No.588781
No.588782
someone post the omega sponge from yesterday
No.588783
i just want to add new banners
No.588785
>>588782
no sponge
fuck off sponge
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>>588784
youre fucking pathetic, and wrong
thanks for listening
No.588792
>>588791
shes not an actual fucking cat jesus
shes an autistic troll girl predenting to be a cat
No.588793
>>588792
please... check your privilege...
No.588794
>>588792
trolls could have heat
No.588795
Anyway, like I was saying, it's a nice day out.
No.588798
>>588791
This went from adorable out of 10 to pure unadulterated shit real fast
No.588799
>>588798
why dogface
does the suggestion of lewd trigger you
is nep ur pure waif
No.588800
No.588802
i love nep-nep
and nep-nep loves me!
No.588804
>>588712
i sent mine today
but it will take a while to reach its destination because it has to cross a fucking ocean
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>>588804
from italy? good, there's only a handful of stragglers left
No.588811
No.588812
A guy cuts his coke into little lines witha razor blade and I use a can of compressed air for the computer to blow it all around the table while smiliing
No.588813
>>588794
i know it's been a while, but that doesn't make sense given that karkat doesn't know the symptoms of heat
No.588814
tfw youre fuckin legend.....
No.588815
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No.588817
>>588813
maybe it's something specific to olive bloods?
No.588818
>miles of plot development
>three books long
>dozens of well developed OCs like pic related (fuck i need to redraw that to not look like shit)
>the extremiest rap battles this side of the autism spectrum
>three books long
>featuring "your favorite anime"
>all the above shit
>STILL no dedicated readerbase
>my one serial reader god bless
No.588820
>>588818
my loli doesnt want to upload.... fam.....
No.588821
i'm gonna get my head shaved this week
wish me luck
No.588822
>>588821
ahahaha don't
you'll look like me in 2014
and i looked like a retard
pic related
No.588823
>>588822
but my hairline is so far back and i don't know what else to do
No.588824
>>588823
post pic of forehead
No.588825
>>588823
wear a cowboy hat the rest of your life
No.588827
No.588828
>>588824
imagine a normal 4chan autist but like, with a whiteboard over their eyebrows
>>588825
i have literally been wearing a hat any time there was a chance somebody would see me for months
No.588829
No.588830
>>588827
listen bud
he's got radioactive blood
No.588832
>>588829
historically, posting selfies on hsg has gone badly for literally everybody
No.588833
>>588832
*clears throat*
it's epic...
No.588835
>>588832
but i post selfies every time i come here....
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No.588839
>>588838
>that fucked up anatomy
No.588841
>>588839
don't even talk to me about fucked up anatomy.........
>in my mind, i am the art
>the art is glorious. i can see eridu maria in my mind
>i go to computer
>it is time to transcribe eridu maria into the real world
>FUGG PERPSECTIVe & aNANTOMY LAmo :-DDD
No.588843
>>588841
why are you even here
No.588844
>>588839
That is a perfect bod my fam
No.588845
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No.588847
>>588843
because i hate niggers
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No.588850
oh that girl who's mom dropped her off to the porn shoot that was posted last thread.
Heres a summary webm
No.588851
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No.588852
the best karkat ship is karkat x his hand
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No.588854
>>588850
>watching porn with another male in it
Cuck
No.588857
i have the high ground anakin
No.588858
>>588857
You underestimate my powa
No.588860
>>588853
reddit has the best porn community on the internet.
No.588861
>>588860
>reddit
>best community
>for anything
No.588864
THE WAR IS ON
KISS YOUR WAIFUS GOODBYE
WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT THIS TIME
No.588865
You fought in the Ship Wars?
No.588867
with over twenty confirmed sinkings
No.588868
>>588865
SO THAT YOUR PASTY ASS COULD SIT AT HOME AND SHITPOST ON AN IMAGEBOARD
No.588870
it's over stannis, I have twenty good men
No.588871
>>588782
I could have done a better job with the vape cigs
No.588872
>>588871
you could have done an EVEN BETTER job
by not wasting your time on this
No.588873
>>588872
but anon... it's epic!
No.588874
>>588872
but... it's epic...
No.588875
Someone help me name my Rocket launcher.
No.588876
>"it was epic!" - sponge's suicide note
No.588878
>>588869
These are actually pretty old by now but I still think they're good.
There's also this.
No.588879
>>588876
>not "it was epic..."
No.588881
reminder that this happened once
No.588882
>>588881
reminder that calibob 2.0 will appear in time clones: the game v4.0
No.588884
>>588878
I like these. I also have this abomination.
No.588887
>>588884
I miss using the black box.
No.588888
god I hate the blackbox. Stop using it!!!
No.588889
>>588885
That 4th one is gold ngl
No.588891
No.588892
>>588891
he got unbanned like 20 minutes later because grant actually thought he was vfan.
No.588894
someone redpill me on this "vfan" meme
No.588895
did vfan leave
did i make her kill herself
it's epic...
No.588896
Vfan is a sad story, lads
She left because she could sink no lower here and had to find a new pool of depravity to dive into
Probably snorting a line right now
No.588897
>>588886
"A depiction of anon's dad"
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No.588899
>>588898
fugg hes here :-DDD
No.588900
>>588897
close. Its Queens of the Stone Age.
No.588901
>>588896
where did the vfan go?
No.588903
>>588902
are you serious
that's fucking retarded and hilarious
wasnt she here like a week ago though
No.588904
>>588903
she hasnt been here in a week here. There was a lot of skype nig drama
No.588906
>>588904
she was here last saturday/sunday
No.588907
>>588896
>Probably snorting a line right now
jews shouldn't do coke
large nose + love of money = they misunderstand how coke works and end up snorting the rolled up dollar bill straw instead
No.588908
>>588904
oh, yeah
thank god she was a bitch
and a leftist on top of that
No.588909
all leftists should just off themselves and save god the trouble
No.588910
oh, nintendo got an official tumblr
No.588912
No.588913
>>588902
>07/28/15
but remember this
No.588914
>>588912
can you post your face
No.588915
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No.588917
spider blood
spider blood
radioactive spider blood
No.588918
fallout 4 mod to show supply line information when
i dont know how i have this chain set up anymore
No.588919
>>588914
i post my fucking face every other time im here you epic shit :-DDD
No.588920
>>588918
its called
go to the map
and click the keyboard button assigned to show supply lines
holy fug....
No.588921
>>588920
it would be nice if the game told you such a button existed
No.588922
>>588921
holy shit
dude it SHOWS you on the map screen
No.588924
No.588926
ever have a dream where you beat off?
No.588927
>playing mario kart 8
>while playing epic mafia on laptop
>while talking to qt punk girl bffsie
FUCK why am i this retarded :-DDD
No.588928
>>588927
God fuck can we have vfan back
Even she wasn't this insufferable
No.588929
>>588928
we can bring her back and then you guys can watch us argue
No.588931
january is the cruelest month, that breeds tripfags out of the dead land
No.588932
No.588934
to be fair i was anon until people started bitching about not being able to hide my posts
FUGG CNAT PLEASE EVERYBODY LMAO X-DDDD
No.588935
>>588932
april in the poem, but it's january now so
No.588939
>get hit by a red shell right before the finish line
EVERY FUCKIING TIME
EVERY FUCKING TIME
No.588940
>>588937
a bad harry potter cosplayer with curly hair and no glasses?
No.588941
i dreamed about getting attacked by a stand once
it was called 'dead man walking' and it was something about manipulating people's movements without them being aware of it
but i was immune to it because i didn't eat the thing that triggered it so i could use my stand to kill the user
No.588942
>>588940
Nigger what
Spongeking is my stand
I don't even look like Daniel Radcliffe
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No.588945
I wonder who's running the nintendo tumblr.
Is it the same guy that runs the noa twitter?
No.588946
>>588943
Spongelord's final form
Spongelord-->Lv 69-->Spongeduke-->Moutpic Stone-->Spongeking
>>588944
You cannot but help reply to my posts! Trying to resist is useless! Useless! Useless useless useless useless!
No.588947
>play mario kart 8 and epic mafia at the same time
>die n1 in mafia and finish 7th
>FUGG :-DDDD
No.588948
if cletus is dio
who's jojo
No.588949
>SSX stands for Surfboarding, Snowboarding, and Motorcross
>game only features snowboarding
why this?
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No.588951
>>588948
There's nobody else handsome enough
XLR can be Avdol he's a nigger lol
No.588953
Epic
Btw you guys will never figure out my name
No.588954
>>588953
we already know, it's cletus
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No.588957
Cletus post a picture of yourself I wanna do something
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No.588961
if i could
begin to be
half the cuck
libs think of me
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No.588963
how is each crew worse than the last
No.588964
>>588962
Yea I scrolled up and got that one.
No.588965
>>588963
what are you talking about?
No.588966
>>588964
fuck off ben we all know you're gonna jerk off to him
No.588968
ben...
ben.........
BEN.......
b-ben.... b-ben!!! what are you doing, ben!!!! you f-filthy.... f-filthy jew!!! what are you doing!!!
but it was too late. ben was dead. he was dead. eridu maria was aloen. she was stuck travelling between dimensions in search of her wonderful old friend and her daddy, her daddy who she had remembered the 6 million with.... heru ltimate daddy-father.... MARIO MARIO.... the aryan legend.... though he was not an aryan legend hwen hse met her so the character development that he was an aryan legend would certianly hit her by surprise. luckily it owuld be an extremely moe element of surprise since eridu maria is naturally cute as FUCK, being loli and all that. eridu maria was travelling between dimensions looking for mario.
No.588969
>>588966
I mean he is kind of attractive but he's a douchebag so no.
No.588970
>>588968
I don't think I've ever even talked to you.
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>>588970
thats the intro to the newest chapter of my ongoing attempt at seizing "meme legend" status
No.588973
how do we unleash ben's rage and turn it against niggerclit
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No.588978
where's that loquacious catnip-toking nancy
No.588979
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No.588980
Ben can't unleash rage
only autism
No.588981
i'm bored right now
give me requests to do stuff in paint
No.588982
>>588981
you dying screaming and alone
No.588983
No.588984
How the fuck would someone know your name from an anonymous imageboard anyway
>>588957
2lazy to take one rn
have one of my personal favorites
>>588966
Isn't that what everyone does?
>>588969
That's part of the appeal
No.588985
>>588984
fuck off you nigger
No.588986
thinks he's dio
is actually that giraffe gem
No.588987
>>588985
Jealousy is an evil, evil thing
No.588988
>>588987
why would i want to be a nigger
No.588989
how to get rid of cletus:
just don't reply
No.588990
>>588986
Yeah I love my long neck
>>588988
I have no idea the very thought is repulsive
>>588989
I'm not vfan-- half of my posts are attentionwhoring but half are just mental diarrhea
No.588991
i sure am jelly of that shitskin and tiny nigger brain...
No.588992
I didn't put much thought into this.
Artifacts used to be "brown", because of their border.
No.588994
fugg dudes im playing smUsh now and in sudden eath i got KO'd by a FUCKING arrow :^(
No.588995
>>588991
I have olive skin and I'm fairly smart in terms of academic stuff
Although I'm a fucking idiot irl
>>588992
Epic
No.588996
No.588997
>>588995
we're all "smart"
we're just useless faggots with no hope for the future and no way to practically apply that knowledge
smh fam
though i guess my hope for the future is to become a meme legend and make 10 million dollars every year for the rest of my life
too bad u folks are doomed to the scrub life
heh heh
No.588998
he really is uncle ruckus
No.588999
$10 on niggerclit just being vfan under a different name
No.589000
>>588999
They've posted a few times before I think.
No.589001
$10 on me deserve a qtbutt gf
No.589002
No.589003
>>588999
don't you remember me
i'm chibi
vfan has no artistic talent and probably has a beard vastly inferior to my own
No.589004
okay so what is the point of drawing jasper if you don't draw her armpit hair?
makes like 0 sense not to.
No.589005
>>588997
No I work with cool plants most of the year it's p cool
>>588998
I wish he's my role model
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>>589005
why would you want to be an autistic neckbeard
also lmao do you just work at a store or do you also live #ruralscrublife
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No.589011
in a just world cletus is picking cotton
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>>589008
I live in a suburb of NYC
>>589011
Too bad we live in a HEROIC world
No.589015
>>589014
i thought you lived upstate
No.589016
fugg no qt beta bf to share the rural hawaii scrub life w/
No.589018
>>589015
Nah even the farthest parts of Westchester aren't "upstate"
I'm 20 miles away from Grand Central
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No.589020
>>589016
>rural hawaii
Fuck you I want that instead
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No.589022
>>589018
im so glad you dont live near near me
its bad enough knowing PoM lives real close
No.589023
>>589021
What island you on
Save me from this icy hell
>>589022
Where do you live? ;)
No.589024
>>589023
big island
bro i wanted winter all year.... i was like.... "its going to be nice and cool instead of fucking hot and humid 24/7"
instead it's cold as shit until like 9 and then it's back to being hot as fuck
or it's pouring every day for two fucking weeks
No.589025
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAAAAaaAAAAaaAaAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>589022
you should leave some fresh pampers on pom's doorstep every day
No.589028
>lucina with name "GirlGamer" in smUsh
WOE
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>>589024
>not loving the tropics
Wow
>>589026
>greenpoint
Hipster faggot
No.589034
>>589032
i fucking hate this place
>no internet at home
>walk two miles to get internet
>GOATS
>literally live on a farm
>hippies everywhere
>people who live alone get robbed often
maybe if you live in hilo it's better but
i hate this place
No.589035
>>589033
why did you flip their eyes
No.589036
>>589034
Well see the problem seems to be you're poor
Not with Hawaii itself
No.589037
>no giant gf to fill up whole glasses with her loogies for me
suffering
No.589038
>>589036
no but
im complaining about
>>>rural hawaii
>tfw dad is a millionaire but not even a shit
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No.589040
Seriously
>growing coffee beans and pineapple
>cute goats to take care of
>JUNGLE
>lots of good asian food because there's a lot of asians
>I think that one armed surfer lives in Hawaii
>delicious native women
>Probably not a nuke target like NYC
>>589038
>tfw dad is a millionaire but not even a shit
BRUH ARE YOU SERIOUS
No.589042
No.589044
>>589040
you look like you belong in a jungle
No.589045
>>589032
you know it was a neighborhood before the mid 2000s right
No.589046
>>589044
it calls to him..
No.589047
No.589048
>>589045
*ahem*
fuck off and die foodie cunt
No.589049
>>589045
Anyone who lives in Brooklyn is a hipster faggot and basically >>589048
No.589050
>>589040
>growing coffee beans
meh not that great
>cute goats to take care of
goats are literally the anti-christ holy shit. the bucks are faggots who piss all over themselves and won't go anywhere unless you pull the shit out of them
>lots of good asian food
buy canned pineapples
>delicious native women
ugh hawaiians are racist as fuck
the non-russian side of my family is rich. but my dad is borderline insane and thinks everyone victimizes him while simultaneously being a dick to everyone
>sends extremely abusive emails to his 12 year old daughter and ex-wife for years
>YOUR EVIL RELIGION BRAINWASHED YOU INTO THINKING I'M A BAD PERSON AND GOING TO HELL
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No.589052
>>589050
>ugh hawaiians are racist as fuck
Another bonus
>the non-russian side of my family is rich. but my dad is borderline insane and thinks everyone victimizes him while simultaneously being a dick to everyone
>sends extremely abusive emails to his 12 year old daughter and ex-wife for years
>YOUR EVIL RELIGION BRAINWASHED YOU INTO THINKING I'M A BAD PERSON AND GOING TO HELL
I don't know how to react to this
No.589054
goodnig
homestruck genertel
No.589055
>>589052
>one side of my family extremely poor but decent
>other side rich as fuck but beyond caliborn personality
No.589056
cletus is literally hellstrider
right down to the daddy issues
No.589057
AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL
*pulls back curtain to reveal a small tap-dancing eri*
AT THE CENTER OF IT ALL
No.589058
>>589056
i dont think that's cletus
this is some other toe-jam-and-earl-looking attentionmonger
No.589059
>>589056
he really is, damn
No.589060
>>589056
>>589059
That's niggerclit, not me
No.589061
>>589056
right down to the ambiguous racial features
No.589062
someone post the webm of the top kek commercial
No.589063
>>589056
what the fuck is a hellstrider
if he's like me does that mean he's also a .. .. . . meme legend
No.589065
>>588730
You obviously don't know me
>>588732
I can't be stopped
It's too late
>whoever wrote this is way more obsessed with waifuanon than I am
WOW
No.589066
>>589064
i wasn't expecting such a speedy response
thanks
No.589067
I love my pop-pop...
Besides males are much more likely to have mommy issues
No.589069
>>589049
ah yes my grandma whos been living here since she was a child is a hipster, of course
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>>589065
what the fuck
reading that just reminds me of egg though
No.589073
>>589068
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was the ballad of the wind fish
why you gotta disappoint me like that
No.589074
No.589075
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>589068
>not the original
Fag
No.589076
>>589065
did zwid send this
they have the same zwidick wrapping paper
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>>589065
>>589072
>>589076
i remember this, it was originally about joey
No.589079
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No.589081
i seriously want to know details about 4chan's demographic
how many end up successful
how many end up horrible failures
how many end up killing themselves
No.589082
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>>589081
notch was a /v/irgin at one point
now he's a billionaire
No.589084
>>589082
>8chan ate my oekaki
thank
No.589085
>>589083
and he's gonna probably kill himself
No.589086
>>589072
That fucking stack of porn was actually 4lbs
Look at these things
>>589075
>original
>link's awakening dx
>the gbc remake
No.589087
cletus can you at least put in an effort to make good posts
No.589088
No.589089
>>589086
DX is better
also seriously how many people got touhou porn for gristmas? this is what like, 3 now?
No.589090
too fast for the naked eye
No.589093
>>589090
>SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
No.589094
>>589089
I only sent porn to rev
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No.589096
>>589089
>dx is better
Only for that perfect ending
Otherwise it's the same game with a new hat!
No.589097
>>589088
Think of all the lewd things Joey would do invisible...
No.589098
>>589096
It had the color dungeon too
No.589099
>>589097
I hate this slut!
I want Joey!
No.589100
>>589094
I got touhou and a fleshlight so I guess that's not touhou porn it's just touhou and porn.
I haven't actually read the whole touhou thing it could be porn somewhere
No.589101
>>589097
think of how easy she'd be to animate...
No.589102
>>589098
Which was not strictly an improvement
That dungeon is the new hat
The perfect ending just clarified what the original left ambiguous
No.589103
Mommy!!!!.....My pants are all stuffy DDDD:!!!
No.589104
>>589102
it also has things like color, you dumb faggot
No.589105
>>589102
I don't think it really "improved" anything but it's additional content.
It's still great.
No.589106
>>589104
>put LA in a gbc/gba
>pick your palette
No.589107
Shipwrecked Link, doomed on a desert island-- delirious, he fucks a screeching seagull, moaning "Marin, Marin"
No.589108
No.589109
invisible joey doing lewds things
No.589110
>>589108
play undertale then ;)
No.589111
I miss GBA games even more
I miss Advance Wars and 2D Metroid
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>>589112
you FUCK OFF underfailure
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No.589115
theres a lot of failures here on 8chan
lucky for you im not one of them
together with mario and the search for the inner spaghetti party quest, i a legend
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>>589117
what the fuck is this
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>>589116
i am insani.... meme legend
my fanfic is already three books long.... we are taking over the literary unvierse. there is nothing you can do to oppose the upcoming "meme legend"
No.589121
>>589119
niggerclits shitty board
No.589123
>>589120
>i am insani
i thought your name is niggerclit
No.589124
why is it that every time i come back there's some new attention whore trying to captivate the 5 anons who still post here
what is your endgame
No.589125
>>589123
niggerclit is my shitposting name
and if i ever become good at drawing it will be my porn name :^)
No.589126
>>589111
Best time in metroid 2 was just under 1:16:xx or so
Crazy good game, really tricky bits later on with backtracking.
No.589127
Touhou porn is weird
Look at this shit
No.589129
just exactly who is the barg barg anon
No.589130
hsg -> farts -> piggy -> hussie
No.589131
>>589129
probably one of the other five people who post here that arent you
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>>589130
i will be the new hussie
also fugg i forgot to draw a joey lmao
No.589135
I've been playing borderlands 2 lately and when I went outside earlier I got really excited for a second
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>>589135
>I've been playing borderlands 2 lately
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>>589135
borderlands 2 is a good game
but
man i really fucking hate burch
No.589139
>>589131
there is more than five
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>>589135
explain for those of us who are never touching borderlands
No.589142
>>589140
It looks like the spawn vehicle pad
No.589143
>>589135
i hear there are people who get excited by going outside just in general
No.589144
>>589135
DAMN dude...really good gamer joke youve got there
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>>589140
Loot drops are colored by rarity
I thought that orange pole was an smg dropped off a boss
No.589147
>>589131
there's like 20ish
or there was a couple of months ago
>>589135
I don't think I've ever had serious tetris syndrome
No.589148
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>>589148
i want to shit on whoever made this
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>>589148
I hope a toilet from an exploding plane decapitated you
No.589156
homestuck began over 30 years ago
No.589157
>>589148
What makes me maddest is the emphasis on the words
No.589158
>>589148
this comic wants to make me commit suicide
No.589159
hey krillin these niggers
No.589160
no updates, no peace, no andrew hussie
No.589161
>>589157
"my new and ultimate fetish"
No.589162
in the beginning, there was homestuck
No.589163
i won't let the sjws win
i will... bring him back
*draws pentagram of blood around wax lips*
No.589164
>motor momma ate one of moxxi's girlffriends alive
Not sure I like that one of the writers just dropped his vote fetish into this dlc
No.589165
IT'S SO DELICIOUS AND MOIST
No.589166
>>589164
dude
borderlands 2 writing is shit
before my laptop broke i was just playing metal and running around psychoing the fuck out of a shit
No.589167
xlr is the only good poster left
No.589169
>>589167
HOLD ON THERE LIL NIGGA
MISTER TORGUE HIGH-FIVE FLEXINGTON IS FUCKING INCREDIBLE
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No.589173
>>589167
i'm flattered, but i think we both know that i'm white noise at best
No.589175
best posters: me
who cares: rest
No.589177
>>589176
Fuck you and the moon
No.589178
i make only good posts, and all of the best ones!
No.589181
why is this chikky takin so long to bake...?
No.589182
>>589180
is this more or less epic if you can read moon
No.589183
>>589182
no clue, but i like the element of mystery
i love the butthole star tho
No.589184
my new and ultimate fetish
No.589185
>>589182
you can infer it either way
No.589186
what's a good vore-themed pick-up line?
No.589187
>>589186
from experience: "i wanna show you my inner beauty"
has the side effect of making your partner want to fucking kill himself to escape this hell tho
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No.589193
Redpill me on this steven universe meme
No.589194
>>589190
this yeast is a little burnt
No.589195
>>589193
lesbian rocks raise a rock/human boy and defend earth from monsters
No.589196
are they actually lesbians
No.589197
>>589196
technically no. theyre genderless and dont have sexual reproduction. But their thinly veiled females having thinly veiled sex in the form of fusion.
No.589198
my fav steven universe meme is jew teaches little arab girl to jihad
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No.589200
i hate steven universe more now
No.589201
important wild post status: snagged
No.589202
>>589200
why do you hate fun
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No.589204
>>589203
yeah lol it's epic
No.589206
ugh..... you damn jew
i really dont like the jewish race
when i get home im going to make some dumb shit like having dinosaur hitler poop on israel happen in spaghetti partt to commemorate me bending you over and drinking nigger cum out of your abused asshole
No.589208
>>589206
how do you expect to force yourself as a meme when youre a run of the mill /b/tard
No.589209
>>589208
inb4 he responds by saying it's epic
No.589211
>>589208
brute strength
anyway i'm going. bye. enjoy your <period of time until i appear again>
No.589212
>>589207
i love the top he's wearing in this and i think i'd look really good in it btw
No.589213
when is that cp going away
No.589214
>>589207
you think, being a dictator, he'd spring the money to pay for a personal trainer/dietitian
why a silly little fat boy
No.589215
is vivec alone a reason to play morrowind
he seems epic as hell
No.589216
>>589214
why do that when you can just kill everyone that mocks you
No.589217
>>589214
isn't he horrified of people being literally close to him? i feel like i heard he has a fear of barbers
it's pretty rational from his perspective tbh
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>>589215
he's a dude who betrayed a murdered his best friend to attain godhood, but then actually became an benevolent god and protected his people, to the point that he is totally fine with giving up his own divinity for the greater good.
he's interesting. he was a horrible man but a wonderful god, so how do you judge him. are they even the same person anymore?
No.589221
>>589219
me
also
>that yoshi's island stomach
epic
No.589222
>>589220
couldn't you say he murdered his best friend for the greater good, indirectly?
i feel like he could still be alive somewhere in tamriel or another plane, which makes him a lot more interesting imo
No.589223
>>589219
whatever happened to sprite comics
No.589224
>>589223
they live on in homestu
No.589225
>>589222
from his perspective as a mortal, no. he murdered the champion of his people and his best friend for power. in the long run it might have been a net positive for the world, but it's impossible to know what good lord nerevar would have done with the rest of his life. probably a lot. maybe more than vivec, and definitely more than the other two gods.
it's hinted vivec is consumed by guilt, but he also seems to say that he views his lives before and after becoming a god as separate, and the sins of vivec the man do not apply to vivec the god. whether he really believes that or it is just how he's come to terms with things is impossible to say.
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No.589228
so like
aside from a couple of spanish people, cousinfucker, xlr, and a brazilian is hsg entirely white?
icant think of any asians aside from the occasional laotian pedophile
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>>589228
Italians aren't le white
No.589232
>>589231
you are not le white
No.589233
>>589232
I'm caucasian!
Suck my cauc!
No.589234
>>589233
literally not white
No.589235
cousinfucker is such an uncle tom lmao
No.589236
but he can't deny those savage instincts..
No.589237
>>589235
>>589234
If I'm not white what am I
No.589238
>>589237
you are a brown negro
No.589239
>>589238
Nah
You should have said spic or sandnigger that would have actually triggered me because it's sorta plausible
But you went too far and the hyperbole has no effect
No.589242
imagine this: me and cletus as gems, fusing
No.589243
just like argentina, cletus is white
No.589246
>>589244
he will remind us uwu
No.589248
>>589239
holy shit you sound like ae
No.589250
>>589242
I'd shatter cletus' gem...
No.589252
>>589242
But that's fag pandering sponge
Kids watch our show
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>>589254
LITERAL animal abuse
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i feel bad for jeb
im gonna support jeb out of pity!
No.589259
I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.
No.589260
do you wanna send me a mouthpic
it doesn't have to be a mouthpic
(actually yes it does)
No.589261
>>589260
take out the 'me'
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who should i give crom faeyr to
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No.589269
>>589264
not me
that doujin is good though
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>>589269
What doujin is it
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No.589276
>go to make mozzarella sticks
>only 4 left
oh.
No.589277
do i really not have this favorited
No.589278
>>589276
>make mozzarella sticks
Don't say "make" unless you mean you are making them
You're just reheating them.
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>>589278
*crowd of laughing children throwing rocks* haha, smear the pedant!
No.589281
>>589276
>>589278
die foodie cunts!!
No.589282
>>589281
damn beat me to it
No.589283
>>589272
http://exhentai.org/g/788179/6ea8233b20/
http://exhentai.org/g/826878/7be28560f9/
It's one of these I think.
If not that it's the demon one, though I can't find that at the moment.
No.589284
>>589283
I legit can't check from here
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No.589286
>>589284
The names of those are
[Yuunagi no Senryokugai Butai (Nagi Ichi)] Mejiri Furyou Shounen Mesu Ana Kouseisu!]
and
[Gujira 4 Gou (Gujira)] Kimeseku ni Maketa Shounen
if it helps any
No.589287
>Muslim Teen Refugee Charged With MURDER For Beating 97-Yr-Old WWII Veteran To Death
what did he mean by this
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No.589289
>“I never seen that kid get in trouble with somebody else,” said Makuey’s father, Jinud Ruath. “He’s a very respectful child. And he never disrespects anyone. I’ve never seen him get in a fight with other people.”
what did he mean by this
No.589290
>>589286
>first one
Feminization, yaoi
>second one
Also yaoi
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>>589290
What the fuck did you expect from "I've now completely turned into a female! Daiki's making me his woman!"
No.589293
[the scene: a secret KKK fear-mongering operation. the room is full of frightened men typing for their lives. periodically an overseer cracks a whip, and the typing increases]
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>>589293
did you ship your gristmas gift yet？
No.589297
>>589296
no, sorry, I'll do that soon!
No.589298
>>589296
>>589297
it is physically in my possession, I just need to figure out how shipping things works
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>>589295
Oh, well I've got a lot of that too.
You should have just asked.
Lilith -The Knight Who Became a Succubus
When Aniki Wore a Bikini
[Amulai Sweet Factory] Trans-Vampire
His Class Change to Girlfriend
No.589302
>>589297
>>589298
nice, only two people left to hunt down...
i use
https://www.paypal.com/us/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_ship-now
or you can have the people at the post office walk you through everything
No.589303
saltlick, several months later, still holding on to the gift
No.589304
>>589302
who do you need hunted
i can assist
No.589305
It's snowing outside!!!!!!
No.589306
>>589304
"choco" and "josh"
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>>589306
uh
maybe i cant help, then
if theres like, posts by them or something
cause i dont know of anyone by those names
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choco and josh, please report to the principal's office
No.589312
they're arranged to send to khan and dot so i guess i can ask if they got anything
No.589313
man
there was a game i wanted to play
but
i cant remember what it was
fuck
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shitlord had a way shorter shelf life than fedora
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I should make an idle game...
No.589323
>>589322
make sburb: the idle game
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No.589325
click to smack joey with a shovel, collecting her blood and occasionally rarer teeth
clone joeys to smack more and once
eventually raise an army of joey
No.589326
okay but like. what if Corruption of Champions. was an idle game.
No.589327
>>589326
you want that furgold eh?
No.589328
>>589327
if Mom asks where I'm getting all this money and I get coy about it she'll just assume it's drugs or prostitution. the perfect crime
No.589329
>>589325
This shit could be GOTY
No.589330
>>589326
dew it
put donation link in top corner
rake in delicious neet-bucks
No.589331
i thought furries had function members of society bucks
No.589332
>tfw pandering to retards is the only way to get popular
No.589333
>chibi's nudes leaked
the guy's a fucking idiot
No.589334
>>589333
is chibi the dude with the distasteful name
No.589335
>>589333
holy shit did mike uyama really show his stupid kike face at agdq
this
fucking
scumbag
No.589336
>>589333
i'm glad i don't know whatever e-whore that is
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my dick is super deformed
No.589339
these new strawberry melatonin are delish!
No.589342
just had an epic borderlands 2 sesh with the fams
but then one of them brought their highly leveled dude in and duplicated all the best weapons in the game
so now we have like infinite money and firepower, and i'm struggling to see any reason to play this shit
No.589343
>>589342
the le dank memes
tfw no pals to play bordermemes with
No.589344
was barkley 2 delayed to retool the game for the undertail audience
No.589345
YouTube embed. Click thumbnail to play.
>>589342
>>589343
>playing Borderlands 2: Burch Boogaloo
>not playing the first, way better game
i like BL2, but fuck man, so many things about it were just shit
LIKE MAKING MORDECAI MEXICAN AND ALCOHOLIC
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
he had this fuckin awesome voice in the first game
just a liiiittle bit of a cuban accent or something but still badass
in the second he suddenly gains the raspy pendejo voice upgrade with a super thick and super shitty mexican accent
it just sounds bad overall
literally fucking speaks spanish a few times to top it off
not even severe alcoholism will do that to you
this plus a few other things makes me wonder if Cockthony Burch actually played the first game at all before trying to write the second
No.589346
>>589345
first borderlands is like the only game i remember returning to the store in my entire life
No.589347
>>589343
>playing a game made by the second biggest cuck on earth
No.589349
>i'll never get to taste a qt dark elf's spit
kill me
No.589350
where do i find a voraphile gf
No.589351
or a crazy gf willing to indulge in my nonsense fetishes
No.589352
i wish saltlick was neighbor
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>>589352
>>589351
please tell me these thoughts are unrelated
No.589355
>>589354
mostly unrelated
both related to my crippling and epic endless thirst for attention and validation
No.589357
check out this epic mouthpic btw
No.589358
>>589356
thank god peri actually turned out to be a major cutie!
No.589359
>>589355
yeah fair
>tfw no-one will pay enough attention to you except you, and you're sick of your shit
No.589361
>>589359
give me your snapchat and i will give you like, 2,300 Attention Points
No.589363
>people played borderlands for the lore
uh
No.589364
>people play irl for the lore
lmao!!!!!!!!
No.589365
>xlr doesn't respond to epic posts and misses out on the lore
kekkie!!!!!!!!!
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>>589361
I feel like your idea of how entertaining it would be to be my Snapchat friend is really exaggerated, I rarely use Snapchat and my life is kind of boring
No.589368
>>589367
yes but my life isn't
it's not as much about me enjoying you, as me enjoying you enjoying me
No.589369
i really should've put more effort into my cult
it isn't too late
No.589370
*artificially inflates the value of my attention by strategically withholding it*
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>tfw you got spoiled for an old game because you were searching for fanart
No.589377
homosuck is shit
enjoy your autism
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>>589373
isn't gaijin supposed to be somewhat insulting
why would you identify yourself with it
No.589379
>>589373
i thought this was some hilarious undertale fanart mocking gaijin goomba and i felt a sort of small respect for blunderfailures momentarily, but then i noticed the youtube bar and oh god that's just from a real a gaijin goomba video isn't it
No.589380
>>589378
this person is not the sharpest tool in the shed
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what's up guys, nigger wiggler here with another video!
No.589386
hey it's me, beaner bob-omb!
No.589388
numale numale
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when she cuckolds you
No.589389
>>589387
>you'll never fug nep on a pile of dead animal caracasses
No.589391
guys looking shellshocked after sex because the pussy was 2bomb is my fetish
No.589392
>you will never add katneppers to a pile of dead animal carcasses where they belong
No.589393
I don't even know why I neppost
Ara and Kan are way better
No.589394
>>589393
why not all three
and throw in some fef while you're at it
No.589397
is there anything cuter than old lesbians? probably not tbh
No.589398
I have a friend who was very dismissive of someone I thought was hilarious. She said this girl wasn't funny, she just said unfunny things as if they were funny and people laughed anyway. Which is weird because she laughs at my jokes? delivery is the only comedic skill I have
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>>589398
is that your excuse for not being funny here
No.589400
>>589399
it's more my explanation for why people laugh at my jokes IRL, I don't think it's the content that's different
No.589401
>>589398
comedians that are all delivery tend to be pretty hit or miss. in a normal joke there's something to relate to, but when it's basically just someone talking weirdly that either strikes some innate funnybone in you or it doesn't.
i think one of the best examples of this is jim gaffigan. his entire shtick is that he talks kinda stilted and whispery and repeats words in a high voice. there is absolutely nothing of real comedic worth that he says. but the delivery hits a lot of people in a non-cerebral, lizardbrain way and so he's a huge star. and everyone who doesn't feel like that will never get the appeal.
No.589402
one of my pokemon cards is worth $10
neato
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>>589401
Maria Bamford is the only comedian I've seen who makes talking weirdly a big part of her schtick, but I don't think that's all there is to her. I dunno, I don't exactly talk weird when I'm telling jokes except for short stretches, it's more that (on good days) I have a really strong command of my voice and of timing.
Maria Bamford does a lot of impressions- like not of famous people, just really distinctive vocal characters- and I think it works because it conveys a lot of social nuance. I can do impressions sometimes, but only of people I strongly dislike. there's one dude I can mimic perfectly but no-one will let me do it because he's terrifying
No.589404
New thread
>>589348
>>589348
>>589348
>>589348
>>589348
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>>589394
>fef
you are a bad bad man
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>>589390
are you the edgefag that was talking about gore the other day
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