No.586292
mother, father, gemtleman
ye olde: >>585698
No.586294
>email the interviewer my code sample
>no response
no i don't wanna be trapped on this sinking garbage barge
No.586295
does anyone have this pic but its rei and asuka
No.586299
No.586301
when did the "dump 5 meme images at once" thing begin
No.586302
>>586299
i bet you main pyro
No.586304
HOLY SHIT PERIDOT SHOT PEARL
WITH A GUN
No.586306
>>586304
YD is ugly as fuck
No.586308
>Today, we have confirmed that, yes, Ramsey and his onscreen wife, The Walking Dead's Audrey Marie Anderson, are headed to The Flash for a one-episode crossover. The story will take place in the upcoming, fifteenth episode of The Flash.
>"The Diggles arrive in Central City to help Barry take on King Shark who has escaped from ARGUS and is hellbent on completing his mission of destroying The Flash," showrunner Andrew Kreisberg told ComicBook.com.
No.586310
can they add peri to the op now
No.586311
yellow diamond is really fucking epic
i like her la roux hair also
No.586312
No.586313
i want yellow diamond to vore me
No.586314
>>586310
once lapis and jasper are ready to join too
No.586316
No.586317
>>586314
Jasper is irredeemable though.
No.586320
>>586318
where is... le me...
No.586321
>>586318
i really really hate revs face at the "looking down as his phone" angle
No.586323
No.586324
>>586321
it's epic...
>>586322
thank you
No.586326
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>>586329
itold you to go to bed, nigger
No.586334
>>586333
I wanted to be the first one, even though I don't care about SU
Good night bby go to bed soon
No.586335
>>586317
that's what they said about peridot
and look where we're at
No.586336
this was literally everything i wanted but more
No.586338
where le fug mcwug is the mega mcwega
No.586339
>>586337
normally i would get mad but peri officially being a crystal gem makes me too happy
No.586342
i want to fuck yellow pearl
No.586345
so which crystal gem will they kill off to make space for peri
No.586346
>>586298
Scouts are the best class to play as
this is fact
No.586347
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No.586352
>want mega
>can't go to sug without getting spoilers
unepic...
No.586353
>>586352
just ctrl f and get out you dingus....
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No.586356
>>586355
you're welcome
i love you
No.586357
No.586358
do you think i'll have to comission the yellow diamond vore art myself or should i wait
No.586359
>>586358
you'll have to do it yourself
No.586361
>>586358
peri is small enough to be swallowed by her
No.586362
can gem stomachs shatter gems
No.586363
No.586364
No.586365
take him to...
THE VORE DOOR
No.586368
>mfw Peri calls YD a clod
No.586369
>"not all pearls know each other"
microaggressions against gems?!?!?
No.586370
*pops your fusion cherry*
No.586371
>>586368
i'm really glad this is marked as a fake card
wouldn't want to throw this down at the lunch tables like a doofus!
No.586374
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>>586373
what if condy encountered the gem empire
No.586377
what an excellent epi of the stevey uni! wow!
No.586378
Yeah the last few have actually been pretty good
No.586379
i can't believe the events that took place!
i simply cannot believe that peri did the thing!
wowie zowie!
No.586380
now all that's left is the inevitable jaspdemption
No.586381
>>586378
shut the fuck up ben
No.586382
jasper is either gonna be shattered or bubbled
No.586383
>>586381
You thought it was ben
But it was me! ADONIS!
No.586385
jasper is either gonna be redeemed and become a main character or be redeemed and become THE main character
No.586387
>>586383
shut the fuck up nigger
No.586388
stevie pooniverse spoiler
peri calling yellow diamond and calling her a clod reminds me of rubilax doing basically the same thing to rushu
No.586390
>they made stevey uni funko figurines
>they immediately got bought out by scalpers and now they're all expensive as fuck
die
No.586391
>coffee tastes like actual shit
>keep drinking
No.586392
can't wait for the porn of her fucking blue diamond's pearl
No.586393
>>586392
she looks like she's from whoville
No.586394
>>586392
I loved her fucking voice it was so funny
No.586395
No.586396
I wonder if it's a normal trait for yellow diamond gems to have those weird M-shaped lips
No.586397
>>586396
is ben a yellow diamond gem
:}
No.586398
Is there anything as good as JJBA?
NO
No.586399
>>586397
I'd post that doodle of ben's face but sadly it's already been posted in this thread
No.586400
>>586399
What doodle there are only pictures of ben in this thread
No.586401
No.586403
>>586401
>photo of ben
>photo of wes
>photo of rev
????
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No.586406
No.586407
i made my little sister cry because i called her ratchet
No.586408
>>586406
my kidney stone from the future
No.586409
>>586407
You have a little sister how old is she post pics of her feet
No.586410
No.586411
>>586409
she's 12 or 13 and i don't have like any pictures of her
No.586412
>>586411
dam..... to old....
No.586413
Nephrolith, the Agonizing, was formed from a kidney stone in a prehistoric human and s the most intelligent of the Body Gems, making her the de facto leader of the team. Her cunning and aggression makes her a formidable foe to face. She prefers to fight at a distance, shooting crystalline projectiles at her opponent to wear them down. Then moves in close for the kill.
No.586414
No.586415
>>586413
>that's a she
dang....
No.586416
>>586413
did this guy make a corpolite
No.586417
>>586415
i think it's just because gems are "female" by default
No.586418
>break and decide to buy the garnet pop figure for 35 fucking dollars
>someone else bought them all out
DIE
DIE DIE DIE
No.586419
>>586418
Thank that person that figure looked like it cost 8$ to make
No.586420
>>586418
Since when are pop figures fucking $35
Them being $20 was pushing it rather hard already.
No.586421
I think glub drew a coprolite but I don't remember what it looked like
No.586423
>>586420
they msrp'd at $15 but scalpers bought them all out immediately and repriced them for $35
and now more scalpers bought all THOSE out
>>586419
DIE!!!!!!
No.586425
why would you buy funko pops they're shit
No.586426
No.586427
>>586425
i got them for essentially free so
No.586428
35 dollars man?
seriously?
No.586431
>>586429
is that supposed to be an accomplishment
No.586433
No.586434
>>586433
She looks like a retarded duck
>>586431
Homestuck... is...cool...
No.586435
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No.586437
>cool star wars figures for around 20 bucks
>bad steven universe figs for over thirty
suffering
No.586438
remember those awful mspa vinyls
No.586439
>>586438
I almost forgot
LOL
No.586440
>>586436
No I don't have le nigger lips as a principle but they're so small and her head is so wide it's like
[o8^(|)
No.586441
Q: What do you call the Yellow Diamond/Peridot ship?
A: Diarrhea
No.586442
>>586441
when amethyst decided to epicly burn peri, i was hoping so much that she'd go with "poopydot"
"perisnot" was ok tho
No.586443
>>586442
>when amethyst decided to epicly burn peri, i was hoping so much that she'd go with "poopydot"
you're not truhsg if you weren't
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No.586447
imagine: the steven universe writer's room, the staff throwing around peridot burns and seeing what sticks. someone says "poopydot", and everyone stops. the word hangs in the air, and sugar quietly says, "i don't think the world's ready for that"
No.586448
No.586449
wesley breaking into CN studio and disguising himself as Sugar specifically to keep "poopydot" out of the script
No.586450
No.586451
what if in an alternate timeline amethyst actually said "poopydot"
wes was so outraged that he built a timeline and came back to >>586449 which resulted in our current reality
No.586452
defend the honour of your poopy waifu at all cost!
No.586453
Yellow Diamond's long, long neck.
No.586455
Seriously though, is there any videogame character that can beat Karna?
And I’m not just talking about charioteer lance wielding son of the Sun God Karna. And I’m not just talking about Karna capable of using all 15 Shastra’s, including Daarma Paasha, Naga Paasha, and Kaala Paasha. Hell, I’m not even talking about Karna after inheriting Vijiya’s Bow (Guaranteeing victory for the holder no matter what circumstance) from Lord Parashurama after training for years to become the greatest warrior and obtaining Brahmanda Astra (Which alone has the power to destroy our entire solar system). I’m talking about Suryalok abiding Karna barring all curses capable of using all Upasamhaara Astras including but not limited too Satyavanta, Satyakeerti, Dhristha, Rabhasa, Pratihaaratara, Paraanmuka, Avaanmukha, Dashaaksha, Shatavaktra, Dashasheersha, Shatodara, Padmanaabha, Mahaanaabha, Jyotisha, Vinidra, Daitya, Pramadhana, Suchibaahu, Mahaabaahu, Saarchirmaali, Dhritimaali, Vrittiman, Ruchira, Pitrya, Ssaumansa, and also thus Vidhoota, Makara, Karaveerakara, Dhana, Dhaanya, Kaamaroopa, Kaamaruchira, Moha, Aavarana, and thus Jrimbhaka, Sarvanaabha, Varana, wielding the Vasavi Shakti (Capable of killing even Gods with one stab), firing off every single Astra (Even Naga-Astra which delivers deadly poison upon impact), and receiving blessings from Bh?mi, Agni, Varuna, Vayu, Surya, and Indra. I’m talking about Messiah Karna that has Mohini Astra as well which is capable of negating all magic and Maheshwarasta which can reduce even celestial beings to ashes; wielding multipurpose astras, which naturally includes Andhatamisr, Mahatarany, Chakshushmat, Shaktinash, Vishvavasumah, Antak, Mriitunjay, Sarvasmritinashan and Sarvasmitidharan, Bhay, Ahbayankaraaindr, Maharog, Namatraym, Ayurnash, Kalasamkarchan, Mahasur, Muladurg, Muk, Mahavagvidiny, Vedataskar, Hiranyaksh, Mahavarah, Hiranyakaship, Urganrisimh, Balindr,, Vasudev, Sankarshan, Pradyumn, Kalyastra and Kalkyastra, Mahamoh and Shambhav Astras.
No.586456
No.586457
i really do genuinely miss PoM
No.586458
>>586457
his meltdowns were funny
No.586459
No.586460
>>586451
what if he went mad with power and started to create more timelines each time someone says poopydot
No.586462
There used to be a lit with all the songs that each music team member had made, anyone have it.
I'm trying to remember what nick made.
No.586463
For someone who supposedly went to an Ivy League school, Egg sure is fucking stupid
No.586464
>>586462
you mean the credits on mspa?
No.586465
>>586463
fuck off terezi/sako/faggot
No.586466
>>586465
I'm not wrong my man
Egg is dumb as shit
No.586467
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No.586469
>>586468
epic counterargument my friend
No.586471
>>586469
Egg is stuck in her fucking echo chamber, and refuses to think critically about the candidate she is supporting, denies anything that puts him in a bad light, and when confronted with any evidence sticks her head in the sand
she's fucking retarded and probably doesn't actually have an ivy league degree
No.586472
>ivy league education
>to work behind a bar counter
No.586473
>>586470
>unlimited, unmonitored television and internet use
>inappropriate humor
>poor coping skills
isn't like almost every teenager
No.586474
No.586475
>>586474
I can vote in this election poopyboy
I'll be 18
No.586476
trips and memes and cucks and mirth
and hsg on the planet earth
whoa-oh
No.586477
>>586472
She got fired from the bar job too
isn't that great
No.586478
>>586471
you're the same thing too...
No.586479
>>586470
No
Potentially?
No
No
Perhaps
Oh, fuck yes~
Yes
Yes
Final verdict: Not a normie
No.586480
She supposedly worked really hard to get into this unnamed ivy league school, can't get any job, and is complaining that it's the governments fault she made such poor life decisions
No.586484
>>586464
That only showed the pieces that got into the comic.
There's hundreds more things on bandcamp.
No.586485
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No.586487
>tfw you can't think of giant women without thinking about little mouse
No.586488
i dont like it when they fuse
No.586489
all i wanna do
is see you turn into
No.586490
No.586491
i regret it
but i would do it all again, for her
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No.586498
ah so they dropped a 'you can't convince everybody' speech, but still pulled it off
that says to me that the next encounter will be someone who can't be convinced
No.586499
No.586500
>>586498
I hope it's Jasper, maybe she'll get broken then we can have one less waifu shitposting group.
No.586501
No.586502
>>586500
i'm thinking jasper for sure
maybe malachite, and then jasper will still be 'redeemed' but i think she's too established as a monster for anyone, even steven, to think she can be talked down
No.586503
the jaspdemption will be televised
No.586505
>>586502
If you broke a gem while they were in a fusion, would it hurt the other gem?
No.586506
No.586507
>>586505
I wonder. Probably not?
No.586508
ben and wesley
sittin in a tree
No.586510
No.586511
Hey it's me Sako
Stop disagreeing with me!! You're stupid omg!
Let's talk about GUNS lmao
No.586512
>>586508
replace ben with peri
No.586513
>>586477
I quit. I didn't get fired, they were giving me half the hours at half the pay promised. Stop making shit up
No.586514
>>586512
and wesley with joey
No.586515
*wesley puts green pointy wig on ben*
ben: <| :}
wes: "you're beautiful"
No.586517
>>586516
you look nothing like joey we all know you're ugly now
No.586518
>>586517
he looks like the wesley i know irl except wes has a huge baby face
No.586520
>>586519
i wish i could go back in time and prevent this picture from existing
probably the worst selfie i ever made
No.586521
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No.586525
you know you're sick when you have a dream with poopydot...
No.586528
>>586526
>people get off to this
No.586529
>>586527
>i get off to this
No.586530
man listening to music from act 5 makes me miss homestuck a lot
No.586531
No.586532
>>586531
Yes actually.
I haven't looked at it yet, but I was wondering if he kept it updated, cause I know I first saw this in like 2011 or something.
No.586533
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No.586535
>>586533
the main catalog is busted, a lot of people probably couldn't make it to the thread
No.586537
pros:
>PERIDOT REDEMPTION FUCKING CONFIRMED
cons:
>yellow diamond's design is fucking garbage
No.586538
>>586298
>demoman
>good in any way
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No.586541
>>586467
it's really fucking confusing if she's dumb or not
no one on hsg except like 3 people gets to call her stupid though
No.586542
>>586471
>it's actually sako being buttmad about her not supporting trump
ha
yeah you dont get to call her dumb
No.586543
>>586542
I thought sako disliked trump
No.586544
>sako can vote
who the fuck thought democracy was a good idea
No.586546
so should we move to beta or what
all of our precious memes from the past week or so are gonna get lost
No.586547
>>586546
Last time it was kinda buggy
No.586548
>>586546
its mostly just been me posting MSI lyrics
No.586549
>>586547
oh did i miss us trying to go there?
No.586550
No.586551
>>586550
threads not breaking
No.586552
>>586551
my impression of infinity next is that it's held together with tape and prayers
No.586553
>>586552
stronger tape and prayers than current infinity, though.
No.586554
also, eventually they're going to cut over to infinity and we're going to lose all these spicy shitposts
No.586555
>>586549
Yeah when the board was moved there
We might try again the guy posted a tweet saying the site's been stable for over a day
No.586556
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No.586559
Weird I can't access to the ban appeals
Also you can't delete your own posts
No.586561
And reports page doesn't load
No.586562
No.586563
where's jasper
where's my waifu
No.586564
Weeeeird
When I delete posts it brings me to a 403 Forbidden page but it deletes the post
I don't get it
No.586565
Fuck it I'm gonna play Guacamelee
No.586566
>>586564
shhhhhhhhh
it's epic...
No.586567
No.586568
i could go for a burrito right now
No.586569
>>586562
promo for 'barn mates'
No.586570
>>586569
is that what comes after today's episode?
No.586571
No.586572
>>586560
Poor Lapis
never happy :(
No.586573
>>586567
Yes I noticed the huge quantity of them, I just wanna be a luchador
No.586574
No.586575
https://314chan.org/8ch.html this ad though
>i don't like hotwheels so im going to give him money
No.586576
>>586575
Man.
I don't care about any of this shit
No.586577
>>586568
dude I got taco bell for the first time ever last night. I see the appeal 8/10 it's okay
No.586578
No.586579
so if a torrent hangs for days at such-and-such a percentage of completion, does that just mean no-one who's seeding it is online?
No.586580
it's your move
i've made up my mind
time is running out
make a move
or we can go on
do you understand
it's all in your hand
when they tell you you must take it
you think hell no
get that feeling you shake it
hits so low
No.586581
don't make me remind you of the last time you said you'd never go back
No.586582
Early 19th century, India. Counter-clockwise from top: monkey, ass, dog, anal insertion with ejaculation, "lucky pierre". An Indian monk, a sadhu, also gets in on the action.
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No.586584
1801, Japan. Fumi no kiyogaki (Models of Calligraphy). Lesbianism in non-orgy settings is rare in Edo-period prints. The girls are applying lubricant to the phallus.
That's it for today HSG
No.586585
No.586586
>>586579
does your client say something like downloading from 0 out of 10 peers?
No.586587
No.586588
she used to _ me on my _phone
No.586589
she used to meme me on my meme phone
she used to beep me on my pager
No.586590
you people don't deserve coffee
No.586591
she used to lib me on my cuckphone
No.586592
i had a dream that i played undertale and it was really very awful
No.586593
>>586584
>Damara is this you.png
No.586594
No.586595
>>586592
are you sure it was a dream?
No.586596
No.586597
vriska putting a golf tee down your cockhole and using it to tee off
No.586598
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No.586600
she used to snib me on my libphone
No.586601
I’m not going to eat your piece of shit marxism.
No.586602
168 years ago, a lying jewish man and his rich ego maniac friend, got a bunch of their friends together, got filthy stinking drunk, and wrote a fan fiction of what their perfect government would be like. 168 years later idiots still quote them as if they already knew the Internet and space travel were going to happen. Leftists quote them as the "end all be all" of moral righteousness.
You know this better as the adventures of Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels in the episodes "the writing of the Communist Manifesto" and "the writing of Das Kapital".
Maybe they weren't totally wrong but they thought the labour theory of value was true so MAYBE we can't apply everything they wanted for the world to current events.
No.586603
>>586598
>you will never insert a glass rod in vriska's urethra and then stomp on her dick
No.586604
No.586605
don't want to be a libcuckian idiot!
No.586606
No.586607
>crablouse goes to utg
utg is truly the old hsg but with more furries
fuck
No.586608
No.586609
>>586607
wouldn't that be sug
No.586610
>>586604
no that's not her style
No.586611
>>586609
they're both hsg's bastard children
No.586612
>>586604
no that's not her grace
No.586613
don't want a nation under the numalian!
No.586614
neither of them have any tripfags though excluding our very own egghead
No.586615
no that's not her funny face?
No.586616
>>586614
I recall /sug/ being full of namefags, don't know what happened to them
No.586618
im surprised /utg/ hasn't gone full HSG yet
No.586619
Crablouse was the one who drew this apparently
No.586620
>Let me redpill you guys on the Holocaust. You know how Hitler was part Jew? The Holocaust was definitely real. It was an plan enacted by the Jewish elite (who brought Hitler to power) to get rid of all the non-rich Jews: an attempt to use eugenics with the intent to remove a theorized "poverty gene" from the genome of the "Jewish master race".
>They started it by blaming their own people for Germany's problems, with the added perk that instilling racism in the country would provide a distraction for the average working man from realizing the Jewish takeover of the government. The government was saying Jews were the problem, so nobody would think that the Jews were actually running it.
>That group of elite Jews were also the ones who ultimately decided to use National Socialist (NaZi) as a name for the party they owned. The people wanted socialism, and since actual socialism would have removed any monetary power and therefore political power the elite Jew had, the group oversaw the creation of a fake "socialist" party which preserved their power and influence and acted contrary to any form of actual socialism socialism.
>In fact, the idea to use eugenics to remove poorness from the Jewish genome was conceived around this time. They knew that if the poor in Germany(mostly Jews) disappeared, socialism (which they knew would be their downfall) would be much less likely to be considered again.
>Around the same time, the Jewish-run Nazi party planted a spy in the country they deemed most likely to turn to socialism next: America. Russia had already started moving towards socialism (although the Zionist Joseph Stalin was able to keep it capitalist and create a dictatorship), and if a country big as the US converted to socialism, they knew it could start a cascading effect across the world, and the Elite Jews would lose their political and monetary influence worldwide.
>The spy they planted became a senator, and he went by the name Joe McCarthy, but in reality, his name was Elijah Goldstein. Using his powerful Jewish influence, this man ran an enormous anti-communism campaign: one that would be the most successful propaganda campaign since the British campaign which convinced the world that Napoleon Bonaparte was angry and short.
No.586621
>watching a show for children
No.586622
>>586616
the closest thing they've had to tripfag drama so far has been our very own autistic italian indexer
No.586623
>>586619
that's not bad for her standards
No.586624
No.586625
>>586619
that frisk is so cute
i want to kiss frisk
No.586626
>>586623
Yes it is indeed impressive, maybe she's changed
No.586627
>>586624
okay im not trying to be a dick here
but are autistic people attracted to each other?
No.586628
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No.586629
my favourite part about that one r9k.txt post about vaginas looking like festering dagger wounds is that it's true
No.586630
>>586627
you're attracted to vfan aren't you?
No.586631
>>586621
>2016
>bothering with TV at all
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No.586636
>>586635
nigger nigger nigger
No.586637
>>586635
dio's dead why do you care
No.586638
>>586635
This reminds me
where IS grant
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No.586647
Dreams logged: 0
Images saved: 3 (3)
No.586648
>dying of cancer
>instead of learning the meaning of life, he's still posting manchild videos about videogames.
Imagine you face your last days and waste it on something like that
No.586649
>>586648
imagine being in the prime of your life and wasting it on something like that
No.586650
I want to fuck Yellow Pearl
No.586651
oh my god this weather
A E S T H E T I C A S F U C K
No.586652
sluthair pearl > yellow pearl tbqh
No.586653
>>586648
totalbiscuit is so confusing
like
he shouldn't be this retarded
but he's one of the dumbest people around and it's like
why
No.586654
>>586646
i don't like this
the original did it better
No.586655
like you've seen the 140 iq copypasta right
what the fuck is that
he's like living proof you can sound retarded with a high iq
No.586657
No.586658
maybe intelligence doesn't matter and we should all just try to be nice to each other
No.586659
No.586660
>>586658
maybe you need to shut up
No.586661
>totalbiscuit will die before hiveswap comes out
No.586662
>>586660
i will but only because it's my bedtime not because you told me to
No.586663
i feel bad for quad 6s because they're technically less epic than trip 6s
No.586664
>>586661
so will you
and so will i
hiveswap will release in the year 2XXX
No.586665
cats and dogs will go extinct before hiveswap is released
No.586666
dinosaurs will once again walk the earth and subsequently die off yet another time before hiveswap is released
No.586667
the universe will be destroyed and recreated several times before hiveswap is released
No.586668
what do you lads think this could be
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>>586637
We still haven't gotten to Giorno, his son, the best Jojo
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>>586673
and once again you continue to prove your horrible taste in everything
No.586677
No.586678
Let's get this out here right now. I'm a 23 year old law graduate with an IQ of 155. My political beliefs are liberal and leftist. I listen to Metal and I enjoy violent movies, books, and videogames.
No.586679
I just send an email to a friend saying that I feel like she's condescending sometimes and that I want to talk about it because I value our friendship, how badly did I fuck up
No.586680
>>586675
i don't use cuckchan but i share that epic sentiment
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No.586684
i CAN MAKE NO MISTAKES
im PERFECT
i TOTALLY GOT THIS
No.586685
AND IF YOUR LUGGAGE IS LOST YOU CAN LEAVE WITHOUT IT
No.586686
hsg post your fav rev pics
No.586687
No.586688
I wonder what making out with Rev feels like
No.586690
i don't need friends, i've got whiskey
and also a delicious home-made risotto cooking in the stove
No.586691
>>586688
NO SANE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE TO FIND OUT
No.586692
>>586686
i knew there was a reason i kept this image around
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No.586695
>>586692
>file name says wouter
No.586697
>>586695
yeah, because that was the original purpose for which i saved it
and who has time to go around renaming files before they post them
not me
No.586698
okay that's a lie, i'm a neet whose time ain't worth beans
but just think how much anime i could have watched it the time it would take to rename that file
like, 10 anime
maybe more
No.586699
every time I generate a large-ish, correctly formatted text file with Python I feel like a badass, because I'm a simple person with simple pleasures
No.586700
>>586699
it's the simple things in life
like dicks
No.586701
actually dicks are pretty complicated for meat balloons you inflate with blood
No.586702
>>586699
how much can you lift
No.586704
i spilled my drink on te directional pad o my laptop and now it's working unny
also i discoered wile typing tis tat a air ew keys on my board ain't working eiter
No.586705
>>586703
does he not realize he's still a joke on the internet
i refuse to believe that he's being genuine about this, he can't be that stupid
No.586706
>>586702
I don't know what kind of answer makes sense for this question, that's how much I don't even lift. I feel pretty confident that I could lift and carry someone who was my own weight, and I'm like 215, 220 pounds.
... does that answer the question satisfactorily? lmao. I have very little upper body, and no core, strength, but startlingly muscled legs, which are what you're supposed to lift shit with normally.
No.586707
>>586705
only god knows how far his delusion goes
No.586708
>>586704
if you press alt+f4 it should recalibrate your keyboard, might fix your keys
No.586709
>>586706
>my name got deleted
???
No.586710
>>586708
i restarted the computer and it seems to be fine
but thanks for the Hot Tip which i totally would have applied if my tactic didn't work
No.586711
what if CWC was actually just an elaborate troll this entire time
No.586712
>>586710
no prob, my man
alt+f4 fixes a lot of things, like computer using too much ram, cpu running too hot, random popups, etc
No.586714
>>586708
same it doesn't ix being a uge assole u
o tere goes te keyboard again
No.586715
>>586712
this post is funny because, although earlier anon told outright lies about the alt-f4 hotkey, in this post anon makes several "implausible" claims that, while misleadingly framed and with the actual important information omitted, are all completely true
No.586716
>>586711
imo, to be a good troll, you have to be subtle, but not too subtle
there's a difference between getting cheep laffs by faking autism, versus trying to perfectly personify an autistic person
if it was discovered that cwc was just a troll, i'd just be like "oh okay, good one"
No.586717
>>586715
*smug grin caused by the realization that somebody caught my fahny computer jolks*
No.586718
anyone got that pic of ben smiling?
No.586719
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No.586720
I don't get this "rev is ugly" meme. sure, he's a shit selfie-taker, but even as bad as his selfies are you can tell he's got good facial structure. maybe it's just because I like fat hairy dudes, but I think he is a P. Good-Looking Dude
No.586722
>>586720
I was thinking the same honestly
No.586723
had to switch back to an older, shittier computer because the keyboard on my nicer one now refuses to function
so that's just great
No.586724
>>586723
you can unplug keyboards and plug other ones in you fucking retard
No.586725
>>586724
it's a laptop, genius
No.586726
>>586720
okay now tell me i look good please
No.586727
Hey!!!!!!!! Why is no one 8aying att8on to me?!
No.586728
the package is ready
now i need the time to go to the postal office and send it
No.586729
man so I do witchcraft sometimes because it's fun and ritual helps me manage my life, but witches on the Internet all seem to take it so seriously? like they have completely sincere arguments about stupid, made-up shit. made-up shit can be fun! why are you arguing about it like it's real though?
example: because of stupid fucking white hippies, some witches like to talk about "chakras" even though they're not Hindu. Hinduism is "closed" in that you can't really join if you're not born into it and the general attitude in Hinduism is that if you're not Hindu you should keep your hands off their shit. so other witches on the Internet sometimes say that non-Hindus shouldn't use "chakras" in their witchcraft. I know no-one here gives a shit about cultural appropriation, but stay with me here: culture is real, it actually exists, when people talk about cultural appropriation they are describing (and passing judgment on) a real-life thing that happens. whether the argument has merit or not, there are real things involved here.
cue witches writing long, drawn-out posts about how you can't appropriate chakras because everyone has chakras and they're a universal spiritual reality. this is where it crosses the line with me. you can play make-believe if it makes you happy, I certainly do! but chakras are not fucking real. they do not exist. they are solely a cultural concept, that is the only level of reality they have. remaining agnostic on the issue of whether non-Hindus should use them in their make-believe, countering "culture, which is a real thing, means you shouldn't use chakras" with "but chakras, a made up thing that does not in any way exist beyond beliefs restricted to a particular culture, are a universal literally real thing that everyone has!!!" is fucking batshit. and the entire online witchcraft community that I know of is like this. "NEVER do [made-up bullshit] unless you [follow a made-up rule] because it is VERY DANGEROUS!!!" bitch no it is not! magic is fun to think about but it is not real. nothing is gonna happen to somebody if they break a rule that only exists in your make-believe.
and because everyone has this completely nutbar concept that their make-believe has real rules aside from what makes it fun for them, they ask these incredibly stupid questions which receive incredibly stupid answers. "I'm being visited by a [spirit/fairy/whatever the fuck made up bullshit] and it's doing [something harmful that it can't be doing because it's made up], what do I do?" The correct answer to this is "whatever the fuck you want, and if you continue to believe that a thing that doesn't exist is causing you real harm seek help." the usual answer to this is, instead, to take it completely at face value and play along with the idea that the person asking the question is in actual danger from their overactive imagination.
I don't know why I'm surprised that a community of people built around the concept of magic contains so many people who believe magic is literally real, but a lot of these people are grown-ass adults and I expected better
No.586730
>>586729
I'm not reading this essay
No.586731
>>586726
you're a perfectly unexceptional long-haired white brunette twink. you seem to have okay skin and hair and your face is reasonably symmetrical.
No.586732
>>586730
that's fine, I only posted it here because it would probably get me in trouble if I posted it on my blog
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No.586734
>talking with co-worker about random shit
>he suddenly asks me if I've heard of hentai
>he then googles it and starts reading parts of the wikipedia page about it out loud
>including the section about lolicon
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No.586736
>>586734
does he have autism
No.586738
No.586739
Both Galko-chan and Sekko Boys are great
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No.586742
*wwalks into thread*
hi
its me
the ghost a hsg past
*rips a spooky wwet ghost fart*
No.586743
>>586735
We were talking about a picture we saw on someone's phone that he thought might have been CP then he just suddenly went "oh yeah speaking of pedos do you know what hentai is?"
>>586736
No he just spends way too much time on the internet because there's fuckall to do at work for most of the day.
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No.586747
important wild post: spotted and captured
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No.586751
>>586750
capture your own wild post then you fucknigger
No.586752
No.586753
*captures a wild post*
*levels it up*
*beats the elite 4*
No.586755
so all of ogw has been spoiled
looks very good
finally gonna revitalize standard
No.586757
No.586758
*hugs nepeta until she cums*
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No.586760
>>586757
"Hey guys do you like 7 counterspells in a single set".
No.586761
You're all invited to my wedding with Nepanon
Gifts are not necessary but always appreciated
No.586762
slip through space and the other UR cantrips makes prowess aggro seem epic as fuck
gonna make
No.586763
>>586762
Hey remember when they said that blue shouldn't get aggressive creatures because it has EVERYTHING else in the game?
I don't think they do either.
No.586764
>>586763
sorry i can't hear you over the thought of casting slip through space on zada to make all my prowess niggas huge and unblockable and drawing infinity cards for 1 mana
No.586766
*puts 50 3/3 green Nep creature tokens onto the battlefield*
No.586767
since mario paper jam ive been wanting to play an rpg but i dont know any good ones aside from barkley shut up and jam gaiden which ive played legit like 5 times
No.586768
>>586767
undertale is a decent rpg
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No.586770
>>586768
undertale sucks shit, actually
No.586771
>>586767
Overtale is a good RPG
No.586772
maybe ill finish 7th stand user
that was pretty fun until i got bored
No.586773
>turn 5
>zada, swiftspear, and stormchaser on field
>cast slip through space on zada, draw 3 and all become unblockable
>cast gift of tusks targeting zada before the previous 2 prowess triggers resolve
>all three become 3/3 motherfucking elephants, 2 more prowess triggers, let all 4 prowess triggers resolve
>13 unblockable damage on turn 5 with 3 mana still open and actually gaining fucking hand advantage even after all that. potential to get even more prowess triggers or burn
i'm gonna cum
No.586774
>>586773
not reading this gay post
No.586775
>>586774
no, it's very straight!
i am quite the straight!
No.586776
is there even a stream up to watch stevey uni anymore
they were dropping like flies yesterday
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No.586779
>>586778
toon link sux play a real character
No.586780
nvm.... find the brony stream................
No.586781
>>586777
uuuuuuuurrrrggghhhhh
No.586782
No.586783
I wish a lot of you would stop being fags
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>>586779
i already do!
i play bowz jr!
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No.586792
http://imgur.com/a/79mIM#16CY1Bh
This sucks that the girl got raped, but she is really really dumb and put herself in a really stupid situation. She deserves 40% of the blame for her rape.
Who gets into a hot shower with a complete stranger that makes it clear he wants to fuck you and assumes he won't make an advance. All while alone and naked. You did half of the potential rapists work for them there.
Of course a decent person would have stopped, but he didn't. So he is scum, but she is a complete idiot for putting herself in such a situation.
No.586793
no.... i got trolled.......
No.586794
i don't remember john cena being a crystal gem
No.586795
HOLY SHIT PERI SHOT GARNET
WITH TWO GUNS
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No.586798
oh boy my favorite
meta talk
No.586799
oh my god she made a shipping chart
oh my fucking god
No.586800
No.586801
p-p-peri-garnet fusion?!?!?!
No.586802
>>586792
>he invited me to take a shower I said yes
100% her fault he tried to kiss her earlier and also she knew he was drunk she's an idiot
No.586803
No.586804
>peridot made a fucking yaoi shipping chart
i feel like it's all come full circle
No.586805
oh well
i'll settle for imagining what could have been
No.586806
technically black men are only ever 3/5th a rapist
No.586807
it's been a good week for stevey uni
i can't wait for more!
No.586808
>>586807
very true, these were the strongest episodes in awhile except for maybe steven's birthday epi
i hope it's not too long until the next stevey bomb
No.586809
>manga i like gets anime adaptation
>threads for episode 1 on /a/ of all places generally seem positive about it
No.586810
>>586809
anime is for gays
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No.586813
why are the mods so much nicer to /sug/ than they were to us :(
No.586814
>>586807
>>586808
>>586813
there's that fag talk we talked about
No.586815
>>586813
for one they actually talk about the show
No.586816
>>586813
because karkat mod accidentally unmodded himself
No.586817
>>586813
Why would Jade appear in SU, she's from Homestuck!
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No.586820
wwhens blue diamond comin back
No.586821
wes has been masturbating intensely this entire week
i shudder when thinking of the boner he must have sprouted when peri put on those boxers
No.586822
God, Joey's wife is so cute!
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No.586824
>some fucker who bought up all the scalped garnet pop figurines that were $35 a pop
>is now selling them for $40
rrrrrRRREEEEAARRG
No.586825
>>586824
funko pops are garby don't buy them
No.586827
>>586824
this is the second time you posted this
No.586828
>>586827
no last night was when they were $35
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No.586835
oh, my keyboard is working again for no apparent reason
good job fixing yourself i guess?
No.586836
my friends
how do we forcefully convert the few remaining non-stevey-watchers
No.586837
stop wanting to buy a funko pop you stupid nigger they're awful trash
No.586838
No.586839
an old black and white picture of jews being led into concentration camps but I replaced all the stars of david with gem logos
it implies I want to put all the SU watchers here into a single cyclical thread like a ghetto
No.586841
>>586839
you but not a retarded tin-foil hat wearing /pol/lack
No.586842
>>586840
isn't this the brother and sister
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No.586844
>>586840
what the fuck is wrong with her body
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No.586846
>>586840
Where are her nipples
Why does he sort of look like me
No.586847
>>586844
She has a long torso.
No.586848
>>586843
not that i'm aware of
No.586849
>>586840
>snapchat
>pns camera
why did someone shop this so it'd be cuck porn?
No.586850
>>586846
she has nice nipples
No.586851
>>586849
kinkshaming... shm fam....
No.586852
>>586840
did someone photoshop away her clothes
her elbow looks unnatural, like its pasted in there
No.586853
>>586849
cucking is the thinking man's fetish
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No.586855
I often fuck girls while standing up in their bathroom, instead of on top of a comfortable bed like a huge retard
No.586856
>>586849
"shop"
they just added a fake snapchat chat overlay thing you make it sound like they did real effort
No.586857
oh my god... the recent cuck uprising suddenly makes sense... it's an alien invasion
No.586858
>>586857
>cuck uprising
did you fall on your head today
No.586859
>>586856
matching the font takes work
and that circle thing, too
No.586860
and now the aliens are trying to hide the cuckrising right here in front of us, in this very thread..... jfc how deep does this go........
No.586863
you're face
to face
with the man who cucked the world
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No.586865
>if you really want to understand fusion, i can help you
No.586866
Ganet tried to take advantage of sweet innocent Peri
No.586867
garnet casually trying to get laid was the best part of the episode
No.586869
the yellow diamond guy was obviously meant to represent yellow diamond, but who is this
what secret endgame ship did this reveal
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No.586871
>>586869
green diamond, peridot's OC donut steel
it looks a little like rose quartz
No.586873
meet my oc, RAINBOW diamond, with the power of every gem
No.586874
Meet my SU OC
Crazy Diamond
No.586875
hey motherfuckers who's read the Handmaiden's Tale I just did and I went straight out to buy my ticket for the Margaret Atwood hype train
No.586876
can't decide if i should vote bernie or trump
maybe i won't vote at all....
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No.586878
>>586877
jeb is the saddest candidate
No.586880
>>586874
>not Cuhraaaaaaayzeeee Diamond
No.586881
>people who call good/efficient ways to do everyday things "hacks"
No.586882
the skellies are still here
No.586884
>>586878
are we only counting candidates that are still in the running
No.586885
>>586883
i will double kill you until you double die
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No.586889
>>586887
CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP
No.586890
vote for me, Brutus T. Muderfaggot
No.586891
>>586890
now that's a name I can trust
No.586892
apparently skype can't open chats with more than 9999 messages?
bravo microsoft
No.586893
>>586891
it's my real name
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No.586895
>>586894
nvm it worked after i force quit it 3 times
No.586896
i want to a fucking peridot tattoo
No.586897
>>586896
get it on the inside of your colon
No.586898
BrokenSpacebar
ˈbrōkən spāsbär
noun
1. a person who is sexually attracted to people of their own sex.
No.586899
>>586897
i want to get it in the same spot that one person got the eri tattoo
No.586900
Spongelord
spənj lôrd
noun
1. an organ in the human or animal body that secretes particular chemical substances for use in the body or for discharge into the surroundings.
No.586901
there are probably a few people with eridan tattoos on this planet
No.586902
>>586900
FFFFFUUUIIIICCCCKKKKKK YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAÅÅÅ
OOHHHHHHHH YUEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÄÄÆEEE
No.586903
eri tattoos are marks of the secret government
No.586904
I'll never understand the gland
No.586905
i'll never clean the bean
No.586906
what happened to the vape meme
No.586907
>>586906
started choking on the juice, fell and drowned in a ditch
No.586908
I want to tattoo eri on my penis
No.586909
*hottie unzips ur jorts to get at that dick*
*comes face to face with a wwizard*
hi
im eri
No.586910
>>586906
i started vaping again a few days ago actually
i have a baja blast flavor it's really epic
No.586913
gettin fat for the winter
No.586914
you're gland
to gland
with the lad that cucked the lib
No.586915
>walk into /co/'s zootopia thread
>all these people into bullying the fat character sexually
is this a thing?
why?
No.586916
>>586915
>>walk into /co/'s zootopia thread
No.586917
>>586915
>is this a thing?
>why?
>walk into /co/'s zootopia thread
>walk into /co/
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No.586919
>>586918
>>586917
>>586916
i'm attracted to garbage fires
No.586921
FURRY ON STREAM
ALERT
ALERT
KILL KILL KILL
No.586922
neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
>>586920
>>586920
>>586920