha bsb closely examining a urethra
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just frost my flakes family
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>>585349
I've examined worse
such as your posting
No.585353
help me with my kegel exercises
No.585354
hey do you bethesda will fuck up the elder scrolls like they fucked up fallout
probably
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>>585352
OOOOOOO00000000ooooooooooooooo
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>>585356
little slut that wants his boipushy pounded all day while wearing nepeta clothes
No.585362
A brand new, from scratch, archiving software is being created right now and we hope to have it up within 2 weeks.
No.585363
thats not even as funny as the hussie stuff about homestuck ending in 2013
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>>585363
when it ends up finally finishing in 2017 i'm sure he'll make some comment about "4 years + 2013"
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>>585364
remember that whatpumpkin sale that was 41.3% off as a thank you to fans, but then it turns out that was a clearance sale and they shut down a couple months later.
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blue diamond is the seer of void
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>>585360
I don't know what sexy intelligent person made these but they are excellent~
No.585369
>found the badge arcade rabbit porn
finally, i can rest in peace
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>>585368
it was me, bitch
haha
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you thought it was a decent person but it was actually me, broken spacebar
No.585379
Shouldn't we switch to infinity?
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No.585382
4chan was built on the notion that we are the worst people on the internet. This is why there has been a decline in quality since the development of tribal antagonism towards Tumblr and Reddit. This is why /pol/ is so universally loathed on 4chan: because they represent the cancer that will kill 4chan, the notion that any of us are decent people.
4chan was founded on being the worst place on the internet. Not just /b/'s random shit and gore, or even the rampant pedophilia that, goddamnit, I miss. I remember when 4chan didn't argue about transexuals, it masturbated to it. It masturbated to everything really.
And people would wander in from time to time, and try to make some sort of appeal to the social standards they'd constructed elsewhere, and we'd just masturbate on them until they left.
It was delightfully anarchic, nihilistic, and iconoclastic. It tore things down not because they were wrong, and certainly not because we were right, but because it was there.
4chan was the dregs of the internet, who the world had nothing to offer, who could actually understand and embrace that fact. Your OP post actually is something like the value of 4chan.
The internet is fundamentally absurd. All we can do is embrace that absurdity, and masturbate.
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No.585385
>mfw i didn't study at all today
>>585383
a redditor on /his/
No.585387
i want to kick xlr's dorito shaped head through some goal posts
No.585388
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When the PC police are all about
(Trump!)
Right on
You see this cat Trump is a bad mother
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Trump
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
But no one in the media understands him
Donald Trump 2016
No.585389
it's time you invested in a bottle of poison
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>>585389
it's time you invested in this dick
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>>585390
>it's time you invested in this dick
an example of MICRO-transactions
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No.585395
man, remember when hsg used to get more than 8 posts in 2 hours
No.585396
"Socialism, like the ancient ideas from which it springs, confuses the distinction between government and society. As a result of this, every time we object to a thing being done by government, the socialists conclude that we object to its being done at all. We disapprove of state education. Then the socialists say that we are opposed to any education. We object to a state religion. Then the socialists say that we want no religion at all. We object to a state-enforced equality. Then they say that we are against equality. And so on, and so on. It is as if the socialists were to accuse us of not wanting persons to eat because we do not want the state to raise grain." -Frédéric Bastiat
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Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 9 (9)
No.585399
If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of the organizers are always good? Do not the legislators and their appointed agents also belong to the human race?
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>>585395
Sorry I can't post I'm dead
No.585401
man, remember when HSG was about homestuck?
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AARAGGGJJATRARGJDARAARGHTGGEaratahfarkgaaaararagggjjggggtrraATTAGHHGRERATWTRRASAGHGRYRTSASTHGFRRADTGFFFGRSRTFXTRSRTESRHFARAJRASNSJRAJTAJRAJRAHRARAAFATSTATSHWDBEHDAGAHRAG
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being meguca is suffering
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File: 1452098046094.jpg (624.95 KB, 1208x893, 1208:893, bcead1159a1a2dc89379c91405….jpg)
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No.585411
crtl+WE
ARE THE CRYSTAL GEMS
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>>585409
this reminds me, i haven't browsed 4chan /u/ in a while
i wonder if they lost a lot of traffic to /aco/
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No.585416
There's a cookie recipe in the back of the Fallout manual
I made 4 sheets of them
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No.585418
are they like fallout 4
hugely disappointing
No.585419
I can't really tell you if they're good because that's subjective but I can tell you what I think about them and I think that they are indeed, fairly tasty.
No.585420
I'm going to snarf them while I play Fallout 2 whilst enveloped in my blanket. Toodles.
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>>585409
That's some really bad art
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>>585423
this but unironically
No.585425
File: 1452101603678.png (627.51 KB, 1280x906, 640:453, e93f2cc0e926758e98a75ab371….png)
>>585423
not even close baby
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>>585425
posting worse stuff doesn't make it less bad
No.585427
>>585425
This has some real good shading
No.585428
azula/ty lee should be canon
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>>585426
this stuff's been getting better and better though
No.585431
>>585429
i love you, eggjoey
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>>585438
Vriska playing Uno
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>>585438
Vriska playing Ocho.
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>>585438
sluthair pearl dancing
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>>585441
awaken, my masters
No.585446
>>585444
>sluthair pearl
What
No.585447
>>585446
y'know, blue diamond's pearl from the answer
No.585448
>>585447
>blue diamond's pearl from the answer
??????????
No.585449
>>585447
fucking shut the fuck up
No.585450
>>585448
uuuurgh, way to make me go find a picture for you
like seriously, it was pretty obvious who i was talking about
No.585452
Homestuck. Remember that? Me neither. Um, ha ha, just kidding, it's all I think about ever.
No.585453
>>585452
>homestuck went to shit when act 6 started and skyrim came out
Coincidence??? You'd be a fucking sheep to think so.
No.585454
>wandering around in a videogame
>click on a bench in a jail cell through a crack in the wall
>character warps through the wall and sits down on the bench
>unable to pick the cell door's lock
>character is now trapped
No.585455
>>585452
i've got to give him credit for so consistently acting like a coy douchebag, even while his big claim to fame is going up in flames.
No.585456
>>585455
I just still can't believe this stupid comic is still not over and it's 2016. How am I even supposed to give a fuck when my freshest memories are "john uses 'meta powers' to rewrite the comic and also here's a bunch of fucking calliope"
No.585458
>>585457
you should, it's the best show on tv right now
No.585460
>>585458
looks like somebody doesn't watch the weather channel
No.585462
>>585458
pretend i posted a smug anime girl pic
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>>585463
me yesterday except it was at night
No.585467
please kill the animals uwu
No.585469
>>585468
Does anyone even care about this show since Meloni left
No.585471
>>585469
i think people care more about Olivia than Stabler
No.585472
Is it just me or is HSG abnormally slow right now
No.585473
>>585472
it's because of the winter holidays
probably
maybe
i'm not entirely sure
No.585474
no, it's exactly as slow as it tends to be these days
No.585477
>>585474
remember when we shitposted at 66 mph about the eri corps, tumblr hos and horse cocks?
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>>585475
>>585476
Please no spamming
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>>585479
suck my cock dude
No.585481
im not reading any of those lol
No.585482
>>585477
yeah...
remember vriska morality discussions
No.585483
>>585482
bow fucking howdy that shit carried on earnestly for hours
I miss Kanayaposting
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>>585483
here let me bring back the experience in full for you one last time
Suck My Cock Dude
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No.585491
i have pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years
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No.585493
It Is The Morning Of A New Day In The Post Kanaya World
You Are Awoken By The Faint Light Pouring Through Your Boarded Up Windows Though In Truth You Have Slept Little
What Supplies You Were Able To Forage During Your Last Expedition Ran Out Two Days Ago And The Hunger Has Finally Forced Your To Risk Another
However This Will Be No Easy Feat
Food Has Grown Increasingly Scarce And The Kanaya Prowl The Ruins In Greater Numbers Than Ever Before Converging Upon Anybody Unlucky Enough To Be Discovered And Bearing Them Off To An Unknown Fate
Nevertheless You Must Gather Your Wits And Step Out Through Your Front Door To Confront These Monsters
Where Will You Seek Badly Needed Sutenance
No.585494
>>585473
>>585472
all the namefags/tripfags chased out most of the anons with their drama, and then the namefags & tripfags all left
hsg is a dying breed, lads
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>>585493
I Journey To The Kentucky Fried Chicken That Was Ransacked By Those Seeking One Last Taste Of The Colonels Eleven Secret Herbs And Spices Before The Kanaya Spread To Them
No.585496
>>585493
i remember this from like years ago
No.585497
>>585495
This Fortress Of Hot Chicken Products Was Your Salvation Many Times Before The Kanaya Arrived And May Well Prove To Be So Again
You Set Off In The Direction Of The Ancient Restaurant District Sticking To Those Streets Which Afford You Sufficient Cover
To Be Caught In The Open When The Kanaya Swarm Would Be Your End Without A Doubt
Coming To A Crossroads You Realize That Your Memory Has Begun To Fail You And You No Longer Remember Which Way To Proceed
To Your Left Tower Several Large Buildings Which Have Endured The Years Since Total Social Collapse With Surprising Resilience
To Your Right Are Many Smaller Buildings In Far Worse Condition And A Number Of Abandoned Vehicles
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>>585497
I Make My Way To The Right And Investigate The Abandoned Vehicles In Order From Largest To Smallest In The Hopes Of Finding One That Still Works
No.585500
>>585499
You Set To Your Task With Little Optimism And Are Soon Proven Right
Though All Of These Machines Have Been Untouched By Human Hands For Years The Kanaya Often Treat Them As Playthings And Have Dismantled Most Of The Inner Workings Leaving Behind Only A Green Tint And A lingering Acrid Smell
In Any Case You Expect The Sound Of An Active Car Would Alert The Kanaya To Your Presence In Moments
Secrecy Must Take Precedence Over Speed
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>>585500
I Peruse The Surrounding Vehicles And Rubble For Any Tools I Can Use Such As A Weapon Or Supplies
No.585502
Who do keep switching between second and first person
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>>585501
Through Your Efforts You Are Able To Gather Several Items Of Use Including Three Chocolate Bars A Teddy Bear And A Cricket Bat
The Chocolate Bars Will Restore A Meager Amount Of Health When Consumed
The Bear Will Serve To Calm Your Worn Nerves And Prevent Panic In The Face Of The Chartreuse Scourge
Though Largely Ineffective Against The Foes You Expect The Bat May Come In Handy In Surprising Ways
However Most Lucky Of All Is An Old Sat Nav Which Despite Having Run Out Of Battery Long Ago Will Charge Itself Now You Have Exposed It To The Suns Rays
It Will Be Usable In 30 Minutes But You Dare Not Linger So Long
No.585506
>>585504
I Return To The Fork In The Road And Travel Back To The Left Path Instead Clutching The Bear Tightly As I Travel For Comfort And Warmth
No.585508
my back eff*ng hurts.....
No.585509
>Year of the Monkey
if Ape Escape 4 gets announced i will shit my pants
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>>585509
advance wars 3DS when...
No.585511
tfw your favorite series is dead forever
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>>585497
this is shit tier irony
No.585513
fuck i hate nintendo's servers THEYRE SO FUCKING SLOW
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No.585515
someone fix my back... please.... it hoiwts!
No.585516
my game of the year 2015 was mario paper jam
imho
(not counting nuclear throne because it was early access)
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>>585514
i remember when i was anon like you
No.585518
>>585517
you used to be anon like him until u took an arrow to the knee
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>>585518
yes.... i hate niggers, and sjws who dont like mlp futa
thats why i named myself niggerclit
nigger is a constant reminder of the degenerate status of the black rade, and clit is the organ where the futanari horsecock grows
No.585520
goty 2015 ended up being bloodborne for me
it came out in march so i expected something to come along in those 9 months and trump it but no, it was too epic
No.585521
I woke up thinking that i wouldn't have to deal with niggers or jews, i was wrong. I'm at work not telling my nigger slave what a useless sack of unmade jello they are and that she should go back to her breeding nest in the sewers.
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>>585506
You Retrace Your Steps Only To Come To A Sudden Halt As You Discover Several Long Gouges In The Road That Were Not Present Last Time
A Pack Of Kanaya Passed Through Here And Very Recently
Despite The Firm Grip You Maintain On The Bear Your Heart Begins To Race
Nevertheless You Forge Onward In Search Of Food
Your Travels Take You Past An Abandoned Gas Station Behind Which You Hear The Sounds Of Rustling And Occasional Clinks As Of Metal Hitting Metal
Will You Examine The Source
No.585525
only 2015 releases i played were xenoblade x (sjw and shit compared to the first) and mystery dungeon
was smUsh a 2015 release?
No.585526
It's comforting to know Hiveswap will be GOTY 2016
No.585527
i dont have a goty 2015 because i'm pretty sure i havent played a single game released in 2015
except for Undertale but fuck it that's not a goty
No.585528
The only good game that came out this year was Splatoon
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No.585530
the fucking cup thought he could get away from me, he was dead fuckin wrong. i ran towards him screaming cup slurs and wondering what would happen if i just stopped and went home, but it was too late for that. i caught him eventually, "STOP, I HAVE SO MANY BEVERAGES TO HOLD INSIDE MYSELF", I poured some acid into him to take one of them away.
No.585531
>>585522
its a good game tho
No.585532
yes /b/, raiding a dead board is a good idea
No.585535
>>585533
thanks man, just getting in the game, any tips or tricks to make my shitposts more lickable?
No.585536
>>585535
drink more coffee
listen to edguy
No.585537
>>585524
I Ready My Bat And Cautiously Investigate The Origin Of The Sounds
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>>585536
WHO THE FUCK IS "EDGUY", AND WHY DO YOU KEEP MENTIONING HIM YOU SACK OF RAT EGG INFESTED WHOLE MEAT PIZZAS?
No.585539
fuck forgot my wii u gamepad charger
oh well.....
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File: 1452119106838.jpg (Spoiler Image, 31.16 KB, 250x333, 250:333, 59b3db411e68f5470a98464f44….jpg)
 | Rolled 7, 16, 12, 13, 1, 6, 2, 12, 7, 18, 20, 19, 6, 6, 9, 13, 13, 1, 12, 17 + 20 = 230 (20d20) |
>>585539
WE ALREADY KNOW THIS YOU DUMBASS, GO BACK TO THE POOL.
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| Rolled 6, 9, 20, 17, 6, 9, 8, 13, 5, 1, 7, 3, 9, 15, 7, 6, 17, 8, 18, 15 + 20 = 219 (20d20) |
>>585540
YOU REALLY DO HAVE SHIT TASTE IN MUSIC, HUH?
No.585543
>>585541
are we being raided
No.585544
i command my back to stop hurting
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>>585542
dude... you listen to noisecore and death metal or some shit
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| Rolled 1, 5, 4, 4, 6, 3, 4, 6, 3, 7, 3, 5, 3 + 2 = 56 (13d7) |
>>585543
BY OURSELVES.
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>>585546
>>585545
ok but for real
who are you
No.585548
>>585546
thats not possible
thats like trying to anally rape yourselr
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| Rolled 2, 3, 4, 1, 6, 6, 1, 5, 7, 5, 4, 4, 6 + 2 = 56 (13d7) |
>>585545
I LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD, THAT'S IT, NOTHING ELSE.
No.585550
>>585537
Rounding The Corner You Are Surprised To Discover Another Human Being
Your Joy Is Tempered By The Fact That He Is Attempting To Sharpen The Edge Of A Long Shard Of Metal
Furthermore He Appears Badly Shaken And Is Looking About Himself Wildly
You Could Go About Approaching Him In A Number Of Ways Or Forgo The Risk Altogether
No.585552
>>585549
well you used to listen to some retarded shit man
edguy is good
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| Rolled 6, 6, 6, 7, 3, 5, 2, 2, 5, 7, 6, 7, 7 + 2 = 71 (13d7) |
>>585548
DUDE, DILDOS.
No.585555
| Rolled 5, 5, 1, 4, 7, 5, 1, 4, 1, 1, 2, 4, 4 + 2 = 46 (13d7) |
>>585552
FUCK YOUR EDGOY YOU RETARDED SACK OF JELLO.
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| Rolled 4, 1, 5, 3, 6, 1, 6, 7, 6, 6, 7, 1, 3 + 2 = 58 (13d7) |
>>585551
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE FAKE GUNS THAT HAS A FLAG WITH "BANG", ON IT.
No.585558
tfw playint 3DSmash online
>im toon link
>two reg links
>one cloud
>win just by using smash attacks
No.585559
poopydot = literal shit tier
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| Rolled 4, 7, 5, 3, 7, 6, 4, 5, 7, 4, 1, 2, 5 + 2 = 62 (13d7) |
>>585558
SMASH MOUTH?
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>>585553
dildos isnt rape you shit
youre not anally raping your mom if you use a dildo
thate retarded
No.585562
>>585560
no you retarded pcissy
pcick
pcuck
hmmmm
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| Rolled 6, 3, 1, 2, 4, 1, 3, 1, 1, 3, 2, 1, 7 + 2 = 37 (13d7) |
>>585561
i have reached another plain of existence, one where your shit opinions and horrid waifus cannot reach me, i am something other than a simple shitposter, i am the end of an era.
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>>585563
fuck you man
serina is GOD TIER
No.585565
| Rolled 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 1, 3, 2, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4 + 2 = 55 (13d7) |
>>585564
too bad my plain denies my from knowing who that is.
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No.585567
tbh this is retarded and i am retarded
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>>585568
please end this madness
No.585570
fuuuuuuck i just remembered stevey uni started like 8 minutes ago
dammit i'll have to watch it all after the fact and blog about it then
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| Rolled 2, 5, 2, 6, 3, 2, 3, 7, 7, 7, 5, 4, 1 + 2 = 56 (13d7) |
>>585566
i use mods for skyrim
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>>585569
it was dead before i came here anyway
No.585574
waifus are the true reality
No.585575
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| Rolled 6, 6, 7, 2, 5, 3, 1, 3, 2, 7, 7, 2, 7 + 2 = 60 (13d7) |
>>585574
the only "true", reality is death.
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>>585570
shit
dammit
i missed it too
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>>585554
>Steven Universe
who is this where's grant
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| Rolled 7, 7, 1, 3, 5, 5, 6, 7, 1, 2, 1, 4, 3 + 2 = 54 (13d7) |
>>585578
THIS IS SPARTA
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No.585581
1 min ban as warning?
>>585577
There's been an anon posting with dogface flag for a while now
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>>585578
what makes these guys posting at each other spam and not wesley posts or stuff like boniface
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>>585570
steven underweae is below homosuck tier
fuck off and die
No.585585
>>585575
dude... remember when you were high and saying mountain was the ultimste game or something
that was hilarious
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>>585583
wesley posting is spam
boniface is posted like one time per thread
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>>585584
and homocuck is already a dead child who's tier is far below shit or anything else that can come out of the ass.
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>>585583
it floods the whole thread
wesley only did that once
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| Rolled 6, 1, 5 = 12 (3d7) |
>>585585
IT IS THE ULTIMATE GAME YOU FUCKINGF CUNT SONT INSUKT MAOTUNIN OR ILL FUCK YIYR DEAD CARCASS
No.585590
lately every time I wonder to myself, "Is HSG better than doing nothing right now?" the answer is no
No.585591
did the /b/tard call more /b/tards here or what
No.585592
>>585550
I Make Tentative Conversation Though I Maintain A Healthy Distance From This Clearly Deranged Individual
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>>585591
its 2 guys talking to each other
scroll past it or filter it i literally cannot see why people are getting so mad about it
No.585594
>>585591
what's a /b/tard?
No.585595
>>585593
is asking a question being mad?
I'm not even reading their posts I just think they're retarded
No.585596
how dare those two people talking interrupt the very involved and active thread we were all having....
No.585597
>>585594
>>>whats a /b/tard
fuck....
>>585589
man.... its shit...
like you c:
No.585598
>>585594
are you from tumblr
No.585599
>>585594
dude quick screenshot your blog
its still hilarious right
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>>585595
how can you think we're retarded if you aren't even reading our posts? We're being retards, but you have no place to say so if you aren't going to read the fuckin shit
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>>585600
the world would end
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>>585595
i didnt mean you
i mean like, in general people get overly upset
but people constantly harass me with "tips" on how to run the board and then when i tell them to drink the turds out my butthole and fuck off bossing me around they go "bro its just opinions lol chill bro lol" which gives me a short temper for dealing with backseat moderating
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>>585606
SCREENSHOT YOUR FUCKING BLOG
No.585608
>>585606
where do you come from
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>>585607
why?
>>585608
the plain of non shit waifus and bad opinions
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>>585609
You fucked up saving that image
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>>585609
SCREENSHOT YOUR FUCKING BLOG OR ILL MAKE YOU DRINK HORSE SEMEN OUT OF MY ASSHOLE
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>>585611
you fucked up thinking i care
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>>585614
You care enough to reply to my post
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| Rolled 6, 2, 1 = 9 (3d8) |
>>585612
mate, "reeeeeeee", is dead and you look an idiot saying it.
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| Rolled 8, 4, 8 = 20 (3d8) |
>>585617
got me there
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>>585615
it already died anon
we're simply laying in the grave next to it waiting for it to get cold
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File: 1452121128460.jpg (212.41 KB, 1920x1080, 16:9, tumblr_nue2xg1VWu1tbgnn1o1….jpg)
| Rolled 7, 2, 3 = 12 (3d8) |
here's that screen shot, cuck
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>>585622
dude....
what the fuck did you do
it used to be eye cancer
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| Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d8) |
>>585624
i can get that again, hold on
No.585627
stevey uni was GOOOD TONIGHT
also
LAPIDOT
No.585629
>>585618
youre bad enough for liquidnpower to look eown on
you should be SAD
No.585630
was a good uni, need another soony
it's all building toward something big
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| Rolled 5, 2, 4 = 11 (3d8) |
>>585629
i am liquid power you jello shot
No.585632
>>585630
>there are people who like homestucj here
>there are people who like steven universe here
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>>585632
me no like stevey uni
me love stevey uni!
No.585636
the song in this stevey was fuckin catchy as shit
No.585637
>>585630
what the heck was that floating orb thing I wonder
maybe had to do with the meteor thing from house guest?
fuck there's so much on the go
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>>585434
this artist was great
i remember requesting two futa pics from him/her in like 2012
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>>585636
it was so short but it's honestly one of my favorites now
like for a character as weird as peridot they actually managed to pull that off really well and in-character. I've been listening to it a bunch today tbh
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>>585637
yeah that was weird
i feel like peri is gonna use the diamond thingy she pocketed to contact yellow diamond, who will then show up
my prediction is that YD is going to end up having her ship destroyed and will reside on the moonbase with her minion peri as a recurring villain. maybe that floaty orb thing will be a plot point for that in the future.
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>>585638
fuck off, no
No.585644
fuck why is /homo/suck retarded
steven undercucks are worse than weebs
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>>585643
man i wish you didnt have shit taste
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>>585646
this but with you
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>>585644
washed up /b/yards are worse than all of them combined
No.585650
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i made my theme again
No.585651
>>585644
who are you and why are you bein a fag
No.585652
tfw no clancy brown voice
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>>585646
pink floyd is the best band ever
No.585654
>>585650
before it had nigger gifs everwhere tho.....
also explain to me how you can justify wanting to deep throat my 2" shrimp penis
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>585656
want to talk about mlp futa
im very knowledgeable
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>>585654
shut the hell up before i throw you in a pool of raidoactive jello you door knob loving sack of sewer
No.585659
welcome to the Amerishit time
No.585660
>>585658
is that your dick with a smiley face on it
it looks small.....
are you subhuman
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>>585660
no and no
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>>585661
man
when are you going to get a wii u
i want to anally impregnate you w/ toon link
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>>585666
i have my ds, not getting a wiiu
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>>585663
would you anally rape this gay jew
No.585669
the fuck am i comin back to this sporky ass bullshit here
No.585670
>>585667
3ds is shit
>3DSmash has tiny stages
>tiny characters
>can't anally impregnate bayonetta
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>>585669
what
>>585668
i'd annally rape anyone anytime
No.585672
>>585669
just some cuccbois, no biggie
No.585673
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>585672
>cuccbois
>>/tumblr/
No.585674
>>585670
i have hawk vision, unlike you shrimp dick
No.585675
bring back vfan bring back wonk anybody but these guys
No.585676
>>585674
eh man
3DSmash is so fuckingnboring
SmUsh id great
No.585677
>>585672
i'm not quite sure what a "cuccboi", is but i'm gonna assume it's like boipussy and that you jerk off to both
No.585678
>>585675
this but unironically
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>>585676
yeah, i dont know, its different in a weird way
i could be playing the exact same match on both systems and the wiiu one would be way more fun
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No.585681
>the part where garnet picks up peri threateningly and growls "you. listen to me. now."
>the lipsynching doesn't match those words at all
i wonder if it's just an animation fuck up, or if she originally threatened her more explicitly and they had to censor it
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>>585679
yeah i got completely bored after 35 hours, and i only got that many because it was like my fourth game for the 3ds
half the stages are shit, characters are tiny, and even on n3ds the pressure pad thing sucks for smashes
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>>585679
Maybe because you'd be playing it with me?
No.585691
peridot would later shove the crystal up her butt
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No.585693
>Peridot redemption arc back to square one
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>inevitable peridot face heel turn
damn
No.585696
New thread when, 8chan is starting to shit itself for me
No.585697
>inevitable peridot face heel turn
damn
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No.585717
>new namefag named "niggerclit"
I approve
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No.585748
turn-based steven universe post
No.585800
Napoleon 1:
>Military genius born into a poor family in a French colony who made himself emperor of one of the most powerful countries on the planet, literally has never been done before or since.
>Built schools, national banks, dug canals, universities and museums as well as libraries
>Introduced the code of laws to most of europe, ending serfdom and feudalism in the continent
>One of the greatest military commanders in human history
>Completely changed the world, revolutionised military tactic and logistics
>It took the whole world uniting against him to even stand a chance at defeating him
>Unequivocally loved by everyone in France.
>One of the most heroic and tragic figures in human history
>Continued efforts to this day to install a Bonapartist Emperor onto the throne of France
Napoleon 3:
>"Lol I'm related to Napoleon, I should rule France"
>"Lol I rigged the elections and made myself Emperor lol"
>Elected because everyone loved his uncle so much
>Complete fucking disaster in French-Mexican war
>Complete disaster in Vietnamiese colonisation
>Complete fucking incompetence in the Crimean War, let's defend a bunch of mudshits and fight christians
>Lol did I tell you who my uncle was?
>Completely blown the fuck out, manipulated and raped by Bismarck like a fucking child
>Disliked by everyone, had to stop several riots and rebellions in his time
>The second he lost the Franco-Prussian War, his cabinet overthrew him and declared a republic.
>Remembered for his gross incompetence
>Built an extremely inefficient railroad system that cost billions to rework
>Spent the entire French budget on remodelling Paris instead of upgrading his military
No.585801
*puks b/c evry1 else pukings*