No.586923
ben is one of the most underrated people here
No.586924
No.586926
wanna pull ben's long long hair and cum in his belly
No.586929
master chef jr. is a really good show.
but what if they had master chef neet.
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No.586932
>>586929
reheating challenge
No.586933
>>586930
wwhere's my icon nerd
No.586934
>>586932
chef, for my meal I have prepared dinosaur tendies with a garnish of ketchup
No.586935
now that peri is going to be a main character, how do we detach her from wes
No.586936
>>586933
it's in the works
No.586939
No.586940
No.586941
>>586935
you can't
peri is mine forever
i should amp up my periposting, i've been slacking as of late.
No.586942
what if ayy lmaos are really ghosts
No.586945
>>586942
they're humans from the future ensuring this timeline flows in their favor
No.586948
>>586944
>joey wearing wes's nametag as she cucc him
damn...
cold ass nigga...........
No.586951
*in obama voice*
the internet is really great i saw a chick puking on a dudes dick today
No.586952
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No.586962
god damn it, peri's shat all over the rug again
No.586964
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No.586966
is peridot a good gem now or somethin
No.586967
No.586969
>>586963
>tentadick
cripes mickey..
No.586970
>>586966
she's been perideemed (tm)
No.586971
delete homestuck from the timeline
No.586972
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No.586974
do you think you'd be better off if hsg never existed?
or do you think you'd find a deeper hole to settle in?
No.586975
>>586974
What can be worse than this
No.586976
>>586974
i want to say yes
No.586977
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No.586984
HSG The Movie: written and directed by Benjamin Scharfenstein
No.586986
i've listened to yeast every day of the past week
kill me
No.586987
>>586986
that's really epic dude
do you have a favorite host?
No.586989
>>586985
>>586986
>>586987
how are there two of you
No.586990
No.586991
>>586989
spreading influence via my Epic Gland
No.586992
epic samefagging sponge... you almost had me there... ha...
No.586996
>>586987
it's a toss up between debrah and chorl
No.586997
No.586998
>>586996
an epic opinion. i get a little less hype if i notice an episode doesn't have cheryl in it
No.586999
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No.587007
>>586967
I don't watch the show
No.587009
No.587010
>>587007
watch all the epi's
No.587011
>>587010
I don't really want to.
No.587012
>>587011
consider this:
it's epic
No.587013
No.587014
No.587015
>>587012
I don't want to have to watch like 70 or 80 episodes of a show I'm only mildly interested in.
No.587016
>>587015
i can pick out a list of only the important epi's for you, if you want
No.587017
No.587018
>>587016
every episode is important
No.587019
>>587015
She's Vegeta.
It's been painfully obvious she's Vegeta almost since she was introduced, but for a while people denied it.
They're all pretty short, they're each 11:11 long.
No.587020
>>587018
if you want to enjoy it the most, sure
but relative to each other, not really
No.587021
>>587019
>She's Vegeta.
i wonder who she's going to cuck...
No.587022
sadie's song, so important, so enjoyable
No.587023
>>587021
ruby
you can already see garnet getting chummy with peri
No.587024
No.587025
>>587024
The episodes are 11 minutes and 11 seconds long.
No.587026
>>587025
that's still like 15 hours of show
No.587027
No.587028
11 minutes of garbage is still garbage
No.587029
>>587028
good thing that, instead, it's good
No.587030
I just played tf2 for the first time in a while
were the players always this bad?
No.587031
No.587032
what is a good website to waste my time on (other than this one)
No.587033
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No.587035
>>587034
i've read that one
No.587036
>cant remove mods yet on infinity next
wew
good one josh
yfw infinity next will never ever be usable
No.587037
>>587036
who are you purging
No.587038
>>587037
aren't nick and fatmanass the only other mods
No.587039
>>587032
timecube.com
ashemaletube.com
ytmnd.com
No.587040
No.587041
Americans are actually RETARDED from
Religious Academia taught ONEism -upon
an Earth of opposite poles, covered by Mama
Hole and Papa Pole pulsating opposite sexes.
No.587042
>>587038
no theres 2 others who dont do anything i might as well nuke em now that i dont need em
No.587043
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No.587044
>josh (developer of infinity next) is a stalker psychopath who is hatedb y everyone whos ever encountered him
tippity toppity kekerino
http://8ch.net/cow/res/193117.html
https://imgur.com/a/adP4P
No.587045
is hotwheels not gonna run 8chan anymore
No.587046
my favorite 8chan bug was being able to see previous board owners pms
i didnt find any dirt i didnt already know but its sad seeing p_ps private thoughts about hsg and how he truely cared......
No.587047
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No.587050
>>587048
what le fuggy mcwuggy
No.587051
>>587048
I really hate people who do board wars.
Especially cripple, that whole thing with HIRO IS GONNA DO THE EXACT SAME THING GOOGLE HAS DONE FOR YEARS SO HE'S EVIL was laughable, and then he posted about him getting cucked or something.
No.587052
does any of this mean anything for hsg
No.587053
No.587054
>>587052
it means that the board software is probably not going to get less broken anytime soon unless warm wagon gets a real professional coder or the current one has a masterstroke realization o nhow to fix infinity next
No.587055
>>587052
just the usual, as follows
*faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
this has been an hsg news update
No.587057
>i should also take the time to confess i'm probably going to give up this position completely, it's way too stressful on me. it certainly doesn't help that one [REDACTED] could potentially [REDACTED] me. i don't have the time for HSG and as much as i love it and would hate to see it die, i don't think it's worth the effort babysitting a bunch of shitheads if they want to pull this kind of thing. they can never be happy.i'd really appreciate if you kept this [REDACTED] fact private though as well as my identity. all i wanted was to take care of what was considered a place i loved years ago and this is what i get for it. oh well. it isn't worth it. i'll most likely be handing it over to Nick's Ass.
poor p_p
he suffered so much for us
he died for our sins
No.587058
>>587057
so he was worried zwid was gonna reveal his identity then?
i mean, that's exactly what zwid did, but i dunno why he was so worried about it.
No.587059
i want to piss on pp's grave
sexually
No.587060
>>587058
oh that wasnt to zwid
No.587061
>>587058
and he was worried about it for pretty obvious reasons
look at all the shit i have to deal with
No.587062
>>587061
yeah but i mean admin bullshit he'd have to deal with regardless of whether people knew his identity right
unless you mean there's other shit
do people
like
stalk you
No.587063
No.587064
does praying for someone on a daily basis count as stalking
No.587065
>>587062
uh, well they dont stalk me but im constantly dealing with various bull shit because of owning the board, most notably vfan stuff but also other stuff
and peopledont stalk me because i was a trip but you can be fucking sure that if an anonymous took over people would rip that persons internet history a new one and reveal every bit of info they could
No.587066
No.587067
>>587066
i hope the trip there includes a complimentary shot to the back of the head
No.587068
>>587065
how hard is it to not be a sap
No.587069
>>587068
what do you mean because that can apply to like 80 different contexts
No.587070
>>587069
pick the meanest nastiest one >:)
No.587072
>>587071
what le fug is this
No.587074
lads
fams
how do we save pp
No.587075
>>587074
pp deserves worse than whatever he got
No.587076
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
watch this
>>587075
whats your beef with him
No.587078
>>587077
who gives a fuggerson mcwuggerson, my man
No.587079
No.587080
>>587077
this fits no period in hsg history tbqh
No.587081
>>587078
"who gives a fuggerson mcwuggerson, my man" says the calf walking blindly into the abattoir of infinity next...
No.587082
>>587080
its supposedly 8chan you greasy little skypenig
No.587083
>>587082
i know that you dumb nigger
but you posted it right after i asked your problem with pp
No.587084
>>587076
i wish someone would piss on that narrator's face
No.587085
>>587081
ok, sorry, i misspoke, let me reiterate:
who gives a fuggopolis mcwopolis mi amigo
No.587086
>>587083
i give everyone three chances to disappoint me. pp is a footfag, a waifu polygamist and and most flagrant of all, likes chaz
No.587087
>>587086
have i hit your 3 strikes yet
i did years ago, right
what were they
No.587088
>>587087
using steam is one
that's all for you
No.587089
>>587085
fuggotron mcwuggotron
No.587090
No.587091
>>587088
i cant pirate all of my pc games
what about multiplayer
No.587092
why did they kill the rat friends :(
No.587093
>>587091
you should only play on the Nintendo Network :T
No.587094
>>587092
small people want to feel big
No.587095
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No.587097
big black man w/ big black plan
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No.587099
5 and half hours of hot majora action
No.587100
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No.587105
i want to get a nice big the pizz but all the local places are closed
which is the best chain pizza place hsg
No.587106
>>587105
It's Papa John's. Anyone who pretends this is a point of contention is a fucking liar
No.587107
>>587105
there is no best
I always go for the NEET's choice little ceasars because it's cheap
No.587108
No.587109
>>587080
what about #farts though
No.587110
No.587111
>WHAT
>DID YOU SAY
>ABOUT
>MY
>HAIR
No.587112
>>587111
This show is so fucking ugly
No.587113
did dumbgarbage even have any mods besides piggy
No.587114
>>587112
back off of the yoon
No.587115
>>587114
eat my toilet children
No.587116
>No one ever gave even half a fuck that the King's Quest devs stole all of Hussie's K$bux
No.587117
>>587116
Yea that really sucked.
No.587118
No.587119
>>587116
you mean hussie lost peoples K$bux because he's a retard
No.587120
No.587121
>>587117
I just saw King's Quest ep 2 getting coverage like normal and thought man it's crazy that they don't seem to have suffered repercussions in ANY regard
No.587122
>>587116
maybe if there was any sign that hussie actually wanted to fight to get it back instead of rolling over and letting the fedora'd fucks have their payday
No.587123
>>587112
>ugly
>direct Jojo reference
What
No.587124
>>587123
lol I don't care show be uggo fam
No.587125
>>587122
He could have gone to court over it but it would've taken years and he just wanted to cut his losses and try to put out SOMETHING.
No.587126
>>587122
you do realize that if he did decide to go after them legally he would just blow through more of his KS money to do so right
it is weak that he had to just let them steal hundreds of thousands of dollars from him and even agree to sign an NDA so he couldn't even tell anyone he got fucked, but in terms of the game ever actually getting made, he probably made the right choice
of course then he made an even more disastrous blunder and blew the rest of the money with what pumpkin nyc but that's separate
No.587127
>>587116
The kickstarter game was never not a fountain of bizzare choices so it's hard to care that much.
No.587128
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>>587127
I never wanted the adventure game. I knew from the get-go it would just be another shitty attempt at monetizing homestuck that would only get in the way of hussie completing fucking homestuck
Lo and fucking behold, however much time later, it's pretty much THE reason this stupid fucking comic still hasn't ended
No.587131
>>587120
you've done your worst to yourself
No.587132
it just turned out that a smug dweeb with a rich dad who literally never had a job in his entire life didn't handle money well who knew
No.587133
>>587131
what do you mean, my benchpress is way up over the last year
No.587134
>>587132
I mean, he is bad with money, but he's not THAT bad with money.
No.587135
>>587133
did you and chaz go on honeymoon or something?
It's so weird seeing her not shitpost on twitter several times a day, pretty quiet since christmas
No.587136
i'm just left with the impression that's it's all hussie's fault and he doesn't deserve my pity or action on his behalf
No.587137
>>587134
he had a fundraiser for 500 dollars to pay some guy to photoshop him some chakras, then as soon as he got the money he decides to photoshop it himself and tells people he'll just buy olive garden instead
which he does years later
he absolutely is that bad with money
No.587138
>>587135
we were in vegas jan 1st-3rd
No.587140
No.587141
>>587137
Spending $500 on a shitty joke when he's a literal who is a lot different than blowing 2.5 million on a game, most of which was stolen.
No.587142
fire up those growlights, phantos you're funding hiveswap
No.587143
>>587116
I don't think it was ever really reported by gaming media
which is weird given all the other stuff they report
No.587144
>>587137
christ I had forgotten all about this. someone post the image
No.587145
>>587141
yeah
the difference is its way more money, also 'most' wasn't stolen, it was a third at best
No.587146
>>587138
is vegas in winter any different from how it is usually depicted in media? E.g., hot as shit?
No.587147
>>587143
hussie isn't a crying woman
No.587148
if only hussie had spoken at a tedX
No.587150
>>587143
literally the only evidence anything happened is that hiveswap was taken off TOG's blog, no media is going to trust a close personal friend of hussie as the one source of info about what happened
i still say we should have seen other high level backers get the same info ipgd got, but we never did
No.587151
>>587150
>no media is going to trust
Who cares if the story is true if it would bring in some clickbait?
No.587152
josh sounds like a fairly odd gentleman himself
No.587153
>>587150
>no media is going to trust a close personal friend of hussie as the one source of info about what happened
You really don't know how petty "gaming media" is.
No.587154
>>587153
hey now, i said a close personal friend of hussie, not a close personal friend of the article's writer
No.587155
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this thread lacks good content, let me help
>>587146
it was in the low 40s the entire time we were there
No.587156
the same people who hate damsel in distress characters love to try to protect poor precious damsels in distress in real life
No.587157
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>>587155
Yeah, that's not a temperature where you think "Las Vegas".
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>>587161
she's even tearing up a shipping chart... whoa....
No.587163
No.587165
Hello
I Am Kanaya
I Am The Big Dick Around Town
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No.587168
>>587149
Peridot is that cute big mcbooty shortstack wo's into the tall butch bigdick bootygirl amazon but turns out to be too nervous to actually go through with it
No.587169
No.587170
Homestuck comic, very racism. Black side?? "Villain" White side??? "GoodGuys" All kids, four, heroes (white)
*Dave* extra racist, usage of ETHNIC SLURS, /appropriation/ ghetto slang, black harlem, "gangsta"...
Blackpeople, after finish of war? Crime gang: Middle Night Crew. Disgracious. Honest job no, black people 'forced' to turn crime. Deadly blackgangsters. White man enemey, keep down subdue. "Scratch." Big whitey, evil honky doctor. Death cracka!!!
- Trolls-- all dress black, violence &anger. Shameful, behave badness. 'Shown' light of Cvilisation by WHITE KIDS! All angry base, kids try TURN troll BLACKS KIDS into WHITE.
K.K.KARKAT?
K.K.KANAYA?
Obsession "Supremacy" white skinhead. Equius, muscle figure. disgusting
Homestuck = !!SUPER RACIST!!
No.587171
>>587168
why do you talk like that
No.587172
No.587173
No, I refuse the incest mommy
No.587174
>>587170
Courtyard Droll is not an outlier. Your "facts" are hereby disproven.
No.587175
chaz is dead
long live the chaz, lover of mature women and big tiddies
No.587176
No.587177
>>587176
but BrokenSpacebar is asleep
No.587178
>>587175
to be fair, everyone love big tiddies
No.587179
i want a girl's juicy butthole in my mouth lol
No.587180
you stand before the grand numalian court
No.587181
>>587178
nah
i cannot help but have pity with women who have
those backpains must be a handful, not to mention the glorious future that awaits them at old age
No.587182
>>587179
this but with pussy
No.587183
No.587184
you are sentenced....
to numalization
*shaves ur head*
*equips u with deliberately thickrimmed glasses*
*makes u grow shitty hipster facial hair*
No.587185
>>587139
can you call out megane without grossing us all out jfc
No.587186
you must be accompanied by your assigned femhandler at all times
No.587188
>>587185
the joke being that megane hasn't even been here in a long time
just people pretending to be or not be
I wonder when someone does that with vris, it would liven up the place a bit for sure
No.587189
>>587188
who would pretend to be megane and why
No.587190
>>587188
i think i'll keep beleiving megane comes here anon than there is another person... attentive enough to notice when chaz's twitter is quiet
No.587191
No.587192
megane and wouter are the key to all of this
No.587193
>>587188
>I wonder when someone does that with vris
???
don't most anons h8 vris?
>>587189
xlr has because he's a massive faggot
No.587194
>>587189
to get a reaction out of people
HSG just loves to get upset or pretend to be, remember vfan
>>587190
she does shitpost a lot on twitter, and looking at it, she really has not posted a lot recently
honestly, i would think something is going on as well if e.g. igpds influx of cat vines would suddenly stop, its like a break in the online status quo you have gotten used to
No.587195
>>587191
Hi
What the fuck do you want I'm about to go to bed
No.587196
undertale wasnt that good tbh
No.587197
>>587195
tracking says your package was Notice Left (No Secure Location Available)
No.587198
>>587196
you could see the laziness in parts
No.587199
>>587198
its also not that fun
No.587200
>>587197
that's what you get for living in a warzone, should have moved out of detroit
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No.587202
>>587197
Package? Oh those manga? Man are you serious? I ordered something on eBay on the 23rd and it got here before the 30th how long does it take to ship things?
No.587204
>>587203
Torso-crushing dog dick where?
No.587205
No.587206
>>587202
I used media mail because it was like four lbs.
is slow
No.587208
>>587204
in your dreams bozo
No.587209
No.587210
>>587203
Oh i see how it is
chaz finally admitted to her vore fetish and consumed c1q, now assuming his identity in some weird plot to something that doesn't make a lot of sense, fueled by copious amounts of weed
i deduced tits all from tits one picture
you can't fool me
No.587212
Home Alone On A Friday Night
No.587213
>>587204
obviously a jade from a different AU than BTDD jade
No.587214
No.587215
is there an episode where dwight shoots up the office
No.587216
>>587211
holy SHIT dude, you're gonna get us all expelled!!
No.587218
>>587212
Some Things Just Never Change
No.587219
talking about chaz
i wonder how distraught she is that her gem waifu (which is shit) has not made an important appearance lately. i hope it stays that way
No.587220
>>587206
Okay that makes way more sense.
No.587223
>>587216
Relax All The Cool Kids Are Doing It
Here Give It A Try
Tell Me How It Feels
No.587224
>>587222
>tentabulge
ruined
No.587226
>>587211
>>587223
Can we get more "kanaya is literally someone's living cock" stuff
No.587227
>>587223
no way dude
i heard this girl took one hit of that and it turned her into a homo and made her cut a guy in half!!
No.587228
No.587229
>>587225
>THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
No.587230
>>587211
>>587223
guys no. My addiction
No.587231
>homestuck admiral is on sug now as universal admiral
a sign of the times... be they epic or unepic...
No.587233
>>587231
no one cares about that unepic loser except other unepic losers
No.587235
>>587230
What Do You Mean Addiction
Kanaya Is Good For You
Here Try This One
No.587236
>>587233
i didn't really care about him so much as his epic bad fanart sharing
No.587237
i spent money to get the new year mario badges before they were gone
mother, father, forgive me
No.587238
>>587230
I...i can't relapse. I've been sober for 6 months.
No.587239
>>587236
>epic bad fanart
That's an oxymoron.
No.587241
>>587235
wanna blow a raspberry on that belly
No.587242
>>587240
does mind control power come with breast enlargement power
No.587243
>>587242
I sure hope it does
No.587244
>>587238
Nothing Like Doing Kanaya After Six Months
No.587245
>>587235
do you not have the cute one
No.587246
>>587240
that's not how Serket's mind-control works
No.587248
No.587250
>>587244
my... my girlfriend would leave me if I did Kanaya after all this time.
No.587252
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No.587254
CUMSLUT
AND
BUTTSLUT
VERSUS
BITCHSLUT SUPREME
No.587255
>>587251
oh no she's coming for me. She want me to get addicted again
No.587256
why do mostly boys and older men like me on tinder
No.587257
>>587255
AE is not a girl. ; /
No.587258
>>587256
you look really fucking gay, dude
No.587259
No.587260
>>587256
you look like a mega twink
No.587261
>>587256
watch your behind
No.587262
i mean it's cool and flattering and i need the attention but i also need a chubby girl with dyed hair to spit on me
No.587263
>>587256
you are a bit femme looking
No.587266
>>587265
Doesn't that mean you say you were interested in him too?
No.587267
>>587265
you miss 100% of the shots you don't take
No.587268
>>587266
yes.
i like to see if the men over 40 liked me tho
No.587269
sponge is a tease
figures
No.587270
sorry cucky but tiny little dicks belong in chastity
No.587271
>>587245
But All Kanayas Are Cute Kanayas
So Says Kanaya
No.587272
>>587270
who are you quoting ^q^
No.587274
>>587270
ive thought about it honestly
No.587275
No.587276
>>587250
If Someone Wants To Change You Or Wants To Stop You From Enjoying That Which You Find Pleasurable
Do They Really Love You
Kanaya In The Other Hand Loves You No Matter What
Remember This
No.587277
>MUH FUGGEN BONIFACE DOE!!!
it never ends
No.587278
>>587265
do it
it'll be just like an epic grum, but in real life
No.587281
No.587282
>>587278
i would be epicly sarcastic about me getting fucked in the ass by 60 year old being nothing like a grum, but it would very much be like my grums
No.587283
No.587284
>>587265
from the thumbnail it looked like he had a gun in his mouth
No.587285
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(in cheryl voice)
oh spahnge, your boypussy feels so good around ma prohlapse
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*pulls out a boxcutter*
*hits your gf with a train*
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>>587289
you'd know if you listened to the yeast!
No.587292
Oh I'm always down for some Shadow the Hedgehog discussion.
No.587293
>homestuck being referenced on national television
what a time to be alive
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No.587295
tinder is probably my greatest fear tbh
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>>587276
d-dont temp me kanaya. Im clean. I dont need you.
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>>587293
homestuck didn't invent shipping or opening your mouth
No.587300
*tries tinder*
*cries for hours*
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>>587299
but shipping, opening your mouth, and being cross-eyed all at the same time?
i bet homestuck invented that
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>>587303
the exile broke me
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>>587294
OH MAN
THAT'S AUSTRALIA
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>>587305
yes fruitegg is australian that's why she's a really good artist
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>>587308
vivisect vivisect
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>>587310
cum me in the asspussy
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No.587313
please back my kickstarter for the homestuck/stevenuniverse crossover rpg based on undertale
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No.587316
and we don't want you to die
we don't want you to die
we don't want you to die
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we were wrecks before we crashed into each other
No.587319
stop posting song lyrics you fucking autists.
No.587320
>>587319
I DON'T FIND IT FUNNY RIGHT NOW
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Kanaya Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy
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>>587320
song lyrics = bad posting
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>>587323
why are you so eager to please?
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>>587325
so you're ugly *and* dumb
i almost pity you
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>>587288
this is fucking epic
No.587329
SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS TECHNICOLOR GLOBALIST FEVER DREAM
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>>587327
i think you're a joke but i don't find you very funny
No.587331
but what do you know about hsg?
No.587332
i dont remember why i took my name off
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>>587333
>they changed this emoji to not 19 on android
why
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>>587336
because you're a fucking nigger! lol
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>>587338
because you're a fucking nigger! lol
No.587340
i just watched my first episode of SU and peri's my favourite character. Why do i always have to fucking go for the meme characters, first nep and now peri
kill me
No.587342
>>587340
peri's not really a meme character she's just a meme here because wesley is a faggot
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>>587342
i'm doubtful but also relieved. thank God my taste isn't complete shit
No.587344
imagine crucifying eszett
on a big, greasy, plastic cross
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>>587346
for a nice sheen and a higher risk of infection
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>>587349
i've had this tab open on my phone for the past week
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>>587353
wow! progress is looking great!
im so glad they switched to 2d :)
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No.587356
hey
it's
andrew hussie giving you an update about the update that is about the updates
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>>587356
how many hundreds of dollars did you put into the kickstarter sponge
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>>587023
this is epic
if I were looser with money I'd commission it
No.587361
how much does a pearl cost
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No.587366
1.5.2016
today the night sky beckons me, the herald of its great sin
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1.9.1.6
steven continues to produce flatulence
he claims it is funny
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6.27.2023
Homestuck fever is sweeping the nation. The Homestuck revival is in full swing and making international headlines
No.587370
99.99999.999999
the last few stars have died out
a recent update released by hussie states that hiveswap has been turned into a 1D game to speed up production
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>>587370
> hiveswap has been turned into a 1D game to speed up production
haha
hussie would say it like "This is was a collaborative creative decision that going forward we feel would benefit everyone and help us to make the best possible game"
in other words "I fucked up" in numale fag talk.
No.587372
honestly I would have respected huss more if he had spent the money on hiring large black male prostitutes to ejaculate on his face all day
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>>587371
did you age even more or did you just turn into a 30 year old in a few months and then stop
No.587374
>"woah, homestuck, am I right? haha" - hussie's head in a jar 2000 years after the yottapause started
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>black lesbian trying to turn a pure white girl gay
BRAVO ZUKE
No.587379
I'm all the racism of a hundred old men, but with a young man's pecker and a hardon for hatred
No.587380
>garnet knew peridot wouldn't go through with it, so it was literally just messing with her
wow garnet
wow
No.587381
>unironic roleplaying in /sug/
it won't even take a day for that ban
No.587382
is there anything that's worth more
than weed and memes on the planet earth
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>>587378
are you talking about garnet and peri
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by that i mean that xlr is scum
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>>587384
don't be a racist nigger
No.587388
so to reiterate
>>587384
you are scum
No.587389
tell spike lee he's a nigger
No.587390
>tfw someone tries to start beef with you but you're too cool to care
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>>587390
im not unhiding this but i am going to remind you that you are scum
No.587392
>tfw you don't care about someone starting shit but make it a point to acknowledge how much you don't care
i-it's not like muh feelerinos are hurt you b-baka....
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white diamond's pearl when
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>>587395
white diamond is the final boss
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>>587395
Spoiler: white diamond's pearl is actually rose's pearl
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>>587397
>>587398
no, not pink diamond's pearl
white diamond's
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>>587400
>>587401
>BD's pearl is blue
>YD's pearl is yellow
>PD's pearl is white
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>>587402
>WD's pearl has a pink diamond symbol
>WD's pearl has pink hair
No.587404
rose's pearl has her gem on her forehead unlike the others
maybe she was supposed to serve WD but something went wrong with her production so she was discarded and then rose found her and helped her out
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>>587404
probably
Jasper called her "defective pearl"
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>>587407
who broke nep's leg?
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>>587406
I'm gonna push my Pringles can deep into sponge's skull until he dies
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>>587409
why is one of her horns melting off her head
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>>587410
that's cool and all but how does it get me more pringles
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>>587410
By Pringles can I mean dick
By skull I mean ass
And by die I mean gets prostate fucked until he uncontrollably ejaculates
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>>587410
what does sponge have to do with this
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Dreams logged: 2 (6, 11)
Images saved: 3 (3)
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>>587419
fuck off his post sucked
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>>587420
it would've been better if i focused more on the heat death of the universe but the whole post was an afterthought, my best shitposts are song lyrics
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>>587293
i wonder if in the next hiveswap news update hussie will take credit for steven universe and say how proud he is of homestuck for creating it
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>>587425
didn't you hear, rebecca sugar was at the same con as hussie once, she's basically his protogé
No.587427
https://youtu.be/WjnEkJa2Law?t=1m41s is it just me or is will cute as fuck
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>>587427
this isn't music this is awful
No.587429
i cant believe sugar and fox didn't include hussie in the credits of his own creations and stole all his profit
oy vey this is anotha odd gentlemen
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YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>587428
it's not his best but it's far from awful
his best is link related
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>>587430
4 minutes in and its like im listening to the worlds sleepiest garbage disposal
fuck this
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>>587430
this is still unpalatable trash, dude......
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wwhen is 3d joey comin back
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>>587431
the second half of it is the most amazing thing humanity has ever created
but you'll never know
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>>587441
joeys dead anon
shes dead and shes not coming back
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>>587442
No, she's not-- they brought her back with black magic...
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>>587444
it's like those shows where they try to bring back the dead but they just arise as soul-sucking abominations
No.587446
>joey will never suck your soul
wweh
No.587447
all the joeys are arbitrary
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>>587445
Yeah it even has the flash animation look and feel
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>>587444
where do these come from anyway
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>heavy rainfall starts
oh boy
time to get set for Maximum Comfy
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>>587451
same here
it's pouring down, i've got hsg and agdq up, and i'm sharing a blanket with the gf
the comf is real
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>>587452
>hsg
>agdq
>gf
pick the bottom one or the top two
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>>587452
>sharing a blanket with the gf
I miss those times
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>>587452
tell her anon said "suck my cock, dude"
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>being in a relationship with somebody who likes hsg and agdq
she don't love herself
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15 minutes into galactic conquest and chill and she gives you this look
No.587461
there is LITERALLY nothing wrong with agdq
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>>587461
except for kike uyama selling out, taking the money, and completely dipping from the face of the earth
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>>587461
you can smell the room through the monitor
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>>587460
this meme ain't funny
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this "meme" isn't ""funny""
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this meme ""isn't"" funny
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is this meme isn't funny the first meme of 2016?
No.587468
the first guy said "ain't" tho
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>>587468
not anymore he didn't
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>>587462
he's just speedrunning mono 100%
No.587471
Did you just touch my 8utt????????
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>>587471
wwho wwants to knoww
No.587473
>job application response from december found in spam folder
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>>587473
>CP
what does it mean
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>>587471
i'd say that
if there was something worth touching down there >:)
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>>587474
harkening back to sugar's eene days
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>>587478
No, they wanted me to move to San Francisco!
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>>587479
holy shit
i'm sorry you missed that one dude
No.587481
>>587479
god was trying to save you from a terrible fate, and the spam folder was His holy tool
No.587482
and so hsg's ultimate purpose, the real reason destiny brought us together all those years ago, becomes clear
how do we stop san francisco
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>>587482
lets throw eggs at em
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>>587482
we must destroy...
the golden gate bridge
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>>587482
>san francisco
what
No.587486
who would be the final boss of hsg
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but what if steven's penis gets in the way
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>>587486
probably grant he's been here since forever
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>>587486
a mix of HSG's worst trips abd nanes
so basycally everyone except a few drawfags
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>>587486
WonknarcstriderfanX
No.587495
when hsg inevitably dies, i am probably gonna kill myself afterwards
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>>587495
Why wait until then?
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No.587498
>Shigeru Miyamoto will die in your lifetime
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>>587498
>not committing suicide before that
pussy
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>>587498
maybe then nitendo will make a new game instead of rehashing the same old ones
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>>587501
*woomys this post*
No.587503
are squidophiles still a thing
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>>587504
god fucking dammit my diiiiick
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>>587507
I didn't want to see this
I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THIS
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>>587508
anon no its cool
noses dont come from peoples foreheads
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>>587427
lmao @ 3 something it looks exactly like somewhere i went when i was in maine a few months back
not sure whether this is normie irony or good irony tho