/homosuck/ - "Homestuck" General

first for being deeply unfunny

you know those sterilization rooms they have in sci-fi movies? you know, when there's a laser that sweeps the dude in the space suit and eliminates all biological matter outside the suit to prevent any kind of contamination?

we should push all the blunderfailures into one of those without suits and turn it on

>>589410

nigger

reign of the blunderfails

dude weed

But what if an ocean of lotion?

Would you call it a Locean or an Otion?

>>589416

I have actually done research on this sort of thing, and if you ask someone to make this kind of word (a blend where one parent is contained entirely in the other) they panic and give you weird shit

this is only one category of fucked blend, there are many situations under which people, when asked to blend, will freak out and give you weird shit

f'rinstance, I asked people to blend "mouse" and "rat" and more than once people gave me "mrat". not "muh-rat," I made sure by asking them how many syllables it had. I learned a lot about doing human subjects research that semester, most of it in the form "don't do that again"

>>589407

no, i haven't been on in months. i actually thought the board was just gone because it wasn't in the board list/search a couple months ago

>>589419

oh so you're a literal crossie

that's worse

i don't like you

>>589418

f'rinstance, how do i stop some big mean mutherhubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?

>>589421

that joke made the tiniest hissing noise as it flew over my head, are you just making fun of me for using "f'rinstance"

>>589420

fuck off bud, i was practically addicted to this place before i thought it vanished.

constantly open in the other tab, no matter what i was doing.

and now that i know it's still here, i am sucked back in. woo.

>>589420

ae... not to burst your bubble, but you're a crossie...

>>589422

yes, but also i've been maining engineer, so the lines are right there on the surface.

>>589424

not unhiding

>>589423

can you please put on a name so i can filter you

>>589426

nah

>>589426

nope

>>589425

ohh, that makes sense. I've never played haberdashery simulator, sorry

>>589426

no thanks friend

pussy

i want satsuki-sama to step on me!

it's weird that someone on here is named æ, because the vowel [æ] is basically my name IRL

would it be weird to ask a girl to let me lick her cheekbones

i just really want to lick her cheekbones and it's not the type of thing you can do without consent

>>589426

you're a retarded crossie gremlin kill yourself

>>589438

>>589439

not on hsg

>>589437

I love birds so much

what if i just lick her cheekbones and say it was an accident

>>589440

that's not very eppic...

no abnormie shaming intended but whenever you guys talk about sex I get a headache, I hope y'all achieve wizardry because the idea of some of you guys actually getting it on with some poor soul is so fucking cringey

>>589446

this is why i hate sexhavers

rub it in our faces why don't you

>florence welch will never spit on you

why even live

it's only tuesday AAAAAAAA

>>589448

there's gotta be sex workers who specialize in teaching people how not to embarrass themselves, right? that's the best argument for legalizing sex work I've heard all day, this is a vital fucking service

so should i ask to lick her face and then focus on her cheekbones or would it be less awkward to specify i want to lick her cheekbones

you know how sometimes when you watch a music video on YouTube the recommended videos are all for music videos by the same artists, but sometimes the recommended videos go to all sorts of different artists? I feel like there's some good pop culture theory to be mined from that

>>589452

I especially love Finches, thank you

HOLY SHIT A DRUNK BIRD THANK YOU SO MUCH

A drunk fucking bird

a dunk bird

someone should edit the fuck you crow and the laptop birds to have davesprite heads

the hispanic guy can have a john head

Dreams logged: 2 (27, 11)

Images saved: 6 (5)

destroy birds

sluuuuut

>>589468

i know you are but what am i HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>589467

I love conures

I hope I can get one when I move out

>>589468

F8CK 8FF!

>>589471

*pushes you down*

>>589470

they're deafeningly loud, apparently

>>589472

oh shit, now they're both going to the principal's office

post the narr wolf, instead

>>589473

Conures?

I thought they weren't any louder than any other small parrot

god im so fucking sick of windows

pick what linux distro I should install

ST3P 1NTO MY OFF1C3 L4D13S >:]

*G4P3S*

*G4P3S LOUDLY*

*G4P3S TO TH3 TUN3 OF DO TH3 HUSTL3*

>>589477

no, they're very loud according to what i've read.

anecdotal, but here's an account:

>The vet tech program I graduated from had a sun conure. There were also 12 dogs and the parking lot was about the width of a soccer field.

>You could hear the conure screaming through the cinder block walls of the kennel, in the furthest parking space, OVER 12 BARKING DOGS!!

>>589478

gentoo

>>589482

god damn, thats pretty loud

I guess I just gotta make sure he's as occupied as possible, to keep screaming to a minimum

>>589483

okay

>>589484

apparently the amount of screaming just depends on the particular bird

they all have very loud screams, but some scream all day constantly and others do it only occassioally.

you could always get a parrotlet friend instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAWNEatDN9o

>>589484

dont actually get gentoo though i was just memeing

id say mint but my nerd friends dont think mint is good

>>589485

bsb's pedohut

>>589485

at least it's not a butthole

>>589485

ads for that place are almost always on the bigger boards, but i've never seen that one

>>589488

>>589489

>>589490

But why is it an ISIS banner

>fucked up my throat doing my leonardo dicaprio impression

>now it hurts when i vape

HEAVY BOOTS ON MY THROOOOAAAT

*8ees herself out of desper8ion*

>>589485

what did they mean by this?

I saw Andrew Hussie at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>589491

because why not

i want pam from the office to spit on me

>>589501

i actually think florence welch is really hot too

pam isn't my waifu i just think she's cute

>ae will never make a good post

DUDE

duuuDDEEE LOOKKK AT THIS "BirB" tHhhhEEEE FUUUXCCCCCKKKING BUIIIRDDDD LLLLOOOUUUUOOLLLLLL LMMMMMAAAAOIOOOOOO RHIS FUCKONG BIRD

BITE TGAT BEAK INTO MY COCK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHEN THEY TELL YOU YOU MUST TAKE IT

*dumps a load of cum in you*

>tfw no argonian gf

okay fuckers, does anyone here speak Russian and can answer me a fuckin' question, because the Internet is not helping me

щ is the long equivalent of ш, and ж is the voiced equivalent of ш. Wikipedia tells me there is also a long version of ж, but I cannot fucking figure out how you're supposed to write it. Help??

this thread reminds me i have like 100 pictures of birds on my camera memory card

>>589516

saltlick i'll give you sexual favors if you can teach me to speak russian

>>589516

try pressing b

>>589518

post

>>589500

it's embarassing talking to one of my friends about the office because he's obviously waifuing pam so goddamn hard, using jim as a self-insert

he pretends to agree with the general complaints in quality most people have about the last few seasons, but in actuality the only flaws he complains about are that it appears pam might cheat on jim which is "something she would never do" and generally things not going well in their relationship. i've literally seen him almost choke up because his imaginary self-insert relationship with this kinda droopy faced actress wasn't cast in the best light

>>589512

Kinda hot ngl

>>589523

Nice

>>589522

Jim Pam is retard wish fulfilment that's like the entire point

>>589519

*screams*

>>589520

apparently it's sometimes written жд, but only in one fucking root?? I hate the Internet

>>589516

>>589527

what exactly do you need this for cyka? that could change the advice on this by a lot

>>589523

Swans are actually really evil

Can we be real for a second

All birds are shit

>>589527

>>589528

also, tell me where i can download a russian keyboard that doesn't have 3 million viruses in it

Benis

>>589528

I'm considering learning Russian, and by "considering learning Russian" I mean I'm throwing myself headfirst into learning Russian until I inevitably get bored.

anyway, the Wikipedia page detailing IPA for Russian says it's written жж or зж

>>589531

no idea friend, I'm copying and pasting rn

>>589531

doesnt

doesn't windows have built in keyboards

>>589522

unless it's a game where you create your character i don't know how you can self-insert like that and not be ashamed

i feel like the jim/pam thing is really cut and dry with roy being obviously shitty and everything. i guess that's the point, but a still

>>589528

is "сука" an endearment or did you just think I wouldn't look it up

>>589537

hold up a sec friendo, making you a text wall

>>589534

>>589523

That camera took some really good pics

what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little сука

>>589542

Yeah I see it

was that the swan that took bread directly from my hand

>>589526

i guess so

you know, come to think of it i guess a lot of shipping follows the same sort of guideline. like, the shipper identifies with one of the characters and finds the other character attractive, and so their support and dedication to the ship is weirdly based in sustaining some pseudo-relationship in their brain with the fictional character.

romance in media in general is sort of emotionally masturbatory, i guess.

"сучка" is a diminutive that may have the same connotation of "little bitch?" it is apparently SUPER-offensive though

Dark Ben

>>589548

forgive my autism, am I embarrassing myself right now in some way I'm not usually, or are you just spamming in the hopes I'll teach you Russian? I can't teach you Russian, I don't know Russian

>>589533

okay, you're going about this completely fucking wrong bud, so get ready for a text wall.

if you actually want to learn the language, start with a free program like Duolingo or some shit to get the basics, cyrillic alphabet, some basic grammar patterns, pronunciation, a bunch of basic words, etc.

and then once you've gotten enough on your own to have a basic conversation, what you need to do is actually talk to people that speak the language

i cannot stress this enough

looking up wikis about specific exact shit like that is only going to confuse you and set you back. instead, try to actually look for patterns and feel how the language goes as you learn the basic words and phrases. best way to learn a language, trust me.

>>589550

Show me but censor hand with mspaint pls

saltlick! saltlick, i love you!

:̥͓}̥͎̖ͅ

saltfuck

or

fucklick

>>589555

son... I am a linguist... I know how second language acquisition works...

I am learning the Cyrillic alphabet and pronunciation? if you only know the Latin alphabet and English pronunciation, but not how they relate to one another, and someone tells you to spell "sheep," you're gonna be fuckin' stuck if you don't know that "sh" is how you spell /ʃ/

I'm doing preliminary research so I don't have to rely on Duolingo's inane pronunciation advice and shit like that

>>589558

>>589559

do I have to retype the thing about how when I withhold attention from you you value it more

I miss old saltlick

>>589563

retype an artillery shell lodged in my cranium

like, here's the thing: if you don't know basic articulatory phonetics and the International Phonetic Alphabet, all pronunciation guides fucking suck. they are shitty rough approximations of the sound you're aiming for. if you know articulatory phonetics and the IPA, you don't have to rely on that shit and you can get reasonable pronunciation faster.

also: when I was learning French, I thought there was only one nasal vowel because I didn't do this kind of research beforehand

>>589564

no, you hated old Saltlick slightly less. saying you miss me is Stockholm Syndrome shit.

>>589566

>Stockholm syndrome

no?

>>589567

which "old Saltlick" do you miss? "hey guys help me put together my Dave/Tavros mixtape, by the way don't be casually racist!!" do you miss sjw-kun? ranting about linguistics has been part of my brand since the very beginning, in what way have I ever been worth missing that is different from now?

>>589569

i hope you choke to death on semen

>>589571

Is that your sick fetish

roxyanon u still here?

>>589570

I miss the saltlick who wouldn't make long posts everytime

I miss the saltlick that asked for art requests

I miss drawfags

>>589563

son... you're still fucking doing it wrong... you don't know how slavrunes work...

the whole premise of what you're doing all this for is stupid and pointless. why would you need to write the english fucking pronunciation of 'sheep' if you can't speak a single LICK hahahatimetokillmyself of russian? i can understand if you're teaching a russian speaker english, but that's not gonna do any fucking good if you can't speak russian at all.

and to top it all off, the russian word for 'sheep' doesn't even use that fucking sound. it's 'ovtsa'

also, duolingo's russian course doesn't have any of the pronunciation advice shit

have you actually tried finding someone who speaks both or at least a little of the other? try >>>/lang/

it has a ton of shit like that

>>589576

I said roxyanon, non roxykitten anon...

>>589570

you were sjw-kun?

>>589577

who

>>589574

>I miss drawfags

okay, fair, but like. I was possibly the worst regular drawfag, both in terms of the quality of my work and in terms of how often I dropped requests

>>589575

I think we're miscommunicating here, for one thing. for another I'm pretty good at language learning, and this is part of my technique. for a third, I don't just want to speak Russian, although that would be nice, I want to speak Russian and develop some conscious understanding of how it works. because linguistics.

>>589578

yeah, thought that was old news now. I'm an asshole when I'm anonymous, it's why I still have the name at all

scrungus

>>589579

he know

>>589581

saltlick will you say nigger

will you post a vocaroo of you saying nigger

i want a fat elf gf tbh

Russian spelling is monstrous in a lot of the same ways English is, and I find that fascinating in itself. even the parts of this research that don't directly help me learn Russian are interesting in their own right. it's interesting that, except for the soft/hard contrasts, Russian has a single letter for every sound EXCEPT жж, even though its voiceless counterpart has a single letter. That's weird and cool and I'm glad I know about it.

>>589585

why on earth would I do that

>>589587

because it's epic...

by the nine!

fat people need to get their die on tbh

remember kids, I don't post huffy rants about linguistics until someone impugns my complete dominance of that subject!

>>589496

a butte of epic proportions

>>589592

here's a linguistic for you, my linguist:

nigger

I'm gay.

I'm a gay nigger with a small dick.

Hi, is this where ilikedicksinandaroundmymouth is

>>589596

there it is!

the negrobooty!

>>589603

Hi

>>589603

you absolute madman

>>589603

>>589606

>>589604

cletus is indeed a black ass

>>589605

>>589606

>>589607

Hi

>>589609

Post dick

>>589602

>>589599

>>589610

Triggered breast man, I see

>>589600

nice

epic

Is he here or not. Have I been bamboozled

>>589597

as a matter of fact, I did know that <ё> is often replaced by <e>. I know this from my Wikipedia research.

I don't go into any language expecting its orthography to make sense. Even Spanish has its dodgy spellings, because orthographies that "make sense" in an uncomplicated way are actually surprisingly hard to use, especially if speakers of different dialects are trying to communicate.

you know more about Russian orthography than I do. I absolutely do not dispute that. but I think I probably know more about how orthographies tend to work across languages than you do- it's not very useful information to non-academic linguists, after all- with the result that I don't go into language learning with stupid expectations about how the writing system works.

I've been being kind of a shit. I'm sure you meet a lot of people who go about learning languages in a weird way because they don't know better. I just go about it in a weird way because I know a lot about language and how my language learning system works. You didn't have any real way of knowing that. "Talk to native speakers" is great advice, and if you don't have a lot of background knowledge about the structure of language the Wikipedia linguistics articles are probably a terrible place to start.

So, sorry for being so cranky.

>>589613

I like dicks in and around my mouth

Ok then, I'm out

>>589613

He's spongelord

>>589613

It's spongelord

>>589613

he's epic...

it's me! it's sponge!

le sign

post it

You activated my trap card!

murder

murder death fucker

killing fuck

shit murder shit

killing death murder fuck

die die die die die die die die die

murder

yellow is best color, if you are a dork and you like yellow please stop sullying it for the rest of us

KILLLLL

death. Die Die death killing

>>589643

i'd like to keep you in a box, saltlick. or maybe a small, transparent pyramid

bird fucker

>>589649

somebody post that wubbum of a guy fucking a snake

>>589647

wtfs with that first bird

>>589650

no

>>589648

yeah slord, I know. you've mentioned this exact thing, sans reference to pyramid, before.

>>589635

how do we stop scout's power

i already made the david meowie joke so dont bother

ziggy purrdust

you all die

from murderings

kill you all to death

acattin sane

>>589659

>>589660

>>589661

put on some edgy name so we can filter you

a murdering death fucker

we know major tomcat's a junkie

strung out on catnip's high,

kill kill kill

>>589666

dumb frog poster

fucking death shiit

kill la kill

>>589654

just reminding you

i'd let you use my old laptop

you could play minecraft with me from in there

i'll even install the mods for you

die forever i fucking kill you

hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate

>>589672

it spoke

the return of the thin white catpuke,

shoving butts in owner's eyes

shitto what happened

a murder

death kill

And one day we will die and our ashes will fly

From the aeroplane over the sea

But for now we are young let us lay in the sun

And count every beautiful thing we can see

Love to be in the arms of all

I'm keepin' here with me

rape stab genocide

love to kill

the cat that fell to earth on its paws

keeping saltlick would probably be like keeping a cat

maybe smellier

murder death murder murder murder

>>589681

*shitty blunderfail reference**

>>589686

die die die

i want to murder

>>589681

Excuse you, it's RapeStab McGenocide

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

*makes undercon, the first ever undertale convention*

*invites all the undertalers*

*nukes that fucker from orbit*

if this keeps up for five more minutes then i'm going to be a crossie for a while.

someone come get in /k/ when he leaves

shitto whats wrong

fucking murder

a murder for death

fuck shiittings

die killings

>>589695

moody couldn't save him... and now look what's happened.....

And I will take you and leave you alone

Watching spirals of white softly flow

Over your eyelids and all you did

Will wait until the point when you let go

Look, mom! I posted it again!

shitto do your emoticon

i cannot remember how for the life of me

fucking death forever die

>>589684

have you always expressed affection as if it were a collector's avarice, or was there a moment in your life at which acquisition and ownership became your primary way of approaching relationships

a killer fucker

die

i murder

death

>>589709

i started learning how this game really works sometime in sophomore year

it's epic...

you are kill to death

kill

the mouthpic killer

>no big strong jasper gf

why am i alive

>>589714

I assume that at some point you had a traumatic experience that caused you to conceptualize affection as a source of danger, and the ownership thing makes you feel safer and less vulnerable by allowing you to conceptualize the people you feel affection for as being totally under your control and unable to hurt you. am I close?

murderings

>>589720

that feel

a death kill

>>589720

iktf

>>589603

>>589613

>do you have a twitter? you seem terrific & i would totally wanna read what you have to say.

we just dodged a bullet

bullet murder

how do we bring jasper into real, but only for me nobody else can have her fuck off

>>589721

i like being under their control, and the idea of them having ownership of me, to be honest. i suppose the reverse is true, too. i really like you evaluating my psyche through my shitposts though

>>589721

stfu and pack your shit

how do we make jaspers real lads

he seems like an epic cat to have

how do we "get rid" of jasperfags

>>589733

im not even really here

jasper is a gorgeous mineral irl too

>>589731

this is how it works. slord shitposts as if I'm his pet, I shitpost as if I'm his therapist

>>589733

they were dubbed jaspergs

>>589734

fuck off back to /sug/ or skypechat or whatever hellhole you came back from

beautiful little puppers

die

kil

>>589730

you're funny enough but if we actually picked up a cross-siter who cares about what you have to "say"...

lol

me and saltlick as a popple/rookie style boss battle in an rpg

murddder

>>589744

why do you like saltlick now

>>589743

we can reform them

shape them in my image

spread my epic influence...

>>589746

saltlick is epic...

STOP

>>589746

he put attention in

fucking

rest in death

stick your fucking attention in me

what the __

give me a ___

libttention

murder

when will sponge stop spamming

>>589721

>>589729

>>589736

since when did saltcock become literally rose?

>>589749

but you hated him

you used to think he was decidedly unepic

>>589760

it's just a stupid gimmick

>>589755

fuggy

wuggy

vfan going anon created a vacuum that cletus and slord and ebonyclit are all trying to fill in their own little ways

I suppose I've been letting my own obnoxious side out on a long leash, myself, but I don't actually want to be the Head Asshole so someone more motivated is probably gonna take it

>>589759

>become

I've always been Rose

>>589763

sponge and cletus have always been here and niggerclit has been here before too

corpses

dude

rayshud

lmao

>>589763

if you mean you've always been autismo and ranging anywhere from obnoxious to chuckle-worthy, then you're right, but you're not the right kind of any of them.

murder you

>>589764

... no shit, son. vfan had receipts showing she was around as early as dumbgarbage I'm pretty sure, maybe even /co/. but vfan wasn't always Head Asshole. used to be it was Mr. Bad Guy

>>589768

>but you're not the right kind of any of them.

is there a right way to be risible

and moody was Head Asshole for a loooong time. honestly moody ranks, to me, as the most obnoxious person to hold that title

>>589760

yeah but they did an epic tarot reading for me

>>589759

it's epic...

>>589770

probably

>>589771

i think you're forgetting someone

ZWID

>>589770

didn't vfan say she was only here for a small amount of time and she only 'really' came here when we got to 8ch

these people weren't really assholes, they were just whiny, emotional kids

if you post with this much time between one post and the other it's fine mr murder kill death

>>589772

>>589760

slord likes anyone who suggests he's complicated and mysterious

>>589774

>>589773

man, I dunno. I wasn't around much for the transition to 8ch. I missed Zwid and I only really caught the denouement to veef.

I forgot about Hellstrider, jesus CHRIST

and then before that it might even have been Hearts Boxcars

there's always been That Asshole, is what I'm saying, and right now the spot is temporarily empty

>>589773

zwid was never top asshole

he was just a kind of bad admin

>>589777

you mean 'right now hsg is overstuffed with Those Assholes and so far one has yet to emerge as the dominant asshole'

sponge do you have any requests that involve me shopping your head on things

>>589779

basically

vfan is definitely worse than moody

The Man with the Barking Dick

starring george clooney

ma murder

a die you die die die de de id eid eid ie ddi DIE DIE DIE

>>589779

who knows, maybe we'll get lucky this time and there won't be a Head Asshole

>>589779

sure, yeah, but multiple assholes with significant sway is less stable than one person whose top-dog position is unquestionable

eventually the contest will be over and the losers will go back to being posters of normal influence

>>589775

there's a lot of overlap between those two

>>589782

moody means the stupid shit he posts, vfan was at least partially ironically playing it up as jokes/defense mechanism

a stu du mrud e murder kill you until fuckin die

>>589788

die pedo filth

>>589788

>>589791

>>589778

he was a pretty big asshole

murder youf ace util death death

>>589794

aaaaAAAA

>>589794

Yea he was kind of an asshole but he was nowhere near Top Asshole level.

assholes always have reasons. the world is an orderly place, nothing happens out of the blue, if you know enough about the situation you can predict how it will develop. but assholes' reasons for their behavior are, in large part, what constitutes their Selves. they're still responsible for their asshole actions.

murderings good murderings for your kill

>>589799

and we're back into rose mode, fantastic.

get outta here and go suck off sigmund freud

>>589792

>>589793

They're fictional

>>589795

post more like this

>>589802

die pedo filth

john/bro is fictional

>>589801

compatibilist hard determinism is more Terezi's thing

>>589800

no no chill a bit now

>>589798

true true

>>589802

you're still a pedo lol

>>589809

that's "song that might play when you fight sans"

a character being fictional just means the porn shouldn't be illegal

doesn't mean you're not a pedo for getting off to it

so DIE pedo filth!!!!!!!

>>589809

this is fucking epic

>>589813

yes

>>589816

dont do that

I'm only an asshole if you're a huge, soggy, floppy pussy

would you faggots actually post something interesting for the next few minutes? i'm putting away dishes over here and i expect some at least not-shitty posts when i come back to check

>>589816

I haven't read this in a few months I wonder if the "plot" progressed any since.

>>589821

wait what is this from

>>589820

okay

*farts*

>>589822

Witchcraft Works

The anime was pretty decent and the manga's pretty good too.

>>589825

thanks

recalling that I'm not great at the drawing thing, does anyone want a Homestuck-related drawing

>>589826

welcome

>>589827

does this mean i'm epic now sponge?

>>589828

Aztec Ara

>>589827

God why is the last one so gross

>>589833

it's epic...

>>589833

it's epic...

>>589835

>>589834

She has zombie lips and horse teeth

>>589833

the person is really unnaturally pale

looks like a corpse

when will rev hear the sound and awaken as his true form

i haven't showered since friday, how does that make you fucking feel

i can hear them all. at once. every word.

>>589841

you havent showered for 4 days big whoop

i regularly go weeks

>>589841

aroused