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due for expiration
>>587492
>>587492
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holy fuck my desk chair is falling apart
if I don't get this thing replaced soon I'm gonna die
No.588177
important wild post: tagged and bagged
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>>588177
explain this "meme"
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>>588186
i find important posts in the wilds of imageboards and capture them!
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Let me go, I... I have to 8ee!!!!!!!!
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>>588188
fuck off Todd Snap
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what if cell absorbed spurdo instead of 18
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>>588195
the berfect benig.....
No.588199
numale libcuc is a valid troll name
No.588200
Policenauts is a really good game
gg Kojima
No.588201
karkat vantas is a valid troll name
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No.588203
libcuck is the key to all of this
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>>588179
bees aren't nearly as scary once you learn how fucking adorably incompetent they are
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>>588204
it's the hornets you gotta watch out for...
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No.588209
why does my bellybutton hurt
No.588212
>>588209
cause you keep putting dicks in it
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No.588216
>try papaya for the first time
It tastes like it's rotting
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>>588217
It thought durian tasted good and only the smell was bad
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>>588216
>>588216
>papaya
>bad
cletus confirmed for hick taste
No.588221
hsg, my ps4 controller is on the fritz. do i
>try to disassemble and reassemble it
>go out to gamestop and buy a new one
>get one delivered to me
>cry
No.588222
>>588221
Go buy a toilet brush
Firmly insert brush end into your anus
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>>588221
>go to gamestop with borked controller
>trade it in
>use store credit to buy new controller (special edition one, if you don't want to raise suspicions)
>play some epic bloodborne with le me
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>>588221
>waiting a week on a whim just to play some vidya
>fucking gamestop
yea just go ahead and reinvent that wheel
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i wish i wish i was a fish
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it doesn't fucking stop hsg that's the only thing you know?
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>>588230
fish are too dumb to know they're hurt
No.588236
pizza rolls or pizza bagels
No.588238
whta do i do with this boner
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>>588238
put ur hand on it
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>>588238
put MY hand on it
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>>588238
Put MY hand IN it
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>>588238
*put my hand on anon's boner because everybody is doing it*
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No.588244
the other thread had some depressing posts concerning a lack of motivation or drive to get projects done. programming projects in particular. who among you is getting into programming? what would you say is your current skill level?
I'm currently doing starter puzzles and challenges, ugly little things hacked together in python. this approach seems to be working, for now, because I'm happy to be programming anything at all. I'll be damned if I know how to set up an actual project.
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>>588244
oh right i was supposed to learn python so i could pretend my life wasn't pointless
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>>588244
It's just a hobby for me, I like to make webpages for my friends and I try to make games sometimes.
I'm starting to love canvas.
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>>588247
Feferi having sex with Invisible Roxy
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>>588247
roxy fucking feferi while wearing the ring of void
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>>588247
this doesn't make much sense
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>>588246
hmm, well maybe I should pick up web dev. at least on a personal webpage I can dump sketches and shit.
No.588254
>>588251
shut the FUCK UP PEARL
No.588255
but what if... steven's penis... gets in the way?
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No.588259
is there an episode where dwight shoots up the office
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>>588259
there's one where he systematically seals every exit and then lights the building on fire with everyone still inside
really, not kidding, that happens
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>>588263
oh
wow
what season is that? was the intent to kill?
No.588265
that's pretty much tantamount to shooting up the office if not worse so i'm happy with it
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No.588267
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>588266
fuck, why did i link it
No.588268
also the experience gives stanley a heart attack and he almost dies lol
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>>588245
if it's any consolation, it really does seem to be piss easy to start learning through python.
here's how it went for me:
-intro shit on khan academy for javascript. easy, no rush.
-do nothing for months. books or youtube vids on programming don't really count. don't want to focus on javascript as everyone says it's a clusterfuck.
-An Introduction to Interactive Programming in Python (Part 1) on coursera. available for free, has deadlines to make you take it seriously. follow instructions to eventually build pong.
-other shit happens, do nothing for six months
-finally set up pydev IDE so I don't need khan/coursera baby wheels sandbox environment to program anything
-slap together fibonacci sequence, fizzbuzz, euclid's algorithm, coincidentally see how these relate to the easiest puzzles on project euler and subsequently solve the first three problems on there. a year ago, I wouldn't have believed myself capable of solving even one of those things.
doing these extremely small projects on your own, and actually finishing them, feels pretty good and motivates you to try more, on your own. no book or youtuber or fancy hand-holding course can do this. I'm really fucking thankful now that I did this small ugly stuff in python instead of just copy-pasting swaths of java code off some youtuber.
No.588271
keep in mind, I've had sex with girls before
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>>588269
not just to start learning, its a good language to use for when you git gud too
i've been programming for 10 years and i started using python as my main language 2 years ago, haven't looked back since
it has some cons, but the pros far outweigh the cons, and its soooooo easy to program in and also very easy to read
No.588274
broken spacebar is like one of those twitter accounts that posts weird disconnected nonsense
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>>588269
i can do fizzbuzz in java probably
i just am ass at pretty much anything
No.588276
i love hiiiiim~
but he's problematic
and kind of a cunt~
why do i develop crushes on internet people~
please end meeeee~
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>>588276
this post gave me AIDS
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>>588276
this post gave me terminal cancer
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>>588276
this post gave me brain problems
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>>588276
this post gave me a thyroid disorder
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>>588276
this post gave me autism
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>>588276
this post gave me a boner
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>>588274
twitter is for fags
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>>588284
you're just saying that because you only have five followers lol
No.588288
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>>588285
donald trump has more followers than everyone who ever posted in hsg combined
your point being?
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>>588290
donald trump is also richer and more successful than everyone who ever posted in hsg combined
none of us are in a position to judge him
No.588292
>you'll never be one of amethyst's one night stands
dying
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>>588289
no no its totally cool
cause who needs functional glands anyway
No.588296
>spend all day losing
>about to finally win
>power cuts out for a split second
>disconnected
>divine fucking intervention has prevented even one single victory for me
fuck this
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>>588293
neither are you, pal
so now what?
>>588287
it's funny how indians put gay people to death but not trannies. I would do things the other way around, to be honest
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>>588297
Indians don't put gay people to death
You realized they've had crossdresing fags for like thousands of years right
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No.588301
well, hsg?
can you even ATTEMPT a rebuttal here?
yeah... thought not.....
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>>588301
I was about to type "find that person and give them a severe brain injury, so they could know what it's like."
But then I realized they're already retarded
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>>588303
>they're already retarded
and voting
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>>588301
this is one of the stupider things i've seen on tumblr
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>>588304
are they even old enough
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>>588286
Wtf pay attention to me I spent like 45 mins in gimp
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>>588310
how to kill an attention whore
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>>588311
It was dank oc...
No.588314
<--- check out this sweet original content i just made
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>>588314
There's nothing there dunkass
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>>588317
he did some things wrong but he deserves mercy
No.588319
i bet asgore has a fat dick
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>>588319
i bet you have a baby dick
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>>588319
i bet he has buttcheeks like big firm furry melons
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>>588320
my dick is average, ask waifuanon
unrelated, but should i buy yakuza 5?
do i need to play the other 4 before that?
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>>588323
yes
and yes
also yes
but to drive the point home, no
No.588325
so it's pretty obvious to everybody at this point that peridot is a representation of a person on the autistic spectrum
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>>588324
>4 answers to 2 questions
???
No.588327
why do bra inserts itch like the Devil
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>>588325
no way, it would be incredibly offensive and ignorant to represent autistic people with a sentient piece of human feces
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>>588325
i thought she was just a shitty bootleg invader zim
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>>588323
>showing a tripfag your dick
my man....
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>>588327
To remind you that you're going to hell
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No.588334
my dick is a panty insert
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>>588334
my dick is pretty big
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>>588334
shouldve known you were into that kind of stuff
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>>588336
putting my dick into pussies is absolutely my jam
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>>588338
i'll save you, joey!
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>>588338
nobody move
and nobody takes a dick to the barrel
No.588342
>remember that i bought yakuza 4 a while ago
ha ha, oh wow
No.588343
I have a really pretty handmade blank book and no idea what to put in it
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>>588343
i vote for drawing a bunch of stupid ass pelicans in each page
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>>588344
hmm... I can definitely see the appeal
No.588346
so if wesley cucked ae so hard that it literally destroyed his life
but then wesley in turn got peridot cucked right out from under him
who is the alphacuck
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>>588349
where'd her clothes go
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>>588349
as far as science has gone today
why havent we actually bred flying pigs yet
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>>588351
their bones would probat have to be hollow, making their body structure totally different
and the wings would still have to be huge
maybe we'll figure something out with flotation bladders in the future
No.588353
we're probably just gonna nail down cloning meat before we start genetically modifying animals on an extreme level
being able to make meat in factories rather than requiring a bunch of land and living animals to deal with seems like it'll change a lot
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tfw you're a fandom monogamist for a dead fandom... when's Homestuck updating
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>>588354
we have to wait for another steveybomb in the unknown future
could be awhile...
No.588359
I want lapis to kill someone in her sullen rage
>>588358
Are they only gonna do Stevenbombs until the end of time
No.588360
im so sick of fucking undertale and steven universe
so so so sick
No.588361
where's the steven underverse fandom
No.588362
>>588360
Don't worry Jojo part 4 soon
No.588363
i'm trying to remember how shitto did his emoticon
it was like, a winkying kissy face with exclamation points
o3- !!
no
;m !!!
no thats retarded
fuck how did it go
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>>588359
They're good for ratings, so, yes.
No.588366
1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4
I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore!
No.588367
redpill me on shitto's emoticon
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>>588367
its stupid and it looks like if a fish took a shit on an ice cream cone
need i say more......
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>you'll never have a gf to slut around with
No.588371
the true final boss of hsg
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>>588323
>ask waifuanon
Did you even eat her out or are you a shit?
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>>588371
>no boniface
9.9999999999/10
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>>588377
i thought boniface wasn't sponge
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>>588377
i don't think he does boniface
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>>588379
>not diving into that chocolate pie
EVEN I, REV, WOULD HAVE
HOW FUCKING PLEB ARE YOU, MICRODICK?
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>>588383
he said it wasn't him
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>>588371
Someone draw this
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>>588388
Why is everyone talking about that she's a gross snake
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>>588371
this is fucking unbelievable
this may be the pinnacle of epic
No.588392
>>588384
we never met in real life, dude.
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>>588392
>sending dick pics
>ever
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>>588391
my life long goal has now been completed
now i can finally die in peace...
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>>588371
D A N K O V E R L O A D
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>>588371
this is some truly over 9000 level shit right here
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sometimes I think about the dumb shit hussie did for the video game and I laugh
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>>588405
i laughed at the initial fuck ups, but the most recent backer email about downgrading to 2D and trying so very hard to frame all the changes as positive and not a catastrophe failure was a crossing point for me
now i just feel bad for the guy. the sympathy has surpassed the schadenfreude
No.588407
Imagine if Old Huss came back from the dead and the end of Homestuck has jokes about faggots, niggers, and rape.
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>>588406
>schadenfreude
Frau Blucher
No.588409
lol im high hahahahahaha weed lol
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>>588407
i don't even think he's New Huss any more. he's crossed into an even more depressed form.
first there was Old Huss, mirthful autist
then there was New Huss, sjw turncoat
and now there's... Nu Huss, a broken "man" who's lost everything
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>>588410
Punished "Semen" Huss
A Fallen Artist
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>>588410
I like that term, NuHuss
No.588414
He looks like 10 years older
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>>588414
spacebar aged like 20 years in a year
shit can happen to people
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>>588415
>shit can happen to people
Like Linda moving to Ohio or some shit
Literally the middle of nowhere
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>>588417
yea waifu moved to the middle of fucking nowhere
at least i saw her once a few years ago
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>>588417
did her mormonic roots finally catch up to her
No.588420
>tfw can't move because cat is sleeping next to me
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>>588421
i don't want to wake her up
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should we make a boad on one of the 'backup' chans if josh or hw just nukes the board
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>>588425
they wont do that?/????
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>>588425
it's that or /trash/
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>>588429
the mods on /vg/ have been stupider than usual lately
I've gotten a ban twice for "nsfw" on completely sfw images.
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>>588429
>>588430
but thats a good ban
No.588432
i will punish my belly button for hurting still
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No.588434
>So the current migration has been scrapped. I'm turning off the event horizon banners.
well at least we don't have to worry about losing all of our epic memes
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>>588434
didnt they say if these migrations failed there "wouldn't be time" for another solution
so what's gonna happen
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why won't outies just trim their horrible buttons
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>>588437
it would be extremely painful
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some guy was streaming hotline miami 2 and then quit the game when he got to a level where you had to kill a dog
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>>588436
well
third time's the charm
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>>588415
I'm pretty much like emperor palpetine. You see, racism acts very similar to the dark side of the force, ironically
No.588445
>I would like to apologize specifically to /v/ and /sp/. /v/ is a group of people who just want a stable community, and using them for testing purposes conflicted entirely with why they use 8chan. /sp/, on the other hand, just wanted a site fast enough to work. When the first migration failed I shut down the beta and purged them from the servers, then skipped off to a Japanese vacation without offering them any alternative or place to go. This was horribly inconsiderate and I feel that them leaving as a direct result has taken from the community a close circle of well tempered friends that were worth having around.
well done
No.588446
i feel all sicky-dicky
hope i don't have the flu...
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>>588441
you dont have to kill them if youre good enuf
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>>588447
yea that's what it looked like
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>>588445
where are you reading this from
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>>588444
*camera shutter click*
*freeze frame*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRfmFdaBdyk
hey, hey, hey, hold up!
who's this douchebag, you ask? that would be me, and let me tell you, i certainly didn't envision myself here five years ago. how did i get myself into this, well, it's a long story...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EMaZzfvQMI
*cut to footage plays of gradeschooler BSB getting his head shoved in a toilet by a black bully*
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No.588452
josh me once, shame on you
josh me twice...
won't get joshed again
No.588453
dammit i was gonna post wescum
No.588454
josh me once, i'm mad
josh me twice, how could you
josh me three times, you're officially that guy, okay? you know him, you know the one. you go up to the bar and he's like, "this suit is, uh, officially it's a giorgio armani, ech, my dad knows him." and FUCK YOU
I AAAAAAAAAAAAAIN'T HAVIN THAT SHIT
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>>588453
man the mods have really ramped up lately haven't they
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>>588455
yeah it's like redwood is back in office
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>>588450
vfan i thought you were going to stop posting
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>>588450
that black bully may have been in the same grade as me, but he was older since he was held back 13 times
No.588460
eternal punishment playstation portable patch
No.588461
>>588455
I heard they are getting paid twice as much now rofl
No.588462
i haven't signed up for classes and i have literally 0 idea what i need to take and class starts tomorrow
No.588463
>>588462
game design, philosophy and poledancing
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>>588463
you're joking but i've taken a lot of the first two
i have nothing going for me
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>>588464
That's because you're missing the third pillar of successful living.
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>>588465
poledancing?
i would have tried already if it wasn't illegal
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>>588466
do you live in the town in footloose?
poledancing's not illegal
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>>588467
it's prostitution isn't it
No.588469
>>588468
do you think all strip clubs operate illegally and the police just turn a blind eye
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>>588469
i forgot about strip clubs
sorry i haven't had much sleep lately
No.588471
i wonder what a libphone is, exactly, and how one gets cucked on it
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cute ginger with a plump rump
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>>588476
i wanna fug ginger dave
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>>588478
uh wow assuming dave is white much? whitewashing characters much? harassing my right to cosplay however i want much by having different headcanons? answer: yes. fucking wow.
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>bowie dies right after dropping his last album
shit
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goddamn you fucks weren't kidding
sleep tight bowie
No.588494
>Lazarus revived from the dead 4 days after his death
>"Lazarus - David Bowie" released 4 days before his death
No.588496
>bowie died
i don't want to be alive on this planet anymore
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>>588496
do you need some help with that
No.588498
what a horrible start to the year...
No.588499
david bowie was a pedophilewhich a lot forget but also remember that he called himself the ‘aryan superman’ and saidbritain needed another hitler and gave the nazi salute and also made the racist ass squinting eyesin china girl and tbh that entire song is racist af like why are we honestly still talking about david bowie
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>>588499
link me the tumblr post you got this from
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>>588501
don't worry I'm not that type of guy >:)
No.588504
noelle/nick, 21, bigender, vegas trashrat, thorntons bitch offspring. skilled in doing nothing besides playing shitty games and spending 100s of dollars in a day. i wanna get tag team murdered by nicki minaj and laura jane grace.
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>>588504
what does any of this mean
No.588506
>>588505
Well I understand that they want to be killed by nicki minaj and laura jane grance
No.588507
Is "jamaican men impregnating canadian women and then leaving" a thing?
No.588508
i wanna know what cuck is
i want libs to show me
No.588509
If I had to, I'd cuck anyone of you
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>>588504
>6000 bucks for Top Surgery
shit that's a lot of money
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>>588514
i wonder what thought process lead to "oh man that scene would be so much better if ruby was a scottie dog, i should draw that"
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>>588514
is this steven universe x scooby doo fanart?
No.588518
give me motivation hsg
i need to get some shit done but if i leave it up to myself, i'm just gonna lurk here all day and overdose on shitty coffee
No.588519
>>588515
he actually stopped by /sug/ today
he felt so bad about bowie dying that he didn't dump bad fanart
No.588520
>>588518
go get your stuff done you lazy sack of shit
No.588521
>>588518
go do your shit, faggot
No.588522
>>588518
hsg will be here after you get your shit done 👍
No.588524
I want Callie to ride me.
No.588527
you have to be committed to get a picture posted nowadays
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>>588524
>tfw no qt squidgirl overlord
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>>588526
entirely inaccurate
she would use a bomb or a gun instead of a sword
No.588531
would trump be the first shitposter president?
No.588532
>20$ for a global ad that last 24 hours
i wonder who's behind the Trump ad
No.588533
>>588532
Trump, obviously
nobody else in the world has that kind of money except those like three people in the middle east who have half the money in the world
No.588535
>>588533
why would trump want to advertise to neets and pedophiles?
No.588536
>>588535
because they're impressionable and politically confused fuckwits
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Dreams logged: 4 (42, 44, 35, 24)
Images saved: 7 (6)
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>>588545
it's scat porn my man
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>>588547
well, you were not lying
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>>588552
what did she mean by this?
No.588557
does exodia make anyone else squishy x3
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>>588526
pshhhh... nothing personnel, kuffar
No.588561
>>588526
But is she wrong though
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>>588555
I've seen it posted on /vp/ before
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>>588562
Obama has a strain of super herpes that is deadly and extremely contagious
No.588565
muslims will affect millions with this one strange trick - click here to find out
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>>588567
sorry you don't know as much about meme history as me friendo
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frisk is too cute to exist
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>>588569
>Emojis that work in your Twitter Name, Twitter Bio, and Ask.fm questions
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>>588571
the undertale meme is dead. DEAD.
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>>588571
you're too cancerous to live
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>>588572
but i wanted my name to be 👽
No.588578
fuck off and die blunderfail retards
No.588579
>>588577
maybe on INFINITY NEEEEEEEXT
No.588580
i'm an ut poster and i'm here to say
i post good memes everyday
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No.588582
>>588580
i'll be the judge of that
*snaps fingers* post hisory. now!
No.588583
>>588573
>>588574
>>588579
I still love Frisk regardless
No.588584
how do we stop the blunderfailures
No.588585
>>588580
i'll be the judge of that
*snaps fingers* post history. now!
No.588587
[nsfw audio] sans helps the listener with setting up a retirement fund
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[nsfw] sans reads the entire script of bee movie
No.588595
[nsfw audio] sans attends a funeral
No.588596
[nsfw audio, CW: death] sans and listener go to taco bell
No.588597
dipper goes to taco bell is so old
No.588598
>>588597
has grabbity balls ended yet
No.588600
top 5 weird facts you never knew about undertale
fact 1 - die
fact 2 - kill yourself
fact 3 - leave
fact 4 - die
fact 5 - die
No.588601
[sfw audio] sans rapes and cannibalizes frisk at the orgy
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No.588604
Your baby has left to find a new daddy
No.588605
[nsfw audio] Sans masturbates while him and the gang are watching Star Wars:TFA at the cinema
No.588606
[nsfw audio] Sans assassinates John F. Kennedy
No.588607
[nsfw audio] sans finds jesus, fucks his brains out
No.588608
[nsfw audio] Sans shitposts on Homestuck General
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[nsfw audio] sans gets bone cancer
No.588610
[nsfw audio] Joey does Joey things
No.588611
higher sanction on imported memes
No.588612
*bangs on table*
Desperate times call for desperate memes, dammit!
No.588613
>>588598
it's probably on hiatus again
No.588614
[nsfw audio] sans bones joey
No.588615
Will Hiveswap have voiceacting?
No.588616
>>588615
lolno, hussie is a jew
No.588617
>>588598
>>588613
It's been over for a while now...
No.588618
>>588615
we'll be lucky if hiveswap has audio at this point
No.588619
>>588615
anon what part of "no money" you didnt get?
No.588620
>>588615
it doesn't even have more than two dimensions
No.588621
>>588618
How long before it becomes a text adventure?
No.588622
>>588617
whatever it's not like I watch disney channel
No.588623
we have decided it would be best for the fan community if VA is provided by enthusiastic members of the fandom itself
No.588624
>>588623
do people still do hs comic dubs anymore?
No.588625
starring octopimp as joey
No.588626
>>588615
>just went from 3d to 2d
do you seriously need to ask this question?
No.588627
on the upside, the next few king's quest games will have high-quality voiceacting
No.588628
>>588625
I don't think Hussie can afford Octopimp. He's an e-celebrity. He was on Game Grumps.
No.588629
>>588623
someone calls Octopimp
this is his occasion to be semi-relevant again
No.588630
hiveswap eventually turns into one of those "punch the monkey and win an ipod" ads
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No.588632
smack joey with a shovel and win!
No.588633
hiveswap is now a 6000 word short story
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No.588635
what is it about shitting on hiveswap that is so fun
No.588636
hiveswap will be a powerpoint slide show of concept art
No.588637
hiveswap is now a tiny, badly compressed jpeg showing joey
No.588638
>>588635
because HSG knew that it was going to be a disaster
No.588639
in the year 2020 hussie releases hiveswap, which is just a vlog where he mumbles old memes ironically
No.588640
hiveswap eventually becomes a link to a second kickstarter
No.588641
>>588635
it's catharsis for the people who threw money away on it
and just kinda fun for the people who weren't that dumb
No.588642
>>588637
her legs are now twice as thick as her torso
No.588643
hiveswap is now just a 10 minute video of hussie burning all the hiveswap concept art and planning documents
No.588644
hiveswaps for sad children
No.588645
>>588640
boy those kickstarter jokes in the comic really havent aged well considering
No.588646
rachel rocklin releases "hiveswap", her manifesto on the dangers of explicity white characters. she then takes command of the remainder of the comic.
andrew hussie is never heard from again
No.588647
>>588645
I wonder if he's going to address it in the comic.
No.588648
>>588647
get ready for the next act to be filled with odd gentlemen salt
No.588649
>>588648
like he even has the gall anymore
No.588650
house is currently the perfect temperature for maximum comfy
it's like i'm wrapped in an air blanket
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>>588646
>andrew hussie is never heard from again
he hanst been heard from
only proof hes alive is selfies where he looks like hes been kept prisoner underground
No.588652
hey go easy on hussie
his dad died like recently
No.588653
how do we resurrect hussie
No.588654
>>588652
So did mine but you don't see me delaying games
No.588655
>>588652
i bet his dad died of disappointment in his sons shitty videogame
No.588656
>>588652
his dad died like 2 years ago wtf
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No.588663
erase the katnep poster from existence
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No.588665
man why is obama so boring
bush was a top memester
No.588666
>>588665
don't worry anon trump won't disappoint
No.588668
npr has gone from terribly biased clickbait to actual propoganda
it must be expunged from my life
where do you guys get your news from
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No.588670
I came up with the funniest joke this morning but I've forgotten it
It even involved a reference to the best starflyer song and everything
No.588671
>>588668
>caring about "news"
Nigger find better hobbies
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>>588668
hsg and tumblr
i don't care enough about the news to look for it
what'd they say
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No.588675
>>588668
>actual propaganda
What?
No.588676
>>588669
>>588673
>>588675
they said the cologne attacks were due to misogynist rape culture innate to germany and the men responsible being almost entirely migrants was just coincidence
really stunk of damage control. felt like fox news levels of ridiculous spinning on in the other direction. they didn't even put an author on the "report" because i'm sure nobody wanted their reputation associated with that shit.
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>>588672
>>588673
I thought I was the only one
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>>588677
yeah
they've really dropped all pretense of objectivity and seem to be pursuing news by the creed of "responsible reporting" that sjws love so much. actively framing the news in ways that "empower the oppressed" instead of just trying to state what happened as clearly as possible.
it's just gotten worse and worse, but blaming the "collective psyche" of german men for this is a new low
No.588682
>>588681
it's a good thing nobody actually falls for it
nobody who matters anyway
No.588683
>>588679
it's very low effort
No.588684
>>588682
>only me and my racist /pol/ buddies matter
lol
No.588685
>>588682
yeah, even the comment sections for the article and the facebook repost are filled with people appalled by how blatant it is.
and like, i get why npr wants to do it, they don't want people to think of all muslims as evil rapists. i agree that it's unfortunate that this event will cause hatred toward people who don't deserve it just because they're also brown. but spinning an agenda most of your readers agree with, including me, is still pushing an ideology under the guise of news. and it makes you worthless as a new source.
No.588686
>>588685
>pushing an ideology under the guise of news
YOU MEAN LIKE THE BIBLE?
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No.588688
>>588686
uh sure?
i do not think the bible with its worldwide floods and magic zombie clerics is a very good news source, correct.
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>>588690
[in bare naked ladies guy who looks like jon reader voice] its ben
No.588692
>>588689
i think maybe, just maybe, not taking spiritual texts as fact isn't enough to qualify for edgy-status
No.588693
>liking what i don't like
obviously gay and dumb
>caring
a fedoralord, to be sure
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Look what came in the mail for me
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*quietly adds joseph to the names of hsg posters we know*
No.588703
fucking sjws infiltrating our news outlets
No.588704
>>588701
that does does look like jon huh
No.588705
>>588702
We've known rev's name for months, someone signed him up for insurnace or something with my phone number
No.588706
joseph fender is a radical name
No.588707
>>588706
also a valid troll name
No.588708
*saves your address*
hope you like pizza fuckboy
No.588709
someone draw joey
but instead
its boey
No.588710
>>588708
why yes actually i do very much so
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No.588712
speaking of which, how long should I wait before hunting down those who haven't sent they girstmas packages
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>>588706
It's not radical
>>588707
Yeah, and?
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>>588712
it is well into january, do it now
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Look at this Jowie
every time I do it makes me laugh
No.588720
>>588712
did the guy from italy ever get his present
No.588721
>>588712
beat them with a stocking full of coal
No.588722
>>588714
fender dude
like the guitar
thats p rad
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you are all superior to rev
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>>588722
Yes like the guitar
The whole family is still p. Mad with uncle Leo for that
No.588728
>>588720
looks like it's still in customs
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That name is way too cool for him
He should not share a name with best jojo
No.588731
>>588726
I know you're trying to insult me but it's not really offensive if it's in no way believable
No.588732
how do we stop rev's power
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>>588732
Bullet to the skull.
No.588734
Angelica
Wesley
Ben
Xav
James
Jon
Eric or Erik I dunno
Kayleigh
I think Zwid and P_P's names were both Jonathon
who else
No.588735
the power of sound cancellation
No.588736
He makes Ben look like Ferris bueller
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>>588731
I can't help it if you're delusional
No.588738
>>588723
Erek
Ryan
Kayleigh
Angelica
Linda
James
Samuel
Joseph
Sam
Ben
Wesley
Um
Chaz's name was something like chaz
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>>588735
wew boy am i laughing
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>>588739
werent they the kid of some guy from the walking dead and also i think that wasnt therir name
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>>588738
Also if anyone cares:
Hellstrider
Hallow
IPGD
Angel
Waifu
Wonk
C1Q
Rev
Sponge
No.588748
im sure glad i only told like
uh
3 or 4 people my first name
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No.588750
>>588273
for real? that's amazing.
of course, I still have a long way to go but it's great to realize how this one language will probably remain fun and useful forever.
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>>588751
What kind of boner
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>>588425
that would be hsg's third exodus.
maybe you should just... let it die.
No.588757
>>588756
no we should keep killing upstart imageboards
No.588758
>>588756
but... you'll always have homestuck general...
No.588759
right now we're scattered like the jews
hsg needs to forge an israel of its own
like the bronies did on /co/
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No.588761
>>588759
Rebuild the temple
Start sacrificing to eri again
No.588762
>>588759
didn't we already do that with dumbgarbage
No.588763
Asriel did nothing wrong.
No.588764
>>588763
>Jewish name
Already disproved you
No.588765
maybe the mods will forget they banned us...
No.588766
>>588763
He's Serial Murderer
Also it's the name for the god of death in Jewish mythos
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No.588768
jews have a god of death?
are they polytheists?
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>>588766
>Also it's the name for the god of death in Jewish mythos
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>>588765
HSG has left a permanent shit stain on /co/
there's no getting rid of it
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>>588775
>god of death
>god
>angel of death
>angel
No.588777
>>588776
whatever dude, same thing
No.588779
>>588775
>the Muslim god of death
Anon...
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No.588784
This site's general population is so goddamn fucking stupid holy shit.
Imagine if you hated the catholic church, but your idea of a solution was to paint pentagrams on your body and terrorize the country side, yelling curses and worshiping baphomet. As a result, the power of the church grows significantly because ordinary people are so fucking scared of these new goat-fucking heretics. That's 8chan, yelling and cursing like toddlers, fighting the good fight against SJWs.
Thanks for listening.
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>>588784
>all they do is engage in character attacks and it's worked for 20 years but don't you dare say a word against the SJWs because YOU'LL degrade the level of discourse.
reminder that apologizing for leftist bullshit makes you as culpable as the ones spouting it.
No.588880
>>588863
>implying identity politics is leftism
please go read an intro to politics textbook
identity politics is liberal whether its sjw or white supremacy
liberalism is not leftism